If Relationships Had Contracts

[@jcnlaw]

Experienced divorce attorney here. I approve of this video.

[@ninja4O5]

He is a really good actor like fr

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Who is FR?

[@Olibaby12]

@@Rugmunchersauce3 fr fr, he be bussin

[@styingweird9052]

Absolutely!!! They both are.

[@stevekaspar1396]

​@spankybrownspoon3228 uhhhhh whomever the new guy she's doin skits with..

[@yonggeun4222]

This is funny asf

[@ArcNine9Angel]

Truly a utopian relationship, everything is totally understood, communicated and won't at all reveal loopholes to be intentionally exploited in the future. Nope, certainly not. 😂

[@seanhammer6296]

Ya, like what if one of her ex roommates was a guy?

[@icyx9268]

the metrics are misguided misdirected and completely wrong this is worse than distopia or complete devoidance of human interaction and experience but also for subserviancy for fragility sustainment of narrow alignment with misinterpurted brute dictatorialism that we adopt thigns with no representative meaning as meaning and infact prequisetal installation of perception anyways your limiting your final potential living by someone elses playbook of astablished cultural confinements through a spam of endless resources to impose what enflates power

[@Leanzazzy]

Until you get the lawyers out and they start picking holes in it.

[@paleamigo8575]

Valid points: The good side is that the contract lays the foundation on the basics. If you want to exploit loopholes, etc, you're not serious and should just move on. Nowadays, some people need clarity as to what is expected of them.

[@jarrod752]

Sounds like a solo endeavor to do it properly...

[@a_shawn_godwin2665]

"Section G, I hope you found it soon" . . . . Good one!

[@michaelwalk5504]

Yeah, I totally missed that joke...thanks for pointing it out

[@iXRelaxx666lemao]

I don't get it

[@MrTinman712]

Its scary how appealing this process is treat actual relationships

[@stophatingeachother9762]

4:01 is fucking hilarious. Just his expression and what's he's doing with his hands. Great comedy. Bring him back on Nikki!!!

[@nathanr2841]

Loved it

[@josephselwan1652]

Agreed

[@pdcichosz]

I lost it that moment xD

[@kramer1372]

Hahahahhahahahahahhaha

[@TBadalov]

What does that gesture mean?

[@derflop]

This honestly seems like it would make relationships easier

[@SomeUserNameBlahBlah]

Until the women gets mad and stops holding up the contract, then refuses to leave your place. With or without a contract, it all ends the same.

[@jamisonz3365]

There're some solid points here. Believe it or not, one of the main conflicts/argument between me and my wife is that she doesn't do womanscaping, which is a really unacceptable habit for me. (We're not from the US, and some women don't shave.) She thought it's a woman's right to decide what to do to her body. Of course she's right about that, but it's also childish because it really hurts the sex relations. There're also other things but this really makes me so frustrated, we almost don't have sex now and are reaching the point of divorce.

[@vladraduandrei5227]

@@jamisonz3365 wow, that d defo be a deal breaker for me , but I m 27 and the girls I ve dated were my age or slightly younger so maybe thats why they took care of themselves better.

[@ninjanibba4259]

​@@SomeUserNameBlahBlah that's ok, she'll be breach and she'll be on the "No Relationship" list that other guys will see publicly, she won't be able to recover from that

[@Ryengeku]

​@@jamisonz3365So, I'm just honestly curious on if it actually came down to a divorce or not. Did you guys come to any compromise on that issue?

[@rogersepeda]

She said any ex roommate , would suck if she said “ you’re going to like him “

[@ydid687]

i believe that's not possible since that would have been a violation of section Q 3:55

[@rogersepeda]

@@ydid687 but that only involves 3 somes and orgies not intercourse in general. She could’ve found a loophole there .

[@firet101]

Actually that stipulation was specifically for threesomes and orgies so under the terms of contract she could set him up with an ex roommate guy LOL

[@jch010]

@@ydid687 That section Q was nicely negotiated

[@aadityagupta250]

Section Q would only be applicable if more than two parties are involved, which doesn't appear to be the case here.

[@Xiams]

I bet she's glad he found the G clause quickly 😅

[@Bout_TreeFiddy]

You notice he quickly moves on to Section D

[@gatzt3r]

Wow I just got it...

[@tochimclaren]

Never got the joke until now

[@DakotaTheRota]

Ironically relationships would probably be way less toxic if both parties were very upfront about what their wants and needs are. And depending on the want or need the relationship will end so no time is wasted between them.

[@fsdh4]

My goodness! This is so perfect! I whish this was how standard relationships work.

[@gnerd07]

"Add the clause...or we're done" A1 delivery. They did awesome here. Great blend of comedy and realism

[@DarkQuaz]

Honestly I wish dating was really like this: cards on the table no hidden agendas or unreasonable expectations.

[@aquamarine99911]

Not validating parking would be a deal breaker for me. Unless her office is in a mall. Surprised there's no reciprocity requirement for oral. Not necessarily in the same session, but over the course of a week it should balance out.

[@anderspedersen7488]

Maybe there is but if they’re in agreement there’s no need to negotiate.

[@danthemankhan]

You watch too much pornography.

[@NewWesternFront]

session defined as...

[@Ares999999999]

This is actually pretty impressive contract negotiations 🤣

[@biologicalsubwoofer]

This was really good, Nikki! I think these could become a series with different topics that had contracts :D. Awesome work.

[@planktonofbikinibottom]

Nikki is such a convincing psycho girlfriend 😆

[@zipinha]

Not psycho here

[@ydid687]

@@zipinha always psycho everywhere

[@deadandgone70]

WE KNOW

[@gfrprempav4039]

Hahaa probably because she actually is in real life lol

[@jamesseeker1538]

Do they come any other way?

[@TheTMAX50]

I love it. My dating life would so much simpler with that kind of contract signed before hand.

[@davidstorrs]

There's no reason you couldn't have the conversation. It's pretty standard in the poly community, among others. Needs both parties to have good communication skills and good intent but it's perfectly doable.

[@ninjanibba4259]

​@@davidstorrs you're the example of why the contract is needed

[@ThrillSeekersYT]

This is actually a brilliant idea! Can we get a petition going to start this?

[@snicker12]

You are the example

[@aleks5405]

It's called marriage

[@burnttoast1076]

This is how I imagine sugar baby/daddy relationships work

[@grantwithers]

sometimes, not always

[@valyriantime910]

3:54 it's the little things... That "win" gesture is so spot on!😂 Great actor!

[@Wes-Tyler]

I actually liked this and wish relationships were this straightforward and easy

[@RayMelnik]

You should have a sitcom already. Cheers!

[@daltonlougiu7097]

Dude has a great voice. He should be a voice actor.

[@legaleagles3654]

I was thinking the exact same thing..

[@spartanswerve7575]

He’s a pretty big comedian and great impressionist. He played Jay Leno on the Pam and Tommy movie.

[@bogusmcbogus2637]

I do that wobbly pen thing all the time during work meetings lol

[@55TheInTIMidator55]

This is excellent but also not a terrible idea. Couples really should communicate their expectations.

[@screew708]

I mean they did communicate them. More so than 90% of couples probably

[@andymcmeekin2532]

@@screew708that’s his point lol. And do you really think 10% of couples go into contract negotiations like this? Lol

[@JGBSolutions]

Life would be so much easier if there was a contract for relationships. For real! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MR-nl8xr]

It kind of reminds me how the Orthodox do it in Israel, which I truly desire. There's a documentary on it.

[@bmoshareholderappleshareho855]

If you want life to be sweet and simple, don't get married and don't have children.

[@JGBSolutions]

@@bmoshareholderappleshareho855 I don't think it's that simple.

[@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106]

Got damn not even a marriage contract can touch that! Well done! 😂

[@jamaalsearcy5349]

I TOTALLY AGREE 100%😂😂😂

[@bmoshareholderappleshareho855]

Actually, all relationships are personal investments. Nobody is doing anybody any favors.

[@coolbreeze7795]

An actual hilarious skit with clever writing. Awesome👍

[@agentholmes369]

Another masterpiece, can we have more skits with featuring him, you guys nailed it so good

[@ryancbarrett96]

Relationships absolutely should have contracts.

[@andis9076]

Good contract, glad they READ and clarify everything ahead of time ! This actually important piece of any relationship.

[@wharris123184]

Adam Ray?? Nikki’s calling in the big comedic guns! 👍🏾

[@winstonwolff]

He gave very little and she gave a lot. I definitely think he won that battle.

[@SpclOps20]

I remember something similar in the movie _Cherry 2000, (1987)._ Only difference was that each of the girls at the nightclub who were looking to date, brought their attorneys. It’s no wonder most guys in that movie settled for androids.

[@nostaroisinthoras5887]

I thought that was a - back in the days thing… Great video as always! 😁

[@dragonnuma9965]

This was really good high speed. Great work

[@kikzrandrade]

This one was one of the best ever! Thanks for the great content!

[@digitalartist779]

This is what Sheldon's dating agreement with Amy is. 😅

[@allendennisonmd8534]

The writing is brilliant and the acting is amazing. They never rest! It would help if ladies would “validate”more because we men are but poor vulnerable things and it is the loving thing to do. This has many chuckles per minute and will get a lot of hits.

[@jasonhaven7170]

Men are too selfish to be validated. Did you not see Section Q?

[@chengdong4548]

This is so crazy, my girlfriend and I have debated why can't marriage be a contract that needed to be renewed.

[@NekromDj]

Love your stuff

[@Wittywhittier]

You're hilarious Nikki! Wishing you all the best. Thanks for making us laugh!

[@BravosReviews]

This is actually just rational. I’m honestly surprised people don’t do this.

[@kajububanja4742]

One of your best vids yet :D

[@aladebby3904]

I'm just here to say, if people would be talking about such, and other major issues beforehand (of course, not as in a contract, but casually) relationships would be working out waaay better! Pro tip I guess: be openabout your intentions, morals and expectations from the beginning

[@mikelwrnc]

Idea for fun alternate ending: she reveals that her ex-roommate is a guy, thinking it was a gotcha, only to have the closer being the reveal that he’s bi and still psyched

[@dsirius1500]

Well, I laughed so much watching this video, you should add that sense of humor to be mandatory in any relationship contract.

[@commencethebeat8129]

I love Adam Ray, so glad to see him in the sketch :)

[@YagmurUckardes]

This was fantastic

[@jonesq63]

That was hysterical. You 2 guys would make any lawyer proud

[@heirling25]

This is brilliant on so many levels.

[@thediaz07]

Awesome concept and excellent delivery. Keep Up The Good Work!

[@klichukb]

"Section G. Please tell me that you found it quickly." -- I see what you did there...

[@noah18150]

Parking validation was the cherry on top 😂

[@GamerCentricc]

Excellent! Planning ahead is always the key.

[@bronjesamuel1054]

The writing is so damn good😂😂😂😂😂

[@toddgilmore118]

This reminds me of asking a 16 year old for her proof of ID before dating. Then you find out she's 13 with a fake ID.

[@andysiebert31]

witty and hilarious - but what made it for me were the nonverbals: facial expressions (eye narrowing and also eyebrows VERY up), the pen waggling, the finger waggling... one of your best

[@Clovis5119]

This was really well performed!

[@JrobAlmighty]

Nikki doing the rubber pencil at a serious moment brings me joy

[@JohnMushitu]

All wars would end if this was adopted as standard practice

[@ALulzyApprentice]

This is mint! Well done!

[@DonnieDin]

Bro this is fucking gold 😂

[@josesammut9396]

actually a sick ass contract

[@DonnieDin]

@@josesammut9396 it’s more fair than the deal she got on Relationship Shark Tank

[@tobythetaaco8509]

This was your best video in a while, great stuff!

[@Obiamajoyisrmd]

One of the best videos I’ve ever seen

[@goranvisnjic9714]

He found the Section G quickly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HerrTweekCat]

This was fantastic!

[@Overleb]

I think I will bring such contracts to my next date.

[@PoorManMods]

contracts would absolutely make things easier haha

[@ARIES5342]

YOU AND YOUR CREW ARE CHAMPIONS!

[@zawaz9343]

Sounds like a real relationship contract for real

[@DatCustomLife]

I tried something like this at the start of a relationship that was suppose to lead to marriage. 4 month later, she ended it because she wanted a price floor on my yearly gifting (to her) budget. Gifts imo should never be contracted or else they're not gifts, just obligations.

[@Allen2]

Mandatory gifts in exchange for intimacy.... hmm, that sounds familiar somehow.

[@mentalphilanthropist35]

​@@Allen2Its called marriage.

[@seejays87]

"Section G - Please tell me that you found that quickly." --> Genius😂

[@Libra00]

Is it weird that I think something like this has better chances of working out than a “normal” relationship?

[@boisebadboy93]

Honestly this seems like it would be better 😂

[@lamario295]

I feel like they'll make it for the long haul

[@umangjain293]

You're awesome Nikki, great video

[@seancallan6061]

As an actively dating male, I incorporating these ideas TODAY!!!

[@BeefIngot]

I'd say that was quite a generous contract for party a

[@zulhaizamzafrie716]

Damn, you guys are good actors. And damn, what a one sided contract haha

[@daronbowman1034]

We need an updated version of this

[@trevorgwelch7412]

Nikki I believe your ready for a major Hollywood motion picture . 🎬 You have the looks and talent and experience . 💐✨🏆

[@mashakalinkina7207]

This sounds like a great idea. Simple, open, consent-whats not to like?

[@matthewhecht6580]

you are great. Keep it up and thank you for lightening my day.

[@doktorsmiles2034]

Sheldon, the pioneer of contract work for relationships

[@jeromederouette2922]

perfect relationship ❤️ wow she really found her match: that guy is amazing!!!

[@ba2skewer]

The best thing I have seen on the internet. Watched 5 times and will be back.

[@Taffeyboy]

Has to be one of her best!

[@indchang958]

I dont know how algorithms put me into this, but kinda better than hopeless sob story

[@tachoudhury]

"...Section G. Please tell me that you found that quickly". 10/10

[@omaripowell4150]

I need this contract in written form PLEASE

[@univera1111]

This is how a relationship supposed to be

[@yardiestylez4590]

Dude found section G spot on and very quickly 😂😂😂

[@gojuryu3]

she's underrated. if that was an actual contract with her, I'd sign it ;)

[@dantenewyork7380]

so much potential with this concept. how about one where you meet someone once casually (guy or girl) and then every time you see them after, like at gym or walking on street etc..both parties feel obliged to social niceties. i say contracts are in order...no eye contact required, no hellos, no feigning interest with fake smiles

[@sahzus]

Nah she’s Goated. Nikki and all the people she works with are great

[@chadashley2026]

Honestly I would love this contract idea to become a real thing that way heartbreak would be much less.

[@angeloflovesteph]

1:10 This actually brings me to Section G, please tell me that you found that quickly... 🤣🤣 Sly!

[@FranciscoAlvarezTV]

This was gold. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re an attorney lol