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Thanks to Rose Bruford College costume department

[@dereklam1225]

Patiently waiting for the day they say "we're the map" in map costumes, and "here's the men" revealing their faces under the curtain

[@Dusterisp]

NOOOOOO NOW YOU'VE GIVEN THEM THE IDEA

[@RadeticDaniel]

Let's up this 'til they see it!

[@screwaccountnames]

MEN MAP MEN MAP MEN MEN MEN MAP MAP

[@75OldsNinetyEight]

“Men map” is more for an anatomy video (not saying they can’t branch out that way)

[@dumbcow1]

Write that down...write that down!!

[@thomastullie]

Jay going out on to a street shouting, ringing a bell and wearing a ridiculous costume to make a 10 second gag is the kind of confidence I aspire to have

[@uristmcdwarfington8863]

My social anxiety made that physically uncomfortable to watch help

[@cashkromsupernerd1193]

And no one really reacted...wonder how many takes they had to do

[@Ironbuket]

And risking arrest as town criers are still banned?

[@Nin10dohoan]

its definitely greenscreen

[@ta1al]

I'm not sure if I'm getting wooshed here, but they do all their scenes in front of a green screen and then put a stock background. I've almost never seen them outside before.

[@yaitz3313]

The other critical difference between Columbus and Vespucci is that there are a lot of historians who think Vespucci was lying. The area of coastline he claimed to have explored includes the mouth of the Amazon, a truly collosal geographic feature that he just didn't bother to mention. This has led to the theory that Vespucci never actually went to the New World, instead basing his account on plagiarized portions of other today-forgotten explorers' accounts.

[@danielalvarezberdugo1622]

Yes! I had read about this too. I think hte first map of the New World was drawn by the Northern Spanish cartographer Juan de la Cosa (it could be translated as John of the Thing) who had actually been to the new world and did a pretty good job. He is said to also be aware that it was indeed a new continent, but when trying to name it, he was aware that "the Thing" would never catch and so didn't name the new landmass

[@backelie]

@@danielalvarezberdugo1622 United States of Things is a great name though.

[@cheshunt456]

The complete list of potential new names for the U.S.A. (For those of you who missed it) North Mexico Hot Canada The Republic Kingdom The United States of Columbus The Fifty Appalachia Greater New England Big Country Freedonia Worse Britain Chad 2 Vespuccio Our Graham Law and Order Republic of Rodeo Pacifica The Crazy World of Arthur Brown Woking Butter Dish The United States of Sub-par Railways (USSR) North of America Cooperworld-Jonesania Turtle Island Bradley Walsh The Incarcerators Chad 3 Destiny Manifested Have a Nice Day Land of the Rising Gun

[@AdamFaruqi]

Surprised Columbia isn't on this list considering it's the only viable alternative name with actual historical usage

[@davidn4956]

Appalachia and Fredonia were legitimately suggested names back when the US was officially deciding on a name.

[@axxeny]

@@AdamFaruqi Having two sovereign states names differ by one letter would be a lot of fun

[@vanessawood-hopps6298]

I like Bradley Walsh lol

[@mema0005]

@@axxeny Dominica and Dominican Republic don’t agree with you at all

[@PeteTheWargamer]

Three Map Men videos in just over a months time. This truly is a golden age.

[@vennii_]

honeygolden

[@FilthyGringo]

I feel like we've slipped into an alternate timeline

[@esgee3829]

wonder if they've already filmed the 'what do we call the island now that scotland is out'

[@L0stJ0hnny]

@@esgee3829 There's no reason why the island itself shouldn't continue to be called Great Britain. However, the country currently called The United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland may require a rebrand …

[@breadmoment7018]

Oh wait hi Pete

[@smartereveryday]

Lol @ “hot Canada”

[@Guest4465]

That’s what I wish they were called Lol Also I Love your content keep up the amazing work

[@oldpro8783]

I feel like we don't deserve to be called "hot Canada." =/ lol that's too much praise.

[@derekf85]

I just spent 10 minutes trying to see the last name on that list...but I could never make it out.

[@WilliamAndrea]

"Canada's pants"

[@youtubeowl9544]

@@derekf85 "Land of the Rising Gun". Lol.

[@nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415]

3:22 The 8-bit rendition of Skin Sofa blended really nicely into the video.

[@jordanpeterson2001]

The 8-bit version of Skin Sofa is the ring tone I never knew I needed

[@nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415]

Wait a minute, WHERE?

[@cthomsen4]

3:23

[@RizzerReport]

‘The United States of Sub-par Railways *USSR* ‘ that got me

[@Njald]

For me it was "Land of the rising gun"

[@usarkarzts4207]

@@Njald isn't that Japan?

[@demonicwillow7339]

@@usarkarzts4207 rising GUN

[@usarkarzts4207]

@@demonicwillow7339 okay that makes much more sense XD

[@browncoat697]

It's true, our railways are dire ☹️

[@Whitsoxrule1]

"Land of the Rising Gun" incredible

[@yaboy821]

@Ameline Starkmanir it be a pun on that name because america be known for gun

[@Whitsoxrule1]

@Ameline Starkmanir yes that was the joke

[@theskv21]

Powerful

[@derPetunientopf]

@@Whitsoxrule1 Actually it is two jokes. One of them beeing that most of those Names would make other people in the world sligtly unhappy.

[@reasonabledoubt6908]

@Ameline Starkmanir worth a shot..

[@Elriaen]

Omg, I nearly cried with laughter pausing the list of name alternatives! Very well done!

[@plainText384]

The United States of Sub-par Railways (The USSR) Has a nice ring to it.

[@lclovegames6108]

Thank u for the Esperanto subtitle! I really need it! Dankon!

[@evan]

Hi I’m a Cooper-Jonesanian living in the UK

[@ShirinRose]

Can't wait for the return of your British vs. Cooper-Jonesanian series

[@melodymelon6272]

I am indian living in america lol

[@RCassinello]

Hi Evan! Good to see you in a Jay Foreman comments section! :)

[@mn_yt]

@@ShirinRose ngl, the 2nd episode was kinda confusing

[@evan]

@@ShirinRose 🤣

[@TheGreatCalsby]

This version of the Map Men theme song sounds a little more juicy than normal

[@thebagget9809]

they speak in one octave diffirent.

[@jeravogel]

They added harmonies

[@AD_RC]

third harmony

[@nathanweston9681]

@@jeravogel If by "harmonies" you mean "Jay singing slightly and inconsistently sharp just to annoy us"

[@DanEverest1343]

It also seems to be missing a "men" at the end?!

[@ottomanempireball2057]

7:26 Descended into more madness then usual. Your vids are too hilarious. Keep it up!

[@stephen2d338]

I “discovered” this channel only a few weeks ago, and I am bing watching it all! Content is great, but the ad - especially this one - is pure (honey) gold!

[@yellowmarkers]

The ad on "why every world map is wrong" is the best ad.

[@TypicallyThomas]

If you discovered it, do we have to name it after you?

[@phs125]

RIP to the guy who bought a map of a random House for almost 300,000 pounds...

[@dreffon9213]

I couldn't find a source for that

[@onestate3074]

Could’ve brought the actual house but okay.

[@maninredhelm]

Given that people have in the past put photos of merchandise on Ebay and then shipped the photo to the winning bidder rather than the merchandise, I have no trouble believing that someone tried the olden times equivalent of that scam.

[@all_so_frivolous]

Pretty sure those are jokes. I mean come on, map of Babylon on a grain of rice for 2 mil?

[@Gwydda]

@@all_so_frivolous Pretty sure? The list has actual fictional maps on it xD

[@Leron...]

Ah yes, exactly how I like my sponsorship segments: 23% useful information, 77% psychological horror.

[@Hamuel]

And 110% complete

[@JosephDavies]

It's 100% horror when you realize what the plugin does.

[@bertrach]

3:45 We appreciate how much Jay is trying not to laugh. Well done.

[@fabe61]

I’m just rewatching this for some quality map men content and realised the town crier bit was recorded in Enfield Town. Every video I get closer to working out exactly how close I live to Jay, who is (or was) definitely somewhere on the northern part of the Piccadilly line, and thus working out how alert I should be for possible sightings. Very exciting.

[@JayForeman]

Enfield Town turns up a lot in my videos. Saves me a lot of travel time. If we do run into each other in Tesco, come and say hello. I’m very friendly. :)

[@lewismassie]

1:40 Watching Jay Foreman is not knowing whether this was a green screen or actually just Jay in the outside

[@camatzuma]

People are looking at them so they would’ve done it

[@alberto5147]

I know!

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I'm sure it's somehow both at the same time.

[@jadeforeman131]

Jay’s really not that good at editing green screen

[@JayForeman]

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[@MarkHatlestad]

Jay manically laughing while pouring honey into his mouth is an image I don't think I'll be able to unsee.

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

Indeed. The sponsor makes a really good decision by giving them this freedom. It is the only reason I regulary don't skip to the next video unlike pretty much 100% of the time other KZbinrs get into ad copy mode.

[@joshbrownmovies]

@@purvija4677 It was both of them, actually. They both did it.

[@carsons5750]

Reminds me of the Japanese porn reviews on Ebaum's World at the turn of the millennium...

[@owenknowles3796]

@@joshbrownmovies for some reason i really want to see a debate over which man shoved the most honey into his mouth LOL

[@purvija4677]

@@joshbrownmovies oh sorry my bad

[@chef1arjunaidi]

I am a map aficionado and you guys are hilarious! Thanks

[@noahprange8128]

Intro was so great that I subscribed immediately.

[@MarsMountain]

It's like having a channel on KZbin featuring two dudes and name the channel after only one of them

[@obamabinladen4109]

Well, Map Men is just one series on this channel. Other videos don’t include Mark Cooper-Jones

[@MarsMountain]

Of course I know that, but it's been a year and seven MM episodes since the last non-MM video so I think my point sort of holds. Don't take me wrong, I love the channel I just thought it was a funny parallell. I've been wrong before (in some peoples eyes)

[@mushroomman8289]

@@obamabinladen4109 its a joke bruh

[@lebozojamessimp1610]

@@mushroomman8289 No

[@mushroomman8289]

@@lebozojamessimp1610 No

[@iammrbeat]

I hereby declare the United States henceforth be referred to as Chad 3.

[@sigmaballsnetwork]

So are we now the Chadians (3rd Edition)

[@adamcahoon6362]

Nah I'm torn between Vespuccio, Lincolnland or Freedonia

[@michaellizano-bruno4214]

I declare we calling it Washing Machine for George Washington

[@IdaeChop]

Naw is should be called "Canade" to confuse the people

[@ry-blo_utd]

nah it's Chad 69

[@claudine1928]

This is both hilarious and informative. Seen a few now, will definitly watch more😂

[@luislozano6073]

The commercials are so honest, I love to watch them

[@nicanornunez9787]

After 12 years of watching you Jay, I'm going to subscribe

[@FeloLato]

👏

[@Mj-in5uj]

It is happening. Everyone, calm down.

[@TheIbney00]

Hero

[@Official2Shitty]

Finally

[@jeremyhillaryboob4248]

@@Mj-in5uj IM NOT PANICKING YOU’RE PANICKING!

[@jaspercushing3470]

I love how Chad 2 and Chad 3 are both on the list of other possible names for the USA

[@kmbb9376]

the united states of sub-par railways (USSR)

[@JewelOfSoul]

Land of the Rising Gun

[@SouthendLad600]

It was The Crazy World of Arthur Brown that got my vote.

[@fatrobin72]

probably because Chad is already taken...

[@namewarvergeben]

@@SouthendLad600 Shortened to The CW of AB or CWAB

[@peterv6343]

Honestly, your commercials are the best I’ve seen!

[@Eliasdbr]

These are the only guys who make me watch an ad, and amuse me at the same time

[@anthonygarcia5375]

One of the theories why Columbus never admitted that the america was a new continent Was because Spain only gave him governorship over any lands he discovered in _india_

[@sihollett]

He also got laughed out of most of the courts of Europe trying to get backers for his "sail west to the Indies" scheme as it was thought a suicide mission*. If you believe something everyone else thinks is stupid, finally persuade people to let you test it, get lucky and don't die, and so think you actually got it right, then you really really won't accept any evidence suggesting that you were wrong. *not because he'd fall off the earth, but because it was the long way around, with the eastwards route only working as there were ports en route to resupply the ships. There was no way they could spend months at sea travelling that distance without needing resupply. Columbus disagreed with all the experiments done over thousands of years about the size of the planet, believing it to be much smaller than it actually is.

[@cynic2201]

@@sihollett actually, no he agreed with the size of the planet. The problem was that maps, even those made by other prominent and well known mappers, put the farthest ends of Asia as stretching until about where Mexico is.

[@blitcut9712]

@@cynic2201 He did get the circumference of the world wrong though. He used calculations by the astronomer Al-Farghani which he got through a map made by a Pierre d'Ailly. However he did not realize that the map used the original units by Al-Farghani which were Arabic mile. Columbus instead assumed they were Roman miles and therefore his calculations ended up being 1/3 smaller that the actual value.

[@gabrielhermesson9926]

Spain: It's all India? Columbus: Always has been

[@sethbrokmeier3744]

@@cynic2201 He also believed that Earth was pear-shaped, with a stem-shaped part at the top that served as the world's nearest point to Heaven.

[@oryxlim]

Mark: ...Map Men. Auto-generated subtitles: *mad men* Seems legit.

[@josepho3366]

KZbin is drunk again.

[@jackiez8946]

7:33

[@elijaha773]

That's why you use their captions.

[@griffinrails]

fits the sponsor

[@anawesomepet]

“FLATTEN! STOP BEING ROUND, START BEING FLAT”

[@francescogiovannizollo2989]

1:39 Jay in yeoman custom is priceless!

[@RoseannMcCabe]

OK, OK...I think i just confirmed to myself that laughter really is contagious... at 7:20 i was first highbrowed, 'that wasn't funny'... but then by the end of that little skit i was choking for air haha! Best sponsor intro ever lol! I love you guys x

[@jemspicer6262]

Obviously Jay Foreman and Tom Scott post at the same time... again

[@nathanmcgill7249]

The conspiracy continues

[@Healermain15]

Have you ever seen the in the same room together?

[@jamesl8640]

@@Healermain15 yes 😂

[@DLCS-2]

@@jamesl8640 Prove it !!!

[@ba-wp5zs]

@@DLCS-2 Tom and Jay did some kind of game show together, where Tom was hosting.

[@arwahsapi]

Little is known that when Amerigo departed, also set sail his twin brothers, Afrigo and Antarctigo, to discover new lands.

[@louisvictor3473]

You forgot Australio.

[@Mikebumpful]

@@louisvictor3473 That’s just Oceanio’s nickname!

[@YourLocalAnonAccount]

yo what about Asio?

[@CalvinNoire]

Also don't forget eurogo, their father.

[@pacotaco1246]

And Marsigo and Venusigo, their grandparents

[@vladsnape6408]

4:56 with 308 signatures, that is only slightly less than the 4.5 mlllion signatures asking AH to be removed from the Aquaman 2 movie.

[@adamwishneusky]

This might be the best map men video AND best ad 😂

[@SymbioteMullet]

The ability of these two to be unblinkingly deadpan is a joy to behold!

[@sophiamarchildon3998]

Leslie Nielsen would be proud.

[@AdmiralJota]

The sponsored content would disagree.

[@SymbioteMullet]

@@AdmiralJota keep eye contact with Jay throughout the video.

[@AdmiralJota]

@@SymbioteMullet I was just thinking that 7:20 isn't strictly what I would call "deadpan".

[@TotoDG]

"Where is America?" -A question you'd never hear asked in an alien invasion movie.

[@BigStrap]

They do tend to land in NYC or LA, don't they?

[@user-vm4uw6vc6h]

@@BigStrap probs the brightest places on Earth, if we think rationally

[@pfefferle74]

@@user-vm4uw6vc6h That would actually be Tokyo then.

[@greenefieldmann3014]

@@BigStrap Much like everyone else.

[@Steve_McMillen]

@@BigStrap They go on a world tour of all the landmarks, Statue of liberty, Golden gate bridge, eiffel tower etc.

[@charles2057]

The level of dedication for the gag of vespuicci is absolutley diabolical

[@woodfur00]

I've enjoyed ads before. I've had a hearty chuckle at some of them. But I've never had an ad make tears come out of my eyes from laughing.

[@gary3561]

I like to think Vespucci has finally got recognition in GTA5. They named the beach after him.

[@cameramangonzalo]

Also in GTA IV, where a subway station and a street are also called like that

[@gary3561]

@@cameramangonzalo yes Vespucci was the University in Varsity heights. You're right.

[@qwopiretyu]

The beach was called vespucci in San Andreas. Ever played GTA London 1969?

[@Nomenooooo]

Hey did you know America was named after him, I think he got recognition

[@SacsachCCABP]

Short answer: it’s Somewhere. Slightly longer answer: America is in America, though America isn’t America because America has an America inside it, and also borders America.

[@civilizati3]

And the United States of America has a border with United States in the south!

[@admiralackbar3615]

@@civilizati3 Yup.

[@quidam_surprise]

@@civilizati3 the United... *Mexican* States*

[@SacsachCCABP]

@@civilizati3 and In the north, the full name of that country is: *canada*

[@FiensZy]

@@SacsachCCABP hi again

[@greendrummers]

I just found your channel ... hilarious and really well done! I will be back!

[@TheJohnaddison10]

The only youtubers who's adverts are a worthwhile watch!

[@pablosahuquillobarba660]

Winnie the Pooh: Yes, piglet! My relationship with honey is perfectly healthy. Winnie the Pooh 5 seconds later: 7:39

[@OttoKuus]

So that's where America is!

[@pormflakes]

I was not ready for that

[@FalconFire13]

“Land of the Rising Gun” Oh my.

[@KafinSulthan]

LMAOOO nice one

[@sutsokunthealifetv]

Great ,thanks for sharing😍

[@AdrianSanchez-cx6sm]

Bro what was that ad lmao I actually stayed to watch it and was a great time

[@jimjam_james]

"the united states of sub-par railways" got a real chuckle out of me, nice one y'all lol

[@bobconstructeur]

Chad 2.

[@filip9587]

And it's funny 'cause it's true.

[@Jhawk_2k]

"Land of the Rising Gun" Perfection

[@zhuofanzhang9974]

Not to be confused with United States of Sub-par Railways (USSR)

[@fgkuv5232]

Piendostan

[@SirCommoner]

I loved the Vespucci (aka Rigo Pooch) letters and the US name list. So many hilarious details

[@rodrigomedinilla5043]

Just noticed the background track is an 8-bit version of Skin Sofa. Goes hard

[@marcussantos2141]

"Latin America, in the Spanish speaking world..." Brazil: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@hailgiratinathetruegod7564]

Portugal is pretty much spanish brazil anyways. So.......

[@matheuss886]

French Guyana and Suriname be like: **mad french and dutch sounds**

[@brassen]

@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 vai nessa

[@CoryWolfheart_89]

@@matheuss886 as far as I know dutch ain't a latin derived language like french portuges spanish italian and rumanian

[@Gabowsk]

@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 wtf are you talking about?

[@ToutCQJM]

Where I was born and raised (Costa Rica), we learned as kids that América was one continent that had four parts: North America, Central America, South America, and the Caribbean Islands. Since I’ve lived in the US for almost 20 years, I have understood that in English, America means the USA, but NEVER in Spanish.

[@zyaicob]

I live in Barbados and we never think of ourselves as America. Especially because we're not on the mainland.

[@hailgiratinathetruegod7564]

Well pretty much every where outside of the spanish-portugese world uses america to discribe the USA. And the idea of a single american continent just sounds silly if you look at logically. It would make atleast sense to see Eurasia as a single continent, since they are the same landmass after all. While South America has more of a relation to North America like Africa to Eurasia. The only diffrence is that we didn't genocide the african population and replace it with spaniards.

[@guppy719]

@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 It wouldn't be like Eurasia it would be closer to Afro-Eurasia since that is also connected by a small strip of land. But yeah they are pretty distinct and its not like you can just drive from one to the other because of the Dorian Gap. Though its not like their is an absolute definition of a continent You could just say the 4 continents are America Antarctica Australia and Afro-Eurasia.

[@jbach2002]

Honestly I get the the feeling that they didn’t 100% understand the cultural context when they were making this video.

[@lootta2867]

@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 In italian (and think also in french) America also mainly refer to the continent. Some time it is used for the country, but 'Stati Uniti' (=United States) is preferred.

[@whynotcaptaincrunch]

One of the most enjoyable wikipedia fights is the long-running battle over what page searches for "America" should direct the reader to. You've gotta dig through the talk page of the "America (disambiguation)" to find it, but it's totally worth a read.

[@gracewenzel]

3:23 I JUST noticed the 8-bit cover of Skin Sofa is playing in the background!!

[@revertrevertz5438]

One of Mexico’s first names was “América Septentrional” ie “North America”. Imagine the confusion that’d had created had they’d stuck with that name 🤣

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

I think Microsoft should name their next console "The original Xbox"

[@skylarius3757]

but then Mexico was much larger back then before ceding land to the USA

[@linusfotograf]

*stuck

[@BigDogCountry]

@@skylarius3757 Might makes right.

[@qataribananahamock1495]

‘Land of the Rising Gun" 😂🤣🤣

[@Zelmel]

That list of alternate USA names was the literal best.

[@F6FHELLCAT12]

Chad 3 FTW

[@UnQuacker]

Especially the last one

[@safak1943]

Land of the rising gun IM DYING LMAO

[@robsengahay5614]

Woking was there, wierdly.

[@Xenuos]

I think Bradley Walsh was a solid suggestion

[@genetico1984]

I can totally tell that the sound bite you used for the 90's is from a ninja turtles game boy game! Love it!

[@bluerThanZ]

3:22 Gotta love the 8-bit version of "Skin Sofa"

[@timothymclean]

0:40: "heavily debated" is one way to describe one guy with a book versus all the evidence discovered by the entire academic community.

[@AP-fo5cf]

Yeah pretty disappointing tbh. 'Heavily debated' implies it's like 50/50 it could be true or not, it's total pseudohistory

[@LEFT4BASS]

It should be noted that even the Viking records of finding America (Vinland) are thought to be largely fictitious. In fact, the Vikings claim they found others already shipwrecked in Vinland when they arrived. They never claimed to have discovered a new land. Additionally, the only place we have any confirmed evidence of Vikings landing in was the northern part of Newfoundland, they never knew the magnitude of their discovery, and it never led to anything significant. I don’t think I’d say the Vikings discovered America.

[@timothymclean]

@@LEFT4BASS I would say they have as much right to that claim as Columbus, who also didn't reach the mainland, think he found a new continent, or realize the magnitude of his discovery.

[@LEFT4BASS]

@@timothymclean you’re right, but Columbus’ finding was a lot more significant because he reported it back to the old world and it led to the two halves of the world finding each other.

[@timothymclean]

@@LEFT4BASS Your point being...?

[@eoinmalone4839]

Video thumbnail: "Is this America?" Donald Glover: *nods* "This is America."

[@youtubeaccount5153]

Who gives a crap what Danny Glover thinks. Especially considering what he thinks about piss hole dictatorships like Venezuela.

[@medealkemy]

land of the rising gun indeed

[@backelie]

Well now that we've established that "America" is not a good name for it, let's name it Dongloverland in his honor.

[@IainMitchell]

Superb! Brilliant don’t ever stop! Do you perform on comedy circuit?

[@sbk26]

that honey add is a blessing

[@WKogut]

The sponsor bit turned from a sitcom to a horror pretty fast

[@RabbitEarsCh]

Absolutely love having El Chapulín Colorado in the frame for Latin America. Now that's a cultural icon!

[@joebleasdale5557]

Jay also used the theme from El Chavo del 8 in the Unfinished London video about Ringways - I think he must have spent time in Mexico at some point

[@cartolla]

I am from Brazil and they nailed it for us too. :D

[@carbonero6304]

I'm from Uruguay and that not represents us at all. The empanada is the closest but to represent countries with a empanada, chapulín Colorado and a piñata is really poor and I understand it's comical and maybe they don't know much from Hispanoamérica but maybe tango at least could have represented a lot of people better than this

[@carbonero6304]

Eduardo I'm shocked lol. Think of Brazilians represented by el Chaplin Colorado maybe samba or Cristo Redentor or Río Carnival idk

[@tanegram]

@@carbonero6304 as an argentinian, i used to watch a lot el chapulin colorado lol, so actually i don't mind it

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

As someone from the US that is rewatching this, I found this to be quite entertaining! The fact that "America" can mean, depending on the place and context, either a country or the entire landmass makes for quite a complex situation! Luckily, I have taken 3 years of Spanish classes, so now, I _do_ give thought to this (bucking the rule from 4:35): when speaking Spanish, just to be safe, I use the term _Los_ _Estados_ _Unidos_ to refer to the US, _estadounidense_ to refer to its people, and _América_ only to refer to the landmass! Thanks for the video! Also, I found the town-crier scene at 1:38, the Columbus list at 5:28, the list of names at 5:49 (particularly "the United States of Subpar Railways", which, as someone who is interested in trains, seems to apply to our passenger rail network quite well), the reference to "the USA of America" at 6:02, and the ad to be quite funny!

[@sebastianyanes4508]

¡Bien ahí, amigo!

[@nycbearff]

I'm a citizen of the USA living in Mexico - which, as we all know, is Los Estados Unidos de Mexico, officially, another United States. So I refer to the USA as Gringolandia , which can't be confused with any other country, and seems appropriate to most Mexicans.

[@NothingXemnas]

Same in Portuguese. Due to media influence, people are increasingly referring to the people as "americano(s)", but "estadunidense(s)" is still common, and I prefer it over the former because it is less ambiguous for the same reasons mentioned in the video. Why the US never helped themselves with a different term for themselves when the continent was named America bends my mind...

[@kacperwroblewski3741]

@@NothingXemnaswell, in English the continent is called North America. I would call a Canadian North American but not just an American. There’s no ambiguity here.

[@88porpoise]

@@NothingXemnas in the English speaking world, "America" only refers to the country, there is nothing else that it can refer to. The continents are North America and South America and the combined landmass of those two continents is the Americas. So there is no problem or ambiguity.

[@benjaminblakemore9704]

THESE GUYS ARE MAGNIFICENT 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@DefinitelyNotXehanort]

Buys electrical tape, receives duct tape. .....I’m on to you, Honey

[@alllies5271]

@Ross Bourne Except your purchase history

[@coffinnote7353]

@@alllies5271 Oof

[@caitthenerd7470]

It looks more like gaffer's tape to be honest. Plus duct tape would be real stupid to stick on a laptop because of the residue it leaves behind

[@jadeforeman131]

@@caitthenerd7470 Duct tape is a brand of gaffer tape. Just like sellotape is a brand of transparent tape.

[@caitthenerd7470]

@@jadeforeman131 That's not true. Duct tape and gaffer's tape are similar, yes. But they use different adhesives, and duct tape is always coated in polyethylene whereas gaffer's tape is often just cloth (although variants with coating are available)

[@RaphaelMSan]

As a brazilian, it was really clever to include Chapulin on 4:42 as he is the one character that unites us all, both the spanish and the portuguese speaking countries

[@allanduarte9939]

Sou fãzaço do canal e concordo! mas eles podiam não ter generalizado que toda a america latina fala espanhol, né?

[@cxiliapersono]

As a Chilean, I can say that no contaba con su astucia.

[@RaphaelMSan]

@@allanduarte9939 podiam, mas um dia eles aprendem

[@raulrosiles1485]

Chespirito wrote about how he argued with th US immigration agent because he was asked to wait in the non-American line at the airport: being from Mexico he was also American (as in the continent)

[@senbeiboi4511]

​@@cxiliapersono As a Brazilian, I can say that não contava com sua astúcia.

[@FPSCarrbrook]

The 8 bit skin sofa is perfect

[@panda4247]

that map at 1:54 - what is (by whom? from when?) it's interesting that there is "LA BORADOR" in the upper right part. I was googling it and found that apparently the region Labrador's etymology is the Spanish word Lavorador, so I have no idea how it ended up as two words on that map and then came back to one word Labrador

[@Fangs1978]

3:00 Fun fact. Leif Erikson did in fact name one of the areas he discovered "Mark Land" (or Merkiland) meaning "claimed land"

[@Milamberinx]

Why this fact IS fun. I'll keep it in a little box and play with it on holidays.

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Didn't know that! Apparently, it was south of Helluland (the "Land of Flat Rocks") and north of the more famous Vinland. Thanks for the information! For more information, for those who are curious: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markland

[@mxplixic]

But since he didn't come back for it, it was put into the lost-and-found and promptly forgotten. 😁

[@randomalt9617]

Also another fact, they missed another Columbus named thing at 5:32: the Columbia River, the 7th longest river in the US, and a very much different river, as instead of changing just under 2000 feet in elevation, the river starts at 5000 feet or more, and makes it's way down to sea level in a relatively short distance, giving it a strong current. And this strong current gouged out a massive gorge through the Cascade Range, giving the river even more powerful winds, to the point where it's a nationally popular spot for windsurfers.

[@monarchatto6095]

@@Milamberinx lol

[@ernestt916]

The sponsor is the first time i have properly laughed at a KZbin video in a while

[@civilservant9528]

Same XD

[@svenlakemeier]

The bit when Jay had too much thyme on his hands was also very good.

[@mikhailv67tv]

Binge on Jay and you'll laugh a lot if you watch all Jays content especially his adds

[@sirprintalot]

Jay is one of the best at ad reads and turning it into entertainment. See also: Drew Gooden

[@dilloncox1384]

That implies you didn't properly laugh at the main video?

[@rafaelaizpun7842]

Great video!! Had a laugh

[@Nikwunu]

actually the definition of "discover" doesn't dictate that absolutely no-one had done it first, it's the context of the discovery that gives it meaning.

[@sw00natra]

I had a political science uni professor refer to the United States as "Middle North America" and we were "Middle North Americans". Accurate, but doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

[@Yonteh]

Central North American Federation? No, that doesn't work either.

[@zergreenone8111]

"Usonian" is a legitimately good idea for a name that some people have proposed, derived from "USA", but no-one actually uses it lol

[@nicokelly6453]

When I have to specify I just use "U.S. Americans."

[@BOABModels]

The French have the word 'Etat-Uniens' to mean 'citizen of the United States' But 'Americain' is much more commonly used.

[@scythal]

Middle American-Norths (MANs)

[@paddlesaddlelad1881]

"the united states of sub par railways" "the land of the rising gun" lol

[@Fastwalker27]

The United States of the sub-par railways (USSR)

[@juliansenfr]

It really is sub par. For all it's worth, bloody hell even China has high speed railways connecting all its major cities. The US has...none.

[@MinecraftMasterNo1]

@@juliansenfr Necessity is the father of invention for a reason. It needs none. It has one of the best road network in the world and the largest percentage of car owners.

[@juliansenfr]

@@MinecraftMasterNo1 Not sure if that's something to brag about. Japan is among the world's largest automobile manufacturing nations, & they've the best high speed rail there is. So does Germany Or the rest of Europe for that matter Or HK, Taiwan or South Korea the list goes on. The point is, making driving the sole mode of transportation because there literally isn't any other option to get around as quick or as efficient should really be a cause of evaluation. The US is great & I'm saying it as someone who've lived there for a while, but public infrastructure over there is noticeably lacking for a country that rich.

[@paulqueripel3493]

The crazy world of Arthur Brown only works if they set Canada alight.

[@LeCrenn]

Haha! Love the list of suggested names.

[@osberswgaming]

I’m sorry but the electro remix of ‘skin sofa’ is the greatest thing ever

[@ClemensKatzer]

3:55 : "the map finally found it's wrongful place..." - it's little gems like this that make Map Men so great!

[@JaxThames]

Yea us Americans or North Americans take that after the British.

[@graf]

had to rewind a few times to make sure it was skin sofa I was hearing in the background, whoa

[@Wakwise]

it's also fanmade! look up skin sofa 8 bit

[@bernatgarcia6348]

WAIT WHEN??

[@coolicebear34]

Actually it's a fan made 8 bit version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2KbYYeEgtiErZY Can be heard around 3:25

[@bernatgarcia6348]

@@coolicebear34 ooooh you're right! That's awesome didn't notice the first time :')

[@thespe]

not the first time not the last time

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

1:00 "You see this?" "It's your hat." "What kind of hat?" "The Captain's hat." "Which makes me?" "The Captain." "Yes, it does. And what does that make these?"

[@rafaelmoretti403]

THESE GUY ARE GENIUSES. I LOVE THEM.

[@CzechMirco]

2:54 - "Nobody knows why Martin named it after Amerigo's fairly common first name rather then the Vespucci part". In fact in the accompanying book Cosmographiae Introductio written either by Waldseemüller himself or in close collaboration with him, it is clearly stated that they chose America (or Amerige) because the continents of Europe and Asia were named after the personal (i.e. in our understanding "first") names of two mythical ancient women. Back then the view of names was different from ours, the surname was much more viewed as a name of the "house" and naming the continent after the whole house of Vespucci would have diminished Amerigo's personal achievements as an individual not to mention hinting uncomfortably at a possibility of ownership claims. Also for Germans like Waldseemüller the name Amerigo would have been fairly exotic and he would have no idea that it was a fairly common name in Italy.

[@LuisAldamiz]

Yeah, Christophia has not the same ring to it.

[@LuisAldamiz]

On the other hand Amerigo is apparently a variant of the very common French name Aymeric (vairants Aimeric, Aimery), which is believed to derive from Germanic Haimrich, also producing Henry and variants, or Amalric. For me it was a rather exotic name (nothing like that other than Enrique exists in Spanish) but it turns out it's pretty normal Medieval European name, with greater persistence in France, where Aimery is still fairly common (also Basque variant Aimar has become as of late relatively fashionable).

[@sophiewhite6258]

And "God Bless Vespuccia" just doesn't have the same oomph.

[@stephenandersen4625]

if we were the USV rather than USA that would push us even further down the alphabetical listings and we wouldn't like that

[@banana_junior_9000]

Europa had a surname?

[@ericlusk-jopson8913]

This is completely anecdotal but as Canadians, we rarely say America in casual conversation. It's almost always referred to as "The US".

[@samuelbarajas3474]

And that's why the rest of countries in the continent like Canadians better

[@harrycarter3781]

In BC we commonly refer to them as "the states"

[@sonyag5893]

This!!

[@rawrosawrusrex]

But how do you refer to the people living there?

[@samuelbarajas3474]

@@rawrosawrusrex yeah that's the problem, for short we have to call them Americans, we could call them U.S. citizens though.

[@joelmonsion1639]

In Amerigo's defense, though he was after Colombus, he was the first European exolorer, supposedly, to actually set foot on the continental mainland. Columbus had only landed on the Caribbean islands until a year after Amerigo. Yes I know i'm ignoring the vikings. Sorry.

[@AJRead2]

That's the thing - "supposedly". The only account of his first voyage is a letter written several years later that may or may not have been written by Vespucci, and may or may not be true. For one thing, it describes being in Honduras, then sailing northwest, a route which would actually have taken them across Mexico to the Pacific. Also, Vespucci didn't command his "second" voyage, which landed in South America (after Columbus) and was led by a man named Ojedo, so even if he did go to Central America in 1497, he wouldn't have been the leader and probably not the first European on the continent either.

[@pengiunanimatorguy1707]

3:45 You guys are literally the best

[@davidmandernach8101]

5:57 'Land of the rising gun' Petition drafted and signed

[@alexties6933]

I love how you can binge watch these videos and not notice any difference between a 1 hour ans 5 year old one

[@Simonb1977]

Even their haircuts are the same... 😉

[@shreyashvaidya2773]

"Land of the Rising Gun" made me fall to the floor laughing lol 🤣🤣

[@officialtibby]

only just noticed a 90s synth rendition of "Skin Sofa" starting at 3:20

[@TimeBucks]

keep up the good work

[@insert_username_here]

Did you seriously think you’d get lots of likes just commenting “keep up the good work” with a verified check mark?

[@nemezio9495]

@@insert_username_here quit whining

[@leadharsh0616]

@@insert_username_here so now I need to make alt accounts and huge paragraphs to appreciate my favourite youtubers.

[@kakalimukherjee3297]

@@insert_username_here I've seen many smaller creators do this for gaining subscribers, commenting very generic admirations

[@davidbarnes6672]

The subtle shift in harmony for the opening title did not go unnoticed

[@its_matt_long]

Ears bleed 😅

[@really-quite-exhausted]

I'm not convinced that "harmony" is the right word there...

[@virtualrealitea]

...painful, painful 'harmony'...

[@theskv21]

It sounded like thirds, sung in baritone

[@Sandrylene]

Putting the "harm" in harmony there, yes.

[@gymnasiast90]

I’d really like to know what the outro song (the one over the credits) is, and if a full version exists. It sounds wonderful!

[@Yvelluap]

3:22 is that an 8 bit rendition of skin sofa oh my god