When You're Constantly Mistaken For The Wrong Race. Mike Anderson - Full Special

[@jerryconner4270]

My father is from Guam and my mother from Germany. My father told me, "Son, you are a cross between a Headhunter and a Nazi". I can't find that box in the employment ethnicity section, so I just put Mexican.

[@marmeemarch7080]

Lol!

[@karencheatwood5235]

You're really funny, Jerry C. I love a good sense of humor.

[@jerryconner4270]

@@karencheatwood5235 thank you Karen, that is nice of you. And what about you,,, whats your funny story? Comedy is always funny... untill somebody looses an eye...

[@francinelapensee9646]

😂 lmao 👍 good one! Your dad's hilarious! 🤣 and so are you! Keep up the work! Humor is extremely important!

[@stephaniebrown2751]

That's great.

[@oldplace2844]

Too funny. Multi ethnic myself Japanese, Black, Irish, German and Native American... everyone expects me to speak Spanish and it's the Spanish speakers that are most upset. :D Also able to grow some facial hair now... just a little bit though.

[@madgiemadgie9128]

Which country is “ black” from? Never seen it on a map.

[@kristinaj9159]

@@madgiemadgie9128 that's just an ignorant comment. Many countries have black identities + cultures, all over the world actually. And not everyone who's black knows their roots due to the slave trade. Maybe educate yourself before making that comment

[@SilentRio]

Actually @Kristina J Maggie is right. The ‘ignorance’ stems from accepted and habitual use of the term. Indeed it is YOU who might do well in ‘educating’ yourself. ‘Black’ was the translation of a derogatory label: ‘negro’ given to darker skinned people from the colonial era to dehumanise them and separate them from their land and identity: whether it be a tribe, country or continent. (It’s use (whether black or negro) is / was not limited to those transported from Africa either. Indigenous ‘Australians’ were also brandished with this term).

[@madgiemadgie9128]

@@kristinaj9159 Oh Kristina! The sheer irony of you calling me "ignorant" ,and advising that I "educate" myself before commenting...when what is ignorant is your utterly nonsensical "explanation". Slave trade? But a descendant in America would be termed "African American". The other descendants across the Caribbean and South America are citizens of sovereign nations! Who are these black people you are referring to, just wandering across the globe without a nationality due to the slave trade?? And you mentioned " Black identities" ? But aren't there also white identities? I grew up in England, the very epitome of "whiteness", and all across the country, there are different "cultures"....a man from Yorkshire, for example, speaks and acts differently than a man from Sussex, or Liverpool etc the food, the mannerisms, all change as you cross over into different regions ...and this is WITHIN the SAME country! Not to talk of comparisons with their white European neighbours! So white people have cultures too, but no one ever uses the term "white culture" because that would be absurd! The use of a blanket term like "black" when referring to one's heritage is just being lazy and dismissive, especially given the fact that they clearly remembered to state "Japanese" and " German" ,and yet just casually threw in "Black". How odd! And let me add that describing a person by their race is a fairly modern phenomenon. In the ancient world, your identity was based on your nationality not the colour of your skin! A citizen of Rome could be from anywhere on the planet!

[@madgiemadgie9128]

@@SilentRio Well said !

[@beshkodiak]

Lets see… i have been mistaken for Spanish, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Bulgarian, Hungarian, Indonesian, Peruvian. Since i have lived now many years in a part of the US with a high population of indigenous people, i haven’t had that problem. I am among my people…American.

[@YoungPadawan85]

haha wow that taco bell job experience animal shelter dog food joke is a real zinger haha wow LOL

[@donaldreason5664]

B.REASON 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brett4264]

That plant in the cage is really distracting! At first glance, it looks like a woman is behind him - every time. I'd lose it.

[@CC-jt5fc]

Ok I had to pause this so I could watch it with my husband. He is half Korean and half white and gets mistaken for Mexican all the time. The Mexicans always look confused when they try to talk to him and he doesn’t answer because he doesn’t know they are talking to him.

[@windyhawthorn7387]

I am half Mexican and half native American. People ask me if I am Irish.

[@TeamPerryArtIdeas]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[@windyhawthorn7387]

@Automobile Addict No I am not Irish.

[@fahey5719]

He´s half European, half Mongoloid (Chinese); a large proportion of Mexicans are half European (Spaniards), half Mongoloid (Siberians).

[@michaelberry1746]

As a white guy from Arkansas who has lived in Taiwan and was in marching band, I approve of this content. "Were you made in Taiwan?" "You're from Arkansas. Were you made at a family reunion???" Great stuff :)

[@karencheatwood5235]

Your sense of humor is cool

[@christinemow6017]

I had to share with my sons who are always confused for Hispanic. I am white and my husband is Chinese Hawaiian. No one thinks I am their mom. My husband just did it all himself.

[@fahey5719]

They are half European, half Mongoloid (Chinese); a large proportion of Mexicans are half European (Spaniards), half Mongoloid (Siberians).

[@keventy6114]

@@fahey5719 No.

[@brookea7925]

My ex-husband is half Japanese, half white. He gets confused for Hispanic, Hawaiian, Samoan. My son is blonde & green eyed. No one believes he's Asian & I'm his mom. 😉

[@helloitsdawn]

@@fahey5719 🤣

[@isaiahchang5724]

Bro, ain’t no way. I’m a Taiwanese that grew up in Chino. The content was hella relatable. Love this guy.

[@vickilindberg6336]

I looked & thought he was Indian (Native American).

[@fahey5719]

not a pure one, by any means, but he may very well be a mestizo (50-50 mix).

[@wade5941]

Loved it. We so need comedians who are not afraid to do skits on race, color, and culture.

[@1101agaoj]

He's genuinely funny! Wouldn't hesitate to learn spanish JUST to create an AlterEgo - he could open with it then change up to throw the audience for laughs..

[@lizxu322]

Great idea

[@utopiaOKC]

Hehehe I look Iranian but I'm black white and native. Thinking about learning Arabic just to mess with people LMAO

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

my act is an alter ego.......crazy character.....tribute to norm, saget, gilbert.....all edgy not clean......check me out

[@singleasasin]

@@utopiaOKC No need to learn ! ... Just go to people who look like they don't know arabic, and, say some jebirrish, with an arab accent !!! :-))))

[@fahey5719]

@@utopiaOKC Iranians do NOT speak Arabic but Farsi, a VERY different language.

[@jasonbodin105]

No doubt, lol. I'm a 5'7" white guy with the blackest hair you've ever seen, and a larger nose. I get mistaken for Jewish enough that it's no longer surprising to me.

[@AmylovesIceland]

Jason, you DO realize that 'Jewish' (Judaism) is a religion, not a race or ethnicity.

[@InvertedEarth]

@@AmylovesIceland You are wrong Amy. I didn’t know I was Jewish until I had my DNA tested. I’m Ashkenazi Jewish and yes it IS a RACE. I was never told my whole life because my grandparents fled the Nazis and did not want me to have to go through racism like they did. We are Israelites

[@heavnxbound]

@@AmylovesIceland It’s both. You can be Jewish by descent or by worldview/religion :)

[@InvertedEarth]

@@heavnxbound My faith in people is restored 🙏🏼👍🏼

[@jasonbodin105]

Whoopi was wrong, I'm going to go with what Ben Shapiro says about the subject, he might know more about those things...

[@richardharmon647]

From some of the comments on here, some of you need to loosen up.

[@utopiaOKC]

I love that people have the same issues I do lmaoooo. I'm black white and native with long hair and a full beard. People either call me Jesus or any brown looking people🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or Osama but we not gonna talk about that one...

[@seedsoflove7684]

Shave?

[@utopiaOKC]

@Seeds of Love I could but that'd be me conforming to what I think people want. I'm not complaining as much as I am relating. It's always fun to watch someone hear me talk for the 1st time because it throws them OFF🤣 I'm a mixed bag literally and figuratively 🤣🤣 little bit of Mississippi, alot of Oklahoma, and an identity crisis. Makes for fun times. Also, I've cut my hair, and that for sure made it worse🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seedsoflove7684]

@@utopiaOKC 😁

[@beachboxrealty]

"Brown rice" Hilarious

[@JesusChristisKingandLord]

His jokes remind me of Hollywood people who look like Latino but are actually half Asian - Olivia Rodrigo (dad is Filipino), Bruno Mars (mom was Filipino), Nicole Scherzinger (dad is Filipino), Vanessa Hudgens (mom is Filipino), JoKoy (mom is Filipino)

[@unschuldshascherl]

Yeah... well not really surprising, is it? In Latin America and Mexico many are Métis (mixed) from Spanish Europeans and Native Americans - and Native Americans are genetically closest to Asians. They are from Asia actually and went around 15000 years ago during a Migration Period to America. The difference is just that Latinos are children of children of children (you get the picture) of half half ancestors whilst the ones you mentioned are the first generation of half half parents.

[@MrClarkisgod]

Lou Diamond Philips played every Asian and Mexican role their was in the 1980-1990's. That guy is NA, Chinese, Filipino, white, and probably everything else.

[@unschuldshascherl]

@@MrClarkisgod He played mainly Native Americans and Mexicans, less Asians (can't remind a role right now but many other roles). Anyway yes, another confirmation why it shouldn't surprise the OP. They're all descendants of Asians or Asian descendants mixed with whites.

[@MrClarkisgod]

@@unschuldshascherl Yes white lady, I know. I'm NA myself. I don't need you to explain stuff to me. I love LDF. That dude was a mainstream trailblazer in a world of white actors. I'm super proud of him.

[@nelsonmartinmusic]

A lot of Spanish settled in the Philippines over the years, so there is more similarity to Hispanic than the other "Far East" countries.

[@trixrabbit8792]

So at the point when he asked if anyone in the crowd was in marching band, my sleeping dog yipped.

[@WilliamSilva-dq6zj]

Pure Mexican, I'm mistaken for everything but...lol

[@mandy747c]

I’m American-born-Taiwanese, so happy to see a fellow Asian up on this stage! Ingenious performance, love all the punch lines! ❤️

[@nortyfiner]

This is so true. Way too many people assume anyone with brown skin is Mexican. "So what's your Mexican friend's name, anyway?" "Mehmet." "Huh?" "He's Turkish." "Oh."

[@AuntLoopy123]

I once had a prescription for my chronic headaches. I read the side effects. They were long, and included, get this, HEADACHE! "Oh, but it's a DIFFERENT headache!" Whee.

[@Primalxbeast]

That's not as bad as antidepressants making people suicidal.

[@notsure1969]

This is exactly the kind of laugh I needed after a crappy day. Oooops. Can I say crappy here?

[@l.t.cgaming2157]

Yes you can xd, how old are u sir/ma'am

[@WholeHeartily]

I think (hope) “crappy” isn’t a cuss word lol

[@PoliticalWonderland]

Brown rice 😂😂👏👏 this guys great! Tysm!! I love dry bar, it’s so wonderful almost every time. 🥳

[@D.BlingChick]

I picked up on his Asian heritage but probably because my nephew and nieces are the same "combo".

[@nikkojones2784]

Solid material start to finish. Great set.

[@robadams5799]

Ya gotta love a comedian who's relatable but then yells "shut up!" at the audience.

[@grandparedpill2695]

Both of my daughters have the same problem. Half white, half Chinese, and Spanish people getting mad at them all the time because they don't speak Spanish. They both came up with the common defense of Cheena. Then the women break out in a smile and always forgiven.

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

my act is half retarded.......other half downsy..........check me out

[@Robert53area]

Oh I just start speaking russian to them 😆 🤣 watch them get really mad.

[@kristy5698]

That’s smart, should start saying that tho I never had problems with my identity until I became an adult (aka recently) Bcuz I never struggled with this issue, I’ve just been getting confused and idk how to respond cuz I’ve never delt with racism before

[@kristy5698]

@@Robert53area that’s their fault for being so ignorant and close minded, that’s genius what u do!

[@nenaelliott8058]

I thought Michael Anderson was hilarious and then he sang his Christmas song..... I almost wet myself Freakin' awesome! 🤣😆😂🤣🤗🤗

[@JakeSpeed1000]

I would have been hilarious is he played Feliz Navidad

[@enguda]

Best part of his joke @ 4:15 that ppl may miss is that Taiwanese/Taigi is one of the most spoken non-Mandarin language in Taiwan

[@drsingingeagle]

- Ah! You beat me to the keyboard! 謝謝！台灣還有客家話and很多原住民語文。

[@drsingingeagle]

@GreenTara05 - 台灣原住民非常聰明，天才華橫溢。 I wonder if this guy realizes Taiwan is heaven-on-earth ~

[@drsingingeagle]

@GreenTara05 - 原住民的「智商，道德問題」或的是「殖民者的問題」？ If your concepts of "civilization" are based on buildings and scooters and smog and overcrowded cities, then we have nothing to say to each other.

[@drsingingeagle]

- Still, even with all the noise, the scooters, the pollution, and inflammable black rivers, 台灣還是天堂。

[@natsarimthings3147]

I can't believe he's chinese. 😂 So Caucasian + chinese = mexican or puerto rican. 🤣🤣🤣

[@fahey5719]

Of course. Spaniards are white Europeans , native Americans are Siberian or Mongoloid, which is what Chinese are too. Mixture ends up being very similar.

[@kellyannthomas5727]

I didn't know England had Mexicans!!!

[@johnmckown1267]

In England, the Mexicans are Greeks. IIRC.

[@dagwood1327]

The best thing I love about being from Arkansas is that when the poor people that live in California want to move they don’t move here.

[@Five0Five]

My sister in law is from Malvern. There's nothing more funny than her moving to New Mexico and deciding that Arkansas was better.

[@AmylovesIceland]

Thank GOD!! I love my state & kinda wish that we could put a gate around it. 🤣🤔

[@dagwood1327]

@@Five0Five I have lived in many states and in a couple of countries. Arkansas is the best kept secret of all of the places I have lived.

[@datgrrl5698]

The point of a secret dave is that you don't tell everyone on utube because than it's no longer a secret...

[@weldingandmore8630]

For Californians Texas is the worst place to move stay in California

[@robadams5799]

My racist truck driver/biker brother-in-law described someone as a "Chinaman." My brother corrected him and said "He's from Japan. So he's a Japan-Man."

[@ritakisil1669]

🤣🤣

[@johnmckown1267]

I'm from the 60s. A very advante guarde TV show was " Rowan and Martin's Laugh In". Very topical humor. They had "News of the Future". One news item was, as best as I remember, "20 years from now, 1980, President Ronald Regan ..." and the audience broke up. 1981,he was inaugurated. Your "future" part reminded of that.

[@cynthiajohnston424]

As an adopted person , I'm probably one of the few who doesn't want to know my ethnicity - not knowing has allowed me to identify w/ anyone & everyone & leaves no room for my having prejudice towards anyone . So , when someone makes an ethnic or racial remark I find distasteful , I smile & in a soft voice , calmly tell them I'm adopted & don't know exactly " what " I am . The responses are interesting , especially those who try to " back-pedal " & half-heartedly apologize ! So ... I say " Hello ! " to all of you who may be part of my extended family !

[@SilentRio]

Yeah. Same here. No one would imagine I have Jewry ancestry and I have heard all the nasty, ignorant and hateful things come out of mouths, housed by many different races and faces… 😔

[@cynthiajohnston424]

@@SilentRio We are family ... bless you !

[@stephaniefisher2241]

Same. No history and no desire to know in this lifetime. Maybe God will explain it all to me someday.

[@its_me_flee8188]

Men in my family have peed sitting down (at home) for generations. It’s just courteous. In public bathrooms, it’s a bit risky to do that.

[@rocketRobScott]

So much hatin’ on the Arkies. What did we do to you? Maybe you were at Duke in 1994?

[@beverlyblake4789]

Uhhh... Can you say "Clinton"?

[@rocketRobScott]

@@beverlyblake4789 ok, that makes sense. My dad actually went to high school with Bill, said he was just a fat kid who played the Tuba.

[@cashflowglo7262]

OMG 😆 I so can relate ! I am Hispanic. But depending on what part of the world or even here in the states people just don’t know what I am.

[@TerpsichoreanSelenophile]

Nope. The "southern jokes" about inbreeding aren't cool. It's old and tiresome. Plus, European royalty really set the precedent for cousin-breeding. Not cool.

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

This was funny. I am white but I am constantly mistaken for being from pretty much anywhere other than Asia. Whenever I go anywhere, people always assume I’m local. It doesn’t help that I turn really dark anywhere sunny and I get really pale anywhere cold. When I was a kid everyone at school thought I was from India despite having the most white name possible.

[@thegamingvault9350]

My lord, your name is Bob!?

[@bonfacemiringu0108]

would have made a great spy

[@bobjoatmon1993]

I believe in equal rights... If I've got to move the toilet seat to take a whizz than SHE should have to check and move the seat too... for equality

[@rebekahjimenez2808]

Leaving the toilet seat up is very unhygienic. You're splashing toilet water all over your bathroom - including the towels and toothbrushes - when you flush. Your "equality" is having both of you brush your teeth with toilet water. Enjoy!

[@Primalxbeast]

I hope you have a comfortable couch.

[@JerrieBaxton]

For sanitary reasons, both the seat AND the lid should be down when flushing, and thus for any time when the toilet is not in use :)

[@bu4459]

He meant, "... he worked at a taco bell and moved up to a dog food plant, better quality ingredients. "

[@marshmello4310]

I’m biracial black and white, people assume I’m hispanic and tbh they sound ignorant when they assume that

[@catshez]

Love your song, Mike !! 😺😺😺 Sounds like a lost Smashing Pumpkins track! Haha.. Great show 👍😂

[@robadams5799]

Okay, so, I used to work with mostly female coworkers and we had one bathroom. One day someone left a note for me. It said, "if God wanted me to sit in cold water, He would have made me a duck." It was quite effective.

[@blackmarketarmy]

God also gave her eyes and hands, so she can see the seat is up then use her hand to lower it

[@robadams5799]

@@blackmarketarmy I know, right? You entered the bathroom and the commode was right there in front of you.

[@Primalxbeast]

When I use a public bathroom, I will at least wipe the seat off with some toilet paper and sometimes will clean it with soap. That way at least I'm not sitting on anything wet and I've confirmed that there is TP before taking a leak. I don't understand how someone wouldn't notice the seat being up. It's still a bit rude to leave the seat up, but not nearly as rude as guys taking a piss with the seat down.

[@robadams5799]

@@Primalxbeast I remember a female comedian talking about how men use the bathroom. "They're not terribly specific," she lamented. "They're happy if they hit *something."*

[@mammie19621962]

Watch it! I'm from Arkansas and I got it! 🤷‍♀️🤣

[@Primalxbeast]

I'm from Arkansas and got it, but I don't think my relatives in Arkansas would have gotten it. I didn't spend much of my life in Arkansas.

[@paulrozko4815]

I was mistaken for a Russian, but I am Ukrainian. Unbelievable

[@johnmckown1267]

Putin had that problem too. Now he understands the difference. Painfully. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦

[@malibudolphin3109]

@@johnmckown1267 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

[@fahey5719]

you joking, huh? Unless you are Polish, Romanian or Hungarian. Ukraine is an artificial County created BY RUSSIA in 1917 (never ever existed before) kludging together parts of Russia (the largest part), Poland (Galitzia), Romania (Moldavia) and Hungary (they still speak Hungarian there).

[@johnmckown1267]

@@fahey5719 I think 100 years is long enough for the people to think of themselves as an ethnicity separate from their origins. But I'm a Texan, another "upstart", and we don't have a long history like many European countries.

[@jenzhere99]

My husband's mom is white and his dad is also white but he tans very well so obviously he gets mistaken for a mexican every summer despite his thick southern accent 🙄

[@alessandrobaggi6129]

The title in the upper left corner of the screen during the whole video is wrong: "occassionally" instead of "occasionally"... ... even dry bar cut costs in the wrong way 🤦‍♂️

[@velroneramdon5934]

To be honest I thought you were Mexican too the first time I saw you.

[@RohARc]

Well you can definitely tell he's Chinese calling Taiwan part of China lol

[@johnmckown1267]

Taiwan is The Republic of China. The Democratic People's Republic of China is mainland. Curiously, it's not a Republic. Nor democratic.

[@RohARc]

@@johnmckown1267 Taiwan with its own constitution and elected leaders is accepted in the West as an independent state. I'm thai born in America but I've never seen anyone mistake thai & taiwanese

[@johnmckown1267]

@@RohARc ah, yes. Sorry I wasn't clear about that. The majority of the world views Taiwan as separate from mainland China. But mainland insists it is a "wayward province". I sudder to think what might happen if the mainland pulls a Putin and tries to "reclaim" it.

[@roxannemoser]

I worked with the sweetest Hmong lady, and I was surrounded with Latinas. I can speak Spanish so out of habit, I'd speak Spanish when I saw her too. Then, I'd realize what I did, and apologize. At work, I run a lot because I take care of about 30 women and 3 men keeping them stocked with supplies. Most are Latino/Latina. My grandson is Latino, but he doesn't look Latino.

[@dnoelani5588]

I had to watch this lol. I'm totally mixed: Hawaiian, Japanese, Chinese, English lol! Yes, I get mistaken for Mexican or Filipino depending where I am...and I get "Do you speak English?" Oh, yesterday I had a mask on the bus, and an african-american lady said, "You know, folk like us (looks at me) couldn't own property! 😅

[@misfittoytower]

Uh, Taiwanese is also a language there, Mr. Comedian.

[@stephaniebrown2751]

I love Granny Fanny's.... That's great!!!!

[@narcopolo4464]

I wasn’t watching, just listening in my headphones and at first I thought it was Seth rogan lol

[@johnmckown1267]

Overall enjoyed it. Seems a bit new due to the timing of some things. But I'm used to the greats of standup, like Bob Hope, Jack Benny, George Burns. But he's still young and learning/perfecting the craft.

[@KarmasAB123]

His transitions need work. Funny, tho.

[@HopelessSinner]

That English accent...!! 🤪😂🇬🇧

[@ekah1234]

My sons 1/2 black but has straight hair. So people asking him what he “is” Is endless.he’s going to love this. 💜

[@paulamcgarghanpeter4662]

FANTASTICALLY funny! CHRISTMAS miracle 🙈🤣🐈

[@fahey5719]

He´s not really mistaken. he´s half European, half Mongoloid (Chinese); a large proportion of Mexicans are half European (Spaniards), half Mongoloid (Siberians).

[@jerryconner4270]

According to scientists, as a human race we have evolved from 🐒 monkeys. I asked my father one day..."Pop, what side of my family is the 🐒 monkey from ?" Without hesitation and a straight face, he looked at me and said..." You're Mother's ".

[@ecospider5]

I have been married 27 years. One of the biggest reasons for our success is we both believe the other person is putting 100% towards the relationship. I have an illness that makes it painful to carry more than 5 lbs. so I had not taken out the garbage for years. But when my spouse had surgery, I took out the garbage. If you believe your spouse is giving 100% that will encourage you to give 100%.

[@desert-rose-77]

I like it that he doesn't cuss..

[@seedsoflove7684]

Maybe the songcould have been spoken as a poem, or just continued as the comedy routine. Not a fan of singing with guitar. I have a hard time understanding, plus it didn't rhyme. And u know, he couldnt sing. Haha. Funny set though.

[@suraya1224]

Great comedy, Mike, but pl correct the spelling in the title, " Occasionally Asian" ( it's 2 C's, 1 S, not the other way around). 😄

[@SilentRio]

Good but a little drawn out. Had me laughing out loud in the earlier segments.

[@andrewrobertmancillacarril3076]

Both my parents are half Italian half Mexican and people think I am philipino or black it’s hella funny at this point I tell people welcome to California

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Thank you so very much, DB, for giving us all a lift during these troubling times - especially these daZe... 😪 Ukraine, Uvalde where my aunt and uncle on my dad's side live in the thick of it... God bless you all, DB, the cast and crew, the amazing backstage set artists, etc., from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle and around the World... Thank you... 👍 👍 ⚘ 🙏❤🙏 ⚘ 👍

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

Funny thing, I got the "Are you Italian" and "Are you Greek?" when I studied in Massachusetts. I didn't get the "You don't speak Italian or Greek" response, though.

[@fahey5719]

You must be Mediterranean then. Meaning from anywhere between Southern Spain (or Portugal), southern France, southern Italy, Greece or the Middle East. Trade ships have been crisscrossing it for 5000 years now, mixing people.

[@DennyBlessedDCT]

I was doing okay until the man of the house joke about him being a wife beater. Not funny, not biblical so I stopped watching.👎

[@m.j.debruin3041]

You should really cut out the sugar and starge and processed foods, and or go OMAD to get rid of your pregnancy.

[@diversitylove5460]

Yeah. Mistaken Really I don’t mind as long as I get a plate of food 🥘. I will change like a chameleon 😂

[@channahrose]

I actually grew up in Taiwan as a teenager, Taiwanese is actually a language spoken in Taiwan, but mostly used by the Mountain people there. Mandarin is the main language spoken there by mostly everyone including missionaries. Lol.

[@mohammadtimory795]

you are funny, but I wear the pants in my marriage and I am not a wife beater. so speak for yourself.

[@MartinWillett]

Pee sitting down. Or in the sink. It's called compromise.

[@janislohman8125]

Loved the HAD joke ,giggled so hard that joke hit my funny bone. Priceless

[@karencheatwood5235]

Mike Anderson is hilarious. Glad I tuned in.

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

my character is a comedy hack telling good jokes.....sub for every day jokes

[@manarcabrera2528]

IMO. Mexican people come from one of the greatest civilization on earth.

[@selador11]

Leaving the seat down. 'so she doesn't fall in'... So, you HAVE to take responsibility and pay attention, so that she doesn't have to pay any attention, or take any responsibility for her own actions.

[@bjbo72]

Because of the pandemic we were advised to put the seat and lid down so we wouldn't transmit disease as it can pass in urine and when u flush tiny droplets go into the air...so husband got accustomed to putting everything down No more falling in the toilet at midnight in the dark!!!

[@alex0122eagle]

as a Taiwanese, there is actually a language called Taiwanese, just a FYI...

[@elliebellie7816]

Get rid of that belly and you won't have to take all those.meds.

[@singleasasin]

This guy is hillarious :-) Great jokes, awesome joke subjects :-)

[@halgrimhelgrimson]

just FYI fanny is not the behind in proper British english

[@ecospider5]

The toilet seat issue is stupid. You both should be putting the lid down.

[@rainsofhealing]

He’s awesome 👏👍😂

[@rg1whiteywins598]

The majority of people on Earth have black hair.

[@Shinryu-Elffire]

Did anyone else see "James Bond" Daniel Craig handing him a guitar? xD

[@erinbuzzetti6359]

Who wears the yoga pants?!🤯

[@MishyKatt]

my partner is half white half Chinese and he gets mistaken for Hispanic all the time.

[@fahey5719]

He´s half European, half Mongoloid (Chinese); a large proportion of Mexicans are half European (Spaniards), half Mongoloid (Siberians). Son ot really a mistake.

[@allix5480]

We are all products of black, white and our environment. Simply different percentages of the two. Given these names based on the name of locations that were named. Latinos, asian, Mexican, etc. All to make us think some of us are separate when of the same family. In one individual you can see multiple races. But know black is first and original.

[@fahey5719]

Skin colour is basically adaptation to (deadly) UV in sunlight. Darkest people have a ton of Melanine which blocks UV and makes skin almost black; on the contrary white ones live in an almost sunless area. fair hair and blue eyes are a subproduct of very low melanine count. By the same count, wide flattish noses come from very hot and humid Countries; long narrow ones from very cold ones, the longer narrower passages allow for better (freezing cold) air heating, before reaching lungs.

[@jreviralclipz]

This guy is hilarious!

[@theasian24601]

I did the opposite. I once mistaken a young skinny Colombian dude as an Asian dude

[@briseboy]

If he said "hoda! I'm Codombian", you were not mistaken.

[@Robert53area]

Haha, I feel this. My mom is russian my dad is polish, I grew up in texas. So I have always had dark skin, my hair is dark and it grows backwards. I speak russian English, polish, and some Ukrainian. Everyone expects me to speak Spanish, also got I am the tallest Mexican they have ever seen... me just like bro I ain't Mexican. In Hawaii they thought I was Samoan just way to skinny 😆 🤣 got worse when I was 23 and married a pinay. She would get angry when people would hand her a Spanish information card anywhere we went.

[@wenqianguo960]

Taiwanese is different enough from Mandarin that it’s considered almost its own language, like Cantonese. Also the writing system it’s in traditional Chinese rather than simplified( writing system of Mandarin). I was born and raised in China spoke Mandarin growing up, I don’t understand a word of Taiwanese. It’s totally right to ask if you speak Taiwanese.

[@kennethmalcom9884]

Toilet seat up or down hmm toilet lid down