Whitest Kids U' Know: Mission Impossible

Sam is asked to go on an impossible mission.
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From season 4 of The Whitest Kids U' Know
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[@mikerotch8375]

Zach was initially suppose to play Michael Piper, but just couldn't deliver the line "I haven't given a dog a hand job in my life, I'm not gonna start today" convincingly.

[@ratinacage9306]

That's weird. He seems like he'd be able to nail that one.

[@TitanCrusher101]

I have have not?

[@paulmcburney6874]

"I haven't given a dog a hand job this week, I'm not gonna start today!" - Zach Creggar

[@Vade1220]

“They know you don’t want to do it. That’s why he’s there” 😂

[@jimbronson14]

I love that that actually makes sense lol

[@harrisbartlett6006]

"He's probably giving dogs freebies right now!" "I know, that's what makes this so frustrating." HAHA best part

[@hunter1586]

He’s probably paying for it

[@milescorporosus4058]

Yeah? The punchline was the best part?

[@maxhydekyle2425]

And thus this one sketch made it so the WKUK would never be on network TV or have a big budget movie.

[@jasensimedru3960]

@@milescorporosus4058 lol my thought exactly

[@Katya_Lastochka]

@@milescorporosus4058 That wasnt the punchline. It was the ending, which usually is just nonsense.

[@satinsguard]

"Can we go back to the bulldog?" "No."

[@kevinbarron5718]

* goes back to bulldog anyway *

[@EaglesMeth7]

@@kevinbarron5718 well he thought that he was asking that he could literally go back to the bulldog after stimulating it so Trevor just simply answered his question.

[@charliemomo2605]

Still not used to these sketches in HD.

[@bandofthebayou1401]

Don't think we ever will be lol

[@fredeatstheworld308]

we demand 240p

[@TheDudeAbides1776]

Turn the quality down to 240 for full effect

[@thecarrieshot6411]

I wonder how that works heh

[@ZachHenke]

Honoring his memory by enjoying his art. Thank you for all you gave us, Trevor!

[@Beateau]

I don't know how, but I'm going to start using "Just be careful you don't swallow the password" in more conversations.

[@patchbunny]

I wish Sam had gone into movies. He has the best voice and facial expressions.

[@TheLegendofphantom]

"Wait... can we go back to the dog?" "No, you cannot go back, keep moving forward" 😂 omg, that's so good

[@MillionBlue]

This is one of my favorite sketches of all time

[@Kjertinge]

Man it’s so nice watching these not in potato HD. And at least the views and revenue will go to the people who deserve it. Glad you guys are uploading it here!!

[@scottydu81]

No poltato Beef PC!

[@Emilstekcor]

Seriously the tom cruise line is the best

[@loganwheeler1734]

It still feels wrong to not see this in 144p lol

[@HgihAsFcuk]

This is a perfect job for Bert Kreischer

[@AgentWill65]

Wait, did Bert Kreisher give a dog a tugjob?

[@HardlyCoping]

@@AgentWill65 No, of course not, but the Machine did.

[@AgentWill65]

@@HardlyCoping can you tell me what happened because i search for it online and nothing comes up on this. I like bert kriesher and if he tugs dogs, I'd rather not watch him anymore.

[@HardlyCoping]

@@AgentWill65 haha, settle down, I believe that this was & is only intended as a joke. Bert Kreischer has never brought a dog to pleasure with his hands or mouth, that anyone knows of, but who knows the truth really, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING BERT?!

[@AgentWill65]

@@HardlyCoping See, but here's the thing, maybe I'm too high, but I seem to recall you not being the first place I've heard that accusation against Kreisher. no clue where i heard it, if i even did

[@jek__]

0:15 Lol, the look on sam's face there is amazing. Like he's confused and a bit worried about trevor's mind, similar to the look darren gives trevor in parts of the tar toast sketch. The little eye twitch he does, while probably not intentional, definitely adds to it

[@The_Ninja_Tree]

Legit very John Cleese writing bit with the guy who can't read or talk properly lol

[@ComaLies225]

I’m not a film buff or a person who’s knowledgeable in cameras and shit but can we just stop and appreciate the lighting, clarity and camera movements/angles of this sketch?

[@ComaLies225]

@Nonna Urbisness LOL. I don't know. I think its okay, but again I don't know much about filming *Shrugs*

[@tharealmikezee3165]

I like, "they KNO you don't want to do that. That's why he's there." 😄

[@Jordansparte]

Always loved this one! Truly underrated sketch and show as a whole! Best sketch comedy show ever, hands down!

[@zakunick1]

Hands down. Then back up. Maybe some mouth. Don’t swallow the password.

[@metalmario1231]

I was partial to kids in the hall but this isnt half bad

[@andyk192]

​@@metalmario1231I feel exactly the opposite way. I am very partial to this but Kids in the hall wasn't as good as this to me.

[@morpheas768]

Its been several years, try Tom Cruise again, he may be back from Thailand.

[@asdf9890]

I recently discovered WKUK and this stuff is great! A lot of Python vibes from many sketches.

[@neospawnkiller6586]

Sam could have been an action movie star if he worked on his speech a bit haha. He looks legit in this video.

[@brandonbarrett7595]

Yesssss literally the SECOND I wake up u guys upload these two

[@toonbat]

Having a shakey cam in an indoors scene with people sitting down is something I wish was limited to comedy sketches.

[@MrLipiko]

I like to imagine that Tom Cruise has seen this sketch and had a good laugh.

[@basileleftheriades9736]

Genius sketches by genius people

[@dogthebountyhunter8504]

I like the 30 minute recharge joke.

[@BuddhaBot]

Please upload and talk about Cumfetti cuss I can’t even find a low res version of that sketch

[@Iampatrix]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXKmlIxudr6mjLM

[@grossincandescant8358]

Seems like they're focusing on uploading sketches from the last two seasons first. Maybe because they're harder to find online. I don't remember if it was 4 or 5 that had a sketch with each member cumming, but rest assured; the cum is coming.

[@noobstalker1]

That was the weirdest fucking sketch

[@BuddhaBot]

@@Iampatrix thank you ... I still want a better quality upload and for them to talk about it, but, still, thanks.

[@BuddhaBot]

@@grossincandescant8358 maybe? Tho this video they uploaded was from season 4. So, I think they’re just doing it randomly. Either way ... cum.

[@jacobkrewson9876]

I miss you guys so much. You have no idea how funny you made me. As a kid watching you and learning. The Abe Lincoln skit alone makes you legendary. Civil war on drugs was masterpiece. There’s not a day that goes by where I don’t miss the good ol days.

[@Big_Steve11]

I love the way Trevor says "clean room"

[@matthewIhorn]

I like how he just assumed he would be into giving the dog a ow job. "Do not go back to the bull dog"

[@riglodawnstar41]

R.i.p

[@lirimrkusic4881]

Sam is now HD handsome

[@bogiberson2558]

The wkuk commentary on this sketch is amazing

[@WadeWilson_]

thing is... the acting and story in this one sketch, is just as good (if not better) than the countless action movies that do the "we need to break into the government" cliche

[@virus2003]

He may follow you...

[@yummystudios9859]

I watched this sketch yesterday on youtube :P would be great to see tom cruises reaction 😂

[@wizar6712]

Oh god, a wkuk Video in something higher than 360p It’s glorious

[@605gbird]

This is the best Sam sketch where he's not yelling

[@Juel92]

I love touches like having him mispronounce "CIA".

[@ck9103]

The last time I saw this video on KZbin it was so low resolution that it looked more like an artist's rendition of a bulldog's password being smeared across my screen than it did a WKUK skit.

[@jareknowak8712]

Reminds me about Clease and Feldman in the Secret Service sketch from "1948 Show" 😉

[@PaulieAFantoneJays19]

These skits are so random & so bizarre...but they manage to land the jokes just right so you don't have a choice but to laugh lol...I used to remember this show was on all the time on the IFC channel & that's how I got hooked

[@dannythompson1948]

Remember how they'd just play 1 or 2 skits at the end of other shows? They played "The old folks home" rap song and that piqued my interest... now 15 yrs later, I've seen every episode and even saw them live once

[@tomscullin]

A WKUK sketch i haven’t seen yet? Fuck yeah.

[@MrHankHill]

Holy shit! The gods have given us more than five pixels to watch!

[@garrettdodd9597]

RIP Trevor

[@dontparticipate240]

RIP Trevor. You are missed.

[@Mouserzz]

holy shit you guys are still active? awesome.

[@UnofficialCyane]

WKUK Forever ♥

[@ozymandia9902]

real fans downscale the video to 144p for that authentic wkuk experience 😤💪

[@hampatties4859]

You should do the ghost balls on my head sketch next 😂

[@GabePuratekuta]

Only if it's both Fortuneteller and Promotion sketches together.

[@Camself]

"Wait *PAUSE* Can we go back to the bulldog?" 😂😂

[@slapshot6ful]

The levels of "what the fuck" in this are so deep. 😂

[@slapshot6ful]

The most roundabout setup to slander Tom Cruise imaginable. 1 million stars

[@DeviousRy]

if they upload all the sketches in HD i'll lose it

[@Brainhorn]

I haven't seen most of these since CRT TVs and 240p youtube videos

[@Clawdragoons]

So what you're saying is, I should become a spy.

[@simonhansen5038]

I have to admit. That's pretty secure.

[@jacobstromburg5803]

Does anyone know the WKYK sketch where Trevor keeps saying, "hachi machi"? Anyone know which one that is?

[@zegrasisinnocent]

I love sam

[@beendead.324]

I didn't realize they existed beyond 144p

[@phhdvm]

I can’t make the same claim. Giving dogs a hand job was part of the curriculum in vet school. Boars, billys, bulls, and stallions too.

[@denhideous]

Do not go back, he may follow you... Lol, yeah probably...

[@tylerkennedy4203]

thats why he is there is my favorite line

[@mmrw]

“They know you don’t wanna do that, that’s why he’s there”

[@stevenclark1662]

I Love You Guys

[@daganperretti8617]

Agent Michelle Pfeiffer. It's Michael Piper.

[@jareknowak8712]

One dislike. It was Tom.

[@nunyanunya6398]

he swallowed the password

[@jaysonscott187]

Good to see you guys are making new content! This reboot finna be better than Roseanne! 😄

[@danb4811]

Love you trevor.

[@SparkySINN]

Can't wait for the next Buckerson and Myers episode !!!!!!

[@AurenGlytterkat]

SPARKY SINN oMG me toooooooo 🥰 I love that series so much... ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@bluefacebaby3192]

"No." 😂😂😂😂

[@TommyAngelo1337]

Race War next pls.

[@bobkin611]

That shit was recorded on an Iphone lol

[@abrahamlinkin2414]

@@bobkin611 *iPotato

[@RogueAstro85]

That one was shit quality even in the show. Still a great sketch lol

[@wanderinginthewoods_sam]

Damn the way Trevor pronouces some of these words are so damn attractive and at the same time makes me laugh my ass off. He protrays this character in such an awesome way. Trevor Moore's mind is pure genius. This is why I love his comedy so much. RIP Trevor Moore.

[@kr00k3d100]

Can we go back to the bulldog?

[@Dzztzt]

Really good but subtle use of props and costume.

[@Subhumanslug]

Sam has a little bit of a Jerry Seinfeld going on with that last line.

[@cloksatotalslam5941]

Idk how I never saw the sketch lmao

[@phatoume227]

Is this channel and it's creators really 12 years old? Like all the way back to even 2006 or 2008?

[@ebridgewater]

"Pause...?"

[@desidarlingly]

Goddamn Sam is gorgeous

[@parkerbrantley4356]

Wait, uploaded 1 day ago????

[@maxhydekyle2425]

To be fair, that's a fantastic security system. The only problem is that eventually the other agencies would just start hiring white girls and we all know they'd LOVE this mission.

[@Mayala285]

Please do the ABE LINCOLN sketch and the CALL OF DUTY sketch

[@docyukiohattori]

"agent michelle pfeiffer" is my favorite joke from this sketch

[@pricerowland]

They even have that obnoxious moving camera that makes it incredibly hard to focus on the scene

[@boneappletea3858]

Hey bulldog?

[@AoiHeartStranger]

Brian De Palma.

[@chudrustler]

Rip trev

[@TheChadarad]

One dislike.So one person has no sense of humor...must be a blast to hang out with lol

[@DeetotheDubs]

The clip brought up old memories of them having to get passwords from Red Rockets.

[@jareknowak8712]

@@DeetotheDubs flashback :)

[@shraman108]

"Thai-lind"

[@Baker-im1tq]

Yaayuyyyyyy

[@traitorsplayground7128]

LMAO

[@connorstewart2675]

hey y'all scott here

[@rreeeekk]

Never seen this one

[@rennysama9752]

tom holland in the thumbnail?

[@WillToWinvlog]

lmfao

[@s_trill]

shit, i feel like i memory holed this other than the "cia" line

[@freelance_commie]

Just realizing Sam is a more handsome Tom Cruzer

[@605gbird]

Thailund

[@celestialsalamander]

didn'y Amy schummer steel this.