White People Do Things No Other Culture Does: Eddie Griffin

[@Bgreen-nn2ly]

I have a white buddy who is actually a Pilot and he has literally bragged to me about swimming in Shark infested waters….. I told him….” Bro no offense but that’s something only y’all do”…. Lol… 😂

[@Tschacki_Quacki]

Also never heard of a black guy freezing to death on their way up the mount everest. How many black people were on that submarine that got crushed? Sometimes you find new stuff. Sometimes u dead.

[@tompriceusmc]

There's a place in Australia thats like a Seaworld/aquarium type vibe, and there you can pay to swim with sharks. I repeat---you PAY to swim with sharks. And these are big ass sharks. Not little 2 foot ones but big grown ass sharks. You pay and they let you get into this massive tank with the sharks and paddle around. You're not in a cage or anything, you're right there with them. And you're told you'll be fine if you don't panic and start thrashing around. Because if you do start thrashing around it can trigger the sharks instincts to attack.

[@Bgreen-nn2ly]

@@tompriceusmc Man that is a whole nother level of Crazy…..lol….😂

[@dark12ain]

I would freeze tf up seeing a damn shark I'd be good as dead

[@darthwiizius]

@@tompriceusmc Mate, if I was any whiter I'd be transparent and you couldn't pay me to dip in a tank full of sharks. Ignoring common sense is one thing but also tempting fate is going too far.

[@ellishaindobo1794]

Eddie at 52 could jump higher than me at 29. Damn.

[@daniel.j9062]

I was noticing that and pretty cool to see!!

[@gudisatufa6187]

You shoulda seen him when he jumped up in his first ever special. Mans got everlasting HOPS

[@pascalcoole2725]

I'm 57, i can't curse as good as him eighter

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

He jumped like 5ft in the air 🤣🤣🤣

[@fornlike]

That was crazy. I was like wow!

[@cnewrecards]

DL Hugley said a shark will have to learn how to do a drive by to kill him

[@buffeymathis8929]

😁

[@redneckshaman3099]

He's one funny n👁️gg@😂

[@Citizen_Shane21]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@morpheus232001]

😄😄

[@melviasheppard8466]

Makes perfect sense to me 😂

[@malloryb8821]

The NFL line made me spit my coffee out. 😂

[@travelingman7307]

Eddie wasn't lying about how kids can drop that racism crap down a few notches.

[@____2080_____]

Those babies work magic every time

[@ordo_draigo_assault_ham]

Life’s different when you see the joke affect a child. Jokes can be bad enough but these fools today skip the joke and spout political propaganda and trendy words they don’t understand.

[@ddillard143]

I have been telling people for years you need to breed out racism

[@MisfitFosterAcademy]

We all need to come together and make us some mixed babies. Come on now, take your pants off and get in here. We gonna save the world.

[@TheDougSpot]

Says the man who’s whole existence is talking about white peoples🤔

[@lexicat6177]

Know a guy at work we used to go get high at lunch. We talked about bringing black/white home to family. This was around 85, Eddie hit the nail on the head. We laughed then.

[@NostraSamus]

That seaweed bit almost destroyed me 😂

[@d.fpdxhxc]

How he came out of the water dry 😆😂🤣😂🤣

[@darrellhamblen3009]

Shiiiiit.. I'm a white boy from the south.. ain't nobody skippin out on fried chicken round here.

[@dickhardpicard]

But yall would skip seasoning it 🤦🤣🤣🤣

[@LordHayabusa85]

I’m half Japanese and half white American, and I could not live without fried chicken. My dad used to take me to the Popeyes on base to get chicken egg and cheese biscuits for breakfast.

[@Bloodhound-wu3up]

Yea mfs just can’t make it

[@Bloodhound-wu3up]

@@LordHayabusa85ok bro that doesn’t make u cool

[@LordHayabusa85]

@@Bloodhound-wu3up Rude, wasn’t trying to sound cool.

[@GageBagaso]

“Little fuckers got a permanent tan” bro that shit has me crying 😂

[@KantGitRyght]

"Goddamn, LeRoy, you're all I have!" "You're all I got Sally!" 😂😂😂

[@teonatsios491]

LOL just f*ckin' and wanderin' out and about 😂😂

[@quasarleon4645]

Eddie is one the Stand Up GOATS .

[@tailedgates9]

The baby curing racism thing was so wholesome. XD "He got the skin to win."

[@samfisher2306]

I laughed so hard at that part lol😂

[@leonfrancis3418]

​@markstein2845The joke is referencing whlte as the "skin to win."

[@jonathanhawk5163]

​@@leonfrancis3418not "white". "Light-skinned".

[@jonathanhawk5163]

​@markstein2845she is saying the baby is "light-skinned" not "white".

[@leonfrancis3418]

@@jonathanhawk5163 That doesn't change the point or what I said

[@Meisha-san]

I'm still so impressed by how Eddie takes a hot potato-sensitive subject (including members of the audience) & just crushes it. Brings out all the common bits that unite us, & leaves us in stitches.

[@spiralrose]

Used to be that black folks and white folks could joke about things like this. Nothing vile mind you… Just like what Eddie’s doing… Kind of poke in a little fun, maybe having a little roast… It broke the tension and everybody had a laugh.

[@Wayniesgirl]

100% ! It takes a great comedian that is TRULY "just having fun" with everyone and can make everyone understand that it's all in fun.

[@TheFertoledo]

Only sensitive if you're a twink boy

[@0Zolrender0]

Now lets see a White comedian go a full set of Black people jokes and see how that goes down. The shoe is only okay on one foot. Yes I know this is comedy and yes I laughed, but I am just pointing out the hypocrisy here.

[@Meisha-san]

@@0Zolrender0 Your comment is horribly ill-informed. There are & always have been successful Caucasian comedians who have skillfully crafted comedic material based on ethnic stereotypes. A few Caucasian comedians that spring to mind are Bill Bur, Louis C.K., & Gary Owen. Owen is performing to packed houses of African Americans, & his fans genuinely adore him for his humorous takes on stereotypes associated with their race. These & numerous other Caucasian comedians are adored for their ruthless observations of the peculiarities of African Americans & other ethnic minorities. You need to broaden the range of material & comedians you listen to. Put the search filters to use & find what you want.

[@22don30]

The last part was the icing on the cake

[@timoaksproductions]

Facts

[@uneedmia1523]

We’re going to the NFL🤣🤣omg

[@d.fpdxhxc]

"He has a permanent tan on" 😆😂🤣😂🤣 only laughing because people have told me that totally darker than most 🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@unathiburrow9791]

"We're going to the NFL" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tearealdavis2212]

🐐

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

🤣🤣🤣 I need to see the entire set. Eddie always have me in stitches

[@dammymurphy3964]

I've seen this so many times . They kick a son/daughter out for marrying out if the race and soon as the baby comes everyone comes around and starts bragging about oh look how cute my grand baby is etc lol

[@alwaysstrapped814]

Not with my family. I come from a mostly redneck family ( northern ) and ALL my black family members have been welcomed with open arms🤷

[@user-tr1mb2lk1q]

Being half black/half white myself I can confirm this is 100% true lmaooo

[@American_Psycho707]

imagine raising something thats just going to grow up to hate you

[@DmanDice]

@@American_Psycho707 Wouldnt that be a parenting issue?

[@American_Psycho707]

@@DmanDice lots of bad people had good parents

[@bdw8243]

This is old school Eddie rite here !

[@joshedward2330]

My man Eddie NEVER disappoints!

[@ReiHolmes-lb4zd]

Eddie's been killing it for 30 years 💯. Unity Folks ✨💪

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@CharlesWilkinson-yc3dm]

He's been doing this same white people different from black people bit for decades, it's getting old now he still has an audience but he could be alot bigger than he is if he was more versatile with his comedy, we get it white people an black people do alot of things different let's move on now to other material.

[@Chroic]

​@@CharlesWilkinson-yc3dmtrue he does need to move to different things

[@dejstoney]

@@CharlesWilkinson-yc3dmlmao

[@loadapish]

First time iv seen this guy, but then again ive been doin white guy stuff all that time

[@daniel.j9062]

And They wonder the earth together ...lmao While wondering the support Sally and Leroy show for each other is pretty amazing too lol

[@KEEPit-ve6ts]

Good comedians mix truth with jokes. That's why Eddie is so real and hands down top 5 comedians in my book. Dude will make you laugh at yourself but it's all in love and laughter

[@nathansiegel6799]

For me number 3 is E.G. Eddie Griffin, 2 is R.W. Ron White, number one is D.C. Dave Chappelle.

[@yosse2403]

i am a white austrian (no kangeroos in austria) eddie griffin is for sure one of the best comedian !!!!!

[@joshuasawyer1760]

eddie griffin is a realist. he keeps it real.🤣💯

[@shaystern2453]

how many times can he say the N word before I get to say it 1 time? jus' keepin' it real

[@MrEvansjethro]

​@@shaystern2453If you're Caucasian keep to yourself.

[@GeorgetteB-p2n]

He kept it a little too real when he got on stage in one of his shows and said he would like to "F" Michele Obama. He blew it that night for a lot of people including white folks. We had our first Black President with a Harvard/Princeton wife and all he could think of to say about her was how he would like to "F" her.

[@hopeless5151]

White people can't say a word because they are white ? Seems a bit racist to me

[@jerryhampton5755]

Yeah keep racism alive it’s been working out real good for you so far lol.

[@WoolfJ35]

bro he's not lying about the mixed baby thing, fixes racism real quick lol

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

Not even remotely true, both black and white families have abandoned their kids because of it, hell there's a super famous story of a white woman that started a family with a black NFL player, her white family abandoned her, never once saw their kids.

[@eblake81]

No. They only like the children not the race. Plenty of Karens marry black men or have mixed grandchildren and still operate in full Karen mode everyday. Theyve just chosen the specific black people they’ve determined are “okay”.

[@American_Psycho707]

imagine raising something thats just going to grow up to hate you

[@abram730]

White racist yelling all sorts of ignorant racism, but when the subject of white men and black woman came up he was all about statistics and how those marriages last better then white white marriages. Thought is was an oddity but then there was a racist review of Fallout series on Amazon, and the same thing happened. Angry about the divorce as it wasn't 'accurate', and brought up statistics.

[@abruptlyblunt]

i forgot how direct eddie griffin is, actually i forgot about him period, glad to see he's still kicken.........

[@deborahjames8251]

I love EDDIE I am 66. My son is biracial I am (. white ). Black family. Open arms. White folks Tried to treat me like shit I wasn’t havin it

[@gerardsummers1582]

He should of been 1 of the king's of comedy

[@ellishaindobo1794]

He is.

[@clementosei4743]

He is

[@aly-bocarcisse613]

He definitely is

[@gerardsummers1582]

Ok I know alot of you might not be old enough for this post but some of us remember a DVD called kings of comedy and sorry to tell you but Eddie wasnt on there but what I was saying is he should of been

[@marioalosangeles]

Bernie Mac, Steve Harvey, DL Hughley, Cedrick the entertainer. Eddie was more on Bernie's comedy level, too bad he wasn't included.

[@BearTraderDan]

My ex was African and in white, my parents didn't like my ex (and they where correct) , but they certainly love their grand son no matter his colour.

[@DUBC_OG_610]

Eddie is a legend, he stood with the greats and kept his career going. This man been funny, it’s no surprise he killed it

[@ishmaelwilson6702]

Richard Pryor is definitely his idol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BlackFire901]

If I'm not mistaken......I think Eddie did the voice acting for Richard Pryor on the "Black Dynamite" cartoon

[@GrimTheReaper3599]

@Hamza Bin Yasseen excuse you but every single one of those comedians are the G.O.A.T.S. Bernie, Richard, Eddie all amazing. Im surprised you spelled his name wrong its Mac not Mack 😭

[@bryanblanks1714]

Why can't we have more unity like this and just get along!

[@majaturner9066]

Thank you again Eddie.

[@insanemang9983]

This has all kinds of boondocks energy 🤣

[@alZiiHardstylez]

NEKUH

[@jnbfrancisco]

Sometimes the truth hurts people's feelings.

[@giovannigiorgio2262]

Sometimes the truth hurts people's feelings.

[@Blas4ublasphemy]

As a white man, my biggest fear is to die of natural causes. I dirt bike, white water raft and race cars in the summer and ski in the winter (rode in a bobsled a few weeks ago) hoping to eventually go out like a real man....

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

true.

[@jonny-hdadon614]

One of my favorite comedians of all time.😂😂😂

[@ricardobjj24]

One of the funniest humans ever

[@heathermetz6576]

2:54 “LeRoy (black) try to take her (white Sally) to his Momma house! You ALREADY know a sister! You ain’t bringing that white witch in here!”

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

Of you think its any better the other way around. "Well you ain't bringing no low I.Q. milk duds in this house." Literally what my uncle said to my cousin about black dudes😂

[@mirandadavis2730]

BABY THE SHARKS ARE IN SHALLOW WATERS, BITTING FOLKS

[@hansombrother1]

I saw EG live, I had to stop laughing because I was getting a headache.

[@ShabazztheGreaterTaker]

Waist deep, splashing around like we are doing something.

[@jonny-hdadon614]

😂😂😂

[@jeffghalen4518]

He got those hands. He’s going to the NFL.

[@gettygs6518]

Eddie always telling cold blooded facts

[@hongkongcantonese501]

Richard Pryor would be proud.

[@VanGlorious-lo5iz]

I needed this. Thank you Eddie Griffin!

[@mainelettuce9040]

Eddie always killing it man

[@keithholder4043]

Very good. I love when they start out good then they lose for a minute and then tie it all back together. Well done Ed

[@zetaagora6777]

Eddie almost kill me with a joke once ,he is top of the top

[@fitforfreelance]

I learned how to make that quiche 😆

[@Tential1]

3:35 roflroflroflrofl. Someone finally said it. So freaking true.

[@jonahsevume3949]

We going to the NFL😂😂😂

[@oahujuniorgolfassociationc6656]

Since voodoo child always love me some Eddie griffin ! Truly one of my all time favorites! And this is 2 great bits here.

[@Rodney_A_]

Comedy is the cure to hate. Live, laugh & love

[@EyesOpen420]

I felt thst seaweed line😂😂😂😂

[@Dalisu87]

Look at the size of those hands, we’re going to the NFL 😂

[@anelezenzwa6639]

he jumped that high at 52..

[@davidanderson4543]

Eddie Griffin is underrated man he does not get enough love lol

[@mikespencer7749]

Trowing a monkey wrench into my chirstian growth because I'm laughing at this fool 😂

[@africanlegs]

Didn't realize how much I missed Eddie lol.

[@INSIDEVIEWOFYOURMOTHER77]

May he rest in peace. 😢

[@funkaydonkey]

@@INSIDEVIEWOFYOURMOTHER77 tf u talking about ???

[@africanlegs]

@@funkaydonkey right. This nigga completely misunderstood me lol never said he was dead

[@funkaydonkey]

@@africanlegs shit had me REALLLL stressed for a second

[@lfteschjr]

Where was he in the past 15 years?!

[@heatherday6765]

I'm white and you will never even catch me in the ocean let alone swimming with damn sharks! BIG NOPE😅 And Eddie isn't telling ANY LIES💯

[@sheilahollingsworth1316]

I love his ending! It was, happy!

[@20luzer52]

"We're goin to the NFL" cracks me up.

[@thehappyhermit01]

Work? Support their children? Read books? Value education? Don't do drive-by's? Don't kill each other at funerals? Don't turn their neighborhoods into ghettos?

[@guyledouche7939]

And that disregard for mortal danger and need to prove one's power over nature is why they explored and conquered the globe and no one else ever even came close.

[@Mr.Scimitar]

🤣🤣🤣 Eddie is off the chain

[@Purple_911]

It's called having balls and taking risks. Some will fail but those that succeed will teach their people how they did it. Meanwhile In Africa, everyone is too busy dancing, fighting or killing to explore the world.

[@kehindeoyegunle8920]

Truth told. Nuff said. 'We're going to the NFL' Best line ever.

[@Alessandro1983]

Eddie Griffin is a legend. Always delivers when he's on stage.

[@codystuder8548]

The line from Jaws really is true though: 70-75% of all shark attacks occur in five feet of water or less.

[@sebastianmartellisr.3587]

I'm telling all readers this... I love my kids and I want them happy. IDGAF about race... I just don't want Anyone to abuse them that's all, I couldn't care less what color my Grandkids might be just as long as I have grandkids to spoil one day 🤷

[@chris9352]

There's a lot of truth in what he's saying here.

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@dudleyburrow]

I decided I would have a drink every time a US comedian didn't talk about race. I've been sober for 42 years.

[@matthewhall6288]

Watch John Pinette. You'll fall right off that wagon.

[@BLA-qd8to]

Why are u watching us then, we don’t watch yall comedians at all.

[@trab5933]

Always a Joy to watch 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jgro9]

i was in the ocean once with a buddy down in cancun. we were out there a little bit, nothing too crazy. it was during the day and we saw long, thick dark object near our feet and we freaked out. my first though was a large eel or a huge snake (it was pretty large). in hind sight, ive always wondered if it was a log, but im pretty sure a log wouldnt just be hanging out on the ocean floor. either way, im never going further than waist deep in the ocean for the rest of my life.

[@dorianbedorian211]

I miss Mr. Griffith...a truly gifted comic.

[@Josh-99]

I'm a black man (and a child of poor immigrants!) who married my white childhood friend (and a child of wealthy parents!). I'm so grateful that neither of my families are racist! We put up with enough BS when we were young and dating, especially since we grew up in the South in the late '80 and early '90, and it was refreshing to not face any problems from our own parents. Perhaps it's because they knew us from when we were young, which has a way of being disarming.

[@Vince-I-Am]

Weeks ago, a Russian guy literally got eaten alive by a great white shark No idea why he was swimming there and the people he was with could do nothing but watch. I know how to swim but when it comes to the ocean, I stay in my lane. Eddie is one of those comedians that was guving fena

[@theoutlawking9123]

Don't know what's wrong with them, always trying to beat nature, fucking with Sharks, Lions, Tigers, Bears etc. They have a death wish or half-developed brains, either way.

[@Tential1]

"the people there could do nothing but watch" Duh?

[@Vince-I-Am]

@@Tential1 , I don't want to make any assumptions so I will ask for clarity. What is your point of repeating what I already stated? Let me know and articulate yourself well without being disrespectful, vague or ambiguous just st be crystal clear. Upto to you to respond or stay silent. If that's the case, I will make my own assumptions and move on.

[@TheFamilesso]

A different level of intelligence. Eddie Griffins

[@andrewmiller2321]

One of the true Kings of Comedy!

[@aldosims]

I was cool until 4:25 I lost my shit 😭😂😂

[@TheRedGameboy]

I just pictured the baby giving a lil "whaoow" in response to the grandfather's "WHAOOOH"

[@deaghansionnach2936]

Look at the size of those hands- we going to the NFL baahhahahahahahhahahaha

[@vegasmitch1472]

He talks about "Taking a Chance on a WYTEE Woman" BUT Marries a White looking Asian Chick??!! 🤔 He's like Most Top Black male Comics. Talk Black but Marry Others!!

[@georgianastassiou3273]

“ look how big his hands are we’re going to the NFL” lmaooo

[@julienalexander6113]

The thumbnail and caption was enough to take me out! 😂😂😂😂⚰️💀

[@skytrooper8888]

A white southern man already East’s fried chicken 🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂

[@jasonmunoz6617]

Funny, however the sharks are also in the waist deep waters, happy swimming.

[@patriciafields6184]

Eddie is a heavyweight comedian n the class of the greats and an intellectual.

[@wordeye]

for sure

[@jimmyboy131]

Only problem with what he said is when he said white women will falsely accuse you of grape. That's not humor; that's accusing an entire demographic of being likely to do something extremely horrible. If he flipped the coin and said that she's taking a big risk by being with him because he's likely to steal all your stuff, that's equally horrible because it's the same sort of accusation with no evidence.

[@TheCierra1020]

It’s comedy

[@FCndabalinze]

This is hoe standup should be. I laughed from begibto the end. And I still wanna rewatch this more than 10 times to enjoy the punchline more. Eddie is king in his craft. Always relevant

[@hopeless5151]

I could do a better job at that skit and I'm white 😂 What are the chances of me getting off stage without a chair or even a knife thrown at me ? Hey could even get shot getting in my car . Lol

[@brianpoirier9120]

He is one of the best comedians ever I mean ever

[@samdegoeij6576]

Eddie was wrong when he said: "Sharks be out far no, they get close to shore like 3m for a white shark." (Look it up they filmed swimming between people in Recife Brazil). Smaller sharks like bull sharks go up rivers.

[@bryanbailey961]

Nothing but the truth

[@StephanieHua]

Shark attacks are statistically really low compared to deaths like gun violence

[@BLA-qd8to]

What about them deaths rates in eastern Europe 😆👍🏾

[@kneishaneefrancois]

that moment you ❤️ what you does so if you’re compensated or not it truly doesn’t matter

[@themissingink444]

I love me some Eddie Griffin, Katt Williams and Dave Chapelle 🤣🤣😂😂

[@daibm5392]

Thanks Eddie

[@IncredibleC85]

This gotta be what got him blackballed💯😂😂😂😂 funny af

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

Maaan he ain't lying bout that seaweed. 😳😆

[@ricksaunders8074]

I had a Co worker was racist about blacks n hispanics His daughter had a baby by a hispanic A man he knew told him what did that baby do to you Long story short he loved that child Was a good baseball player You would have thought that boy could walk on water He made it to the Majors Colorado Rockies Everyday he told me something about his grandson He died a happy grandpa Absolutely right a child can bring race together