“I grew up in LA I just KNOW”. Absolutely murdered me
@Cosmo-Kramer Жыл бұрын
Nikki's micro-expressions are always so on-point. Love her!
@JaRW7 Жыл бұрын
Micro?
@cinders2894 Жыл бұрын
MACRO
@Cosmo-Kramer Жыл бұрын
@@JaRW7 Yeah. Do you not know what the word, "micro", means?
@theperfectbalance54829 ай бұрын
Shes a real actress, been in movies.
@darkbit1001 Жыл бұрын
Everyone's an international model until you ask them where they've been to :p
@H..M.. Жыл бұрын
International Model: We went to Canada when I was a kid and my mom made me pose for pictures.
@texnb410 ай бұрын
Years ago, a sister of a friend of mine from a small town in Texas spent a summer in London. When her sister returned to Texas, she had a hilarious British accent (à la Dick Van Dyke) and told everyone that she was now an international fashion model. Plot spoiler: she was not then, and never has been, an international fashion model. It later transpired that she had partied a lot and had been misled (that is to say, she was exploited) by individuals purporting to represent fashion and modeling agencies. Par for the course for the world of fashion and modeling.
@JavonCarterTV Жыл бұрын
I didn't lie. You misunderstood my profession 🤣💀💀💀
@Damatovg Жыл бұрын
To be fair, she is an international model. She models, and it is seen internationally
@konsyansnou8623 Жыл бұрын
@@Damatovg😂
@konsyansnou8623 Жыл бұрын
The problem is not me, it's you 😂
@amaljay8158 Жыл бұрын
Is this what's called gaslighting?
@konsyansnou8623 Жыл бұрын
@amaljay8158 dead on! Their lack of accountability play a major role in this
@JJ-hp6mb10 ай бұрын
That's a match made in heaven. They could both scale up their OF's fan base by getting together. 😂
@AvivaSingsOut Жыл бұрын
EPIC perfect timing on that pause... "Wooooow" had just the right amount of o's
@JayCarver Жыл бұрын
Nikki's million and one facial expressions always have me cracking up lol
@jackchop1576 Жыл бұрын
I like her delayed smile reaction.
@theminimalistninja Жыл бұрын
It was the "woooow" at the end that did it for me - amazing!!
@mahdikh1822 Жыл бұрын
"I think you wrote lawyer when instead you meant liar"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deadlypandaghost10 ай бұрын
What's the difference?
@BrotherBadger123 Жыл бұрын
'' WOOOOOW !!!! '' Seems Pretty Accurate. 🤣
@t.roll21 Жыл бұрын
As someone who lies on their dating profile, i see this as an accurate representation of my struggles.
@AlwaysHereAndNow Жыл бұрын
The double standard screams packed in that last "WOOOOOWW"
@derrickpurdy7011 Жыл бұрын
It must really be difficult for Nikki to keep going through these awkward situations for our entertainment.
@IronMan-tk8uc Жыл бұрын
Cringeness is her superpower!
@theperfectbalance54829 ай бұрын
Nope. Shes a real actrrss whos been in films already. For years.
@qqqcalls Жыл бұрын
That low cut dress is an eye magnet.
@frawi790 Жыл бұрын
Thats down bad
@themomentcollector54028 ай бұрын
@@frawi790😂😂😂
@mitchelsnodgrass70286 ай бұрын
@@frawi790wtf does that mean?
@Mattkael3 ай бұрын
@@mitchelsnodgrass7028In zoomerland, it means they're horny.
@theprecipiceofreason Жыл бұрын
"I'm an international model" - dating profile for a Toyota Corrolla with trade licenses to be sold in 162 countries.
@HardluckHutch Жыл бұрын
“International vibe” 😂
@MurseSamson Жыл бұрын
That ending was the sign of our times! 😂 It's rough out here! 💗👩❤️👨
@shanebarker3131 Жыл бұрын
That ending was bruuuuutal
@sunsetbari Жыл бұрын
That’s exactly how that would go if a woman found you had an onlyfans 😂😂😂😂
@Leanzazzy Жыл бұрын
☕
@raidzeromatt Жыл бұрын
Even if the guy didnt that was a smart way to react Dont let her know your real thoughts on her doing low grade sex work until AFTER you sleep with her 😂
@gragram711 Жыл бұрын
Ehehe, not all women, I would say "wooow, that's great"
@nickhowser7262 Жыл бұрын
Surprised they didn’t colab lol
@ericyinfj11 ай бұрын
I think the joke here is that male OFs performers usually have a strong male fan base or are gay-for-pay, which does make everything in a relationship more complicated. However, not all OFs performers post nudes, and this comment is only meant to explain the joke, not a way to disrespect sex workers.
@sdaiwepm Жыл бұрын
On an online date, I met a woman who told me "lying is the dominant paradigm." Must have worked for her - she had retired by 40 after a high-profile career. (I do realize it's not just women who lie.)
@sinforgreatness Жыл бұрын
🤨🤔❓
@alfred0621 Жыл бұрын
40? Why bro
@347Jimmy10 ай бұрын
@@alfred0621 dude might be in his 50s for all we know 🤷🏻♂️
@osamaal-humaimidi1481 Жыл бұрын
i was waiting for the "I'm sorry?" but then I realized its Nikkis skit........ damn Nikki and Stevie have the same crazy energy lol
@Asaph437 Жыл бұрын
SAME
@Clairvoyant_D Жыл бұрын
I've failed miserably on dating apps for being to honest 😂
@aliensoup2420 Жыл бұрын
I failed for being too old and ugly.
@farad50 Жыл бұрын
too
@SoutheastTx Жыл бұрын
I got kicked out of some of them.
@ericyinfj11 ай бұрын
If you are looking for The Person, aka the soul mate, I don’t think that was a fail, it was more like a filter for you to go through options that are not meant for you.
@LaughnCry27 Жыл бұрын
Six foot eleven 😂
@LANGI902 Жыл бұрын
So much easier to tell the truth 😂 It must be exhausting trying to keep up with all the lies!
@wallandbauf2678 Жыл бұрын
As an italian who was born in Milan I can confirm Nikki is an international model
@JohnDoe927 Жыл бұрын
Ah! THAT'S the reason I'm struggling It hadn't occurred to me to start my relationship with my future wife on a bunch of lies
@caioppinotti6 ай бұрын
Omg, Nikki's smile is so dazzling...I just can get enough!
@byronmontgomeryjr.8 ай бұрын
The gaslighting started instantly!😂😂😂
@ssss1308 Жыл бұрын
"i'm on the bar and people eat sushi on me on the bar"🤣
@05assahse Жыл бұрын
That quick exit 🤣
@AllMacamo4 ай бұрын
0:26 when you start remembering all the nonsense you put on your profile to test out the audience and forgot to remove
@zirlacaldansson3384 Жыл бұрын
And this is why after two months I think I'm going to be done with dating apps. Or at least take a break. I'm bad at lying, and I also don't like to sift through my own and the other person's lies when finding a date.
@zirlacaldansson3384 Жыл бұрын
@@Your-Name_ Never started, which is the reason why I’ve struck out.
@anotherjoe56758 ай бұрын
Just discovered this channel... Some of the best content on KZbin...
@ЕвгенийГеров Жыл бұрын
I like the moment they quietly take their seats with calming faces after they being emotional)))
@4stringz. Жыл бұрын
Nikki does the best crazy-eyes
@luv4life1 Жыл бұрын
That walk off though😂
@noName-kn1lx Жыл бұрын
Why you should never go to the dumpster fire of dating apps
@Niff407 Жыл бұрын
Your the best, Nikki. Always looking forward to the next vid..... You always have the best supporting actors. Stay beautiful...
@23ofSeptember Жыл бұрын
She eats the Continental breakfast!
@TeddsPicks Жыл бұрын
Omg! ... So true! So true!
@espoespo3557 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why people lie on those dating profiles. Won't the other person eventually find out? 😂
@thabzmad72658 ай бұрын
They do, but normally by then, other ( relationship enders ) unpleasant things would have since come to light and it's an extra bonus not to continue 😂
@Alerdo Жыл бұрын
the double standard is crazy
@DJVARAO Жыл бұрын
😂I was expect him to be a crypto billionaire.
@sunset33533 Жыл бұрын
There are some interesting stories about liars in that book "The Dating App Confessions" by Logan Tindell. I recommend the book if anyone uses those apps.
@WilliamHolden-t5g Жыл бұрын
Nikki’s skits are so funny and so true at the same time! She is an excellent writer and actress.
@MajorCaliber Жыл бұрын
LOVE the '70s keyboard porn muzak! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hwhack Жыл бұрын
Nikki's sense of humor is always on target.
@geoffreyfield6686 Жыл бұрын
This video taught me something. I'm just not sure what.
@snackman2005 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha the wooooow at the end!
@Test-of9sd11 ай бұрын
"A law firm that represents abandoned reptiles" - Nikki 😂
@danzwku Жыл бұрын
Nikki too good to date an international onlyfans model 😂
@f66685 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that ending
@MuhammadImHardBruceLee Жыл бұрын
I am from the UK... There exists a place in the UK called Essex... In Essex, the phrase 'well lit' means 'really good'...
@KishorTwist Жыл бұрын
It’s the only way. 🤭
@robphoenix1182 Жыл бұрын
I grew up in LA I just know lmao
@mrch33sehed93 Жыл бұрын
Nikki: "I have an OF..." Me: "I know 👀"
@dave91183 ай бұрын
Lawyer and liar are synonymous.
@sleepytimeshecomes Жыл бұрын
I love Nikki's facial expressions, they're similar to that of Jim Carrey especially in the first Dumb n Dumber. 😂
@nassimessayli8845 Жыл бұрын
Love the ending ! Great ending ! Woooooowwwwww
@Romaincht8 ай бұрын
You are an excellent actress
@sarinsounds4288 Жыл бұрын
A Morgan Jay feature!! Insane
@ericyinfj11 ай бұрын
I think the joke/punchline at the end is due to the fact that most male OFS performers have a strong male fanbase or are gay-for-pay, and so, in a relationship setting, it makes everything more complicated, and it requires an extra level of trust or a much deeper connection to move forward. Her reaction at the end is actually quite realistic, if you take the context into account. Of course, not OFS performers post nudes or doing sex works, and this comment only serves to explain the jokes, and is not meant to disrespect sex workers. PS. I came to this channel because of the “Not my Type” video, and the actor in this video just happens to be my type. 😅 What a coincidence! At least I now know what the type is.
@baileybrian9560 Жыл бұрын
update: he signed up for her OF 🏆success
@eechaze12 Жыл бұрын
I don't subscribe to dating like this. Its just too tense and people just act their best behavior or 'pretend'. Better to do something outside or go for some activities like bowling, walking or some other fun activities that you share interests in. That way you're both more comfortable and can laugh more .
@jluis3333 ай бұрын
back in the day when a profile was looking at you from the side, we lied too, about how we were all going to treat each other nice.
@DonnieDin Жыл бұрын
Wait, you guys are going on dates?
@JonJacks Жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me to not redownload them 😌
@carminecupani2315 Жыл бұрын
Nikki you are a genius. ❤
@HighToneRanger Жыл бұрын
Good one.
@wjatube5 ай бұрын
On my online profile I didn't lie about anything. I simply chose "I'll tell you later" to answer every question. How any woman still chose to go out with me I'll never know. But one of them married me 21 years ago. ❤
@sweetsteven217 Жыл бұрын
When I was using a dating app. If I knew they were lying to me I made sure to put them in a corner to find out how they would react. If they brush it off and make a joke of it then I knew I had the wrong girl. If lying is normal for them then I don’t want that to be my normal. They can keep it! Bye….next! Just tell the truth, ladies and maybe we’ll accept you. Lying just wastes our time and pisses us off not to mention we wasted our money on you.
@HighHeelKnight Жыл бұрын
Thank you for wearing that plunging neckline dress. Thank you. Thank you. 😍😍😍
@1Plebeian Жыл бұрын
"International vibe" LOL
@JonnySublime Жыл бұрын
You know when you go to a sushi bar and you can sit at the bar…. I’m on the bar. 😂
@avrielfernandez Жыл бұрын
The only female comedian i follow because the skits are top tier
@TheDomino12121 Жыл бұрын
Dang I don’t know why it’s so hard to read the subtitles sometimes. Nice dress by the way! Great video too lol
@blazept567 Жыл бұрын
Nikki, the final part of the video "Thanks for watching my sh*t" is zoomed in. People can't see the links!
@N1976DL Жыл бұрын
What are those marks on the guy’s face? Looks like a shark bit the side of his head or he fell into some barbed wire. And why is no one else askin?🤣
@ИванБорисюк-п7э Жыл бұрын
I mean, Nikki could definitely be an international model. A toxic, crazy one, but one nonetheless.
@NuEnque Жыл бұрын
*She could not. She's hot but by LA standards she's a strong 6*
@ИванБорисюк-п7э Жыл бұрын
@@NuEnque aaaaaaaaaaaand that's your opinion.
@andy42x Жыл бұрын
Is there any other kind of international model?
@NuEnque Жыл бұрын
it's a fact@@ИванБорисюк-п7э
@NuEnque Жыл бұрын
I speak for LA@@ИванБорисюк-п7э
@sobreaver Жыл бұрын
W8, she felt better about her OnlyFANS, why can't he feel good about his OnlyFANS ? ugh lol
@SIBIRIAKcom11 ай бұрын
there were a meme going on 5 years ago or so "... and then she said she has read Beethoven too "
@Trifeln111 ай бұрын
Omg that was good!!!
@wez123123123 Жыл бұрын
Is that the guy that does the guitar stand up ?
@jozzieification Жыл бұрын
Wow I just got an ad for master class with George W. Bush clicking on this video. This must be a sign.
@hkaayaakuu Жыл бұрын
3:34 she was thinking are stds worthit
@smokeskull Жыл бұрын
What happened after she said she lets men eat sushi off her? I had a bathroom emergency.
@JaRW7 Жыл бұрын
Love the dress
@dapi90 Жыл бұрын
I'm watching Dear Child on Netflix and I thought Nikki was on there. Turns out it's Kim Riedle. You two definitely look alike it's crazy.
@prosto_apostol Жыл бұрын
Wow it was funny! 😂😂😂
@susan-7865 Жыл бұрын
It makes a single person wary about going on a dating app- the daters could make up anything or kill you!
@rppoker4768 Жыл бұрын
4:20 😂😂😂
@peterg76yt Жыл бұрын
He was the last hope for abandoned reptiles.
@aliensoup2420 Жыл бұрын
She didn't lie. She is a model on OnlyFans, and she probably has viewers in other countries - so that makes her an International Model.
@Audiomajik Жыл бұрын
Where is that emoji...oh, here it is: 🙄🙄🙄
@MajorCaliber Жыл бұрын
Nikki nails the "Respectable Mini-Cleavage" i.e. the amount single women are allowed to show at their friend's church wedding.