Bro im literally sitting in my hiding spot right now watching this right now lol
@Usernameemanr Жыл бұрын
Yall really be having hiding spots??? 😂☠️
@jacobfarley247 Жыл бұрын
@@UsernameemanrI had so many hiding spots when I worked there lol
@Sereous313 Жыл бұрын
@COCOCHEYENNE01 mine used to be in the milk fridges lol eat cookies and watch people shoplift.
@kotoamatsukami- Жыл бұрын
@@Sereous313 thats the best one, coaches barely even went in there cause you know they lazy ah aint going in there to work
@yougotgamesonyourphone6947 Жыл бұрын
I’ll be in a hiding spot eating from a box of cereal if I worked at Walmart
@Senneeeuh Жыл бұрын
"I'm taking pride in my job today. I ain't got nothing else to do" 😂😂 Too accurate
@SethanderWald Жыл бұрын
Literally just saw that part as I read this. 😂
@joelsantiago9148 Жыл бұрын
you should do a video about no matter how much you bust you ass at work no matter what, your boss will always walk up and catch you when you are sitting down and its not your break
@antoine9984 Жыл бұрын
Indeed no matter how much you do other people's work and so the extra tasks you still get caught eating on the line or hitting the cigarette vape while on the fry station
@NinoJokersChild Жыл бұрын
😂💯
@hayden6265 Жыл бұрын
Bro yes! That happens even at my job and I'm an offshore roverboat tankermen haha. We bust ass and the moment we try to chill our captain comes around the corner 😂
@thenovicewhispers Жыл бұрын
And they hit you with "Since you're not doing anything go do this this and this" not realizing you JUST sat down after working nonstop for like 3 hours straight
@joelsantiago9148 Жыл бұрын
@@hayden6265 right, the thing is that lazy people get a pass because they look "busy" while complaining and nagging (when they should be working) or hiding somewhere, yet when you finish a huge task you are always seen as a slacker or company time thief by trying to rest for a minute
@status7505 Жыл бұрын
these walmart/ typical blue collar work skits are always the best
@killakay Жыл бұрын
Thank you😂
@TripedalTroductions Жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment lol
@Stepdad606 Жыл бұрын
@@TripedalTroductions how is this an insult
@superultragiggachigga Жыл бұрын
@@TripedalTroductions what part of that is an insult??? 😂
@jackfrost6463 Жыл бұрын
Kyle skits are for the people 🤣✊ Has the deepest bag out of all online comedians
@DaffyTaffy93 Жыл бұрын
Working for Walmart this is way too accurate 😂 😂
@killakay Жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂
@aaronramirez2610 Жыл бұрын
No way is this even a little bit accurate, and I'm a manager at Walmart.
@@aaronramirez2610I know dairy don't stop. Lord have mercy I think everyone and they momma drinks 27gallons of milk per hour, 😂
@Cutthroat__ Жыл бұрын
Don’t matter how good of a job you do it’s always gon be pizza😂😂😂
@Fat_Catt Жыл бұрын
enjoy it. it's not everywhere where you get free food. i work for the federal gov now in a 100 year old medical center and they don't even give us a dry bone. even the water is undrinkable so we gotta bring that from home.
@jayg5391 Жыл бұрын
Because it’s cheap and feeds everyone.
@RsChrisG Жыл бұрын
Lmao true, I used to love it tho cuz everyone on my shift cap 2 was broke fucks with no car so my manager would hand me cash n tell me to go grab the lil caesers. most the time i'd be able to pocket like 10$ and i'd wait to clock for lunch til i got back so it was extra pay n extra break.
@silverscalederg8632 Жыл бұрын
Depends on how well you know your boss. Can also get tacos or donuts
@Psyantic Жыл бұрын
@Fat_Catt when i read government, i already felt bad my man, bear minimum standards are always gonna be THE standard.
@bizzimartini Жыл бұрын
Jobs do act like pizza in the breakroom is a 20 percent raise. I'm usually high at work so I still eat it though 😂
@darriuswilliams8019 Жыл бұрын
Bruh tell me how this same shit happened to me today but they made burgers instead and my high ass took two 🤣
@acp4567 Жыл бұрын
Heard that, 100mg of gummies and a cart get me through the day.
@kaelinjefferies926711 ай бұрын
@@darriuswilliams8019 damn bro 😂. My jobs gives us wings sandwiches and cake and other desserts and chips.
@rileymcphee9429 Жыл бұрын
"Why is this 63 slides?" The anthem of every training.
@Rhewin Жыл бұрын
At Sears back in the day, the compliance ones would be just as long, but they’d also have an unskippable voice over with a dude reading as slow as possible.
@nathan-qcueparsons268 Жыл бұрын
Why is Jeff talking fast all out of breath like he ran all the way from Grocery isle to the Break Room to deliver this emergency speech?😂
@cvanceter Жыл бұрын
A customer stopped him while he was on his way there, so he had to hurry up.
@Rhewin Жыл бұрын
That is every manager in every store meeting ever.
@theminecraftadventurer6393 Жыл бұрын
"I'm taking pride in my job today" I fucking feel this dude holy shit lmao.
@OfficialSeth Жыл бұрын
I'm probably the least organized person in existence but damn when I worked retail and I was bored out of my mind I'd be like "This store is kinda messy today. I'm about to clean and organize the fuck out of this place."
@firesign4297 Жыл бұрын
😳🤣🤣🤣
@Anyonymous92 Жыл бұрын
Yeaaaah 😂😂😂
@HermesHeals Жыл бұрын
for real, i was just thinking the other day, if only i was forced to organize my room this way
@ryanolivares7424 Жыл бұрын
@Click_-On-Profilereported
@jeremyblackwater439 Жыл бұрын
Makes the day go by faster. Get your money
@Hotep982 Жыл бұрын
The dude talking about going home early will be the same mf complaining about his check being short 😂😂😂😂
@theadskipper2928 Жыл бұрын
This how I was at Home Depot.. I be really helping the customers it don’t even be my department. Especially after holidays when it be dry AF after New Years.
@Sitharos Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, pizza as a reward. As if we are all eternally 12 years old and can be bribed with yummy food 🤣
@user-bb4ru2uh9y Жыл бұрын
Can I have your slice
@Clift0n Жыл бұрын
“Matta fact I’ll walk with ya today” 😂😂
@carlamitch9964 Жыл бұрын
So glad your stomach feels better.
@nickseraphin3988 Жыл бұрын
You think the no truck is a blessing but it turns out to be a curse 😂
@Shady_Fungus Жыл бұрын
Almost never happened and when it did, there’s plenty to do.
@faigavaega5679 Жыл бұрын
It’s better to have work then to have nothing to do or you will have a long day. No one wants to clean all day🤦♂️🤣
@maoduida387 Жыл бұрын
they all think they are down to clean all day until they actually fucking do, then they start losing their shit LMFAO
@derrickj127 Жыл бұрын
he's so good at this 😂
@nemesis9022 Жыл бұрын
Walmart is a wild place to work. I did cap 2, then bakery and deli. Ended up having a mental breakdown at work after my dad passed in 2018, and they trespassed me and got me arrested. Ironically, i kinda dont regret it. Its off my record now. A lot of the times in bakery and deli you end up doing like 3 different peoples jobs, and then get punished if you have stay and clean up in overtime.
@littlelenn7019 Жыл бұрын
Hope ur doing better
@nemesis9022 Жыл бұрын
@@littlelenn7019 hanging in there. Just gotta lose some of this weight from all the meds.
@Quickness_Fitness Жыл бұрын
What's cap 2?
@xxtheonlymexxx2069 Жыл бұрын
We must be working at the same walmart
@fellshaw7058 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit the latter half of this comment is absolutely true.
@gman2015z Жыл бұрын
Had a lot of rough days at Walmart but lots of good times too. Always depends on ur co-workers n bosses if ur day is gonna be a good one.
@thenovicewhispers Жыл бұрын
No that only ever depends on you. A stoic mindset (don't let anything get to you) can make a horrible shift a lot easier.
@warnertesla8297 Жыл бұрын
@@thenovicewhispersyou can't just stop feeling, that is impossible. You are only deluding yourself if you believe you can do that. At most you can do is make it so that it looks like you don't feel anything.
@thenovicewhispers Жыл бұрын
@@warnertesla8297 yeah I know that is my point. Delude yourself for 8 hours until you clock out and then pour the stress into a hobby at home. I just mentally try to be somewhere else when things get super bad at work. I try to perceive my job as a temporary chore for 8 hours broken up by lunch breaks; instead of looking at it as the main event of the entire day. Yeah I know it won't help everyone and does not fix the fact that a lot of jobs are crappy, but I just try to find any way I can to distance my mind from the trauma...so to speak. Like I said this will not help everyone, and it probably won't even help me forever.
@billyb6818 Жыл бұрын
@@warnertesla8297you’re weak boy
@justincase733 Жыл бұрын
This man even has the OSHA poster 😂
@darknova3591 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that got me
@DefinitelyNotBender Жыл бұрын
Jeff is every assistant manager I’ve ever worked with lol
@KrispyLifeBray Жыл бұрын
I read the title and already laughing. I know way too many people like this 😂
@ogveee Жыл бұрын
Worked for walmart 3 years and watchin yo videos bring back too many memories 😭💀
@artbyDrew Жыл бұрын
The fact that I know how to zone and never worked a retail job is hilarious 😂😂
@autismmomprenuer4lyfe124 Жыл бұрын
I used to be a cashier for Walmart... This is spot on for the stockers😅 ...zoning was a time passer😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OverDriveah Жыл бұрын
Do a walmart video when the cashier ringing you up and talk about items you have
@lastofus35 Жыл бұрын
The CBL and Pathways comment brought up so much PTSD for me. It was a time to take a nap during those
@jbirddg Жыл бұрын
"You said what? Yeah, I'll cHEcK your PTO"😂😂 if that isn't exactly what happened last Tuesday I don't want it
@skateboard_steez Жыл бұрын
These walmart skits be so on point. If you ever worked their you know.😂😂
@robe111 Жыл бұрын
When you actually force yourself to watch those CBL's you learn a whole lot😂
@tappedin185 Жыл бұрын
The CBL part got me 😂😂
@Carlos-ku3mk Жыл бұрын
Kyle plays the perfect Jeff
@CelesteWuff Жыл бұрын
most unrealistic part is the fact that they had the whole weekend off LMAOOO
@tratravis1263 Жыл бұрын
“ I would just rather have a truck” 😂 I know that’s right
@brandonsmith8926 Жыл бұрын
The revelation that he’s actually doing his job and then, the despair
@isabellaruffin6298 Жыл бұрын
Or sometimes it's the opposite you do your job a little too good and then tell yourself " wait a minute I gotta slow down,I ain't getting paid for this shit"😂😂
@sinfulmatrix543 Жыл бұрын
I feel you really work for Walmart😂
@ChromaPrisma Жыл бұрын
On a real note, working mediocre crap jobs like this is why I’m getting my CDL and becoming a truck driver. Shitty coworkers, supervisors, managers, “team leads” who act like supervisors, I’m just done with all that honestly. However these skits never fail to make me laugh. Keep ‘em comin, Kyle! 😎
@L33C333 Жыл бұрын
oh my god that Zoning makes me so exhausted, brought back nightmares seeing that
@deadlynchunky7912 Жыл бұрын
Nah man working overnight and hearing we don’t have a truck hit different!😂
@austinbrooks96763 ай бұрын
You are so spot on with what its like at Walmart with all your videos it kills me lmao
@Extraboyce1 Жыл бұрын
The whole job is nothing but zoning and customer service…… I love the little attention to detail with the jokes 😂
@TheSpiritRoom23 Жыл бұрын
That $7.25 an hour is screaming loud af on that wall😆
@imjaylen6461 Жыл бұрын
Man...we complain when there's too much work and complain when there's not enough work🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣
@preezypatel Жыл бұрын
Walmart needs to hire this guy
@Quickscop3r4u Жыл бұрын
He gotta have worked there at some point
@chynaanderson494 Жыл бұрын
They already have 😂
@Mikey-1990 Жыл бұрын
He legitimately used to work there. That's why he still has that vest and the skits down perfectly lmao.
@BlueGoblin1 Жыл бұрын
When he helped the customer it felt right. Having enough staff to where golks are not just busy stalking shelves all day and can actually work with customers.
@e-ross5893 Жыл бұрын
Jeff we will never be family! 🤣
@SotaTTG Жыл бұрын
This giving me ptsd from working at Walmart😭
@justinshivrattan7660 Жыл бұрын
0:15 i heard them bars 🔥🔥🔥
@OppositeofHATE7 Жыл бұрын
Having worked many a job where a slow day meant fixing boxes to the centimeter, there were just as many chaos days when I longed for the boredom 😂
@theiviachine Жыл бұрын
Dudes have a perfect memory to reenact this so accurate
@ghostsmoke11 Жыл бұрын
it was wholesome at the end when he was actually happy to help the dude buying gas xD
@IBooDoopI3 ай бұрын
Ayyy, us TLE workers know we had the best hiding spots though. Mine was the back corner on the second floor of the tire racks😂
@SeanRaine Жыл бұрын
Do a skit where when you clock out or on break and you trying to get out the building and every customer tries to stop you and ask a question lol
@jusfaso7 ай бұрын
I worked in the US for a few years and this guys does a good job of capturing the vibe and atmosphere of the Walmart/Target type Jobs. Loading Trucks/Scanning/Zoning/Shelving, Getting wrote up 😂😅 If you know, you know
@Luca_Jakobs Жыл бұрын
Havent seen your vida in a while. :) I like seeing this in my feed made me laugh before sleeping. GN greetinga from Germany❤
@killakay Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@DoralBurnett4 ай бұрын
He back there sampling snacks😂
@Scuba_Bro Жыл бұрын
Bro… nothing was worse than unloading those god damn trucks when I worked at Walmart in high school 😂
@BasedEugene Жыл бұрын
FACTS…The job was actually pretty chill for me until summer came and they randomly wanted me on the truck everyday and I was coming off that mf sweating like I played a full court game to 100 points 💀they never saw my ass again after 3 weeks of doing that bull lmaooo
@haniotakis105 Жыл бұрын
I’m a huge fan. I work security. You should do a security guard video . 🙏🏼
@TraLivenNie Жыл бұрын
“Bro I’m hiding “😭😭😭
@hectorsanchez-bx8hf Жыл бұрын
The manager is my favorite
@kunfussed213 Жыл бұрын
The wig always throws me, but the extra cowlick. 😭😭😭😭
@aaronramirez2610 Жыл бұрын
What Wig?
@kunfussed213 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronramirez2610 I'm crying!!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@b.7811 Жыл бұрын
Dude... I work at home depot, overnight, its just like this... about to go in an hour 🤣
@Fatal_Jinx Жыл бұрын
Literally been sitting here at work cause I’ve finished it all after 3 hours, still have 5 hours left 🤣🤣🤣
@kyrielarenta7373 Жыл бұрын
CBL’s ? Too accurate 😂😂😂
@legendsflashback Жыл бұрын
The real poster on wall 😆
@Fudgeey Жыл бұрын
I do not miss those days!!! Thinking about zoning made me have war flashbacks just now, I HATED zoning. They had me in the men's clothing, women's clothing, children's clothing AND jewelry, I couldn't stand it.
@flyingcardinal3 ай бұрын
dude for real this stuff is gold
@jacobmeyers3446 Жыл бұрын
This was really good. I’m so glad I worked at Walmart for 3 or so months just so I can understand some of the lingo.
@DrewGazin Жыл бұрын
That talking shit about yo job with a low voice in the break room ! 🤣🤣🤣 we all been there.
@chickenmonger123 Жыл бұрын
I learned from grocery that work is better than no work, while still being stuck there. I need to move if I’m at work. In fact I liked unloading, and stacking pallets. I worked on a team of three, and one of em liked being in the truck. Even in the summer. Single headphone in. We all good. 8 hours? No prob. 10? Ok. A simple set of tasks and plenty of movement are good with me. I did need audio books though. Keep me entertained.
@iSoaring Жыл бұрын
BIG FUCKING FACTS
@BasedGodFlashy Жыл бұрын
I used to hate zoning when I worked at Walmart in college lmao literally a few minutes after you finish its ruined again.
@queenartly3323 Жыл бұрын
What is zoning?
@catsnatcher9197 Жыл бұрын
@@queenartly3323 Moving the stuff on the shelf to the front and organizing it. I work at Walmart as a stocker and we never zone so it probably depends on the walmart.
@32nikral Жыл бұрын
I worked at Walmart 7 years and I Swear u give me flashbacks every video u do!!! Lolol!!
@4236dao Жыл бұрын
I use to unload trucks for McDonald's and I would always eat the snacks while working
@magikove7984 Жыл бұрын
Jeff was finally being cool today!
@cestgum7672 Жыл бұрын
i work in the garden center and can go to luch when I want. Im on it right now actually. Started this at 4:50 and I get out at 7. Only gonna be here for another 1 and 10 mins
@BrwnskinUnicrn Жыл бұрын
Omm get me cause we had inventory this week. I zoned the heck outta that Baby section 😭😭
@thelostone777 Жыл бұрын
Those no truck days use to be the worst. 😅 zone and garden center
@cool3nc Жыл бұрын
Bruh so committed to these skits he’s facing his pantry
@alexisinboxes3 ай бұрын
I like how pizza parties and PTO are just a running joke lol
@Iamjordanbussey Жыл бұрын
Nah fr Zonin be the biggest waste of time😂😂😂
@skitmania21 Жыл бұрын
MANNN ME AND MY TEAM GOT DOEN WIT ALL OHR TRUCKS BEFORE 4pm😂 WE GONE DONE FAST ASF TO THE POINT WE WAS BORED HELL I STARTED DOIN TRASH 😂 TO PASS THE TIME IT WAS SWEET TODAY!!
@captaincurt396 Жыл бұрын
I can say this was true 10 years ago when I was 17 to a tee!! 😂😂
@Reverb_97 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo i work in selfcheckout at my job and I swear sometimes i be so fuckin bored if its a slow day/night and people will say "oh im sorry for bothering you" shit what you need im bored as all hell ill walk witchu too😂
@mevans4408 Жыл бұрын
The employee rights poster is top tier .
@DREmcquarn Жыл бұрын
Literally me today I actually was finna zone but ogp need help again 😂🤦🏾♂️
@sam8404 Жыл бұрын
Started working in a grocery store recently, these skits are perfect.
@whatsnext3444 Жыл бұрын
also killa kam gives up straight comedy man gotta love him!
@jameselliott216 Жыл бұрын
Dayuuuuum, that title is sooo accurate for when I am looking like the employee of the month! 🤣
@joehost2460 Жыл бұрын
I'm from the UK but God your videos are so relatable and accurate to us too.
@Bucketnate Жыл бұрын
This why im glad im on commission. I just make sure they got everything they need 🤣
@yazzieyaz740 Жыл бұрын
You underrated asf 🤣🤣
@peyton4527 Жыл бұрын
When u said why is this 63 slides i remembered them training me to do gas station videos 🤧🤧
@64bethename Жыл бұрын
No cap I stayed stealing from the back room food wise lol the beef jerky use to slap 😂😂😂
@AveryBlackman Жыл бұрын
We might have to work Saturday to get the shipment out. If we do it will be on voluntary basis unless we can't get enough people. Tom will be around with the sign up sheet, if sign up please come in or you will be written up. 😂
@reezusforges-nn9jq Жыл бұрын
I’m Well Taken Care Of As Cart Attendant I’m Like By All My Team Leads Coaches Management
@king_libra670 Жыл бұрын
I be so bored in entertainment i actually put TVs out 😂😂😂