Who Is The Most Attractive GTA 5 Character? - The Hotness Tier List

[@DarkViperAU]

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[@urlv.]

Aight

[@simondavies6480]

10 days ago????????????

[@tachonka69]

your the most attractive gta V character matto

[@michaelprox1172]

need a part 2 of this stream there is some characters that missing in this one

[@69aa1]

Man's a time traveler!

[@Zyz165]

you know it's a serious list when it took over an hour to rank them all.

[@Unknown-vk2jj]

I didn't even realize it was an hour long video until looking at this comment after watching the video

[@Shubhankar_Dey]

It was longer on the stream😂 like about 3 or 4

[@luisaucedo]

If u know matto 1 hour is a walk in the park🍲

[@madman_24]

Haven't watched yet but I'm absolutely baffled by the length.

[@vvvkrant5339]

you'll know it's not serious at all when you'll watch it.

[@Fangu-Povyzas]

9:18 "F is for ungodly bad appearance" Random generic 60 year old security guard is just chilling in F category.

[@kidnamedfingerreal]

Top comment

[@skecherkid6411]

he breaks his own criteria so many times throughout the video

[@willarddimitri5994]

I saw your face I'll remember you!

[@AhuizotlXiuh]

If GTA was a doujin it'd get an Ugly Bastard tag for that.

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

I was also surprised

[@oweng8895]

Trevor doesnt just scare small kids, he scares adults 💀💀

[@dxrkicey62]

He scares everyone

[@captaincumrag42069]

It'll come as a shock but there are girls who genuinely find Trevor attractive, I saw a tik tok where this girl was saying all of her fictional character crushes are red flags or something and she listed Trevor. They are the exception though. But there really is someone for everyone

[@jennassexdungeon]

@@captaincumrag42069 I agree with the girl

[@a-grin6989]

@@BarryBajaBlast common man, he looks charismatic

[@friccle_]

@@BarryBajaBlast and not even she does

[@LightgreenLP]

1:01:34 I found it funny how you rated Agent ULP. In GTA IV he himself says to Niko, after Niko asked if ULP was afraid Niko was gonna lead the police to him, that there were 100 more people in the same building that looked just like him. Middle aged, glasses, etc.

[@dillonc7955]

"If you see Lester staring at you for a prolonged period of time, you'd call the cops". Except he can call the cops off, therefore he is an S tier. Enough said.

[@Blucario90]

When viper was assessing Davey, one of the viewers said "I can fix him" LMAO What was even better was someone saying "you are a racist" when viper was judging Simeon

[@markedm]

-hug hold- me

[@Real_gandalf]

I read ”you are a racist” in Simeons voice

[@Blucario90]

@@Real_gandalf exactly the point

[@tampabay4800]

@@Real_gandalf Cpt Obv

[@KvngLxo]

@@Real_gandalf You dont like me because you think i am an arab... loooool

[@SamSouthYT]

He should do this with all the story missions

[@jtrout5]

He has but I don't think he's released it yet

[@Qualc1]

Where the tiers are S, A, B, C, D and Everyone favourite mission

[@real_overtale]

Masks is s++

[@lilbabi]

@@Qualc1 scouting the port?

[@aarshabhdevsingh6937]

@@jtrout5 on twich?

[@chrisdobson2730]

The therapist being ranked as hotter than Michael is tripping me up lol, that weaselly guy with a fro is better looking than a regular joe dad bod with a nice haircut?

[@dramaticvirghoe]

5:43 the comment saying "he is a dilf. im female i know" about michael is so real. michael deserved S tier

[@cart4092]

dramatic virghoe

[@rokkiteer912]

i saw that too lol. i'm a dude but i would pay money to look like michael in my forties

[@Phoenix.Sparkles]

Yeah, Michael is practically the definition of a good looking guy at his age and in my opinion the chubby waist is better than a six pack or skinny.

[@thirdhandlv4231]

He looks nice, he has that certain appeal, like Tony Soprano, he is huge, MASSIVE but he looks like a king, like Henry VIII in that famous portrait, there is appeal in that, same with Michael.

[@katiedico5877]

I SAID THIS!!😭

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

Imagine a person watching an hour of someone ranking how attractive video game characters are. *That person would be me.*

[@Mostwantedtbest]

*us

[@pavel1817]

I love your name in comparation to your comment

[@huzzzer6083]

and me lmao

[@curbyour____9506]

Name checks tf out

[@GeoToni13]

Dido!

[@morsmutual]

Good one, now do it with all the strippers

[@Bistro-vo2mk]

😎

[@justblazey_sp]

😂

[@franklinclinton6313]

Lmao

[@asd2640]

now do one in gta san andreas

[@deathrow5261]

And all the hookers as well

[@enormous_0936]

Alternate title - Matto explores cougars other then mountain lions

[@Slayr.]

Franklin would be an S if it weren't for that yee yee ass haircut.

[@hitleredits-v1o]

And his nose

[@Kamil_Srnka]

Lmao

[@Stillhandling101]

I gave Franklin a new haircut , so he stays in S

[@PopeVisuals]

Drinking looks better with a beard

[@franzk.himmler1196]

1:00:59 That is by far the best analogy I've heard in my entire 21 years of life.

[@tylerfelts3732]

Here you go: 0:38 Amanda 1:12 Brad 1:40 Dom 2:16 D 2:45 Dr Isaiah Friedlander 3:14 Franklin (Story Mode) 4:07 Jasper (Prologue Cop) 4:34 Lamar (Story Mode) 5:11 Michael 5:53 Trevor 6:58 Barry 7:28 Chef 7:58 Cleetus 8:42 Auntie Denise 9:25 Georgina 10:29 Prologue bank Guard 10:47 Hao 11:04 Jesus 11:32 Jimmy or Jizzle 11:56 Molly 12:41 Agent 14 13:38 Agent Sanchez 14:06 Fame or Shame female Host 14:53 Avon (Elon Musk looking dude) 15:15 Bryony (Arena War girl) 15:48 Devin Westin 16:31 Dr Dre 17:11 Maurice (Drywall dude) 17:38 Eddie Toh 17:47 Fabien 18:20 Gustavo Mota 19:05 Janet (Bartender) 19:32 Harvy Molina (Janitor) 20:17 Jay Norris (Mark Zuckerburg looking dude) 20:58 Tap dancing hillbilly dude 21:27 Johnny 21:46 Lester (Story Mode) 22:28 LS Customs dude 22:44 Tanya 23:09 Agatha 23:36 Director 23:54 Casey 24:13 Chop (Story Mode) 24:45 Chris (Kifflom leader) 25:13 Davey 26:02 Denise's jogging friend 26:40 Gerald 27:21 Bigfoot hunter 27:43 Moodyman 28:09 Lazlo 28:44 Ashley 29:34 Avery Duggan (Cowboy hat dude) 30:09 Avi Shwartz (Jim Carrey looking dude) 30:35 Azrebrjani (Guy you assassinate) 31:27 Benny (Fancy Mechanic) 31:51 Bogdan (Russian dude) 32:18 Hugh Harrison (Simon Cowell looking dude) 32:40 Lester (Online Mode) 33:00 Local Yokel 33:14 Martin Madrazo 33:47 Maude 34:24 Trevor's Mom 34:51 Rackman 35:08 Nigel Thronhill 35:32 Oscar Guzman 36:14 Partica (Story Mode) 36:49 Ricky 37:22 Ron 37:53 Simeon 38:29 Tao Chang (Story Mode) 39:01 Joe and Joseph 39:25 Kifflom woman 40:08 Pavel 40:57 Steve 41:40 Stretch 42:00 Cheetah 42:46 Tanisha 43:11 Tracy 43:51 Wade 44:33 Brucie 45:00 English Dave 45:40 Jewelry store lady 46:07 Jimmy Boston 46:35 Mary Ann 47:49 Mini Madrazo 48:33 Partick Mcreary 48:58 Sessanta 49:54 Tao’s Translator 50:19 Matto 51:25 Debra 51:54 El Rubio 52:21 Javier Madrazo 52:41 Ortega 53:07 Party girl 53:44 Patricia (Online Mode) 54:13 Beverly 54:35 Juliet 55:32 Tennis Coach 56:00 Bank Manager 56:29 Floyd 56:59 Franklin (Online Mode) 57:20 Imani 58:08 Michael (Prologue Mode) 58:48 Movie Star dude 59:16 Terry Thorpe (Biker dude) 59:38 Tom Connors (Casino dude) 1:00:04 Gay Tony (Nightclub Owner) 1:00:28 Trevor (Prologue Mode) 1:00:52 Vincent 1:01:38 GTA 4 dude 1:02:03 Impotent Rage 1:02:36 Johnny Guns 1:03:01 Josh Berstein 1:03:23 Lamar (Online Mode) 1:03:51 Lazlo (Online Mode) 1:04:06 Meltdown dude 1:04:16 Southern Ammunition dude 1:04:34 Mimi 1:05:04 Abigail Mather (Girl who killed husband) 1:05:31 Chop (Online Mode) 1:05:45 Clay Simons (Other Biker dude) 1:06:21 Solomon 1:06:49 Chastity 1:07:29 Tao Chang (Online Mode) 1:07:44 Jewel Store Cop 1:08:00 Wei Chang 1:08:16 Wendy 1:08:45 Haircut lady 1:08:56 Magenta (Feminist lady) 1:09:20 Georgina’s Bodyguard 1:09:33 Jimmy (Online Mode) 1:09:50 Mr K 1:10:08 Mrs Thornhill 1:10:31 Di Napoli 1:11:00 Madrazo’s Mistress 1:11:19 Rocco 1:11:39 Thorton Duggan 1:12:00 Rocco Bodyguard 1:12:25 Nikki 1:12:40 Zombie 1:12:55 Paige 1:13:12 Michelle 1:13:28 Ursela

[@MrCoolycool55]

respect

[@darth-severus]

Thank you, was looking for this comment

[@christi2555]

Matto pin that

[@Waffles-sb9fy]

I think its safe to say we were all looking for tracy

[@yonathanraviv1063]

are you ok my dude?

[@gun_violence_gaming]

Steven ogg kinda looks like a gym instructor in a 90s "adult film"

[@ThatOneDumbGuyy]

It's that wicked porno stache he rocks

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

70s

[@gun_violence_gaming]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 fair

[@samfann1768]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Oh and you just know he's got the full, unkempt wild man look going on down there...

[@tylercox1875]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134yeah he does look like a 70s adult film star

[@huzzzer6083]

You should do this with other categories like missions and other stuff in the game. This was hilarious.

[@waldolemmer]

Didn't he do a missions tier list?

[@RealZynexx]

I agree

[@Tatman2TheResQ]

@@waldolemmer Doesn't sound familiar

[@iscrubsoapmctavish9311]

Maybe vehicles? There’s so many though

[@HOTD108_]

In a mission ranking, that Trevor mission at the docks is easily the bottom of F.

[@PresAlexWhit]

21:45 Freudian Slip. Matt WANTS to put Lester in S.

[@ChildEater84874]

Lester rizzed DarkViper up to S tier.

[@yasininn76]

Tbh, Trevor by looks alone, looks like that crazy uncle everyone loves

[@IanRB26]

Missed out the male and female office secretaries. The female secretary is pretty cute imo, plus she can have quite different clothing and hairstyles depending on which office interior you purchase. Also Agatha being the most attractive is 100% correct.

[@jordangage2022]

I agree with you wholeheartedly, however I believe there is one better than Agatha, which is Paige.

[@IronEddie13]

I call her Linda she sis dime piece

[@ferd1572]

@@jordangage2022 Paige is actually really hot!

[@sub-zero5433]

@@jordangage2022 paige is 100% most attractive gta female

[@mattstuff4177]

@@sub-zero5433 minus points just for the toes shoes

[@lobaandrade7172]

“Do girls like blonde hair on guys?” Chris Hemsworth and Brad Pitt would like a word Matt

[@dxrkicey62]

It’s Funny too because having blonde or red hair is way rarer than his colour

[@alexo_pog]

they are not the same blonde as brad though, he means like light blonde on guys

[@JarlBalgruff_]

As a woman, yes I do, don't know about others, but blonde in guys are attractive

[@lobaandrade7172]

@@JarlBalgruff_ “Hi” -a blonde guy

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

Yea but in fairness they are HIGH tier but an average blonde guy? Yea nah

[@cinfdef]

I like how genuinely honest Matto is, he doesn't sugarcoat things except when he's being sarcastic.

[@cannedcan9788]

I think he‘s underselling himself a bit funnily enough, in my opinion he‘s more attractive than he gives himself credit to

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

@@cannedcan9788 definitely good looking dude for sure, not supermodel material by for sure good looking

[@stanlee2738]

Same

[@Vader4499]

@@traceyjacobsen8544Young matto looks really cute

[@richlight]

Trevor of course. His personality makes him beautiful. Once you get past the meth addled mind of a mad man and dig deep down inside. Trevor is loyal, caring , and when his hot dog isn't covered in scabs he is a gentle lover lmao

[@triggerskull]

Many chicks would be drawn to his unhinged nature actually. Plus the man knows pheromones attract more than perfumes lolz

[@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken]

exactly easy S

[@offroxdrxnger05]

Trevor is daddy😈😂

[@chardioic]

Trevor is like the bill hader of GTA, I think many people can be/are attracted to him mainly because of his humor and personality, even if he isn't necessarily the most physically attractive 😅

[@etherealeclipwze]

@@triggerskull real lmao. And the fact that the female-dominated part of the fandom is obsessed with him just proves your point

[@pieemoji6702]

“I’m not gay! I just think Franklin has sexy muscles, and I wouldn’t mind if he dominated me!”

[@SomeAustrianGuy_]

Matt indeed hated Lamar because he was beautiful...

[@SkeleCrafteronYT]

If only matto would get rid of his yee yee ass haircut

[@hectoriul6135]

@@SkeleCrafteronYT that would def get some bitches on his meat!

[@Cookie0927]

@@SkeleCrafteronYT Maybe Tanisha could call his dog ass after she stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.

[@justyes4516]

fr as a woman I can tell that Llamar is a solid A

[@benbrothr]

ong he isn’t a c

[@zCREz]

5:30 Thats what makes M a badass character, despite being a drunken couch potato he still manages to tear shit up given the chance. Not to mention he can knock out trevor with a single punch.

[@TheSultan1470]

Plus, Michael is hot af and not as fat as characters make him out to be. I think he was supposed to be pudgier in the original concept of the game. Plus, his longer hairstyles look fresh.

[@GeweerBeer]

Steven Ogg, Trevor’s actor, is such a good looking dude whenever he’s like done the effort to look nice.

[@Goodbutevilgenius]

Criteria to date Matto: - No neck tattoos - Full head of hair - Bonus 2 points of you are yet to go through the meat grinder. I qualify. Do you?

[@pshekchik]

Don't forget the hypnotising dance abilities

[@patrikmatousek5450]

GTAV actors watching this video: 👁️👄👁️

[@jockeyfield1954]

15:15 i saw this girl, took a look at her haircut, glasses, face, and shirt and she seemed familiar but i don't think i've ever seen her before. after a half hour it suddenly hit me. there's a girl in my class who looks just like this. hair, outfit, glasses, everything

[@katincko]

aint no way

[@theundeadwarden3906]

@@katincko you would be surprised how many ppl look like this my guy, there's like 3 at my school who always dress like that

[@ebadali6606]

She is bryonee from arena wae workshop

[@Antcubi]

Bro got velma in his class

[@Narco27]

Pavel needs to be on a tier of his own, put him in S++++

[@CirqueAlvis]

Kapitan tier

[@Waffles-sb9fy]

@@CirqueAlvis lol i love pavel

[@jennassexdungeon]

W

[@Llamazone-Prime]

Matto is the hottest GTA V character, in my opinion. The beard is easily A-tier material on its own, but the vest and accent make Matto a solid S-tier entry.

[@JediDude23]

He's certainly the most human looking one

[@theundeadwarden3906]

The tank top just secures the s tier anyways

[@Drix7]

Jokes aside if i didn't knew the dude and had to rank him irl based on his appearance, he's a b high. He's nothing crazy but good looking.

[@treydan]

No, S+

[@Zoffee662]

But let's talk about that sexy nose, the perfect nose size

[@filmandfirearms]

22:40 To be fair, that is a pretty accurate depiction of most mechanics

[@elrubiosblackpanther2709]

“She’s a ginger so we need to dock some points there” 😂💀 and I took that personally lol

[@omijbhabha]

Watching someone rate GTA V characters on youtube for 1 and a half hours was not something I thought I would do today

[@connorcook767]

I find it interesting how other people discuss attractiveness. Everyone really has different views!

[@loganwolv3393]

Yeah, like considering age i'd put Bogdan in B because i wouldn't say he looks particularly attractive, but he definently looks confident wich is what like what most girls like.

[@connorcook767]

@@loganwolv3393 100% if you get some self confidence you’re already 90% there

[@OVO-Adolf]

Lamar should be S tier, his nickname is long dick and he’s 6’7, tallest character in gta.

[@Kaledrone]

@@loganwolv3393 Bogdan looks like a chad who doesn't give a crap. I would definitely prefer looking like him over looking like a kpop star or a twilight cast

[@loganwolv3393]

@@Kaledrone Yeah, exactly.

[@youtuberson4077]

"The Contract DLC" Franklin in S tier by far. Dude really came into his own and that confidence and swagger is more attractive than anything else. Not bad looking either (with age). Comparing him to Young Franklin makes the latter more like a B in my book

[@Towniehh]

Trevor Phillips is approaching your exact location rapidly for putting Patricia in C tier Start running

[@exocat4164]

I had a rollercoaster of emotions when he ranked Lester as an S but then corrected himself. LESTER IS THE BESTER

[@doughboywhine]

Mat is just afraid of Trevor. Trevor is the ideal male body and this scares Mat, as he knows there would be no way for him to compete.

[@ItalyTordy]

The real question is: Did I really just spent more than an hour of my time looking at a tanktopped Australian ranking characters from a game of 2013? Yes Did I enjoy it? *YES*

[@Retroist2024]

The real question is: did you turn up to rescue maria or to get me back

[@imjonathan6745]

remember, There are groups of people who pay for porn...

[@sawyr2765]

"Funnily enough, I'm not gay." Darkviperau 2022

[@DAethrys]

I got 10 minutes or so into this and realized it was an hour long and re-evaluated my life choices.

[@yeeaaa]

0:08 GOD DAMNIT NOOOO

[@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf]

He doesn't have to be bi or gay for you to do what we are both thinking

[@GeoToni13]

I'm disappointed that Pavel and Vincent weren't higher. I'd definitely love to see more vids like this. Maybe you could rank your viewers characters one day? 🤣

[@HazewinDog]

man online characters all look the same though, hate it. also can't change height, build, etc...

[@TaxEvasionUS]

I would've put Pavel lower to be honest

[@christi2555]

I would put Pavel as the most attractive character.

[@1Chasg]

You are doing personality not looks.

[@vitore.1111]

@@christi2555 yeah, pavel help me get so much money, he is the goat

[@RickyPWiiSports]

Everybody knows that Trevor is the most attractive GTA V character and yes he's more attractive than Steve

[@IHNsonny]

Lester is a Greek god

[@KratosisGod]

Tbf if you give him the mullet hairstyle and handlebar mustache basically his prologue look he would move to a C.

[@piwo23200]

Chop always Will be my love

[@stoopidapples1596]

Trevor is a WHAT?!

[@jennassexdungeon]

BASED + W + I AGREE

[@sparkist95]

Matt: *puts Agatha Baker top 1* TheQuartering: "Oh he's simping for Agatha Baker!"

[@Jayden-we2on]

Lol yep he must have gotten an call from her

[@phrodendekia]

Have you seen the secretary? I guess it wasnt on the list or I missed her

[@Jayden-we2on]

@@phrodendekia I will wait

[@j.ceasar]

I remember that drama, funniest shout out ever🤣

[@theundeadwarden3906]

I mean would you not look at her

[@gpheonix1]

kind of surprised the cover girl isn't included. i feel like shes such an icon that she deserved to be included as a character. You constantly see her in the load screen. She screams hot los santos.

[@frtzkng]

Rumors say that girl is either a younger Juliette or some random NPC in the game which hasn't got a name so far

[@grass3523]

It's kinda hard comparing okay looking 3d models to a 2d artwork

[@ThomasSharp-m9v]

Amanda not being S Tier is crazy

[@Tom-qb1rj]

Now we know why he didn’t do the mission to stop mrs baker calling, for so long

[@NeedForSpeed.2004]

To an extent, Chef’s head almost looks like a gearshift knob. Particularly I think of the one from the transmission used for the gen 5 Dodge Viper and manual Hellcat.

[@SlenderGray59]

car guys trying to make it as obvious as humanly possible that they are car guys:

[@harrycolonicjr.2397]

Bruh 🤣🤣

[@TheSultan1470]

HAHAHAHAHAH WTF

[@WeebBountyHunter]

His head looks more like a head gasket of the Pontiac fire bird

[@manicdakid888]

How about a vehicle tier list based on design and appearance, that would be pretty sweet.

[@matthewlacey4198]

Add an extra tier for "Online Vehicles with a Boost Button"

[@lucagimrom4787]

aren't there more cars than characters?

[@generalginger7804]

Boring

[@_wanted_outlaw3007]

@@generalginger7804 *makes Rockstar billions of dollars yet boring.

[@generalginger7804]

@@_wanted_outlaw3007 How about a vehicle tier list based on design and appearance, that would be pretty sweet. --this is boring

[@RikSims]

I am here because of the guy from reddit that is getting flamed for this video being on his recommendations

[@EggsBenedict1]

Same!

[@spartanc173]

Same!

[@CheeseNinja]

i feel he did Gerald dirty, he looks so much better than the others of the category, Georgina also deserves higher

[@Yougotcaged102]

Matt is literally the only person on the planet who take a list like this seriously and I fucking love it

[@Tomemos1Jager]

Agatha is the supreme S She's so perfect Pavel looks like Adam from Viva La Dirt League Nikki's model had another name in Online and she has a male voice xD

[@Tomemos1Jager]

@@tommyvercetti891 I like them 100% pure bavarian phenotype. You're italian so I guess that's why you prefer Molly xd

[@nevyanplamenov5409]

Holy shit, when i met Nikki for the first time in the strip club and she spoke with a male voice, i thought it was some transgender stuff lol, never got a private dance from her because of that

[@Tomemos1Jager]

@@nevyanplamenov5409 same xd

[@deeznutz9858]

7:57 was one of the most beautiful and funniest references I've seen all year long. It's just perfect.

[@Kira-pv4xq]

27:30 He came back like 100 years later from 1911 and he was a hunter during the last days of the american frontier, and he met John Marston.

[@lockkeylive]

"Trying not to judge him poorly for having a job that is considered somewhat low status in society" Says the videogame speedrunner

[@dav2mai]

Now we just need a _Smash or Pass_ where Matto uses less than 10 different words including "Smash" and "Pass" through the video

[@imeryakwut6437]

All these calls from Agatha are taking a toll on Matt.

[@Slavtron]

The S for Lester is by far the funniest part in the video

[@rozallica]

Michael??? the dilfest dilf??? YOU IGNORED HIS ATTRACTIVENESS, SHOULD HAVE BEEN A. AT L E A S T

[@YukiBotenmori]

Thank you matto, THIS is exactly what i needed to get through my day.

[@larsvoogt1705]

Now we want a smash and pass of every one

[@glorytoarstotzka330]

make a follow-up with "who is the best gta v character" or smth like that. rating what do you think of them as a person, what do you think of them as significance to the story, etc.

[@nikonordman7624]

Agatha is definitely up there as the nicest person too

[@regularbloke2117]

Cletus is an instant S tier

[@tonynasaofficial]

@@regularbloke2117 ney Cletus supports domestic abuse

[@leonmeekel5486]

9:59 i like to point out that literally while he is saying this, he has 2 little pieces of hair going in a slightly different direction

[@funtimefreddy4204]

1:10:32 The way you said out of nowhere just had me laugh so hard

[@conangaming2156]

Trevor does have a pretty good physique for someone in his position, he was probably a fair bit better in the past, especially seeing his military background.

[@NorthTexasNewYork]

I mean... He's malnourished?

[@ILokay]

Agatha deserved S Tier. I like the way R* wrote her nature in GTA Online.

[@nikonordman7624]

Don't we all:)

[@sarosh2020]

What would you guys assume her age to be? i don't know but I've always assumed Agatha's age to be around Franklin's in Online as he's 33 in 2021 and is a few after the Casino update. Based on her appearance I would say she's in her late 20's to early 30's, but I feel like I'm quite bad at guessing ages so would be interested in hearing what you two think as she still looks quite youthful to me.

[@ILokay]

@@sarosh2020 yep, I think she is 27-30

[@sarosh2020]

@@ILokay Ait thanks, I just got so confused by all the Matto prefers cougars comments hahah even though I'm aware of the cougar meme, because I interpreted her as being much younger. Agree with you on how her characterization was presented, would love to see her in possibly GTA 6 if that ever comes out or a future update based around a business setting due to her occupation, maybe in the possible Michael update coming out with her managing the movie business or something? English Dave eventually returned so would be cool to see her too. Would also give incompetent and slimy Rockstar the opportunity to credit her actor this time, as her and several others still haven't been credited such as Tom Connors' actor either.

[@milky677avocado2]

This is the most objectively correct tier list I have ever seen

[@VramanNoodles]

Trevor is so wrong though, I still can’t get over it. He should at least be D. I mean come on he put a god damn zombie higher than Trevor.

[@izabellafekete8766]

at least in my opinion it’s the lady on the screen when you’re first loading up gta5

[@randomguy2076]

Franklin would be an S if it wasn’t for his yee yee ass haircut

[@Alien_2885]

Alright I guess this just leaves one last thing left, a tier list of every single ped model created in the entire game of Grand Theft Auto. Will Matto have the determination to accept such a challenge?

[@ocksie]

now this is the DarkViperAU content I was waiting for

[@obamid39]

39:36 Someone in the chat said Maude needs two sections 💀

[@frogueThief]

You always have the best background music

[@jackdavenport5011]

5:46 shoutout to that one girl who said "MICHAEL IS A DILF IM FEMALE I KNOW" and also simped for Trevor

[@meltedMini]

The janitor is made up of a singular polygon so 100% f tier

[@valdish9620]

I was ready to unsubscribe if you put Agatha in a tier below S, I'm glad to see you have good taste.

[@alexo_pog]

i love how he has to justify putting his character in S online player characters when made well are straight up all S, their face models are just really attractive with little imperfections, with good hairstyle choices and a wide collection of clothes

[@MCTogs]

Funny how you mention online characters, a lot of online players find most of them ugly and I'd have to agree. Now if we at least had beards, that'd be a different story.

[@alexo_pog]

@@MCTogs the gta characters are just bad overall, but like, the online ones in comparison to the ingame ones just look very good what people say about them that there is like only short hair (because they couldnt animate it and it has to be only non-moving hairstyle, same body type, same model)

[@YoungBasedChefBeezy]

@@alexo_pog MOST of the online characters suck, but SOME are okay

[@Nanonea]

I looked up a video about how to make mines look good so my character is above average attractive 😂 I don't even wear mask

[@lylahsworld3930]

I really like the look of my GTA online character, I wish I looked like him.

[@thecanadiandefender1451]

Honestly my boy Gerald got done dirty. Down in D tier below some real creatures, he's not even bad looking. He's got a good style, good face model, and the drip, he's just a little on the larger side (and he's not even huge like someone like Maude)

[@bleakwinds6400]

The tennis pro looks like his partner would cheat on him with a bee

[@hamis5793]

12:17 yes walking in front of a running airplane engine is very smart and definetly nothing bad will happen

[@AlexandeRSciswoR]

Even smart people can make bad decisions when they feel in danger. (Yes, I know it's a reference joke, but still.)

[@GigaChadziIIa]

HOW DARE YOU!? Nigel and ms. Thornhill aren't husband and wife! Nigel said in one his side missions, that she's not his wife and she even has somewhere her family! Edit: even Sentinel_2294 in your chat knows it

[@smb-c3po]

You ranked my mom first at B tier and you ranked my dad at C tier. Uncle Trevor ranked at F tier and my brother at F tier. Toy ranked Uncle Lester atF tier and my sister at A tier. The lady who cut my hair last week looked exactly like Trevor's mom.

[@ZyliceLiddell]

5:53 “What’s gone wrong is Trevor.” 😆👌

[@6piecechickenmcnuggets23]

I don’t know what’s worst. A. The fact that Matto made a video where he seriously considers the sexy-ness of Lester from GTA V. B. The fact the video is over a hour long. C. I watched the entire thing.

[@generichuman2044]

My boy Brad has been done dirty. He rocks that blonde hair. Definitely A tier

[@snichelll4850]

Judging by chats, mine and my girlfriends opinion matto has a warped scale of attractiveness

[@Hitoshuratdn]

It's almost like people have different standards of attractive.

[@snichelll4850]

@@Hitoshuratdn that’s why I said ‘judging by chats, mine and my girlfriends opinion’

[@37racso]

@@snichelll4850 you also said he had a warped scale, implying that there is only one standard of attractiveness and Matt’s was somehow wrong and yours was right.

[@snichelll4850]

@@37racso I also said judging by chat myself and my gf. Which obviously implies I am using myself, chat and my gf as a consensus. Idk why you lot are so quick to argue lmao jus read it

[@37racso]

@@snichelll4850 I don't know man, it just read like that to me. I get what you mean though, I also didn't agree with him at times. Like saying - takes care of himself = attractive is a weird metric.

[@officialconch]

“Ravaged by time” 😂 I can’t-

[@JohnnyHikesSW]

As a gay who likes older guys Michael is absolutely S tier, he was so hot that I literally got mad when his family came back because I wanted to ship myself with him

[@realracer0353]

I think it's really interesting that I would do it entirely different, but everyone would have a largely different tier list I think, taste is personal and should not be argued about, everyone has different taste

[@DaftFader]

All this time and the reason Matto was being mean to Agatha was his secret crush on her! Somebody call TMZ... :O

[@sub-zero5433]

lol facts

[@TrueNargin]

This was pretty interesting to listen to. I think I'd put a good chunk of these characters higher up the list but if we removed the tiers - relative to each other they're about how I would rank them. A few characters I feel deserve better like English Dave or Gerald and Tracey's not an S for me plus the strippers I'd put slightly lower too but I was surprised cause the more I thought about your rankings the more I actually agreed.

[@goofyahhgamer35productions39]

“FIB?! Do I look Homosexual?” “Does it look like I care about the size of your johnson?” Greatest lines from Agent ULP.

[@RaiderCat12]

I love how he put his Online character on S tier, mine looks like a decaying, although elegant, blind crackhead with a huge red sun painted on his right eye

[@ghostplasma5590]

I hope you will do a tier list based on character in the game. I would really love that. Like how interesting of a character they are.

[@martakoakowska9872]

Or how good of a lover they would make XDDDDD Including the lesser known characters that don’t have a lot of official lore going for them lol