At least she can't claim all he thinks about is sex.
@kllyc632710 ай бұрын
They think about fall of the Roman Empire and its disgusting 😂
@MagralhoPT9 ай бұрын
@@kllyc6327not only the fall, but also the raise and the intricate societal stuctures that allowed it to thrive, grow, decay and collapse! Parallelisms to currrent societal status is merely icying on the cake!
@WiseOwl_14089 ай бұрын
@@kllyc6327came here to say the same thing....
@sempi81599 ай бұрын
@@MagralhoPTwhat parallel?
@MagralhoPT9 ай бұрын
@@sempi8159 if you have to ask those questions go read on roman history. You clearly know very little about it and I cant, nor want to waste my time, explaining it in a youtube comment. come back when you have something more detailed to discuss.
@jamesh17588 ай бұрын
This went from 50 shades of grey to 50 waves of blue real fast
@JosepiThe13th8 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@skidak5418 ай бұрын
In the shadowy realm of Cricketania, where bats creak and balls haunt, the Indian fanbase's egos cast a spooky spell on their own team's fortunes. Despite the Indian team's ghostly good performance, a growing crowd of spectators turned into disenchanted specters, their love fading like mist. Indian KZbinrs and TikTokers, brewing their cauldrons of toxic potions, hexed teams with their digital curses. Meanwhile, the Aussies, like wizards of the willow, rose from the ashes to seize victory, cheered on by a massive, 130,000-strong army of phantoms, not just there for mere mortals, but for the true sorcery of cricket. "You always pick pitches bewitched for Indian bats, don't you?" taunted the spirits. "Such a typical charm of third-world sorcerers, always conjuring up money spells." Ghosts from every nation joined in a spectral chorus, rooting for Australia's triumph, eager to hush the overwhelming thunder of the crowd. It was a spine-chilling day for indian cheaters lmao (pitch doctoring, bcci controlling icc) a moment of eerie awakening for aussie warriors. (can't buy the aussies, we are too rich, we have gold) And oh, the ghastly antics of the Indian fanbase! Like mischievous poltergeists, they haunted Pat Cummins and other Australian players on Instagram. Such third-class, spine-tingling shenanigans from fans!
@culturebreath3697 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@johannetje19804 ай бұрын
😂
@silverwolfzs76018 ай бұрын
Bro finally had the perfect excuse to go out and get the milk 💀
@hemanta_giri8 ай бұрын
Bruh
@Octo348 ай бұрын
Do you think you’re funny? Hope not
@Windds8 ай бұрын
He’s trying to get barreled.
@LoscoX8 ай бұрын
What about getting milk from her bubbas?
@Sohil8768 ай бұрын
😂
@cupofjoe17859 ай бұрын
That went from bondage to beach real quick
@christofferengevik88 ай бұрын
Bondage Beach
@HK-xn3ob8 ай бұрын
From Bondage to Bondi
@cylihou53078 ай бұрын
@@HK-xn3obshit I was literally about to say that 😢
@Lt_Chloe8 ай бұрын
Then it went to ex on the beach
@maiden54278 ай бұрын
😂 Bondi Beach
@ELOAAMinistries Жыл бұрын
Mikey NEVER gets permission again!👀
@SmallSpoonBrigade10 ай бұрын
He clearly had that planned out when he started.
@robkitchen534410 ай бұрын
Alright. Your copy a popular meme......
@Montrovantis10 ай бұрын
Then Mikey needs to stop requiring it.
@alexandercabeza24429 ай бұрын
😆👍🍻
@trollpeis9 ай бұрын
wow lol :-)
@markbishop137111 ай бұрын
“Do whatever you want.” And he was ready 😂
@mgordon110010 ай бұрын
So ready. Ready enough to go surfing in the rain. Grab it when you get it, I guess.
@jacobleatherwood42989 ай бұрын
@@mgordon1100People surf in the rain all the time lol.
@linuxsurfer20029 ай бұрын
Zero hesitation!
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat9 ай бұрын
Is this really how marriage works? Why does he need her permission to go do whatever he wants like a little boy? I genuinely don't understand how guys put up with this dynamic.
@jacobleatherwood42989 ай бұрын
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat I’m assuming you are single lol. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with what is being portrayed in this video.
@ruebenllongoria8368 ай бұрын
As the mailman, I see this as an absolute win.
@FinkNZRat5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Rotorhead16513 ай бұрын
😈
@paulbutikofer42848 ай бұрын
i heard a joke recently, wife writes a note saying she's had enough of his being late coming home so she has left and hides under their bed. she hears him get home and comes into the bedroom reads the note and writes something as he picked up the phone making a call , she hears him say " she is finally gone now we can do all the things we talked about yesterday I'll see you in a few minutes " he hangs up. as she hears him leave she gets out from under the bed furious and reads what he'd written " I can see your feet, we're out of bread I'll be back in 10 minutes "
@edge-climber85408 ай бұрын
This is Hilarious. Thank You!
@user-xv4gc8iq2y8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 👍👍👍!!!
@sandburgmartin79475 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@susanperez9914 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sandburgmartin79474 ай бұрын
👍
@stephenbrown57111 ай бұрын
It’s easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission. 😂😂😂😂😂
@kitten-whisperer9 ай бұрын
A little tip. You have to be careful with this way of thinking. I've caught a few SA cases doing it this way.
@Masanumi9 ай бұрын
@@kitten-whisperer You raped people? And you not in prison? God pathetic system.
@Masanumi9 ай бұрын
Rapist way of thinking.
@user-hy6xw7hw8i9 ай бұрын
@@kitten-whispereroh hell na you dumb
@B.A.B.G.9 ай бұрын
He got permission.
@tonyzac612511 ай бұрын
Legend has it, she still there laughing to this day.
@civilwildman10 ай бұрын
They’ll find her bound skeleton a century or so from now and figure she was bound and left to die.
@mikeking68310 ай бұрын
Mikey????
@DarrellWells-wy9mx10 ай бұрын
I don't believe that she still there
@antcommander136710 ай бұрын
@@mikeking683nope, this is plummer you called week ago
@alaskannative1110 ай бұрын
@@civilwildman And that's how we got Skeletor 🙃
@captaindelta438 ай бұрын
What girls think we want vs What we actually want 😅😂
@PaganSkye9 ай бұрын
Never tell a man to go do whatever he wants lol he’s definitely going to leave the house
@patgerrygee67998 ай бұрын
Not leaving the house... but staying away from you
@bro_izzy8 ай бұрын
@@patgerrygee6799 I think she was joking, man. Please calm down.
@patgerrygee67998 ай бұрын
@@bro_izzy lol was I too hard😅... I was complimenting the joke too
@T0NI_8 ай бұрын
@@patgerrygee6799 Nah some people are just a little slow lol
@manyharmons43088 ай бұрын
I'd stay and watch something. Unironically I'd ask to cuddle on the couch with them.
@ieatsdabutt201 Жыл бұрын
I went about it all wrong. I was like, who doesn't love bondage?? boy, was i wrong 🤣
@jasonmillstalks Жыл бұрын
Brother! Same with me! 😅😂
@CloudHindlen11 ай бұрын
Apparently him... apparently he loves surfing more than his girl....I am interested if she is 😂
@vinnyluco634511 ай бұрын
Had us in the first half not gonna lie😂
@pinballrobbie11 ай бұрын
My brother did this to his wife and went to the pub for an hour. This did not end well.
@MrMikeyt6511 ай бұрын
Mikey when she says do whatever you want. You don't go surfing and leave her home.She's gorgeous. Are you out of your mind?😮😍
@mikesmith178810 ай бұрын
I love these two She has the best sense of humor I have ever seen. Good luck to the both of you for many years to come.
@iamsobeautifulomg9 ай бұрын
Best sense of humor? You mean best sense of laughter.
@danielsisco7609 ай бұрын
He does seem to have her laughing an awful lot
@markwildt57289 ай бұрын
Yikes... Just yikes.
@yeshuaislord68809 ай бұрын
@@iamsobeautifulomg that's what humour is, in a sense
@iamsobeautifulomg9 ай бұрын
@@yeshuaislord6880 after giving it a second thought and another, I think you may be correct. I just haven't used it this way before.
@percy94069 ай бұрын
Yesterday I was a certified dead man walking with terminal bone cancer today I got out of hospital and I'm going to be in total remission in a year. And I see this when I got home. Too funny and thanks for the homecoming. You guys have no idea what roles you have played in my recovery. Gobbs of thanks and jockularity.
@piblit8 ай бұрын
im not sure if congratulations is the right thing to say but congratulations!
@Martial_Autist3 ай бұрын
Horrible that you have cancer but glad to hear you're recovering. ;) Best wishes. _~some guy on the internet_
@xMRPx9 ай бұрын
This brought back some good memories along with some tears. My former girlfriend and I used to behave like this a lot. We'd spontaneously surprise each other in different ways. At one time, plastic Saran wrap came in purple and pink. I came home one day from work and found her in the house dressed in a tube top and mini skirt made of plastic wrap. I immediately jumped in the shower. For 7 years we had a beautiful relationship. Alone at home we acted like two kids. In daily life there was no obstacle I couldnt go around, no mountain I couldn't climb, nothing held us back, except her manipulating mother for several years. So then we got married. And then she was killed in an auto accident 63 days later, only 39yo. For the past 12 years I've done nothing but mourn, I only have the desire to die. Appreciate, love and take care of the person you're with, someday you could unexpectedly end up being all alone and trust me, you want lots of good memories and no guilt. Being alone is not fun and it's a lot of work. It sucks. I hope this couple stays happy and grows very old together, they've got a good relationship going on. I wish them all the best.
@OmbreDunDouble9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, some tears showing up here, it's beyond everything for me. You deserved your love, and what take it from you is to not be forgiven, the sadist god who did it, if he's the one, he is not to be respected. At this point, there's nothing but revenge for an entity beyond us, nothing but hate for the absurd cruelty of Fatality. I feel pityful to say this to you, as I'm no one here, but maybe it will helps you to read what I wrote, I hope so. Nothing but hate for Fatality, and maybe a little idea that what was shared with her, you could give a bit of it to someone else, with someone else, don't waste it, give what was taken from you. There's no other way to be true. Strengh to you, human brother, I'm just a stupid comment in a YT section. Keep it up, love is always true, truer than reality. 🌉🌟🏴☠️
@xMRPx9 ай бұрын
@OmbreDunDouble No, you're not a "no one" making "a stupid comment in a YT section". You're a compassionate human being that has empathy for others. You're obviously a good person and I enjoyed reading your comment. If more people had the same qualities as you, the world would surely be a better place. Unfortunately there's too much greed and hatred. Thank you for your kind words, they are much appreciated. I hate to tell you this, but I only told 1/3 of the story. I've been married 3 times to 3 very wonderful women. I have no complaints with any of them other than the fact that they all died on me. My 1st wife and I were married for 16 years until she committed suicide. I came home and found her. It was extremely gruesome, plus I had to clean it up, and that changed me. She was my best friend and she was only 33 years old. My second wife was a super nice woman. We'd both lost a spouse, and being together made life a lot better for both of us. We were a good match. She died 5 months later from a brain hemorrhage. She was 39 years old. My 3rd wife I already spoke of. She was a beautiful person. Physically, she was gorgeous. She'd turn heads whenever we went out. On a flight from California to New York, she was asked for her autograph, twice. She must've been mistaken for a celebrity, but I don't know who. She was also a beautiful and kind human being too. I have no idea what she saw in me, I'd occasionally tell her she must need glasses and that I was the luckiest person alive! While we were getting married, we're standing there facing one another looking at each other in the eyes while the minister is next to us reading from the Bible. So I decided to look at her cleavage, then her eyes, then her cleavage, then back to her eyes. It took everything she had to keep from laughing. When the minister pronounced us husband and wife, she whispered in my ear with a big smile, "You're such an asshole, Michael!" Yes I am, I took her to McDonalds for dinner an hour later in her wedding dress! LOL! It was ok though. It was late, we'd had a busy day and we were anxious to get home. Our neighbors were our witnesses and they had to go to work at midnight. We all got together later that week and had dinner at a nice restaurant. I miss her so much. If I ever got married again, which I know I wont, but if I did I'd want my next wife to be in her late 90's under doctors care so when she dies, and she will, at least I won't be a police suspect. She has to have her own money, I can't afford anymore funerals. I'm not adopting her kids, having someone 20+ years older than me calling me "dad" is weird. And she can't be able to get pregnant, I'm too old to be raising babies. That's about my only option. I know my days of 30 year old, even 40 yo women are over. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a 50+ yo woman, I'm 58, but let's be real, a woman of any age would have to be crazy to even sit next to me with my history! Instead I have a dog that goes with me everywhere. I keep to myself, I go to work when I want, I come home to an empty house, my dog and I eat dinner, watch tv and fall asleep, 7 days a week. I love my dog but she's not much help. I did manage to teach her how to use the microwave but now she eats my dinner. If I try and take it away from her, she growls at me! She won't do laundry, she says all the clothes are mine. Smart dog, she's got a point there. She's afraid of the vacuum cleaner so I bought a Rhoomba. She thought it was a toy and chewed it up. My morbid and sometimes childish sense of humor is what's kept me sane but even that's getting tiresome. I'm just so tired of Life, but I'll be here for many more years. I'm not complaining or looking for sympathy or pity. No. My life could be a lot worse. Look at Ukraine, Israel, Russia, the Armenians are facing a potential genocide, Africa is in turmoil and here I sit in the safety of my home eating ice cream and cookies for breakfast. I have my health, a house, a good job, no bills and no debt so I'm kind of lucky. Ugh. Women are literally dying to get away from me and I'm lucky? 😖 LOL! Sometimes Life is crazy. So, you live in Liechtenstein? 🇱🇮 What a beautiful country! It's the same size with the same amount of people as the town I live in! This place is ugly, it's all desert, nothing's green. I have a friend that married a woman from Hanau, Germany if you've ever heard of that. You speak German, yes? Your English is very good.. I hope you didn't fall asleep, I lnow I sometimes write too much. Thank you again for your kind words. Have a good day and be safe.
@OmbreDunDouble9 ай бұрын
@@xMRPx Here's a short version, hope thoses who red it were entertained, it was not mean to stay. But here stands : As for what's next, I don't know what you shall do, a mystical retreat in a Tibetan monastery could be the way. I'll be you tho', I'll find some girl who wants one thing and it's to die, with you, it seems that's for her a win-win situation in all the possible outcomes. 🕷️📢💥 Keep the struggle, it's what it is, and there's one thing out of the table, giving up to this bastard cruel god. Love 🖤🥊
@xMRPx9 ай бұрын
@OmbreDunDouble French? Are you French? And you're a guy? No, no, no, I was hoping you were a German girl! God hates me. HaHaHaHa! I'm just joking, it doesn't matter to me who you are. I am very sorry to hear about your mother. You're how old, 26, 27? That's too young to lose your mother. My mom was 91 when she died, I was 49. She developed Alzheimer's disease. Basically she slowly lost her mind. I took care of her here at home for 4 years until she died, that was very hard since I'd just lost my 3rd wife just 4 years earlier. Yes, women are dying to get away from me. I've also lost 2 female friends here in this town unexpectedly. One was in her late 60's the other was 63, both too young to die. Me? I'm ready to go. I see no point in hanging around this life anymore. I have no family left. In... 2003 wife 2005 father and my wife 2007 uncle 2011 wife 2014 mother 2018 sister 20?? me I have a lot of dead people here at home! And none of them talk to me! I only buried my first wife, the rest I had cremated so in a way, the whole family is here! That could get a little strange. They say God loves me. Funny. I think He hates me. I bought a ticket to Hell, so I have a reserved place there when I die someday. You're young! You can start life all over again. Move to another city or country and start over, leave the past behind you. Just don't move to Israel, huh? So sad to see such needless violence. Everyone killing each other over what? Religion? God? It's stupid! Such brutality. I blame my own government for a lot of this happening. The US government puts its nose into every country's business and fucks everything up. A lot of countries hate Americans and yet I didn't do anything wrong. French, huh? As French as you can get, huh? That's funny. I don't know why but it is. It's good though, you're proud to to be French and there's nothing wrong with being proud of who you are. In fact, I admire that. I'm not sure if I'm proud to be an American anymore. It could be because of our government is being ran by crooks. I don't know. I spent 9 years as a US Marine, that I'm proud of. I encountered some of the finest people while there both in the US and overseas. I spent a lot of time in the Far East, mainly Japan and Korea and a couple trips to the Phillipines. Some extremely polite, gracious and good people in those countries. I took part in Desert Storm, that was an experience like no other. It was at times surreal, almost like being trapped inside a movie only the fear was real. As I've gotten older though, I don't think we should've gone there afterwards but that's just my opinion. When my first wife died, it was awful to even look at. She blew half of her head off with a pistol. I can still see it when I close my eyes 20 years later. I was a wreck then and perhaps I still am partially. I called my parents, then her parents, then the police. 5 hours later my parents arrived. That night I was still a wreck and my dad, who was a smart man, told me to calm down, that I was young, that I'd meet someone new. At the time I hated him for saying that. I wasn't young, I was old, I was 38! I didn't want to meet someone new! And yet he was right, I did meet someone new and it was one of the greatest feelings ever to fall in love with someone again. Obviously these days, after being alone for 12 years now, by choicethough, I've thought about just paying someone to love me! HaHa! That's a joke, but I could. My town has the last remaining legal brothels... "un bordel" or " une maison de mauvaise réputation" left in the US! But no, no thank you. It wouldn't be the same, obviously. But the same advice my father gave me I give to you. You're young, you'll meet someone new at a time when you least expect it. A girl that doesn't have a boyfriend, one that is lonely and looking for a companion. And when you find her, ask if her mother is single for me, ok? HaHaHa! No, no woman from me, they die. And no, NO MEN either! NO! I'll just keep my dog. So you are a french man. I must say, you live in a beautiful country, rich in history and unique architecture. If anything, oui, je suis un peu jaloux de toi. Portez-vous bien mon ami. La vie est ce que vous en faites, alors rendez-la aussi merveilleuse que possible ! And no, I do not speak French, but Google does! :)
@1mrlee8 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry to hear. I hope life finds a way to make you happy again.
@trollya283811 ай бұрын
Just had the blindfold and ties laying around😂
@billymurphy311 ай бұрын
Yup. I was like, “that’s a re-usable tie. They have used those before.”
@Chris-xo2rq10 ай бұрын
with cameras set up, obviously scripted and stupid. This content is ruining youtube. It's not at all funny.
@cavejohnson405410 ай бұрын
Her: Sexy time? Him: Me time.
@NATIVESUNSETS6510 ай бұрын
" Just had the blindfold and ties laying around " Doesn't every Alpha ?
@trollya283810 ай бұрын
@@NATIVESUNSETS65 🤣 true, true
@jerrysstories7119 ай бұрын
PLOT TWIST : He returns 3 hours later, hears the bed creaking and her moaning, "Oh God, Mikey, I'm not sure how much more I can take!"
@bluesus65289 ай бұрын
LOL
@bluesus65289 ай бұрын
LOL
@bluesus65289 ай бұрын
LOL
@bluesus65289 ай бұрын
lol
@bluesus65289 ай бұрын
lol
@gwc36028 ай бұрын
Mad respect for this guy....Shame when he gets back from surfing he will be single!
@kevins18525 ай бұрын
Someone needs to have a LOOOOOOONG talk with that bro 🤪
@ralphhays3545 Жыл бұрын
Where did you find a lady with such a wild and wonderful sense of humor? Does she have a sister?
@NoNameAnyMore1 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Dsm-wq4pw11 ай бұрын
In the script, you find her by convincing your wife to shoot dumb videos for the internet to gain some semblance of fame
@jabberwocky170711 ай бұрын
New Zealand, likely at the gym.
@willywaldo111211 ай бұрын
Yeah, but she is married to his brother hahaha
@jasonjohnson634411 ай бұрын
I have to admit that, I look forward to every upload from these two. Never fails to put a smile on my face. 👏✌️🇺🇸
@Yahushawalk.3699 ай бұрын
Mikey's catching waves 🤣😂 👋👋👋 she'll be there when he gets back 😂🤣
@eatyourvegetables14498 ай бұрын
I thought this was going a whole different direction 💀
@davekeller27988 ай бұрын
" OH, ITS GOING TO BE A LONG TIME, BEFORE SHE FORGIVES HIM !! I HOPE HE CAN HOLD OUT THAT LONG ?
@kencameron7458 Жыл бұрын
Love this ladies laugh she is always smiling
@kakarottuzumaki434610 ай бұрын
With this be you not allone. I love it also but i never had a girlfriend that is like this. .-.
@Kyle-gb9dq Жыл бұрын
Wasn't quite what she was expecting!!😅🤣😂
@davidfranklin24911 ай бұрын
I was expecting golf or fishing
@Bakedfries_8 ай бұрын
he‘s getting rewarded for helping with chores, like if she was his mother 😂
@slactweak7 ай бұрын
You guys are the absolute coolest. May you have many more years to do this sort of thing together.
@user-xq9bm9wg5g Жыл бұрын
🎉Awesome... Thats how you live life and love forever.. Attitude of positive vibes, life has enough hard challenges..
@nagginsnuggets942411 ай бұрын
Y'all are great, You guys are what all couples should try to emulate. She's a good sport with all of it too.
@ravenswood1188 ай бұрын
You think this is great? You're disturbed.
@Words-of-encouragement.-.8 ай бұрын
@@ravenswood118What’s wrong with it?
@Sylvershade8 ай бұрын
Yes. All couples should have scripted interactions. Make the NPC trope a reality. AI for Supreme World Leader!
@NGMonocrom9 ай бұрын
Saw that one coming, an ocean away.
@PenelopePitstop0697 ай бұрын
ROTFLOL that is a good one! Yes, have fun in relationships, doesn't have to be serious all the time. Lol still laughing 😂😂
@woodwardoutdoors7742 Жыл бұрын
You guys are what all couples should look like. I hope that your real everyday life is as fun as your videos are. You guys seem great together.
@woodwardoutdoors774210 ай бұрын
@@Peterbrendanalbert ?? The fu*k kind of question is that? Are you trying insinuate that it’s girly to acknowledge a happy couple that seem to have a fun and happy relationship??
@DC-YumpyYotemeal_402610 ай бұрын
@@woodwardoutdoors7742 he asked one question and wasn't insinuating anything
@keirboyko9 ай бұрын
@@woodwardoutdoors7742 No need to be a b*tch.
@galacticguardian27839 ай бұрын
@@woodwardoutdoors7742yes. Girls are in general dumber and more gullible than boys and tend to confuse scripted content with real life. They are also the bigger consumers of reality tv.
@kabir93sardar Жыл бұрын
We all know what that tape is really for 😅 the vibe of you 2 is amazing
@swhite87747 ай бұрын
Mikey!!! I Think She Really Meant She Wanted to Be Tied Up and To Do Whatever You Wanted!!!!🔥
@WilliamMcAtee8 ай бұрын
I love watching this couple. Seeing they have these items is hilarious. From the bedroom to the beach in 5 seconds is a record. 😂😂
@carolinemorgan94 Жыл бұрын
That was not going the way that I was expecting it to be going LOL I guess I have a very dirty mind LOL
@sirethabell329 Жыл бұрын
That's okay so do I 😊 thinking the wife was on board with that idea as well now I ' m wondering how long before she removed the blind fold😂😂😂
@user-od9iz9cv1w11 ай бұрын
Good for you. I thought the same. It would have been such a sweet thought if all he thought about was seizing the moment to give pleasure to his partner. Not bondage, or acting out his porn fantasies and certainly not leaving her tied up while he went off to surf with his buddies. Kind of a fitting statement about most men. I have spent my life really liking women and not understanding most men.
@pk3m310 ай бұрын
@@user-od9iz9cv1wIts not that serious, relax.
@TheSleepingonit10 ай бұрын
So do I
@Sam-vn6hd8 ай бұрын
Then the neighbor comes over and finishes the job😂
@MILFJennie9 ай бұрын
Every time I hear the name Mikey, I think about that old school cereal ad from my childhood! Seeing this short makes me want to get a box of cereal and eat it straight from the box!
@deshrek93768 ай бұрын
Life cereal. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
@deanwagher19448 ай бұрын
she was hoping he'd eat it straight out the box 👀🤣
@garyparker49748 ай бұрын
Jojo, your hubby has no idea how blessed he is. Your easygoing humor is very rare.
@tommynikon228311 ай бұрын
Now I know the secret to their relationship: bondage and a hottie who plays along
@censorshipsucks949310 ай бұрын
And gives you all three holes.
@RR-et6zp10 ай бұрын
You NEED to read the unplugged alpha by Richard cooper
@DOKZAONE9 ай бұрын
And y'all wonder why no girl let's you hit 😂😂😂
@censorshipsucks94939 ай бұрын
@@DOKZAONE I do hit my wife......in all three holes.
@wojewoda9659 ай бұрын
Bruh... He can't even use tape
@JamesWilson-ts5xk11 ай бұрын
Haha some good ol Aussie’ness. You go surf Mikey! 🏄🏼♂️
@vaughntaylor76387 ай бұрын
Love this couple.
@CoNx1237 ай бұрын
Her laughter is real. Bro actually went surfing🤣
@gl3nnium9 ай бұрын
Yes I can confirm, this is how it's done here in New Zealand. She gets the '12 shades' treament while we surf. Hell she'll still be sitting there when you get back, just think of it as drawn out fore-play. Everyone wins!
@JosepiThe13th8 ай бұрын
It's 50 shades...
@Thomo2461 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant...who said life was dull lol😂
@Chris-xo2rq10 ай бұрын
Life can't possibly be dull for any simpleton that finds this funny or interesting...
@Thomo246110 ай бұрын
What a sad response.
@Chris-xo2rq10 ай бұрын
Ignorance is bliss I'm sure. This is staged garbage that is ruining youtube.@@Thomo2461
@blaze_yt28828 ай бұрын
When u are married to your boss and need her permission for every little thing in your life😅
@vlugovsky3 ай бұрын
This wonderful couple should last a lifetime! Love and laughter. Nothing beats that.
@gonzoexpress988510 ай бұрын
As a mad surfer, I totally get it . . . Priorities!!!😂😂😂
@kakarottuzumaki434610 ай бұрын
Explain it 2 me... because i not understand why and how you can refuse couple time. (And nope im not a women im a men that love spending time with his girlfriend if he have one)
@anthonyberardi89049 ай бұрын
@@kakarottuzumaki4346you sound like a woman lol
@josephpowelliii916911 ай бұрын
If I was given an option...it certainly would NOT have been leaving to go surfing... Pretty lady...😊
@andrespajo491110 ай бұрын
Simp
@Crouchback10 ай бұрын
Are you still a virgin?
@JanFWeh10 ай бұрын
That's the joke.
@luchacefox2599 ай бұрын
@Peterbrendanalbert thank you for telling these Simps what their dad should have 20 years ago.
@SKOLAH9 ай бұрын
@@Peterbrendanalbert*passes you some balm for the butthurt 'simp' bit* You have obviously been hurt. I won't read your reply. Ego and butthurt may have you reply anyway and prove my point, or you'll be quiet like a good little butthurt boy. Either way, win-win for me. 😁🤏
@SantanaJrrWithlove2 ай бұрын
Lmfao!!!! I love you guys! I was just waiting for the “ okay goin out with the boys see you later” after the blind fold went on
@wqmanawqke33755 ай бұрын
Love this SO MUCH. My husband died of laughter.
@albelnox3073 Жыл бұрын
I sense a couch in his future.
@SterileNeutrino10 ай бұрын
When you just wanted to surf but decide to consult the beach seer instead.
@pulo39910 ай бұрын
Story twist Mikey comes back and finds his wife boning a stranger. She's moaning and screaming Mikey's name 😂😂😂
@flyingbeaver57Ай бұрын
You two are having way too much fun making these things!
@JuanmanuelGomez-wx7sc6 ай бұрын
She has the greatest capacity for finding hilarious situations in everyday affairs in the observable universe.
@middlefork6530 Жыл бұрын
Mike you got your priorities wrong 😍
@Kyle-gb9dq Жыл бұрын
They withhold from us. Doesn't hurt to do the same to them. Turnabout's fair play
@middlefork6530 Жыл бұрын
@@Kyle-gb9dqWithhold from her? Not if I was married to her 😉
@75vuong11 ай бұрын
The guy must enjoy surfing, a whole lot. 😂😂😂
@hazelhadley-britt639611 ай бұрын
Nah. Priorities are 💯 lol!
@ryang171811 ай бұрын
there was a cut ....wife and i know what happened lol
@vincentsablan732 Жыл бұрын
Okay. I'd a gone in a DIFFERENT direction...😊😊😊
@Steve-nu4sv3 ай бұрын
My kind of woman. You tie her up blindfolded and she laughs on board with the idea.😮 Then you get on board with the surfboard and she doesn't complain. SHE'S A KEEPER😅😅
@michaelcarlton14848 ай бұрын
Even if this is staged, I can't help but think of it turning into a Gerald's Game situation or perhaps one of those horror stories where something happens to the building while someone can't move inside...
@Wil_Liam110 ай бұрын
Lol,I snorted at the end of this one...😂
@jeffpelkey60779 ай бұрын
Snorted what... Cocaine?
@steveb932511 ай бұрын
She's adorable!!!❤
@muhammadkhairulizat9 ай бұрын
I thought you gonna get kinky with her, in the end you’re trying to get away from her 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
@violetspider_4 ай бұрын
She's at least 1000 x more adorable cuz of her smile.
@dennisgraham3087 Жыл бұрын
Here she was thinking Oh Boy, I'm gonna get some.....Then.....UGH. He's lucky if she doesn't kick him to the sofa for the next week....or Two !!!
@GraceNow10 ай бұрын
Biggest tv & fridge is closer 😂😋🤣🤣🤣
@craigcho6797 Жыл бұрын
Your giving out your folks secrets Mikey lol 👏🏽👏🏽
@jonbell23056 ай бұрын
Great choice. When have you ever had to ride the same wave twice 😂 Bit like a roller coaster thrilling at first but after the 3rd time it gets boring 😴 😂
@andypandy6063Ай бұрын
That kind of Trust is invaluable. I don't Believe for a second that Mikey would go surfing..
@briangriffiths4409 ай бұрын
It's actually just nice to hear a woman say 'thankyou'.
@IxWannaxSeexDom9 ай бұрын
Very rare
@AlphaMale123UwU8 ай бұрын
@@IxWannaxSeexDom typical omega behavior :D
@ravenswood1188 ай бұрын
Why do you need to be thanked for doing the absolute bare minimum? Are you an adult or a child?
@steve20664 Жыл бұрын
I can relate.....
@RoydenGoodbar-kq5kl11 ай бұрын
If you can relate to that, your a f#kin pig!!
@garymorgan89153 ай бұрын
I love that one, run Mike run😅😊😂❤
@bunkerrocketworks31906 ай бұрын
Thank goodness they were able to catch and edit all that spontaneous fun on the many cameras set up ahead of time - LOL
@matthewlong371611 ай бұрын
Riding a wave or your wife(?) ...dude must really love surfing
@TRUCKERBHOY Жыл бұрын
Are u crazy dude. Surfing over ur wife 😮... 😂
@laughteraddict100310 ай бұрын
Only a surfer knows the feeling
@kakarottuzumaki434610 ай бұрын
@@laughteraddict1003 maybe thats why i not understand it. Im a otaku and gamer and i also wouldnt prio my girl over the games. I saw it many times. Every time i have the choice between the controll elements form my girl and the controll elements of my consol i prefer hers allways. No idea what it is but holding her in my arms. Kiss her. Touch the parts of her body that no once else can. Be near by her and look in her eyes. See her smile. Nothing let me smile and be happy more then that. Only one thing could make me more happy. The "i love you" out of her mouth or the mouth of my futured kids. 2 see my futured kids frist time smile. 2 see them the frist time. And the yes word. This be things that i never had feeled. But i want 2 if the time is right and i found the right girl 4 it. In the moment single and not finding the next fitting girl. Im a bit lonley but i dont want 2 creat a gap filler. I want 2 find real love. The feelings that i feel befor. And find somthing new. A new girl that i not know and learn her 2 know. If you know what i mean ^^
@SewellLaughrun4 ай бұрын
Love these two they are crazy God Bless ya
@MartinWebNatures5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣 You two are something else 🤭🤭
@johnorr1263 Жыл бұрын
You chose a surf board over her? Priorities are messed up
@Jo-re2ye11 ай бұрын
It's not a joke if it doesn't have an atypical punch line
@kizarumelon247710 ай бұрын
Nah lol. Ur priorities are messed up
@20money1710 ай бұрын
she'll still be there when he gets back from 🏄 lol
@mikerobertson854010 ай бұрын
Ahhhh, spoken like a true virgin. 🤷♂️
@devjlboy9 ай бұрын
It’s okay bud. You’ll find a girl someday. Then it will all make sense.
@kirkedwards2988 Жыл бұрын
Dude you blew it. You should have romped then gone and romped.
@jerryferguson54614 ай бұрын
That went a different direction than I imagined!
@Dragonmaster33153 ай бұрын
She did say "do whatever you want"..totally hilarious !!!!!!
@user-jt6ln2wg2v6 ай бұрын
War ein tolles Wochenende 😂 Jedenfalls für Mike 😂😂😂
@frankmons48899 ай бұрын
Mikey done got his lady in waiting… smart lol!🏄♂️ 🤙
@muhammadsiraj55374 ай бұрын
That's love... Stay blessed... The best thing for a couple is to be friends, to laugh together 😅
@andrewspower3335 ай бұрын
I laughter with these two - love their humour and relationship
@jern754 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 the man got exactly what he wanted with permission. So great.
@4yearsclean5 ай бұрын
Bro already messed up with the wife telling him when he can and can’t do stuff lmao 😂
@doomguyfaz3recon7978 ай бұрын
Mikey! Don’t leave me here!! Mikeeeeeeyy!!!
@TheWheelman2989 ай бұрын
The waves are calling dear and i cant have you interfering.
@Bryan_Matlock8 ай бұрын
Y'all keep being y'all. This is hilarious.
@jimkirk435727 күн бұрын
You 2 are SO much fun to watch. Very cute couple. ❤
@robertjones49873 ай бұрын
This is the luckiest man in the world
@robertdavis88438 ай бұрын
THEY ARE SOOOO GOOOFIE!!!
@nomangreybeard5356 ай бұрын
All handy right there in the dresser. Love it.
@divinevidz5528 ай бұрын
Too bad she was so excited. Lol 😂
@kat82955 ай бұрын
It's like he giftwrapped a present for the neighbor lol
@user-mq7ih5yf7x8 ай бұрын
He knew this day was coming. He had everything ready !!
@haydenmossop57585 ай бұрын
💯 I windsurf .. the last windy day I had I woke up happy .... I loaded the car ... the look on her face told me everything about her .... she couldn't believe that I was going to have a good day
@user-je3hn9cn8r8 ай бұрын
U two are crazy! Good crazy!
@tammyduffield4729 ай бұрын
Cameraman gonna be Mikey while Mikey's gone...
@ThomasTheAlphaAndOmega85094 ай бұрын
Wife: Do whatever you want to do. Me: 🎶So I went fishing.🎶