When you’re tired of the going through the talking stage

[@postaffe]

Bro probably crushes it in job interviews 😭

[@spongebob8445]

I think i sold the bag at my job interview today. It started off good, but then i had the urge to cough from my sinuses/mucus ,so i suddenly started giving short softly spoken answers trying to hold it in. I also started giving not the greatest answers too because my mind was more focused on getting it over with quickly from that point. She didn't seem as impressed anymore 💀😓

[@1LGN]

Plot twist: He his own boss!

[@PopculturedDSun]

Nah bro always late you to the interviews

[@spongebob8445]

@@tendaimutume3515 You can just call me 'brother in Christ' if you want to pray. I usually don't give my name out because there are alot of witches in today's society that'll try to craft spells using pieces of personal information and stuff. I hope that you get the job that you desire as well. Thanks

[@HeemXVI]

Good luck interviewees, y’all got this ✊🏿

[@Mindag13]

It’s crazy how even though he’s annoyed, he still gives well thought out answers

[@stxdude830]

Does this so many times lol

[@mutepanda_]

"i don't got another one in me"...i felt that one

[@malqweezyonthebeatofficial]

Facts

[@jasminehill6312]

That’s where I’m at

[@justvibez4049]

Nah facts lol

[@v_tutti]

She asking all the security questions to get your bank account info lol 😂

[@gseric4721]

That's what I was thinking right from the get-go XD

[@medusasunshine4705]

Lol

[@bigschocolate]

"I didn't ask but okay" is so funny during the talking stage 😭😂😭😂

[@WonderTwin11]

“Cool, ‘preciate it big dog” 😂😂😂

[@demdelthepoet8885]

Had me rolling 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@tayahsting7157]

😂

[@MuhTeyOh]

big dog was wild af lol

[@tyronebiggumsakaduke4587]

✌🏽 & keep it pushing 🤣

[@TheAwsomeManny]

NAW THATS WILD 🤣

[@Heartbreakstarr]

Saying, "appreciate it big dawg" then hanging up is gold! Njoy y'all evening. 🚪🚶🏾‍♂️

[@jbo_5357]

and she like "whatchu just call m-" lmaooo

[@dangelotheartist7483]

This was lowkey us getting to know you behind the camera, Thanks for making it hilarious Niles.🤣

[@trecian777]

Haha fax

[@whizkid235]

Holy shit dude. Being 28 and going through so many failed relationships and going on probably hundreds of dates this is exactly how I feel. You nailed it big bro

[@moewuw]

HUNDREDS?!?!?

[@the_brazzy]

@@moewuw im sayin lmao

[@PleaseBeDumb]

STOP 🛑 THE 🧢 😅

[@josiahademiluyi4677]

@@PleaseBeDumbjust why 😂

[@PilloTheStar]

Just stay single at that point, damn

[@Devontewrightmusic]

“What else” so real tired of the same questions 😂😂

[@robliberachi]

*”Cool appreciate it big dawg”* LMAO I do that to my girl now

[@akonu23]

Just gotta print out a pdf of the whole list and hand it to her at dinner

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

Not gonna hold you, I'd love something like this 😂

[@akonu23]

@@FIREcrochethairstyles can save us both some time fr 😭

[@BenitaSFB]

This is an amazing idea, I love it lol

[@kingredtv8719]

@@FIREcrochethairstyleswell I’d love you for the rest of our lives ❤️

[@tinygoat2531]

If it's funny you might can get away with doing this.

[@Estio504]

“Appreciate it big dawg” 😂😂

[@tinyelephant77]

It's so real. Getting to know people over and over is tiring lol.

[@ggmasterguiltygear6315]

DAMN! The way he hung up on her mid sentence had ME feelin some type of way. Like damn

[@jesseblackhawk]

Calling her big dog at the end killed me!

[@HOOPTREEFAMILY]

I don’t got another one in me. I’m not wasting my time I can’t I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SkateBravo]

😂😂 straight to the point

[@Skyline201992]

“Preciate it big dawg” hit hard 😂😂😂

[@TriggeringOpinionsandFacts]

Bro just saved himself a month or two of bs keeping some girls phone moisturized

[@juliocalderon4687]

“Cool appreciate it big dawg” 😂😂😂😂 3:40

[@himexbri]

Because at this point, I'm not going through this questionnaire when you barely get past the talking stage 😭 here I am, if this what you want!

[@I_eatAss]

No one asked you tho

[@growingoaks]

“I play Rocket League” you’re lucky she didnt hang up right there. 😂

[@BigManPolar]

fax 😂

[@T-puma]

100% relatable, like this skit wasnt even funny and instead brought up past memories that pissed me off

[@swhshy]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JTG313]

Right

[@JaySut]

You dropped this at the perfect time bruh. This girl playing fr You made me laugh about the situation I’m in. I appreciate you

[@okj6119]

They really be interviewing you without realizing it😂😂

[@TheActionHank]

The "what exactly would you like to know about me" is incredibly accurate

[@AuBgdKingSage]

Preciate it Big Dawg as the closing statement is crazy lmao 😂😂😂

[@DexterBrandonJr]

lol this man just did a speed run of a talking phase 😂😂😂

[@BestPropTutorials]

I just had this same conversation with a girl I started talking to and I swear this is almost exactly how it went 😂

[@JB-mc1bl]

This is the exact convo you'll have on dating apps when the other party is interested in you but also is stalling because they have someone that they really want to date but that person ain't give them the go ahead yet.

[@halo3boy1]

The talking stage is so draining bro.

[@BAN-KAI_GG]

Appreciate it big dawg 😂

[@onlyherfans]

“Ok..ok rUde” 😂😂😂😂

[@JeniOnly]

“Whats your favorite color?” Girl stop playing 😭😭💀💀

[@YADAMNDADDY]

😂😂😂

[@MALCOLMXTASY]

Appreciate it big dawg lmaoo 😭😭😭😭

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

He called her Big Dawg! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

[@I_eatAss]

He did. We all heard it. Great observation

[@sebenerepublic6848]

3:28 “I don’t got another one in me “🤣

[@lessermook7608]

How much you wanna bet this was an elaborate method to get his dating profile out there. Unlikely, but bruh could you imagine that 300 IQ play.

[@BirdzFlyYonda]

“Preciate it big dawg”🤣🤣

[@LyssieLysse]

He shut girl down! Time keeps slipping away and she was wasting his time 😂

[@lnjenge]

Damn as someone going through the modern dating roller-coaster right now, this hits to close to home lol

[@Eli-akad]

This why I don’t even try to start a “talking phase.” I just vibe out, and whoever matches the energy the most/best is where I start. Main way the talking stage isn’t as bad is when I’m purely focusing on myself and something just works out naturally. One top of that I don’t play games wit these women, if they wanna play games or do too much I fall back immediately🤣💯

[@jscriber100]

"I'm a christian, and I believe in our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ." You was spittin' the whole time, now you prophesying!!

[@BlueOrchards]

🔥🔥🔥

[@erehistruth2356]

Amen. Truth.

[@kristinajohnson1749]

Amen 🙏❤

[@MrWarrenRB]

The talking stage is how they see if you're a good match for them: they want shared chemistry, goals, dreams, religion, hobbies etc. you're typically not going to get laid without getting through that stage first.

[@ether6136]

"you're typically not gonna get laid without getting through that stage" speak for yourself my guy.....all I'm gonna say

[@iaishaspears1864]

No one is laying me without getting through that stage and that stage can last up to one year 😂 I gotta make sure he’s worth it.

[@Ms.Delphine1204]

When you’re sick and tired of online dating 😂

[@muzikmintify]

“ I don’t have another talking stage in me” I felt that!!🤣

[@AMysticLegend]

"When you do a quest so many times you can do it with your eyes closed"

[@indigodavis8242]

“Appreciate it big dog” 😂😂😂😂

[@steviethomas8319]

Appreciate it big dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@str8throwed]

Appreciate it big dog 😂

[@Leahleahleah676]

I am a female, and let me tell you! I 100% agree with this. I just hold on to my dates since I don't feel like going to another talking stage lmao

[@BangerDolphin]

Na tha don’t count

[@jaykelz1528]

Nobody cares about “favorites” until it’s wedding planning and anniversaries anyway, so let’s get to this loving each other and making steps forward and then we can talk about colors later…

[@rodneywade30]

Bro became a HOF yapper once she couldn’t get a word in😂😂😂😂

[@cassiebennet4262]

He went on so long. All answers were awesome.

[@kumaSOevl]

I felt this to my bones

[@NorthOKCLee]

I can’t even talk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Art0fHonor]

This is the 1st time I've seen a relationship resume in video form 😂

[@jessiBrew2277]

The “cool, I appreciate it big dawg” has me rolling on the fucking floor do u hear me!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀☠️

[@BlackAesop]

Speed running the relationship is big W lol

[@JeskidoYT]

My guy is great at job interviews. Just never reciprocate

[@Planetunknown-n9i]

Imagine getting into a relationship with someone you barely know, then wonder why you have to keep starting over…🙃

[@1CourtneyMichelle]

This 🎯

[@Figgs101]

Sad part is they ain’t even in a relationship he’s just getting thru the talking stage…

[@Planetunknown-n9i]

@@Figgs101 well.. that’s the point of dating/talking. To figure out if you even like that person. You gotta get to know them first before hopping into relationships.

[@manhuntruler2]

Who said anything about a relationship ? We just trying to get to the next few bases then keep it moving 😂

[@Planetunknown-n9i]

@@manhuntruler2 pay for sex then and stop wasting people’s time.

[@ItsRossi99]

Sounds like bro was answering some of y’all questions lol 😂

[@maddmakksgotgame]

sounds like someone who has been through this interview before. honestly I hate that part of dating. I dont even do that anymore. I'll figure out what i need to know as I go. very well done!

[@willbongz1065]

"Appreciate it big dog" ima use that 😂

[@THATREALBREW]

Appreciate it big dog! Lol……that part

[@diquangrant2728]

Bruh this was my approach for 2020-21 all the way until I met my wife we been rocking for 2 yrs now married for 1 straight to the point all bs aside 😂💪🏽💯💯

[@detrickbrown7908]

Didn’t know you were raised in my hometown I salute you even more 🫡

[@ogito4389]

Nahh wtf how you spitting exactly how i’m feeling at this moment in time😭

[@NationalEligraphic]

“Cool preciate big dog”💀

[@MuhTeyOh]

“I can’t even talk”

[@alfiamador523]

Bro, I KNOW she called back. 😂

[@jerlinej3516]

I’m not this cynical (yet) but I feel you 😂

[@jonessmith9478]

I was low key like this with my wife lol. Met her in June. Proposed august. Got married a few months later. 4.5 years now with two kids lol. 😂. She actually appreciated how intentional I was.

[@Fade_ToBlack]

DAMN, this is probably the fastest I’ve heard of so far

[@MiniKodjo]

​@@Fade_ToBlackMuslims are supposed to get married before they even meet. Since its not authorized to see another woman

[@EntertainmentTadayyyy]

Having that moment right now..

[@Netzumaru]

I felt this one. This wasn’t a skit, it was live 😭

[@strawhatRIZZY]

nah this is so real wit the amount of failed talking stages I have 💀

[@AlexAtuh]

Just sent this to all my Hinge matches 😂

[@yungshobb6906]

Nahh he snapped fr😂

[@rapperfreakquency]

You dropped your crown

[@vFloater]

Happy to see you didnt chose the easy route and signed your life away your a big influence to me and the youth

[@brucejuice349]

"Cool, appreciate it big dawg" 😂

[@KaePx3]

Who hurt you?! 😭

[@ghostie7790]

oh my god you really nailed it jesus this is exactly it

[@MistahJay7]

One of the many reasons why I stopped trying the last 2 years. Its just an endless cycle of shit. Shit turns you crazy

[@Poeticdiva79]

lol I’m definitely here! I’m over all this mess. Just send my person already! But my favorite color is orange😂😂😂

[@londobellace]

Orange is in fact the best color. Ever.

[@DaGeecheeGamer]

"Didn't ask but okay" is CRAZY lmfaooooo

[@karmellla]

I hate when people make you pay for the sins of the people they dated/were talking to before you 😭😩

[@akio159]

You pay for every sin that ever happened before you no matter where you go, and it's gonna continue until you die.

[@karmellla]

@@akio159 of course, but we shouldn’t have to. People don’t have to instantly forget what’s happened to them, just realise everyone is not the same. It makes no sense to me to start dating with the mindset that it’ll be the same as last time. Sets the relationship up for failure.

[@chillaxboi2109]

​@@akio159it's part of why life is so hard. Life is hard and then every single fuck up makes it harder, it's actually funny. It's like seeing a mountain pile up

[@friendtofrogs]

Right? Last year I was interested in someone and I told them I liked them. They said they liked me too. Things kept going really slowly and I was getting confused. All of a sudden they said they wanted to just be friends. They said that they were too depressed and that it wasn't me and that I was perfect on paper. Something told me not to but I said yes. A few months ago they said they were getting back with their ex. I was basically the rebound. The problem was basically that I wasn't their ex and they wasted my time. Idk if she's worth it because she was jealous of me just from a picture of us on their fridge from my birthday weekend. Girl doesn't even know me. They deserve each other ig. I was was too good for them ijs

[@Hisagi197]

​@notaburneraccount hey I get it I was going through the same thing a girl came to my store because she thought I was cute and even told her girl friends about me long story short I got her number and we hung out a lot in the span of 3 months then I started to flirt and kissed her hand. After that she disappeared and told me months later I was perfect and it had nothing to do with me.. she was depressed told her therapist and about the situation and she feels like she actually is used to TOXICITY from her last relationship so its like I'm too good for her. But I just have no choice but to sit on the sideline and accept that. It's frustrating but it teaches you that the FOCUS ON YOURSELF KING👑🤴 matra really is true and should be followed... your going to make yourself go crazy because people in her past messed it up and now I can't have a chance because if past sins and mistakes with other people...

[@TheBlackKakashi]

Him answering everything before she says something is what kills me 😂

[@Betty_Monroe]

Dude is insane. She was patient bc I would’ve been ended the call fr lmfao 🤣 I feel yu Niles but damn let the convo flo at least. What if she would’ve said y’all was solid then turned out to be a notorious serial killer lbs. this why the tlkn stage hella important bc some folks get to tlkn and dnt know how to stfu, be spilling all the necessary beans lmao

[@ValidTop10s]

Appreciate the consistency Niles

[@letsharlemshake]

My boy tryna speedrun

[@sto3359]

This is soo cold, but on point!!

[@Tyhler1000]

Bro Just gave away all the Answers Security Questions.

[@elmoking95]

Love the self interview. Hope someone comes and gives you a real interview with well thought out questions soon. I'd love to know more about your story and all your inspirations.

[@SarangJogi]

It's crazy cuz job interviews be just like this and you be explaining yourself and they ain't even listening. They just get off on asking you repetitive sh*t.

[@Shaqt0418]

Bruh this is crazy 👏🏿

[@AnotherBlackGuy100]

Niles used his psychic gas station powers to answer every question and just needed a solid decision at that moment. The information given should have sufficed in forming a response to help Niles appropriate his time.

[@Dis2good]

Facts! What do you want cuz I’m busy! 😂

[@kennymanuel4980]

Nikes said “Appreciate you big dog” 😂😂😂😂😂