When you're not sure if someone's in line

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[@SpoonsForks]

"i'll tell you something, i am in line and i do not like your implication, that i'm not in line."

[@DreiSchwarzeKater]

Zelda Reben ,

[@morganolfursson2560]

In Europe she wouldn't even have time to finish that sentence and would lose her front teeth or would be eating dog shit right off the pavement . This video really only talks to an american audience , in Europe at best this person would be told to move the fuck up the line before she gets slapped and at worst she would get slapped before asking her to walk and trust me we are feminists we don't give a fuck if you're a man or a girl, we will slap the shit out of you if you show 1/10th of that kind of attitude . I am not joking , in Europe this is the ones after you on the line you need to worry about not the ones before you . The one before you are the ones you can bully at will if they don't move the second the line moves. There is no such thing as personal space, you don't fucking own the pavement . We don't even give a fuck if the person before us is on a wheelchair or carrying two kids , actually if you have kids you are in deep shit trouble if you don't keep them quiet and well behaved , as for the wheel chair , the number of times i have heard people screaming at them "Roll , professor X !" or "at least you"re sitting so shut the fuck up" which i personally find hilarious . Old people seem to have a free pass and don't get harass, but that's about it . For anyone else, this is fucking open season .

[@nadiacastro9121]

Morgan Olfursson iamverybadass

[@morganolfursson2560]

Good for you Nadia .

[@laminnare]

we do not care about europe morgan

[@zwiebeldogs]

I LOVE how Jenanda is trying to be dominant with the way she speaks, but her body language says that she's ready to run away and cry

[@James-nr9gm]

That captures it exactly! I couldn't put my finger on what made her so fun to watch.

[@zwiebeldogs]

@@James-nr9gm it's the shot at 1:45 that really sells it

[@lorishu48103]

That's Bollywood for you

[@keptins]

Nah...Karens never run away. She was ready to fight and ugly cry.

[@breadfan_85]

You work for me now 😳

[@endi3386]

That women looks like her face was created specifically for this video for some reason

[@swantonist]

bro i was just thinking how appropriate her face was

[@moonsout7087]

@@swantonist i was thinking it too????? so weird

[@alankn6508]

is this video even real

[@jenishchaudhari9655]

Hey meetooo

[@belliotrungy9107]

She owns you now

[@saragilchrist5749]

"Youre powerful and everyone likes you."

[@matheuspio5348]

Sara Gilchrist 3k likes zero comments.

[@colton4261]

Remy Martin what in the hell

[@colton4261]

@@musicJRF I know what he was saying but his delivery was so chaotic

[@ziquaftynny9285]

@@mrhuntalot123 Why are you being so pedantic lmao

[@kaylahw6916]

My pep talk in the mirror every morning

[@Samantha-ch5dz]

i love all his skits because it feels like a conversation you've had in a dream where everything seemed normal and then when you think about it when you're awake you realize it was all deeply disturbing and uncanny

[@iamsocrunchy]

Totally. All of the conversations in his skits (and also character names, apparently) exist in the Uncanny Valley. They're so close to being real that it's slightly disturbing. 🤣

[@ab76254]

This is the best description possible for this genre of humour! lol

[@mahdi8835]

finally someone who knows how to use "uncanny" with out it having to be attached to "resemblance"

[@NH-sr7tt]

Exactly

[@wackyroo]

Im getting a tattoo of this

[@carolinaramos3155]

why is this so accurate but also like not

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

Carol Ramos right?

[@Chicichirumichi]

that‘s a basic description for all of his videos 😂

[@swans184]

Completely not, I’ve never had this situation in real life but it doesn’t stop me from fearing it lol

[@morganolfursson2560]

"i'll tell you something, i am in line and i do not like your implication, that i'm not in line." In Europe she wouldn't even have time to finish that sentence and would lose her front teeth or would be eating dog shit right off the pavement . This video really only talks to an american audience , in Europe at best this person would be told to move the fuck up the line before she gets slapped and at worst she would get slapped before asking her to walk and trust me we are feminists we don't give a fuck if you're a man or a girl, we will slap the shit out of you if you show 1/10th of that kind of attitude . I am not joking , in Europe this is the ones after you on the line you need to worry about not the ones before you . The one before you are the ones you can bully at will if they don't move the second the line moves. There is no such thing as personal space, you don't fucking own the pavement . We don't even give a fuck if the person before us is on a wheelchair or carrying two kids , actually if you have kids you are in deep shit trouble if you don't keep them quiet and well behaved , as for the wheel chair , the number of times i have heard people screaming at them "Roll , professor X !" or "at least you"re sitting so shut the fuck up" which i personally find hilarious . Old people seem to have a free pass and don't get harass, but that's about it . For anyone else, this is fucking open season .

[@carolinaramos3155]

Morgan Olfursson um where in europe are you from?

[@herpsenderpsen]

How can something be so accurate but also so bizarre at the same time

[@lilstiizy6090]

herpsenderpsen surrealism

[@yourconscience3446]

and absurdist writing based on real life interactions.

[@shoulders-of-giants]

Creepy how she acutely depicts an overt narcissist. Then again, overt narcissists are easy to spot if you know what you're dealing with. Covert narcissists are much more dangerous.

[@RonaldWeasleysWife]

巨人の肩 how would you spot a covert narcissist? Would should we look out for?

[@Avo7977]

@@shoulders-of-giants What might someone look out for?

[@madanonymous]

The hypothetical situation in your head, fearing the person vaguely ahead of you in line, was actualized as Jenanda Bollywood.

[@swans184]

madanonymous This has never happened in real life but it doesn’t stop me from fearing it D:

[@milesallen6827]

This might be the best comment I've ever read

[@TT35109]

I was on my way to a bubble tea shop once and saw a group huddled around the shop and I wanted to get in but I kept thinking: but they might be in line… so instead of asking if they were in line, I went away and ordered at another bubble tea restaurant lol. XD

[@msteresa653]

​@@TT35109lmao this is me. Avoidant personality disorder realness 😂

[@solarprogeny6736]

Accurate representation of this real life situation

[@tweisbek2]

Lum I wonder if this a US thing mostly; a lot of American comics seem to always point out these “coexistance problems” -let’s say- but I feel they mostly stem by the deep privatisation and insularity Americans’ lives have gone through. Thus people burst/can’t deal with the simplest of sharing/social coexistance problems.

[@aeonjoey3d]

@@tweisbek2 since i'm behind you in line in comments, i work for you now though.

[@matthewthemilkbender8095]

Not even close to accurate

[@englandbengal]

In what universe is this accurate?

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@englandbengal the fact all of y'all thought i was being serious.

[@DaveDisci]

This gave me anxiety..

[@davidb.854]

And then he leaves us for an entire month.

[@TotusTuus153]

I wanted to shrivel up and die just for being a witness after the fact

[@j.s.3414]

You're weak.

[@albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356]

same

[@shoulders-of-giants]

Creepy how she acutely depicts an overt narcissist. Then again, overt narcissists are easy to spot if you know what you're dealing with. Covert narcissists are much more dangerous.

[@cadr003]

Jenanda Bollywood

[@demisaysstuff]

JeNANda?!

[@lukeloseth]

Brian lost it there

[@karlodiego6922]

Iconic

[@Gabriel-ud5hu]

Perfect Drag queen name

[@xGalladeLuigix]

please welcome to the stageeeeee

[@Indigoqueer]

Jenanda is me trying to be assertive and failing to make sense. Jenanda Bollywood is us all.

[@shoulders-of-giants]

Creepy how she acutely depicts an overt narcissist. Then again, overt narcissists are easy to spot if you know what you're dealing with. Covert narcissists are much more dangerous.

[@bodyofhope]

@@shoulders-of-giants you end up marrying the covert ones 🙄

[@angelinatuccillo3062]

@@bodyofhope tell me about it

[@TheZazatv]

i will get DECAF

[@bellasong5541]

I actually gasped at that line. As a caffeine addict I felt offended

[@kelseycoca]

so powerful

[@cristian-bull]

What an asshole

[@albertbatfinder5240]

If Jenanda Bollywood gets you decaf, you take it. Never mind your petty preferences.

[@LolAtAnniex]

so all i have to do is stand behind someone obscurely placed in line to get a job?

[@Chrjstheshadow]

Annie Rose The best kind of job too. Non paying

[@GaH.Hassan]

Yes but your only payment will be decaf when you want regular

[@maocharlisme]

maybe just say you want decaf then?...

[@jonathandpg6115]

@@maocharlisme no then they will detect your reverse psychology trick and will get you decaf.

[@mariebourgot4949]

@@jonathandpg6115 ^^

[@llamadelrey1273]

me only I don’t ask and it turns out they’re not in line so I’ve just been awkwardly standing behind them this whole time

[@kiforcekhan]

But you still have to get their laundry

[@llamadelrey1273]

Salvatore Dino exactly :/

[@Roubsouay]

Llama Del rey haha me too!

[@thatnerdygaywerewolf9559]

Me every other day

[@AdrianWeiLunHuang]

i just saw your profile name then i liked your comment i didnt even know what you wrote wtf

[@Fueledbychapstick]

I really think she improvised the name Jenanda Bollywood based on: her pause, Stephanie’s shock, and Brian’s inability to keep in character lmao

[@Brakathor]

This whole scene looks improvised to me. I looked up Nicole sun, and apparently she's a comedy writer who used to do a improv show. She EVEN looks kind of hot when she's making normal facial expressions.

[@justintime6242]

@@Brakathor Her being “hot” has nothing to do with this video. No one gives a 🤬 about your taste in women. Wtf...

[@Brakathor]

@@justintime6242 - You SHOULD give a 🤬. if you have a hot girlfriend, I just might steal her from you.

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@Brakathor nah stfu boi enjoy her wit not her appearance

[@Brakathor]

@@solarprogeny6736 - Nah. Listen, I know this Brian guy has a large following of homosexuals, so forgive me for not being one of them.

[@ruanlima1523]

You work for me now

[@MrToothpick189]

Jenanda? *clasps hands over mouth*

[@lucas.daniel]

lmao

[@anthropomorphizedrock]

I feel like the entire vid revolved around this moment

[@kylepgames3541]

I feel like he just could nottttt hold that laughter in lmfao this video is GOLD

[@heyitsella117]

she's famous

[@Sachaouki]

Climactic

[@IANFLEGAS]

Brian covering his face when she says "Jenanda Bollywood" is hands down my favorite part

[@bravetherainbow]

His reaction made me think he was going to say like "THE Jenanda Bollywood?" or something

[@msteresa653]

Spontaneous homosexual reaction (SHR). Living.

[@stevensteven5144]

Brian's face when she says her name is Jenanda Bollywood...😂😂😂

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

I absolutely lost it at "You work for me now"

[@suk4honesty]

Brian is a genius I swear

[@CorneliusHDybdahl]

They're all geniuses.

[@CorneliusHDybdahl]

Fair warning before you proceed: You do not want to go there.

[@shalitababy5068]

Right when she turned around I immediately thought "I want someone to hold me at night. And in the morneens"

[@WillLaurencewastaken]

Which video is that from??? I have the exact quote in my head now but forgot where it’s from and I am slowly going mad

[@SparklyAlpaca]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4e4iJaOZsaNpM0 at the 26 second mark lol

[@fridaymorning139]

Yea, she's a really great actress, I didn't notice either

[@SgtBagel32]

@@WillLaurencewastaken kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4e4iJaOZsaNpM0

[@Nonyah123]

"I'll--I will get decaf." "Ok."

[@firewordsparkler]

This is so real. Also Brian's face when she said Jenanda Bollywood was beautiful.

[@GhostOfAmsterdam69]

*removes glasses* “you know what?”

[@Iamjustherek]

Me: No Fears Anxiety: Any person you interact with could be Jenanda Bollywood Me: One Fear

[@JM-gd3hr]

It's so bad when you finally let yourself accept that it is an unlikely and somewhat irrational fear...AND THEN IT HAPPENS AGAIN.

[@IntergalacticBoner]

you have the power, everyone likes you

[@practicalintuition4030]

That lady is an INCREDIBLY convincing actress. her ability to take on that role was great.

[@fourskin3816]

Thank you for respecting me.

[@rawn9911]

"Nothing else in life is sure, but that's sure."

[@SappyNoypi]

0:22 When you haven't slept well last night and EVERYTHING irritates TF out of you. 😓

[@lorenzmuller3542]

Or you're still high

[@fadi1466]

These deceivingly short videos end up occupying all my time b/c I CAN'T STOP RE-WATCHING

[@docdickinson5138]

Every single sentence is iconic.

[@eddsork]

If someone in the future would say to me: "think of a youtube video" i might think about this one

[@DoctorHeadcrab]

me too thanks

[@sunsundks3891]

Think of a youtube video

[@nisipisa]

god the second long shot of her with her shoulders hunched up at 1:45 still makes me absolutely lose it. i love this video

[@42Fern42]

I love that little skip towards the end. And how they accepted their fate so readily. Also I did not understand WHY this sketch happened but I still HIGHLY ENJOYED IT. Thanks, I'm binge watching all your stuff now.

[@lazersly]

This is Jenanda's first taste of real power and she's not about to let it go to waste.

[@ZephyrFate]

She doesn’t like being asked if she’s in line, and also in the morneens.

[@kodyghost]

If I ever asked someone if they were in line, and they turned to me and said "I don't appreciate your implication that I'm not in line." I would immediately evaporate into a million particles of dust.

[@sensei9115]

Power move: telling anyone behind you in line that they work for you now and also that your name is Jenanda Bollywood.

[@Giveemhellkid2424]

Like 60% of my interactions ugh

[@Ttoby89]

I'm the aggressively smiling eye contact

[@BrianJordanAlvarez]

hhahahaha

[@PeteEllison]

"Thank you for respecting me" is a phrase that has permanently entered my vocabulary

[@patriciocantu5587]

"You work for me now"

[@dedoubecool]

This is ike what people with social anxiety imagine will happen if they speak to strangers

[@Luncea28]

“Jenanda” cracks me up every time

[@CaterinaSnaidero]

A masterpiece. I love when you can see brian just about to laugh.

[@carsongarfield6524]

"JENANDA?" "Thank you for respecting me"

[@katefraz]

You have the power and everyone likes you. A motto for life

[@lun_agavve_4288]

so relatable, these people are always so passive-AGRESSIVE

[@Pebphiz]

Brian and Steph are too powerful for this world, we're not ready.

[@holycrocs3670]

I will...I will get decaf

[@yourchoice13]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonnys5889]

"JENANDA?!-" "Thank you for respecting me."

[@SATCH1R0]

u can tell stephanie and brian were fighting to not laugh at jenanda bollywood omg im dead

[@pointa345]

Its amazing how you can make 2 minutes feel like 5, you just get the feeling theres so much going on, also i love that youre posting daily !!!!

[@JamieDanger]

This makes my stomach hurt. Too much confrontation.

[@Misswtfudge]

her monologue is incredible I’m perished

[@snoosemoose469]

This is a mood

[@baakojernigan7095]

How does he make the simplest things so funny?

[@a-aronb.2114]

"Jenanda Balliwood" I lost my shit when she said that

[@princessmonokae]

I'm living for those glasses.

[@jesuschristthesecond]

you have the power, everyone...likes you

[@VocalScorePony]

Brian nearly laughing when she comes out with "Jenanda"

[@daphne9733]

Jenanda???!?

[@Littlehickish]

All these people have such amazing facial expression

[@BlackXSunlight]

The moment I realized it's mostly improv it all just made so much sense

[@mattlimburry8582]

That last line, "Ok, well... Ok" It's so small but the detail speaks so loudly.

[@janoel03]

this literally just happened to me.. i honestly forgot they moved the dry cleaners down the block and was sooo confused when i got there.

[@tangyspy]

It's an experience everytime I watch this.

[@MisterRobota]

*i gOt HeRe BeFoRe YoU*

[@MrConstancejames]

"You work for me now" omg

[@RobloxPsychicOne]

"That much is sure . . . nothing else in life is sure, but that's sure." And "We'll take two regulars" "I will get decaf" 😂😂👌👌

[@NoahClose]

Jenanda Bollywood, an icon

[@ahsjvxc]

Can't wait for this encounter once everyone is off social-distancing and human interactions are a thing again

[@longforari]

These are the scenarios my mind makes up to keep me from talking to people

[@MarieGlenna]

I still believe that’s she’s a real person in line. She owned it so well.

[@danidejaneiro8378]

One of the greatest performances of all time.

[@jesuschristthesecond]

for real tho

[@dominicwong8500]

“I will--- I will get decaf.”

[@archon5878]

I wish I was a Jinanda

[@stephantom8237]

Why was this so good. The combination of relatable and surreal is excellent and I giggled the whole time and watched it twice. Also, hey, I've been to that spot!

[@stephantom8237]

I am here again after 5 years and I still love it.

[@bobo5674]

This is a masterpiece.

[@user-ge2gx5ch8u]

Stephanie is so goddamn gorgeous I can't even believe my eyes.

[@noahbrown1274]

I love how pretty much every line from this video can be found in the comments. That’s how you know Brian only produces quality

[@silkroad1201]

"I was here first, so I have the power! I OWN THIS!" 😂

[@rfldss89]

never seen a funnier soccer mom representation ever. literally couldn't breath from laughing so much at 0:30 that little head tilt omg

[@devraatawasthi4478]

I love you all and I hope you all live wonderful lives.

[@DARRINandstuff]

"I will get decaf."

[@EyeDigress]

This is so accurate, but walks the line so well between janky and real that I do not know anymore. Hilarious.

[@quintenboogaard]

I have the power

[@HunterBelkiran]

This....my god this is perfection.

[@ruanlima1523]

Loved the zooms

[@exmo7]

The turn around and glasses tilt was sooo perfect

[@alexjjgreen]

Is this... Is this how people in California interact with each other? I feel like it is.

[@andrewrenshaw2741]

Almost, but not really. Also are you in line? I see you were here before me but I'm not sure if you are in line or not.

[@TheicMoggy]

I think they live in Seattle

[@pjd.6008]

@@TheicMoggy No, they live in LA, they're in show business (Brian is in Will and Grace). And the Trails cafe featured in this clip is in LA.

[@whateverlolawants]

People in San Diego and the Bay Area aren't like that, in my travel experience. They're perfectly nice. Can't speak for LA though!

[@angelbiscuits]

bro people are like this and karens are everywhere, stop making it a mystical california/LA thing lol

[@UserCode6]

1:30 Brian cannot contain himself

[@joannaingold6979]

that move at 0:53 with the eyebrow raise gives me life

[@jesuschristthesecond]

so threatening

[@acidburn618]

This is a true story that we all have lived through

[@Ahmad_9134]

Omg that Karen face. HOW ARE YOU GUYS NOT ACTORS YET!! Actors as in A LIST CELEBRITIES!

[@indiego6794]

Her eyes could kill

[@holycrocs3670]

Brian's little frolic at the end is my new oxygen

[@shoulders-of-giants]

Oh my goash, narcissism is so BEAUTIFUL