Who's The Worst

[@oxcyde2717]

As soon as Bob talked about his incoming 3D printer, I was already imagining a scene where two guys are having a hard time bringing it into his house.

[@daemonprinceazriel9113]

In next weeks episode....

[@Lyndelle_4010]

Upcoming episode: Bob's Printer

[@denzterwastaken]

@@Lyndelle_4010 OMG LOL 😂🤣

[@riskthemarine1020]

same here😂😂immediately what I thought lol

[@gault6546]

the delivery person: "hmm.. this fridge is in the way. NO IT'S NOT!! LETS GOOOO!!" *smashes through bob's fridge*

[@venvanman]

baldemort not saying "with your hosts: Mark, Bob, and Wade" threw me off completely

[@vidsboutstuff4127]

Same

[@FeIunky]

bro i jumped

[@morganus1360]

Hope it's just this episode

[@oxcyde2717]

Same. I usually mouth along on his intro.

[@Tsuchigomori-sensei]

I was waiting to say the words and name and I was weird when it didn't come.

[@EmeraldShine13]

*Mark:* You're vacationing at an isolated beach cabin *Bob:* So there's a _lifeguard tower-_

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Safety first.

[@Anonymous-73]

Well there should be

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

k?

[@phoenixmastm]

Bob: "Im imagining a tall, hot Mark." Wade: "WITH BOOBS!" My brain: "Go on......."

[@emilygordbort7300]

I wonder if Wade was thinking about the ship of theseus

[@pootis9917]

@@emilygordbort7300 and he turned around...

[@Lil_Yuri]

Physically, the perfect human

[@cjbenny0123]

There is no better episode for animations than this one: Wade dropping a lifeboat on an unsuspecting family, Bob (aka Two Toes Johnny) is smacking the bejesus out of some random car with a baseball bat. Also Bob laughing maniacally after hitting and killing some random dude

[@dropkickpherby6994]

Also Bob's "what??? I'll come look at it" to no one.

[@cjbenny0123]

​@@dropkickpherby6994 A part of me imagines Bob and Wade existing in the same scenario, and as Bob is "looking" at his lifeboat, Wade is purposefully tossing a family just a few feet away

[@dropkickpherby6994]

@@cjbenny0123 that, would actually work Tremendously!

[@anabominationagainstman3597]

And Bob forcing his own father to kill himself after he suffered a minor cold

[@monarchminnie5827]

Wade just sitting there as his niece and daughter drown, raising his cup at them as they go under.

[@schwarz8614]

People are not appreciating Wade enough. This episode shows how funny he is.

[@cougar2k720]

I am already convinced by the Kmart epsiode, lol.

[@EddheadAce]

His lacking probity is astounding here.

[@angeluss28]

"Im unloading the fu... car" that made laugh so loud. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ginnungagap9793]

Schwarz, do you happen to be a child; and perhaps are you a human being of relatively small stature? In other words, can your nickname plausibly be Schwarzchild Radius? Edit: spelling

[@overkall1691]

meh. He was a lot funnier in a lot of other episodes.

[@sparktaylor8489]

Imagine "Bob you picked the 1 point case". Bob: "and then I get mad and shoot everyone and take the million point case"

[@gamblering_]

The game of morals or no morals was quite entertaining, especially when it came to wade's choices. Bob's choice with the hospital question was also very funny

[@lucapaltrinieri5419]

I would never want to be his relative

[@HabitualThinker]

@@lucapaltrinieri5419 “Hey nephew I broke my hand-“ “Do it, take the revolver.”

[@GalacticAlpaca]

Two-toes Johnny is Bob’s prisonsona. Mark has Yancy and Ethan has Heapass. Now we need to know Wade’s prisonsona

[@2dcreative94]

WUG (but prison)

[@duhvhennt]

@@2dcreative94 Prison Wug

[@Vermouth_19]

Elmo and Wug

[@TheRedwater357]

Wug was jaywalking!

[@AshuSharma0413]

He has, its TOBYYYYYYYY

[@aliyasexception]

this episode was fucking hilarious and chaotic from start to finish. the deal or no deal format was awesome and wade and bob getting more and more immoral with each scenario sent me. bob’s misunderstanding of the health insurance scenario was the best part

[@gault6546]

i love these episodes where the host just tips the formula. whether it's wade's secret words, this one, or the bobs and the bees.

[@chloe-xo3ly]

its somehow so entertaining, i genuinely love the tipping of format

[@FierceGalactaKnight]

Now they've all had an episode like that

[@sinbadwilliams7186]

Thank you so much for making me laugh as hard as you did last week. My week was hard and stressful but you 3 just made it all the better.

[@anastaskalitskaya8089]

As a European listener, I appreciate greatly that the podcast is posted on Monday morning, so I can listen to it while getting ready

[@lilacsky2762]

Same here in the US but it's at midnight so I listen to it in the morning while I'm cleaning at work

[@ObscureSwan]

When Bob was doing the set up in the hospital with all the people around the bed, I thought it was going to turn into the entire family putting their hands on the pillow that is over the father's face.

[@kaitlyndunlap8041]

I didn’t even realize Bob messed up the life insurance prompt and I lost it when Mark pointed out he wasn’t even supposed to be dying 😂 Also the ending killed me, it was perfect, another great episode from you guys 👍

[@tinatope1485]

But Mark did say that his health was declining and that he was hospitalized. It does sound like he is coming to the the end.

[@ashleyw1278]

I'm more thrown off by the fact that his dad killing himself voids out the insurance policy bc of the whole suicide thing

[@askewopal]

@@tinatope1485 I said the same thing, it's an easy misunderstanding

[@griffinmurphy313]

14:10 “that’s probably 50 times the points you have” Your damn right bob 😂

[@CaLypSO4456]

I love how Mark says “click click!” every time he opens a case 😄

[@h2dfives799]

Whatchu talkin bout? All I heard was the sound of a legit briefcase opening.

[@dakotatypo2805]

Bob's way of cheating for a spot on a lifeboat and how he laughs when he realizes he's hit and killed a guy are my favorite parts of the episode. Edit: And Two Toes Johnny. I forgot about Two Toes Johnny.

[@serendipitous4415]

How dare you forget two toes johnny. He is love, he is life

[@bluelfsuma]

"What if you want to 3D print a cheeseburger?" "[No,] but that could happen in the future." *You're telling me that GIGA-NERD MARK doesn't know about 3D printed food?*

[@missachua]

Is it any good tho?

[@thefinalgirl6907]

@@missachua I'd assume it's holographic meatloaf quality

[@bluelfsuma]

@@missachua From what I've heard, it was good. Basically indistinguishable from normal food, except the weird shapes. Haven't tried it myself, though, and it's been a few years since I looked into that stuff, so take that with a grain of salt.

[@mrsplays9817]

@@bluelfsuma A 3D-printed grain of salt?

[@dantepadilla1742]

@@thefinalgirl6907 SPONGEBOB REFERENCE :D

[@papajcina]

I've been listening back to 3 Peens in a Pod and everytime 3D printing is mentioned Wade mentions 3D printing a cheeseburger and I'm surprised at how actually consistent he is with that

[@SatoKure]

The Wade hungers

[@9elypses]

18:40 Wade that response took me out so hard I fell while stirring spaghetti 🤣🤣💀💀

[@superdamanx2680]

When Bob started talking about his dad being on his deathbed. I was in a situation not too long ago. I don’t know why but when I hear this I just think of good memories. I love distractible I love everything they do. The only difference between the part where Bob gave him the gun was, he had a heart problem. He died three days later after being put in the hospital. This just brings back the best memories, so thank you distractible I’m grateful I was able to remember them again

[@ScarletCandlelight]

Love this style lol. *"Did you just Pop it in Reverse?"* I need merch of 2 toes Johnny

[@joelrobinson5457]

Just buying his other toes

[@randomauthor768]

I just arrived from the airport and had not slept for 2 days. But Distractible really does distract you from everything. Good video guys

[@Getinaghost]

I’m currently stranded in the airport and have been for the last 12 hours so yes! I really needed this as a distraction.

[@4717-b7j]

Have a good rest sounds well needed.

[@Gari-Kun]

Have a nice rest

[@venvanman]

@@Getinaghost hope it's resolved by now

[@dropkickpherby6994]

48:09 might be my favorite Bob character ever. Like if Mark makes another Heist/Space type thing...I wanna see Two Toes in the Canon!

[@theoriginalWolfBound]

I've been searching for this timestamp forver!!!! Thank you🤣 two toes johnny been stuck in my head all day

[@duhvhennt]

Next Weeks episode of Distractible, the tremendous trio that talks through time will talk about, Bob's 3D printer

[@CarkerVT]

Wait bobs got a 3d printer?

[@vee_draws_stuff5300]

@@CarkerVT bob mentioned it at the beginning of the episode haha

[@worsethanyouthink]

is this the first time baldemort hasn't said "with your hosts: Mark, Bob, and Wade"?

[@-Big_Big]

also no ads? or am i sleep deprived so much i did not catch those

[@marsayde1237]

@@-Big_Big They don’t always put the ads on the KZbin videos

[@Sicanda]

Looks like he ran out of adjectives for the alliterations. :( I believe no one has dreaded this day more than he. But he's still the best!

[@wieldylattice3015]

Quickly!!! We must restore the adjectival alliterations!!! Moaning Mark, burrowing Bob, and wanted Wade! Mourning Mark, broken Bob, and wistful Wade! Mechanized Mark, busted Bob, and warmonger Wade!

[@RepstarVixen]

@@wieldylattice3015 burrowing and wistful have already been used unfortunatly

[@GodfatherGoomba]

Gotta love that each host now has their own mini game episode.

[@ridgelineenjoyer1517]

which one is bobs? is it the last episode?

[@GodfatherGoomba]

@@ridgelineenjoyer1517 basically yeah. Rather than them just talking about a topic they have all each made a sort of mini game out of an episode to determine a winner.

[@goombatroopa5110]

For anyone confused Wade: wades secret words + don’t laugh Bob: the bobs and the bees Mark: who’s the worst

[@GodfatherGoomba]

@@goombatroopa5110 this comment was made before don’t laugh so they each had one and I thought that was the plan but it seems they just had a whole game show streak for a bit.

[@yuukimakoto1386]

"Bob stripes the men, and wade finishes off the woman and children" I don't want to listen anymore

[@OmegaChimera]

No, you fool! Didn't you hear what Mark said; You should listen harder!~

[@yuukimakoto1386]

@@OmegaChimera I listen soo hard, sooooooo hard that I won the giveaway and got a dollar signed by Mark himself telling me "good job"

[@jaspertyler4557]

yeah bob killed his dad and wade dropped a life boat on women and children.

[@yuukimakoto1386]

@@jaspertyler4557 I thought he was gonna shoot his dad but of course Bob can't be predictable, he gave him the gun to kill himself.. And that gave me a great idea

[@wieldylattice3015]

You’re forgetting that Wade started the mafia and got his son involved with no way out

[@tzzmd1998]

Narrator "prepare to be distracted" Me (driving) "I love being distracted!"

[@starfishthrower486]

You've been hit by 👏👏 You've been struck by 👏 Truck *OW*

[@serendipitous4415]

I haven't fuckin slept all night. Just had a coffee, im listening to this podcast and im ready to start my day

[@robbieshaw1629]

Two toes Johny sounds like a character that should be in one of Mark's youtube choice films.

[@javabean4383]

The first story reminds me of when my ex told my "friend" that he was planning to break up with me- about a week before doing so. My friend kept quiet and accidentally let it slip that they knew when they were supposed to be comforting me. They played the victim when I called them out on it and made me feel like I was crazy for expecting them to tell me something so important. I'm glad that you guys all think it's best to tell your friend something like that, gives me a little more hope for humanity

[@leonhard6327]

Oh no, the 3D printer is going to hit the water pipe and flood the garden :')

[@dylanand75]

I’m especially confused about how Bob, a former law student, forgot that most insurance policies have suicide clauses that void the policy I figured that was pretty basic contract law

[@conflictbrooks]

I mean, he also heard Mark explicitly say that the hypothetical dad was in the hospital, and then proceeded to come up with a story in which he was in-house _and_ in which he was deathly ill, so it's not that crazy to assume he knew about that detail and just discarded it the same way he discarded most of the prompt XD

[@cougar2k720]

Did Bob finished his law degree?

[@dylanand75]

@@conflictbrooks You know what, fair enough XD

[@haleythecross-eyedtatterto8461]

@@cougar2k720 I thought they did

[@tarrencepenitani2453]

I swear, with each episode, the guys lose just slowly lose their sanity and focus on the topic at hand

[@Gladuos1]

"His health has been declining and he's been hospitalized." "I didn't say he was dying!?" YO WTF DO YOU THINK THAT SOUNDS LIKE, MARK? LMAO That's on you!

[@dakotatypo2805]

That's actually a good point. I thought I was stupid because I was thinking the same way Bob was.

[@jacobkrakowski]

I mean to me that sounds like he's old and in the hospital. Mark never said the man was terminally ill.

[@kidagirl99]

I've heard nothing and I won't listen to this until I have my long work drive on Wednesday, but by god I know this shall be good.

[@juni6926]

You’re going to love this one.

[@_lil_lil]

Bob might be one of my favorite people I've never actually met after this episode.

[@Velvet-Veil]

This is the greatest podcast ever

[@veebeelights]

Two-Toes Johnny would make an excellent animation, it had me

[@BriDaJedi]

Omg this needs a part 2. I usually listen to these on my Monday commute. I'm crying listening to it. So friggin funny

[@darrianweathington1923]

This quickly turned into, who can escalate to murder faster: the game

[@Chew_bacca1138]

there needs to be a sequel of this one. I haven't laughed this hard since Bob's Fridge.

[@DeosDrawingAsylum]

Wade omg, HE ACTUALLY got the 1 point case xD omg hes a genius

[@Joker-xv6rv]

I like on how wade's like: "Well I finish unloading the fucking Car"

[@miskov.4553]

So far my most favorite episode so far. Both wade and Bob came up with the funniest solutions and the theme in this one was unique

[@hjhurdlow]

When I get here 45 seconds after its been posted and there is only 1 current view I know I'm early.

[@securitybreachalert3464]

yep gotta love it 👍

[@ashenshield1712]

How rare

[@SupSammyy]

That's another way of saying "First"

[@borbleborb4586]

I got here 41 minutes late ;-;

[@benjithecorgi9319]

Came for the podcast, left with a game show. I love it.

[@purplereaper6771]

Distractible makes mondays just *that* much better.

[@rbreachgamer54]

"what no le- i'll come look at it" bro bob is ruthless and i love it

[@svoidsofinfinitechaos9367]

I love that they embraced a game show style these past few episodes. I couldn’t stop laughing at Wade dropping the lifeboat on the family.

[@harrisong3386]

We know that Bob will be 3D printing Herms of the 3 of them 🤣

[@wieldylattice3015]

*YOU JUST GOT HERMED*

[@matthewloredo3665]

Honestly it's even more funny when you re-listen to this and know that Wade's case was only one point.

[@JessicaTayB]

Bob: makes an elaborate story with imaginary props about how he would be the hero and save both the girls instead of just one Wade: “Maybe they’ll think before they go swimming next time”

[@literallykey3298]

Can't wait to hear bob cursing at his printer when he first encounters a clogged nozzle

[@wieldylattice3015]

Surely it’ll fit! *proceeds to break bob’s entire house again*

[@askewopal]

"his health is declining and he has been hospitalized" can definitely be interpreted as dying. Easy misunderstanding.

[@joannaolsen8894]

Oh my god, Bob being so excited about the 3D printer made my entire day. Thanks for being adorable, Bob :)

[@DehydratedRaccoon]

It's 2:52 am when I'm posting this, I should definitely be sleeping right now. The Distractible Podcast™ gives me something to look forward to on Monday mornings when I wake up.

[@shotgun3248]

Same

[@jaydenduncan1860]

same

[@dugoo3405]

Same but 2 hours later it’s 2:57 for me

[@ryantalley5284]

How the fuck did you manage to put the time without it becoming a timestamp

[@dugoo3405]

@@ryantalley5284 I think because he put am lol, Let me try it 2:51 2:51 am

[@pablonarcoboy185]

Now, I can go to sleep with this playing in the background

[@TheRaineWitch-old-channel]

Bruh I about passed out from laughter 😂

[@kakarikokage2514]

This was a fun concept. It's great they're having fun with their turns.

[@MarktheCrawler]

Petition for Two Toes Johnny to be in the next "with markiplier"

[@lorenzoquiros8228]

The is the most chillest Podcast ever

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

This episode is just Wade going "What's the worst thing I WOULD do?" And Bob going "What's the worst thing I COULD do?"

[@LuckyStone888]

After listening to the podcast the ending was perfection. Every one is pure gold.

[@postpenultimate5777]

This episode was stitches all the way through I love these boys keep them up

[@drugskreening]

My favorite episode to date, props to Mark for the great hosting, and even more props to Wade for being an inspiration for us all.

[@Scarlyt41]

I have a box of tissues and i'm also excited... Wade got the best quick saying. Love you guys soo much wish had friends like you i never get bored.

[@thickandfuzzyblanket]

I'm currently on a raod trip with my family for the first time for awhile and I have anxiety we just got stuck in traffic because of a crash and I'm panicking quite a bit and remembered this podcast I already feel better

[@vidsboutstuff4127]

Perfect podcast while cycling and/or doing assignments

[@dragontamer1304]

First time listening to the podcast even though I was told to do it multiple times already. I listen to this while writing stories now

[@AzureJoems]

Bob, Wade. Its time. You know what to do

[@chasevanderheede9264]

Thanks for making me break down laughing... i started listening to destractible today and didnt even realize this was a new one 🤣

[@marsayde1237]

I can’t wait for the next episode, Bob’s 3D Printer.

[@worstwordmonger]

The Banker on Deal or No Deal literally just calculates the average of the remaining cases for his offers

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Is that really all he does? I assumed it started there and then he raises or lowers bases on how the player's apparent confidence.

[@TJtheINsomNiac]

Thanks guys! I love this podcast *playing subnautica below zero and listening to Distractible* Maybe bring Sean on some time

[@Tytoalba777]

There's something about the endings, the point counting section, that is so satisfying. The swirl of emotions is so great.

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

I like how they’re breaking up the formula and destructing me in game show way

[@Jake-om1rw]

2 toes jonney killed me 😂😂

[@AugmentedGravity]

«Bob’s 3D printer» when

[@irelandcook8298]

I cackled with Bob's answer to the hospital question. He really tried to be noble but it very badly backfired 😂😂😂😂

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

CANNOT believe that ending with the case numbers. Mark couldn't have scripted this better if he tried.

[@arthurcarnegie9144]

That ending was so funny, I laughed so hard. God, I love Distractible!

[@dragoncatallini6475]

Wade: How close is this friend? Like a best friend or like "you guys" friend?

[@marthmallow7420]

aw

[@starfishthrower486]

Daw

[@randomish4285]

This is one of their podcasts where i laughed so much, great format Mark

[@crispycrunch9971]

I love imagining the guys just sitting around a table irl and just waiting patiently for Baldemort to finish the intro bits!

[@katninja321]

I wish these went on for like 6 hours and I could just enjoy it through my week

[@idwolfshow1727]

You guys are hilarious! 🤣 Love this premise!

[@LeeaGalaxies]

" No no. He's dying."

[@amandah7239]

Best win of all the episodes I've watched so far..that was epic! 🤣

[@Topaz-1119]

This is the only time I look forward to mondays

[@4Curses]

Bob wrestled defeat from the jaws of victory xD

[@whittles6326]

Two Toes Johnny needs to be a character for Bob 😂😂 Please Bob!!!!

[@jajssblue]

Congrats on joining the 3D print world! It's super fun!

[@sakuracat9468]

Every episode exceeds my expectations!

[@praisethesun5800]

I love how bob really tells a story

[@spoopythedoopy8411]

It makes me unreasonably upset that Mark never actually explained how the goal is to be immoral in the beginning

[@cynsynth]

"well i have a box of tissues and i'm also excited" thank you wade for the out of context quote, however intentional it may or may not be

[@TogbusPrime]

I like the set up, but my favorite thing here is Deal or No Deal's premise only works in a player vs banker situation. In PvP the only thing that matters is the last case you have and the last one your opponent has, that's it. It's especially amusing since it's not even money, so you just want a bigger number than your opponent at the end, doesn't matter if you have 1 more point or thousands. Great ep all around either way, though :B