Which stereotypes are true?

[@ellaveysel1041]

"what's Japan's choice of drug? *ANIME?* "

[@UnordinaryCarl]

yes

[@UnordinaryCarl]

@Hound of Ulster not only nuclear radiation. school shootings from bullyings too

[@SampledTax7]

And it's a drug worth dying for

[@Denver4570]

nah japan are more like heroin and coke

[@okdude8053]

Then AoT opening for Naruto 😂😂😂

[@yenz9616]

“Are Canadians polite” yes we apologize to walls if we bump into them

[@monicass3409]

I've done that on autopilot before, yeah I suppose I'm Canadian

[@cooldudebroshim8792]

everyone does that. Expect like Karens. Theyll probably yell at it.

[@elfro1237]

Cool Dude Bro Shim they’ll sue the wall

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Although not being Canadian, I think I would do that to at some point in my life.

[@cellimakesmusic]

Cool Dude Bro Shim yes they will want to see the manager of the wall

[@rtmlhm]

no wonder pewds punched roomie while making congratulations

[@TsdsxSansTSSunStone]

Wait why

[@TsdsxSansTSSunStone]

Lol

[@BowlGOfficial]

@@hannamouse1 both are

[@hannamouse1]

@@BowlGOfficial yeah, but when filming "congratulation" pewdiepie accidentally hit Roomie.

[@brianna7705]

“accidentally”

[@revenant9382]

Dave: oh, the national anthem is just the same as England.. Yes dave, almost as if England owns montserrat

[@Envy_May]

@Sean i love this comment

[@frankcastle1862]

@Sean a monster rat

[@QUBIQUBED]

@Sean This comment is golden

[@eowynx5127]

@Sean golden

[@incvnsit]

Always as if, as if,it is colonised.

[@codydelicaux2968]

Plays Naruto Opening: ATTACK ON TITAN

[@kubikim]

Naruto (on japanese drugs): hi im ash ketchum from attack on titan

[@CruiserDynasty]

​@@kubikimwell ash and arin are both 13 at the start of the series

[@vikingsoftomorrow4038]

REEEEEEEE

[@kubikim]

erm... You guys realize that japanese drugs are Anime?

[@vikingsoftomorrow4038]

@@kubikim HOW CAN YOU NOT BA PISSED THAT HE USED AOT THEME ON A NARUTO CLIP?!?!

[@nothuman5335]

americans: coffee Dave: CWOFFEE

[@zetjet9901]

*cwaffee*

[@C4Cole05]

cOwOfee

[@supercon20]

Nah Americans say it more like: caffee

[@justasillygoofyguy]

I say it like cofi or like coughi

[@lv4519]

Coughi

[@litedarrirosten2772]

Dave: * sees Uk flag * Dave: *England* Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland: am I a joke to you

[@devoted_eater567]

So original

[@RunawayTrain2502]

Welsh can't be understood, The Northern Irish are too busy hating each other and the Scots are... Well, they are the scots... :P

[@clara-km3fc]

as someone from northern ireland i can confirm everyone hates everyone

[@jamesharding9911]

dave is the most stereotypically English name ive ever heard

[@meganaxelia]

Northern Ireland is a joke

[@toast7115]

“Americans are fat” Me, an American: watching this while eating a popsicle “nO iM nOt”

[@L0RDK3Y]

truuuuu

[@obscure_genesis]

Thicc boi

[@notsocuteotaku8662]

im american, but this quarantine has actually made me underweight. i was normal weight pre-quarantine

[@ghostkid8201]

SAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Appleduck2007]

Even though I'm not American, I'm the same as you lol

[@caffeecup5319]

"Italians are good lovers but bad workers" Mario sucks at dating peach but awesome in plumming

[@aaronrodriguez3212]

When's the last time he actually did plumbing?

[@MrChilly2099]

@@aaronrodriguez3212 haha omg you right

[@Toughfey]

Aaron Rodriguez when he goes through pipes idfk

[@sammyshi1552]

So he isn't Italian?

[@tobbler5601]

Mario’s not a plumber anymore

[@pikkotriangular6061]

*Germany being at the bottom of the terms "patriotism"* Me, a German person: y e s.

[@zetjet9901]

*D:*

[@beegood6700]

German people are always lovely in my experience. It makes me want to visit Germany.

[@emanemanrus5835]

problem is: what exactly are correct metrics for patriotism? when you are happy to pay taxes ? when you sing national anthem at the stadium??

[@LesbiansMarie]

Eman Emanrus I think it’s about how proud you are of your country. Here in the US a lot of 40 year old white people preach America and treat it as the best country in the world, when America is pretty average (love being here, but there’s a lot of parts that are completely awful about America.) not to mention a lot of genocide commit by America is over looked. In Germany they’re not exactly known for being great people in history, and they don’t hide their history from their people. Because of this, a lot of German people aren’t proud of their country and are afraid of being called nazis. (Not that being open about their history is a bad thing, it’s rather good and I wish more countries were open about their history as well) Edit: I mean USA, but really, Germany is good for showing their horrible history and saying it was horrible. Here in the states, they water down our history and act proud of it. Like what happened with slavery here in the USA was absolutely revolting and the worst things about it are never talked about, so people don’t treat it like a big deal. It WAS a big deal, I don’t want to name a story in specific, but when things like buck breaking existed and it’s never talked about... ew.

[@TheAdmiralMoses]

LolWhatAmIDoingWithMyLife Turkey is the worst of both worlds! Tons of genocide and they won't admit it!

[@Livia-ih9lq]

"I think an appropriate way to end this video is by listening to the national anthem of Monster Rat." Well ok

[@bethanytalbot2445]

I aint complainin'.

[@InnocentVodalia]

Wait, wait, wait... that's called "God Save the Queen"?? Uhhh... I am from America, and that tune here is called "America" or "My Country, Tis of Thee".

[@Scorpinox]

Yeah "God save the Queen" is Great Britain's national anthem.

[@andybenji6651]

Yep, the guy who wrote My Country Tis of thee borrowed the melody from God Save the Queen but wrote new lyrics. It was actually the one of the US national anthems until 1931 when they started using Star Spangled Banner.

[@Native_Beats_]

- Dave 2017

[@velvetsky3451]

“ARE IRISH PEOPLE STEREOTYPICALLY DRUNK?!” yes.

[@rosyshort2773]

Mhm definetely

[@colthalcomb9816]

Potatoes too

[@michaelconnolly1842]

Yes

[@niamhrtditchfield2348]

He was being sarcastic

[@rockaidenator9941]

They were born that way it's not there fault

[@jr7367]

"what's Japan's choice of drug?" ANIME

[@paulc83]

@Johnwickgamez Official *COCAINE*

[@thatoneguykyle9621]

J R it is also mine

[@zlabobabil]

U CANT STOP ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND DRU- I MEAN ANIME

[@karbeus4396]

*AOT opening song plays in the background*

[@ultimateairforce2675]

Some times that's true in the USA

[@kieradoesstuff]

If I ever go to the US, I'm staying away from 6 year olds

[@yourfriendjellybean6984]

Kiera Mason Animations That's honestly a good idea coming from someone who lives in the US

[@CATibal]

Your Friend Jellybean I second this.

[@cdmay4]

Our kids are creepy

[@kiwi6220]

Same

[@drawingmarshmallow716]

I try to stay away from 6 year olds, but my cousin and brother are around me too much lol

[@Angellucillexoxo]

"AMERICAN'S ARE FAT" *shows results* Me: *Stops eating the slice of pizza in my hand* Ah shi--

[@anartistig9128]

This was me only Oreos

[@phoenixblake8941]

That part made me really self conscious

[@jbcroos918]

Don't worry, Mexico took that title a couple years ago (I'm Mexican by the way)

[@khlinh2556]

Nauru: *sweats nervously*

[@angelchan6398]

*_*yeets big ass bag of candy out the window_*_ hehe... not me-*_

[@grace-gb3gq]

"Cannabis use" "New Zealand is at the top!" me, a person who lives there *oh frick we got caught boiiz*

[@CallistoTheWarriorQueen]

I was actually suprised that NZ and Aus were #1 and #2. I knew it would be high but wasn't expecting the top 2 spots lol

[@beegood6700]

Cannabis is not only used to relax, it has a lot of medical and practical purposes so I think this just means New Zealanders are pretty smart.

[@RupertsRetro25]

@@beegood6700 Everone here just loves it, if I'm going to honest there are more smokers over here than non-smokers of it.

[@mischefskime2926]

Ikr, I was like "Oh shi- hide the drugs!!!"

[@punkrockgirl.mp3]

My friend lives in ranui (which is in west Auckland FYI) and she told me that a couple of streets away a meth bomb went off. Welcome to west Auckland

[@panzer064]

Im in the U.S. and I stole a hell load of candy when I was 6

[@loser_lenny4506]

i kicked my teacher in the leg when i was six

[@ViperoK]

the kids at my school had rock fights during recess and would team up and throw rocks at other teams.... it was actually pretty fun

[@panzer064]

Only in murica

[@daowee7293]

What's candy?

[@moonlightvoid8134]

It's practically a sweet (what we call it in britain)

[@patysoto4778]

Dave: i didn't know irish people were that patriotic Jacksepticeye: did u say irish?

[@zeleniatdq]

Did ya say Irish, mah lad?

[@calliel9188]

*TOP OF THE MORNIN’ TO YA LADIES*

[@cormacmcgale7139]

It's probably because if you're not a patriot/nationalist, you're a unionist and in support of British rule.

[@therandombrothers5668]

Lol

[@BurgerTyrant]

You can just say "Britain sucks" and pretty much everyone who can hear will start agreeing

[@leirawhitehart1236]

"Are Irish people stereotypically drunk?" Me: have you met Jacksepticeye sir?

[@karla3153]

@Weiner Beans *oOf*

[@dr.clockworks4_7]

Have you met my friends

[@masonmorrison3525]

have you BEEN to Ireland?

[@anthonybolen5562]

I ha be and it is true

[@couldntthinkofayoutubename6498]

he is northern irish

[@ChainsawSeesaw]

"Whats Japan's drug of choice?" "ANIME!" *shows Naruto with the attack on titan op*

[@ismaysefc]

Yeah here in Iceland, stealing skittles could be considered a big deal. And yeah, we all use the internet. My grandma no joke played against my grandpa in fifa 18.

[@Ghost1628-0]

So if I steal skittles would the tenno in Iceland beat me

[@akinsalih1235]

I’m going to live with you

[@nickdavidson8142]

AframIsland 9 bet she beat your ass

[@cricat3776]

Also you need to take into consideration that we only have like 300,000 people . So per 1000 isn’t really fair.

[@massibesti8857]

@@Ghost1628-0 dont you dont want to

[@rem3e]

"Are irish people stereotypically drunk?" DAVE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS STEREOTYPE? WE'RE ALL DRUNK LEPRACHAUNS (Also thats where the expression "irish up your coffee" comes from)

[@adam7108]

As well as 'Irish yoga'

[@DerekBladeGoMW]

coulda sworn homie was bein sarcastic

[@derPetunientopf]

Clearly a rhetorical question.

[@kasaniiova5973]

Yeah we fill up on guiness everyday XD

[@seantansey3171]

Leoracaun is not something to stereotype doe I don't enjoy that bit and just after noticing that I provide the patriotic thing right

[@rashotcake6945]

I get so excited whenever you post a video

[@scoshi6592]

same

[@WiWillemijn]

+Hussam Benali u mad

[@lifeascam2755]

ikr he is the absolute best with videos, btw have a great day and much love from a small british youtuber

[@data-yc2ux]

but your profile picture shows that your are angry :(

[@joehernandez3538]

i didn't realize how anime fanatic i was until i laughed at that one scene

[@loadingusername5754]

“I did not know Irish people were that patriotic” Has he watched jacksepticeye 😂

[@shaleniravikumar8203]

my first thought was that. Jack teases and praises Ireland so many times🤣🤣

[@zahirasahar9491]

@@shaleniravikumar8203 same lol

[@Bea-nh9fp]

@@ihazshort8093 of course our language comes from no where so it’s flipping impossible to learn

[@Cloudy-dr8dg]

Idk what he was on about lol, were probably the most patriotic country out there, and people that arent even irish, *cough* *cough* americans, even say they're irish

[@zahirasahar9491]

@@Cloudy-dr8dg exactly

[@seagull1475]

Dave : what's japan's choice of drug... Anime? Also dave: proceeds to play a clip of naruto running with the attack on titan opening theme playing Japan: am I a joke to you?

[@sharoberry9874]

I was your 69th like. I hope you’re happy.

[@zack6385]

I was about to say something.

[@tin0thy]

I was look for this

[@JustMatchmaking]

@@tin0thy Me too

[@pyjamadan9848]

Boyinaband: “Americans are fat” Me, Australian who just finished 3rd can of coke in one day and also just spent the last 8 hours playing videogames: “I know right!” Edit: some people are getting worried for my health lmao, don’t worry it was a joke

[@atinyarmy6703]

Dude, my sister drinks 6 a day. Edit. This is her when she's tryna cut down.

[@richardcopus1410]

WeeabooDan same tho

[@MooodyBoody]

Those are rookie numbers

[@esthermacky8067]

Don't worry... Australia is at number 6 🙂

[@tristangonzalez6913]

The Animator geese dued

[@sophiemccabe5287]

In Ireland, I can't go to town without seeing at least one drunk person on the streets. I think it's true.

[@astodone9022]

there you go that's one good thing about Saudi Arabia.

[@milenarozkovaite]

Slimetastic Slime I live in Ireland and I see so many pubs everywhere.

[@nicolenibhailtuinogabhann3839]

Drinking in Ireland is our culture like we bring little babba's to pubs it's just our culture we centre family time around it and business. Its not as popular as it was back in the late 60s but its still there. Its just the way we are ☺😂😂

[@astodone9022]

yay drunken car accidents, rapes, and addictions am i right? alcohol kills more people than disease honey you should stop that shit

[@crosbythew0lf835]

Slimetastic Slime WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE DUBLIN?

[@jayz_fs]

*”What’s Japan’s drug of choice then?”* *”Anime”* *AOT theme plays whilst naruto runs

[@zack6385]

😂

[@justasillygoofyguy]

Police ask am I on drugs Me : I'm sorry I am Them : UR GOING TO JAIL me : I DIDNT KNOW NARUTO WAS A DRUG

[@Damian-me7di]

*TRIGGERED*

[@koivukoivu3654]

i was looking for this comment!!

[@tottalynotkinggeorgeiii8479]

aM oFfenDed On sO maNy LeVElS (Jk 😂)

[@yoavsigler4457]

Naruto running with the Attack on Titan opening. well done that was funny

[@roxivuculescu]

xD

[@lifeascam2755]

IKR i loved it, and laughed too hard, btw have the most amazing day ever and much love from me and my youtube channel

[@onefivetwo5233]

Exactly what I was thinking XD

[@chiwi7851]

I was literally just about to comment about that. I'm wondering if that was intentional or not honestly.

[@nemijs]

Yoav Sigler HAHAHA ANIMR OPENING PARODY FUNNY XDDDD

[@TheLegend2T]

*M O N S T E R R A T* coming to a theater near you

[@breadcookedagain]

HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR LETTERS BOLD?

[@Katie-uz4mf]

aww i was gonna comment that xD

[@TheLegend2T]

I have a time machine and i went back and stole your comments muahahah

[@dgameryoutube5045]

Yo Mr.Boly

[@dgameryoutube5045]

oh sorry i meant bold with no neck or arms

[@LarryTL]

I'm still waiting for someone to make a good comment about Saudi Arabia. I've been looking for a comment for like 20 minutes

[@iammrawesomesauce]

Larry >good >Saudi Arabia choose one

[@h.b.5577]

Well there is the DGTheGuys commented i guess

[@ahmadalhmaidat620]

A good thing about saudis is that they dont have under aged pregnancies or bastards

[@kristyhoward6897]

ahmad alhmaidat Please define under aged, could you give an age? ie...17 or 18. Because by proxy, if under aged marriage is allowed then there will be under aged pregnancies. Or did you mean unwed, under aged girls? Because certainly the numbers are lower in Saudi Arabia as those girls will be stoned to death along with her unborn children. It's just semantics

[@ahmadalhmaidat620]

Kristy Howard I meant those that are under 18. Since the fertility rate of underage females in Saudi Arabia is greatly lower from that of the USA. (BTW it is way more possible to find liquor in saudi than underage marriages, underage marriages happen just once every ice age)

[@yigitkapusuz8484]

So about the tea thing, we Turks drink a LOT of tea. We drink it with and after breakfast sometimes with and after lunch and definitely after dinner, when we are taking a break from work and when someone comes for a visit, you have to have tea. That list might be a bit old and I believe it didn't include Turkey. As of 2016, Turkey consumes 3.16 kg (or 6.96 lb) of tea per capita. The UK is on third place, Ireland being second. This is the wikipedia page about it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tea_consumption_per_capita

[@crapulence853]

adamsın

[@junie9039]

Woah that is so fascinating I honestly thought India would've been the top since alot of us are so obsessed with it

[@enigmamyth]

The whole asia is obsessed with tea lol specially south Asian countries

[@yuritardid7761]

@@junie9039 Turks and indians both love tea i think it's just that turks drink it more throughout the day , like we both of the same word for tea "chai" which is spelled as Çay in Turkey

[@junie9039]

@@yuritardid7761 ooh that's pretty cool

[@antonrockoboac8711]

just saying the dates on a lot of them were out of date by like a decade

[@moranmarie10]

That's what I caught too. A couple have changed quite a bit

[@klaik30]

It really depends on what the statistics are about :)

[@antonrockoboac8711]

klaik30 some of them have changed like the economy and violence imigration population

[@tonks-gaming]

yea, cos cultures significantly change in a decade

[@antonrockoboac8711]

im triggered because ok because the american economy is soo doing all most as well as the uk and no statistic is ever rising or lowering

[@Liletter]

Coffee vikings.

[@abby-schmidt]

XD

[@lone6718]

New band name “caffeinated Vikings”.

[@beekidsart1176]

LilacKitty xD

[@iveraleksander9720]

But it is pretty funny

[@imnotsofunny824]

Its me

[@cinemacraftcreations2135]

1:21 The French side actually says "No, I prefer the wine, the dogs not civilized"

[@ASquared-]

Ya

[@isaacmammel9186]

Actually, it's more correct than you think. In French, adjectives often go after the noun they describe.

[@kitti5647]

"south Africa is very unsafe" me a South African:...true

[@obscure_genesis]

South Africa you are safe, from people. Not from *everything.*

[@erinsageberndt8453]

My fellow South Africans

[@zen.28xxl4rrY]

Same

[@recklessdriver5684]

@@erinsageberndt8453 Oh god

[@Murkfeex]

Yeah it is

[@dragonfruit7236]

As a Scottish person I can confirm that we are surprisingly okay with being punched. Fights break out on my school's grounds on an almost daily basis but afterwards no real grudge is held between participants.

[@x_splitmix_x1255]

Too true I've been in 9 fights already and I'm only first year of high school. Fuck ye all

[@facelessfigure7985]

Here in the US, having multiple fights break out on the same day is scary. One of our principals resigned because of it.

[@dragonfruit7236]

@Linctonamor ! OMG really? A lot of us just fight when we're bored lol

[@neobro234]

Saw a man in a wheelchair attack a gay couple No one did anything

[@realultraformerlyultranact6542]

(bagpipes intensify)

[@animatedfps]

US GUY: my drug is coke JAPAN GUY:my drug is ATTACK ON TITAN

[@marsbiwen7547]

It's a joke you Idiot

[@KolchaksGhost]

Claire Shiro Sinatra aren’t you a weeb yourself?

[@randomperson4198]

@@marsbiwen7547 umm who are u talking to

[@malgorzatakawken]

@@randomperson4198 comment glitch?

[@bombiss_9124]

*plays attack on Titan music over Naruto*

[@tahutoa]

Stick your peen in the ay-air

[@kaitherat0126]

*triggered*

[@vivikitties]

Bombiss _ that’s what I said😂

[@bombiss_9124]

Sam Kneil where

[@AmaviMSP]

Bombiss _ EXACTLY

[@biancamihai3697]

That “hi” just warms my heart every time

[@dododoodododoo3043]

Isn't it dangerous to cook your heart?

[@cogithefool4284]

"I didn't know Irish people are patriotic" *IRA joins the chat*

[@hayleybanks4338]

Maulana Fariz Haha and the UDF

[@28stabwounds92]

IRA joins chat and bombs a couple cars

[@BurgerTyrant]

*GO ON HOME BRITSH SOLDIERS, GO ON HO-*

[@owenmccaughey5291]

WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS SCAR?!

[@LiveErrors]

its the same old theme, since 1916

[@slimyfurby]

"turkeys being murderers" _I can't even_

[@ohyeahyeah6985]

*Oof*

[@user-hg2qi8bl2f]

loL

[@Imcryingconstantly]

Kiwi Borb the tables have turn

[@howdy1812]

Well, today is Thanksgiving

[@jackalope_games2217]

Kiwi Borb, the turkeys know about Thanksgiving and want revenge.

[@JBlooey]

Every way you said coffee is accurate in the United States.

[@berdansargol1577]

Can we say covfefe?

[@princessmoonlight1356]

Berdan Sarıgöl no only Trump says that 😂

[@berdansargol1577]

@@princessmoonlight1356 ok, thanks for the info, princess r/wooosh

[@thedipperdapper3806]

cwoffee

[@kythere]

Berdan Sarıgöl r/butwhy

[@flowing-river]

1:29 I like how "Corpse Husband" is the first option when he types "C"

[@j1407bmoon]

Omg how did you even notice that? It was one hundredth of a second situation.

[@flowing-river]

@@j1407bmoon idk honestly

[@hippity1078]

As a Scotsman I can confirm we are completely ok with punches

[@mayrln]

as a turk i can confirm we are completely not murderers

[@wyattwaltonroth7058]

thats what a murder would say

[@fxosh249]

TerraRyze 😂 I’m Scottish

[@hippity1078]

BeMoreBoss 0_0 eyyyyy

[@6ix436]

As a guy from Northern Ireland i can also confirm that we are OK with punches

[@maple494]

Dave saluting Monsterrat's flag and listening to its anthem. *now this is quality content*

[@UnknownRager96]

*Monster Rat

[@tommeakin1732]

Saudi Arabia is one of those countries which I dislike more the more I learn about it.....

[@medsidimed5992]

well you haven't visited it all you have is buzzfeed articles.

[@WyseWalker]

I wouldn't say you would have to visit a country to know information about it. People can know plenty of things about countries without even stepping outside their door. We even just got statistical verification of a aspect about Saudi Arabia. But yes, before you do say the obvious you should take anything you read or learn from the internet with a bit of salt, but that doesn't mean everything or necessarily anything you read on the internet is false.

[@medsidimed5992]

Wyser Wiler Well saudi arabia is the center of alot of hate, because it's considered the islamic leader of the world. But it's not more homophobic than uganda and not many people hate on uganda. It's not worse tham zimbambwe and no one hates on zimbambwe. It actually has functional infastructure , beutiful modern cities anc more.

[@WyseWalker]

Med Sidimed Ok, but that still doesn't mean anything he has learned about Saudi Arabia is wrong which was the main point of your comment.

[@Ludix147]

Med Sidimed that's because Saudi Arabia is actually relevant ;) also it is a rich and more or less developed country, so people expect more from it.

[@doodleplayer4014]

"Canadians are boring" Yeah and we have feelings too

[@Clockwork-Rat]

yeah, you're Canadian not ginger

[@minuatri2565]

Awe

[@ANNtique]

Yes we are and we’re sorry 🇨🇦

[@boyinaband]

Can I get a HELL YEAH, STATISTICAL VERIFICATION?!

[@rertaertq3]

Boyinaband HELL YEAH

[@rertaertq3]

Boyinaband STATISTICAL VERIFICATION

[@loudestcloud]

Boyinaband HELL YEAH, BOI

[@sillE2025]

Boyinaband yessssssssssss💙💙💙💙

[@Mommacado]

Boyinaband HELL YEAH!!!

[@paris2777]

Naruto, with AOT music… I see you’re a man of culture

[@DawnAQ]

I was just gonna comment this lmao

[@SlyFireVR]

It got me

[@smolcheetah4972]

What?

[@DawnAQ]

Amine Djaboub Naruto with Attack On Titan music.

[@smolcheetah4972]

DawnAQ I know what it stands for but I don't know what it means

[@xbreadx5815]

My Scottish family are always drunk.... Is that why people punch?

[@noodleoodle7439]

Most likely.

[@jimmymcjimmy9093]

Was not expecting the punch statistic as all my family are Scottish and none of them "punch" people After all it's called a Glaswegian kiss not a punch

[@THEEMILY139]

Alcohol and passion in my experience

[@laylaheeney4851]

well my scottish cousins always hit eachother and they're kids so i'll never know

[@alexawillis6472]

*ᴊ-ʜᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴘᴇ*

[@nubulaa9054]

"what is your favourite part of your country?" *We have punched the most people*

[@viruzangel]

THE CAPITAL

[@cherrimartin504]

I think the reason why Germany is so far at the bottom in terms of patriotism is because being patriotic often leads to being stigmatised as a nazi in Germany. I think many people are scared of being called a nazi.

[@WalleyeGuy4]

@@cherrimartin504 Did this thread say anything about Germany?

[@DenizUe]

Naruto, with Attack on Titan Music! *TRIGGERED*

[@keepXonXrockin]

DenizUe attack on Titten xD

[@keepXonXrockin]

DenizUe could be the title of the porn parody.

[@DenizUe]

keeponrockin ooups haha, gonna change that now ^^

[@lifeascam2755]

LOLLLLL sammmeee, btw have a good day and much love from a small british youtuber

[@sirlitten5364]

same

[@DrDingsGaster]

The USA is at 13 for tea consumption, sounds about right considering we dumped it all in the harbour to help declare our Independence.

[@karaflores5092]

Castor DarkHeart lol

[@alexandersidnell6038]

waste of good tea you could have given that to all the fat people

[@insidiousvim2679]

Is it bad that I only know that from Assassin's Creed 3? XD

[@cococorino5767]

haha good one, fat people hahahahahha

[@LaggingDuck-]

13 colonies 13th place in tea, patriotic? Or am I digging to deep

[@sarahgreer5111]

*Boyinaband looks at UK flag* "English" Me (Scottish): *Sigh*

[@camioso]

I'm from England and him saying this still annoys me

[@memery2876]

Ya gonna punch him, or not?

[@ifanjones9503]

and welsh

[@vource2670]

So true , this joke is why I get bullied . Never run with bagpipes you can poke an aye oot or worse get kilt

[@memery2876]

@@vource2670 I've heard that before

[@etheliaowo7533]

I’m from Saudi Arabia and I guess a good thing is anyone is always willing to help, for example when I was waiting for the doctor at the hospital I fainted (I had a really high fever) and about 3 people came to help me because my mom was too shocked to know what to do. I have nothing against homosexuality, it’s just the religion of the country. I asked my mom what she would do if I told her I’m lesbian (which I am not) she said that she would pray for me. I’ve heard about people getting disowned for it so I think that’s an okay answer.

[@guymcgee228]

"Whats Japan's drug of choice instead then? Anime!" -Dave

[@joecommoner669]

Oddeon *plays clip of naruto running while attack on titan theme blasts

[@miamartin2561]

We all watched the video, thanks...

[@Loonaurtheworld]

i'm an Otaku LoL *KILL MEH!*

[@maelydia2248]

"What's Japan's drug of choice? *anime* " I literally spent 5 minutes laughing, i had to stop myself or else i was going to choke and die.

[@gamzee7273]

My mom is British and my dad is Irish So I have the strangest flipping accent.

[@Astropoliy]

What do you primarily speak?

[@howdy1812]

Wow

[@princesscrystal1889]

I want to hear it... plz

[@princesscrystal1889]

I'm watching ur bids now

[@greyjay9492]

Danielryan10 have you not remembered the Gaelic and Celtic languages across the British isles?

[@halicusnguyen8864]

"Is there a way to measure how passionate they are?" Me: idk rlly how do u actually measure how passionate someone is- Boyinaband: Let's see the fertility rates Me: OH GOD I TAKE THAT BACK

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Lesson taken: Marry a Italian person. They will love/treat you right.

[@FloorMatt5252]

@@MoonchildDontCry guess pewds is pretty lucky then.

[@KahlerCharla]

"FRICKIN' U.S." "SIX!" "THAT'S BACKWARDS!" But it's very true. People get arrested at the age of 6. :/

[@somadityasingh4345]

Lol

[@beegood6700]

Really??!

[@therandombrothers5668]

Me from the US: REALLY?!?!?!?

[@kiranroye6498]

O

[@evancammisa338]

@@beegood6700 no

[@levelgrindersguidetolife9850]

Did you just play a Naruto clip with the opening music for Attack on Titan?

[@meghannorton392]

Yes he did

[@Hehe-nt4oe]

Level Grinders Guide to Life you are high on anime

[@levelgrindersguidetolife9850]

@@Hehe-nt4oe apparently, because that was a crazy hallucination.

[@majorVwhite]

End me

[@KingNektus]

Dave, you disappointed us all.

[@andrewm5471]

The first time you said coffee it was perfect... then you went full Brooklyn (1:33)

[@deviousvillain0621]

Ikr

[@jimmyneatron7995]

I’m never going to america

[@ChaCha-fu9th]

Jimmy Neatron y

[@andrewm5471]

Jimmy Neatron it’s not to bad over here

[@jimmyneatron7995]

Not safe

[@khadijaayadi7872]

That moment when the attack on titan intro is over the naruto run

[@QuiteRelative]

Yeah we Scandinavians are vikings drinking coffee and using internet too much!!

[@forsaken.cowboy]

Linus Lundqvist hell yeah

[@vargii]

Yep

[@Elisa-vq5qf]

yeah

[@freezing8066]

Yup

[@koby7303]

*hElL yEaH*

[@spazzmaticus9086]

Irish person here, can confirm, we are extremely patriotic. So patriotic in fact, that even american people with distant Irish heritage are proud to be Irish. Plus, we are the only country to have a national holiday about ourselves that's celebrated by many countries.

[@jdk2535]

This is true, I have no idea why, but as soon as I realized I was Irish (My great great grandmother immigrated to America) I have had this burning desire to go to Ireland. Like, it's my dream vacation spot. It must just be my blood or something. It's REALLY weird.

[@thetalkingpenguin208]

The funny part is St Patricks day isn't an official Holiday

[@ethanlipphardt5642]

Skulduggery Pleasant too patriotic

[@aoibheodonovan8114]

Trueee- a dub 🇮🇪

[@piggliewigglie]

Skulduggery Pleasant im American and Irish and im very proud of that so :,)

[@washitape8258]

Okay EVERY TIME I WATCH ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR ITS SO AMAZING

[@LunaWitcher]

THE HAIR IS SO FABULOUSLY LONG IT HAS ITS OWN GRAVITATIONAL ORBIT ALL HANDS SHAW BE ATTRACTED TO IT

[@tenebrasolanum4215]

A few videos ago people would be accusing him of being a girl for having long hair. Amazing how far the internet has come.

[@LunaWitcher]

The internet hasn't gone anywhere, we are just the ones that watch even his not-so-popular videos. That takes a kind of commitment the ignorant people that think he is a girl because of his hair don't have.

[@TorrenOglethorpe]

is that aradia or am i just seeing things..

[@washitape8258]

TorrenOglethorpe Yep! It's a day of the dead Aradia :3

[@ozzyp0p153]

"what is the dumb thing im going to say today" how about cawfee "gimme my cawfee"

[@foxgirlchainsaw]

Quafee

[@joanofarcreal]

“finnish people are vikings” as a finnish person i am definitely a viking

[@gammarays666]

Perkele! I really like saying that.

[@beegood6700]

I like vikings. They have pretty hats :D

[@potmki6601]

What is Gamma Zeconis System?

[@s.k3179]

As a Finnish person, I am definitely sure that Finland is a part of Scandinavia as well. Lol!

[@joanofarcreal]

@@potmki6601 it is a system, called gamma zeconis,, but we just say gz bc it's easier

[@iceisisisig]

I live in America and when you said "gun murder rate" I heard a gun go off behind my house X)

[@drea-i2y]

is literaly ice thats scary

[@iceisisisig]

Andrea not really i live in the country so someones probably just hunting

[@alternateuniversescollidde313]

...And that was that last thing we ever heard from is literaly ice... Just kidding I know exactly what your talking about! I've lived in areas with hunting going on, it not obviously unusual to hear a gun go off or to see one.

[@iceisisisig]

AlternateUniversesCollidde lol, exsactly

[@intheraeyne]

I live in the city, granted it's the outskirts, and still manage to hear gun shots go off. Or fireworks. I can never tell.

[@caydencesimpson6092]

What's Japan's drug of choice? *anime*

[@technichron]

As an American, I can say that the first pronunciation of coffee was on point.

[@mariepurser3130]

Not gonna lie, it threw me.

[@korrieyegan8482]

Whats japan's preferred drug ....anime Me: *subscribe* "that was funny"

[@JYMAHJAMES]

Who gives a shit

[@korrieyegan8482]

Jamoi why so mad???

[@alliumbees]

neko 4life funny thing is he used the AOT theme song for a Naruto video 😂😂

[@korrieyegan8482]

extreme_ fangirl17 haha yeah XD

[@willyyumwarmcock3790]

Dammit they only made Scotland separate from Britain when it was punching

[@karimmoukaouame]

Ikr i noticed that too

[@lmao.3661]

Ffs man

[@a1fromdisc938]

They punch back

[@willyyumwarmcock3790]

Oh m8 a no, aye yer right

[@kazza0473]

Frozen Wafflez HAHAHAH OMG I just realized that! (I'm from Scotland)

[@ultra-papasmurf]

"Wait Does Ireland Have A Drinking Stereotype?" Boyinaband 2016

[@Jason-ci6sq]

Yes.just watch Jacksepticeye

[@ultra-papasmurf]

@@Jason-ci6sq This is a quote

[@josephbrennan9712]

i almost malfunctioned when i heard that, its literally like the only main stereotype Ireland has

[@Turnipwithapencil]

Me: an American who loves stats Dave: if you like the stats this is the video for you Also Dave: USA that scary, USA that’s scary, USA that’s scary

[@Davoda2]

I mean he didn't lie...

[@Turnipwithapencil]

@@Davoda2 can’t deny that 😂

[@Davoda2]

@@Turnipwithapencil statistically speaking, the usa is depressing as hell.

[@Turnipwithapencil]

@@Davoda2 no joke there 😂 🤣

[@Davoda2]

@@Turnipwithapencil there is a Metallica song for that "Sad but true".

Let's just say stereotypes are for a reason.

[@joshuamclean8913]

TheGuess2D but they are still generalized/stereotypes. Some are totally off, like Canadians are boring. I'm Canadian and I don't see that and people I hang out with from other countries have said the opposite, but what ever…

Joshua McLean I've never heard of that stereotype for a reason then .

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

They're not though, the UK has the best teeth in the world, the US isn't as gun crime heavy as you'd thing and Canadians are dicks.

[@angstydadd5462]

Honestly I find stereotypes to kinda funny like Canadians are super nice or Texans ride horses to school and have an oil well ( they don't I live in Texas so the more you know ) but mostly the harmless ones

[@Kret4en]

My bear would totally agree with that

[@no-sg1eq]

Saudi Arabia’s hotels are fudging amazing. And under them there’s like 1000 floors of just shops and food and Baskin Robins and Burger King and shit like that

[@bigsmoke5234]

See and Arabian people like me get a discount on things like I'm a Muslim if I buy a Qur'an I get a discount and Christians get a discount

[@demigodlyshiz]

dont forget the albaik. i swear theyre everywhere

[@filthy5casual]

So basically, they have money.

[@bigsmoke5234]

@@filthy5casual I live in Jordan and we all hate Saudi Arabia because of their stereotype Now all the world thinks middle east is fealthy and full of slaves

[@someonecalledmaya9985]

the U.A.E has has pretty awesome hotels too!

[@sjr1735]

8:21 "Homophobic oil royal." -Boyinaband

[@ihaveaddr1stickinmypc117]

But they've got oil :D

[@Fawnnnnnn]

The new Fortnite

[@bernadineenslin2159]

I was waiting for South Africa to be there, it’s the sad truth.

[@housephone591]

Ongelukkig...

[@zackscotty]

What makes it so bad if you don't mind me asking?

[@dforbes]

@@zackscotty Crime is pretty rough. SA has a handful of areas that are ranked top in the world for murders. Car hijackings, housebreaking and robberies are a daily event in most cities. The government is more corrupt than developed countries, less corrupt than most of Africa though. We're currently experiencing "loadshedding" - rolling blackouts that last 2-4 hours, several times per day - due to decades-long mismanagement of the state-owned electricity provider. Crazy unemployment (30%+) and income inequality - some of the blame can be lumped on the Apartheid regime, some of the blame is the ineffective goverment (same party been in charge since 1994). Access to internet and running water isn't great outside of cities. I do love my country though. The people that aren't trying to rob you are friendly and helpful. Our diverse fauna and flora are amazing. The weather is pretty great, especially on the coast. We have loads of natural resources, arable land and fishing grounds.

[@zackscotty]

@@dforbes thank you for the Information. I remember being told about the black outs not long back but I couldn't image what SA was like. Stay safe. Hopefully things change for your country sooner then later

[@larastar3623]

@@dforbes well that is that and not only that there is a lot other reasons but I agree I love my country as well but yeah

[@oaketh]

*Plays Attack On Titan theme song over a Naruto clip*

[@bethel6594]

yea

[@kaede3854]

ItsProxiiGt w

[@joshnippleton3449]

Weeb

[@mrcrazyhair9230]

WEEEEB

[@oaketh]

MrCrazyHair Your very mature obviously

[@katherinepoole8842]

“Ooh, murder!” “I never thought turkeys would be murderers!” ~Boyinaband 2016

[@jamesjr.parttoo4809]

İmma kill ya all

[@caychuseyn]

Yea we are humans too we are not a bird always scream and eating in thanksgiving you morons

[@RyanDardenA]

"Iceland is the happiest country and they commit the most crimes!" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ncexistential4919]

No they DON'T

[@yakomo84]

"Note: Crime statistics are often better indicators of prevalence of law enforcement and willingness to report crime, than actual prevalence."

[@KateAxel_SolarFrost]

Omg I just looked that this comment as he legit said that Xd

[@mafiacat88]

​@@yakomo84 Also they have a much lower population than a lot of countries and a fairly low population density-both things that lead to higher crime rates. If one guy goes nuts and attacks someone that drives up the crime rate more than a hundred people doing the same in the united states for example. It's like how here in Canada the territory of the Yukon had a murder rate of more than ten, whereas the province British Columbia had a rate of 1.7, but the Yukon had 4 murders and BC had 87. It's just since the Yukon only has 30 thousand people in it those few really make it spike. Also sorry if that isn't a super relevant stat for wherever you live, it's the only situation where I could remember the stats right now for murder rates in differently populated areas. There's probably similar situations in most countries though.

[@senjusan6359]

That is why those numbers are misleading. In Iceland there is only 330 thousand people. In such small population even few crimes can seem as huge problem xd

[@yasaiaisa8363]

9:34 that awkward "what do I do with my thumb?" sums up my whole existence

[@tomlindsay77]

Shout out from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 95% unemployed

[@conorhagan3727]

Tom Lindsay Zimbabwe I love that name I kept saying it all day to my friend and he got really annoyed

[@voltrap_366]

Is that real??

[@chuckschultz3646]

oof

[@ethanlipphardt5642]

Tom Lindsay how is it still a country?

[@conorhagan3727]

Ethan Lipphardt Zimbabwe for life🇿🇼

[@sampirolli2484]

Boy you calling me fat

[@yasir5422]

not fat more like an elephant that ate another elephant

[@Toughfey]

Jesus there were only 2 replies and this person is getting absolutely rekt XD

[@wanteddeadoraliveshortmand4508]

Your fucking profile picture picks that.

[@rumpsprung4520]

Fat with FREEDOM!!!

[@stevie2.040]

@@rumpsprung4520 hell yeah

[@kewlbeans2463]

let us end with the national anthem of monsterrat

[@mid1429]

At lest the US does not steal thare national anthem from the UK

[@der_kaiser6607]

Ethan Stadel BUt the US anthem music was originally an English gentleman’s club song?

[@daahorse1652]

O say can you see

[@maria-du9qg]

@@mid1429 monsterrat didn't steal our national anthem, they have the same one because they were probably part of the British Empire, same with lots of other countries. That's my guess anyway

[@emilymartinez6534]

i was today years old when i realized that the music for “my country tis of thee” (an american patriotic song) is the same as england’s national anthem...

[@meowster7696]

h a h

[@lv4519]

Nothing says Independence like stealing your former mother country's anthem am I right?

[@sebby324]

Good save our gracious queen

[@hajidle]

@@lv4519 Murica!

[@ivetterodriguez1994]

My country t'is of thee. Sweet land of liberty! Of thee I sing! Land where my fathers died! Land f the pilgrims pride! RINGS FROM EVERY MOUTNTAINSIDE1 Let freeedoom ring!

[@otamatone3293]

I've been fat shamed........ BUT ITS ON THE INTERNET DO IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER!

[@vibing6530]

Fat shaming is bad. But it doesn'y mean it is okay to be fat. Obesity is dangerous for people's health.

[@DrizzletGaming]

If you ever feel stupid then just remember I put Oxygen is a highly radioactive element in a project for chemistry.

[@everblue2277]

Oh god, I wouldn’t want to clean up that mess...

[@darkyinyangshadow7423]

NikTheGamer YT don't worry, if you ever feel stupid about that once my friend blew up a thermometer by putting it in the flame from a Bunsen burner in my science class.

[@insidiousvim2679]

I can now never unsee 'Monster Rat' XD

[@leobaytorun7157]

well it says monsterrat monster-rat

[@AJSux]

“MonsterRat” had me laughing so hard I was in pain

[@zacxion]

I'm American and your American accent made me laugh lmao

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

Yeah Yeah possibly Boston

[@JustMe-px6ky]

Whatever it was, it was adorable. 😂

[@avajo2950]

Zacxion His accent was somewhere between Brooklyn and Texas... lol

[@Nalabyte]

Yea, that wasn't a Texan accent lol More new yorkish. #BornAndRaisedTexan lol

[@crici.k]

When you are Italian and your parents are divorced, and also most of your friends parents are divorced... But the chart said... *Wait something is not right here*

[@alessandradegiorgi276]

Ho pensato la stessa cosa, conosco molte persone con i genitori divorziati e non siamo neanche tra i primi posti 😂

[@shiranijhnsn7154]

@@alessandradegiorgi276 Non capisco letteralmente come qualsiasi cosa tu abbia detto. questa risposta arriva da un australiano in sovrappeso che è troppo stupido per imparare una lingua. Vi auguro una buona giornata.

[@beegood6700]

@@shiranijhnsn7154 Haha ok from Australia

[@potmki6601]

Most people I knew in my childhood didn't have dads, so I though it was a regular state of things, but then I realised that my school gave advantage in appliance to families with, I think, 3+ children or with just one parent (or with no parents, just grandparents, and some other things, like disabled parents, but mostly there are were just a lot of children of single mothers)

[@icecreamkracken6992]

Wait a minute?

[@aetherolyx6832]

I literally *screeched* when he played the Attack on Titan theme over a clip from Naruto....

[@zlabobabil]

Same... he should’ve put byakuya.

[@jamaalali366]

@@mikudayoooooo *rasengan the back of his neck

[@seggaming437]

Rasen shuriken his nape

[@tylerholland4652]

When he was imitating a New York/New Jersey accent when saying coffee I couldn’t stop laughing cuz I got that same “accent”

[@howtoSmile101]

New Zealand as the country with the highest use of marijuana? Jesus dude it’s not even legal here wtf 😂😂😂

[@rosiemakkapakka]

How~to~smile~101 Well there was the legalize cannibis party so...

[@joemalone6994]

im guessing you dont hang out with teens?

[@ThisToxicX]

My maori friends who are twins btw, their parents used to smoke weed all the time, now they are in Australia and can face heavy penalties for having it

[@icantthinkofagoodusername4464]

I'm honestly surprised that Australia was only second. The majority of people I know have smoked weed on some occasion. Hell, even my Dad smoked a fuck tone when he was a teen.

[@Marcccii]

Im suprised Switzerland isnt top 3 aswell. So many People smoke here.

[@polnareffshugehonkers4704]

I love monster rat

[@triggered90]

*steals all le spaghetti* SORRY MON AMI *runs away with spaghetti in mah mouth*

[@ohheylads]

Dude! Your spaghetti is being stolen by a rat! Oh wait, that was yesterday, my bad.

[@obnoxiousbutconsistent9124]

Paps

[@triggered90]

I IDENTIFY AS HAMILTRASH!

[@mollissagrinder8164]

me too

[@bigmanj4929]

Yes, come to Scotland. Get socked in the face. Have some fish 'n chips Go home victorious

[@3xEvyx3]

As long as I get a beer out of it too.

[@kc9070]

@@3xEvyx3 nah here in Scotland we have whiskey

[@3xEvyx3]

@Meme Style this I'm okay with

[@hufflepuffbadger2931]

Ö

[@FakeGamerGirlOfficial]

I love that 20% of this video was myth-busting stereotypes, and 80% was just Dave nerding about statistics again.