When Your Ex-Husband Loves Milk & Not Brushing His Teeth???

hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!!
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[@intuitivelyguided9495]

Calling it quits on day 4 of your period is something I’ll just simply never stop doing

[@twoidiotgirls]

it’s the only way

[@two_5]

fr like that shit needs to wrap it up im sick of it by day two

[@Logan-if7eh]

the fucking high pitched voice drew does sends me into a different ORBIT it’s so fucking funny 😭😭😭

[@kimberlyaldaba8184]

“WHAT WAS THAT” 😭😂 I love when drew says shit in that voice it gets me every time 😭

[@GabrielJGuzman]

3-4 rotisserie chicken girl and the guy who drinks 2-3 gallons of milk a week is the running inside joke from now on chat🤣💀

[@jade_maus_]

This episode just continued to confirm that Julien Solomita not being able to tell Sandra Bullock Anne Hathaway and Julia Roberts is so valid

[@b00ooshrooms13]

The fucking EDITTSSS with the doors 😂😂😂

[@whatthehellbob]

It is alarming how many men aren’t brushing their teeth! I thought my ex was the only disgusting one!

[@twoidiotgirls]

😭

[@dandavids769]

Lmaoo I just noticed that in a Cinderella story they were making fun of her for working at her dad’s diner when the coolest guy in school worked at his dad’s car wash😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahaha

[@angelica.mercedes]

Duuuude, on the subject of dry tampons. When Drew said might as well shove a toilet brush up there I gasped because, I’m a rad tech student and we JUST seen a CT scan of a patient who shoved a toilet brush up their ass. And guess what!?!?? It was an older man. Its always old men rediscovering themselves and it’s so CRAZY😂😂😂

[@emileewolverton2572]

Stopppp the tonsil stone & sound effects had me crying at 7 am 😂😭

[@pandagworl06]

i listened to that part during work and i was trying not to laugh loudly, i was almost on the floor LMAO

[@gabeknight3486]

Heyooo, I just broke up with my bf, Ty for posting! Edit* I'm very sad:(

[@laurenashley90]

You’re doing great sweetie!!

[@izzacbolzman3020]

Me too girl

[@Emihim3]

Period

[@renr4056]

times heals all wounds. this community loves and supports you !! you got this !!!!

[@gorditasmith7268]

Chin up, better things await you! I promise 🎉

[@maggyny253]

Booger pants, creamy mouth with morning breath and a milk mustache, AND cheated on her. That’s the four horses of the apocalypse fam

[@nylahhi]

The amount of times I free bleed at the end because I’m done wasting tampons is atrocious.

[@mariellerocks24]

Omg the edits for this episode are killing me. 😂 please continue

[@twoidiotgirls]

s/o to our editor 🫡

[@stephaniecruz3164]

THE TWINKLE TOES SOUND EDIT IM SCREAMMMINGGGGG 😂🤣🤣😭🤣😂

[@salinabydonie]

The visuals and sound effects with the bathroom doors are elite. 🤣

[@shore871]

I love watching Johnny Bravo! The whole show is just Johnny harassing women then getting his ass beat by said women. A real pleasure to watch 😌 Love y'all and can't wait for part 3 of hearing about men with teeth wearing mittens as Drew mentioned in part 1 🤢

[@Sam_virgo_96]

“I’ll get a DC” *waiter brings a comic book* was the first thought that came to my brain 😂

[@daphl00]

IM IN TEARS OVER THE VANITY PLANET 😭😭

[@chelslynn96]

Heavy on the "anything can be a charcuterie board if you put your mind to it" LOL throwing random shit together is so goooooood

[@alissa.nicole]

THE TANA REFERENCE LMAOOOO

[@samanthapadgett2594]

Not the BLEACH AND TONE 😂😂😂😂

[@selenajustine2975]

i did the monologue of Megan from Bridesmaids when she's at Annie's house giving her the motivational talk with all the stolen party favor dogs 😂 my drama teacher loved it lol

[@AbbyWellner]

I don’t usually comment on stuff but the vanity planet convo had me cracking tf up

[@courtneywiliams1186]

the tonsil stone bits with all the edits have me screaming😭😭😭

[@ApolloAzraelSpektra]

Girl, I promise you, Polynesians aren't meant to have hot chips. My sister got ulcers from em growing up.

[@twoidiotgirls]

DONT PUT THIS CURSE ON US 😭

[@ApolloAzraelSpektra]

@@twoidiotgirls I'm so sorry sis.... I'll pray for your reflux. 😌🙏🏾

[@onlykennedi]

THE TONSIL STONES OMG 😭🫠

[@buibear88]

I never think to order apps or dessert cuz some of us grew up poor yall!! 😭😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

girl we did too lmao We use our adult money on appys now lol

[@anekaespinoza]

This episode I can’t stop laughing!! The animations of drew in the bathroom yelling!! But the poop launch!! 😂 I was crying!!

[@idraelbussy5712]

"We've partnered with Dawn to save your underwear" hahahahahha 😂😂😂😂

[@tammy2022]

He asked me to shave my arm hair and I stayed lolllllll he’s long gone now

[@naomiguzman1882]

“Claro que si, porque no los dos” HAD ME GONE LMFAOOO 1:00:06

[@RiffRaf_]

Drew, banking professionals call IRAs "eye-rahs" (opened IRAs for 6 years 🤚)

[@ayannareyes8734]

THE ZOOMIES WERE OFF YHE CHAIN TODAY!!!!😂😂😂 the period talk had me on the fucking floor and I was driving home from work soooo yea HILARIOUS!!! I will henceforth only be referring to my period as a Michelob Ultra

[@amearahhhhhh]

Anaheim is 714 and 657, 949 is more south OC

[@luzochoa867]

4:52 immediately thinking about ‘I Think You Should Leave’. don’t forget to give 😏

[@mavitaylormusic]

I have never laughed this hard at an episode I am crying

[@mochilabonilla857]

Modelo does have a light now!❤❤❤❤

[@user-dh9kp1xg8l]

I'm crying laughing abt the phosphoric gas periods at work😂😂. Heavy flow girls rise up ✊️

[@KZesty]

I never order a drink unless I'm splurging cause those things are so expensive for no reason

[@nanamijoon]

I could listen to you both talk for HOURRRRSSS!!!

[@alyssain6285]

The door during the tonsil stone bit I cantttttt

[@jazmynjolie]

No cus I gotta give props to the editing this episode I WAS DYINNNNNNNG 😭

[@vnyxbtch]

The way I'm incapable of doing chores without you guys playing in the background in concerning

[@NickiIsBeazt]

THE DOOR GOING BACK AND FORTH I FUCKING CANT

[@karinavenegas2475]

LMAOOO IM LOVING all the special effects lol

[@alisonbellew8355]

This whole video had me CACKLING!!!

[@alyssadelrey4197]

I TELL NO TALES HEADASS LMAOOOOOO

[@stormyhogle7701]

the editing and visuals are absolutely killing me

[@Tmoney972]

this was a giggly one I loved it

[@nicolerisell3871]

OMG DEIS READ MY GLEN POWELL COMMENT ON THE POD! This is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

[@htowwn]

This show never fails to make me laugh out loud in my quiet ass office, thank you 😂🙏🏼

[@bigramenvibes]

love them quoting Tana omg

[@samrodriguez3117]

the amount of times my jaw dropped over these confessions😭

[@franceskarae]

This whole episode had me cackling I love y’all

[@karinaxo3442]

oh! My story was first AND YESSS ITS REAL & he LITERALLY told my parents everything & they were so confused. He was 27 at the time 😭😭😭

[@meaghankobiella9033]

I listen to this podcast during my drives and work but if there’s one moment I am TUNED IN it’s Drew’s 👁️👄👁️ moment

[@planety2k]

THE DOOR 😭

[@samuelbaumgardner7166]

Hi girls. This is what I needed after work. I’m really looking forward to cracking up 🤪🤪

[@veronicaabreu6760]

If I am the only one ordering a soda and the rest order water ill ask for it too 🤣

[@user-qg4vc7rk5c]

SHOUT OUT TO THE CHRIS FLEMING LOVE

[@alib687]

Forever petitioning for the Caleb + Brittany exstravaganza

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

46:10 this brought back HARD memories of my ex sending me a sad, breakup country song and proudly saying "this makes me think of you

[@jolpretendseagle]

Not me refreshing the last 7 minutes 😭😂

[@caroline42022]

Wow y’all I don’t like to order soda 😂 water & house marg for meeeeeeeeeee!! I’ll save calories for the liqua

[@isamoore]

right on time again ladies.

[@Nadia-1012]

SLAYYY needed this 💗🫶🏽

[@Goodnight.Blondie]

Perfect bed time listen..thank you once again

[@maddiepezzi2934]

LOVED the editing this week sm much fun hehe

[@abigailbaldwin8961]

The way y'all upload so early is the best. Truly, my favorite way to start my morning while getting ready for work is listening to your pod 😌

[@reveriepisces]

This episode made me so happy and nostalgic, love u queens

[@Selenajuanita]

Editing was so funny this ep 🤣🤣

[@jbone877]

Love you, ladies

[@notavailable179]

I stop wearing tampons immediately after having my 1st, I dont know why but it scared shit out me lol

[@marinarosnau1250]

the title made me chuckle

[@novatm13]

My family always asks for water for everyone before anyone orders anything. So we usually have water + a soda or juice. Most of the time the waters go untouched anyway but its always there just in case 😂

[@karinaxo3442]

you guys make my week ❤ happy Tuesday friends

[@AliVanSickle]

Hahahah thank you for reading my comment, I'm crying 🤣

[@AdrienEarley]

needed this

[@louisa274]

Always a great laugh fams ❤😂

[@LittleBirdASMR]

I was scream laughing with you through the entire video😂😂😂😂 loved this episode

[@mayatinoco835]

I worked at a credit union and people say Ira like its a word and i was also trained to call it that lol

[@mechaelalapuaho226]

Yooo not even the cheeto burning could stop me lmao Imma die a happy woman😂 MEAL PREPPING HOT CHEETOS!!!!!😂😂 Low key I might need to consider that because like Deison I definitely have no control if I just have the whole bag😂

[@Lunaasummerr]

This episode had me dyingggggg laughing in my car ride to work.

[@stupidharrygirl]

This podcast is everything to me U DON’T GET ITTTT

[@oliviakot7972]

Them edits cracked me up 😂

[@jayv0000]

42:51 But what if Harry Daniels serenades you drew 🫣🫣🫣

[@alyssageoghan3558]

Another ep making me laugh out loud

[@lowkeylola88]

the period rant at the beginning as i sit here miserable on my period 😔😔

[@littlevenom]

The sound effects are making me laugh a lot

[@nadiasmith8752]

You better stand only having water or only having soda 😂

[@LydiaBrubaker]

as a former madrigal kid i totally agree lmfao

[@evafischer6849]

Will you two be posting Drew's standup set? I'd love to see it!!

[@emmatrudell7302]

YEEESSS KEV AND RYAN I feel like no one knows who they are besides my best friend brother and I!! You saying you think I my brown girls watched that makes me feel even more seasoned 😫😫

[@katel9038]

speaking of being serenaded, i went on a first date with this singer dude and he asked if he could sing for me. it went on for way too long and even worse, it was an original…

[@katel9038]

we did not go on a second date

[@haileyeremia6911]

Lmao not me bleeding through today because I said wrap it up

[@tammy2022]

This is also my comfort podcast

[@letonacrystal]

I def have a corona lite as a Latina with a light flow 😭

[@vanessaarguello4936]

I feel like we need to start a go fund me for the girl who dated the milk non-teeth brusher. Girl, you are entitled to some compensation for your emotional trauma. 😭 This episode had me dying 😂

[@vantabllack]

This will be the last time I listen to this podcast on the bus-holding in my bursting laughter 😭