Which Malt Liquor Tastes Less Worse? Old English 800 (OE800) VS King Cobra Beer Review.

Two of the most popular craft beer choices among people at the lotto store are the King Cobra and Old English 800. This video examines the flavor profiles and aromatic complexities both of these varieties of extremely fine malt liquor beers. For the perfect late night you won't remember pair it with fine Italian food like Red Barron pizza. Red Barron pizza, and both of these fine beverages can be found at grocery stores everywhere- if you're at that point in your life.
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[@KeiPyn24]

Indigestion a la mode.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

You shoulda heard what I cut out. The ones I left in were important to the plot.

[@TheDoctorcue2677]

I will not accept any Cobra slander. The King has provided me with some of the best nights that my friends have had to tell me about.

[@sosawayne0114]

For a malt liquor it’s pretty low on percentage. When it’s fresh I think it’s pretty good

[@mattberg6816]

Sosa Wayne 01 I do prefer it over other malt liquor but the level of dehydration after two is just brutal

[@sherrycambridge1531]

pu

[@michaelbrewder9508]

Must be OE 800 H G reg. OE does nothing for me at this point

[@mara10na4ever9]

This is the truth and nothing but the truth, king cobra will always have a special place in my heart lmao

[@matthewalderink126]

They both taste great to me I love Malts

[@stephenferguson6363]

I've never had Old English before so I went out and bought 40 oz of it and here in Canada it's 8% I chugged the 40 ounce and it kicked like a mule mind you i had 2 shots of good voka befor it but man it actually wasnt that bad taste wise but it did have a bit of after bite. But if you wanna get fucked up i think i paid like 6$ for it. Good price

[@Hook2Cook]

Exquisite food pairing

[@CharliMorganMusic]

The way you cut that pizza has me dead 💀

[@Eth3realwarrior]

Same day hangover powers ACTIVE!!!

[@micsmith672]

Gotta burn the pizza to get the flavor correct apparently

[@000000AEA000000]

quick question... why do us guys put alcoholic beverages in wraps and bags?

[@thebarrykilgour]

Honorable mention to Colt45. Nice.

[@jimminychristmas8100]

any body remember the neon orange 💥99¢ stickers on the King of Kobras? Strike First, Never Sober

[@ORflycaster]

St. Ides should be invited to this cage match. The OE 800 and Red Barron combo reminds me of my college days of frozen burritos and Schlitz Malt Liquor. I had some great study sessions with that combo. I really miss the blue bull........

[@green__8988]

Nice video

[@Bobandyandy]

holy. tremendous

[@jesusfranco4571]

Man you look like your having a good afternoon, pizza and malt liquor?

[@SpyderHeel]

King Cobra & Old English 800; the official drinks of that motel without a lobby that offers discount weekly rates.

[@dorkknight413]

Don't forget the ones with hourly rates to

[@barry394139]

I personally would have paired those two fine beverages with spray cheese on ritz crackers. However your choice of convenience store frozen pizza was also to be commended! Bravo sir!

[@Mannyfred314]

Well, Mark, before this video, I was only maybe going to call child protective services...

[@chestercopperpot5277]

I love malt liquor, absolutely love it! With some pizza.... holy crap. That's a good day off right there.

[@AILDdrums]

No Edward 40-hands 9/10

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

That was part of the brainstorming session- but because of the drinking I forgot.

[@reconty2133]

I’ve never thought of a good beer to pair with cheap no name frozen pizza! You sir are a genius! You make life worth livin’!

[@coreylorance418]

Yo when I was 17 I worked at a shoneys buffet and the manager would walk across the street to a gas station and buy a gang of king cobras and stuff them in the ice machine for the closers to get trashed while we spayed down the floors. Great memories.

[@christopherg.9954]

I've spent time in a wet ditch after drinking some King Cobra. And by some, I mean a lot. Never again.

[@man-bagdammit2297]

LOL... " I try to convince myself at least two dozen times a day my hair isn't thinning." Best line of the video!

[@trentonburbank9327]

Mickey's 40oz and Flaming Hot Cheetos were my mistake of choice....

[@jeffreybeard6231]

You are absolutely hilarious. One of the only "KZbinrs" I would want to share a drink with.

[@jonathanherron2124]

I'm from LA I grew up in the hood I don't think there's anything wrong with those malt liquors they taste great to me but this was a hilarious video

[@JunkyardFox]

King Cobra forever!!

[@no_handle_required]

Subscriptions from ghetto library computers just increased 10%.

[@mr.zardoz3344]

That is too funny. And probably true.😂

[@Poopsydaysie]

@Roderick Harper I believe the joke is that poor people would be looking up cheap malt liquor reviews

[@mikem4259]

I gotta go with the colt, wrapped in a paper bag for some extra flavor. This, and mad dog, have been there through some of the best times of my life, ending up face down in the gutter. And speaking of a kick to the groin, that usually comes after several bottles of the colt, and staggering into a “massage parlor”. Usually have to pay extra for that, however.

[@diogeneslantern18]

Don't forget your two zig-zags ☝️

[@jangounbrained]

This reminds me of your Zima review, only with more casual alcoholism. Please tell me the Video was shot before noon.

[@johnbowers9547]

You really felt the grime in the Zima vid. I sometimes go back to it because I miss his old place.

[@jangounbrained]

Yeah those stairs to the cellar were really gross, but in a good way

[@UtahPiper88]

I feel like a fitting follow up to this would be a full series of so-called “Old Man” beers. Olympia, Rainier, Schlitz, etc. You’ve already reviewed Hamm’s, another classic yellow American adjutant lager.

[@UtahPiper88]

Finding a 30’s roadster under a pile of empty beer cans would be heaven!

[@steveh567]

Pretty sure just guzzling one and then the other might make you enjoy both and really not care about reviews 🤔

[@lonestardude6283]

The Red Barron Pizza is the perfect recommended pairing for both of those barely passing for beers!

[@slidetek]

When I was a junior in HS it was 1975 and Schlitz Malt Talls were king of change counting Fridays. Mickey's Bigmouth were when you could afford food to go with. I never quite got to Colt 45, I was suspicious of any brand that could afford TV commercials. The ladies got Boons Farm Strawberry Hill Wine, which was better than chloroform in a hanky and a bottle of rufies.

[@pauldayton5285]

8 BALL ❤❗Started drinking Olde E in high school , still drink it to this day. Damn I miss the glass 40oz bottle's though.....

[@Akumaten1]

Tell me about it!! That plastic bottle shit pissed me off when they started that.

[@easelminch6887]

King Cobra was my favorite drink as a teenager I loled so hard at this

[@westcoastfire2061]

A dude at a party literally vomited out half the cobra he just drank onto the floor and then proceeded to drink more while sitting in his own liquid vomit, that's all you need to know about king cobra

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

Slurps the malt liquor from the counter. Ah I see, another man of culture.

[@thechugdude]

My God.... You've gone and done it... Reviewing the best of the best. And is that a red baron pizza? You are truly a man of culture.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

The thing is, my love for red Barron isn’t ironic.

[@albinorhino9276]

@@AlohaBlade I don't know why but it tasted so much better when it was in a box, and a circle! Is my mind playing tricks on me?

[@andrewperry4175]

@@AdvancedKnifeBro red baron is the only true freezer pizza

[@thechugdude]

KZbin just suggested this video to me after I've already viewed, liked, and commented... I'm not angry 😎

[@innocentoctave]

As an Englishman, I can tell you with authority that almost everything branded 'Olde' is announcing that it is cheap or nasty or both. This is compounded if the word 'English' also has a unnecessary terminal 'e'. If you see more than two added 'e's, - e.g., 'Olde Englishe Porke' - flee.

[@derekneumann]

"Olde English 800, cuz that's my brand. Take it in a bottle, 40, quart, or can. Drink it like a mad-man, yes I do. Fuck the Police and a 5-0 too." Truer words have never been spoken, my friend Eric.....

[@johnscarborough4746]

You missed the king of malt liquor, Schlitz as well as his faithful sidekick Colt 45. But in a pinch go for the “Mean Green”

[@mickkeim4142]

John Scarborough...yes, isn’t that bio-degradable? Good choice.

[@famousbowl9926]

You gotta be an alcoholic to drink this lol

[@NumberOneChina]

Hurricane is by far the best malt liquor. Also you want as little head as possible w a 40. If you're buying 40z you can't afford to lose that extra alcohol

[@durango8882]

You just slum it as long as it’s COLD 🥶 and consume it from a paper bag, Detroit style👍🏻

[@yuriburkel686]

Horse 🐎 piss vs dog 🐶 water

[@gavocrazy]

3:37 Should be your new channel picture. I'm gonna have to buy me a pair of these glasses for when I drink malt liquor. everyone knows Mickey's is the superior malt liquor

[@vqman535]

These malts liquor beers was the shit back during the 80s & early 90s. Now I can't stomach none. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mickkeim4142]

VQMAN...I thought it was the 60s and the early 70s

[@catsandalcohol99]

I'll drink these on your behalf, old man.

[@ebosspt]

I don't understand a lot of things.... But I don't understand how both those bottles of swill and the cardboard pizza are legal in California, but a three inch knife isn't.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Good question!

[@Str8Gass]

40 Oz and Red Baron. The Life💯

[@drewzilla88]

Today my toddler melted down in the middle of Publix like her middle name was Reactor 2. In a terrible mood I pulled up this video after the dust had settled, looking for a cheap laugh and wow, did this deliver. Thanks for being really fucking funny.

[@hanniballecter7259]

In my country, it still can be called "beer". Also, our strong versions typically have 8-8,5% of alcohol (everything that contains more would be taxed). Personally, I love strong beers with around 6% alcohol.

[@tyshawnnorwood6281]

Who still drinks 40's? Answer: Advanced Knife Bro and Poors

[@LordAndHighMasterOfExcellency.]

there's no such thing as being too rich to grab a 40.

[@noskpain2792]

@Teddy James Dang weird they ban 40s

[@highwayman187]

I went to a party back in the early '90s in Lindsay California with some Stoner metalheads and they had a keg of King cobra. I'll never forget that night. They also had a band playing named bludgeon.

[@johnsheetz6639]

Since we're being candid. King cobra our favorite of lunch break at the shipyard. That and a gas station roller hot dog. for the desert a finely grated on the pipe clamp Roxy 30 for snorting. Don't hate it was the pill Mill days in Florida and just so you know I don't take opiates anymore I detoxed in the county

[@boyzen45]

I quit drinking years ago out of self defence, I used to drink a lot of Mickey' s malt liqueur. To me it seems the Old English is the clear winner because of the safety bottle and the amazing look on your face when you were pouring into the glass.

[@CrashCarson14]

Safety bottle 😂

[@randallkelley3599]

Nobody w/ a set of nads drinks malt. Get the buns out and buy a bottle of 18 year old SCOTCH, ya I said it, uhu...any brand will do, but it has to be at least 18 years old, as does your companion for the evening!. I like Glen Lev. mostly. Smokey and amber, smooth as the 18 year old buns you are drinking with. Just have an extra bottle of Tylenol for breakfast the next morn....GB.

[@LarsRibe]

You make me wanna drink cheap'n'strong beer. Not kidding.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

This comment makes me want to drink.

[@christopherrobinson4743]

Well, in the end, we know this: they both certainly get the job done, for better or for worse. For a small fee, that is always guaranteed. . . I'm drinking a tall 24 oz old English 800 as I write this snobs

[@Verus3]

You are in California now right? You look more Californian. I don't really know what that means because I live up north with the white walkers. Anyways glad to see another beer review! Keep drinking and cutting stuff! In that order.

[@KD-nb3mp]

I think the worst malt liquor is steel reserve. OE, cobra and st ides are just legendary classics even if they taste bad.😂

[@oldskoolhoss7534]

I got a hangover watching this.

[@toastz17]

When I was growing up Old English and Private Stock were considered the higher class 40oz. St.Ides had and prob still does the highest alcohol content of any 40oz I know of including Steel reserve.

[@davidvolsky7713]

I love that resentful look you give right before you take that first drink.

[@dustinstacey5181]

Bro this is like Rick and Marty when they were watching interdemencinal cable it literally looks and sounds like a commercial from that

[@scottmccallum5861]

My buddy used to drink two king cobras each session. I always took Mickey’s though. Not near as bad

[@CripSkillz]

Takin me back to high school right here lol

[@pepsicola4718]

When it comes to Olde English vs King Cobra I choose Steel Reserve because fuck both of those malts.

[@TTstone616]

Best part of video.. cutting semi burned cheap pizza with a pocket knife... done like a drunken pro

[@dannywhite132]

Meanwhile in West Country if our cider is less than 7% it's not worth buying

[@MrRiggs2010]

I don’t even drink but find myself watching these lol😂

[@Closeoutracer]

Why not just review the tasers whose jolt you are looking to replicate ? LOL

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Hmmm a tazer and 40 combo review? I think you're onto something.

[@ClarenceKansas]

That drink and food pairing also goes good with court dates for divorce, DUI, or tryin to get your kids back from the gov'ment.

[@jackfarmboy]

🤣🤣🤣 , nailed it

[@unklecorky2181]

who the hell would want there kids back from the government?!

[@Luciffrit]

So strong cheep beer without hops and sweetened? I'd try it. Not sure we have that stuff here.

[@BBC420]

My wife is not amused but ive watched it three times now.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

If it makes you feel any better, that’s how my wife felt. “Do you have to swear?”

[@perrosdemaiz]

Rock bottom

[@13Hangfire]

I like the title of this video. It's much gooder than anything I would call it.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

It really get some people’s knickers in a twist.

[@bothompson4911]

I have to rock the ole English brother, they make furniture polish too!😳

[@MichaelRagnarok]

2:19 "the King Cobra is friendly around the nose" phrases that should be spoken more often...like "I miss drinking from the skulls of my enemys". Great. Now, can anyone explain to me what the hell "malt liquor" is?

[@ericwhite3526]

A substance much like beer typically a way to sell over proofed beer and kick it legally more into wine territory sorta a loophole thing much like the brown paper cigarettes they call cigars granted not quite the same but something similar enough

[@MichaelRagnarok]

@@ericwhite3526 I think I'm more confused now, but thank you for the effort, random internet stranger

[@ericwhite3526]

@@MichaelRagnarok no worries honestly they should just call malt liquor beer in most cases but since different areas got different rules they made a way people could enjoy a beer with a wee bit more alchol by volume than the state typically allows to be sold in that state as beer. So they can't call it beer and sell it there well we needed a name aye malt liquor sounds good lets use it bingo now lets work the legal system to get it aproved . kinda the same idea as barley wine is an ale where as malt liquor typically more of a lager but since not as clearly defined you might find a few ales labled as malt liquor as well

[@justthisguy1948]

When I get trashed off the change I find in my couch 211 steel reserve for the win

[@D00MTR33]

No St. Ides, the champagne of the malt liquors? Always keep one in the fridge for a lady friend, keep it classy.

[@starkparker16]

I keep a Billy, because why take chances?

[@HemiVic]

What is this white dude doing drinking “Brother Beer”?

[@Viking_Kong]

Neither one of these will ever make it into my mouth, but thanks for the hilarious video! One burning question that I do have is, do they taste better when concealed in a bag??

[@mikegee6523]

Yes ! 😂

[@000000AEA000000]

I have literally no idea why I just liked this. but I did...

[@ErikYehl]

Olde English is a good train drinking beer here in Chicago

[@PLF...]

Assuming it's an act, the guys that actually say these things wouldn't be able to distinguish any of these beers with whatever microbrew they read online they just had to try.

[@ersturdevant2831]

"Notes may vary...the lingering smell of firecrackers." Classic.

[@ronaldgreene849]

Why gotta be slumming though

[@deew187]

There is no way you live anywhere else other than Minnesnowta

[@stoneblue1795]

I found no mention of the word "Jimping" quite refreshing. Thumbs up Knife Bro!

[@jris]

Brings me back to college with that sweet embrace of the gutter being king cobra.

[@eiriel7285]

Knif bruh wen u shotgun natty daddy wit dat bm f*ct?

[@drewramer7320]

Dude you're fucking hilarious

[@mattszymanski4684]

Do you even mad dog 20 20 BRO?

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Once.

[@KRAWofficial]

@@AdvancedKnifeBro Do you even Saint Ides bro?

[@joseantoniocansecorios9198]

The title is so honest that i want a malt liquor right now cool bro

[@RobertWilliams-ox4hz]

I fucking love your beer reviews!!!!

[@oxman1800]

Which one batons better??

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I feel like a batoning god after both.

[@paulspudman]

In the 1980's, our town's dive bar only served Heidelberg on tap. This beer always gave you a headache, not only the next day, BUT WHILE YOU ARE STILL DRINKING IT! UGH!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Fuck man. Sounds like something from the Meister Brau area- never heard of it.