The only Zima Review you need to watch

[@daveglarner2138]

I drank that at a party in 1994. I was a total lightweight at the time. I woke up on these stone steps that led up to the front door. It was February and I remember having to pull the rock salt out of my face. To this day, every time I shovel snow, I think of Zima.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

This is exactly the kind of story I was looking for! Thanks for the terrible memory!

[@akeeperofoddknowledge4956]

Fond memories...

[@filipkramaric]

Well Zima means winter so yeah..

[@Davelement]

I remember drinking it in '94 in eighth grade and waking up outside at my buddy's house on top of a sand pile.

[@PunchFishing]

I see you're growing as an actor. This was top notch "drunk guy".

[@floyd2386]

Maybe he wasn't acting.......

[@Stahlwerk88]

Pretty sure this was a test reel for an upcoming episode of Intervention.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

As a nearly 40 year old male, who has made plenty of bad decisions. It was just muscle memory.

[@sngx1304]

My mom is doing well. Thanks for asking.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Awesome... tell her "whats up"

[@sngx1304]

Advanced Knife Bro I did. She says she only remembers an Intermediate Knife Bro, not an Advanced one. It must have been a few years ago...

[@theplasticdesert2408]

sngx1304 I know 😉

[@arizonapancake349]

Dude legit had an ant crawling on his ear in intro. This... this is the beer review we need and deserve.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

For youtube video art

[@LCO213]

Nothing like a good nostalgia trip down the stairs.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

If you don't have a mysterious abrasion after a night of Zimas, you ain't livin right.

[@CedricAda]

Looks like the official beverage of people who go ‘whoooooooo’ when the power goes out. Surgical work as always!

[@stevenrobertson6656]

Better than psychedelic substances mate !

[@Stahlwerk88]

All things are better when combined.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I've met those people before. Am I one of those people?

[@exoendo]

when the power goes out you can use your flashlights. so yes.

[@UmpalumpaofDeath]

Isn't it mostly consumed by young people with eczima?Thought it would kill a person over 30.

[@Lumencraft-]

Dude, I don't even drink alcohol, but when I saw that thumbnail I was like LOL! I gotta see this. The opening shots were perfect.

[@nandayane]

With the current deluge of “hard seltzers” you could say that Zima was ahead of the game!

[@xDarkPrototypex]

I was actually planning to watch five more Zima reviews today, but I guess I cant now.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I'm glad to have killed the rest of your KZbin viewing today.

[@gtsteel4808]

You forgot to mention the pro tip about dropping Jolly Ranchers in them for extra flavor bruh

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I forgot!

[@shaverge]

jolly ranchers ftw, Zima was gross but helped me get laid

[@13bravoredleg18]

I drove a Miller beer truck in the early 90s. I was the one who stocked the cooler with the flashing Zima button on my uniform. I was so embarrassed but our boss made us wear them!😝

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Zima Flair bro.

[@AT-td9td]

this is still one of my favourite “beer” videos

[@ericholladay5280]

I've never had a Zima, but I remember Edwin McCain holding one up on stage in 1995 at Wavefest and saying how much he loved it. As a really impressionable high school junior, this moment was pretty influential in pushing me toward almost exclusively bourbon and weed for several years.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I don’t know much about Edwin McCain other than his music- but that makes a whole lot of sense. Both your reaction and Edwin McCain’s music.

[@joshuaritzheimer1382]

I've only drank Zima a few times, and they looked just like this video. Good job refreshing my memories.

[@sharpdad33]

Explains a lot in this being the drink of choice for young men in Japan.

[@stevenorton1]

I know they get beat out in view count by your local public access television station when the cat lady is on, but I just want you to know your beer and alcoholic Sprite reviews are an art.

[@GaryHorn]

Watching this made me feel sick, Mr. AdvancedKnifeBro, but this is one of the wittiest reviews I've ever heard.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Ha ha, thanks man!

[@porkbap55]

That acting so on point I had flashbacks of the me in the drunk hazy 90's a vomit soaked thumbs up on another top video bro nice work atb matt

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thanks!

[@usernameisusername]

Oh. They still make Zima. And your production teams stylist is on point with the hair and clothes. Zima does deserve a sharp dressed man

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Makeup was a bitch on this one.

[@sublyme2157]

It was 1995, we were hanging out at Great Falls park (the Virginia side) one night after work. Zimas were flowing like wine. Through the trees we saw the bright lights from the officers' flashlights coming our way. Everyone hit the dirt; we hid in the nearest bush. You said you loved me, I said I know.

[@sublyme2157]

Fun times indeed! On a more serious note, this is one of the greatest videos ever made.

[@thechugdude]

Your method acting is up there with Christian Bales.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKDTZ3iiqauel9U

[@thechugdude]

@@AdvancedKnifeBro I was... Looking at the light...

[@Damen0530]

" Your Mom's got those Hershey kiss nips'"

[@pray4mojo35]

Ah yes.. the clear beverage craze of the mid 90s. Had my first Zima on Clay 2 in Watterson Towers at ISU. I was just curious, I'm not ashamed.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Everyone drinks it once!

[@Spacebarf]

lmao such an awesome mini-film. I listened to you on the Knife Nuts podcast the other day and it was awesome to hear your perspective on your film making. Truly great work as always

[@pbrb123]

In the early/mid 90s heydays of Zima, some friends and I would play pool on Wednesday nights at a not-quite-biker bar called the Red Garter. These were the days when the closest thing to craft beer you'd find was Guinness or Heineken, or maaaaaybe, Anchor Steam, but most people drank MGD. There were a lot of macho pool hall types that hung out at the Garter in those days. Our clan was kind of nerdy, but also pretty freaky looking. Our friend Remo was a pretty good pool player, and would always order a "Purple" which was a bottle of Zima with a shot of Chamord added. People would squint at his Purple and squint at Remo and challenge his table. Pretty frequently the game would end with Remo pulling some kind of crazy jump shot over the 8-ball and proclaiming his victory in something that sounded like the backmasking from a 70s rock recording. Eventually people just left us alone. Most of this story is true.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I like this story!

[@Lumencraft-]

I can't believe this has not made the trending page.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I can believe it!

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

Jesus fucking Christ this deserves a million more views

[@lonestardude6283]

Zima and MD 20/20 makes for a GREAT night! 30 years ago! Thanks for reminding me. Now i have to listen to JUMP!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Zima... Might as well jump.

[@mackdurr4959]

I was thinking more "jumper"

[@isaacelisaldez131]

Mad dog....nice...

[@charliedoyle118]

Well, that’s a nightmare beverage from the past.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Yeah it is!

[@SailfishSoundSystem]

Fun fact you can dump out your Pepsi Clear and replace it with Zima while listening to Cypress Hill!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Hell yeah!

[@SailfishSoundSystem]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHLPf6WqmLV2gtk

[@Zeppelinfaktor]

Hits from the bong!!

[@JohnHolliday1911]

I’m laughing like an idiot watching this, you need to do a White Claw review!

[@TKevinBlanc]

Pretty sure I fell into that stairwell.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

We all have bro.

[@KentSurvival]

hahaha, love it, we never got that over here.. kind of glad, though we had some pretty bad stuff ourselves in the 90's

[@Bizarrnonsense]

This is some funny as narration. I'm austrian and dont know any of the products, still entertained and allmost capable of imagening this rich taste of being poor :D thumbs up

[@jeffventure6078]

by far the best Zima review online.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I hope so.

[@ThootenTootinTabootin]

Ya got vibes. So, i subbed. I get "vibes" is hard to quantify. But, ya got em in spades.

[@CharliMorganMusic]

You are so brilliant, absolutely nailing the way that Millennials remember the cool GenX kids were in the commercials

[@MFD00MTR33]

Wait a minute, Zima's back? Gotta go 🏃‍♂️💨💨 This was perfect, love the "review".

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Oh yeah... everyone thought it was a fluke last year!

[@SuperSteelSteve]

Hold the fuckin phone..... They sold ZIMA until 2008??? Im fucking floored

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Yeah who knew!

[@marshalllaw123]

Well, that happened.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

It did!

[@Davelement]

I convinced my mom to buy me a case back in the mid nineties. Told her it was soda. Ended up puking all over after like 6. I was probably 14 yo.

[@zedx6362]

God damn it!!! I love it!!! Have you done big flats yet?? Walgreen's beer, not sure if they sell it anymore.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

They do... it's been a consideration. I have had this several times, and I see it occasionally in walgreens.

[@ersturdevant2831]

This is a riot, brah!

[@shawneldridge4465]

🤠 Love drinking zimas, they are truly great for only having maybe 5 or 6 % alcohol in them. Also I think they need to come out with new flavors for zima's too.

[@Pew7070]

The most hilarious way of saying: Don’t drink that shit! (or piss) 😂😂😂😂

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I should have just made it 2 seconds!

[@Pew7070]

Advanced Knife Bro Next time AKB, next time! There are plenty shitty beers out there. 😬😉

[@Dave-sy3rg]

I think I had a Zima once. It tasted like a diet 7up that was long past its expiration date and the artificial sweetener had gone bad because it was stored in a hot warehouse.

[@ConcreteTurtle]

You put your body and tastebuds on the line for us again man. "Drinking Zima so you don't have to" From here on out you are St. Advanced Knife Bro.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I'll take being knighted too!

[@troywheatley744]

I just gaged a bit when I read the title ...good thing I love you ...thumbs up regardless

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

That was the idea!

[@starkparker16]

Zima was big with the Buena class of 1993. And we once saw what people claimed to be David Lee Roth passed out on a couch at a party in Silver Strand so this video pretty much nailed it.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I feel like DLR is the type of dude that has many of these stories associated with him.

[@workingclassless84]

You never cease to amaze me......Well, till today.....

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

My man!

[@sealevelbear]

I still haven’t tried Zima. Never back then, never on the aughts, and not when it was on sale during relaunched. I’ve been curious several times, but I can’t bring myself to reach out and grab one. It repels me.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

JUST DONT

[@timothymiller9067]

I love what you are doing with your hair.

[@loubega5140]

Back in the 90's this is the beer you recently divorced mom would drink after she got home from her office job and took her shoulder padded sport coat off.

[@nebulamask81]

Finally a review that speaks to my soul.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Zima is a power animal.

[@thecultivatingcactus5640]

I was 8years old in 1994 ..I always wanted to drink a ZIMA since then but they dont make them anymore😣

[@SpankyK]

I am a better person in my personal life after watching this. THANKS ZIMA!

[@stefanwolf88]

I was not familiar with this beverage, so when I saw "Zima" which means "Winter" in my part of the world I assumed that it will be some crazy shit beer and vodka mix. I was wrong - it's much better type of material for your channel. Keep them pouring...

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thanks man!

[@rymic72]

That brings back some hazy memories. Fine video, good sir 👍

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

At least you didnt say "bad"!

[@rymic72]

Advanced Knife Bro Hazy memories are always good if you're an optimist ✊️

[@johnbowers9547]

Your stairs are almost as famous at the Exorcists stairs. They deserve their own yelp review too!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I know!

[@pieman7]

OMG, I just had a flash-back... Thanks AKB. A solid amaz0n 5-star rating on the T-shirt, so you KNOW it's cool as [cuss-word]!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Ha ha! A 5 zima deep amazon review

[@mackdurr4959]

Fuck this was really good

[@shanerbass]

Goddamnit I love your channel

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thank you!

[@fischeswa-9]

WOOHOOO Knife Bro! FUCKIN LOVE IT!!!!!

[@Petunia31]

Goes down well while watching Wrath of Uncle Bucket from a moist bean bag chair in the train track adjacent room at the local addict owned motel in Daytona. Good on you Scro

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

This guy gets it!

[@ordinaryeverydayguy2593]

A fictional satire? Well, count me in!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I don't want a cease and desist because of the Dow and Monsanto jokes!

[@johnp.5882]

I went on a overnight houseboat trip in the 90’s with some “rad dudes”. Zima and “shark bites” (Gatorade and vodka, no sh*t). I remember the first Zima and shark bite, then it was morning. I had to hear “dude you were out of control!!” stories while picking boat carpet fuzz and gravel out of my face and hair. My friend defends me saying “leave him alone, if you were him you’d be dead...”.

[@beerandtacos4747]

This is a flashback from the mid 90's. Being in high school at the time. Girls would put a jolly rancher in their zima to "improve" the taste.

[@noisepuppet]

I've been searching the world over for a transparent adult beverage with the sparkling overtones of used cotton candy lube

[@amhockeyclub9405]

Literally getting flashbacks to being 15 and drinking this crap at my friend's. Gross.

[@mitchellgardner2193]

When zima first came out i was 10 years old, my dads girlfriend and i went to pick him up from work, he worked at a chemical plant so we'd wait at this little store called zacky's down the road for him to get off, anyway their were two model looking girls there promoting zima handing out free samples, they kept giving me zima & my dad didn't get there for a good hour, by the time he got there i was buzzed, this was back in the good old days when bars & restaraunts would let minors drink alcohol if you were with your parents, good times. 😁

[@stoneblue1795]

Pretty sure it was one of the active ingredients in Agent Orange, well, right before they added the coloring to the mix. Let's defoliate!!!

[@reconty2133]

No Zima stories but I did spend an awesome weekend camping in Baha enjoying several cases of Corona and riding dirt bikes and “three” wheelers. It was the 80’s. And definitely no helmets. Lol Damn I was dumb back then. I did hear that Zima tasted awful so I never tried it. Now I just stick to the good stuff. It’s too expensive to drink too much of it. Great video!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

That was always good advice (Zima)! Although relatively safer than ATV riding with no helmets- which I have also done.

[@christianmolick8647]

I loved it! It was much better than "Cats"! I'm going to watch it again and again!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I agree, and Ive never seen cats.

[@SeVeN-A7]

Zero dislikes way to go bro!! New high for you lmfao

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Because no one likes Zima.

[@sunshyn21]

Bro I can't handle this one you had me falling over! 😂

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thanks man!

[@nottoosuckyreviews5211]

I don't remember having the misfortune of ever trying this "beverage".... Could that mean that all the parts are blocked out??? By the way, Zima means "winter" or "coldness" in some Slavic languages.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

dont ever do it. never. ever.

[@GoldBold563]

Thanks for winning us the great war uncle bucket! May I ask when pete will grow back?

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Of course you can ask!

[@bobbannon2701]

Broh you gotta do a zima fueled gutter ganzo review . A door has been opened that can't be closed

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I should!

[@warpedone2]

Cant go wrong at room temperature! Derty grungy video makes for a better life hack, just needed artificial bullet wounds to express more grungness appealing to premillinions or symphonic types who sleep at stairwell beginnings. Keepem coming abriKADOOBIE my friend... (also stabbings, try one next video)

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Acra kadoobie

[@crazykirsch]

You somehow manage to one-up your own artistic integrity every video. Respect

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

All I need is Zima!

[@unknownopinionoid2672]

I like zema because u get 6 & it tastes like sprite b4 sprite when grandma was drinking 7up . I would beg my mother to buy them at the liquor store and she would cause wine coolers only came wit 4 i thought mystics and wine coolers where the same so did my mom & dad back in the 90s

[@justinv4036]

CLEARLY a good time

[@craftbeerzombie8032]

Wow. Amazing. I am goi. G to pick some up to see if it really taste like high school.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Do it!

[@subbystyle]

My favorite drunk knife bro!! Need to try this shit!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

You've been warned!

[@beaupoopoo256]

Do different areas have different slang for half smoked cigarettes off the floor? Where I’m from they’re called snipes

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Maybe! I've never been a smoker.

[@NatHan-mi2lj]

This made me physically ill. Good job! Your basement stairs and douche attire reminded me all to accurately of those freshmen wastrels trashing themselves. It was real, it happened. Ugh!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

That’s what it’s all about!

[@GutiTheJ]

this was great man thanks

[@threeper7929]

Dude!! That was some funny shit! Can you do a review of old English malt licka 40oz!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

OE will be my first 40 review. I plan on this in the future.

[@Charlie_alpha_romeo]

If there was a sad piano played throughout this video it'd make a great advertisement for a detox

[@Dipper108]

Zima: in case you wanted to know what the floor of a college party tastes like

[@hawaiiknifeandgear5531]

If someone doesn't try and scoop you up and make a reality show I'm gonna lose what little faith I had left in humanity.

[@misterbaker9728]

Cedric was right this is the video of the year

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Her said that?? I'm honored!

[@walcott423]

I thought they quit makinbthis shit. Mikes hard buy them for a reboot?

[@myklegaynor9211]

This is your opus.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

If I can be remembered for only one thing ever, I hope this is it.

[@krazi77]

nailed it. nostalgia in a bottle.

[@acerock013]

Powerful Dad Bod.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

As I should at almost 40.

[@acerock013]

@@AdvancedKnifeBro I turn 40 on Thursday...I feel old and used up.

[@LTT.Official]

This being knife bro, not sure if this was acting or if it was just another Monday morning.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Tuesday morning.

[@ronaldowens5025]

I still have some zima circa 94 aging in my garage. I'll send it if you'll drink it.

[@johnbowers9547]

You make me want to start drinking, love these reviews.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thats what it's all about!

[@gotterdammerung5527]

If I had a bottle of Zima I would just get a blue LED base, Stick the bottom on top and put it on the shelf to make a sick lamp