ASMR Cranial Nerve Exam On A Rock - Also Giving a Massage and Haircut

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ASMR Cranial Nerve Exam On A Rock - Also Giving a Massage and Haircut

[@djembe_]

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to see a man give a spa treatment to boulder.

[@oceso]

why need utopia when can lotion on rock?

[@thebossman5422]

​@@ocesogrammar is a powerful thing ɓģƙßĝĉŵẃẅ

[@alejandomingorancegonzalez4710]

Thats what im saying!!!

[@localretardedperson]

What a time to be alive

[@irenecrichton9279]

LOL 😂

[@brakedownbutterfly]

As a kid I thought I’d go many places. However, I could never have envisioned myself watching a man spend his doctoral thesis on a sedimentary rock. Less yet, that such a video would help me fall asleep.

[@andrewp.9541]

That is the most relaxed rock I've ever seen

[@EyyyTone]

I didn't know he was chill like that

[@JazzyPuppyB]

As someone who loves trees and rocks. It's satisfying seeing them get pampered however weird that is. I sit here like, yeah all those rocks deserve a nice massage. All those trees need a cranial nerve exam to keep them healthy.

[@yame_te_kudasai]

Did you ever seen the Stone Gardens in Japan? You gonna enjoy

[@EyyyTone]

They deserve a rest after all that rock hard work they been putting in all these years.

[@shinytitan5066]

Nice Titan and joke

[@EyyyTone]

@@shinytitan5066 Brober

[@RyansBeans]

We are blessed with a 3-1 vid instead of multiple small vids

[@alejandomingorancegonzalez4710]

Yeahhh thanks whispersoft!!!!

[@ComfyestofBois]

This man found a cool rock and wanted to do a bunch of content with it... I respect that so hard...

[@ASMRCheater]

Rocks have notoriously sensitive and resilient cranial nerves. Good luck and godspeed in all your endeavors, and thanks for the tingles!

[@localretardedperson]

That's not just any rock, that's THE Rock

[@maplesyrup_1239]

🤨

[@yame_te_kudasai]

*tudum tudum tudum tudum, boom! * ladies and gentlemen -The Great Rock! and now we gonna give him some haircut...

[@ronkb]

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[@EvilleThunder50]

I thought you were gonna do a sponge bob quote

[@reapsow3003]

@@EvilleThunder50 its not just a boulder 🥹 its a rock 🥹

[@MurasakiOnca]

Why is this so satisfying to watch and listen to!? 😂

[@justaguy8831]

"That's not just a rock, 😢 It's a Boulder." A Wise Man

[@Z1NX325]

haha its actually the other way around // huge spongebob fan here!! 🍷

[@clairstrange4362]

It’s not just a boulder, it’s a ROCK! -SpongeBob SquarePants 🪨

[@hfourpky]

We can all agree that this man’s asmr is so unique and just so good like bro HOW I need answers 😂

[@officaill418]

let's give him props, he sacrificed his blade and dulled it for this video🙏

[@shadowdemon6619]

He probably wasn't going to use it after this anyways because it's not a smooth surface the blade can chip and cause injury

[@ToxicOrVinmoo]

I just witnessed this man give a cranial nerve exam and a whole spa treatment to Dwayne Johnson. Mental 👍

[@CarsnStuff]

those cologne cases are a new favorite trigger for me

[@lizosom.a4507]

imagine how this poor stone, after having known a better life with a haircut and a massage, lies alone in the forest and 💫mmmm smells good💫

[@luisamariatabaresflorez7207]

At least he have ✨links in the description✨

[@yame_te_kudasai]

Man, this idea is kinda crazy but so freakin tingly, I don't know how to these ideas coming to your mind, but you are really genius

[@SteezyDrewIt]

this rock is experiencing something no rock has probably ever experienced before in history just think about that…

[@Dooby313]

Those scissors were amazing 🫠🫠

[@SMCoasters97]

Roctor here again, I can confirm this Rock reacted normally to your examination and in fact has no cranial nerves.

[@sartenazo8106]

This is actually the best sponsor ever

[@heypuddles4473]

bro how did you get dwayne johnson to be in a video?? thats impressive

[@angie307]

This is the most entertaining asmrtist the random aggression is so funny😭😭

[@aggressiveskter]

i imagine the rock getting his head shaved isnt too far off from this

[@JazzyPuppyB]

What a great sponsor for you! I love the video and I love that I didn't need to skip past some boring ad read since it fits so well with your video

[@mariusv.dhulle1153]

This Guy Comes Up With The Most Random Ass Video's Ever But They're So Good And Still Manages To Put Me 2 Sleep I'm Falling Asleep To A Guy Shaving A Rock!But That Rock's Haircut Looks Sick Tho

[@Soggybread509]

Bro what are you saying,this is normal

[@wesleysimango1655]

4:05 The towel scrubbing against the rock sounded amazing

[@TheAngiec83]

New trigger unlocked: lotioned up rock massage

[@JmarcusSteal]

I like to see you’re taking care of your vehicle. The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles.

[@jackiephillips1273]

10 mins in and I’m almost sleeping like a rock

[@BritainsNext]

Amazing video!! Love the tool that starts at 16:50. And the manual hair clipper, too!!

[@JaggedPart]

Wonder what the neighbors think when they see him do these

[@ReignLee-hl7dw]

if I'm the neighbour I'd be jealous 🤷🏻‍♀️ like damn I want to be taken care like that 😂

[@GrimSkey]

"Honey! The weird neighbor kid is out in his lawn giving a rock a massage again!"

[@gz5405]

Babe come quick! Tree Guy is outside and this time he’s got *_a rock_*

[@azathoth01]

Judging by what i see in his videos the closest neighbour is probably 50 yards away

[@HowDidIGetHere91]

He would INSTANTLY become my favorite neighbor tbh 😂 But I’m also eccentric so I get this vibe

[@neilholman9541]

Another boundary pusher of a video. A unique idea. Remarkable self control too. I would have grabbed the hammer and chisel 30 seconds in.

[@lesleydawson3255]

Not sure how you came up with this idea but it's brilliant

[@jenlearesavingmylife2886]

he is a genius

[@JuanMorea]

I love the collab with Dwayne Johnson. Great video.

[@TheSpaceMn2]

los patrocinadores: que hiciste con lo que te mandamos para el vídeo whispersoft: se lo puse a una Rocka 😀

[@BaertheASMR]

At first I was like, no, this could not be good. but lo and behold; another quality video with a wacky theme! lol great job.

[@thamiresb]

I loved how barber foam sounds

[@gkanvik1]

I've always had such a hangup watching men ASMR creators as a man. Stupid I know but now I solely watch this fella.

[@pedramtabande1110]

ok now i’m legit in love with this video, every single sec is lit 🔥

[@PalePearl]

Dude I love these videos. Please keep providing services the inanimate objects in need 😌

[@pelmenitop6945]

i remember how me and my friend found big ice block and take it with us. we brought it to home and made for it wash, haircut and massage haha😂

[@AarunavDatta-jj4nt]

Bro should have the world record for having the cleanest rock in the whole universe

[@irenecrichton9279]

You’re gonna need to hone that razor 😂 but what a great sound!

[@sshrihari1436]

Perfect timing, just visited the previous rock massage video 😳

[@nathandrake4471]

That rocky rock has more attention that I could ever have 🎉

[@rareonice]

This is exactly what I was looking for, and by exactly I mean I literally typed “asmr haircut rock”

[@TariotFrog]

i just know this was kinda fun to do, should have given him googly eyes

[@gracie5787]

this guy just gets it

[@burgerchuck22]

first time ive got to say but this video is very oddly tingly, especially the cologne shaking, foam mixing with the brush... please do more with these sounds!!

[@gabbym35]

Great asmr and very interesting idea for a video!

[@eugenioerazo1429]

That is the cleanest rock I've ever seen

[@ghiaasmr7399]

woooow that tingles a lot!!!!!!! more of this please!!!! 😍😍😍

[@user-lh1hq4sg1i]

the banana calcium always gets me, love this vid

[@pron1xasmr965]

You are the only asmrtist that lets me sleep. Thank you❤

[@Unkownn1-]

Even bros ad was something else😭 he’s goated

[@jaydenmcgeachy955]

The rock finna get all the ladies now, the fresh cut, fresh smell, he's a star

[@asmrsunjoy]

Your videos amazing and relaxing sounds great video keep going sir❤❤

[@charlesstyron862]

Now you need to do a video where you go back and forth from the rocks pov and yours

[@z_yuz2396]

the rock even changed colours

[@crustydustydinosaur4682]

Great video!

[@SamWhispersASMR]

The most moisturised rock ever!

[@itsnxtkotw]

Rock came out wit a Fresh Fade n Fresh Lineup fr

[@FeuerEngel2656]

Good Video Idee

[@lissettecruz0215]

Please make it your pet rock 😂

[@foodiehub1466]

That's the most handsome rock I've ever seen.

[@hfourpky]

True

[@kingglass2789]

Relaxing videos are good its good to relax

[@sukhs.5891]

Other rocks: he was the chosen one

[@PalePearl]

I was really confused when the banana didn’t squish apart

[@asmr_mokhtar]

THE ROCK GET RELAXED

[@katherinaasmr8569]

This is the best 😂

[@whispersoft]

😂😂

[@leon0940]

That is the happiest rock in the world.

[@TheSpaceMn2]

como explico que estoy viendo cómo le cortan el pelo a una Rocka

[@user-vp1xv3iq4k]

Its really satisfying . You are great.😍 i sleep every night in your chanel😅❤

[@axielanor]

NOT THE RAZOR 😭

[@batmanthefortniteking5299]

11:10 I look out my window and see dat shit bro I would laugh so hard

[@benjamincroisant3084]

Alas, we will look back to this day many years from now and say "remember the 20s"

[@gabrielalejo6773]

That sponsor was amazing

[@KonKerDD]

That absolute unit of a rock got the whole package today, right on

[@irgendeintyp1311]

I can’t decide if I like the sound of the knife on the boulder or if I don’t like it

[@Ebiker124]

Bro rizzed is up with that wink

[@user-lx9zb2nm5u]

This rock is living better than me

[@carsonscheppmann5367]

I just spend 30 mins of my life watching a man pamper a rock

[@julievanderleest]

I find myself blushing with every wink you make at the camera.☺️

[@VERONICARODRIGUEZ-sj6so]

"Mom the neighbor is being weird again!"

[@running_harness9423]

WHY THE STRAGHT RAZOR TO THE ROCK

[@aaronroth2121]

Your neighbors probably think your on dope lol “Hey Helen the long hair neighbor is talking to and shaving his rock again. Now he’s force feeding it a banana!”

[@rain1241]

6:10 completely thought he was just going to spear a banana on the rock

[@leonardomoreira8452]

Como sempre os vídeos dele sempre tem minha curiosidade, mas eles sempre ganham minha atenção depois de começar a assistir 🧐

[@Evx_Albino]

Um br por aqui cara

[@hubertnowak4836]

The rock for entire video: 🪨

[@CitrousMoon]

I could totally see you as a power ranger

[@andrewp.9541]

26:39 is that good stuff

[@colink117]

Look at that boulder That's a nice boulder

[@emily_thegamer1472]

Also Elmo once said... "WHAT DIFFRENCE DOES IT MAKE?! ITS A ROCK!!!" Fr tho great content 😂😊

[@ReignLee-hl7dw]

Heavenly asmr 😩❤️, dang I want to be a rock as well

[@eternalrhythmmusic]

This is the most taken care of rock in the universe. Lmfao

[@alexanon8345]

Congrats on the sponsorship man!

[@matthewmiller8849]

dwayne looks good

[@junhannie]

The rock be choking on the bread 🗿