When Your Friend's Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible

[@MaiaCVideos]

this was actually filmed with hidden cameras. katie is not acting, this is just what she does on weekends.

[@mrdood6209]

I keep wondering why Katie almost always ends up the psycho/weirdo in any skit... This explains everything

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear maia

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

That sounds about right

[@mrdood6209]

can someone get me a Lunatic ----> English translation please?

[@thomasnixon8686]

Those are some pretty high quality hidden cameras positioned at the perfect angles to simulate a comedy sketch.

[@IcyAuron]

This one makes me feel genuinely bad for Katie, especially considering she's the only one trying!

[@jellyplayz687]

Idk. Just thinking about that high school baseball game but with the genders swapped. Male Katie talking about going to a random softball game. Yikes.

[@reversed2489]

@@jellyplayz687 I mean, I totally forgot that baseball in schools meant a men's game

[@random_dragon]

Katie is just genuinely suggesting things that she's been wanting to do, or stuff she likes, and they're all putting her down. :(

[@BeaDSM]

@@jellyplayz687 I'm not sure there's anything wrong with that either? Some people just like sport.

[@_minty_fresh_]

Trying to come up with weekend plans, or trying to act?

[@Rosemary-ql4hk]

Pov: you’re the only one coming up with ideas but your friends keep shooting them down

[@lordzacarius642]

This happens to me way too much

[@FrancisR420]

I swear 5 minutes after this video was done they go to the f****** Jason Mraz concert.

[@GenericUserName443]

@@lordzacarius642 There is a good solution to that: Find new people to hang out with and spend less time with people that don´t contribute.

[@nghtwtchmn129]

Sounds like so many of the business meetings I have attended. Most of the time I would keep reminding myself that if you say something, you'll just drag things out longer.

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

To be fair my ideas suck

[@cru_bii]

throwback to the time when we actually had weekend plans

[@dynamowill]

Time doesn't exist while Covid is around

[@ThomasNeal]

William Kirschner I want my summer back

[@azyrael96]

My weekend plans are catching up with the work I could not get done in home office on weekdays and buying food for the week. Fun times.

[@andressotil4671]

Back in the Before fore

[@Mac90820]

Andres Sotil Yo, the new Rick and morty type show right?

[@partyjams]

At least Katie had interests she’s exploring and wanted to share them with her friends. The rest of them seemed pretty lame by comparison for not having any ideas.

[@MMau9152]

They suck

[@deupree29]

Yes thank you! This sketch was kinda painfully relatable for me. I've been in those shoes where no one has any idea at all what to do and I'm the only one trying to come up with ideas. Then when you're the only one trying and every one tears your ideas down but still won't come up with a single thing they actually want to do that I'd be willing to try for them it's just hurtful. Sorry I got way too personal with this comment.

[@dt564]

Right??

[@Tozzie50]

@@deupree29 youre right tho i can relate. really felt katie in this sketch

[@weirdverma]

@@deupree29 I understand

[@mjmaccabee7252]

The sad thing is, after five months of lockdown, Katie's suggested plans sound almost appealing. Another month, and l'll be eagerly embracing them. . . ..

[@jayhovah5621]

What country do you live in to be locked down for 5 months?

[@markwhitney3746]

tbh I would go to the unfinished quilt museum right about now

[@mjmaccabee7252]

@@jayhovah5621 San Francisco : ) We've been in shelter- in-place since mid-March. Some restaurants are open now for outdoor service, but not movie theaters, live entertainment, libraries, etc. Book stores have curbside service, but you can't go in and browse. We are not in the kind of lockdown where you need written permission or proof of essential need to leave the house. I know "lockdown" may technically be different than shelter- -in-place, but everyone here calls it lockdown.

[@jayhovah5621]

@@mjmaccabee7252 I thought by lockdown you meant you weren't back to work yet. In Wisconsin we've been open for months, I've already been to two music festivals and a few concerts. Not meaning to brag, just saying that your lockdown seems overly excessive😕

[@wavyluna5628]

@@jayhovah5621 u are going to get the coronavirus my man

[@Jack-sy8mr]

Weekend plans? “Sometimes I’ll go into the woods and yell at mushrooms, stuff like that” -Dan Gurewitch

[@xenasaur520]

Sometimes I go to the natural history museum and pretend to be one of the wooly mammoths

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

This is pretty much just Dan does his own thing

[@hogmeat4701]

I literally looked up and watched that sketch RIGHT BEFORE i saw this video

[@iam3gion204]

@ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou I'm glad I'm not the only one thats thought it sounded kinda fun. Catch me yelling at mushrooms next time I go camping

[@tylerkovalskas9780]

yelling at mushrooms? the ONLY way to spend quarantine is screaming at pickles. i hate those little b@$t@rd$!! they ruin any food that comes in contact with them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wophful]

treating katie like she's crazy but she did tell them it was katie stuff they might not like poor katie

[@chesh1re_cat]

It's really too bad they didn't bring Katie to the human petting zoo, she would have loved that

[@thadboy3267]

She would have accused them all of flirting with her... then demanded more!

[@campkira]

cov-19... you can not do any of that..

[@monkey555554]

I was honestly expecting her to be one of the humans that were being pet.

[@senza4591]

What, an orphanage?

[@foxinabox5103]

@@senza4591 basically correct...

[@Andrew-eg7fy]

"They're kinda Katie things" Cocaine. Let's do some cocaine.

[@SirManDudeGuy1]

Makes boring things fun!

[@LordMoonshadowGaGa]

Better than Mike Trapp things, which is just murder.

[@laurentiuspyo]

y u makin cocaine sound so edgy

[@campkira]

cov-19... you can not do any of that..

[@laurentiuspyo]

@@campkira wat

[@temmietemmieson6756]

Is it weird that I would want to join Katie in some activities she suggested?

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

No thats very reasonable. The concert and the sports game were "cool" ideas. Even some of the "uncool" activities would've been neat and engaging just because they were so weird (like the quilts and odd shaped people foot race.)

[@aylishmorehouse666]

I wanted to see the dairy reading

[@swiinka]

I would want to do them all, not weird at all.

[@funkypants7297]

I want to do the kissing tutorial Xd

[@walkinmn]

Right?! Competitive human centipede sounds like a good time

[@fancycuber3154]

I don’t even laugh at these sketches. I just watch them because a narrative is satisfying.

[@saeiih6104]

Honestly bro same

[@steevie9423]

I thought we would I just think it and not address it

[@Etherisabove]

It's both for me

[@MasterDanielson]

Yeah it’s not as funny as it used to be anymore

[@nanusantos1696]

I used to find CollegeHumor painfully unfunny, and i'm not sure if i like it now, or i'm just attached to the cast

[@AK-jt9gx]

15-year-old’s public reading of her 13-year-old sister’s diary sounds like it could make a pretty good skit

[@adamdernis]

100%. I hope that idea is eventually realized.

[@bill000]

I love how this sketch casually puts going to a Maroon 5 concert in the same level as going to a bar that only serves undrinkable wine.

[@shaynagoldberg4480]

wait why does the public reading of the teenage diary sound like such a fun time. pregame that and enjoy the angst

[@Rougarou99]

“When Your Friend's Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible“ Bold of you to assume I can relate to having friends.

[@campkira]

cov-19... you can not do any of that..

[@gogeterdone]

Parents: So, how was work? Interns playing the people at the petting zoo: .... good.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Parents: So what exactly do you do for work again? Actors: ...Its complicated

[@skatingpennies]

@@SurprisinglyDeep Actors: ... i'm an accountant

[@rachelrachel9152]

Those ppl's parents stopped talking to them years ago they all live in one co-op together for sure

[@henrygrace138]

Why would they ever say no to the concert

[@regularshow960]

Cause they're not into those bands apparently lol I wouldn't want to go to those either

[@dynamowill]

Depends on who's performing

[@melonman6522]

I mean that idea was reasonable at least

[@breadfan_85]

@@dynamowill the bands that she listed, I assume, is who's performing.

[@hybridbutterfly3908]

@@dynamowill Maroon 5, Jason Mraz, & The Fray.

[@814912]

I feel kind of ashamed that I'm actually really into all the bands at the "secret concert"... then again, I never have any weekend plans anyway, so I guess it's inevitable that I'm a Katie

[@nicholas8739]

There's no reason to be ashamed. It's a matter of taste. Personally, I love Jason Mraz and Maroon 5, too.

[@Garsnoos]

Don’t be ashamed, I’m into all those bands as well. There is nothing embarrassing about your music taste or anyone else’s for that matter

[@shyeline5007]

Maroon 5 are great?

[@epsiIonyx]

What a missed opportunity, they could’ve gone to the “Dumpling Festival” only to realize it was actually a “Dump Ling Festival” where it’s just a line of guys named Ling getting dunked into a water tank. Or a line of guys named Ling taking dumps in a field. maybe both

[@bighoodie4315]

A bunch of guys named Ling getting dumped by their partners

[@shinankoku2]

I love how expressive Katie is when she’s not on Breaking News ...

[@hamad2661]

I’m into Katie things

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

Cocaine?

[@danielsteger8456]

@@strawberrygoldfiish8606 Cocaine.

[@אביתרשטראוס]

the reading of a 15 year old teenage girl, by her 13 year old sister. that sounds like a family guy cutaway scene.

[@Prince_Luci]

Maroon 5 isn’t my favorite band but who would turn down tickets to a secret show with a band that plays songs you know the words to?

[@CatOmelet]

No joke - every time I watch a Katie sketch, I get an anti-drug PSA as the pre-roll ad.

[@cassie1790]

It's been almost a full year and I'm still getting them on this video

[@memento9397]

RIP Hardly Working, the Dropout shows are amazing but I'll always miss Hardly Working

[@helenemelon]

the diary reading actually sounds hilarious

[@captaingold1640]

“Museum of slow computers” “Nah, that’s boring” How dare you! I’ll have you know the centre of computing history is very entertaining!

[@asheiou]

The one in Cambridge, England?

[@trimeta]

There's also the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, CA that's pretty amazing, if looking at slow computers is your thing (and I can't imagine why it wouldn't be).

[@asheiou]

@@trimeta I've been to the Intel one in Santa Clara, if I'm ever in that area again I'll give it a look

[@trimeta]

@@asheiou I visited the Intel one too. To compare them, I'd say the Intel one is good for an hour or two, while the Computer History Museum has a day's worth of material. For context, after arriving when they opened I left the CHM at like 3 PM and had time left to visit both the Intel museum and the NASA Ames Research Center gift shop (the latter really isn't worth it, trust me) that afternoon, and I still drove back to the CHM at the end to catch a bit more time there before it closed.

[@asheiou]

@@trimeta that's really interesting! If I'm ever back in the USA I'll make sure to go down to the CHM

[@TheSimpleThief]

I hate how many of those things I'd probably find interesting.....

[@baameows]

I just wanna see the museum of slow computers...

[@AnelFissures]

Honestly 90 percent of them personally appeal to me

[@clarkgood8884]

Are you a flock of pigeons in a trench coat?

[@TheSimpleThief]

@@clarkgood8884 Everyone keeps asking that and really I have no idea why? What would give someone such an absurd idea like that? What? I mean really... just really... that's silly... you're silly... such a silly question....

[@clarkgood8884]

@@TheSimpleThief that’s unfortunate, I happen to be a seagull (Boris_The_Seagull on tiktok) and I was planning with a penguin to take over the world. Too bad you’re not a bird too that could help us...

[@ArrowHead944]

The final episode of Hardly Working. Rest in Peace

[@christiandavis7924]

The last normal college humor sketch, rip

[@garretsimpson4924]

1:05 I thought she said “museum of unfinished quotes” I was like. Don’t know why there’d be a museum dedicated to that but that sounds fun to me. It’d be like cards against humanity and you complete each unfinished quote with a funny answer and see who’s got the most laughs.

[@ADHDnD13]

I'm going to need a blood transfusion from how deep that Mr. Vegetable cut is tho

[@noahshandler]

Everyone should just be nice to Katie her ideas weren't even bad

[@aly2222]

No joke. Katie's suggestions sound waaaaaaayyyyyyy better than anything in my area...

[@HouseOfDoo]

Real people??? In a real location??? What sort of sorcery is this???

[@asheralcantara1458]

I think they have pre recorded sketches just in case. Maybe they pulled this from their drafts 🤷‍♀️

[@andrebrynkus2055]

Sam said that he had months of sketches to release. This was shot before the company fired pretty much everyone EXCEPT for Sam and then Covid hit.

[@asheralcantara1458]

ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou You right you right 😎

[@Beefanney]

me being in reno right now: 👁👄👁 when’s the festival

[@thiefofthursday]

Why does the museum of unfinished quilts sound kinda cool lol I'd go there

[@dsgrbrowne1]

I wanna be Katie's friend. All her ideas are gold.

[@jamesmayfield5515]

This makes my first day of online school more bearable.

[@Duelkitten]

She did warn them at the start, what did they expect. At least she had ideas I'll give it that.

[@MadameTamma]

Damn plague has shut everything down and kept me in doors for so long that I'd legit do a lot of Katies ideas.

[@bluesansball3707]

This sketch is only 4 minutes but it feels like an hour

[@Poagoo]

This is the last true Collegehumor sketch uploaded to this channel that isn’t apart of some series or compilation.

[@ShorinRyu74]

RIP

[@stickersonalaptop7439]

The fashion show with latex gloves...they knew

[@Finnishmanni]

"do you really do cocaine" Katie: Of course not, my god. Hmmm sounds little bit sus. She called the guy her god.

[@Anton_Konstantynokowianeczka]

To the person who went to this video in the first 2 minutes just to dislike the video ur legally a dedicated hater

[@AntiGravityC9]

The sketch was pretty repetitive and stretched for time (which is also true for most of their "in-office argument" sketches). They really only have 10-15 seconds of actual content that they put at the end of the videos as a punchline, and then come up with pretty hit-and-miss banter to fill out the typical 3-4 minutes before it. So really the experience is more like sitting through 3 minutes of a pre-roll ad to watch one vine/tiktok.

[@comments_very_nice]

@@AntiGravityC9 plus the new cast is best at filling quotas. the last funny additions were raph and ally

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@comments_very_nice The last additions were Tao and Lily. They're okay. Lou (the pudgy Black guy) is not in many sketches but is good in Dimension 20. Carolyn is the "straight man" serious character in these sketches

[@xxmemestar69xx82]

Anti-Gravity then why exactly do they watch it only to dislike it?

[@AntiGravityC9]

I don't understand this obsession with not having your videos disliked, or caring so deeply about the reasons some random dude on the internet decided to click a button intended for leaving feedback. Disliking doesn't mean "I hate you and everything you do, I'm going to ruin your like ratio and I don't want to see your content ever again", it just means they didn't find this particular video a good use of their time after watching some of it. You can't satisfy absolutely everyone's tastes with every video, it is inevitable that it will happen. Some channels avoid or limit such situations by having different types of videos clearly marked in the title (this could be a series called something like "Office Banter" or something). That way a large channel with many subscribers can satisfy a large variety of tastes in cases where people subscribed for a particular series/sketch type. The videos will definitely get less views, but only the ones who actually want to see that type of content will watch it.

[@Woodshadow]

I love all of Katie’s ideas

[@dakin2958]

“The museum of slow computers” sounds actually interesting.

[@dakin2958]

Vae Vobis well I’ll probably end up in an office job anyway.

[@vishmaster09]

This actually happens a lot in real life where 1 person is the only one giving suggestions and everyone else is shooting them down but not adding anything to the table.

[@swiinka]

I love Katie's ideas! Katie, ditch that sad little bunch of lazy moaners, I'll go with you!

[@liamross340]

i unironically liked most of her ideas

[@lenjonxiii]

Ok but I need to see more of this human petting zoo

[@Tauva]

The final Hardly Working episode.

[@dfishmosaad7421]

What's wrong with long legs and short torsos? :-(

[@reversed2489]

That's a pretty body type. I mean, all bodies are great imo. But, aren't models usually the type of people you see with those dimensions?

[@YMasterS]

I think the idea was supposed to be that they don't have those proportions, but Katie does, so it makes sense for her, but not for them.

[@aps-pictures9335]

Way better than short legs long torsos for sure!!

[@jayhovah5621]

@@reversed2489 no models are height and weight proportionate, symmetry is beauty. Women models with long legs are often over 6 feet. With Katie's proportions they should have the same length of legs and still be average height.

[@KCIsMe]

@ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou spongebob doesn't have long legs and a short torso lol

[@elizabethburris532]

Honestly, I would go to most of those. Museums about specific things are usually very interesting, and all the other activities are unique and could lead to a fun time with the right attitude

[@SquareGrills]

I would be down for 80% of those

[@ferrieddog2200]

Happy Birthday Mr.Vegetable

[@nathancarey-craddock7237]

Did they just remake "Dan does his own thing" ?

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Kinda I think, but it's great.

[@syahmimuqri2431]

Bold of you to assume i have any plans for weekend

[@franvdf]

None of these are possible this year. Like, they ACTUALLY sound tempting after hermitting for 6 months. But no, not even these are options. Thanks, Covid.

[@renatocorvaro6924]

To be fair, she definitely opened with, "My plans aren't really for everyone."

[@CMichaelEH]

prove me wrong: Katie is the best thing that has ever happened to CH

[@thorwhoisacat]

This is the most recent sketch thats about the cast of college humor working in the office. Theyve had a few animated shorts and one short with the cast in a different scenario but other then that zip

[@glotyofblongre3691]

My friends plans are to stay inside and wear a mask, so not that different really.

[@coolbrotherf127]

Why would they wear a mask if they are just staying inside?

[@onyxstyx9552]

@@coolbrotherf127 because our sleep paralysis demons demand that we do

[@greenredblue]

I notice you didn't specify what kind of mask... Or any other clothes. You have weird friends.

[@onyxstyx9552]

@@greenredblue No, what's wrong with an orgy between friends?

[@johnfritz2310]

That concert seemed like a banger

[@zoeyclarks7609]

My friend an I were talking about his dogs and as soon as the “human was petting zoo” came up my friend sent me “spoiled animals” perfect timing

[@Atar.comm01]

I really hate when all of my friends put all the pressure on me to come up with what to do and I’m always like what about you come up with some damn idea

[@kallenkozuki9392]

Can we get a compilation of every “Katie does cocaine” vid?

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Good idea!

[@alyssa2807]

There is one of those I’m pretty sure

[@kallenkozuki9392]

Alyssa Marasco No, I checked.

[@dinaradika2]

Just katie thing

[@saeiih6104]

College humour hits differently, even when I don’t laugh I’m having fun, these are my go to background music videos!

[@tfj1800]

Soo good to see ch back at it again

[@sandeeepkiran1130]

Katie sounds interesting af, I wanna do all of those things

[@rachelrachel9152]

I'm so afraid that we may never learn a satisfying amount of information about mr vegetable now

[@JehRehMyUh]

HER-O-INE. HER-O-INE. HER-O-INE. Dang, it didn’t happen...

[@mitchmineshafter]

I mean that first idea was pretty good

[@whydoIneedahandleforYT]

As someone living in Reno, I really, really wish we had a dumpling festival.

[@Creoma]

College Humous Forgiveness

[@Mishkafofer]

OK, now I understand why KZbin doesnt recommends new College Humor videos to me. Yep, I looked intentionaly for new stuff and saw this. Hhmmmm

[@Creoma]

my plans are just watching youtube videos.

[@Life_and_Gaming]

Ngl that diary suggestion sounds hilarious and I’d go

[@terriberri87]

They all dump on her ideas but don't put anything forward themselves. I'd go with Katie to those things :)

[@objectobject6172]

2:31 He returns!

[@jknw7033]

I feel kinda bad for Katie.

[@moonbunny0]

When Raph started clapping and snapping, that killed it for me, lol.

[@fishiboys6355]

crazy, i’m on my way to a competitive human centipede match rn

[@ballpitstalenugget44]

Me too! See you there 😛

[@MammaApa]

Katies face is so much fun. I hardly even listen to the words. I'm on the face ride.

[@vatsalcon8164]

Let’s go minute gang

[@realrunningdog_5812]

Vatsal con MINUTE GANG

[@vatsalcon8164]

RealRunningDog _ lets gooo baby

[@Anton_Konstantynokowianeczka]

Yes

[@morsine]

xD

[@vatsalcon8164]

Mantas Krisciunas yessir

[@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843]

Dude, her plans sound awesome. Mine are cleaning the house, staring at the wall for 14 hours daydreaming, and getting bullied by a small animal....

[@The50thCanadianKiwi]

4th Edit * 3th

[@aquwin0]

I'm just saying as a quilter that unfinished quilt one sounds interesting. I'd love to see how they were made and the process that they were going through.

[@nl2935]

first, and im paige vanzant.

[@henrywood1304]

There should be an hourlong cut of this that’s just Katie listing a bunch of terrible ideas

[@FitTrend-2k]

28th

[@Actkoolalways]

I can't believe this channel still sort of exists! Its been years! What have I missed?

[@aquacat2679]

Omg 22nd comment

[@michellelee8933]

I'm so sick of my family by now that I'd even go to the museum of unfinished quilts alone.

[@graysamsung8983]

I wish there were a museum of slow computers. :/

[@DenderFriend]

Honestly the first idea sounded unironically really good.

[@totalweirdo8538]

It's been almost a year since I've seen anyone. All of these sound incredible.