When Your Substitute Teacher Is Asian

The Latte joke is Jimmy Carr's. Legend.
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[@emeraldminer4717]

When Steven dad is a substitute... “Don’t do drugs... too expensive.”

[@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826]

lol, that's way you don't see Asians on drugs!😆

[@dormy6209]

@@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826 nope drugs in the PH is a big problem

[@ABc-wf4ry]

@@dormy6209 drugs in the pornhub?

[@reznovvazileski3193]

I can get you crackcocaine 23% off if you become doctor

[@irsyad9802]

@@ABc-wf4ry LMAOOOOO

[@ucbrowser2447]

"I said find X not find your last brain cell" "No when you get the number you divide not disappoint" That's a lotta damage

[@kabob0077]

Every hit a Crit, because those fucking HURT!

[@user-xh3fz3hc5s]

666

[@gamingjedi52]

Ooof

[@eesaabhayat4652]

that is so funny

[@cardboardtruck1009]

Failure

[@Colmleft]

“When you get the number, you divide not disappoint” is a powerful argument 😂

[@michaelriegler2594]

I had to turn the video off I was laughing so hard when he said that

[@rays1.14]

2:05 “When He Was Young He Used To Be Scared Of His Own Fart” Had Me Dead 😂

[@ckmoore101]

I actually heard “When he was young he used to be scared of his own fat" It's actually almost as funny!

[@kevinc9597]

@@ckmoore101 same.

[@chrislevack405]

Why did you caps every word...?

[@KoogleKhrome]

“I said find X, not find your last brain cell” This line is just too damn good.

[@shaheerahmad9697]

i thought he said pencil

[@doriangreg1601]

I loved the divide not disappoint 😭😭

[@elainad6728]

Oh damn 🤣🤣🤣

[@ForumcoldiArchon]

ah he said X yea that makes more sense than "find eggs" the dialect makes those 2 hard to differ

[@Phantom-hl3tc]

this sounds like the shit my actual teacher would say

[@steveplay1132]

“Don’t do drugs. They are too expensive” Why didn’t I get this type of advice from my parents?

[@theyarjay]

True

[@dragoni_penguin]

holy shit thats a good point

[@AyWoo69]

I was just about to comment that, until I saw someone else did. So if I did... it would look like I copied u :l

[@aliceyue1754]

That was some God-tier stuff

[@iameye2200]

Lmao

[@sottozen]

Let me tell you what I say to all aspiring actors: VENTI LATTE WITH CARAMEL PLEASE!!!! LOOOOLLL

[@KasperPlayGames]

Bro got a like from Steven HE woww

[@wilbysooooot]

"You didn't know you had a butt" had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FunTimesHere]

Same but not.

[@julieanna8495]

I actually laughed out loud at that line.😂😂😆🤣

[@m.o6294]

Me too!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@absnobody]

it got me completely off guard too 😂😂😆

[@EVERYWHERE_MAN]

“Dont do drugs it’s too expensive” Your saying the right things for the wrong reasons

[@jackmario6471]

unless you rich buy all the drugs

[@chainuser7401]

@@jackmario6471 👀

[@ZayGzz08]

facts

[@jackmario6471]

@Emmanuel Abera thanks but I purposely did that

[@JustthesameJn]

@Emmanuel Abera this is KZbin. Not an English lesson.

[@Initiator1]

"When I was nine years old, I was twenty five." -Steven Dad Also Steven Dad: "We the Asian not the Bsian"

[@sabakunogaara9827]

Kinda slow to get but somehow manage to get it

[@Initiator1]

@@sabakunogaara9827 good job on getting the joke!

[@nathgibs03]

He broke the third wall. He's playing a 25yr old and a 9yr old

[@Grassmpl]

Yeah and the difference completes a squared Pythagorean triple.

[@RishabKhuba]

Well this is the job requirement these days 😂😶😑

[@sebytro]

"When I was your age I was walking uphill on one foot, my other foot was starting a business." I almost died laughing on this.

[@KfirGdaliaMoldavsky8902]

This man doesn't need an oscar. The oscar needs him

[@han2134]

"When I was 9, I was 25." Oh! Age wasn't invented yet at the time.

[@spheric-sama5707]

Waiting for someone to get r/woooshed

[@bobdebuilder6937]

Understandable, have a nice day

[@mrzurst2715]

Or was it?

[@chainuser7401]

oh that makes sense! i understand now

[@hazzal0789]

3 2 1 comment gets 2k likes in 20 weeks

[@Rocketrobinson6790]

"When I was nine years old, I was twenty-five" -Stevens Dad

[@CrispPotatoE]

Lmao

[@akalifunni]

Failure

[@basicallystupid7080]

lyfe

[@josephbanks1691]

umm more than stevens dad i assure you...

[@lyra1336]

The quick math don't add up

[@Righteous1ist]

Steven's friend: This is Spanish class. Steven's dad: NUMERO UNO.

[@Nostromo2144]

Nearly pissed myself lol!

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

“I had to walk up hill on one foot! My other foot was starting a business!” 😂 that is the best “Up hill both ways” story I’ve ever heard

[@dragoni_penguin]

"When you get the number you divide, not disappoint." My 4th grade teacher said to multiply and then add, and then my 5th grade teacher said to add then multiply.

[@StevenHe]

Ooof

[@Jenit]

4th grade teacher was right, the 5th grade teacher was such a *failure*

[@anshukandulna1844]

You should've left the school with such teachers

[@MrEmperor96]

Are you sure your 5th grade teacher didn't have brackets around the addition 🤔

[@nclegend1300]

@@moonlacis you dumb kid bodmas and pemdas both applies to multiply and then to do addition

[@Stien58_]

“Don’t do drugs, they too expensive” *Task failed successfully*

[@jazz8388]

😂😂😭😂

[@babyboysmooth1353]

Unless you start up a profitable drug business, then you can get 19% off

[@rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZvVk3idmpebY9U

[@sid2112]

@@rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207 am I gonna be mad for clicking this? Cause you don't want me getting mad when I click that..... I'm coming for you in your dreams, bitch. ( Rick and Morty)

[@lenkagamine6121]

Rich kids: don't mind if I do

[@hetalialover4ever]

*Jo Jo poses* “Is that a calculator? What daa hell, are you high!?” I can’t 🤣

[@pearlvongpusanachai5942]

Hilarious 😂! As a Chinese descendent, I understand that when my parents said to me ‘dumb child’, it’s an affectionate way of saying ‘cute child’ (傻仔，傻女）. I asked my parents why they called me dumb when I started to understand Chinese, and they explained it to me. I went on to study Chinese and they were right, it’s traditionally used this way in the Chinese language. Well, at least I know my parents used it that way, they were wonderful parents.

[@ikawba00]

How is "dumb" equal to "cute" ? I'm sorry but no matter how I see it it comes off as an insult and proof of not being loved.

[@IAmebAdger]

@@ikawba00 Plenty of people use traditional insults as terms of endearment. "Come hug me, you big dumbo!" "Give us a kiss, you little shit!" "Oh, come here, my little idiot!" "Come on, you cunts, let's party!"

[@abdu8359]

“You know what I say to aspiring actors? Venti latte with caramel please” Omg...

[@bluestories7816]

I was looking for this comment and yeah its a great moment

[@Rexendo]

Sorry I don't understand:(

[@shankarr4276]

@@Rexendo he saying that aspiring actors go to work at cafes

[@Rexendo]

@@shankarr4276 Hahaha lmao, I just got it. Thx bro, I just feel left out when I don't get something and others do

[@abdu8359]

@@Rexendo It’s no problem! I’m happy you were able to join in on the fun!

[@inlovewiththatpanda1532]

"Don't do drugs... It's too expensive" Now that's called good counseling.

[@luckyhazard156]

For the wrong reasons 😂

[@inlovewiththatpanda1532]

@@luckyhazard156 true~

[@rmfth]

yes

[@generalharness8266]

@@luckyhazard156 Not really. Its bad for you is not measurable, its expensive is far more tangible.

[@snifey7694]

Haiyaa, cocaine cost 200 dollar for 3 grams Not worth it

[@brook.53]

“If you want to be failure, be failure, just don’t do drugs” Ok, finally a good message “Too expensive” Valid.

[@taylorswiftie201]

“I said find x, not find your last braincell!” “FAILURE!” “No, no, when you get the number, you divide: not disappoint!” “STOOPID!” As an Asian student, I can guarantee you that’s exactly how Asian teachers are 😭🤚

[@Moshuun]

“When I was 9 years old, I was 25” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@dksm1939]

💀💀💀

[@akumu0000]

Uhh, I'm nine years old. And my mum says I'm nearly teenager when she clearly knows that in my country people are teenagers until eleven to fifteen. To tell the truth I'm the top student of every class of mine, my mum appointed me an online handwritting teacher. And my handwritting's the best in my class.

[@horror__sans]

@@akumu0000 That’s impressive. I’m a little older than you and I need to work on some things, but I’m pretty good.

[@Mimi-er5km]

💀💀💀

[@SquirrelTheSquirrel]

@@akumu0000 you are on your way to being a true Asian now

[@anniewang2695]

Parent: “how would you describe your kid as” Another parent: “kind” Another another parent: “strong” Stevens dad: “A FAILURE”

[@shivakshi2253]

Edit :- Not steven's parent , All asian parents.

[@SoferPeOZN]

why tf I read that as Fayy lier

[@someweirdandrandomperson8663]

Or a donut

[@temakong5943]

@@shivakshi2253 that more accurate than my answer in my exam

[@cameroncallisto192]

They will never say this in front of people. Suddenly they whip out the most minor achievement like it’s your teacher writing your report card note

[@TheOfficialMusicGenix]

1+1 = 2 And that how you get 7.44

[@robTCGZ]

"so stupid he got a B in Lunch" I NEED to use that!!

[@oisinkelly7189]

“When I was 9 years old I was 25” - Asian substitute teacher - 2021

[@Salmanul_]

You were 9 years old*

[@oisinkelly7189]

@@Salmanul_ no it’s when I was nine years old I was 25

[@kanthatchayaphan5309]

@@oisinkelly7189 no it was when nine years old i was climbing a mountain on one foot and my other foot was making a business. Ur such a *FAILURE*

[@slim531]

more like every asian ever

[@brandonseto4524]

Back when he was a kid, aging wasn’t invented yet

[@cheetoe5539]

''Steven so dumb that when he was younger he was scared of his own farts.'' Stevens dad- 2021 ''He didn't even know he had a but'' Also Stevens dad- 2021

[@313Yuta]

How the hell does this not have more likes

[@winnieway27]

what da hell? he not know he have a butt what a failure

[@HabitualDeep]

@@313Yuta haiill

[@Joreoes]

imagine being scared of a gas. *dont say failure...* *fA1lur3*

[@priscillajimenez27]

Butt 😅

[@graceblc855]

I just found this channel 3 days ago and I am glad I did, these videos are making my days much better. Been drained from work this past few weeks and I am having a much needed laughs from these skits. Thank you Steven!

[@ditzydoo04]

“Today I teach you the quadratic formula.” “This is Spanish class…” “… NUMERO UNO,”

[@intergalacticdegengypsy6135]

We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.

[@deathwisher3924]

you should nickname her Low Blow XD

[@mastertuhinbaruah9614]

i thought of a funny joke but i give my respect too your teacher...miss Lo..

[@user-wy2gl1xw8k]

。。。wow

[@Barb.u]

Teacher goals

[@lildyo]

Damn that lady’s impressive. Good on her for not taking shit from kids lol

[@Poqqers]

"today i teach you the quadratic formula" "this is spanish class..." "numero uno"

[@Ana-tv4in]

What does that mean

[@Ag0404]

@@Ana-tv4in it means number one in Spanish

[@--------04]

@@Ag0404 Also in italian, so for a second I was so confused

[@vkarlsen1992]

Lmao XD

[@ibelieveinmininejisupremac3012]

UNO grab a 2 cards

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

“Don’t do drugs! It’s too expensive.” That’s a better anti-drug slogan then “WINNERS DON’T TAKE DRUGS!”

[@linoiscute1325]

"so you get 7.44 " "What the fl.." "Oh you guys not used to this" Loll🤣

[@user-fi5xu8xz1k]

"Don't do drugs. They too expensive" "A calculator?! Are u high?" "You're all failure" Me to my future kids

[@jocelynmiguel3055]

same here

[@garythesnail7631]

Its true. Wasting money on getting high cos you can't cope with 'life'

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

Don't have kids.

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

@@garythesnail7631 shut up

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093]

@@garythesnail7631 😂😂

[@buddyyoda7007]

“What I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with Carmel” that is a great line

[@rodneyt72]

That one got me.

[@warsame0208]

Soo underrated don’t sleep on it

[@baronwarborn9107]

Every video has gut bursting line. That was it!!

[@sakurarayne]

That got me too. I had to pause the video

[@mixedshorts4530]

All of the lines are GREAT

[@TheEvilMrJeb]

“So dumb you failed lunch.” That one got me. Holy shit I am hurting from laughing so hard.

[@eternal_knight_]

Don’t come home until you have a permit for a business 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"I said find X, not find your last brain cell" This dude just doesn't miss.

[@justgaming0708]

Just some guy without a mouse tache

[@coolskeleton2767]

wow you got a instant heart from steve :V

[@jeasondash5626]

Found you!

[@BreadLord98]

Just some random guy without a mustache is here

[@aleksi4836]

No...not this again

[@dadensest7517]

“I said do divide not disappointed” “I said find X not find your last Braincell” I died 😂🤣

[@isislikesyou8605]

How you made this comment if your dead

[@parvdeepdeswal9407]

@@isislikesyou8605 how u still alive if ur this cringe

[@isislikesyou8605]

@@parvdeepdeswal9407 you should slap me with woosh instead not cringe

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

@@parvdeepdeswal9407 r/wooosh (yeh idc if I’m using it wrong 😑

[@parvdeepdeswal9407]

@@isislikesyou8605 that wasnt r/whooosh, cuz u know what he meant by died yet u decided to make that stupid ass comment

[@Euridyceful]

“Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive “ brilliant!!!!

[@anagram8]

😂😂😂"When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That really was parents of my old generation.

[@neetworawry8728]

The math one is really accurate, blink and you'll miss one chapter.

[@EinvolkeinreicheinYoutube]

Nah, you would miss the entire semester

[@binkerbros5683]

No in a quadratic equation you have two solutions X=9+7/2 And X=9-7/2

[@EinvolkeinreicheinYoutube]

@@binkerbros5683 what????

[@kusada3035]

@@EinvolkeinreicheinKZbin bruh, one time I was learning subtraction the next thing I know I was in college

[@laya1077_]

@@binkerbros5683 at what grade do you learn quadratic equations?

[@DeidreaDeWitt]

"Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD

[@StevenHe]

Oh that’s cute

[@StevenHe]

And yes 😂😂😂 drugs are too expensive. Don’t buy if there’s no discount

[@freetayk87]

@@StevenHe buy drugs and you become FAILURE and STOOBID

[@Muhammadfatih600]

@@StevenHe the price of drugs after this: 📉

[@nivanmajhi23]

@@StevenHe wait can you start bejing beans as a side part of bejing corn

[@LilySteph1949]

I love your videos. I'm not Chinese but my family was similar and it really gave me ptsd. Thanks for making me laugh. I don't often.

[@reneekaczynski1425]

I love the blank expression on Stephen's face when his teacher says something ridiculous. 😂

[@Toxxxll]

"I walk up a hill on one foot." "My other foot was starting a business." Those lines make me picture the days when physic wasn't invented.

[@thedivineofsin]

Back in the day when physics weren’t invented we had a countdown for the second coming of christ

[@shaggings]

Back in my day existence hadn't been invented yet

[@mhplayer]

Back in my day days weren't invented yet

[@thevolitile]

Back in my day failure was never invented yet Scary times

[@caven8692]

His foot is too smart

[@tomsawyer8591]

The joke about aspiring actors being Starbucks employees is so underrated

[@krishivmanyam9489]

It's from Jimmy Carr.

[@fahralyacoub8970]

Hello, Tom, I hope you're doing well.

[@dogecoinisgod6011]

Chupapi

[@dogecoinisgod6011]

Chuuuuuupapiiii

[@dodo23939]

yes

[@ivaolo]

Steven's skits heal my anxiety and help me with *failure management* and my *emotional damage*

[@bricklawson9745]

I love when this guy says "go start a business" in that accent 🤣

[@kamy9569]

“Steven so stupid he got B in lunch, couldn’t even make cereal” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@randomcompilations201]

That ones so good

[@KHAN.304]

Damn he just too stupid leave him alone 💀💀💀💀💀 And don’t do drugs……it’s too expensive

[@vkarlsen1992]

I'm feeling offended! Cause he gives the impression that failing at making cereal guarantees you getting a B. :-< Why did I study...

[@devanfortier800]

Sounds like half a line from a dissertation track XD

[@Jxsh.33]

@NightmareStudios depends on the quantity of cereal. Anything could be lunch it just depends how much of it you eat.

[@mmmirei]

“My other foot was starting a business” that made me laugh an unreasonable amount.

[@Foogul]

Indeed

[@I_am_bacon._.]

666th like

[@GiblesWantToHug2651]

@@nkplayz4699 lmao 🤣

[@akshatsharma9740]

@@nkplayz4699 your nail, my one hair made vibranium in real life.

[@bioactive82]

@@akshatsharma9740 your hair, my atoms made the PlayStation -8

[@JukuduB]

This is me talking to my Liberian Nieces and Nephews. This is also my elder relatives talking to me when I was younger. It's crazy how we become the generations before us. ❤

[@ilyesdaiku4870]

"My other foot was starting a business" 🤣🤣🤣

[@dawnie_ehe]

"If you want to be failure, then go be failure." "But don't do drugs." *"They're too expensive"*

[@memeteeme1571]

That’s best reason to not do drugs.

[@bluedragonfox]

That's good advice

[@No.849.]

Yaaaaaaaas

[@Skochel]

I, too, watched the video

[@bluedragonfox]

@@Skochel Then you now know drugs are too expensive

[@angrytenshi3214]

Teacher: "Don't do drugs" Also teacher: "It's expensive" Me: No no no, He got a point

[@irenejojan6956]

Mhm

[@cry9561]

What?

[@gordonfleeman]

It's true, life is expensive.

[@NoticeMeSenpaiii]

I mean, it's relative. Getting hooked on addictive stuff or doing coke every weekend will probably suck your bank account dry, but you can take a nice trip on the weekend for wayyyy cheaper than traveling. Drugs can also save you a lot of money on therapy 😅

[@jameshogge]

China would know... *cough cough* opium smuggling / opium wars

[@Vareslou]

i love the way he says "FAILURE, DISSAPOINTEMENT,...." he makes me lol everytime😂😂😂

[@renuchawla6209]

The classic “wHEn I WAS YOur AgE” love it you did this so well!

[@kridayvij]

If Steven's dad made harry potter: Hagrid: You're a faliure harry! Harry: I'm a what? Hagrid : A faliure!

[@Miollvynir]

All Dursley, no Dumbledore.

[@606films9]

Wizard: You can make anything into silver with this You go ahead and assume the rest of the joke

[@IM-jx9ly]

Thats a pretty good idea

[@humnaahmed5656]

LOL

[@Wanasek666]

A faiiiilure

[@imclueless9875]

"i tell you what i tell all actors" "Venti latte please" that had me dying. XD

[@Werepyres]

I didn't get this joke

[@imclueless9875]

@@Werepyres in short it means all aspiring actors end up working at starbucks XD

[@Werepyres]

@@imclueless9875 ooh lmfao im slow

[@imclueless9875]

@@Werepyres thats ok haha its kinda a like hidden message joke anyways :P

[@idiot9579]

Ikr

[@wolfsangel6334]

I'm currently at work and I had not seen this....🤣🤣🤣 thank you so much.

[@TerranIMBA123]

Omg thank you for this! Lights up my day 😊

[@starlighttheorist2683]

“What the flip?” “Oh, you guys aren’t used to this?”

[@crizs_noob8423]

Yes

[@mrnubbones8626]

Yes

[@caseymunyakazi1268]

No

[@Laamoooon_]

No.... But do I care?

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

No.... But do I care?

[@gustavokenzo135]

For everyone who thinks the “my other foot was starting a business” is a repetitive joke, it’s not. Because our Asian parents repeat the same thing over and over so that’s the real joke

[@komorevie]

yeah lucky for me my parents aren't like this but my friend's parents are like this but on a whole other level

[@usurpererenyeager649]

Also whats up with our parents' weird obssesion with us becoming doctors istfg I domt wanna be a damn doctor.

[@trublgrl]

@@komorevie Very lucky for you. Now bring me Chai Latte while your friend run his _successful business._ Asian student complain about pressure. Asian adult never complain about having Mercedes Benz and two high end karaoke machines.

[@sakuratree1222]

@@usurpererenyeager649 Mine was obessed with me being a lawyer. I ended up as a cook

[@xsatsuki98x]

I know xDD My dad be sayinf the same thing all over that my bros and I can complete his sentences in our head

[@manuelsousa4136]

this is pure gold man this is pure gold....you should have 10 billion subs and everybody laughing their pants off ..... wars would stop to watch this!!!...

[@nicolasmogensen8727]

"I tell you what I tell all aspiring actors, okay? Latte with caramel, please." 😂😂😂

[@deadendc1379]

" I teach you quadratic formula " "this is Spanish class" "...numero uno" makes me laugh uncontrollably all day

[@MrKVman]

Death number achieved:666

[@thetankthatnoonereallytalk5933]

Where reply

[@NuggetsDePollo]

Dato curioso: usaste el traductor de Google }=}

[@genji2191]

I saw this when that appeared lol

[@andraebruce6453]

😂😂😂😂

[@timby2383]

The Asian Grade System: A - Average B - Below tolerable C - Can your brain even work? D -Don't come home F - Find new parents!

[@Camille90332]

f for funeral xD

[@persona8439]

Idk why but i read your comment with his voice in my head.

[@ArshaanPrakashBo]

@@persona8439 Ikr

[@evilkenny338]

F simply means Failure:))

[@jameshannay7376]

A+ is for super average A is for average B is for failure C is for failure D is for failure E is for failure F is for stoooopid

[@CrazyGecko]

Please, we need more teacher like this!

[@Yuri-0.0]

You know he scared of his OWN FARTTT that really caught me off guard 😂

[@QuocDatPhung]

*My parents' grading system:* A = Average B = Bad C = Can't have dinner D = Don't come home F = Find a new family

[@dadguy8415]

For here in the Philippines its: A=Are you elon musk? B=Bravo your good👏 C=Come here lemme help you. D=Drug dealer you are drug dealer F=FIND DA MENING OF LIFE OR I SPANK U TO MANILA BAY!!

[@domsimracing8229]

For the greeks A=are you a genious B=Bery good C=Cant do BETTER? D=Do you DO DRugs? F=Fuck you no gameboy advanced fo a month

[@Egghead012]

Me: A: Awesome B: bGood C: ok D: ok F: REDO

[@Craeonkie]

What is E?

[@GlassInferno]

For GingGing and violence A = Average mark you should be getting every time B = Broomstick/belt/back of shoe C = Chainsaw D = Dynamite/Decapitation F = F in the chat

[@MC4gammer]

"Today I teach you the quadratic formula" "This is Spanish class" "numero uno" loved that one

[@irenejojan6956]

ikr and l was like in my kitchen laughing uncontrollably and my mom is like: what is there to laugh huh?!

[@anonymousdudet6489]

Same😂

[@sprocket442]

that quadratic picture was actually really helpful when I was studying for my test! Thanks Steven!

[@princekhandelwal8069]

You divide not disappoint😭😭 Failure...💀😭

[@luminosity984]

"Don't do drugs...it's too expensive" He had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@muhammadsaqib2904]

Yea, I laughed so hard

[@brandyslusher8228]

I was dead when he said “okay so today I teach you the quadratic equation “ “uh this is Spanish class” “a numero uno”

[@rosalee477]

Improve adapt and overcome. What the hell am I talking about we're all failures. 😂

[@cherylmockotr]

"equals 7.44!" HA!!! 😂

[@notkarengt3109]

@@cherylmockotr ahahahahahahha

[@justarandomgirl2064]

número uno

[@ZKris-rm6cw]

The jokes are so emotionally charged for me personally.

[@ianmcquin]

“When you get the number you divide, not disappoint”

[@N4T3_OFFL1N3]

“I said find X, not find your last brain cell” Cracked me up 🤣🤣

[@sakshimaheshwari8683]

"I said divide, not disappoint!"

[@xxmxcxx1790]

@Sakshi Maheshwari me helping my sister with homework :

[@trustyrusty6969]

Made my cracked up barely functioning lungs to laugh and break itself

[@Glitchyday]

I said Success, not Failure

[@bloffy4944]

@@sakshimaheshwari8683 nice

[@henrysun5660]

When my mom first cam to America she was confused by the concept of a calculator. She was like: “why should I calculate later, and not calculate now? So stupid.”

[@LoomiYT]

Calculators don’t calculate later. What are you talking about

[@paranoialshock2039]

@@LoomiYT hes saying that why would i caculate later not the caculator would cauculate late

[@RealSaudiExplorer]

@@LoomiYT Asians calculates in their head faster than calculator. So, calculator always calculate later for them.

[@AcTive_AK]

@@RealSaudiExplorer Apparently I'm not an Asian anymore

[@masterape1136]

Is it not a pun on calculators? Like calcu later?

[@williamgauthier1070]

Waow can’t count the number of punchline of this one, outstanding 😂 the “you didn’t know you had a butt” and “my foot was doing a business” got me 😅

[@heidi2202]

Love your stuff!! Thanks for the laughs!! 🥰 We all need more laughing right now.

[@itsthatguy5274]

“When I was 9 years old I was 25.” - I COULDN’T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

[@jz9266]

Lol

[@yxryy]

e

[@ready_get_set_go]

Asians are immortal ok?

[@bkbharathkumar1517]

"Steven is a failure that he gets B in lunch" that's too savage 😂😂

[@thisguy.-.]

I heard beat so that makes more sense

[@amineboufaida3734]

@@thisguy.-. same

[@traderdadd]

After watching theese clips, this one cracked me up. Brilliant

[@jingbarfield5918]

“1+1=2. Then you get 7.14” why is that how I explain every single math question.😂

[@dawnbreaker2793]

"When I was 9 year old I was 25 years old" "When I was walking 20 mile with left leg my right leg was doing business" *GOLDEN WORDS*

[@c.s.s.revolution5351]

It's actually 20 miles not 9.

[@shadowblade5303]

LMAO WE HAVE SAME PFP

[@Sundram.]

Literally every Asian dad be like

[@bedantagogoi2742]

Its called a foot job😂

[@PenguinShitling]

Thanks for subtitles bro im definitely blind to see what he said

[@ribow8672]

“Steven what you doing in school” “Dad I’m nine” Steven’s dad: we’ll be right back

[@ribow8672]

Nobody commented I had no idea this had so many likes

[@LaughingDaemon]

"what you guys aren't used to this?" had me laughing for hours 😆

[@nataliefuentes296]

“My other foot was starting a business”😂😂😂

[@rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207]

Steven's dad be like: Dont do drugs They too expensive My brain:"You know, He's got a point there"

[@whynot8781]

We need teachers like this in today’s public school.

[@craiga2002]

Same damn reason I never did them. No virtue, just a cheapskate. My mother calls me a German hausfrau...

[@DataLog]

I know from experience. It's unnecessarily expensive. That's making me eventually stop lol

[@arbor8445]

Where brain?

[@edwardrichtofen1252]

"How you think Mafia lose money?"

[@coderbunny5653]

"Hey son I think it's time you started thinking about college" "But Dad I'm still 9" "When I was 9, I was 25"

[@irenejojan6956]

I was like wha-

[@TipsTricksandTalents]

Shit had me dead lol

[@KitsuyuutsuR]

The response to the kid who wants to be an actor had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrissy93x]

Lmfao i love these skits so much hahaha

[@Anderrrssss999]

I’m in the middle of my piano class

[@Galaxy12Gaming]

Nice

[@Da_magicnugget]

Bruh

[@hectooooor]

Savage

[@joey_mccreight]

cool

[@DonKennyel]

Dis not ask. Is a joke bro

[@orukuroch.3355]

“When i was 9 years old, i was 25” Pewdiepie subscribers: yes

[@nerocarias842]

How does this have no replies?

[@orukuroch.3355]

@@nerocarias842 well there is one now

[@carolinefranck6155]

There are three now

[@miahan8988]

That’s right up his alley 😂😂 oml Pewds should react to this channel 🤔🤔🤔🤔 much better than TikToks

[@kiko6969]

facts

[@KikiTvT08]

"I SAID FIND X NOT UR LAST BRAINCELL" had me rolling all the way to school 1:42

[@KikiTvT08]

1:30 srry made a mistake

[@Pyrataly]

'youre finding x, not ur last brain cell' R.I.P. Steven's last brain cell