"You can't trust people who are obsessed with money Harry" meanwhile Dumbledore trying to win a bet so he can get 80 galleons 😂😂😂😂😂
@OmegaFett1652 жыл бұрын
True
@mynameiscarter2 жыл бұрын
But that extra money is to share with his friends tho...
@brunobisio24062 жыл бұрын
Well, in Dumbledore's defence, Harry lost him plenty of money already. Those DADA teacher signing bonuses don't come cheap and Harry keeps getting them fired, injured or killed. Not to mention Lockhart's medcial bills and the expensive broom Minerva bought him with school money and only lasted him 2 years
@Rose-vx6fk2 жыл бұрын
@@brunobisio2406 good point but i think the reason why there was a new DADA teacher every year was because Voldemort cursed it (after being rejected from the job) not Harry either way it's just a joke and I wasn't trying to offend any Dumbledore fans :)
@brunobisio24062 жыл бұрын
@@Rose-vx6fk I know, I was joking too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kxsl3w2 жыл бұрын
“In the book sure but we’re not in the book” SO TRUE holy- IM FAMOUS
@finickymarvelwoman11172 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Mylifeisawesome122 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@axthxticemma12032 жыл бұрын
They absolutely destroyed Ginny😭
@XxDeathRosexX2 жыл бұрын
Bro I read that as soon as it Dumbledore said it
@zackyasutake16962 жыл бұрын
i’m mean, she still let harry name one of her kids “albus severus potter” in the epilogue.
@tomslover64122 жыл бұрын
Fawkes just got a whole language that consists of “cCcAaaAAaaaw cAaAaawwWw” 😅
@Chanwills02 жыл бұрын
He’s a wordsmith 🥰 he really is
@vaishnavibalaji1932 жыл бұрын
I am Groot.
@thelegendaryarceus56182 жыл бұрын
Cawcaaaw
@carolinewilliamson42652 жыл бұрын
@@MadMax-cg6gh bruh he's a pheonix
@sophiaava98872 жыл бұрын
WTF WE MET AGAIN😱
@dramallamarama53002 жыл бұрын
“You can’t trust people who obsessed with money, Harry!” Says the man sitting on the golden throne
@datgaydangernoodle13152 жыл бұрын
And who bet 80 galleons on Harry's love life lol
@dracoluver54302 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha and this convo is abt how much money he gonna loose if Harry picks Ginny 😅
@morganyoung35572 жыл бұрын
And is also making bets on Harry’s love life, he wants those 80 Galleons.
@zacglover3345 Жыл бұрын
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 and ruined snapes love life
@sergiulino30097 ай бұрын
And who makes McGonagall do all the work
@RD-ot9ve2 жыл бұрын
"Get down girl go ahead get down" The song reference is just😂
@lunalovegood1580 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@debbieanderson9420 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@snowangel92100 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed the finished lyric
@rainecormier2935 Жыл бұрын
This made me snort 😂
@Tay_lewis2 жыл бұрын
“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke broke.” 😂😂😂
@Randomvideos-ww1nw2 жыл бұрын
Fanfic writers: GET THAT DOWN!!
@ladykiy33012 жыл бұрын
@@Randomvideos-ww1nw lol already done
@official_aperson2 жыл бұрын
@@Randomvideos-ww1nw happened years ago
@jaycheese53572 жыл бұрын
“*upset moan* get down girl, go head’, get down *sniff*”
@badpiggies9883 ай бұрын
Fanfiction writers really seem to have it in for the Weasleys- or at least Molly who is turned into a screeching Karen whose canon personality is given to Whitewashed Narcissa (Reformed!Lucius is the new Arthur), Ron who has no personality besides chess, quidditch, gluttony, jealousy and drooling over HG and his canon personality is given to a completely-whitewashed Draco, and Ginny, a spoiled brat who feels entitled to Harry’s body and has a fake Betrothal ContractTM (fanfic authors *love* these, they’re never content to just let teens be teens) to him whose terms would basically make him her glorified seggs-slave- who is replaced with Astoria’s big sis. The twins are still good, Bill and Charlie are never mentioned, Percy’s only role is to figure out Scabbers’ secret so that Sirius can go free, save his “puppyTM” (is kinda cute for Jacob’s sibling-era “Harry gets adopted” fics but feels like infantilism when he’s a teen) from Mary Lou Barebone-scale abuse by the Dursleys and be his “DogfatherTM”, and Arthur’s marriage to Molly is the product of the same Super Secret Mind-Whammy Love PotionTM that Ginny and Ron constantly try to give Harry and Hermione respectively (and yet none of their kids are aroace like Voldemort).
@dawlatref8672 жыл бұрын
Shes so strong and funny: ginny in the books: *shoelaces*
@Chanwills02 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@darthgamer94682 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dustingaethje13322 жыл бұрын
U really gotta kinkshame the poor girl? After all the character cuts she's been through? 🤣
@morganyoung35572 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always thought that scene where Ginny kneels down to tie Harry’s shoes was really awkward.
@sunaynadeepaksingh85132 жыл бұрын
@@Chanwills0 pls do more of it and a comedic version of the 3rd book shrieking shack part
@s.scrouton1082 Жыл бұрын
"Don't act like you care! You know you don't!" Dumbledore raising Harry to die:
@Chanwills0 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@callmebam15212 жыл бұрын
"in the books sure but were not in the books" best line ever
@fishyfish0v0992 жыл бұрын
"I ain't saying she a good digger but she ain't messing with the broke broke" That killed me 😂
@luke25522 жыл бұрын
As I looked at this comment Dumbledore was saying the exact same thing
@fishyfish0v0992 жыл бұрын
@@luke2552 what a coincidence O_okzbin.infovPrL9ziLJ8k?feature=share
@luke25522 жыл бұрын
@@fishyfish0v099 lol
@lyaa12342 жыл бұрын
And the fact that ginny is poor only proves his point 😂😂😂
@sadshlyapa2 жыл бұрын
Check her prenup and go figure :)
@Skye_Petropolus2 жыл бұрын
"You can't trust people who's obsessed with money harry!! " b-but professor you set a whole bet about my love life, WhAt dO YoU tHiNk💀??! hehe👁👄👁💅
@shanadaddah19982 жыл бұрын
What? When?
@luzura3482 жыл бұрын
666th like
@hungariangiraffe63619 ай бұрын
@@shanadaddah1998in another parody video
@brehannaroopnarine31262 жыл бұрын
Girl I just wanted to say you're brilliant in making this. Kinda wish the entire Harry Potter series was remade like this LMAO. Your comebacks and lines are sassy, witty and unbelievably savage 🤍🤍🤍
@acutepenguin2712 жыл бұрын
Yea hehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehheeh
@harrypotterlover7862 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss I’d pay so much money too see that lol
@someonegorgeous54762 жыл бұрын
Soooo true
@MrQueerDuck2 жыл бұрын
I support entire movies from this creator! Take my money!
@AD-eg9cw Жыл бұрын
Girl idk if you already know but they have the whole series compilation on KZbin! 😍
@melol99192 жыл бұрын
Fawkes is giving Dumbledore a full on therapy session😂
@S_J_banana2 жыл бұрын
When Fawkes said "CawwCaw" I really related.
@fayelarkham33512 жыл бұрын
Caw caWwWwWw
@abcdefgzywvutsr_2 жыл бұрын
CawwCaww
@BairMendoza2 жыл бұрын
I was sold at the sobby, “Git down girl. G’head girl. Git down.” 😆💯😱💀
@Charmedsas12 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 On a serious note Ginny freaking rules!!!... In the books 😂😂
@PotterheadMando2 жыл бұрын
"In the BOOKS, sure, but we're not in the books!" Lol! 😂
@zackyasutake16962 жыл бұрын
pretty sure she was messed up after the war cause she let “albus severus potter” be one of her kids names.
@ixfresh54982 жыл бұрын
“Here comes the little judas” had me dead lmao 🤣
@joaquintettamanti53142 жыл бұрын
"I like Ginny!" "WHY!?"
@Pencil2.02 жыл бұрын
"You can't trust people who are obsessed with money Harry" Dumbledore I- you're literally trying to get the kid to date his best friend for the sake of 80 galleons 😭
@B0nkedd2 жыл бұрын
“Here’s the little Judas now” had me cackling
@m870202 жыл бұрын
"I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke wizards" was RIGHT THERE oicfweifjeiosdnf love the video tho u go girl
@Avocado_650 Жыл бұрын
😭Sobbing - “get down girl go head got down.” I literally died 💀
@thebakalord2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone calls out the fact Harry has an oedipus complex!
@sabanabano66472 жыл бұрын
"Caw caaaaaw" *continues to judge harry*
@fairyblu69292 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the fact that Harry didn't even have to ask why he was asked for, he just knew 😂😂
@RicoHades3802 жыл бұрын
The whole mom thing is true Harry looks like his father and Ginny has red hair weird
@fathimamahamood2 жыл бұрын
If Petunia saw them when they were married she would probably faint thinking they were Lily and James (I got this from a random hp facts video, don’t attack me)
@adildeshpande15252 жыл бұрын
Ginny May look like lily but their personality should also match Harry personality is like james (7 year)so he will need a girl who is Book lover Muggle born Respects techers Smartest of thier age Prefect and later becomes head girl Same year Wonder who she is🤔🤔😏😉
@Fairygoblet2 жыл бұрын
@@adildeshpande1525 actually, with all of James's old friends saying that he is like James it's implied multiple times that he's more like lily. Dumbledore straight-up says as much, and for all his flaws, he spent a lot of time around Harry so he would know.
@adildeshpande15252 жыл бұрын
@@Fairygoblet i do agree he is not fully confident and outgoing like james but c'mon he is not entirely like lily too have u ever seen how much he is dedicated to studies not even half of lily's dedication don't get me wrong he is smart just not dedicated therefore he is a mixture of both but his interests like quidditch and dada say that his interests are slightly more like james (he may not prank people but i think that's just because of circumstances as he still enjoys the pranks done by the twins)and we all know who james was most interested in😏😜
@Jily_Stan Жыл бұрын
@@adildeshpande1525 mione isn't head girl she skipped a year
@nicodelossantos60392 жыл бұрын
the “get down girl go ahead get down” while on the verge of tears sent me 😂
@cyaninkling26382 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore’s whimper of defeat was hilarious XD
@royalreality98862 жыл бұрын
I love how normal animals like owls can talk but a magicial mythical beast phoenix only can say caw caaww tbh she says it so good
@byronrush98022 жыл бұрын
Good point got to call b******* on that one
@HelloThere-cz9ti Жыл бұрын
It makes it better honestly
@amberkennedy91492 жыл бұрын
"I ain't saying she a gold digger but she ain't messing with no broke broke" Git me crackin up real bad🤣
@isapostma61382 жыл бұрын
LOL He forgot to mention that she has nice skin😂😂
@_.GAN._2 жыл бұрын
" Get down girl, go ahead get down "😂
@gunjanbhatia21012 жыл бұрын
"In the book but we're not in the book" 😂😂
@strictly4thescrubs2 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity: Dumbledawg: "i ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke wizard"
@you_already_have_it2 жыл бұрын
My mum and aunt said the same thing about Ginny and Harry. Lol . How she might be over his money and red hair- resembling Lily. 😆 That awkward shoelace scene is just😬.
@user-or4up1zd1m2 жыл бұрын
"Here's the little Judas" That made me laugh so much 🤣🤣
@brunobisio24062 жыл бұрын
For a moment I thought he was about to tell him off for not even trying to recover Slughorn's memory, and then this was 100 times beter 🤣🤣🤣
@TheDresdenForge2 жыл бұрын
Nope. It's Minerva. She got to Harry. She's "fixed the fight", so to speak. I firmly believe she has a gambling problem, and that's why you never bet against her. She will do what she needs to to win. That's why all the Quidditch bookies call her Minerva "McGalleons" McGonagall.
@NymPotter2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Dumbledore here Harry, WHY? I mean book Ginny maybe but movie Ginny? Plus our friend Dumbles really needs the money.
@andeabaker26822 жыл бұрын
“Yeah- your freakin mom!”😂😂
@twilightzone4641 Жыл бұрын
“She ties your show laces harry! Who else did that!?!” “Yeah your frickin mum” Dumbledore-….I believe she died before harry was wearing shoes with laces-
@nidhitiwari76162 жыл бұрын
The legendary "Cawcawwww"
@ScarletRain262 жыл бұрын
I almost died at the end 😂😂😂 "Get down girl, go ahead get down."
@fayelarkham33512 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore u disrespecting the Potter Tradition! Ten points from the headmaster
@Hamppariranskis2 жыл бұрын
"get down girl go head get down 😔✊" im CRYING
@artyartemis8162 жыл бұрын
"You know what she has?Red Hair! who else has that?" "Yeah, Ron?!" "Not in this book,Judas! Joanne is ' no homo ' !!" "Sorry,Professor. BuT We'Re nOt iN ThE BoOKs!!"
@avadakedevra2895 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooooo CACKLING
@rachelfox8108 Жыл бұрын
"Joanne is no homo!" Too true -- lady gave herself another pseudonym named after the anti-gay conversion therapist, Robert Galbraith Heath. It's all there.
@nelly_lu Жыл бұрын
Fawkes' judgemental cawkaaw when Dumbledore implied Harry had mummy issues 😄😄😄
@Dracolxve1234562 жыл бұрын
dumbledores voice in these parodies are so addicting lmao
@moonjellyfish232 жыл бұрын
but we`re not in the boook whyy is this so true
@harleneaulakh201711 ай бұрын
This is the funniest parody in the whole series 😂😂❤ Dumbledore: "Yeah, in the books sure, but we're not in the books!" I can't 😂😂😂😂😂❤
@Twinsconspiracy2 жыл бұрын
I love when the line “little Judas” comes up. The way it’s said always gets me
@WJen8 Жыл бұрын
Man I just can't get over those sassy Caw Cawwws 😂💯
@d3ad.ins1de2 жыл бұрын
Well, I gotta agree to that one! ☝🏻 And I think it’d be funny if Dumbledore *accidentally* said something like JK Rowling also said that Harry and Hermione should’ve been together lol 😂
@Vlogswayla2 жыл бұрын
True
@introvertedfrog30082 жыл бұрын
The sad "go ahead girl go head get down" at the end made me wheeze
@-_eyes_- Жыл бұрын
The “ get down girl, go ahead get down” I’m dying 😭
@TheBigE99992 жыл бұрын
Yes dumbled, his mom definitely tied his shoelaces...when he was 1, and didn't wear shoes
@breezeylake98022 жыл бұрын
I had shoes when I was a few months old……
@zackyasutake16962 жыл бұрын
he had slip ones and velcrow
@violetskies142 жыл бұрын
Lots of one year olds have/had lace up shoes, especially back then. I did, my mum still has them.
@_Kyprioth_2 жыл бұрын
My mum kept several pairs of tiny little lace-up shoes that I wore before I could walk. There is actually a pair of my baby shoes that she got bronzed on display in her house. This was only the early 90’s too, so it all just comes down to personal preference honestly. Lots of people people don’t put lace up shoes on babies, and plenty of people do.
@iancovicilarisa21852 жыл бұрын
when Dumbledore asks what Ginny has i litterally thought he was going to say nice skin :))) these are too good! you're awesome girl
@zelle83514 ай бұрын
“WHHHHYYYY?!?” The sheer incredulousness 😂
@sejalplays29972 жыл бұрын
I just love the scenes of Dumbledore shipping harry and Hermione 🤣🤣
@Performingtrio11 ай бұрын
Get down girl, go ahead get down.“ I died.. 😂😂😂
@doggyella5696 Жыл бұрын
"GET DoWn GiRL,gO AHEAD anD GeT DoWN" That got me rolling 🤣
@hurricanekitsune28588 ай бұрын
The fact the Dumbledore had reddish hair too
@unforgettwbleee Жыл бұрын
THE “go head girl go head get down” AT THE END HAD ME PHYSICALLY BROKEN AND NO LONGER IN FUNCTION 💀
@anna_potter2 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore: It's weird isn't it Fawkes Fawkes: Cacaaaw *gives side eye suspish look* 😂 😅
@itskilledmeh7033 Жыл бұрын
Dumbledore: “you can’t trust people who are obsessed with money, Harry!” Also the man who is obsessed with money:
@danielclaw82512 жыл бұрын
The way fawkes is so expressive with just "cawcaw" it's what gets me.
@SO-nn4qk2 жыл бұрын
“Oh here’s the little Judas now” 🤣 gets me every time
@Brookiecookie272 жыл бұрын
“Cawwcawww 🥺” I CANT 😭
@saragalo-737 Жыл бұрын
"Cawcaww 🥺" That is just so sweet ❤
@heyy.its.sophie12572 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Dumbledore I agree with you...
@catherinehl5742 жыл бұрын
I wish the real Dumbledore acted like this
@PinkBubblegum23343 Жыл бұрын
“PrOpHeSERR” But Dumbledore ain’t wrong tho”🫡🤫
@LK.THEFIRST Жыл бұрын
The bird : cawcaw 😢 dumbledore : “like IM really hurt-“
@cher4645 Жыл бұрын
"Get down girl Go head get down" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@charlottebarton4419 Жыл бұрын
Dumbledore:“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger…but I ain’t messin with no broke broke” 😂😂😂😂 Meanwhile Harry: oh god why did I come up here!!! 😂
@OrangenBlues10 ай бұрын
The amount of shade that 'cawcaaawww' in response to the mummy issues 😂
@sabanabano66472 жыл бұрын
"But she ain't messin' with no broke broke"
@finickymarvelwoman11172 жыл бұрын
LMAO. Poor Dumbledore
@_kyle_57222 жыл бұрын
“I like Ginny” “WHY!?” I’m dead 😂
@Bread-fog2 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so much right now
@Chanwills02 жыл бұрын
That feeds my soul 🙏🏽 I’m like a backwards dementor
@HalvoDraws10 ай бұрын
"PROFESSOR!" he sounded so offended 😭
@joycehe23494 ай бұрын
“She ain’t hang around with no broke broke”😂😂😂
@storyteller1922 жыл бұрын
I love this Dumbledore
@srilekhamalladi71922 жыл бұрын
The judgemental "caw caw" tho 😂😂
@hyunjinsamericano2846 Жыл бұрын
“In the books sure but we’re not in the book!!” Dumbledore breaking the 4th wall 😂💀
@Booklover11_222 жыл бұрын
Poor Dumbledore ! Lost as bet but at least he won the one for Harry's Parents! Also, Harry right you can't help who you like (unless love potions are involved)! Anyways, we (and Fawkes) are here for you Dumbledore! And we adore you !
@lifjyruss2 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest one I've seen so far! 🤣 They're all HILARIOUS, but this one tops the cake!
@m1ku0182 жыл бұрын
I seriously hope she does a fantastic beasts parodies cause these are already hilarious! So thinking about what they would be like is even more funny😂
@laceyrestall2133 Жыл бұрын
Get down girl go head get down through teas has me Dead😂😂😂
@MedaSavagequeen Жыл бұрын
The cawwwcaww in a confused, then sympathetic and then in a disgusted way got me!!!
@ellie22852 жыл бұрын
These just keep getting better and better 😂😂
@YouTubes_NPC Жыл бұрын
Dumbledore really broke the 4th wall to crumbles
@aamnailyas45 Жыл бұрын
The "CaaWwwCAwwW" Got me laughing 😂🤣
@lavender5527 Жыл бұрын
Fawkes really cracked me up and that’s how I know my humor is broke broke😭😭😭
@user-wf1go3wo5u2 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with you girl❤ Thank you for this masterpiece 😂😍
@Ella-bg2ve Жыл бұрын
The fact I know all of Fawks’s lines perfectly…
@el3ctric.guit4r2 жыл бұрын
Wish I had the confidence to talk about my love life like that with the headteacher lol
@pixieswain632 Жыл бұрын
“I won’t say she’s a gold digger but she’s not messing with no broke broke” 🤣🤣
@TeamJelly_Fisher11 ай бұрын
I literally can’t think about Dumbledore without thinking of this dumbledoor