Ranking every Kirby ability by how useful it is IRL

[@j0rts]

Which ability would you choose?

[@Pumpernikkle]

the identity theft ability pls and thanks

[@LinkTheOnePieceFan]

Water

[@Skivv5]

magic (or bomb)

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Ghost, 100%

[@izzybellyyy]

Yesss ghost. Never have to have any responsibilities again, I can just watch stuff happening and take control of bad people and world leaders to change things

[@SablePaintbrush]

I do want to note that the mike ability is just a normal mike, it's Kirby's 'singing' that's so unbearable that everyone explodes.

[@DccToon]

i love being mike

[@blufyres]

Ah yes, he copies the Mike not the singing

[@DccToon]

i mean mike is the strongestman on earth@@blufyres

[@SablePaintbrush]

@@TheOnePlaying-lg1xy Go look up the Mike ability on the Kirby Wiki. Almost every single game that has ability flavor text mentions that it's Kirby's voice that's causing the trouble

[@kumomo_yosei]

@@TheOnePlaying-lg1xy Kirby sings in the anime

[@izzybellyyy]

Ghost might require the ultimate sacrifice but it would be worth it to take control of the president and hit the griddy on tv

[@Snowpro45.]

TRUE

[@rachelmckee6399]

XD

[@lasercraft32]

"small price to pay for the president hitting the griddy on tv"

[@Marcuskwok-hn5yi]

We can also control sssniperwolf to put herself in prison or control people to delete her channel

[@skeepodoop5197]

Trade offer: I receive: Your living body. You receive: The ability to make the president hit the griddy on tv.

[@YouFoundTheOcarina]

I find it really funny how poison is immediately rejected because it only kills people but then higher tiers still have things usefull mainly for murder or other crimes

[@Cboom]

*self defense XD

[@KamilDrakari]

To be fair, poison as shown wouldn't be all that good for murdering people. Like, are you going to eat something handed to you by a stranger who's constantly shooting purple goo out of their head? You would need to plan things out in advance, in which case you probably could have just acquired poison in a less conspicuous way.

[@mathcookie8224]

Other "murder" abilities are more useful because you have more control over them and can whip them out only when the time is right and only on your target. Poison is hard to control and will spread everywhere when used.

[@CoalPrice]

thank you for not spoiling the video for me

[@Operational117]

@@mathcookie8224 That’s the issue: it’s too easy to cause massive collateral damage, not to mention the extreme environmental damage it can cause.

[@ThatOnePerson_Gab]

Some people underestimate how powerful Sleep could actually be irl. It might not look like much at first but it's when you look at smaller details that make it great: 1) Immediate sleep anywhere, in which can provide an actual good sleep without worrying about your social anxiety 2) Recovers your health, which means it would heal up any injuries overnight 3) Instantly summon a hat to sleep, in which you can sell and essentially bank off of it. 4) When upgraded, you can summon a literal bed for yourself in which you can ALSO sell (more likely to bank) 5) A boost of some kind upon waking up from the UPGRADED BED. Overall: Sleep is above top tier IRL.

[@AVerySealishSeal]

well both the hat and bed thing are debatable, as they didn't mention upgraded abilities from forgotten land and the sleeping cap isn't in some games.

[@ThatOnePerson_Gab]

@@AVerySealishSeal True, true, though i'm basing this off the recent games.

[@normal6483]

@@AVerySealishSeal Crash's entire placement is based on a Forgotten Land upgrade, so I think it's still fair game.

[@iancomtois9832]

Downsides: drool, can't wake up for at least five seconds, good luck finding a place for all those beds you need to summon for the best version of sleep, forced to fall asleep as soon as you get the ability, and there's a small chance you get the anime version that keeps you asleep for a few hundred years or until smelling salts are applied

[@mephone_3gs2763]

@@iancomtois9832 the upgrade sleep ability u get to choose when

[@talgron]

Depending on the quality of sand, infinite sand would be a huge money maker as concrete uses sand or microchips if you can make silica sand.

[@cjt354]

Depending on the iteration of the ability, Doctor is capable of producing some combination of healing elixirs, sleeping gas, elemental bombs, and an infinite supply of large, dense pills, and can even resurrect the dead. That's S-tier if I've ever seen it, even if you're scared of Kirby's lack of qualifications.

[@grimcreeper8196]

The moment you get the doctor ability you get instant knowledge in every medical and chemical field

[@eat00002]

He gets the PHD by getting the ability, he can also get ability via get phd, but both required to truly doctor, that's my take on it

[@bczvbcvbdz]

you got 69 likes

[@AwesomeGamer-om4hm]

Well, here is Dr. Kirby and he is saving lives.

[@mishagaming1075]

@@grimcreeper8196Even if that's not the case, you can still get a phd normally and use that knowledge in the ability What i'm saying is just get good.

[@lordfrogIII]

Honestly thought hammer, yoyo, circus and magic were done dirty. Rarely have i thought in my own life "oh i could really use a sword right now" or "sure wish i could turn into a stone so I could negate this fall". In contast, being able to provide entertainment (or a hammer) to myself and others is useful at least weekly.

[@LaurieMurray1344]

Don’t forget about paint he forgot it also brings what you paint to life

[@aberrantreptile]

You could easily use some of those abilities to start entertainment shows and make a ton of money off of it.

[@jgames5fun503]

​@@LaurieMurray1344did you watch the video? Thats Artist not Paint.

[@LaurieMurray1344]

@@jgames5fun503 thought they were the same thing Jesus I make one mistake and you need to call it out

[@phillnyetheplaylistguy3759]

Bot having fall damage in real life would be kinda good for my career options not gonna lie.

[@TheBT]

You are deeply underselling how useful the leaf ability would be. 1) Livestock feed 2) Mulch and composting 3) Biofuel 4) Annoying your neighbour 5) Having amazing entrances 6) The ability to stop trains in the UK 7) A job for life in media production of Autumnal Scenes

[@HELLRAISER02]

8. Stealth shield that makes you invincible

[@survivorofthecurse717]

There's also the problem that makes Mic even worse. Canonically, in anime and game, it's not the mic that makes enemies just alt + f4, its Kirby's singing Also, Festival would be a good mid tier. Imagine being able to control everyone and have them do any dance you want perfectly: Torture Dance, that one meme from Yakuza, or even Fortnite emotes (not the cringe rap songs, though)

[@Tino-tr6zv]

@@survivorofthecurse717that;s what i'm saying!

[@Sucullentbutter]

​@@HELLRAISER02wait Thats true tho, u could work as a stealth sniper.

[@HELLRAISER02]

@@Sucullentbutter itd also just be good for not dying, invincibility, baby :), and mude-

[@MarioPlushYT]

0:56 Nah, Kirby is so bad at singing that his foes *explode* with laughter. No seriously I read the Dream Land manual.

[@stereokuuji]

My brother told me this.....he didn't read the manual so I'm going to tell him it's true

[@ChrisHinners008]

This reminds me of when Bart lined up like 10 megaphones and yelled *T E S T I N G*

[@snowysnowballsnow]

Apparently, the reason why, according to the series is because Kirby is tone deaf

[@MapleNephthys]

Super ironic that you ranked entertainment related abilities at low tiers while bomb is higher when it literally has less practical use for a law abiding citizen

[@giftgiver23]

The fact that he himself is an entertainer really just makes it extra interesting

[@funnycat9962]

But what if you’re building a railway through a mountain? We’ve all built railways through mountains before.

[@Triforce_of_Doom]

I mean it could get you a solid position in a demolition company

[@RF-Ataraxia]

​@@funnycat9962 Ah, yeah, my favorite hobby!

[@ImNotFunny541]

Bombs can be used for jobs like Demolition. Or become the military's best freind... Just saying.

[@FlyingNoodle554]

Infinite birds equals infinite food, just sayin

[@bardzokreatywnanazwa4647]

infinite money

[@MintFrog]

@@bardzokreatywnanazwa4647YOU CAN MAKE A BUSINESS SELLING BIRDS!😊

[@WCircuit7224]

​@@bardzokreatywnanazwa4647 no need for money

[@The_idwid]

But they dissapear immediately so maybe you can sell overpriced magic shows

[@HIMB13]

Bro thinks he's Peruvian 💀

[@SpookyRobinson]

I was unaware Kirby had so much uhh "self defense"

[@Plushplush1]

Of course! I always keep a bomb on me just in case for self defense purposes. I even mail them to my neighbors for them to be safe. All of them left the country and died from unknown circumstances, but the bomb for sure helped them.

[@iancomtois9832]

Kirby is who you should call to defeat literally every other Nintendo character. At once.

[@PantheonFefnir]

I think you've forgotten the biggest weakness of becoming a UFO: you can no longer travel up and down ladders. Sure, you think that's minor, but wait until you're somewhere where the only way down is by a ladder, and you then realize what a fool you have been for trading your ladder-traversal abilities for a UFO... Edit: In case you ever wanted to see someone say they've never played a 2d Kirby game without explicitly saying it, feel free to check out the replies.

[@TheMistermastermario]

this also applies to becoming a ghost

[@PantheonFefnir]

@TheMistermastermario we need a horror movie where the ghost is defeated by keeping it at the top of a ladder

[@radu-oy7em]

this world is 3d the latter doesnt ocupie the hole hole you can fly down

​@@radu-oy7emthe UFO might occupy the whole hole.

[@VictorJohansson-qv7hf]

Just fly down

[@robosuit]

I can tell you haven't played Kirby 64

[@spicybeantofu]

I love that one

[@sebastianmjynapiermjy]

I don’t get it

[@freak0429]

That's just a lot

[@some_dumdum]

​@@sebastianmjynapiermjy Kirby can become a fridge there

[@ЕленаИзюмова-у7ц]

I did with an emulator >:)

[@blob693]

14:52 damn if only i could had this power for college…

[@bardzokreatywnanazwa4647]

sand is infinity money because is used in bulding industry

[@Etrelley]

I was searching for a comment talking about it 👌

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

deflation

[@Etrelley]

@@zixvirzjghamn737 Not if you don't flood the market. You just have to sell regularly but in reasonable quantity, so you will never be in need ever again, but you don't destroy the value of your production.

[@Operational117]

Moreso because sand contains silica, aka. silicon dioxide, and silicon is heavily used in the semiconductor industry.

[@Benw8888]

not infinite- you get a constant money flow, but the net present value is finite. I can also give you infinite money: it's called investing a dollar in the stock market.

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Being tiny would mean you're extra portable. You could fit in a pocket and go on an adventure with a friend. And think if the saved costs on airplane tickets! But personally I'd love to have cleaning powers, I struggle at times.

[@JuanchoGamex]

Ahem (clears throat) . . . . . *JAR*

[@Icalasari]

Plus there is a whole "community" that you could make "videos" for and make bank off of

[@ElodieHiras]

1:16 Have you *SEEN* modern art? "Paint" would make you a millionaire overnight!

[@iancomtois9832]

Artist would then make you a billionaire. Or just draw all the stuff you would buy with that money

[@supersonicgamer4568]

1:07 I don't know if you actually know but that's not the microphone being ungodly loud, that's just Kirby being really really bad at singing, like kill everyone bad.

[@raiknightshade3442]

Glass is made out of sand so you'd make a KILLING as a custom glass maker with infinite sand supplies

[@Operational117]

Not only that, but sand is a prime source of silicon. Infinite sand = infinite silicon = infinite semiconductor production.

[@raiknightshade3442]

@@Operational117 oh shit I didn't see this earlier but you're SO right actually

[@iancomtois9832]

Just partner with the people who picked Fire and Hammer

[@kaldogorath]

Isn't sand pretty much free though?

[@jruler93]

Sand might sound useless, but think about all the glass and concrete in a city. Glass and concrete are both made with sand, and there's only so much sand in the world. But if you could generate more sand out of thin air? That would be huge for the construction industry, and you'd be financially set for life.

[@BJGvideos]

I thought concrete was made of volcanic ash

[@jruler93]

@@BJGvideos Cement is made of sand and silicates. Ancient Rome used volcanic ash in their cement because it was an easy source of silicates that made strong concrete, but modern industrial concrete is just as strong.

[@HELLRAISER02]

Conceptually Sand is OP,depending on how lenient we are with how you can control it, you can make buildings out of sand, shields, hide in sand, make stair cases to escape or go over traffic, etc, along with the glass thing, SUPER under rated in this vid

[@woodwolvesgames2563]

Yes, yes! Though it would depend on composition, courseness, and smoothness to tell how useful. If those factors are controllable: Underrated jackpot!

[@constellationmaker135]

Dude. Imagine building a whole new planet and you said it was originated from *fucking sand.*

[@Thatangry_enby]

6:57 Never underestimate the power of POCKET SAND

[@andytaker3073]

Got dang it, Dale

[@williammeador4674]

Will someone explain why it is infinite?

[@Potramon]

The pharaoh’s curse

[@Pitester]

If it's really infinite and doesn't' disappear like in the sprite animation then it's a valuable resource for producing concrete.

[@pinepizzaze]

creating sparks? being able to turn into a protective stone? a jet? significantly stop time? sleeping whenever you want? creating clones? *Reminds me of a game about gloves*

[@dogryme6]

Huh? Doesn't sound like Glover, doesn't sound like a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fighting game... What game are you referencing?

[@gegor41311]

2:00 magicians do make money tho...

[@Cboom]

well, the ability to fly and destroy things for self defense sounds good, but, being able to sleep well wherever you want? that's a big deal XD

[@Cosmical_bread]

choose ufo and sleep on the moon

[@tomc.5704]

Sleep is even better than that, because it's some kind of magic sleep that rejuvenates you in less than a minute, sometimes even providing buffs!

[@ZAPRST8879]

@@tomc.5704 and in some case it can even let you move while sleeping making it able to use your time 24/7 while regen and gain buff once woke up

[@constellationmaker135]

Being able to just snap asleep at any time where the fuck you want sounds literally perfect.

[@nickname5447]

Mini would honestly be extremely useful for conserving food and grabbing objects from hard to reach places. You could make your house into a mansion just by changing your size.

[@linkolek]

You could buy one of those mini mansion models, place it in some small, cheap room and live a life of a rich for a fraction of the price.

[@memey6978]

​@@linkolekif you can minimize everything you need and want to bring too, itll be epic

[@8l4z3the9th]

​@linkolek you could just live in a barbie dollhouse for the rest of your life!

[@AnonymOus-ss9jj]

Isn't that the plot of Downsizing?

[@nickname5447]

I haven't watched that one yet, sadly.

[@Salmonboyo]

"Breaking and entering, legally of course" Something seems off here.

[@Those_Weirdos]

5:30 I was instinctively moving my mouse to the seek bar to start skipping an Aura ad, while thinking that would be a masterful transition into one.

[@little_bit_guy2532]

16:40 Kirby was never seen again

[@nickpels5772]

Wheel is absolutely s tier. Getting around quickly without needing a car or driver’s license sounds amazing, and it saves a ton of gas money. I know there are things like bikes, but wheel just seems easier

[@thebananaspeedruns9275]

Just be careful that nobody mistakes you for a real wheel and you get attached to a car against your will

[@regretgames5580]

A lot of medicines are just poisons being used differently which means that poison could be quite useful in the medical field.

[@salted3807]

ok but doctor

[@leoperd3487]

@@salted3807poison helps the medical field in different ways than doctor; doctor deals with the “usual” stuff and poison helps create antivenoms. Edit: did autocorrect just turn “with” into “the”??? Why?

[@VetrDraugr]

​@@salted3807 why not both

[@salted3807]

@@VetrDraugr makes sense

[@kingsofterlingua9031]

Yeah, you could make covid shots.

[@overclockshock]

If you count final weapons as copy abilities, the secret #0 would be the Star Rod, which I think can quite literally turn dreams into reality

[@Abegilr_Dragonrider]

So it's just a more elaborate Sleep?

[@isaacthelad496]

The power I would hold :Goon:

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

@@isaacthelad496pizza tower lap 4 would be real

[@overclockshock]

@@Abegilr_Dragonrider LOL good point!

[@Muho_is_me]

What if i dreamed world explode

[@Memes____________3___________.]

5:18 if you go tiny around food that’s a lot of food especially foods that get bad slow that’s very good for drinks and food way better for grocery bills

[@W0lF3y6]

I unironically think about being a ninja pretty often 7:12

[@ArtificialDjDAGX]

mini would allow you to eat way less food, so if you buy an ice-cream you have unfathomable amounts of icecream at no additional cost :D

[@thomashost272]

7:14 Ninjas historically were also farmers and travelling merchants, so while the ninja techniques themselves aren't useful in day-to-day life unless you're a spy or assassin, being able to just casually gain all the knowledge of a ninja means you'd be able to run a self-sustaining mountain village.

[@SkillsLoading]

So with spark. Hook a load of high capacity wires to a bank of batteries. Hold the wires and discharge electricity at a rate that the wires can handle until the battery bank is full. Depending on your output, the capacity and number of batteries and wires and your electricity usage you could potentially get a weeks worth of electricity in a few minutes.

[@OmegaDragonGaming]

You'd never have to pay for electricity again

[@jeffdeadman2370]

@@OmegaDragonGaming you could sell any excess electricity to your local power grid as a sorce of clean energy

[@Stathio]

Free electricity using the spark ability to power a bitcoin miner = infinite money!

[@constellationmaker135]

It's like you're a thunder elemental. (because ya fucken are)

[@DILLPICKLEZZ23]

5:45 THIS IS AMAZING! and ethicly embigues!

[@SVRFFR]

0:35 keep in mind you are invincible to every attack with the leaf block

[@msvi09official]

Artist is literally creative mode, I'd pick that easy

[@AppleDevourer]

0:19 Who's "us"?

[@BFAYW]

We.

[@Jsbehsi9]

​@@BFAYWNINTENDO WII

[@JezElectro13]

Why is you saying "Self Defense" in these air quotes so funny to me? I don't outright explode with laughter, but I do have a chuckle.

[@FireLordSSBU]

1:44 I will treasure this walking animation forever.

[@Containers-v7m]

15:44 thats a funny transition

[@MonklockAnimations]

With UFO you could take rocks from the moon and sell them on Earth. Just saying there's some business opportunity there👍

[@AngelofGrace96]

the amount of time he said 'self defence' was hilarious :D If I had to choose, I'd probably pick Parasol or Sleep. He's right, being able to make yourself sleep on command is an underrated power.

[@ICader7194]

1:54 -magic is entertainment and that's useless 0:00 -the youtube

[@ICader7194]

@@TheOnePlaying-lg1xy tell them that then

[@westdoesthings146]

my friend and i used to play a lot of return to dream land and we would always get sand and then repeatedly make castles and scream "FREE HOUSING"

[@tappydani9378]

Man, you vastly underrated the power of entertainment, considering this very KZbin channel is made for that very reason!

[@SoulCore413]

UFO is just a classic ability. If you just turn into a ufo that’s cool, but if you can also go inside the ufo and decorate that would be awesome.

[@SECONDQUEST]

Bomb being low tier means you're not actually thinking practically

[@hello-xm5il]

Unless you work in demolition I can't think of any irl practical use for bomb (actually, since the bomb kirby throws seems to be only capable of damaging living things, even using it for demolition may be out of the question)

[@broncos435]

@@hello-xm5il only practical use other than demo is just being a terrorist lmao

[@memerboi7128]

@@broncos435or if you want a realistic Demoman tf2 cosplay

[@Ezezetayin]

​@@memerboi7128 Ka... BOOOM!!!

[@marzipancutter8144]

@@hello-xm5il Nah the bomb also destroys destructible blocks, which in the real world is almost everything.

[@boots1070]

Plasma because I would be able to blink really fast, I could charge any of my devices instantly, and the electricity bill would no longer exist for me because I am the power generator, also I’d have an electric shield around me at all time as self defense that would shock someone if they tried to hurt me and even when running I’d generate the shield more so.

[@marzipancutter8144]

You need to be careful with charging things "instantly". Real life devices often can't take that kind of voltage, if we could we'd do it. Unlike spark you'd have a hard time regulating it as well. Keep in mind that while it has electrical properties, you're still dealing with Plasma and not pure electricity. Most things you'd use it on would straight up melt because of the extreme temperatures it's usually at, with no way to downregulate it because at that point it wouldn't be Plasma anymore.

[@pikpikice]

Ik this vid was a while ago but mic works because of Kirby’s bad singing ( 0:56 )

[@Red-in-Green]

It might not seem like it, but sand can be very expensive. The ability to generate infinite sand is a massive moneymaker.

[@EffinChat]

Sand needs a few more useful points for a) quick escapes (pocket sand!) And b) extinguishing fires

[@bio-weaponn5576]

I'd argure the best ability is to just BE Kirby.

[@gamingwithroxas5211]

Now that’s smart. You can become all of these

[@kitairo8519]

So the coppy coppy ability?

[@constellationmaker135]

I mean.. technically you're right. Now only do you have quite literally no limit to how much you can eat, but you can become ANY of the abilities I shit you not, *whenever the fuck you want.* If we count final weapons as copy abilities, Star Rod is #0. Base Kirby is #-1.

[@Hikizujin]

it would be the best but the problem is if u cant copy anything

[@lasercraft32]

Are we gonna talk about the fact that he placed the "Animal" ability above Drill just because it makes you a furry? 💀

[@Stathio]

Makes sense to me!

[@thelazypanda12]

I’d say I would choose Bubble. I can maybe trap myself in my own bubble for transportation. Maybe I can entertain myself with it, too. And if the bubbles are durable, I can just reach heights. Sorta like Bubble Bobble (which is one of my favorite games). Also may be pretty useful for self-defense.

[@saadinhalf]

I feel like a lot of these are just lacking in creativity- poison is useful bc you can in fact deal w the pests in your house if you use a tiny stream on the edges of your home. Cutter is useful if you just don’t THROW the darn thing. Magician. Infinite birds? Infinite matter???? You’ve just solved the energy crisis.

[@benbenooo]

I feel like everything kirby could create infinitely would be incredible irl. Even poison and leaves. You'd need to enslave him for eternity but you could create paper out of his leaves for example.

[@pieceofbacon6904]

6:50 You can throw it into people's eyes. "For Self Defense"

[@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2]

Pocket Sand!

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

Mini would be pretty useful for doctors since they could send someone into your bloodstream to find what's wrong with you.

[@alphax-shroom6781]

Beam is also a form of electricity and a source of light. Circus does offer acrobatic skills, thus good posture and flexibility. Fire/burning has flight involved. Leaf has minor wind properties to sweep the yard and trim trees.

[@blobybrober27]

9:52, ah yes, i can fake peppino my way through the walmart

[@henkiestudios5117]

I sure do love doing self-defense

[@V_E_R_D_A_N_T]

crash let's you fulfill your dreams of becoming oppenheimer

[@wholestick5986]

time crash lets you become dio

[@Ezezetayin]

​@@wholestick5986 *ZA WARUDO!!!!!* Are there not any other time stopping examples unrelated to JoJo?

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Sakuya from Touhou(but then again it’s commonly assumed that her time stopping powers is a reference to Dio)

[@V_E_R_D_A_N_T]

@@BlackdragonTheShadow sadly no knives

[@SillyGremlin1361]

3:43 People in the 1800's putting that in S

[@Memes____________3___________.]

I thought that aswell

[@Africanaerial]

You aren’t funny.

[@Candle_eater7685]

You're telling me a deathly laser is more useful than making people groove?

[@0rbital116]

Cleaning should of been a tier because you have little guys to help with chores and you can fly

[@justjames4]

Nice video. 👍 I wrote my many observations that add to or differ from those of the video's below. • Poison could be a lot more useful than you described. It could be used to get an occupation in exterminating pests. • Leaf has a move that provides the means to hide. It could also be used to feed pet bugs or provide entertaining leaf flying action. This ability is more versatile than you described. • Mike doesn't destroy allies. During Kirby Star Allies, allies can join in Mike's third attack, implying that they don't get affected. • Bell can be used for amplified protection when blocking attacks. • I think that the entertainment that someone could provide with Yo-Yo, Magic or Circus earns them a higher spot than F tier. The cool tricks that can be done could be a fun way to cheer oneself up, and easily getting an occupation as an entertainer could be very useful. • Only allies start dancing along with Festival Kirby. It isn't implied that allies dance against their wills, and it's likely that allies want to help Kirby with the technique. Nearby enemies turn into Point Stars instead of being forced to dance. • Beam could be as useful as Spark and Plasma. • Don't forget that Hammer can also be a source of fire via the Hammer Flip technique. • Whip also grants the super speed. It isn't only Kirby's incredible capabilities that allow him to attack very fast when using some of Whip's techniques; all the moves have short timeframes, yet some of the names of the moves describe that they hit one hundred times. • Sword can also shoot cutting beams using certain techniques. • Archer and Bomb could also be useful when it comes to finding easy employment in specific occupations. • The staff weapon that Staff uses can also extent, allowing to push things from a distance. • Sand has a technique that literally immediately generates a high quality sand castle. This would be great for winning sand castle building competitions, unless it counts as cheating. Otherwise, generating sand would count as generating a valuable resource in some businesses, Sand has a move that a provides a means to hide, and its hard fist attack is strong enough to break iron. This ability is more versatile than you described. • Ninja provides as much knifes as needed, which could be useful could selling them to make money or to quickly get cooking equipment for a lot of people. Ninja is additionally described as providing stealth skills, which could have many uses in real life, even though people don't specifically think to be a ninja if they desire to be more stealthy. • Something useful to note about Ice (and technically Blizzard by extension despite not having been demonstrated) is that it's strong against fire, even though people usually associate fire with something that melts ice. Putting out fire can be useful. • Cleaning is arguably a lot more useful beyond its theme of cleaning solely because of its ability to summon Nago, Pitch and ChuChu. Those characters are capable enough to help Kirby defend the entirety of Planet Popstar from Dark Matter. Having access to characters that can protect from an apocalyptic threat is a huge deal. • Bubble doesn't shrink things, it turns them into Copy Essences or Star Bullets, items that can only be used by Kirby. Additionally, items in bubbles get stored by going into Kirby's Copy Palette pocket realm. This ability isn't very useful if a human were to use it. It'd still be cool for magic shows or bubble baths I guess. • The wings provided by Beetle can cut enemies or ropes without breaking, so they're tougher than they seem. • Cook doesn't telekinetically drag nearby allies in when used, so you wouldn't need to worry about accidentally cooking anyone you don't want to unless they naturally fall in the cauldron. • I don't think that a person on Earth would be able to use Time Crash because they wouldn't be able to access the upgrade. The regular version of Crash could have its uses, but it would realistically be too destructive for my liking. • Did you mean that Cupid spreads love literally or metaphorically? The arrows that Cupid provides don't appear to be magical.

[@mathcookie8224]

The thing about Crash is that the Forgotten Land is implied to be that dimension's equivalent of Earth, so actually it may be possible for us to find the Time Crash blueprint (especially since it was hidden in Wondaria, the one world in the game that's completely human-built, implying it was placed by humans). Getting the Rare Stones needed to make it might be more of a problem, depending on what those are exactly.

[@justjames4]

@@mathcookie8224 What implies that the forgotten land takes place on a version of Earth rather than an unknown planet that an unknown civilization lived on? Maybe I forgot some details ever since I played the game.

[@mathcookie8224]

@@justjames4 1. Whereas other Kirby games mostly use fantastical creatures as enemies, most of the enemies in this game are variants of Earth animals (admittedly this one’s a stretch since this could just be for game purposes) 2. The language used is just a cipher of English 3. I may be incorrect on this, but I’ve heard that the singer who showed up during that Kirby anniversary concert to represent the Forgotten Land’s people appeared to be human

[@justjames4]

@@mathcookie8224 Maybe that's right. I'd consider it as a possibility. Thanks. 👍

[@cindylozier2174]

Also Ghost Is Cracked-

[@Terrivel119]

“Bell centered genre of music.” *Christopher Walkens intensely*

[@LinkTheOnePieceFan]

j0rts + Kirby keeps the crazy away

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

6:46 if you think about it, Kirby seems to shape it as it forms, sand can be pretty strong when shaped well so, stairs, bridge, house,

[@roguespectre9656]

Was ready for UFO to make top tier! It’s so good that in Amazing Mirrors, they don’t give you easy access to it.

[@donovanmahan2901]

depending on the quality of the sand, you could provide materials for stuff like glass and computer chips.

[@Squidy_CD]

Yoyo might still be somehow useful, it has low impact on your usual life but it can serve as entertainment and self defense plus some sick moves

[@RainwonkYT]

13:45 *draws 100 squished adams from hazbin hotel*

[@EmojiKirby]

Thats king Dee dee

[@Bubbabyte99]

What a great idea for a video! You just earned a subscriber!

[@SmartyPoohBear]

Magic would allow you to make a career out of being the best magician ever. Same with circus: have a career of being the best circus performer. Sand: Start a company selling sand. People literally buy bags of sand. Light: Save on electricity bill.

[@azurive]

I could argue that leaf is useful. Could be one hell of a dancer or actor.

[@ODISeth]

The fact that Kirby's fursuit is only A tier and not S tier feels targeted

[@catomax26jeev]

its fine where it is

[@Ezezetayin]

It should be *lower*

[@catomax26jeev]

@@Ezezetayin agree completely

[@tumultoustortellini]

The furry cries that he's liked and not loved, huh? Respect is always deserved, admiration is not. A tier is fine

[@ODISeth]

@@tumultoustortellini the furry’s simply being goofy, I don’t actually care

[@ShorkBoi]

8:15 Think about Light more It lights the whole rooms up easily. Imagine if you used it at Night. Literally a second sun.

[@Brennaniskindaok]

I love self defencing random people with the sword ability.

[@CheekoBoy]

Blue as soon as I saw 2:50 I was like "BEAM ATTACK" I even screamed it out loud lol

[@RenameJames]

Jorts continually discounting the usefulness of demolition

[@jaydab9836]

I'm gonna play a game and take one power from each rank. D: gun for "self-defense" C: ghost for epic pranks and slow easy travel B: esp for telaporting into the bathroom at night A: metal for safety. S: mecha for a mix of travel and "self-defense" along with infinite power also congrats on reaching 100k nice work pal. feel free to play this game with me if ya got the time.

[@Noiseisnumber1]

5:37 hear me out if you need to do multiple tasks then just summon a clone s teir

[@Pikachew675]

Mini would be a disadvantage if anything if you got caught as the mini form what on earth you doing inside a box? I doubt your Bones will be that strong either

[@Blueartist246]

13:25 Once again. Kirby shows us how powerful Artists can truly be. As an Artist already i appreciate the representation 😊😊😊

[@Imirui]

I imagine that Ghost would be a low-tier ability. You just immediately die.

[@Magnet_Chaos]

That sounds like at least an A tier to me.

[@Imirui]

@@Magnet_Chaos The tier of Ghost depends on how suicidal you are.

[@Magnet_Chaos]

@@Imirui Or how big of a Danny Phantom you are.

[@AidenLee-k5i]

4:15 YOU’LL DO WHAT TO WHISPY?

[@danielwakulchyk]

11:36 Canada is not cold

[@tapwater4425]

It’s cold sometimes

[@zekeram129]

The only ability worth choosing at SSS Tier is Normal, because it lets you obtain copy abilities.

[@YourAvarageRobloxianSans793]

Even though it's not on the teir list. I think Inhale Or Super inhale cause I can inhale anything and everyone it basically makes me impossible to defeat. Plus I can inhale air which makes me fly

[@Babymariovideos]

Ok so spear copter would look cool going into things, but esp should be a tier for it’s absolute style 😎 (and also you can cosplay as ness bay-B)

[@Babymariovideos]

Wait I meant s tier, also imagine pulling into Applebees by teleporting

[@marsgreekgod]

mini would be helpful becuse you could get mini and eat food and then get big to save money on food bills

[@mariuschampagnat]

I love self defense so I would pick mecha

[@MrBoponpa]

Should get the combo mix abilities from crystal shards 64 onto here

[@lavender317]

ngl when you said "whip up delicious meals in seconds" i was fully expecting that to immediately transition into a Factor ad