Where is Kitchen?

Where is kitchen on Mirage? AND YES that's a rhetorical question.
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[@doozyy3603]

"He's over there" is the ultimate pro callout

[@JukoYT]

"Behind you" person just turning around not knowing where behind is

[@sidhantjasrotia220]

HOWWW !!?

[@l-to-the-pay2295]

"He's kitchen" on nuke

[@CyboTyaS]

"You saw him!"

[@numbertwelve]

"The other left you idiot!"

[@Fuffy27]

My friend group has agreed that everywhere on the map train is called train.

[@mini-spooder101]

"He is at train." Right, thanks. Really help. "The whole map is called train." SovietWomble (1969)

[@mischa7823]

we agreed in our friend group that every unknown callout should be called as "heaven" no matter what map and no matter if there is a haven already on the map :D

[@LuiferXD]

everytime i play that map i do say "train"... NOT THAT TRAIN THE OTHEER

[@Steemy]

Hi fuffy

[@thesenate8268]

I really want to call them with their colors but then i remember i am colorblind.

[@rotten_milky]

"He's over there!" - (everyone forms a telepathic connection and knows where "he" is) "He's in palace watching stairs with an AWP!" - "where?"

[@0g0mogosepikworld31]

when a NPC spots you and the whole camp gets alerted but with humans

[@morfy2581]

@@0g0mogosepikworld31 in skyrim i once stole an item and got caught doing so. then the whole town started hunting me to death.

[@DeSinc]

never heard anyone call anything but the path directly opposite arch on inferno bombsite A (the path that meets the broken down truck sitting under balcony) diggity

[@sattmowards]

yeah that's cool bro but you were adopted, meaning you're a fake Australian and thats why you don't hear nor say it.

[@lucmart1470]

g a y s p o t btw good videos.

[@noiz5578]

>DeSinc comment >more than 100 likes chose one

[@Jetiix]

Maybe it’s a regional thing but I have never heard anyone say “shop”, “short” or “gay spot”, it’s always “sandwich” or “oh my fucking god he’s RIGHT THERE”

[@sattmowards]

Raq Bits I guess

[@TripleAWeeb]

The real kitchen is the friends we made along the way.

[@noahk]

No idea why this made me laugh LMAO

[@binkzera2777]

Alternatively: “The real kitchen was inside you all along”

[@rutvikpanchal466]

Soviet Womble Arma Antistasi ep 5/5

[@HeyItsGolden]

bro...

[@Lavi-Aemilia-Astori]

I see what you did here

[@paulfliser]

"the black death or worse.... THE FRENCH"

[@theviniso]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[@Phantomthief98]

The chad Anglo-French rivalry 😏 : Hundred of years of rivalry Numerous wars Literally create the US through their rivalry Countless epic battles and commanders Became friends yet rivalry lives on in numerous ways Constantly shifting alliances Teamed up to beat Germany twice

[@nobody-tj1mv]

hahaha

[@serbiangamer]

thanks god this comment is already upvoted, I was just about to make one, clearly the highlight of this video

[@northernlaw1250]

D'accord, c'est pour cette raison que nous sommes #2 et #5 Mondiaux ^^

[@scarlettNET]

This really just turned into a Tom Scott video mid way through, didn’t it?

[@marianolaguzzi]

Another man of culture

[@Ell355ar]

3klikstom?

[@Tom-101]

That would be a sick colab

[@FoxDren]

No because Tom Scott actually makes good videos

[@marianolaguzzi]

@@FoxDren if you don't like his videos, why are you watching them?

[@timokho20]

I realise now how dumb it sounds when we yell “KITCHEN, APARTEMENTS, DOUBLE DOOR, WINDOW” to someone else hearing that and not knowing the game it must be the strangest thing ever

[@ATRIXstudio]

Typical day of interior designer

[@jancicruz7]

my girlfriend didn't understand why I'm yelling banana while shooting at the baddies

[@SourceStorm]

*realise, yeez

[@NoName-oj5km]

@@jancicruz7 "Hes sandwich" GF: ????

[@Wqube]

Not even "apartments" I've always called it "Apps"

[@banfiesta7158]

That clitoris joke caught me off guard

[@h1stacean]

"And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

[@atom6486]

could you please explain? I didn't get it

[@johannvonderbecke3873]

@@atom6486 no

[@matte5404]

@@atom6486 You'll get it, when you're old enough.

[@IcECreAm-sv2qv]

The diggity reference threw me off too

[@elliejohnson2786]

I remember calling car, on inferno, "car", and someone (who was new and NEVER played any previous version of inferno) was incredibly confused. I said, "It's at car, at the top of banana". Everyone knows banana, so he knew what I was refering to, but he quized me and asked, "Why is it called car? There isn't even a car there". I hadn't even realised they'd removed the car and replaced it with barrels until he pointed that out.

[@Ginkoman2]

there isnt a car anymore? same with coils / coffins

[@elliejohnson2786]

@@Ginkoman2 I think coffins are still coffins, but filled with bombs of some sort.

[@Ginkoman2]

@@elliejohnson2786 ​ @Ellie Johnson but i still call coffins coils sometimes. i think they chnaged the huge cable coils into coffins when reworking the map.

[@bassie756]

A lot of people including me still call those barrels 'car'. Some things never change

[@kushgroover54]

@@Ginkoman2 i miss old inferno

[@TheTtTurtle]

"nor do i know where clitorius is, But i'm not alone! It turns out that most Couter-Strike playsers struggle to find these spots- let alone how to use them effectively." XD

[@soggyrl]

“It’s all kitchen?” “Always has been”

[@privatenope]

🌎

[@eddydrouet1888]

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[@MrRevlied]

overused meme overused meme

[@faze_clan]

always has been

[@mathildadeer]

@Revlied always has been

[@Zedorfska]

video title: "Where is Kitchen? actual video: philip complains about the english language

[@h1stacean]

"And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

[@sahilvedpathak9046]

Vsauce equivalent of csgo

[@kikifrh]

at some point i was wondering again wtf i was watching

[@Dr.1.]

Next video:Where is... TRAIN?"

[@guaju]

This video is the first time I’ve heard market called kitchen, why would anyone not just call it market

[@verloxius4442]

question: where is kitchen? philip: well, you see the english language...

[@neodymus]

no that's the answer. The question is "where is bryan"

[@kermitfry1]

First, we must talk about parallel universes...

[@Kanakravaatti]

Everyone always asks *where* is kitchen but never *how* is kitchen.

[@halfofakebab1659]

Hey, Vsauce here...

[@stressedbyamountainofbooks]

Hes turning into csgo vsauce

[@memmoman]

"He's at the train!" "The whole map is called Train"

[@noamias4897]

@@AshleyAshers846 funny any csgo match on train reference more like

[@yodad811]

I swear there's a callout named "You saw him" Anyone else know where to find it though?

[@Kacpa2]

"I didnt" - 3kliksphilip

[@maxence1866]

Dude... You saw it

[@oliverhaabendal5770]

Behind you

[@justxjulez]

"I particulary hated how two words would be fused together and called a new one" - German hasn't been offended like that in a long time

[@justxjulez]

@Goggi Oh, you're talking about the "Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"? I love the "Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law"

[@danielcarson8249]

@Goggi Augenduschenwasservolumenkontrolleimer

[@R3lay0]

You don't fuse words together in german tho, it's "Betriebseröffnung" not "Beröffnung".

[@CaptainIcebeard]

@@R3lay0 Yeah, but then people can't go "haha German funny xd". It's such a tired old joke that German is some kind of insane and hilarious language.

[@mcskillet7106]

In germany glove is called hand-shoe

[@tightvagina]

US counter strike is so much simpler most people call that spot “hes walling”

[@shirubaurufu]

Made me laugh more than it should've

[@Scotty-vs4lf]

unfortunately most people I matchmake with are because im low level I always get shot through walls and stuff but again, US counterstrike

[@spammingtitanxd6687]

For me it was called cheater

[@hoodpooper]

litterly impossible to find a csgo server without a blatant hacker

[@monke2361]

matchmaking in a nutshell

[@tortillatime401]

Aaah yes, the great Valve shift. When Gaben not only changed the face of gaming but also the entire English language. What a great man.

[@MrBerndderboss]

Just call everything "over there", "behind" or "that one thing"

[@bathshebahubber614]

better yet just say "room", "corner", "contraption", "item", "spot", and "place"

[@kylea6403]

“He’s lit!” and “WHY IS HE THERE???” are the only two callouts people use anyways

[@tid06]

Dont forget the legendary "HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEADSHOT"

[@TheSearchForTruth88]

Well, I think it's a fair question to ask where someone is if they're in a dumb cunt spot that will get them killed.

[@pxlcoarl]

@@TheSearchForTruth88 more like get u killed

[@korpilombolo1]

Wow, you get callouts in english, that would be an improvement

[@alfiepicton1339]

@@korpilombolo1 sotrue all I get blyt

[@sl_50]

I've never heard Diggity or Gay Spot for the Sandwich on A-Site

[@Anon.G]

Or under palace, or scaffolding

[@ladyinwight]

the only callout i use gay for is Gay Corner on inferno for the cubby between mid and arches

[@Anon.G]

@@kaMosGO no I don't Edit: na east to be clear

[@Achooah]

My friends call red box on nuke b site gayspot, along with the box in the corner on A site inferno gayspot. Our theory is that every map has a gayspot and all you have to do is find it

[@AAATowDriver]

When I heard him call-out market as B site and not where the register is I was like yup..he's from the EU alright

[@Berix]

that conversation about English over AoE2 gameplay was both hilarious to watch, and fun because I got to see you playing one of my favorite games.

[@emperorsascharoni9577]

"ON YOUR RIGHT" is the best callout. Every time it happens while turning so i never know where right was.

[@QuadraFcz]

One Russian man told me it's "Chicken", not "Kitchen". xD

[@ZzzDrained]

same for 'ct' and 'city' xD

[@m1ddl3man]

I actually had a similar experience, but instead of a Russian man, it was a Russian child. It was the funniest thing ever! We joked about it the whole game.

[@TheAwesomeMiner99]

@@ZzzDrained may as well be "city" lots of people pronounce it like that anyway

[@n0kla]

@@ZzzDrained its actually confusing

[@nopepsi2day]

@@ZzzDrained Yeah, it's weird. Though, as russian, i think that "CEE-tee" is much easier to pronounce "cee-TEE". My friends (who also know russian) think the same. Unless... i misunderstood something?

[@oni-linkle4880]

Everybody asks "where is kitchen". No one asks HOW is kitchen.

[@Shermate032]

*sad kitchen noises*

[@koustubhjain6789]

Nobody even asks who is kitchen ?

[@thelastlightz2606]

Gotta know where to ask it how

[@spaceinvader6]

I'll do you one better, WHY is kitchen...

[@Shermate032]

Is kitchen?

[@VanquishR]

Ah yes, that person in the story forgot that there is a crucial callout that you can use called "he's behind you". If they aren't looking where they should be, use directional callouts; that teammate was a complete idiot considering he did nothing that round anyways.

[@kanjakan]

I agree. It should've been obvious by his response that he is confusing kitchen and shop.

[@chillbro1010]

The fact he's writing as if he has YEARS of experience and knowledge of the game and can singlehandedly take out an entire team with one-deegs shows that's its made up. Someone who doesn't know call outs would never assume so assuredly that they know where a call out is, and they wouldn't talk back to someone who tells them they are wrong.

[@Gunbudder]

The radar and color coding in COD had me and my friends calling out like "your left" with a glance at the map. We literally never used map based call outs, and only used relative call outs with the exception of saying how many are at A B or C. It's such a difference from CS, where you have to use map call-out because you only have a vague sense of where your own team mates are

[@Bestgameplayer10]

@@Gunbudder Because unlike SnD in CoD, CSGO is very team oriented. In CoD, you can essentially play without speaking to your teammates whatsoever as long as you have a general sense of where the enemies can be and listen closely to footsteps. I would assume the biggest different is how much slower paced CSGO can be alongside so regenerating health, therefore it’s hardly necessary to be very team oriented in CoD. Lastly, CSGO is naturally competitive while CoD isn’t (which is partly why I generally prefer CoD over CSGO), so map callouts are hardly important.

[@FlareKnight808]

5:16 - Love the subtitles around here, perfection

[@morfy2581]

lol

[@MaximG.]

"I want everybody using metric" Me too, bro. Me too.

[@sublimekerosene7047]

for the love of God, no more lbm and lbf

[@applehack97]

British: "Why do Americans keep using imperial? it's a stupid system" Also British: *measure people's height in imperial*

[@thehamster0520]

In a perfect world...

[@SteveOnlin]

@@applehack97 heights are less damaging than 5m to the north

[@TheSearchForTruth88]

Imperial is MUCH more accurate and precise than metric. Stop sucking yourself off.

[@TAINCER_]

3kliksphilip: "I particularly hated how two words would be fused together and called a new one" me: *Laughs in German*

[@gimok2k5]

@Kevin Vermaat So can germans - but for sanity sake, it usually is kept to two.

[@Jemme95]

"Nah in German you stick them together, same in Dutch. It's a rule in these languages that you can just do that if you want. Philip was talking about something completely different when people only take a part of each word and stick those together. This is normally against the rules."

[@bomj-valera]

Green: *"Get my awp!"* Me: _looks around for it._ _round ends_ Green: "I TOLD YOU TO GET MY AWP, WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?!"*

[@lich5297]

Green green whats your problem green

[@shamdoo5152]

@@lich5297 ME SAY ALONE RAMP

[@andreiarg]

The next round I "accidentally" tap his head with the ak

[@thewalnut4017]

I am

[@ieradossantos]

7:53 "One D6, one C3 and one B5"

[@tigerchills2079]

did you say B5 or E5? your mic cut out for a moment

[@Ashish-fm1rp]

00:08 "Nor do I know where clitoris is". Haha Nice one Philip

[@Erik_Scott]

"most counterstrike players struggle to find these spots"

[@mihkelk1070]

"Let alone how to use these spots effectively". lmao

[@d0m574]

finally resolved. Kitchen. Market. Door. Shop. Window. You name it.

[@angus5427]

Yeah when he walked into door and it said shop I raged

[@h1stacean]

"And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

dom Who calls it door???

[@StiekemeHenk]

Ill just call it "everything". Ez fix

[@dmitriydrozdov1035]

I'm not a huge mirage player but I met only two variants: 1) kitchen 2) library?? (that was 1.6 call out if I'm right)

[@robotmeister009]

5:17 CAPTIONS: HOUNGOUNGAGNE's on his last warning- one more mistake on-stream and it's the guillotine for him!

[@lucifermorningstar2766]

Uh what?

[@mistermix1736]

@@lucifermorningstar2766 Watch 5:17 with subtitles and you'll see

[@anaykharade]

"I want everyone to speak English and use metric" yeah that's pretty much how the British empire started

[@haverjamarosi680]

ya, except they used imperial, and many of them still do. but almost!

[@f67739]

too bad they didn’t complete their goal

[@fbiagent2848]

I thought this video was going to start like “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here. Where is kitchen?”

[@Flashv28]

Or, how is kitchen?

[@metawarp7446]

So this place in the apartments is kichen. Or is it?

[@nonfique429]

@@metawarp7446 Let's talk about Battle of Waterloo now.

[@calopsitamalucabird9434]

Or is it?

[@nagashiedogawa6094]

The naming of Tetris was always interesting to me

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

Nagashi Edogawa Which area is Tetris again?

[@pasha_0791]

@@TechnologicallyTechnical The boxes infront of the T tunnel in A site

[@KenkenL]

@@pasha_0791 tunnel or ramp?

[@shingo1871]

@@KenkenL Ramp.

[@SpiffyCS]

@@KenkenL Ramp, or stairs.

[@megaepicwombat8494]

"There might still be weird dialects in far out places like the rain forrests and Cornwall" I laughed more than I should have at that

[@mattrieltv]

As someone who studies linguistics, I was pleasantly surprised to hear about the great vowel shift in a gaming video. Also, I started juggling a few days ago, mostly because of your juggling videos and I absolutely love it. There are many great content creators out there that really have a positive impact on others and you're absolutely one of them. Cheers and keep it up.

[@guapo5420]

"Blame the Black Death or even worse the French..." The most British thing I have ever heard

[@pierrebarroux4273]

"The black death or even worse, *THE FRENCH* " Excusé moi, bonjour, but I have an Impression of Déjà vu

[@jvccr7533]

*readies baguette*

[@Gueppelol]

On va couper des têtes, vous le savez...

[@Thatslifebro_]

@@jvccr7533 don't worry, these are just a lot of merchant Ships. *NO we're not there yet, keep your heads down you donkeys.*

[@thelvadam2884]

@@Thatslifebro_ Merchant ships? That's like breakfast for my U-Boats!

[@verpix4956]

Oui oui hon hon baguette croissant

[@brutalnyas5639]

once we played with some Poles and from that day everything on mirage is "Kuchnia"

[@cormac8276]

“The Black Death, or evening worse: THE FRENCH!”

[@SummonerArthur]

Anywhere else: underpass Brazilians: the rat's pass (caminho de rato) Guys... Why?

[@Ginkoman2]

wine cellar

[@johnnordberg6737]

I've heard "peruna[kellari]" (=potato[cellar])

[@GergoKovacs24]

In Hungary a lot of people simply call it "rat"

[@coolest_turtle]

spain, we just call it rats or sometimes sewer

[@NiquelBones]

in spanish its literally called rats (ratas), i guess it makes sense because ONLY A FUCKING RAT WOULD HIDE THERE LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY

[@sprayz8242]

Jesus in heaven, xbox, catwalk Made me extremely uncomfortable

[@beProsto]

"And if they call it gay spot, then..." ┬┴┤o ͜ʖ ͡o)

[@iGamezRo]

4:35 or even worse the french. ok that was funny.

[@Some1sm]

i never heard "gay spot" in 3k hours wtf

[@TheCatOfWarCSGO]

are you playing the same game?

[@mushroomcrepes4780]

2.9 of thoes hours were spent on community servers

[@sir.sleepsalot2711]

how? how? In inferno when u come out of boiler room then there is long and short , if u go long then there is arch to your left , library to ur front and a hidding spot behind u. I call it the gay spot of inferno In mirage there is ninja on A BUT there is also a ninja spot that is in plain sight just beside the same box and it is open. The thing is that it is near a box and a little pushed in,( u have 3k hrs u get what I mean right ) where sometimes people dont check , I call that spot as gay spot of mirage.

[@Some1sm]

@@sir.sleepsalot2711 I didn't play mirage in a long time as I mostly play anubis nuke and vertigo but I remember calling that thing in mirage ninja and the other spot toxic. With inferno I call it alley Idk why

[@Some1sm]

@@mushroomcrepes4780 nah only 1.4k +/-

[@TheSmileyFps]

on mirage "window" we call in Hungary "mozi" that's mean "cinema" and idk why, and when I say accidentally "cinema" my not hungarian teammates confused

[@starkredenc3710]

I heard my fellow countrymates say "Kino" to Ladder room on Mirage. Kino translates to Cinema.

[@_TeXoN_]

In Germany the older Players say Döner, because it lokks like a shop where you can order food.

[@neixen-]

One time me and my friends were playing Mirage, we planted the bomb B and we went looking for the last CT alive, my friend was going down mid and saw him in ladder room and instead of saying "ladder room" he just said "there" and for some reason we all looked and rushed to ladder room. After that we all started talking why did we all rushed ladder room when he said "there". Since that day, for us Ladder room is called "There"

[@hybb3n]

iNVERNEIXEN x in sweden we call ladderroom ”horhus” which translates to ”whore house”. I have no idea why :D

[@moioyoyo848]

In romania we call call awp polar

[@Mac-J]

“Where is kitchen” Kitchen is where comrades peel potatoes.

[@siilph]

best call out is “dont peak” and thats cap

[@timookTV]

Wait it's all kitchen? -Always has been.

[@BabzaiWWP]

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

[@MarlockT]

ha

[@pexunfuni]

It's all gay spot

[@ani-dutta]

@@pexunfuni it's all diggity

[@hnz225]

@@pexunfuni It`s noob virgin spot

[@thecobe-lee9674]

A note of GHOTI: There is a term in linguistics called phonotactics which governs where certain phonemes (letters or digraphs) can be used. Gh only makes an f sound at the end of words and ti only makes the sh sound in the middle, for example. English phonotactics certainly are a bit convoluted, but ghoti is a poor example of that, despite being commonly used. Edit: "Governs" probably isn't the best term since natural languages don't really have strict rules so much as general practices. I think about this stuff more in the context of conlangs that natural languages, which is why I thought of it more as rules. Sorry about that.

[@sujimayne]

Yeah, that was a frustratingly bad and wrong example.

[@davevanlaren2501]

ah yes because most people know about phonotactics! you're right man, that solves all the confusion :D

[@shy-watcher]

@@davevanlaren2501 people know, they just don't realize it. Ghoti is a made up word so you can't memorize it, but you *know* it's not pronounced "fish".

[@tyronewilson6463]

I would prefer pfysche as an example of bad English spelling.

[@thecobe-lee9674]

Tyrone Wilson I haven’t seen that before but that’s a really good one

[@Trovosity-Entertainment]

I thought you took a break. But for some reason, youtube stopped showing your videos to me. Time to bingeee

[@user-qi9ki2hj6t]

Hey Philip, im pretty depressed these days, but your videos always cheer me up for a day, thanks for uploading this. I hope youre having a amazing and chill day 🇩🇪🌺

[@ericlee8708]

"why are you saying *tetris?* We're playing COUNTER-STRIKE" -some noob or smth idk

[@Sebusol]

"where is jungle? are you playing league of legends?" -my unfamiliar teammate

[@alfiepicton1339]

when playing with Astralis: "wh- why is it called Dildo....

[@ariawatson_]

Correction Why are you saying *tetris?* [Were] Playing *counter strike* -noob 2020

[@Stabfel]

Thirdy Abella Actually: ”why are you saying Tetris? [We’re] playing Counter-strike” -Noob 2020

[@ericlee8708]

@@ariawatson_ autocorrect lol

[@slendermf8588]

When you don't know where kitchen is so you just start a rant about vocabulary as a whole

[@Rom3TV]

All the juicy memes this video had besides, English has been a really interesting language to learn. I remember struggling with how different things were pronounced and written in American and British English. Especially when the teachers had different accents and preferred one writing style. Glad I never learned anything. Your mine favorite :)

[@NolePTR]

I started saying "Zed" because "Zee" sounds too much like "C" especially over phone/voip/ingame.

[@youtubelover-yw7cq]

I’m not sure. I haven’t watched the video yet.

[@evvec1490]

good luck

[@oscarrasmussen7154]

Ehe..

[@anishkachalia4152]

After watching the video are you sure? Cause I am still confused!

[@Pigness7]

"all languages will merge into one" Newspeak be like

[@DaDARKPass]

Well no.

[@wabachi]

one of the strangest callouts i'v heard was on dust2 where you exit tunnel in b, on the left, call it canal or sewer cuz it have like few inch sewer grill on the ground, like what?

[@theAcum]

"Most of them are dead" Wdym, most?

[@prstgsfrags8525]

This must be mostly an EU problem as everyone in the US calls it “market” and “Apps”. Never ever heard either place called kitchen

[@Luckyyshot]

It's also the callouts in EU. The higher level you reach in CS, the more standardized the callouts become. Kitchen as a callout is rarely used at all these days. It is used for market sometimes, and sometimes kitchen refers to the back of apps (eventhough most people call that back apps).

[@LilNess99]

@@Luckyyshot I've never heard someone call it market and im the EU. People always call it kitchen? I was shocked when he said poeple call it market

[@Luckyyshot]

@@LilNess99 When people realize there's a kitchen in apps they stop calling it kitchen because of ambiguity (in other words the higher the level the less call it kitchen).

[@PolakPL2002]

@@Luckyyshot Well, at least in Poland everyone calls "market" kitchen (either in English or Polish). That real kitchen is just apartments or behind apartments.

[@LilNess99]

@@PolakPL2002 yeah exactly. Never heard of anyone calling the Little corner in apps for kitchen. We mostly call its corner or bangable

[@LuxLikeGaming]

What? You're against fusing words together to make new ones? I, as a german, disapprove of that!

[@RC2225]

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

[@jonasba2764]

Nah in German you stick them together, same in Dutch. It's a rule in these languages that you can just do that if you want. Philip was talking about something completely different, when people only take a part of each word and stick those together. This is normally against the rules.

[@LeonardoJimenezHerrera]

@@jonasba2764 In other words Phillip means portmanteaus while the OP refers to compounds.

[@jaiwalke]

A really fascinating video, the relation between the development of the language and how we think about callouts!

[@joshwhouh6387]

On A site on train the only call out my friend will hear from me is “he’s at the train”

[@thanoscar8709]

3klik: embrace change valve: ok it's shop now 3klik: no not like that

[@erlendstaavi1151]

this video felt very different, and im guessing that was a conscious choice of him. more savage jokes, no music, and a more... dynamic voice? i like it! though i love your dads music as well

[@ntbtater9584]

I enjoy setting up my teammates with “He’s under there”. Gets them every time.

[@bambostic]

“Market” has definitely become the new “shop” in every game I’ve played in the last few years

[@axxnub]

Diggity refers to the gay spot on A side inferno, and those called "sandwich", "tetris" and "under balc" in Australian CS.

[@Alex-fh4my]

never heard a diggity callout on mirage in au

[@AMX_Trois]

Australian best callouts ever

[@macalisternewby5679]

iMeMyself so every sport that an enemy could possibly hide in?

[@Alex-fh4my]

@@macalisternewby5679 no. the spots Phillip mentioned are NOT called diggity. they are called sandwich Tetris and under balc

[@axxnub]

My personal favourite callout is "there" edit: or "fucking howwwwwwwwww"

[@cake.1344]

"far out places like the rainforest, or Cornwall" underrated joke

[@nortoncsgo1809]

"There might still be weird dialects in far-out places like the rainforest and Cornwall" yeah that fucking got me

[@Masheen]

I have always called shop kitchen. Most players I know either call it market or kitchen but the majority definitely calls it kitchen. I’ve actually never encountered any misunderstanding with this market/kitchen thing. Everyone I play with understands either callout, like triple or firebox on A site.

[@feisty-trog-12345]

"No stubbornly sticking to gay spot" "Let's all drop our pride" I don't like where this is going

[@FrostDzNz]

Oh and before we get to callouts, we need to recognize that so many people call info after it happens or call it after they complain. I always see this in MM, some streamers, and in third party ranked ladders where you have 2 pushing B and call it after they kill you or for the latter scenario you swing on a flanker, die, scream "F THIS GAME", he kills your secondary anchor, then you say "one flanking"...

[@philip_bray]

Its very hard to just not get angry.

[@h.s6352]

Good lord linguistics is the last thing I expected to see in a Philip video. This is it. This is now my favourite 3kliks video of all time.

[@egerttiido]

Acctuly this story happend with me. It started on competetive and i was on the T side (mirage). Me and my friend wanted to rush B (im not a russian) and my teammates where ok with that. Then we went appartments 1 guy stayed behind watching backalley. Me, friend and 2 other players went in apartments and i was going first my teammates + friend behind me and i jumped out of the window (apartment window). I was looking shop and i called out "2 SHOP" and my teammate sayed "what?" And i sayed again "2 Shop" and he died. He yelled at me "WTF THATS KITCHEN U NOOB WORST PLAYER EVER U NUB" and they wanted to kick me but atleast i had my friend and i didint get kicked. My teammates where toxik the rest of the game and to my friend too. Thats all and thats it. I hate playing with strangers........

[@bievh6033]

The callout "kitchen" is like the weapon name "scout". Neither of those are officially in CSGO, but some people still use them because of 1.6. kitchen = market scout = ssg 08 There are a lot more callouts that come from older versions of CS and aren't officially in game. You still should understand some of them.

[@carsonlau9326]

I would say scout 11/10 times

[@cakedon]

philip, please read us a book. Any book. I need an hour or so of your soothing voice

[@liquidsh4d0w10]

3kliksphilip: Diggity Me (An Australian): That is the first time I’ve heard of this callout

[@spk._]

kitchen refers to the mirage, you can say "they ktichen" and your team will know they are in mirage

[@MrHat.]

Someone's been watching Tom Scott's Language Files

[@riddim3824]

reminds me of palace on mirage which is sometimes called apartments as well, I've heard market and kitchen being used as callouts for the exact same spot, always wondered why people called it kitchen because from your mirage history video I remember it not being a kitchen

[@jacobshirley3457]

Nice "further the confusion" delivery.

[@muovi2463]

Ah yes, the gay spot. It's on every map

[@3xtan327]

And everywhere

[@laggybear829]

I, as a non homophobic intellectual, prefer "noob corner".

[@SmolJordan]

@@laggybear829 i like gay spot tbh. it's way funnier than noob corner

[@laggybear829]

@@SmolJordan I play in EU and use "sandwich", "ninja" and "noob corner" for 3 specific gay spots.

[@SmolJordan]

@@laggybear829 sandwich and ninja are legit callouts tho, gay spot is just shorthand for a spot that i dont like getting killed from that i might not immediately have a name for lol.

[@skullkid12303]

"I want everyone speaking English and using metric... But we knew that's never going to happen" Regiold alert the Queen, we're going conquering again. *Hail Britannia blares in background*

[@2OXX]

In 1814 we took a little trip along with colonel Jackson down the mighty mississip...

[@AgentAsh]

Umm, yeah, Britain will have to actually learn metric first ;)

[@rogercruz1547]

I'm brasilian, I speak american english and I use the metric system... for what I understand there's a lot of people that speaks english around the world and a lot of people using the metric system... his ideal world might be closer than he thinks

[@honkman5542]

That destruction darius 2 gag got me big time

[@fortygrandtv]

callouts being "gay spot" or "gay corner" like on nuke A really brings me back lmao, no one calls them that anymore but i still hear it every time

[@mathy4605]

The "gay spots" in Brazilian Counter-Strike are called "newba", which is a corruption of "newbie", meant obviously to insult anyone who hides in there. In Mirage A site, it refers specifically to that spot on the right, where there are 2 boxes that box you in.

[@macalisternewby5679]

Mathy are you talking about firebox (hiding in the two boxes) or ninja (right next to the two boxes in that tiny little cubby)?

[@giovanni679]

@@macalisternewby5679 firebox. The ninja one we call It ninja too.

[@D0rlisok]

In french we say coin pute. Coin means corner and you know what pute means.

[@0p10ids7]

That's called ninja macaco

[@sirorco1]

3:58 "It's actually made English a really rubbish, confusing language that doesn't really make a lot of sense." Hold my french.

[@Tchesco625]

It's good when callouts are very connected with the area you try to point out, so it's more of a quick logic logic assumption than a randomly decided memory game. I don't know what the callout for the market is, but if someone shouts "shop" i'll easily understand what they meant.

[@eventzond5767]

I dont even play cs go but im addicted to ur videos

[@AwesomeIan135]

“Ultimately I think language will all merge into one, there might still be weird dialects in far out places like the rainforests or Cornwall...”

[@___UN]

in my house

[@collegepark301]

what a coincidence, its on my house too!

[@Lyfesreal]

As an NA guy who's been playing for only a couple years, i've never heard anyone refer to "market"(shop i guess) as kitchen, its always been the room in apts with the stove. That's wicked lol.

[@SuperGenericUser]

It's pretty easy to figure out, the spot in aps is a part of the approach and a callout is rarely needed. The "real" kitchen spot (In the shop) has direct vision onto the site and lots of engagements are made from there, so a callout is needed. If you look at callout maps you'll quickly find that areas around T-spawn are big (For example T-spawn on Mirage which probably spans 20% of the map) since there are normally no engagement there, whereas areas around the bomb sites can sometimes be as small as just a corner. It's all about where intel is needed and where it's not.

[@SkyBorik]

When I started playing CSGO I thought that CT is spelled "city"

[@Brainman_2331]

We all did, bro

[@yassirfirdosirfem2006]

@@Brainman_2331 When I startet CT was "Counter" and T was "Terrorist".