Which Elden Ring COLLOSAL SWORD is the best?

[@multiumx7896]

God slaying greatsword is not sword It's a flamethrower 😂

[@JeremyPowers85]

I was just about to say the same thing, it’s not meant for slicing, it’s meant for poking and igniting 😂

[@xylenex8037]

An elongated brazier fashioned into a sword shape. Another thing. This sword has a different set of animations than the other swords. Other colossal swords dig into the ground when swung. The god slayer greatsword bounces off and generally swings faster.

[@senounatsuru6453]

@@xylenex8037 it actually doesn't bounce off. It's more like the flourish animations on the Knight's greatsword.

[@xylenex8037]

​@@senounatsuru6453 ???? The basic attack animation of the god slayer greatsword comes into contact with the ground like other colossal swords. But instead of stopping on contact like the others, it makes a subtle bounce and continues a bit further.

[@thomasdevlin5825]

The god slayer greatsword is so impractical that it wraps back around and becomes practical again. It's not even pretending to have a functional blade, it's literally just a club

[@Chad-ManYT]

I love these sword analyses videos. I'm currently writing a fantasy novel and they help a lot with describing swords and making them functional in my story. Same with your fantasy videos, those have given me so much inspiration for my book, I even found away to make healing potions work that other fantasies haven't thought of. Thank you for making these videos and I look forward to see more. Edit: I someone in the comments told me the two books I didn't see in my research that does the healing potion idea, which is awesome!

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

Yo, same. I'm currently making a fantasy and a sci-fi, been at them for several years now. Best of luck!

[@Chad-ManYT]

@@nextcaesargaming5469 I've been working on this on and off for about a decade now, mostly focusing on world building and character arcs. I started writing it about a month ago and I finished the fourth chapter. I hope to see your book at my library!

[@davidwilliams7094]

I didn't know KZbin added super chats to regular videos. That's actually kind of genius.

[@thegoogliarch]

I'm curious what you did with healing pots. Alchemy and healing have really cool potential implications for settings, I love them!

[@Chad-ManYT]

@@thegoogliarch what does the body need to heal? Time. Instead of a healing potion it's an aging potion that heals you depending on how much you drank but ages you depending on how much you drank.

[@insertedgynamehere___969]

Some theorise that ancient meteoric ore blade is a giant Arrow tip

[@xvor_tex8577]

I did think it looked like an arrow, theory makes sense

[@Shrikesthorne]

Theorize? It's in the item description!

[@lennynull-funf-zehn5416]

@@Shrikesthorne is it in the description that some theorize that? Fromsoft do be like that with their lore

[@finalcartoneer2922]

the description from it: "Fashioned from an excavated shard of an arrowhead that once was a part of the old gods' arsenal. A capable piercing weapon that excels at thrusting attacks."

[@insertedgynamehere___969]

@@finalcartoneer2922 oh, your right. Must've confused the item description with the theory that they were forged to hunt that giant dragon by the priestess

[@Azerinth]

14:18 Grafted Blade Greatsword is "what if someone tried to wield the Iron Throne?"

[@zehirpasha]

Damn this is actually possible, GRRM was an advisor to the game, he probably thought that and miyazaki was probably so busy looking at sellen's feet he accepted.

[@valkordarkmoor9108]

The royal greatsword is my favorite. F for Blaidd

[@Optimus367]

My favorite too

[@kennethlombas4000]

F for friend 😢

[@Riku_Light]

F for Bao’s lover

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

F for the bestest boi

[@spacecocaine1823]

F for the goodest boy.

[@Mr.Starlight_gaming]

Some lore: the ancient meteoric ore great Sword was an arrow tip used by giants fashioned into a Sword. Also i would guess the spiral on the fire knight's as well as the godslayer are used to channel fire.

[@shadowsstep6188]

It's to channel the black fire specifically since that is what is capable of killing the demi gods forever more.

[@Azerinth]

16:47 "Meteoric Ore" is a reference to the pure metallic iron found in meteorites, which is naturally much purer that most iron found on Earth where water, oxygen, and other things can contaminate it. Historically such meteorites were rare and are a go to in fiction including such famous shows as Avatar the Last Airbender where Sokka drags a meteorite to his swordsmanship teacher to make a sword of it.

[@davidhines7592]

or isileth from Peter Morwood's The Horse Lord : 'forged was I of iron heaven-born. Uelan made me. I am Isileth'

[@andrewhasonenut5869]

or from a song of ice and fire, i believe the sword is called dawn but its the ancestral sword of house dayne, forged from the heart of a fallen star. also btw for GoT nerds: dawn IS lightbringer.

[@ViolentMessiah666]

@@andrewhasonenut5869 YES! I've been blowing the "Dawn = Lightbringer" trumpet since around 2003. So many people don't see it

[@reaperofthings]

Even in the Inheritance series, Eragon’s sword is forged from a meteorite iirc

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

There's a katana in the base game that's also meteoric ore. No it's not Moonveil, DIFFERENT WEAPON ART ENTIRELY.

[@Gabbycatty]

can confirm, lots of swords in elden ring have oval handles, not round!

[@jaredpconner]

the ancient meteoric greatsword is actually held the "correct" way as you guys pointed out, the deep curve on the bottom side (as displayed in the video) acts as a cutout for your shoulder in game. also, its unironically one of the best weapons on this list, nay, in the whole game!

[@Kanaleah]

Definitely one of my favorites, I ended up making a Str/Arc character just for it.

[@ChadOfAllChads]

Dark Moon Greatsword is an easy win

[@TheUnseenKrab]

Dude I instantly got Soul Calibur vibes when I 1st saw it.

[@belof449]

i kinda think the metal handle is required, you probably need a strong enough one to not break with the weight you'd need to put into the swings.

[@maverickandmerciless9437]

Fully agree. However, any kind of wrapping in the handle, would be a necessity to be wielded properly. Once your hands sweat, no matter how ovoid or blocky the handle is, your hands are gonna slip, so you need that wrapping.

[@belof449]

@@maverickandmerciless9437 also doubt you would wield these without gauntlets, which would provide enough grip

[@maverickandmerciless9437]

@@belof449 good point, but gauntlets don't provide the same feedback as bare hands. You would trade control for protection. I would prefer bare hands, since these greatswords are quite unwieldy, even if able to wield them.

[@belof449]

@@maverickandmerciless9437 i would agree if it was wielding these weapons with just super strength given, but if it's also meaning you are a tarnished in the ER universe, i want gloves and shit for rot and corpse pus getting on my hands as i sink this giant sword into things

[@Darkkadia]

The great sword would work like a splitting wedge. And I'd say it was closer to 60° than 90°

[@jojo-ln7zd]

7:48 One of the reasons the handke may be short is cuz the trolls that wield them hold them in one hand with a perfect fit. For them it is just a wide sword.

[@SiverFangBlackWing]

The "Greatsword" is based on Gut's sword from the Golden Age arc back before he got Dragonslayer. You can tell because it has a similar cross-guard and fuller.

[@judesheckelberg5135]

More of an amalgamation of the two.

[@X-Vidar]

So, a few tidbits here and there: The Troll Golden Sword isn't rusted, as the name implies it used to be fully gilded but the gold peeled away over time. The big crystal in the troll knight's sword is glintstone, which is used to cast magic weapon arts, so it does have practical utility. There are also a few weapons made entirely of glintstone so you could argue that it's just a better material than irl gems would be. I always tought that the watchdog greatsword was made of stone since it's used by golems, but the description doesn't really mention it and some parts do look bronze-ish so idk. The meteoric ore blade isn't actually a sword, it's a giant arrowhead that's being used like one. The ruins greasword is also an ancient ruin that was turned into a weapon, but to be fair it has been altered a lot more than the meteoric ore blade it seems like. It's also imbued with gravity magic which might make it lighter than it should be; this also applies to the Radahn swords, which are meant to be dual-wielded. The godslayer greatsword is more of a torch than a sword funnily enough, it's meant to house the flame of death and it's pretty important object lorewise. The fire knight greatsword is also a magical fire sword, so in-universe you could say that the double spiral shape is ideal to channel fire magic.

[@IMMARTELMIKE]

You gotta do the more normally sized swords in this game next

[@DarkKoffee]

And those katana ones too!! 😆

[@Kharnix]

I'd love for them to not just do the swords, but also the spears and hammers as well. We know Shad loves sticks, but what about big chunky sticks?

[@mayhemivory5730]

The Godslayer Greatsword is an absolute beauty! Easily my favorite weapon in the game. Its lore and magical abilities are also awesome. Would love to see more of these vids; but maybe with a second rating for whatever magic they have going for them. Also: I‘d recommend booting the weapons up in game to see how the character holds and swings them as well as getting a better look at the material, edge and handle.

[@Bosnerdly]

You guys are SO nerdy about this stuff... it's awesome!! I appreciate the fun, knowledge, and passion you bring to all this stuff.

[@BillyBob-cx5vi]

4:04 is more accurate than you know. The bread and butter of the colossal sword class in pvp is the crouching r1, which is just a forward poke.

[@grizzlygrievous735]

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that we would love to have more of these videos. At the beginning of the video I was fully expecting to hear “too big” a lot, and was pleasantly surprised when y’all decided to tackle it from an in universe perspective. I would love to see the other sword types covered, and (if possible) the other weapon types covered as well. A real simple, entertaining video.

[@senounatsuru6453]

You forgot the colossal swords from the DLC final boss. They're variations on the starscourge, being longer, less beat up, and thinner.

[@schmuck_nugget9003]

sshhhh, Tyranth hasnt finished the dlc yet and wants to avoid spoilers

[@stephenotterman6236]

at 8:07, it's also important to note that the troll's golden sword is not made for the tarnished, but instead meant for trolls to wield as a longsword.

[@robertjensen1438]

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign for the special of the day: hot dogs regular, bun length, foot-long, and colossal. "Give me two hot dogs," the guy tells the bartender. "How long do you want 'em?" the bartender asks. "Oh," the guy replies, "I thought I'd get to keep them."

[@culturec1244]

I just want to say that most of these swords are essentially looted off of the corpses of thing you killed, and most of those things are 4-5 times larger than the player so it only looks large in the players hand where in reality they are more like regular great swords in the owners hands. Best examples are the swords that we stole off of trolls.

[@MEISMUDKIPS]

One thing to note about the watchdog's greatsword is that in lore, it was fitted with glintstones and had magical properties embedded in the sword, but over time grave robbers would steal all the gems

[@Smith-rb1qf]

Also the Watchdogs Great sword is stone not metal.

[@plumaDshinigami]

I bunga, therefore I bunga - me every time I play a game for the first time. For some reason, my best way to play is as a berseker or barbarian kind of character to learn from how hard I can tank a hit to get better.

[@odotawaissaku3755]

I just do it cuz its badass Also, I like the strategy. It’s slower and I dodge around and go for that big BAM

[@EchoObserver9]

I use a magic infused Knight's Greatsword in one hand and a staff in the the other... JUST SO I CAN CAST Carian Greatsword,Carian Piercer,Adula's Moonblade, AND THE BIG BONK aka Gavel of Haima. So a pretentious pseudo intellectual unga bunga man.

[@aaronforsythe8556]

Iron chopper screaming as i charge

[@TheUnseenKrab]

Unga Bunga has been my go to since DS1

[@alessiobilleci7246]

The Godslayer Greatsword should perhaps be considered a great club, like, a huge metal club with a guard, which might be interesting to see how it could work realistically (Tyranth you can't see my face, but think i'm staring right at you) since it might work for crushing or denting armor/shields. Also if you want to put Lore as a factor you can say it can also work as a god-killing flamethrower that can hit things really hard.

[@Dr.Balaclava]

I wanna know Shads main Elden Ring Build

[@DylanZZ3]

He has already said what his build was a while ago

[@nathanpapp432]

He said he uses the Troll Knight's Sword, which is arguably one of the worst weapons in the game. And thats a shame because its one of the best looking.

[@DylanZZ3]

@@nathanpapp432 sometime after Elden's ring was released he made a video on the game and during the video he said that he had a comfort build using a shield and spear

[@Dr.Balaclava]

Thank you friends, I believe in a few other (Elden Ring) videos he has shown his build in the moves reworking one. If not enough information is provided throughout other videos I may resort to creating a Shad build based off of his shadow of the conquerer novel, and or his gear that he has shown and believes to work best as an adventurer in other said videos.

[@alessiobilleci7246]

@@Dr.Balaclava you mean a build using something akin to the blue sword of his book he made a replica of? If so i'd say the carian knight sword or even the crystal sword could work for aesthetic and magic (crystal sword also looks fairly similar to Shad's book's sword), however if I recall correctly he said the blue sword of his book is actually made of wood, so the lapislazuli sword could work as well thematically and magically

[@Upsilon1984]

Please do every weapon type from Elden Ring

[@henrypaleveda7760]

15:46 most of these large swords are made incorporating magic and use magical means to function. Particularly the watch dog's great sword, the troll knight's sword, Ruins great sword (made from magical and timeless ruins, so there is all kinds of funkiness going with that) Ancient meteoric great sword (methods are not entirely known, so I could be wrong here), the starscourge which (like the ruins great sword) has an affinity for gravity magic, then the final sword "Maleketh's black blade.

[@Upsilon1984]

Elden Ring, hell yeah!

[@darkriot21]

Another thing to bear in mind with the troll swords is they would be the equivalent of an arming sword bearing in mind the size of the trolls that originally wield them

[@AppleFrogTomatoFace]

What i understand about huge swords in souls series is that they are wielded by giants. And just tiny humans are using them. What i am trying to say is i think you should also consider them as normal swords for giants. So you can say it is just a normal sword and grade them also.

[@halo21a1]

Malikeths black blade has destined death imbued in it. Its death itself, in universe it can kill anything.

[@somersaultinggiraffe1901]

Fire knight greatsword negs

[@batman-hv9wp]

To be fair for the trolls sword in terms of the handle length it’s meant to be more arming sword length for trolls so the hilt to blade ratios not terrible for that

[@Frug4l]

hey shad have you seen the videos of the guy doing giant sword training and selling them as a workout routine?

[@trynda1701]

Oh, you cant leave us hanging! 😉 Do you have a link please?

[@Frug4l]

@trynda1701 Ashman Athletics is the name of the channel. He's swinging a 20lb sword like it's nothing after 90 days.

[@trynda1701]

@@Frug4l Thank you. Just watched a couple of shorts, yes, he has indeed been practicing! 👍👍👍👍😎😎😎😎😃😃😃😃

[@animefan3794]

@@trynda1701pretty sure KZbin doesn’t allow links in the comments/replies like you requested. Might be wrong, but figured worth mentioning.

[@trynda1701]

@animefan3794 Hmm, thought I'd seen links before in comments on other videos. But no worry, @Frug4l gave us the channel name. 👍👍👍👍😎😎😎😎

[@latawieclatajacy9053]

man i just found this channel and i just love the way you guys talk about these swords. just accelerates my love for the swords.

[@widgren87]

I love how the Troll swords are something like Arming/Bastard swords for something their size that a then 6 foot human tries to use.

[@TrueBronzo]

Great Video Shad! Perhaps next time you could also consider the "Ash of War" that comes with most if not all of these weapons to determine how good/cool they are? That might make it more entertaining and you could even suggest what "AOW" or type of "Weapon Skill" could benefit the weapon being assessed.

[@mathis8210]

Maliketh's blade is not made of stone, its made of death. So it would funktion perfectly ;)

[@igorporfiirio4915]

6:23 summarizing "too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron"

[@daywither927]

My choice of weapons when I played it. Because of course. Mostly ended up using the Ruins sword once I got it because the powerattack does a shockwave so you can attack at very long range. And the mirror tear summon can do it as well.

[@PJDAltamirus0425]

Shad, bollock knife handles were often times round and you would put the side of your thumb on the ballock a for edge alignment. The rectangle edge on the troll sword could serve the same purpose

[@SolinOutlander]

Thank you for the assessment of the zweihander and how it should not be a colossal sword. It was the fact that it was a colossal sword that immediately made me never use it despite being a massive fan of straight-edged zweihanders.

[@Bosnerdly]

How about a separate coolness rating for these fantasy swords? That's what they're really designed for, and most people simply think "the coolest sword is the best!"

[@marcussawyer4751]

Godslayer Greatsword is a heated up fire-poker imbued with black flame... mechanically(not from design), is one of my favourite weapons cause i love the Godskin Lore and i really enjoy the ash of war.

[@doctorsex7255]

You should do the Elden Ring Halberds or Spears next!

[@grrman]

Hey Shad, I greatly enjoy these videos analysing fantasy swords. Also, just got the brigadine hoodie. Looks and fits great!

[@darthcerebus]

I'd love to see this done with the other Souls series games, 3 specifically because a few came to mind of interesting or just wildly random and I'd love to see the reactions to them. I hesitate to say "more grounded" as a description but it's the best wording I can come up with for all their designs.

[@TheJCJexe]

Keep doing these types of videos! This is a hit, I love it!

[@DarkSoulSama]

Troll Greatsword has a small handle because it's meant as a one-handed sword for Trolls, Watchdog Greatsword is supposed to be made out of stone, Godslayer's Sword was originally used as a flamethrower/torch, the Ruins Greatsword and Starscourge Greatswords both have magical enchantments to reduce their weight. :P

[@shardinhand1243]

hey shad! bro when i saw this castle building game i thought of you, its called tiny glade it looks really really fun to build in, but to wanr you it is a castle building game and only castle building, no war simulations or resorce management sadly. but i hope you enjoy it my man.

[@balintkovacs4089]

"The zweihander would be smaller than that" As the proud owner of a battle-tried 193 cm long zweihander, I resent that statement :D

[@lharsay]

What's not apparent from this video is the actual in game size of these swords. The Zweihander for example is longer than most of them.

[@othannen.]

I like the aesthetics of the Godslayer "club". In the real world the Fire Knight one would rank higher than all of them (apart from the zwei) just for the fact that you can lift it and maybe to a couple of hits before it breaks. I like the slim design despite the functionality.

[@pe8268]

Fun fact, the Hacksmith crew have built a real-life approximation of the Grafted Blade Greatsword and guess what? It ended up being way too heavy to wield😂 They still had loads of fun with it, I highly recommend checking it out!

[@PJDAltamirus0425]

I like the small pommel, with something that heavy, you want to keep the thing is motion, you would want to grip the pommel and use as a point to help keep it moving. Also, another point for large swords, handles have to me thicker to compensate or that is a weak point and to a point it impractical unless the wielded has huge hands

[@mickeyspeer5670]

Please do more, i love these vids, gives me classic shad vibes. Id love for you two to go through all sword types honestly. And i know its probably sounds like a cop out. But zweihander is my fave. I have a weird habit choosing a load out i feel i could actually use in real life. So it limits my main souls play through haha

[@procow2274]

There is a bit of a misconception going around. The greatsword isn't based on the dragon slayer its based on the sword guts uses before the dragonslayer aka right before the branding

[@Pepe-pq3om]

🤓 anime pedantry 🤓

[@chadzard4]

​@@Pepe-pq3omYou damn right son

[@zsDUGGZ]

The weapon was like the golden age sword back in Dark Souls 1. Every iteration since then, the sword looked way too chonky to resemble the golden age sword. And the dimensions of the "greatsword"s after DS1 match much better with the Dragonslayer.

[@X-Vidar]

​@@zsDUGGZ the description for the ER version is even a nod to the dragonslayer

[@mfspectacular]

It's a mix of both his main swords. If gugs wasnt already the nickname, id just call it the raiderslayer myself. Ds1 is defintely the closest we've gotten to *just* the raider sword tho ^^ my favorite of them all

[@fenrirgaming37]

A lot of times, in the design process, I believe they have to make the handles round in order to reduce the number of vertices(?), I am not sure about the term, but it has to do with the number of surfaces or something like that. A round face would have fewer of those surfaces, and thus make the design not as heavy graphics wise. Also, on the textures, often times, they have to make the items as one piece, so the textures tend to go over the entire thing, unless a custom texture for that item is made.

[@broadd001]

About the greatsword, in one drawing when Guts is facing off Sperpico, Guts has toc change grip in order for Sperico's blade to hit his metal arm, so in that sencario I think Guts would have liked a cross guard. I forget the Mango chapter sorry but its a really interesting fight scene!

[@maverickandmerciless9437]

I'm surprised you went that hard for royal greatsword, Shad, considering that it's the only one to have a proper space to rest your shoulder on, since to wield a titan sword in combat effectively, you need a lot of shoulder action. The pommel was great, the blade had a good profile, the handle was not round, it even had proper removal of excess material with the fuller. To me it was the most obvious choice to reign above the others with a 8/10 and possibly even a 9/10. If you watch your own video of practicing combat with the titan sword wooden prop, I'd recommend that you imagine yourself practicing those movements with all these designs, especially since I'm a big fan of the titan sword project. Love your content, Shad.

[@mrrooter601]

My hoodie arrived today! it looks great, respect for the nice merch.

[@KionKamon]

The greatsword is actually based on the sword Guts had in the Golden Age arc, not the Dragon Slayer. That was still a chunky blade though, and looks like it’d take a lot of strength to wield it effectively. Guts lost that sword though and had to pick up the Dragon Slayer sometime later. Edit: Man At Arms reforged made that same mistake, so don’t feel too bad about it.

[@foxard8478]

Asking again just in case... :) Would you guys do a video like this about dungeons and dragons swords? Blackrazor, Sword of Kas, Sword of Zariel, Flame Tongue, Holy Avenger, Vorpal Sword, Luck Blade, Sword of Sharpness, Balduran's Giantslayer and The Silver Sword (these last 2 from Baldur's Gate 3), etc. They have really cool designs and I would love to see you guys "*overanalysing*" them. It would also reach a large audience potentially since dungeons and dragons these days has gained a lot of popularity with stranger things, the critical role show, baldurs gate 3, the recent dnd movie and new core rule books coming out in 2024 and 2025. And its right on theme of high fantasy along with skyrim and elden ring. Great content as always. I love laying back watching your videos and its a lot of fun. I randomly stumbled on your channel a few months ago and im going back and watching a lot of your previous videos and they are all a good time. Been a fan of swords and medieval weapons and armors (who isnt?) for a long time. I would love to buy a genuine sword one day but I live in Canada and im very uncertain if they are allowed here or not... lol

[@TheSpongyMallard]

I would imagine the straight swords to mostly be "yup, that's a good sword". There's so many it could even be 2 videos.

[@rustkarl]

I don’t really know what Maliketh’s blade is made of but the best guess is that it’s made of a material called Blackened Corpse Wax which the gargoyles that serve him, the Black Blade Kindred, and the weapons they wield, are heavily patched up with. Considering that this is Elden Ring I suspect the name ‘Corpse Wax’ isn’t just for show but it seems to have been a useful alternative since the Black Blade Kindred are much stronger than the usual gargoyles one can find in Leyndell. I look forward to more Elden Ring weapons. Personally I’m very fond of the Greatsword and Greatspear range. Mohgwyn Sacred Spear is my favourite to use, it looks amazing but I’m very well aware it’s impractical as hell.

[@igorporfiirio4915]

20:02 this is one of the designs that only works with magic on.

[@Rustic_Nerd]

Godslayer for coring apples...thoughts.

[@gerald2508]

Those are some big apples. Is that why you want to slay the gods, to take their fruit?

[@SonOfPride5]

I think you should have a series where you both redesign every sword to your own design

[@deathangellink]

the crafted blade greatsword is basically : if you took the throne in game of throne and reforged it into a cluster of sword

[@Great-Dao-of-Elegance]

5:51 The counter balance is the pseudo "crossguard" it has. It's thick for a reason. Also it narrows along to it's point, so it's not even actually a top heavy sword.

[@Falx415]

Funny enough, the Fire Knight's Greatsword has the best variant of the Colossal Sword moveset shared with the Godslayer Greatsword, with "light" swings that DON'T dig into the ground. Also, for some perspective on some of the designs, some are weapons wielded by enemies larger or even MUCH larger than the player, the 2 Troll Knight Swords for example, in their hands those are basically Bastard Swords.

[@MrHeiska01]

Reason why many of these have such short hilts is that most of these are actually ment to use with 1 hand. These are essentially short swords for Trolls, Watchdogs and gods.

[@GrimReaperBRR]

One of my favorite game's favorite weapon catagories, being analyzed by my favorite medieval analyst's. This is gonna be a fun evening

[@merakimelodies8931]

The curse is broken! 48 minutes after launch, and I saw it in my feed! Hurrah! 😊

[@hexadecimal973]

Watchdog's greatsword is not made out of copper, It's made from stone. You get it from those stone cats in the catacombs that jump around and wield magic. So it would just break. But it looks really cool

[@Maedhros0Bajar]

14:30 Why the heck is there a blade sticking out of the crossguard on the side of the handle? That thing is a danger to its user

[@gerald2508]

It was made by a guy with nothing to live for and is used by people on suicidal revenge-quests.

[@Endslikecrazy]

Im down to watch this type of video for the other sort of weapons, my current favorite weapon is the treespear

[@Luxaurus]

Ruins greatsword is my favorite to use, it is quite literally a piece of a stone ruin from a meteor strike.

[@brisngrfiftysix6085]

I find it kind of amusing that the starscourge greatsword is in the colossal category since it was intended to be used with ONE hand, since there are two of the fecking things. Also I would love to see you guys look at the hammer (Normal, great and colossal) type weapons. I would get a kick out of you guys rating them on a scale of "Unga Bunga". As a side note, my favorite elden ring weapon is the Giant Crusher, the heaviest weapon in the game.

[@llRecks]

"Ancient meteoric ore greatsword" ..... "that's just steel" lmao

[@MyRegularNameWasTaken]

16:20 not to mention it's got no pommel or handle flare, so the momentum of swinging it would probably fling it right out of your hand

[@TheBl00D1u5t]

The Starscourge greatsword is another blade made out of meteoric ore, as they say the blade "came from the stars". Also the handle is actually hexagonal which would probably hurt quite a lot, but that is okay because it is also made out of pure gold which would deform in your hand and mold to the shape of your fingers. At least until it broke after the first time you swing it over your head. But also also Radhan is technically a god so he can basically do what he wants. And the meteoric ore blade is one of his arrows.

[@mfspectacular]

that aint made out of a meteor, youre thinking of the meteor katana you can find in caelid. Radahn's swords just have a gravity engraving on them. Oh & the meteor ugs is an artifact of... some civilization of elden ring's ancient history. The arrows radahn uses are deadass the cleanrot knight spears you see stuck into him too

[@DanTheReaperMann]

@@mfspectacular To add to that the meteor ugs is basically just debris of the civilization. The Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword was an arrowhead that once was a part of the old gods' arsenal. Most likely either before the dragons OR not long after they were lord in a forgotten time. Remember history is written by the victor & in a land like Elden Ring The Golden Order could have removed records of such things or they were naturally lost to time.

[@shardinhand1243]

the one minor thing i disagree with is tyranth on is the pommel, yes a function of the pommel is as counter ballence but another use is to stop the handle from slipping out of your hand when swinging the sword, and the more tired and sweaty or bloody your hand gets mid fight the more important having even a small pommel becomes.

[@e2.7183]

Some colossal sword is tiny when the enemy use it. Will that make them different?

[@kristyandesouza5980]

I was here before he fixed the "collosal" in the title!

[@weirdchick257]

Same.

[@vermelliwoolf8889]

Me too. 👊

[@Anxomaxo]

This is my head canon so its not to be taken as proof, but it works as food for thought. I think the Radahn Greatswords are the most functional among all of the colossal swords thanks to magic. Both swords are engraved with a gravity magic rune/seal, so apart from their special attack, the weight of the blades might be turned to near zero or max at will. Imagine the power of a swing that starts full force without spending energy on managing its weight, but once the motion starts the weight is added for extra power. It would be monstrous.

[@BUZZKILLJRJR]

Also the new great swords they have in the game are the (light great swords) and when I first found one in the game I instantly thought of the video that Chad did no joke I believe myself as well that they literally used your idea when they came up with those light greatswords absolutely I think it's almost undeniable.

[@osets2117]

Malikeths black blade is my favorite of these more so because of what it's capable of doing in the game. Pretty sure the blade is a black metal that has corroded over time due to destined death running through the blade I would love to know what you think of the various armors in the game. There are quite a few I enjoy

[@anthonyrsfk9116]

These are awesome. It was cool to see big swords rated as big swords.

[@ShellworldGames]

Take a look at industrial foam cutting blades. I used to be a night guard at a factory that made mattresses and other foam products.

[@TheHornedKing]

I haven't actually used any of them, but I have thought of using the Starscourge swords, or the new ones in the dlc. Design wise, I think the troll knight's sword is my favorite.

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Speaking of Golden Swords, I would love to see you guys cover in the future both golden swords & gold swords. Which coincidentally the very 1st sword o loved as a kid which is still one of my top 10 personal favorite fictional swords is Peter Pam’s Golden Sword from Hook (1991). I think it would be very cool to see Shad & Tyranth test out the effectiveness of some gold based swords.

[@IronKernel]

I think you missed the Consort Radhan sword, which you might just rate similar, but it does have a different profile for the blade and I'm interested to see what you would think of it

[@thehaloofthesun7174]

Just wanted to point out two things: 1. Maliketh's Blackblade is not made of stone, it is metal coated in "death"... More specifically, the rune of death. It looks like it does because entire "chunks" of the death coating have been stolen to make the Black Knives in the game, which were used to assassinate gods since they were assassin knives coated literally with death fragments. However, ripping off chunks like that was done via an unspecified "ritual", according to Elden Ring, and the coating could not be removed that way through normal wear and tear. Even so, the black coating of death is what primarily damages things struck by this blade... It doesn't really cut like a sword when used on a living organism. 2. The Godslayer' Greatsword has a blade, but the blade is actually black fire that erupts from the spiral when it strikes something. The black fire is referred to as Blackflame, and it burns through living entities only. Essentially, it is a lightsaber, but the lightsaber only appears briefly during a strike, or for a full blade like eruption during the special attack of the weapon. Regardless, each strike will leave visible burning effects on the opponent, indicating they are harmed by the blade of Blackflame coming out of the spiral, not the actual sword, so much. I don't know how much that changed the rankings. Honestly, the swords shouldn't even be ranked here because it is like trying to rank lightsabers versus normal weapons lol. Both blades kill via "the rune of death", one through red blackfire (Destined Death) and one through pale blackfire (what death fire looks like without the power of Destined Death).

[@williamwhite6502]

I like these videos, but I desire to see more testing of the weapons that you have received! You said a long time ago you had gotten nearly 20 in the works, I would love to see them!

[@thomasdevlin5825]

After the way they talked about it I really want to see the grafted blade greatsword on screen tested, that would be a fun episode Also you did miss one actually, the greatsword of Radahn, very similar to the starscourge greatsword just with a longer blade

[@cultofpersonality1145]

If we are going by the logic of "there could be a situation where an opponents blade could slide down, so we need a cross guard" Then by that logic every weapon ever, regardless of type, needs a cross guard.

[@zabby1731]

Imagine having to clean the Grafted Blade Greatsword after using it. Imagine the stink of the thing if you don't manage to clean it perfectly...

[@gerald2508]

Everyone who wields the blade (except for the player character) is on a suicidal revenge quest, does it really matter?

[@Shemegory]

I always felt like the Grafted Blade Greatsword was just a melee frag grenade. You swing it once and it explodes in to shrapnel

[@blastoise918]

I will say that since we are making the exception that we can lift all the swords materials should probably get somewhat of a break too since most of the stone type swords are magical in nature. That said I am certainly biased as my all time favourite sword is definitely the ruins greatsword. Bonus points for actually being somewhat operable as well since it does have gravity magic imbued into it lol I love making the earth splitting waves.