Whitney Cummings Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

[@TheFIoridaMan]

At first I thought she was a porn star and then I realized the men weren’t laughing that hard at all of her comments so figured she must be a comedian

[@michawkwalter4205]

Gold 😂

[@rvc5915]

She does really look like Kendra Lust tho

[@davidbouchard5451]

and that’s still better than anything you’ve done 👍

[@TheFIoridaMan]

Anna Needle Anna Needle How is that sexist? If anything its the opposite cause I’m calling out fake people that laugh at a joke to try and get sex. Just cause a senario involves a man criticizing a woman doesn’t make it sexist. Now here IS something sexist for you to feed on since obviously you’re looking to be offended by anything cause its like a sport to your kind.

[@jujucasar2003]

She wouldn't have to change her name to be a porn star.

[@Rathesungod21]

"I don't wanna be at the mercy of smash mouth in public" has to be the greatest out-of context quote ever

[@lamosos]

And then she picks the option that does exactly that. This broad is dumb as a bag of rocks.

[@success2ez]

@@lamosos So are you! (dumb as a bag of rocks) You're not wise enough to 'get her.' She's a comedian moron.

[@maxboo7995]

Smash mouth would be the luckiest man

[@thunder01xb]

Phrasing. Boom.

[@yourmother638]

@@success2ez no she's dumb. But she is funny

[@pnut3844able]

All of her cousins ears just perked up 😂

[@AFishBicycle]

My thoughts exactly!

[@williamfitzgerald1976]

*Sweer Home Alabama intensifies*

[@josephblumenberg6574]

I need to see Eric Andre on here 😂

[@jdunnatl]

YES!

[@bonerjams42069]

He's doing Eric Andre live soooo I think he's not on a contract

[@javierlazaro4767]

@Gavin Devine no one can ever hold Eric Andre from doing what he wants and saying what he wants

[@BridgetJonesDiary]

OMG YES

[@amadeusdre]

Bruh hearing all star when I'm done is the dream

[@SmokinClownSD]

Mission Completed😂

[@muskokamike127]

The gift card coupon thing: When I was in my late 20's there was this "gold book" going around the city. You paid $50 and you got this massive book of coupons. Literally there was $10,000 worth of coupons in it. For 2 for one dinners at expensive restaurants, 2 for 1 skydiving, 2 for 1 movies, use 2 of them and you made your money back. The gang and I would sit around the pub after work and use it to decide where we were going and who would partner up so we'd all get in for half price. It was hilarious. Or if someone used up their coupon and wanted to go back and you'd trade them because you'd never go there. We had a temp in as a receptionist because ours was sick and I invited her down to the pub with us. She thought it was a little weird all these adults sitting around trading coupons but realized the benefit when we used them to decide what we were doing that night and all got in to a play for half price.

[@dubious6718]

So you buy coupons for $50 and have to use at least $10k to benefit from it.. Who is the smart person.

[@muskokamike127]

@@dubious6718 not you. Who said you had to spend $10K? I was odd man out but the gang went 2 for 1 skydiving. 4 went. Price was $150 each regular, 2 paid $150 2 went free: cost to each $75. Savings of $75 each. I was in a relationship at the time and we'd go out to dinner once a week "date night". 2 for 1 entrees. $20 each week in savings. Same as movie tickets: 2 for 1 $10 savings every few weeks. Yes, you have to spend money to do things and get goods and services. But if you're going to spend the money anyways, you end up saving in the end. Now I wouldn't go buy any weight watchers meals but since I and the gf had clothes dry cleaning only 2 for 1 was savings. You're complaining that that the dealer is giving your $5000 off the MSRP on a car but you have to actually buy the car to get the savings. Only a fool would expect to walk into a care dealer and expect them to hand you $5000.

[@naturadventur7425]

I'm from Arkansas, I married my cousin, we have 2 wonderful children who eat glue

[@olivia8080]

FoolishlyFoolishFool and you won the powerball, good for you

[@drewch5039]

best thing iv read today

[@zombielandtay4827]

Oh come on im from Arkansas

[@naturadventur7425]

@@zombielandtay4827 I'm sorry for you :)

[@dylanadams6533]

You must have some good glue in Arkansas.

[@jaimeframer6220]

Theo needs a part 2

[@DEADPOTENTIAL]

With bill burr most definitely

[@leob4403]

I thought Theo Von was one of the weaker episodes

[@isaacwells8557]

She's my biggest crush along with Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick. They're all three gorgeous as hell and their personalities make them like 10x more attractive.

[@annieryan1481]

So you have a type?

[@seigeengine]

I'm sorry, you what? This video makes me think I'd prefer to fillet my own penis than be stuck in a room with her.

[@anthropophagistsomnambulis9872]

Cecily Strong from SNL is so sexy to me. And I'm not the type to lust over celebrities.

[@mynamesjustmaxwell6814]

Oh wow, you have a very clear type.

[@s1ppycuppy]

Perfect trio!!!

[@meganmarie4050]

Audio was fantastic on this episode! It was nice to hear KFC and Feits.

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

Whitney Cummings cousin “so when’s this happening?”

[@ronniebasak96]

As soon as he gets her 750 million and powerball

[@outofrole7728]

Best part...”I feel married again.... why can’t you just answer the question “ 😂

[@HotaruZoku]

"But i would order pain killers on the internet." That's how you gain a fan. "From Canada. They have good ones." And that's how you ensure you keep a fan.

[@MT-mg9bs]

Bobby Lee please

[@godricgryffindor5421]

Gotta get Bobby Lee on here! Nosotros Papaya!

[@Arcturuseyes]

I love this series, great questions!

[@matty7006]

Shes hot I've always thought

[@NukaColaWarrior8434]

Looks like she would give amazing head 😎👍

[@ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout]

She used to be a few years ago. She looks like shes been laminated now.

[@danjwalker]

Hot you think she is, hmmm?

[@SpocksBro]

Used to be. Certainly still is if you put a towel over her synthetic face.

[@mattfrictiom90]

Her forehead is huge

[@cchilders1212]

Can you guys do something about that stain on the wall in the lower right corner? Every video I watch has me wiping my screen.

[@anderseriksson7698]

You ruined a video for me a year after writing your comment, good job

[@hjj9269]

Same.

[@leviharrison1545]

Christina P was made for this game, ring her up

[@besma2627]

It’s so strange to see Whitney acting like this knowing how she is now 😂

[@Noahcantgame]

She earned my respect on the gift card question

[@Personalapocalypse77.]

Props to the guys who craft these questions, they are brutal.

[@suatuala5129]

This is better than any of her standup

[@brandoncausey645]

Whitney "I've never had plastic surgery" cummings

[@xczechr]

Looks like I'm not the only one who drinks at JC Penney.

[@thecoclster8427]

3:18 every guy on here immediately says they would lose a leg and seeing here answer compared to theres is hilarious

[@Turco949]

I had no idea who she was prior to this video but I enjoyed her responses more than the cake I was eating while watching.

[@InDyingLights]

One of the best comedians out there

[@83HC]

Lol okay, okay, we get it, you'd be delighted to jerk it to her picture. No need to simp with outrageous statements like that.

[@DEADPOTENTIAL]

L

[@cactaceous]

Not even close.

[@ashleywilliams9732]

I love her!

[@DaReal_WiseGuy]

I love you!

[@nickf8028]

Remember that scene in beetlejuice where they stretch their faces?? Somehow her skin is tighter than that.

[@chileanguyfleegman]

I didn't think about this before. From today I'll put on all star every time after the "fum time", adding to ta total of once a year.

[@jamessowder193]

Never said where you lose the leg from? The hip? Mid thigh? Lol. I love her, she is so funny!

[@corzahazard444]

No, the first question was 'drunk or never drunk again', so she had them with that one, I'd go never drunk again, I'll just smoke pot

[@dutchman7216]

Whitney that was funny as hell thank you very much.

[@brifries619]

Joe Rogan on one?

[@immasurvivor]

Sadly he doesnt do shit like this. His podcast is literally the most viewed/listened too thing in the history of entertainment, if he needs to promote a special he just does it on JRE. Also, he isnt that ''off the cuff funny'', so it wouldnt be as funny as you think.

[@oblivion8819]

Get Diaz... doooooo iiiiiit

[@rumba6110]

@@immasurvivor thank you for your "expertise" on Joe Rogan. I'm glad we have you around to let us know what Joe is really like

[@immasurvivor]

@Ru Ma The dude had a question, i answered. Not need to hate on me because I have too much free time.

[@rumba6110]

@@immasurvivor no hate. I just didn't understand that he was asking you the question, but I am still glad that you know Joe so well and could lend us your expertise

[@M1R2S]

These questions are definitely from guys for guys

[@soso14diaz]

Get the bodega boys on here please

[@danm3047]

So funny and smart! Loved "the female brain" her comedy is great, I hope she makes more projects like "the female brain"

[@THMILLER]

good question Weed is 100% better then alcohol!

[@Comicsluvr]

"Always drunk or sober forever? FUCK!"

[@richie9670]

How does this channel not have many subs?

[@APR944]

“Yea!! Let’s go have a drink at JCPennys. FUCK IT!!” 😂💀

[@nickaguilar2870]

if that button snapped, swear to all gods

[@johngarbarzyk5549]

You would see her bra? Or maybe 2 fake boobs?

[@dobledekersoulwrekr]

Unsnapped

[@bornlegacy9847]

This girl is insanely loveable

[@Arcturuseyes]

I love Whitney

[@bartaugustus4319]

Okay I never heard of this girl before seeing this clip awesome well done super funny,

[@mikepeterson764]

On that cousin question, two questions 1. Do I have to share the powerball with them, and do they know thats the reason why? 2. Do I choose which cousin its with?

[@thelthrythquezada8397]

Those were the dumbest questions, and I feel like I enjoyed all of them!

[@brentmcgill8770]

Need to remember that last one for work tomorrow

[@lrodriguez8878]

B4 she went crazy. I love her and everything but tru

[@chescarino]

this person scores high on the crazy hot martix

[@thelthrythquezada8397]

She said lets go get a drink at JC Pennys, Stop it, I can't

[@GamingStar1995]

The real question now is, which one of her cousins got the winning Ticket! Lmao!

[@Phi1618033]

"SomeBODY..." **ohohohohohohohh**

[@BarstoolSportsTV]

This is great

[@shakester2010]

LOL!! Whitney's awesome!! ;)

[@belowaverageluke1369]

They must've gotten these questions from 4chan.

[@dinam7497]

I waited the whole clip for it to break. IT DIDN'T!!!!

[@BrolicCityFitness]

Nick swardson needs to be on here for sure

[@stark20ful]

She is so stunning and brave

[@zacharyrodriguez6027]

Get Joey Diaz and Anthony Jeselnik on this show ASAP!

[@fuqinhillharryass4906]

Joey Diaz would kill on this

[@marcespinoza6068]

Thank God, a woman who get's it. Take notes Andrea Savage.

[@fobbitoperator3620]

That last 1 was kinda saucy, hearing her say it!

[@FishnFireworks]

NELK BOYS NEED TO DO THIS!!

[@uscarspotting]

Full send baby

[@trevonmartin7465]

Reel them in with darts and ronas

[@uscarspotting]

@@trevonmartin7465dont forget them shottys too

[@MrJharpermxschool]

Thinking of getting metal legs, it’s a risky operation... but it will be worth it.

[@abusername1270]

You're only human, but you're working on it

[@BuuGz86]

Smart answer to the cousin one would be " Yes, but one from 10th generation or later" technically a cousin but so far out that you don't even know him and can even have kids if you like him.. and be rich.. so win win.

[@FrameDrumAndFlute]

Almost every answer had me laughing. Really funny lady.

[@emmettenglish1537]

I only found out after watching this video that Whitney is my cousin.

[@azzaarsyada5104]

Oh hello brother

[@joecity856]

We need big time tommie on answer the internet

[@cityandcovers]

Keep it OS take it eass

[@OGNoNameNobody]

.....Everyone loves that episode of _Seinfeild_ .

[@AirkooledKustoms]

love your humor

[@ThePrometheus617]

What is the beautiful sample beat in the beginning !!!??

[@MidnightPodcast]

Whitney, your phone's ringing. It's your cousin.

[@faxzer1979]

Whitney’s cousin watching this like “MY TIME IS NOW”

[@TheLiveMusicGroup]

She was ahead of her time, but now we're catching up to her!

[@impact-go9086]

Love u Whitney!!

[@shuvospeaking3250]

That name gets me every time! 😅

[@akairborne]

I liked her before but now I like her more! I love her thrifty comments!

[@-C.S.R]

Wait.... using a gift card isn’t cool on a first date? Might explain some shit!

[@TeamoJXZ]

Buzzfeed, this is kinda how you do your thirst tweets section.

[@jedispiders7204]

3:19 I choose both. And I wanna lose both legs. Don’t ask why

[@DCapybara]

Why?

[@aidanflanigan9532]

Same. Dont ask why tho

[@jedispiders7204]

Deciduous Capybara I just hate legs

[@DCapybara]

@@jedispiders7204 w-wh- you know what? I aint gonna ask

[@MatsDestruction]

Stupid questions! Great that Whitney nailed them!

[@Rooster1172T]

I guess I'll be in heaven with Chester, Robin and most of my mates so I'm down with that:)

[@bryanmmusic]

I feel like she doesn't understand the questions.

[@Jpaioff37]

Bro have Betty white

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Betty White. That's what people say eveytime someone does a mass shooting.

[@danofiremano]

I need to learn how to bake!

[@francesbadger3401]

I definitely thought she meant something else when she said her bottom would delete shirts!

[@clashitt]

Bring back Theo Von one more time!!

[@pulpfiction2122]

>only wasted forever >always sober Imma smash that always fucked up button.

[@yup8514]

Her laugh...was not what I was expecting...

[@TheWitchOvAgnesi]

Answer the god damn question!!! LOL

[@pinchepoor5461]

Bruh what the actual fuck A lady that actually has decent humor WTFF

[@mikecoffee7548]

Lol, she's great!

[@mddprozz]

I love her humor 🙂

[@daniellynam2364]

come on

[@mddprozz]

@@daniellynam2364?

[@samueljlarson]

She really isn't funny at all. She just makes loud noises and says controversial things.

[@mddprozz]

@@samueljlarson ohhh good for you, you realized WE don't have the same humor.

[@bighominid]

If you want to make a Wonder Woman parody, you have your stand-in for Gal Gadot right here.

[@cactaceous]

You must be blind.

[@ilianaangelova6553]

Would you date a guy knowing all of his exes are dead? *laughs in Sam Winchester*

[@jayb3494]

Does anybody know the intro song?

[@earlyem3240]

I needed that same thing

[@jayb3494]

@@earlyem3240 found it. Its pina by David cutter music

[@ericwhatley5831]

GS Whitney Cummings

[@pauldavis7146]

Melted candle

[@randallstrozier7097]

You are a funny skinny little lady. I do enjoy your videos.