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@rashad45664 ай бұрын
It might not be good for business when a patient a better therapist than actual therapists😂😂
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Right?! LOL
@seanfraser31254 ай бұрын
OMG that twist 😂 This person is giving off major red flags but her heart is in the right place. She’s just trying to help this man she stal- err, loves and knows so much about. Really loved this one Dreamy. I’m not usually into yandere characters but this one was a lot of fun. Would love to see more of her!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Sean! :D
@frosty_09514 ай бұрын
When I saw "inappropriate" in the title, I wasn't sure what to expect. Holy hell was I not ready for that turn lol! I really loved this one Dreamy! I love how normally you play this character at the beginning. You did so well with the kind and understanding therapist tone that I was fully immersed in it being a normal therapy session. It made it all the funnier when I got blindsided by the "punt him like a football" line! I love how the story just got crazier and crazier as it went on as it was such a good contrast to the opening. I just kept laughing as it went on and wondering how I could prevent her from hurting someone. I wasn't sure when the part you warned us about would come up, but yeah I understand why the listener would be shocked lol! Love all you do Dreamy!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
I’m so glad you enjoyed the twist! I had a lot of fun with this one. Thanks for listening, Frosty! :)
@TheRealAnandSingh4 ай бұрын
_Leading us into a false sense of therapy, are we, Dreamy? May you continue to use those two knitting needles to stitch this community even closer together_ 🤍
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Those knitting needles are doing some work! :)
@markolukic78244 ай бұрын
The moment I heard the tone of "Y'a sick bastard" I knew what kind of story I was in. Professionally wouldn't approve the experience, personally made chukkkle quite a bit 😅 Thanks for the fun Dreamy and stay hidrated.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Mark! lol
@gregorycroff74434 ай бұрын
That ending was great! Way to go with the creativity! Keep having fun!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!
@Blindluck924 ай бұрын
My actual therapist is going to be asking me why I keep randomly laughing, and all I'll be able to say I'd, "knitting needles." 😂 Thanks for the audio, Dreamy.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
LOL Glad you enjoyed it, Blind! :)
@ShadowNeko18854 ай бұрын
Love the twist! ❤ great video as always!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Why thank you!
@greenonedragon73564 ай бұрын
Fantastic Audio! thank you
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you like it, Greenie! :)
@Vodyinoii4 ай бұрын
hahaha, oh man, I loved the semi-twist. I wasn't paying enough attention, just like the listener in the story, and it caught me off guard but it was great. :D I got a great deal of amusement from this character. Thanks, dreamy
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
You and me both!
@cupofearlgreytea76514 ай бұрын
Oooo, therapist audios! My favorite sub-genre!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Yay!!
@RickAltair4 ай бұрын
Huh, really gotta get to these faster than a month after uploading. This was an awesome one, really enjoyed it. 😊
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Rick! :)
@victoraponte-jh5ke4 ай бұрын
0:45 Hey, I resent you telling the truth! 😂 Thanks again for all the great performances you give, awesome stuff. 😊
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Victor! :)
@chrisleyhe90394 ай бұрын
She was as good a therapist as the neko was a good relationship advice collumnist.😆 I'm reminded of two things... 1. An old horror story (I think it was H.P. Lovecraft) in wich a man visits a mental facility not realizing that the patients had taken over. 2. An old episode of Star Trek in wich Kirk beams down to a mental facility not realizing that the patients had taken over. Cool audio Dreamy! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
@Stormcoming64 ай бұрын
Tarr and Fether
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
I like those! lol
@KhanuHydra4 ай бұрын
Best therapist ever
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Right?! lol
@blman71634 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the plot. Great audio Dream. Keep up the good work as always.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad to hear it, Blman! :)
@cooksiesmiraculous-world48234 ай бұрын
„Ya sick bastard“ I started laughing way too much at that XD
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
LOL Glad you enjoyed it!
@dnnysaur49944 ай бұрын
this made my day! thank you so much!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
I'm so glad! Thanks for listening, Dnnysaur! :)
@theirondefence4 ай бұрын
Noticed you read to comments, so I thought id say you have a lovely voice and I hope you continue the good work, these asmr's have helped me with sleepless nights. Take care 💙
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Awww thank you so much! Glad I can bring a little comfort. :)
@VegardLa4 ай бұрын
Haha i loooooove this. A part 2 would be so fun
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
It would be! I had a lot of fun with this one!
@thesmilingdeadguy28884 ай бұрын
What a wonderful and delightful therapy session. It looks like we’re outta time for now but I’d love to explore this side of you and your mindset. Please schedule your next session with the receptionist. Oh and Huey Lewis hip to be square really drowns out any of that pesky noise that some “extracurricular” activity’s cause.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Love it! LOL
@mr.vesper56594 ай бұрын
Therapy is a lot different from what I remember it being 😂
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
LOL
@loganwright54452 ай бұрын
That ending is peak!
@dreamaudiova2 ай бұрын
Glad you liked it, Logan! :)
@loganwright54452 ай бұрын
@@dreamaudiova I loved it!
@davids25514 ай бұрын
Dream therapy is the best therapy. 0:45 barely held that spit take
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Exacataly!
@DefectiveDispatchVA4 ай бұрын
The thought of my childhood bully flying across a football stadium as a ragdoll was objectively funny lol 💜💜💜
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Dispatch. I had a lot of fun with this one. lol
@DefectiveDispatchVA4 ай бұрын
@@dreamaudiova I can tell! Keep up the good work!
@christopherfleetwood52524 ай бұрын
🥾💨💨💨💨💨💨😱 waaaaaaaah!
@manuboy2144 ай бұрын
I'm excited for this one!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad to hear it! :)
@ProblematicHuman3 ай бұрын
A little bit intense 🤨 😂 A wonderful audio Dreamy
@dreamaudiova3 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, PH! lol :)
@belm74484 ай бұрын
Ok I started getting worried the second she MY THERAPIST started calling me pet names and talking about getting inappropriate. Then that twist ! I DID NOT see that coming. I would've made a run for it. Yeesh. Good job, Dreamy.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Oooh! No ya don't! Gotcha Belm! LOL
@belm74484 ай бұрын
@@dreamaudiova LOL cute. But I've been avoiding dating and relationships for a decade. I WOULD escape. LOL
@WolfFang_4 ай бұрын
that certainly took an interesting turn I honestly did not see coming
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
I know right?! This one was fun.. Glad you enjoyed it, Wolf. :)
@ghostlyrazgriz52284 ай бұрын
Dreamy audio with a disclaimer. Now im intrigued. Edit: this is a funny yandere. Had a few small laughs from this
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad to hear that, Ghostly! lol
@ts256794 ай бұрын
Well...that was terrifying. Lucky it's impossible to find a psychiatrist in this day and age. We can all go mad at home instead
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening, TS!
@Myrel44 ай бұрын
What a kind "therapist" 🐉
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thank you kindly!
@Zero_Shadow4 ай бұрын
I thought the title said "therapist gets you Incarcerated" 💀 then I got called a sick bastard and so thanks a lot dreamy na I'm playing I found it funny AF
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
LOL
@theodoreschott32934 ай бұрын
Love this unhinged yandere
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Me tooo! lol
@PıssBeŰponHim-024 ай бұрын
7:01 wait hold on 😶
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening!
@VoiceofJuany4 ай бұрын
Honestly. This is the type of therapy that I need 😅😅 go for a therapy session and end up in a 90s/early 2ks buddy movie . You know, the ones where 2 dudes hit it off, or they’ve been best friends for a while and they go on a spree of shenanigans and running from the law. 😊😊😊 Should this be called petty therapy, or cupcake therapy???!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Sign me up! Why not both?! LOL
@VoiceofJuany4 ай бұрын
@@dreamaudiova omg cross country crime spree with the neko!!!! But it has to be super silly, like,shenanigans galore
@sammcfarlane24944 ай бұрын
I love this audio
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad to hear it, Sam!
@danfawks71644 ай бұрын
When your card gets *accepted*
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Exacataly! lol
@spaceducklings54584 ай бұрын
lol I felt called out, great post btw
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! lol
@Gabrielpliskin4 ай бұрын
The hinges are nowhere to be seen and I am here for it!😂
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Gabe! LOL
@XY-ke4cu4 ай бұрын
So it is true that patients are running the asylum. NGL, I like the way this one proceeds. Internal screams of self-preservation instincts slowly drowning in cuteness overload.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! :)
@indi40002 ай бұрын
You're amazing as a yandere, Dreamy!
@dreamaudiova2 ай бұрын
Aww thank you so much, Indi! :)
@ArceusZer0354 ай бұрын
💚💚💚💚💚 The plot twist 😂 no wonder she wants vengeance so much, the moment she quickly mentioned being in jail once I knew something was up. Praise the sewing kit appearance.🙏
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Arceus! :)
@WARMACHINE98244 ай бұрын
Will that was an interesting therapy session 😂
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Tell me about it! lol
@lordgameboy13034 ай бұрын
This was a trip😂
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
It was a fun! lol
@dannyjameson79803 ай бұрын
I get a funny feeling when ya call us cupcakes.... maybe it's gas, lol.She is outrageous and crazy as hell, AND I LOVE HER! I need a Lil more crazy like a fox in my life, lol! Sendin love to ya ❤
@dreamaudiova3 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening, Danny!
@edwardrizer85054 ай бұрын
Why do I fall for the crazies ❤
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Edward! :)
@christiankaleopaa88344 ай бұрын
Wait your not a doctor. Wait go where? Hum a yandera strikes again. Was not expecting that 😅 Love the audio Dreamy ❤
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Heh.. caught you off guard, didn’t it? Glad you enjoyed it, Cap. :)
@deforesttappan64783 ай бұрын
I feel like you have talked to one of the therapists I've talked to!!! FYI when I sead talked to I meant dive up the wall. In a roundabout way. What???
@dreamaudiova3 ай бұрын
Oh my!
@deforesttappan64783 ай бұрын
@@dreamaudiova I was expecting "Really!!!"
@FurGottaRecord4 ай бұрын
That was a twist 😅‼️
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Hope you enjoyed it! lol
@yuimanix52203 ай бұрын
Wow this one was intense...😳
@dreamaudiova3 ай бұрын
Hope you liked it! :)
@yuimanix52203 ай бұрын
I did, the first half had some really cool thoughts. And the second half was entertaining in its oddity when I first mentally processed the plot twist. Yanderes are creeping me out >.< :)
@thefallenangel44354 ай бұрын
This is why no matter how bad it gets and no matter how much my family begs, I'm not going to therapy
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening!
@theeFBI3 ай бұрын
This comment gives the same vibe as "I don't care who the IRS sends! I'm not paying taxes!"
@Corbzilla300Cookies4 ай бұрын
Wow, that’s very sneaky of her, just suddenly gives the real therapist a day off, that is wow, she would definitely fool me if this was the first time I go to a therapist
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Sneaky sneaky!
@Corbzilla300Cookies4 ай бұрын
@@dreamaudiova sneaky sneaky indeed
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Sneak.. Sneak.. lol
@lepurkhan4 ай бұрын
Love it dream.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Me too! :D
@lioninwinter93164 ай бұрын
If a Rorschach test looks like anything except an ink blot, then you're crazy.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
That’s one way to look at it! lol
@Black_Knight484 ай бұрын
I think dream's lost it, gonna have to buy her some therapy sessions 😂
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
This was a fun one! lol
@Black_Knight484 ай бұрын
@@dreamaudiova if u say so haha
@ToxicCross14 ай бұрын
"If enjoying this audio makes me a sick bastard Johnny I tell you what. I'm the sickest bastard there is" - Al Capone ~probably~
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening!
@El_Legante4 ай бұрын
Hehe i love this
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you loved it! :)
@christopherfleetwood52524 ай бұрын
Oh no! My type!
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Oh my! lol
@KingCarnage13134 ай бұрын
Is the phrase " ya sick bastard" a reference to the movie Ted or am I missing something 🤔
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
That furry little guy’s got a way with words, doesn't he?! lol
@KingCarnage13134 ай бұрын
@@dreamaudiova yes ma'am he's all fax no printer
@MushanGamingASMR4 ай бұрын
Yup making real progress because now they are gonna have nightmares of Knitting Needles 😂
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Knit one, purl two, scream three!
@MDL55224 ай бұрын
Im not a sick bastard Im a sleepy bastard😂😂😂
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Sweet Dreams!
@MrMattyMan4 ай бұрын
*prays that she's covered by my insurance*
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Right?! Wouldn’t want to miss out on the benefits of a session like that. lol
@SuperSaiyan2Shallot4 ай бұрын
she just like me fr
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@TheDeadraven254 ай бұрын
Comment for the algorithm gods. A tithe to dreamys success. Have a lovely night dreamy.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thank you so much, Alex! :)
@grinjiggy30243 ай бұрын
No hold on! LMAO! Hello!? You're a patient??? Hi why am I telling you everything!? MADAM!?
@dreamaudiova3 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening!
@dw36734 ай бұрын
"I am not actually a threrapist" WAIT WHAT?
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
LOL
@MidnightSmoke4 ай бұрын
If my therapist was like you I might be willing go. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Oh! Heh.. that’s a compliment I’ll gladly take!
@anubarak91844 ай бұрын
I don't see any issues here ma'am
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening!
@emmahagensАй бұрын
oh, she would make me worse. i love her
@dreamaudiovaАй бұрын
You betcha!
@bahati882 ай бұрын
wouldn't be the crazyest girl i was with so i would take her...shit, you know what she will do if you let her of the chain 🤣🤣🤣
@dreamaudiova2 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening, Bahati!
@Moon_FIower4 ай бұрын
Visualizing that person is just me. The man in the mirror.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening, Minus!
@Hershman5454 ай бұрын
we all know what she was in and outta jail for... this is why you don't go to a cheap therapist that can't produce a license lol:)
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
It's probably the first sign when your therapist has a record longer than their resume. lol
@Argomundo4 ай бұрын
💜🥸🙈
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Back atcha, Argo! :D
@garyoak3174 ай бұрын
😏
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Back atcha!
@karkosgiehex4 ай бұрын
I mean... she seems inclined towards a (un?)healthy degree of catharsis. What's the worst that could happen? *takes away knitting needles* We shan't have need of these for a brief conversation, darling.
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Nooooo! Not the knitting needles! How dare?! lol
@sammcfarlane24944 ай бұрын
What’s “Happy Sex”
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening!
@MasonSchoolProjects4 ай бұрын
500th like
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
500th?! Nice catch! Thank you, Mason. :)
@PeterJL4 ай бұрын
Just go for therapy, end up with a girlfriend. Some guys just get all the luck
@dreamaudiova4 ай бұрын
Right?! lol
@Bloodknight75674 ай бұрын
Dreamy, all your references to old stuff make me cringe😅