Whitebread Mayonnaise Snailtrail - Ep. 60

[@Kanto0o]

I can't imagine dying, being cremated, and then being used as a prop for Sam's torturous designs.

[@kallenevanpera9230]

There is no God.

[@CyrusL]

@@kallenevanpera9230 oh but there is a god and his punishment for this woman is being a prop for Sam

[@einar_476]

At least someone will remember you....

[@blacksuitnotie]

I think her family left her behind cuz they didn't really like her. If that's the case, she's getting what she deserves.

[@dayastello630]

To think she’s more famous after death

[@coler6555]

Poor Margaret. The horrors she must witness in that office….

[@notyours5780]

Bro even Margaret forgot about Margaret

[@goblin8623]

The horror she witnesses when Sam crushes his chode to a bloody pulp in his autoblow ai

[@zwackseef4031]

i wonder if she likes eel soup...

[@BLACKNAVYSEAL13]

@@goblin8623 펴채해햍ㅎ켷ㅋㅎ켷켷켷켜혘ㅋ혘ㅎㅋㅎㅋㅎㅋ행해해햏애해애햏ㅋㅌㅎ래ㅛㅐㅛㄹ

[@michaelmcarthur2944]

Yeah but she's getting a mech body from sam

[@aaron4820]

20:25 Hey guys, I just want to to tell you all that my life has reached a point where I pay $5 a month to listen to 3 guys talk about their taxes.

[@sawyerbuss637]

The American dream

[@steppecist2928]

The fact you can watch these podcasts from the original brother one and track Zacks failing marriage is really something

[@GhostBusters815]

The lore grows deeper and deeper with every podcast lmao 🤣

[@Will-jb7dd]

@@daraygona7058 speaking from experience, he shoulda left the state. Once a crazy bitch, always a crazy bitch.

[@saltylemon4436]

I think the best part about this podcast is that you guys talk about nothing it just feels like I'm muted in a discord call with 3 people arguing with each other.

[@mikestavisky8009]

I have friends now!!!!

[@sting-e4494]

@@koolaidman4869 lemme get in on that I'm miserable

[@deathstramy7272]

Exactly it lets me escape my crippling lack of friends!

[@speltax5598]

Poob has given so many specific details about his Highschool that it's only a matter of time before someone finds out the exact one.

[@josephpoorman9871]

He once said something about "only Popeyes in such and such area". I'm certain you Can triangulate an area of Indiana he lives in. He for sure lives in Indiana

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

@@josephpoorman9871 Lol oh god, fucking driving around neighborhoods honking the car horn while he's streaming to find the exact house

[@WhyGodby]

someone needs to do a poob stories compilation

[@lapeez2277]

not like theres that many highschools in indiana or whatever

[@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961]

@@lapeez2277 there’s two, columbine and Harvard.

[@Bobkabob]

"You're just like some nakey jakey rip off derivative POS. You got no talent, the writing's cringey, you're propped up by Jippy, on the podcast you're propped up by Poob, the editing is propped up by Stalltt, your life is propped up by Abby. YOU'RE NOTHING"

[@mikestavisky8009]

Thank you!!! U saved me the trouble lol

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

Why are general sam fans so mean?

[@gunship0995]

@@jimbomclimbo7467 The feeling of revenge will be so sweet if you become more successful than your bullies. We're just prepping up Sam boy to be a great spiteful man.

[@hope6840]

Very based Sam gonna kill himself now

[@clickbaitcancer120]

@@gunship0995 Kinda loses the impact when you're already more succesful than them tho

[@slomnim]

Bryan is 90% laugh track and 10% commenter psychic medium

[@TemperateGreenBananaClassic]

Bryan really is just a glorified laugh track

[@thelonewanderer69]

And the podcast wouldn't be the same without him

[@succman8398]

I love how Sam is essentially dressing a corpse and parading it around like a toy. That person must be so disappointed

[@AUniqueHandleName444]

I hope my corpse gets the star treatment like that one.

[@callmecalvin7297]

Dude, Marge is bing fucking chilling man. Give it like three years of this and her lingering consciousness will finally begin to understand how good she's got it as a corpse after her apparent cunt life. Dressed up modestly as a mannequin, not getting pissed on essentially just having to witness a husband/father of two wack his gack and say dumb stuff

[@Aaron067]

Better than being dust, collecting dust. I would love to be paraded around. Like, I would literally be too dead to care.

[@andreadams6115]

I'm not sure I understand the hate. It's been clear from the beginning that the podcast is just ready access to well polished dog shit

[@humble1107]

sorry to hear about Zack, I guess that's what happens when you marry someone after you knocked them up

[@TigerLaRoar]

People down in the bible belt usually marry the baby mama and then won't get divorced because they are taught "divorce bad" and be miserable together for the rest of their lives.

[@jackvernian7779]

@@TigerLaRoar but then they reconsider and divorce

[@neonsamurai5637]

Maybe he shouldn't have knocked up a girl from tinder after 4 months of dating

[@Cristian-nn5jj]

@@TigerLaRoar they are taught "divorce bad" because "divorce bad". The solution is don't treat marriage as if its a small thing.

[@brandonmeens]

@@Cristian-nn5jj facts

[@kevynwolf]

I fucking hate myself for how hard I laughed at the bed pissing and shitting segment.

[@tyleraikin1142]

dude i was fuckin crying

[@AnalBajanal]

Can i get a glass of apple juice for no particular reason at all

[@akimbojim7366]

Dude yes I haven't laughed that hard in a while since the symbiote episode

[@regyr081]

@@akimbojim7366 Which one is the simbiote episode?

[@akimbojim7366]

@@regyr081 it was a patreon episode where Steve and a few other discord people commuted to Sam in Florida and one of them is telling what happened during the car ride

[@igormichetti]

Sam should make a video about a journey through the country to release Margaret's ashes in a cool ass place, just like he did with Cripps in RDR2

[@C_R112]

Nah this is her purgatory

[@Ashephalt]

That’s a cool idea, the problem is he’s unhealthy as shit, that’s why he failed doing that tiny portion of the AT twice.

[@moe7808]

@@Ashephalt during the camping vlog they should complete the trail and release the ashes together at the end

[@Ashephalt]

@@moe7808 if they ever do the camping video.

[@Jimppin]

@@moe7808 Walking 6 months in the woods, Sam? That's a good one

[@YoursTruIy_]

Poor Zack got absolutely shit on this time around

[@michaelmcarthur2944]

He did say he met her and then they decided to have a kid after like 3 months.

[@YoursTruIy_]

I’m pretty sure Zack’s MO was mostly to have a kid it sounds like - the woman was just a vestal for his genes

[@JonathanRipoff]

A new podcast comes out as soon as I start craving one.

[@GregoryMcStevens]

I feel like Sam is a bit too enthusiastic about owning another human only a matter of time before he gets his hands on an alive one

[@musiconly7636]

The 20 minutes of that failed episode is almost on par with this full episode, they’ve become so unorthodox that it’s so bad it’s good prove me wrong.

[@cewic4909]

What failed episode

[@DarkCourier]

Sam trying to be secret while hitting the pen is the best 😂😂

[@insgrosky9861]

Timestamp where?

[@harrypnun7218]

48:59

[@arthurtinel2685]

is it a weed pen or a nic vape?

[@edwingonzalez7691]

@@arthurtinel2685 probably delta8 THC because Florida is medical only i think

[@dylandubz8925]

Two episodes in a week? He really is about to frontload the podcast and go silent for months

[@fellowgamer5363]

The cum town way

[@joecool2721]

@@fellowgamer5363 hell yeah dude

[@grimreefer9324]

I'm actually very surprised at Sam opening up about how KZbin impacts mental health and self-esteem. Takes a pretty big man to admit shit like being in a slump because of a negativity bias towards criticism to your friends, let alone to tens or hundreds of thousands of viewers. And Sam is NOTHING if not a very very big man.

[@ThisShitIsWeird]

A very VERY big large man

[@Will-jb7dd]

Sam is a noble knight of the internet. He says things as they are, without pandering to useless cunts. And this is the hero that the world needs. Long live the king of foreheads.

[@shiftyjim4138]

The largest man I know.

[@sheenvr5986]

You mean every youtuber and streamer to try and get sympathy money?

[@TigerLaRoar]

The Poobs dad pooping the bed bit was my giggle of the year. That was so fucking funny I had to pull over I was laughing so hard. Yet another great podcast 👍

[@JamesSmith-cv9di]

The "I'll put in work when you do" text is an editor's "I'm not mad, just disappointed"

[@Virgo559]

Bryan's getting closer and closer to his "Sword Art Online" Kirito cosplay.

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

Between this and gamer hole, where as that is fully unwatchable, this show here is just watchable enough for me to have it on and not want to unsub and hang myself. No more, no less

[@jeffbezos2960]

Says the guys with 36 comments on the channel

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

Its just a prank vro

[@longtong9039]

You know what Sam? I’ve been watching these since day dot, and i haven’t seen your hairline recede to behind your ears yet. I was honestly expecting it to just travel so far back the the line becomes perpendicular to your glasses. When people would say “hey, nice hairline” they would mean it in the most literal way possible. But no, you look as average as ever! So great job Staltt for tirelessly editing out Sam’s Sméagolish follicle recession and ensuring he doesn’t decent into a mind numbing state of terminal depression, when people say you arent putting 100 percent in, they just arent aware of how often you have to keyframe that Easter Island head of a man

[@Vantaz]

I feel like bryan has finally come into his own

[@notliterallyme]

he should really go clean that up

[@murphymcpoyle1735]

I can't believe Zach's marriage didn't work out, I thought tinder was the best place to find a wife.

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

I find it wild that he knocked someone up in this day and age.

[@punishedbung4902]

Sam uses his new mother in law like the fistful of ashes in Sekiro.

[@bignig7223]

That shits op lmao

[@mikestavisky8009]

Ha

[@joshj1420]

This just brought back a weird memory from my childhood. Idk how i forgot this. As a child i was terrified of manikins because believed that souls were trapped in them.

[@brandonmeens]

You might be on to something there

[@DarkauronCZ]

it would actually be really cool if you brought jippy on the podcast. i think this audience would appreciate it.

[@mr.serious4329]

fire ants are an invasive species, in my book poob is a hero.

[@distantlol]

poob was already a hero, this just confirms that he will go to extreme lengths to complete his goal, i.e. a rambo like figure

[@grimace4257]

True American hero*

[@asphaltape]

sam's lighting makes him look like he's being interrogated but the good cop slightly dimmed the lamp

[@EnviousGenome]

These podcasts are my main source of humor and as such I very much appreciate the time that you three put into them. Though I wish the main channel would get more attention. Thank you.

[@V3N0M460]

Damn, i feel sorry for Zack he seemed really happy there for a time, especially with his son, i hope he’s doing better

[@sk8rddy957]

“Shittin and wrestlin, you know how it is.” I can’t stop crying

[@BreddyK]

The podcast is great. Really love the bits where you guys shit talk us patrons.

[@TheRealSkeetman]

I've put off watching this one for a while whenever it came up in my feed because of the title, it's about what i expected, good job gang 👍

[@cameronreece5801]

My middle school woodshop teacher used to threaten the students by saying he is going to slit our jugular all the time. One day i told another teacher that i was going to slit his jugular and they put me in in school suspension for weeks. I got out and told the woodshop teacher about it and he laughed for hours. What a cool guy

[@MoringAfterStar]

Stallt my main man, you keep this whole boat floating. Glad to see you can keep these idiots going! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[@evolutionarydeadend6812]

You guys are my favorite podcast. You're not people to me. Just great content. Thanks! (:

[@martinwilliams1308]

Great episode! Love it when you guys talk about growing up in bumfuck nowhere america and pretty much reinact every stereotype europeans have of americans

[@codalienx3101]

Keep up the good work. You guys bring me laughs every month. Thanks :)

[@wgairborne209]

finally, an episode with no cringy guest, just the wonderful trio

[@randomdude1194]

"We need to incorporate Jippy into these" Me playing Jippy in the background.

[@C0necat]

Staltt is the funniest member of the podcast

[@CosmoCrank]

Love me some Bryan. Really cool of him to let these two neuro-divergent lads on the podcast.

[@rook5503]

Poor Zach, I've been following his tale and he had such a bright outlook

[@DeadSpacedOut]

i love that, at LEAST 1/3 of this episode is about shittin n pissin.

[@megu2328]

I pissed in my friends fridge one time while drunk, friends tried cleaning it as best as they could, but the next morning their parents opened the cooler and the vegetables were flooded in piss.

[@bigjizz6997]

You have some strange lies lambert

[@elgringofeo9348]

Margaret and Larry are the irl equivalents of alfonse from full metal alchemist

[@catpowers9932]

my favorite sci-fi method of space travel is temporary artificial wormholes, close runner ups are the warhammer 40k style where you take a shortcut through hell, or the mass effect style.

[@henrychristensen6374]

Good Ep lads and glad to see Sams childhood ninja skills aren't lost with stealth vape hits like that.

[@thegamekiller3891]

I love that sam rips a DP at 48:58 like Staltz wouldn't see Sam skulking around

[@das123d]

Pay Poob well, he is easily the funniest man on the podcast.

[@swosels]

this podcast makes me feel less lonely while I'm on drugs

[@oiledupcustode9948]

Sam is going to discover how to trap souls into mannequins then move on to animatronics and become the man behind the slaughter

[@evronian1129]

I've watched so many of these episodes I'm beginning to incur Poob's personality. Truly a fate worse than death.

[@TunaSam2314]

That teacher was working through his Vietnam trauma. I feel bad for him.

[@Awesomewithaz]

If I send Sam my Dad's ashes, would he let them Margaret hang out with my Dad. He's been lonely since he died.

[@insgrosky9861]

Yes, he made an offer in one of his videos for anyone to send them on down.

[@brandonmeens]

Maybe I’ll send him the ashes of one of my childhood pets so they have have a little lap dog 🙂

[@matthewmays9203]

"why? is she gonna move?" Killed me

[@esparttt]

id just like to say that poob's apple juice and snickers bit just might rival the coding class story from "our crusty holes" in terms of the funniest bits from the podcast. it got to the point where I was like failing to breath in and I nearly passed out from laughter after he just kept going with it. this episode was an S+ for me definitely

[@GhostBusters815]

I dont understand the hate I always just felt like it was dudes hanging out talking shit and there is nothing wrong with that sometimes it gets super fucking funny and the convos get deep enough for inside jokes lol

[@MangoMan139]

1:31:37 i have in fact gone to a girls house after dinner and pissed the bed. It was horrifying to have to wake her up at 7am and tell her i pissed the bed

[@arthurgoonie4596]

Forehead fables is my asmr is like falling asleep on a camping trip

[@PB_TheOldGuard]

1:05:55 I this was a jump scare on Sam's camera when they were talking about the lady in the water tank! Just a glitch in the feed.

[@quiteindeed6809]

Sam should put a rolled up dollar bill into Margret's ashes, to both pay her for being on the podcast, and to insinuate that someone was snorting her ashes when someone finds them later down the line.(pun intended)

[@lachlanboyd5072]

Poobs moustache looks like a bigger version of his eyebrows

[@DunningofKruger]

I made the mistake of drinking pepsi while listening to the tootsie roll story. Now I’m bent over the sink coughing and vomiting in tears while Poob makes slapstick noises. I’m going to get pneumonia and it’s your guy’s fault. 10/10 would listen to childhood shit stories again.

[@anarchistgold8023]

I dont listen to podcasts but I'm here commenting, listening, and enjoying a video of three dudes who like to talk about life. Stalt is funny with the secret captions.

[@almahiad4530]

Cool, Im brazilian and the first time sam mentions my country he’s on a rampage about buying monkeys out of magazines.

[@thebamb00zler6]

I love how sam just basically told us the elementary school he went to in the last 5 minutes

[@MrGoodvillain]

I used to have the same reoccurring dream of falling into one of those dark ass water towers, but it would always be like draining or something to make it suck you down and unable to swim away.

[@papawade3103]

Stories from their childhood could absolutely be turned into a series. 110% would watch

[@tavarfirestone7573]

I love listening to yall's ramblings genuinely hilarious as far as im concerned

[@mr.meanwhile]

It's incredible how the bugs that kids get are almost on the level of weaponized anthrax. And they survive that shit.

[@justmonty383]

Sorry to hear the work you're doing isn't going as well, though another good podcast! take care and stay in good health.

[@DriGuy]

I made a paper machae of my gramps ashes. Mixed in some tobacco and used whiskey water. No he’s always with me, and has just as much liquor in em as before.

[@maxbale3091]

That shit about the apple juice and pissing the bed had me dying.

[@porkyorcy1715]

it's cool when sam randomly talks about really interesting shit like that blacksmithing stuff

[@mikestavisky8009]

"A perpetual flinch.... you know like a seizure"

[@dirtsquad_1735]

Lmao Sam sneakily hitting the cart is so funny to me

[@mikestavisky8009]

I put you guys on so people think my friends are here.... and so I don't feel so cold and alone.

[@eddyd.105]

Lol my wife does that and it pisses me off when I go to close the door and there's 3 bras stuck in the damn thing cant even shit in private anymore hahaha

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

That story about the lady in the water tank was Elisa Lamm. It was in LA and it wasn't an apartment building but it was a hotel.

[@Lzzerr]

Laughed so hard the class looked at me funny

[@associate8265]

hilarious podcast as always sam sam and bryan

[@Hackedschema28906]

Can’t wait for Margaret’s enraged ghost to come on the podcast.

[@kieran6417]

We love you stalltt

[@krelekari]

sams childhood memory story about the grain silo's made every midwesterner tense up in tandem

[@Jitsuman]

He started life as Sam but after staring in the airsoft rendition of “Deer Hunter” he is only known as Poob.

[@davet80000]

its now canon that they submit their entire pod to stalltt via teddy bear delivery, and he has to edit from that cassette original. its amazing that it sounds this good man, well done!

[@SkyTheBear]

“Oh god is that racist?” Great start guys 👍

[@OddTJ]

This was a good episode from a material perspective, but Stalt's commentary was on point.

[@Optagonapus]

They should bring Zack back on the podcast

[@michaelmcarthur2944]

Sounds like he might be in a pretty bad place rn

[@Optagonapus]

@@michaelmcarthur2944 the podcast can only help

[@noahsharpe3647]

This is one of the best episodes to date

[@thomm6736]

Poob really looks like he works at Chuck E Cheese in 1989

[@theillegaltaco6]

I think I have reached rock bottom, the hardest I have laughed in months just came from three grown men talking about pissing the bed

[@dseszu425]

36:28 Sam out here with the arthur c clark quotes damn

[@shuga_knips7731]

1:08:56 he’s got a clog in his cart 😂

[@Maikologi]

It’s weird that people forget they live next to like some of the most dangerous common creatures that actively don’t fuckin like humans (gators and crocodiles) Like we just LIVE next to GIANT LIZARDS