Which Tainted Isaac Characters Could I beat in a Fight?

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[@shr1mpys]

moral of the story: keelvin is able to kill 5 year old crying children

[@FlyingHandStudios]

Maybe someday you will too

[@Moald]

5 year olds that aren't already dead or are demons

[@powertouncleben]

​@@Moald or stinky as heck

[@leodmans]

Or rich as heck

[@graczpl2tozajebistykanalkjest]

Maybe he is a kid but aslo he's a fucking demon

[@crelos3549]

All of them are 5 years old, if you manage to dodge the first attack from the most dangerous ones they're gone

[@mimimimo455]

Azazel will straight up obliterate someone even if they dodge

[@crelos3549]

@@mimimimo455 it depends on how brimstone translates to real life

[@kimronbain7701]

​@@crelos3549ima go off the game logic and just say it will vaporize someone

[@yinakiyama]

@@crelos3549n real life, How do you kill or beat Tainted Forgotten and Tainted Soul? One’s a skeleton and the other is well a soul. I don’t think punching a soul would work.

[@Ghostofchristmaspresent]

​@@crelos3549so i found the defenition of Brimstone is like a certain form of ash that you inhale and cough up blood. So this just murders anyone because azazel is also a demon so they are unaffected by Brimstone so even if he beats azazel he walks out with lung cancer

[@James-Paul]

“Isaac we love you” “🙂”

[@dr.c.f.8074]

Tainted Keelvin: Plum Flute & Sinus Infection Only the Sinus Infection tears do damage.

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

T. Azazel sneeze but green

[@Cains_stuff]

For tainted cain just make sure you didn’t leave your keys, fireworks, or money out…or your blood ig.

[@Imnotannie_]

Or Dont get trapped on the bag

[@Cains_stuff]

@@Imnotannie_ yep

[@BunnyJolf]

The idea of Cain trapping him in the bag and giving them the jason Voorhees treatment is oddly funny to me

[@TOSTIWETHAR911]

"i would sneeze on him and he will die" He's already dead 💀

[@Bros_In_Love]

YOU CAN'T BEAT THE LOST BECAUSE HE'S A *GOD DAMN GHOST*

[@DoomedFr]

I mean he can die to spiders so why not to humans

[@Bros_In_Love]

@@DoomedFr that's just a game technicality.

[@djayden4661]

That is mean it's dead aleady. Win by default

[@shwingleman]

​@@Bros_In_Lovewell yeah

[@lucianogastonbuetdelgado7670]

​@@djayden4661so that also works against forgotten?

[@bigkaris912]

Dude played so much binding of Isaac he started to look like him

[@setabasada8816]

Tainted Keelvin: has a gun

[@Obsidian_Knight]

"I dont think I can dodge the baby whip." *hands baseball bat* "Deflect it then!"

[@user-rn4lz1ui9n]

casey moment

[@watermeloncatbrodda]

*still dies due to my bad reflexes*

[@Stillbraixentho]

Alternative tittle: Can i beat a bunch of traumatized children and religious figures,together with corpses and a soul?

[@vesseltried]

finally Isaac content

[@22_MuchMarcus]

Now me personally, I’m gonna team with Jacob and we jump dark Esau

[@kwame20101]

Imagine rolling up to the other fights with Jacob and chained up Esau biting around like a chain chomp 😂

[@Dummy_____]

This is relevant here and in an orphanage

[@trulyagoose]

I think just getting rid of the skeleton would kill tainted Forgotten? Just push it away when hes between attacks.

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav]

Can confirm, I've fucked myself over by throwing the skeleton over spiked rocks before 😅

[@TheFabricOfSpaceTime]

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav couldnt you just leaved the room or bomb the spiked rocks??

[@CheezyBois998]

Can’t the forgor still hit you with his bone bat anyways? That’s one of his functions that goes for both tainted and regular.

[@peat1654]

Both of them dying from Tainted Jacob makes the most sense

[@hydrus2835]

how to beat all characters: literally just punch them, they're 5 year olds lol

[@holachau5851]

Tainted judas has a fucking dagger and it slashes enemies like insane

[@CheezyBois998]

Tainted Judas would find a way to kill you anyways. Like, he’d use dark arts and the second you look down, he’s stabbed a dagger into the artery in your leg and then you’re done for.

[@aoyama5563]

"as soon as tainted Esau comes in we all die"😂

[@scrubblesi1233]

Keelvin after picking a fight with tainted Cain but he raises his bag

[@ezekielexemptfromallthisap8603]

if a character uses tears to kill me their dead but if its like brimstone im dead

[@TahkodaPlaysGaming]

A single peice of dust Tainted lost :i fear no man but that thing it scares me

[@israel_the_goat]

what did tainted cain do to you ;c

[@Oree_9]

Isaac content is finally back! Just..not a normal video.. This is still fine tho!

[@naomilauzut92]

We've literally just went back to Egyptian times

[@insuranceagent1901]

“I would kill a Isaac” mans literally is Isaac 💀💀😭

[@DesicYT]

You could grab the baby whip and snap it in 2 and crush the baby, then pull in Lilith using the rest of the whip and beat her to death

[@AkosWhoIsFGTisgayaswell]

jesus fucking christ thats graphic

[@DesicYT]

@@AkosWhoIsFGTisgayaswell lol dark mind moment

[@holachau5851]

Fact

[@CheezyBois998]

ok so basically, become a really murderous surgeon

[@Ghostofchristmaspresent]

No Tainted keeper hear me out right its just a sack so it just absorbs damage like a sponge. Plus hes gonna make you pay for your cars extended warranty so you die to financial damage

[@holachau5851]

So steal his coins he dies without health and his health are coins

[@hatientacetlen4246]

I feel like you're forgetting that tainted Samson is just a really angry 5 year old 😂 he's not super powered he just has anger management issues.

[@randomyoutuber2633]

He literally cant die when mad and can hit enemies and bosses hard enough to make them explode, plus he has near super speed and strength.

[@11TheSilly11]

"he's not super powered" He can literally just refuse to die...

[@watermeloncatbrodda]

SAY THAT TO MY IMMORTALITÄT

[@Nico-lp6pn]

Mythos of Gaming

[@Another_El_User]

Conclusion: Potato

[@dxinz]

Yo this is a sick short concept 😭😭😭

[@luishernandez6958]

"Hey... today I want to talk about killing five year olds"

[@task_failer8223]

Finally someone who doesn’t completely overestimated themselves

[@MonkeyGng]

So kevin cant kill a 5 yr old with a wig?

[@austeezus565]

didn't know this guy play binding of Isaac

[@juancarlosmalpica2498]

The Liberty has my name

[@somedude478]

Technically they’re all Isaac so seems like a dub across the board to me 🤷

[@N0bdi3]

Tainted Jacob looks like my cousin💀💀

[@duk2458]

they're all babies I think you'll be okay

[@in_your_wall]

The yippee people!

[@user-he6sx7fv3e]

you forgot tainted DIO (DIO part 3) ☝️🤓

[@LazyTubbier]

Remember... *Isaac still has a bomb*

[@theaverage214]

you can probably kill all of the characters because its all just in isaacs mind

[@joliem1675]

Wow. It's like you forget some of these guys are extremely puntable

[@jameythegrea7252]

I remember when your channel was mostly the binding of isaac

[@Anthaneus]

Canonically you could kill any of them

[@sablesalt]

Not if they canonically do it first 📦⏳⚰

[@Zack360Noscope]

bro cant even beat a 5 year old😂

[@user-jw4il1dk3l]

If you really think about it tainted lost can only survive two major injuries in his entire life

[@kiwimutante1633]

omg its yippe

[@randomgem8087]

tainted lost would hide in your walls and shoot you

[@JackSmith-yj4sz]

So glad they buffed t. Cain and gave him normal cain's starting stats

[@ityaboimanny255]

Thanks you for being honest lmao.

[@senku1396]

i have never seen binding of isaac and i can confidently say i'd beat them all

[@ActuallySpanky]

Me: I just alt+f4 and can beat them all in a fight

[@jma0645]

You would probably be fine with t Jacob because Esau would help you (has long has you dont touch him you are fine)

[@johnathan_maximiliam]

esau would probably try to kill him too

[@CheezyBois998]

Take it into account that all of them are exactly 3 apples tall.

[@WordsOfARaven]

It this game about child abuse and alcohol addiction

[@bas1306]

yo dude they are all four year old little children💀

[@Do_or64]

Tainted cain is my favorite character.

[@SuperScaryFrieza]

bro can’t win against fecal baby 💀

[@ToastButterSideLeft]

What about tarnished characters

[@mrsporadicsporkguy5481]

The baby what?

[@WaterMelwin]

I sure hope you can win against babies

[@awesomeguynamedawesomeness]

I'm pretty sure you cant win against a fucking demon who shoots blood lasers out of their mouth.

[@lazywrld-_-7736]

Depends if you have a Glock 18, RPG 7, and an M4A1 with a shit ton of ammo for each.

[@Calcanthite]

I agree with this

[@ericbanana5717]

Bro will die for a child 💀

[@marcomonkda1996]

Isnt tainted keeper full of coins? If you punch him you would break your hand

[@zephusdarkside3652]

Why is there people talking about how they could beat a child with religious trauma and maybe schizophrenia?

[@ThatBuffoon]

Destroy the computer and you beat everyone.

[@CheezyBois998]

But then you die from emotional damage due to no more binding of Isaac and losing your dead god save files.

[@Ace_D_ead]

ah yes casually murder children

[@avatar-dk3ks]

👑

[@Enyalius_]

can u do this with tarnished too cuz i think the only one u would win is issac cuz maggie will never die he heals so much judas will just slash of ur head in 0.02 seconds and samson will throw a rock at u

[@dusanpavlovic1303]

samson lost his hair so hes weak in his tainted form

[@jessicagoodwin2530]

Issac is already dead

[@anthonylarajr8892]

Will this be updated for the switch?

[@Florp3434]

Bro T Cain is awesome

[@A_Typhlosion]

Nah but tainted Cain has prep time.

[@lazarustrevino6632]

Bro you are saying you would kill me 😢

[@JetsreamstupidityIdiot]

Bro could not beat a child in a fight

[@rawdonstott7368]

Now time for smash bros.

[@jesh3720]

doesnt the whole game take place INSIDE of a person, meaning they're all just either children or babies?

[@userdecko81]

bro remembered his emo femboy past and can't k1ll him

[@astronomee]

ACTUALLY in co op, tainted esau only attacks t Jacob, not the other players, and other players don't take damage from him! :)

[@quailland1982]

Why's he talking about killing children💀

[@Bobplushie666]

The way you beat the forgotten is you stomp the skull and exorcise the ghost

[@Minced_Prime-J4dgm3nt]

you need to only kill the soul

[@CheezyBois998]

Just get Vade Retro.

[@Blackout700]

I instantly think: T lost pro's can kill the beast with C-section... And c section only...

[@Nico-lp6pn]

MOG dein Englisch ist gut geworden!!

[@presidentsemyon]

it's actually not that hard to kill tainted forgotten, just break the skeletons body and you win

[@cranium_xii]

I never see anyone saying that he looks like dr. fetus

[@spamton4990]

Technically, T. Eden could always just roll to Hypercoagulation (T. Maggy's gimmick), Sumptorium (T. Eve's gimmick), etc. and you'll lose. Also, I don't think T. Samson's innate Berserk can trigger off of damage taken, only damage dealt.

[@memeloverr]

TAINTED FORGOTTEN W

[@Miguelksksks]

Times for im play hith t characters in the binding of isaac: 0 im have rebirth

[@TheUglyDuckling997]

you can kill all of them. there are like 4 just step on them ahnd the fire from beth is only a fraction of there size

[@zbroly9551]

I would easily kill tainted judas (i got a cross with me)

[@Radomstuffidk]

Btw anyone who kills Cain gets his curse. So idk if it's worth it.

[@bigmango202]

Isaac and his characters are like 3 years old you can just kick the baby like a footbal

[@CheezyBois998]

I think you have the height and the age mixed up. Age is 5 years old, height is 3 apples tall. Applies to basically all characters

[@Gronflonbon]

What is so strong about dead laz? I don’t have tainted but he does not seem powerful

[@dimandos48_]

They are kids, just smack them with a chair once, right?

[@ensarbuzluk1467]

they are 5 year old dude i mean the t/n forgotten and avavel(+t asu) is strong or undying but still

[@ChickadooPlayz]

Trying to play t cain without any knowledge on what crafts what is the most awful thing ever I still don't have any completion marks with him

[@ihlong8660]

The ones I could win against are Issac, Cain, Lazarus, Eden, The Lost, Keeper, Lilith if I could catch the baby attack, Jacob 50/50 chance to win. Rest lose