Which Kirby Copy Ability Can DEFEAT Mr. Sandbag The Fastest? (Kirby And The Forgotten Land)

Which Kirby Copy Ability Can Defeat Mr. Sandbag the fastest? While we can't really determine which copy ability is the most powerful as some abilities are more powerful when you have multiple enemies but we can test to see which one is the most powerful Kirby Copy Ability when used on Mr. Sandbag.
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[@Master0fHyrule]

Kirby Goes Swimming kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJSzYqJ9ebqpqLM

[@gabriellopez1217]

11:55 zawardo!

[@OfficialTerminalMadness]

swis swis

[@CJStarGaming]

Technically the best ability to beat Mr. Sandbag is Kirby, swallowing it instantly kills it

[@korlroblox4578]

i was gonna say that >:C

[@theinkyoneiguess_]

There there.... it’s alright **Pat pat**

[@Pauloxenn]

Haha ! You notice too ! Remember kids : eating is the best way to kill people (JK)

[@SomindblowingEdits]

@@korlroblox4578 what happened to corl

[@gerryjr6490]

@Rio Inkling Kirby can only inhale stars and spits them out at stage bosses

[@wildblack1]

Technicly Time crash should be even faster because it slows down time. This is even for the actual in game time which you can see in it's treasure road

[@lavishlyproductions5946]

It is. Kirby just "ZA WARUDO"'s the World and blows shit up.

[@crablord8499]

How much does it slow time anyway? I know it makes things really slow instead of stopping time entirely, but how slow is it?

[@alumag_]

Except it’s not going by in-game time it’s going by real life time.

[@norio9600]

@@crablord8499 almost stopping it

[@P1nkNebula]

@@lavishlyproductions5946 Kirby: ZA WARUDO Players: so its the same type of ability as + button

[@Taraku43]

Small advice for extra needle damage, jump. Jumping while in needle mode will do more damage

[@Master0fHyrule]

I think I tried that but will check later.

[@Taraku43]

@@Master0fHyrule Atleast from my experience it does more damage, but I could be wrong. Yet I usually do it to defeat bosses a lot faster that way

[@jonahj9519]

I thought masked hammer would be way higher, but I see the problem. Due to Mr. Sandbag being sent flying, he isn’t hit by the full spin attack.

[@qwertyqwertyqwert0838]

Wild Hammer is good for bosses that are slow while Morpho Knight's Sword is good for killing fast bosses.

[@morphstarchangeling8024]

But dragon fire go brr

[@jonahj9519]

Masked hammer is good for fast bosses too. It’s counter gives you the fully charged spin attack, which does like, half of a lot of bosses hp.

[@grah5834]

@@jonahj9519 From having cleared ultimate cup Z with both morpho knight sword and masked hammer...masked hammer deals more damage (and can thus defeat bosses faster) but is also riskier to use, as it only has a 'normal' dodge (vs a near invulnerable teleport for morpho knight sword) and cannot heal you (a major draw in the ultimate cup Z). When I reached phantom meta knight, I temporarily abandoned masked hammer in favor of the morpho knight sword because of phantom meta knight's charge, and was not able to reacquire the hammer until forgo leon's waiting room (and I almost lost it during that fight).

[@Im_not_creative699]

@@morphstarchangeling8024 yes

[@thenonexistinghero]

Can't say I've had much trouble doing bosses with the Wild Hammer even faster ones. You just need to know their openings. You can jump while charging so you can even dodge some attacks while charging and then hit them immediately. Don't have the last sword yet though. That being said, I guess it could be very useful for bosses 'no hit' if you save those challenges until after you get it, but since you don't get it until the very end of the postgame... it's not useful for very long. You can use it for 1 whole grand arena challenge if you've already done all of the boss challenges. And well, space ranger is probably the best weapon for no hitting all bosses with how safe it is.

[@bartzle_butz9889]

I expected the time crash counter to slow down to keep it in time with the ability 😅

[@Mega_idk]

Missed opportunity

[@reedyoung6742]

Maybe they could have done it with 2 timers with one slowed down. And just show the normal timer after time crash is done doing what it does best. Committing mass genocide of Mr. sandbag.

[@sunkfnf2406]

@@reedyoung6742 Wrong use of the word genocide. Here's a definition for the word, "To constitute genocide, there must be a proven intent on the part of perpetrators to physically destroy a national, ethnical, racial or religious group. Cultural destruction does not suffice, nor does an intention to simply disperse a group."

[@dudec443ytcool4]

This just shows that alot of the time that most weapons do the same damage, it just depends on how you play them, or what your play style is

[@ItzMehWFroge]

How did norm gun do better than upgrade

[@kasiab5782]

@@ItzMehWFroge yes

[@PandaUnfortunate]

@@ItzMehWFroge Upgraded gun fires weaker shots, but a lot more of them. The extras actually increase the time between full charged attacks

[@Bryan-hh3mq]

@@ItzMehWFroge The upgraded shot only did damage when it first hit mr sandbag. The single shot continues going through the enemy, and since the dummy is knocked back, it gets hit by the same shot multiple times.

[@kindajustvibin]

I remember when hammer was one of the most powerful abilities in the older games

[@reactionlessssbu-clips2723]

some of these abilities work better when the target doesn't fly around after getting hit like bosses

[@mixsi5394]

Thats why masked hammer is the best for killing bosses and most used too

[@sinteleon]

@@mixsi5394 Except it's not, Toy hammer is better than masked for purposes for killing bosses. :P (Proof: it's the top speedrun time weapon)

[@Simply_resharkable]

Also, tornado is better when there's enemies or stars around

[@biggestboy8239]

I’m pretty sure that Masked Hammer is technically the best against bosses.

[@destroyerkitty9434]

Masked Hammer is just broken honestly

[@yaboiashy3721]

@@destroyerkitty9434 yeah, I beat invasive forgo in one charge attack when I powered up masked hammer and used deep sleep. It's so op.

[@countrygirl321075]

Yeah

[@ITSREIGNING]

Toy Hammer is surprisingly better, because at max upgrades it's the same damage but it does it all in one hit instead of over the entire spinny animation.

[@mariomythes2807]

Personally I love using *Morpho Knight Sword* that shit decimates bosses in seconds especially when upgraded besides the teleport dodge saved me many times and sometimes being able to recover a little health by attacking, only drawback is that charging it fully to the max is pain. This is my opinion personally Update: I like to come back on using *Morpho Knight Sword* because *Toy Hammer* CRUSHES all bosses. I used it in the *Ultimate Z Cup* and I beat in less than 15 minutes while it took me almost a good hour to beat all of them with Morpho Knight Sword, Toy Hammer's Hammer Flip is a single-hit rather than multi-hit, this means that it skips the trigger of the second boss phase (still activating if after) and usually they need one more hit after that

[@mechanicretro9963]

Have you tried using the combo with meta knight sword? The combo goes: Slide, jump and catch enemy with sword and repeatedly pressing B while in the air

[@vyo27viyo79]

its less damage

[@nojelly7075]

It's more damage

[@studiohorse2781]

It's Brawl meta knight

[@noobychoco454]

is this metal gear rising now okno i'll stop ok wtf i realized, forgotten land's final boss fighting arena is basically where jetstream sam fights armstrong

[@hypersnake7037]

It’s medium damage

[@blizz2581]

Don’t be too harsh on deep sleep! If you use it when your standing next to Mr, sandbag it does 1 dmg!

[@yasinzayan3836]

Damn that's a lot of damage

[@ahuman1042]

@@yasinzayan3836 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@Master0fHyrule]

Let me know what you thought about this type of challenge... I tried to do a "Smash" challenge in Kirby.

[@theultranot-owl8840]

Good idea bro

[@theultranot-owl8840]

Yeah

[@dansquaddan2441]

Good idea.

[@blazesona12]

It was interesting idea but the drill set is alot better than that just you were focusing too much (I think) on the bigger aoe ya could easy make it a small circle and the quake will still happen

[@JamesWilson-mu7vk]

@Ryan’s toy time but that’s not a ability

[@TheMadRatKing]

I found that Twin Drill, Attack Boost, and a full-size Quake Charge can absolutely FLATTEN most bosses.

[@leopardbunny]

I feel like fully upgraded Toy Hammer would be faster and more reliable

[@xxTC-96xx]

The fully upgraded drill is my personal favourite XD

[@darthvader473]

Nice to see you TC.

[@thermo_]

Yeah same

[@sparkling_eevee1877]

The drill was done unfairly, cause they made big circles when you don't have to

[@umagatron787]

@@sparkling_eevee1877 true also when you do close the actual drill attacks and does more damage so that’s ungpfair

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Mine’s dragon fire, just because the after burn is so OP.

[@mariomythes2807]

Kirby with Time Crash: *ZA-WARUDO* Also I wish Sleep's evolution was from Kirby Battle Royale instead, that game may be the only instance where we are ever going to see Sleep in a combat form. I would have loved to take on all the bosses with Kirby sleep fighting with a pillow

[@Tobunari]

What? Kirby Battle Royale? That game doesn't exist.

[@reesewhittington6778]

@@AA4AA4 think that was a joke

[@Sking1309]

@@AA4AA4 Probably super kirby clash or kirby fighters

[@yoursmashbrother]

Kirby Battle Royale exists, it is from 3DS, I like that game.

[@darkest_yt7263]

@@Tobunari you can check the book in kirby's house in forgotten land and its there

[@RealityMasterRogue]

I really didn't expect final cutter to do so much damage

[@KoopaXross]

Buzz blades is pretty good. Cus the multi hits will slow down bosses effectively due to how hits work in Kirby games. Can also make it stay and charge up while hitting a boss.

[@f1r3ny4n]

Oh hey its you again i remember you from a miitopia ost vid

[@RealityMasterRogue]

@@f1r3ny4n sounds accurate

[@daninbox]

I feel "Which Kirby Copy Ability Can Defeat Mr. Sandbag the fastest?" is a more engaging title. Great video.

[@Shy_Man111]

He changed it lol

[@daninbox]

@@Shy_Man111 lol I wonder if he read this.

[@pedroperon4988]

@@daninbox what was it originally?

[@daninbox]

@@pedroperon4988 "Which Kirby Copy Ability is the Most Powerful?"

[@pedroperon4988]

@@daninbox ohhh ok thx

[@xvy._aaa]

The pen(cil) is… _almost_ as mighty as the sword.

[@skyender8353]

If it wasn't copy abilities it would be Kirby himself. I also can't believe the damage some of these advanced abilities do! O-O This makes me want to get the game even more!

[@rockyrouge9753]

Here's every copy ability ranked by their mean 12th sleep, 35.5 overall 11th tornado, 28 overall 10th needle, 25.6 overall 9th ice, 24.6 overall 8th fire, 22.6 overall 7th bomb, 18.3 overall 6th ranger, 18 overall 5th crash, 17.5 overall 4th drill, 16 overall 3rd hammer, 11.25 overall 2nd sword, 8.75 overall 1st cutter, 8 overall

[@Twin138956Productions2019]

waddle dee's weapon shop upgrading look like minecraft enchantings lets goooooo

[@megamegamanz]

You can also drop on the enemy with the evolved sleep ability.

[@kirbyfan087]

It would still be 35th because it does minimal damage

[@mid-boss6461]

@@kirbyfan087 still better than no damage.

[@mnipotent8445]

@@kirbyfan087 34th actually Because he counts Crash only having one use

[@kirbyfan087]

@@mnipotent8445 So does Deep Sleep

[@mnipotent8445]

@@kirbyfan087 ah shit... You're right

[@Herosadvisor]

The challenge time tests in this game are getting really tough

[@maverickcarter9569]

Technically, first place is to Kirby himself, inhale just kills him one hit

[@user-xo5wd6sg5z]

this is about the hats, so , no hat= does not count.

[@Shrewdilus]

“I did not upgrade any of the powers to make things fair” I don’t really understand how this makes things fair, this makes it so that unevolved abilities can reach their full potential and thus don’t stand a fair chance

[@GenesisSonicN64Mario]

Technically, the needle abilities can be more effective on mr. Sandbag when you spam it, but as you said this is mostly A rough estimate

[@matthewjames514]

The upgrade to sleep can damage enemies when falling asleep and waking up I believe

[@CodeKirby]

what about popping the bubble

[@dragon-du6ew]

@@CodeKirby he wakes up

[@PaintraSeaPea]

@@dragon-du6ew i think theyre suggesting that because the bubble damages enemies it should count as an attack. i think the problem is that i'm not sure theres any way to bring the normal sleep ability over there

[@HomieUnicorn]

@@PaintraSeaPea You can inhale the sleep ability then bring it to mr sandbag before swallowing

[@PaintraSeaPea]

@@HomieUnicorn OH thats true, of course

[@ultragamer8816]

Fun fact: if you work at security at a Samsung store you will be a guardian of the galaxy

[@ultragamer8816]

Fun fact: swimming is just flying in water and flying is just swimming in the air

[@Striker_2500]

Stop no-

[@KirbyTheHolidayGuyIsBack]

6:03 Looks like blood when Kirby swings his hammer

[@redstonewarrior0152]

The needle copy ability has a "spin" move whenever you have the spines out and are airborne. Rather than the slow "hit every second" that the needle normally does, when spinning, the needle hits 4 or 5 times a second. Activating the needle when air born or jumping mid needle can massively increase your damage output. Granted, you do end up juggling Mr. Sandbag at that point.

[@rockyrouge9753]

0:28 36 sleep 0:43 35 deep sleep 0:59 34 crash 1:14 33 tornado 1:47 32 fire 2:13 31 bomb 2:37 30 needle 2:55 29 fleur tornado 3:15 28 ice 3:36 27 volcano fire 3:53 26 cluster needle 4:14 25 drill 4:36 24 frosty ice 4:55 23 noble ranger 5:10 22 Strom tornado 5:29 21 crystal needle 5:38 20 hammer 6:07 19 chain bomb 6:25 18 blizzard ice 6:44 17 ranger 7:01 16 pencil drill 7:21 15 sword 7:36 14 space ranger 7:59 13 cutter 8:18 12 gigant sword 8:40 11 masked hammer 9:00 10 toy hammer 9:19 9 dragon fire 9:39 8 chakram cutter 9:55 7 twin drill 10:14 6 meta knight sword 10:32 5 homing bomb 10:54 4 wild hammer 11:14 3 buzz-saw cutter 11:34 2 Morpho knight sword 11:50 1 time crash

[@PTTF2]

i like how it goes from friendly to death

[@JoelTheParrot]

36 is wrong. The bubble popping has a hitbox. 35 is wrong. The placement of the bed has a hitbox. You forgot to use the fastest copy ability: Kirby! (Pretty sure Sandbag is inhalable) I assume that situations like Masked Dedede and Noble Ranger are slowed down by not all of the hits hitting the launch-happy Mr. Sandbag.

[@Master0fHyrule]

#36 you can't even make it far #35 I didn't know that As for Kirby, I said "Copy Abilities" so I'm not wrong on that. 😜

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@Master0fHyrule #36 Chubby Kirby can waddle over to Mr. Sandbag. As for Kirby, Kirby's ability is literally the Copy Ability, not to be confused with the Copy Ability Copy Ability from Superstar and Superstar Ultra. The Copy Ability is the Ability to Copy. I think the Superstar tutorial calls the skill "Copy Ability". Kirby's ability, "Copy Ability", allows them to get Copy Abilities by Copying Abilities So I'm not wrong on that either. ;P

[@Master0fHyrule]

@@JoelTheParrot I'm going to go bash my head against the wall...

[@somerandomhandle]

@@JoelTheParrot Kirby can use copy ability copy ability against an copy ability which is against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability against an copy ability

[@Crazykiller_Wez]

Don't want to nitpick here, but 6 and 5 need to be switched around since 6, while barely faster, it is still faster than 5.

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

0:49 technically, if your bed hits an enemy, it deals damage.

[@EarPikmin]

No Mr sandbags were harmed in the making of this video.

[@rhythmgamerguygrey2363]

I love the advertisement break right before Mr.Sandbag got hit with the 2nd hit of the Wild Hammer amazing timing

[@CodeKirby]

That sleep pause screen is a squeak squad reference if iv'e ever seen one

[@pooper8643]

woah I haven’t been to ur channel in a while and now ur using mic!?? DOPE (your my childhood btw)

[@HollowOrigin]

Fun fact, with sleep’s upgrade, you can damage the dummy if you activate sleeping just next to it

[@benjomc]

More from this!

[@nrein89]

I'm just imagining Makiko Ōmoto shouting out "ZA WARUDO!" whenever Time Crash is used XD

[@CarlMeri765]

Me watching how a Black hole creator,a tornado god,2 hammers of the mighty king,the sword of a incredible swordman,a deadly cutter and a high tech made bombs, are shut the fcka by an Stone hammer with a X

[@Thomas-ni2ct]

Ice ability is pretty good against bosses because we can freeze them and escape a lot of attacks with his moovement speed

[@NostalgiaConnoisseur]

It also makes you immune to terrain hazards like mud and lava. It's easier to dodge with and the spin you do while jumping adds style points.

[@diamondking3785]

5:12 Storm Eagle & X: "Hey, that's my weapon!"

[@ace0135]

Technically, the timer shouldn't have been running while Time Crash was active

[@SuperMario.1]

All my money is on the Morpho Knight sword.

[@S_TripleA]

I love the thumbnail! 😂But you should have not put the exclamation mark because it would like funnier😂😅

[@Cavemanex-ts9fh]

Fact: Time stop stops time, so its time to defeat the sandbag should be 0:00

[@mr.sniffly5297]

It just slows time

[@aydenator2770]

it slows time down, so it would be closer to 1 second

[@user-nx6ut1wh7o]

2:45 nice the spikes are following the beat

[@ESw0rdsman]

Rather than the basic version, you shouldve had the upgraded one’s card shown for all of them!

[@hazardousg3065]

I love how for the last one he just used ZA WURDO to kill mr sandbag.

[@EvergreenSilva]

The fact that cutter made it so far makes me very happy, Rise Buzz-Saw Gang!

[@charziz6693]

You're using the Needle and Hammer abilities wrong, you need to spam it for Crystal Needle.

[@reshiramlodke3884]

Me audibly, near the end "If morpho is 2 then what's one... oh that checks."

[@Sirax123]

Remember, time bomb actually breaks time, so the actual time is much faster!

[@cynth8555]

No Mr. Sandbags were harmed in the making of this video

[@notaspacebatnamedzarthulu5569]

You can actually drop the bed on enemies to deal damage its great

[@szyl]

For number 35, the bed spawning actually can damage if it's spawned on something.

[@theoverseer1775]

One thing many people don’t know is that the meta knight sword, when doing the spin attack, you want to have the farthest part of the spinning swords hit the enemy. People mostly just rush straight into bosses and mini bosses, but having the farther end of the sword hit them while doing the spinning attack will make the damage significantly bigger. Also, moving while spinning instead of standing still will increase damage even further.

[@elimBaz]

Deel sleep can do damage,if you use it above the enemy

[@M.N.9]

2:56 you did an error here, regardless, nice creative video!

[@Zenithsh]

Love the vids,wishing I had to money to buy the game it looks so fun😫

[@weirdtyrant6274]

2:43 the needle follows the beat of the music.

[@slimballs9650]

1:51 As Chuggaaconroy would say, "QA was eating a sandwich this day."

[@jaxolon333]

actually if you use deep sleep right next to sandbag it does a little damage when the bed pops up

[@suleimansghk]

mr.sandbag: what did i do to deserve this, kirby? what have i ever done to you?

[@NotMyHandleAnymore]

Idea: What abilities can get you out of Mr Sandbag's room before he respawns? Mr Sandbagust be in the middle of the room when defeated

[@dragonft.12]

Morpho knight Kirby: yes Normal Kirby: Y E S

[@crowwithknifecawcaw]

You could easily shave off 5-10 seconds if you spam shoot regular shots while the space Ranger black hole fires. You don’t have to just stand there and wait for it to end lol. It should be way higher ranked

[@HUBE07]

Hey! The upgraded sleep makes damage with the bed if it touches the enemy!

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

Time crash's true time is 0 seconds lmao

[@helper_games]

Technically time crash only took 2 seconds if we go by the in game timer, but the real timer yep 8 seconds makes sence, would probably be 7 if the sandbag wasnt flung that high

[@kellyashfordtrains2642]

Nice. Kirby can also go Flash Fishing. I've played the game in Kirby & the Forgotten Land a few times. The heaviest fish Kirby and I have caught so far weighs 8, 119lbs. Can you beat it?

[@Eldritch_Boogaloo]

10,000 lbs. for me

[@gazywaked3748]

@@Eldritch_Boogaloo so you catched an average US citizen?

[@BlueEyes274]

10,111 for me. Literally how the game rolled it.

[@michaelkowal3230]

Couldn't you get a faster time with drill if you do multiple smaller circles, or does the size of the circle effect the damage output?

[@aydenator2770]

bigger circles do more damage.

[@michaelkowal3230]

@@aydenator2770 okay, thanks for clearing that up

[@pokemon221www]

Fully Upgraded Popstar Shooter is by far the best. Max Attack Speed and Max Damage at +3. In addition to an attack boost, it literally melts bosses.

[@CodeKirby]

Ranger

[@dragon-du6ew]

POPSTAR SHOOTER!?!?!?!?!?!?😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@dede_hdd1232]

@@CodeKirby thank you I didn't know what he meant

[@haleyfromstardewvalley6003]

Ayo Kirby is a WHAT

[@dede_hdd1232]

@@haleyfromstardewvalley6003 kirby is a war criminal

[@theendersmirk5851]

I could be wrong because testing feels quicker in game, but I swear I think Needle does more damage if you're spamming it than by holding it, and also more in the midair version.

[@Ankerblax]

If you do the deep sleep right next to an enegy it deals damage

[@SystemNumba1]

Pencil drill would be so funny if it would launch pencils from underground

[@totothepotato2794]

Obviously the fastest way to do this is to get normal Kirby and inhale mr sandbag then instantly swallow or spit him

[@bookswithbek2702]

Kirby Kirby can, he inhales and Mr. Sandbag's dead!

[@SeigeGoat]

Respect for Mr sandbag for dying many times and hurts

[@aydenator2770]

deep sleep and sleep both do damage. you have to be near the target, and theyll do a small amount of damage.

[@ItsVreenTM]

Mr Sandbag: Why are we still here… just to suffer…

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

With Cluster Needle, I suggest you try spamming the attack button instead of holding it. I have shredded through bosses and mini-bosses this way, including all three arenas.

[@cheesecakecrusade]

1:00 ME WHEN THE DOOM MUSIC KICKS IN

[@chuenchuen2812]

Have you tried spamming. The attack for the second needle, I think it's more DPS if u spam it instead of holding it

[@JetSetDman]

holy shit this video ends so abruptly

[@mintymechanic8420]

i like how it is actually possible to rank the effects of sleep and deep sleep despite them both not doing damage

[@Linktober04]

deep sleep actually does 1 damage if you use it up close >:]

[@ultragamer8816]

Funny how a tornado kills quicker than a bomb

[@ducky1204]

you can spam activate clutter needle because the nails and screws that come out deal extra damage so it should be ranked higher.

[@phillipzoruastudios9114]

11:54 Kirby really did just say ZA WARUDO

[@gerryjr6490]

I use Gigant and Meta Knight Sword's special ability on Mr Sandbag and it's really really effective against him plus enemies too

[@user-wc8cj7dc3n]

Time Crash is the ultimate copy ability.

[@GuidingLightAngel]

Seems people haven't figured out that deep sleep's bed actually does damage when it spawns (and I believe when it despawns as well)

[@jaydenalonso580]

0:29 this made Kirby asleep

[@King_Of_Khaos]

any idea what the music he plays while fighting mr sandbag is?

[@ariyasinhamohdjayothisa7888]

3:55 ever heard of kirby and the crystal shards before?

[@Linx9214]

The fact this wasn't uploaded on April fools is such a missed opportunity.