Who Teases Noob Saibot the Best? (Relationship Clan Banter Intro Dialogues) MK 11

[@nev6086]

Subtitles in the first seconds: beyond beyond beyond beyond be happier be hard be hard be hard

[@ChengTeoh]

LOL, google translate in action is just a beautiful sight to behold. It will be missed once the machines learn to be 100% accurate or at least close to it. XD

[@nev6086]

Cheng Teoh it just made my day

[@jalenikezeue4114]

Nivedha S. Krishnaraj What is the Difference between a Thug and a Thief

[@nev6086]

Jalen Ikezeue a thief takes your stuff, a thug takes you down. You can be a thug and a thief

[@حنانالشهراني-د3ه]

Nivedha S. Krishnaraj XD

[@losyle]

Noob: "I was killed unjustly" Raiden: "For that, Scorpion lost my trust" Noob: "That is not justice" My dude Noob got a point right there

[@ChengTeoh]

raiden, the source of many problems. XD

[@losyle]

Cheng Teoh he sure is 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@mihailiancu7680]

Raiden: "...let me consult with the elder gods.." :d

[@byronmurphy9996]

@@losyle well he had knowledge that bi han murdered his family so scorpion got revenge he didn't know it was quan chi and u can't blame scorpion for that

[@jordanthomas7798]

Tired Person it was Quan Chi not Bi Han

[@MappyTheSquire]

"Name one realm you control." D E S T R O Y E D

[@LadyCoyKoi]

That should've counted as a Flawless Victory Brutality.

[@Slvdrtube]

That was a criticar hit...

[@JosephFlores-yn4yi]

Hey look we have the "same" profile picture

[@thefoxygamer1536]

*DESTRUCTION 100*

[@jefferyjr.939]

Sharp tongue for a dead man

[@wathson]

Noob's vocabulary: Death, Bi-Han, Death, Shadow, Death, Darkness, Evil...did I mention "Death"?

[@alexbattlechief9155]

And roast

[@qwertymanova2652]

Yup

[@Swiftey596]

And also soul

[@ExpandedEye-zj4ht]

Kuai liang

[@Johny40Se7en]

The darkness needs no vocabulary... Bi-Han =P

[@erielmartin8130]

When you make fun of the edgy emo kid and see him after 20 years.

[@tarnishedpose]

*DarKneSs Is mY fRieNd*

[@Devin_Smile]

Emo kids don’t last 20 years

[@rekkasketch4659]

@@Devin_Smile 🤣🤣🤣

[@Flinstone_Edible]

Thought this would be a school shooting joke

[@301rjay___2]

Devin Casnave lmao 😂

[@potatoman5498]

quick summary: Noob: I was the first sub-zero! Literally everyone: No one liked you. Noob: *WhAt Do YoU mEaN*

[@zuunk8918]

thank you for saving 17:35 of my life

[@potatoman5498]

Thot Patrol Agent 69 lmao no problem

[@younghentaii1772]

Flaming X tbh bi Han was a better sub zero he did insane things when he was alive, he took out armies by himself, no one wanted to fight him... then he got soft over the years because of smoke and his brother

[@kingh.2029]

Slimink0113 noob has better roast on every one else

[@georgiadog0077]

@@younghentaii1772 he lacked honor and wisdom, something sub zero perfects

[@notrowleyjefferson1951]

Bi Han: Everyone talks about how the “other guy” is superior to me! Kung Lao: First time?

[@Pokemon_Doge]

Fujin: join the club

[@destianpatrianagara1119]

It would be awesome to see the sidekicks create a faction to turn against the heroes

[@ascendancy4900]

Noob Saibot would kill Sub-Zero without Sub's plot armor tbh

[@nerfedby50percent2]

"why do people say kuai liang is better than me??? i just said i was a decent cyromancer when i was alive" "so now you know what it's like to be the Luigi for the Mario."

[@oblivious6774]

Bi Han > Kuai Liang

[@lyn4007]

“ A w , h e l l n o “

[@spongeking2348]

U sounds like nails on chalkboard

[@aidendefrost8588]

@@spongeking2348 it will be the last thing you'll hear

[@damndaniel7618]

@@aidendefrost8588 A W, H E L L N A W E

[@enjoyingrook450]

SOMEBODY IS ME you guys are epic😂👏🏽

[@damndaniel7618]

@@enjoyingrook450 LOL

[@satanisacomputer4215]

"The darkness is my friend" "How's that denial working out for ya?" *bruh*

[@Xannyphantom905]

that wasn't even bad. noob is a damn ninja, ghost, demon, thing. loneliness is not something his mind can comprehend

[@thugravity]

this comment reminds of that one song

[@HallowHolic]

What character is ur pfp??

[@rager5600]

Hello darkness my old friend...

[@Flinstone_Edible]

@@Xannyphantom905 inb4 people reply to you with "r/woosh

[@TheOnirayju]

I love how everyone calls him by his real name, like he's that one emo kid who wants to be called archangel or something and he's just called steven

[@cheesybeans9476]

It's cause he doesn't really have a nick name... noob saibot isn't what he calls himself

[@SkyhawkJD]

Emo kid or overweight anime weeb guy

[@cheesybeans9476]

@@SkyhawkJD nope he's the emo kid, he's not overweight and seems like the kinda guy whose like "ew anime, cringe"

[@fightingmedialounge519]

There's actually a surprising overlap cheesy.

[@cheesybeans9476]

@@fightingmedialounge519 ?

[@jayzkal5838]

Noob: I was the first sub zero. His grandpa: Hold my spine.

[@RuhabDabeer]

Lol He dead tho

[@5iveGTH]

Lol you made me actually laugh. Good job

[@julianbangayan6116]

I remember that mirror match

[@therealbobeh72]

I don't get please it, please explain (seems interesting)

[@jayzkal5838]

TheRealBobeh It was in one of the dialogues between Noob and Sub-Zero. Noob said “disown my name ‘sub-zero’ “ and the younger brother(Current Sub-Zero) replied back with “the name was grandfathers first.”

[@SteveDogg92]

Noob: *brutality* Loki: I have been falling... FOR THIRTY MINUTES

[@armorwolf7934]

SteveDogg92 right hahahahaha

[@BECAUSE_IM_BATMAN]

Oh my gosh lol 😅

[@tseliius]

Oh my gosh!!! Lmao

[@iiTzilla]

I fucken love that scene 😂

[@datguy8460]

lol cultured joke

[@slicksilver2961]

“You disappoint me” “The feeling’s mutual, brother.” “Mother would be so proud.” See? Good ole Noob has some sarcasm despite his teen emo phase lasting far into adulthood.

[@Nuptonic]

Slick Silver I mean when you’re dead you might as well embrace the emo

[@kingartison]

I thought he said brother and that created a whole theory in my head

[@warmongeryt1458]

He's not Emo.. He is a goth. Emos are emotional weak crybabies who think they're depressed and they're not satanic or even close to it, the lot of them are liberal's and feminist and really annoying, Goths wear all black, are satanic and love the darkness they're also not emotional crybabies and are the most powerful amongst metalheads.

[@thisperson345]

WARMONGER YT I'm sorry but that is some of the cringiest shit I've ever read

[@undergroundvideos1732]

@@thisperson345 I kinda understand where he is coming from

[@marine75364007]

Everyone: Bi Han Raiden: I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS.

[@matthewshadow9440]

marine75364007 lol

[@BamBam_TYM]

Raiden: I must consult with the Liu kang

[@darthportus]

@@BamBam_TYM Liu Kang: No

[@vadym5581]

Liu Kang: I must consult with Kitana

[@christhechilled]

Biggest MK meme in 2019

[@laszlo8322]

Bi-Han: Were we always enemies? Raiden: i MuSt CoNsUlT wItH tHe ElDeR gOdS

[@jasg4800]

💀

[@conjuice8433]

"die, black" - noob saibot, 2019

[@Trackrace29582]

Police motto

[@therealmaskriz5716]

@@Trackrace29582 gang motto*

[@cybercoldymcphearson7338]

@Dreamers Radical_CC He sounded so annoyed at Erron's wise-cracking.

[@tacosquirrel9509]

Noob Saibot gets canceled on twitter

[@skyazertix9634]

NOOB SAIBOT CAUGHT AT 4K RACIST😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@sadcockroacheatingaburger8879]

FINISH HIM Shao Kahn: serve me and control the realms Noob : name one realm you control FATALITY

[@drippycrusader]

Stop stealing!

[@Hvorgandr]

Shao Kahn: I will rule the outworld again NS: From Beyond the Grave? Brutality

[@drippycrusader]

@@Hvorgandr even in the video where he's supposed to be the one who's getting roasted he's the one roasting...

[@altairibn-laahad3060]

Kronika snatched up Shao Khan at his worst on purpose. That much is clear imagine a Amped up Khan winner of Armageddon. He would just kill Kronika at that point in time.

[@barnes9211]

@@HolyShitItsHim1 Except he's dead and now owns nothing since Kotal is now Kahn.

[@Zagizone]

"Name one realm you control" just get me every single time 😂

[@ChengTeoh]

it is one of the top three best intro lines in my opinion. XD

[@Coolhand118]

@@ChengTeoh what's the other 2?

[@NahImBats]

@@ChengTeoh please answer the question XD

[@disruptor6550]

@@Coolhand118 I bet one of them is "would you settle for me sausage?" 😂😂😂

[@Coolhand118]

@@disruptor6550 likely.

[@jgarcia2305]

11:21 “You have no family?” “Yes, I am an orphan Bi Han.” “Then who will mourn you?” Hah goteem.

[@OhNoTheFace]

Edgelord gets no one while sounding like Dr Claw

[@spartanjkratos]

3:58 Jax: “Man, Scorpion toasted you.” Noob: *PTSD* Ermac ripped off your arms Jax: *Also PTSD*

[@delbeto982]

Jax: No you

[@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184]

Ur profilepic match ur comment

[@delbeto982]

@@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184 Who's?

[@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184]

@@delbeto982 Him SpartanJ Kratos

[@delbeto982]

@@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184 Ah, then yes

[@volitionVX]

"You have no family?" "Yes, Bi-Han. I am an orphan." "Then who will mourn you?" Rough.

[@jakobarman2862]

VoLiTioNvx That’s cold 🥶

[@bc3781]

😂

[@dyeaner]

That was just so MEAN 😭

[@cliffhton3199]

@I.M. Shirley Rongh He roasted Shao Kahn too

[@Thetreng]

@@jakobarman2862 Noob ain't Sub Zero anymore, but he is till cold tho

[@vikasb2618]

Nobody: Bi-han: dArKNeSs

[@nineperson120]

Nobody: Bi-han: dEtH

[@schr1ft427]

Nobody Bi-Han: *sHaDoW*

[@thegarboarto]

Nobody: Bi-han: yOu WiLl DiE

[@richgold3806]

Nobody Black people:I dont have a dad

[@justcallmealien7031]

Am I the only that thinks Bi-Han looks like a knight that was thrown into a garbage truck?

[@almirmulaosmanovic3401]

Noob: "Where's your fear" Cage: Must've left it in the other pants" Noob: "We will find it" *DAMN*

[@Nimi450]

Seems like Bi-Han as an even worse sense of humor than me... And that says something.

[@noonenoone2299]

Jus

[@erikjimenez5851]

breaking beast “but I survived :D “

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Sliiiiiiick!

[@DrownedInExile]

"My fear or my pants?"

[@KitKat_95]

"Who are you, ghost?" "He Who Shall Not Be Named." "Return to your Deathly Hallow!" Nice Harry Potter reference!

[@Solidfact42]

Of all the references I was expecting out of MK...Harry Potter was not among them.

[@EvrytForReal]

He who shall not be named is noob saibot Everyone: ok, BI-HAN

[@baldrodinson3380]

Honestly, the fact Erron showed off that Noob's bounty is only 100,000 is the biggest roast.

[@drkneelicker]

No have u seen Johnny’s it’s only like 100

[@BluecopetitaTL]

@@drkneelicker 500.

[@drkneelicker]

Frank either way it’s a low price I’d expect more for someone who beat shinnok

[@gametimex3969]

Who got the highest bounty?

[@baldrodinson3380]

@@gametimex3969 Cetrion. 999,999,999.99

[@mateovergara9174]

Literally nobody never: Raiden: I M U S T C O N S U L T T O T H E E L D E R G O D S

[@Oh_Just_Alonzo]

When your dog starts barking at nothing 2:47

[@Urfavprocrastinator]

14:33 Bi-Han: I would not allow female Lin Kuei. Frost inside: The only person who I don’t beef with doesn’t agree with me :

[@johnnyr4814]

All the feminists will attack this one 😂

[@Urfavprocrastinator]

Lol true

[@erikjimenez5851]

•Emerald Dreams• I think that’s because he prefers Kitana

[@qwertymanova2652]

@@johnnyr4814 heart break!

[@slade_saibot342]

Noob Saibot haha

[@Draven_NRK]

Jax: scorpion killed you Noob: haha you don’t have arms

[@treyvonmcconnico3160]

But I survived, you didnt

[@ronjayrose9706]

@@treyvonmcconnico3160 best line ever

[@delta5419]

Best dialog ever 😂

[@supasf]

@@ronjayrose9706 nah

[@shadowfoxy4824]

best one ever

[@RBEO22]

"What is dead cannot die" Someone has read Lovecraft.

[@dylanmccool22]

RBEO22 or watched game of thrones

[@sebastianb.3978]

Outlaw nah, reading lovecraft sounds more classy

[@dylanmccool22]

LibertyofFate game of thrones is a book to

[@sebastianb.3978]

@@dylanmccool22 you explicitly wrote "watched", though, meaning you referred to the TV Show either way. Also, Lovecraft still sounds more classy. Just has a nicer ring to it in my opinion.

[@dylanmccool22]

LibertyofFate I like lovecraft too Call Of Cthulhu and the rest of the mythos but IMO I prefer game of thrones books and show

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

Noob vs everyone: what brother? Noob vs Frost: my brother's better than you

[@Follow_Cam]

Random Trainer X. the fact his clan wouldn't even allow her ass lmao

[@ryan_1099]

Ermac didn't mean to rip off Jax's arms, he just REALLY wanted him to T-pose.

[@ChengTeoh]

LOL, clever but also true.

[@scrubz7552]

“Change my mind”

[@iBraheem_3]

LMFAO

[@bignut4125]

😭🤣 damn he T-Posed the Shit outta him 🤣

[@fall273]

Lmao

[@noobsaibot8780]

1:39 Liu Kang: **extinguishes flames** Also Liu Kang: *My burning is an eternal flame.*

[@YourLovelyGuy9442]

hey noob saibot

[@lamiafamily]

Hey Noob. I see, you still care for Kuai. I appreciate that, Ghost of Mortal Kombat

[@cra8zykidg]

"Ah hell naw" I'm convinced that line was improvised

[@kooladrian02]

That was funny as hell 😂

[@wolfgangelliott]

Actually when they voicing the Troy Baker told the actor that was noob saibot his voice infact sound liked a chalkboard

[@r_l_j1266]

Loki:I been falling for thirty minutes Noob:Hold my sickle 17:18

[@djpj2519]

Rudi Axiong lmao

[@mrsurprise2294]

He doing the loop with the time stone minus the bargaining

[@streetkombat6088]

@@mrsurprise2294 That brutality is sick.

[@jenschristianvilsklindt2293]

Geras: hold my beer

[@Zero-cu1wr]

2:47 that’s gotta be the most memeable “hell no” in history.

[@cytorakdemon]

Bi-Han talks a lot of shit despite being the only fighter to have died in the first tournament. He was Sub-Zero, now he is plain zero.

[@meatmangler8215]

Eric Coldfire well now he’s back to roast these non dead hoes

[@tubbyduck5317]

This fucking reference is goddamn gold

[@dudeman3973]

Technically he didn't die in the tournament. Scorpion took him to the Netherrealm and murdered him which violates the rules of Mortal Kombat. Plus, in the Netherrealm, Scorpion is much stronger which gives him the immediate advantage over Bi-Han.

[@mihailiancu7680]

It was better to become a wraith than another cyber lin kuei tho :d

[@SSpider41]

@@dudeman3973 yummm that 10x multiplier of hellfire is tasty

[@prokollvevoch4932]

Drink every time Noob Saibot says: “Death” or “Shadow”

[@jordantheblackgenius1393]

*BREAKING NEWS: DRUNK MAN SETS ON FIRE HOS HOUSE*

[@Sylvester_GNDDV]

I counted them Death-13 Shadow-9

[@arielballejo3917]

Peopledong dotgjids plektase Itjs impodiblrhshsj

[@ThePurpleSpartan]

My man I'm not trying to drink so much that even Bo Rai Cho tries to talk me out of it 1/3 of the way through.

[@takingeverythingliterally4693]

@@Sylvester_GNDDV death 13

[@Johny40Se7en]

"He who shall not be named" -"Return to your Deathly Hollow" haha great reference =P

[@lamiafamily]

The best👍

[@jamesjackson8265]

JUST peeped how Erron Black's "wanted" poster features the person he's about to fight. Cool.

[@ChengTeoh]

yes, I thought that was a great little detail added in.

[@invisiblexpres3141]

Like his old x Ray

[@St_Mindless]

And the head sack he carries is Hsu Hao

[@3EBstudio]

and centrion is thiccc

[@breastmilkgaming]

@@3EBstudio centrion is breeding material

[@FabiTheSnake]

8:50 At the end Noob shouldve said: Exactly.

[@googane7755]

Damn, edgy

[@disruptor6550]

I was expecting that tbh lol. Was surprised he didn't actually say that

[@TFyoumeanmyhandleistaken]

THESNAKE I was thinking that too

[@freshjrrell4953]

"Aw, hell no" Best response ever

[@skinnieminnie3708]

bi-han bi-han bi-han bi-han bi-han bisexual-han bee-han beyond

[@cursey7304]

Biyonce

[@ryukaze20]

@@cursey7304 Bi-Hon(AKA Rice Noodles)

[@yesmansam6686]

Behind.

[@watermalon1845]

Bee hand

[@Rhaeynar]

Bi-itch

[@thewantedhazmatandcharlighter]

To infinity... And BI-HAN (quits)

[@enesetunpotatotun4124]

*chuckles* ur in danger

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

Antonio Della Ragione i for one loved it.

[@Baloo106]

Bi han: "Your soul is mine" Shang Tsung: "Hold up"

[@아기호석]

I thought Johnny would call him 'Bi-Han the scenes' Oh god,thanks y'all xD never thought my comment will be like this

[@foxxo8349]

That's genius-

[@derppmau5329]

send this to NRS rn

[@udabestlandon4142]

That's really good actually

[@blackdamarsk633]

Considering he makes a joke about how Shao Kahn is not a Shokan (say it out loud if you don’t get it) how did he not say ‘Bi-Han the scenes’

[@ahsanvirk130]

That should have been in the game, surprised that NRS or Boon had not thought of that quote

[@aurimo_]

Angry ghost: *exists* Cassie: *boi I'm about to get yo pickle chi-*

[@meatmangler8215]

DogGamer201 ass boy, collard greens head ass boy, ain’t got no time for ya dirt ah boy, stank ass boy, lip gloss chin ass boy.

[@trevinnjames]

Bro I’m really boutta geek yo pinkle chin*

[@ficoh634]

"Boy i'm really bout dat geet T.0™ pickle chin ah boy, ay girl @ concrete yeah dat boy, oh hit my bell dirt ah boy stank ass boy afro hair dat, dat goth chin ass boy ugly ah boy (choke noise) burger @ dirt @ (fade to end of audio)

[@pancakeperson8905]

0:09 Turn on captions. Noone: Cetrion, Sub-Zero: *BE HARD*

[@FahmZ36]

Absolutely Nobody.... Me: how dafuq does it get bi-han to “be happier”.

[@swnkyxoxo]

😳😫

[@Outcrow]

4:05 No one roasted Bi-Han like Scorpion, in the literal sense.

[@painkillerjrftw2585]

Jay K. toasty

[@The_Maki1]

Gave big toasty

[@AFilipinoGuyfromsyears]

Noob Saibot: in life i was a master thief Collector: then you should respect me Noob Saibot: you are a thug, not a thief 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂

[@moisesfreire6408]

5:23 Looks like Johnny Cage is reading daughters messages.

[@carlospolk5033]

2:38 I don’t know why, but this back-and-forth between Bi-Han and Erron cracked me up the most.

[@JordinoProbably]

Aw HELL naw. 😂

[@amandagreen6324]

Aw hell naw lol.😂😂😂

[@toaron8882]

Aw Hell Naw

[@certykay9784]

Yh the only one I laughed at

[@ckeclipse]

Ikr that aww HELL naw always makes me laugh

[@RAGEINYOUTH]

Noone insults noob saibot better than noob saibot himself, sorry

[@IceHeartAlpha]

Theres no better person to know where it hurts you, than yourself

[@sarahmurray3676]

Noone

[@rosesnsunshine8282]

You have a stroke bud?

[@wrxstiq]

Cage:I HAVE LEFT THEM IN MY OTHER PANTS bi Han: ThEn We WiLL FInD It

[@buzz3248]

Sounds like beggining of some gay porn

[@ghostlady326]

@@buzz3248 It honestly wont surprise me if Saibot is gay

[@itsranveerbru5220]

@@ghostlady326 nah cause he wouldn't let female Lin kuei in , so yeah I think he must be a straight mysognist

[@ghostlady326]

@@itsranveerbru5220 Makes sense

[@soulhoney1227]

@@itsranveerbru5220 what about female shirai ryu

[@majikgotskillz87]

2:40 Erron: Goddamn your voice is like nails on a chalkboard Noob: It will be the last thing you'll hear Erron: Aw Hell Naw😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChengTeoh]

i'm surprised it wasn't "ah shit here we go again" XD

[@majikgotskillz87]

@@ChengTeoh thats what i was actually waiting for lol

[@dniel7571]

lmao thats why hes my favorite character lol

[@majikgotskillz87]

@@dniel7571 agreed

[@babydaddycooler4889]

Cheng Teoh lmfao

[@dylanfoster3490]

"Death is the coldest ice" That's really deep the more you think about it.

[@MrSlendyMannn]

Dylan Foster I like it, but I feel as if they made Bi-Han TOO edgy in MK11. But I suppose that it suits him.

[@th00100]

Zerutso he fucking got toasted based off a lie. I would be edgy too.

[@gigicestone4902]

@@MrSlendyMannn You gotta remember all the shit that built up to getting Bi-Han where he is currently. If i were in his shoes, i'd be resentful as fuck as well.

[@sebastianb.3978]

Desolate Justice Let's run it down shall we? He and his brother were taken from their home as children to be trained and raised by assassins, Bi-Han went through a lot of shit to get Shinnok's amulet, then was forced to participate in Mortal Kombat, and was killed unjustly by a guy he already wiped the floor with powered up by an evil sunuvabitch who blamed Bi-Han for his own misdoings. Then that same sunuvabitch resurrects him as his "masterpiece" and basically keeps him as a henchman/bodyguard. THEN he gets caught in a Soulnado, somehow getting out between Mortal Kombat 9 and 11, only to be faced with the idiot who murdered him based on a lie, and his little brother who resented him for things that happened beyond Bi-Han's control. Afterwards he's resigned to play watchdog on a crown on a forsaken island... And everyone he ever knew or didn't know blames him for his own fate he had little part in choosing like, at all, from his childhood to his rebirth as Wraith... Yeah I think he's allowed to be at least a BIT resentful towards everyone at this point.

[@ironmaster8925]

@@sebastianb.3978 , in some ways, He's like the Darth Vader of Mortal Kombat.

[@devilsshadow5045]

" kuai lang will be a better grandmaster " see , he does respect his little brother

[@carljohnson5803]

Yeah, a little

[@theastroboom213]

Noob: who are you ghost? Noob 2: he who shall not be named Noob: return to your deathly hallows As a Harry Potter fan that killed me

[@cupyay7512]

Harry potter fans are trash

[@j0hnny.j03star2]

@@cupyay7512 true

[@nichoudha]

@@cupyay7512 aw, poor little loser.

[@0dragonman]

@@cupyay7512 says the man/girl who probably lives in trash

[@pielord1025]

@@0dragonman that was a terrible comeback

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

"You are the first sub-zero" "And the only one who mattered" Dayuuuuum

[@ParticleBomb]

Kano legit seemed concerned to be called out by Bi-Han like that 13:58

[@Liquae364]

Kahn: Serve me and conquer realms Bi-Han: Name one realm you control😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dio-Brando3]

Big oof

[@bignut4125]

Pipe Runer 64 Oof asf

[@gjtrue]

*ROASTALITY* 😎

[@R4GNAR0G]

That's like reverse roast on this one. LOL

[@ProtoCJ]

Noob Saibot: *exists* Everyone else: *BI-HAN*

[@jakerattle95]

😭😭😭

[@shadowforger11]

8:50 If only his retort was, "I know"

[@extrogio3671]

Noob Saibot: I am dark and scary. Fear me. Everyone else, even him: lol nah Noob Saibot: >:(

[@novoir9276]

That Bi-Han compilation is Gonna end up on soundcloud sooner or later

[@ChengTeoh]

LOL! I'm sure there are talented people who could turn the bi-haning into something cool, musically.

[@novoir9276]

@@ChengTeoh That wont be me tho😂😂😂Just Saying

[@saulmedina8406]

Bi, bi, bibi bibi HAN, HAN, HAN HAAAAN

[@kuriauchiha5183]

@Nov Oie @Cheng Teoh, Fuck it I'm on it✌🏾

[@Jay-qs2ro]

Nobody Bi-Han: “pulls scythe from chest”

[@5iveGTH]

TTG_ JQT actually it's a sickle but i'm not gonna be that dude lol

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

He's missing a hammer and that's it

[@kulekid7405]

Jason. Pulls knife out of his neck

[@kadam.z]

Le sickle

[@kingartison]

Sounds just like D.O.C

[@jjthe13th]

Do not expect mercy *I expect INCOMPETENCE* Damn..straight and sharp.. No room for a comeback

[@qwertymanova2652]

Lol

[@qwertymanova2652]

Exactly

[@GabeC11]

Nobody: People in the 19th century: 6:56

[@omrizubary]

Lol

[@Dan-qy6zv]

*Y I K E S*

[@doaeonsafesdreamofheavyammo]

Black people: 2:46

[@yogengensono]

BRUH

[@yogengensono]

@@doaeonsafesdreamofheavyammo ITS WORKS SO WELL 😂😂😂

[@germ6207]

Erron Black teased him the best " *Goddamn your voice sounds like a nail on a chalk board* "

[@4sup47]

Aw hell no

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

"It will be the last thing you hear"

[@Samuel-vm2yp]

Honestly

[@JackClockerinos]

This is lowkey "Everyone stans Kuai Liang"

[@qwertymanova2652]

Ok

[@jade2003YT]

Lol

[@omarabdul2864]

@@qwertymanova2652 okeshni

[@projektgeronimo2696]

He basically the Kung Lao of this.

[@randomvideos3348]

Noob saibot is a kinda guy who roast everybody just by whispering

[@BIGDEX71]

I swear I was waiting for him to clap back "wait'll I show you This" 😅😅

[@zetazakuz1513]

*Sees Captions* "Ah yes, my favorite MK character: Beyond."

[@lumbagoman2560]

"Kuai Liang would be a better grandmaster" Me: aww, he's got a heart *next roast dialogue comes up* Bi-han: no true lin kuei can stomach you Scorpion: does that include your brother? Bi-han: what brother? Me: never mind

[@Red_Beard2798]

That was the best diss towards Frost considering Noob HATES Kuai Liang. The fact that he claims his brother would still be a better Grandmaster than Frost is brutal XD

[@XVenoMXVenoM]

@@Red_Beard2798 umm bi-han loves his brother only quan chi stripped away bi-han's emotions. And now he's dark..

[@meatmangler8215]

XVenoM yeah that’s what he meant dickhead, now return to your deathly hollows

[@saulmedina8406]

@@Red_Beard2798 ikr, like jeeez, that's HARSH

[@XVenoMXVenoM]

@@meatmangler8215 you're a completely a dead brain moron. 😂

[@PALATA-Gaming]

I actually like the fact that no one ever calls him Noob-Saibot. Because his name doesn't really have an origin. Bi-Han is cooler.

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

I'd only call him Noob as an insult anyway

[@ApolloD23]

Fun fact. Kuai Liang actually calls him Noob Saibot in MKX during an interaction with revenant Kung Lao

[@TomoeNageX]

Ratchet Rorschach yeah, he meant in-canon the name has no real meaning.

[@RatchetRorschach]

John Tobias, Ed Boon mk creators if anybody wants to know

[@RatchetRorschach]

@Spleen Arrow yeah, I understood that. hence the... "If anybody wants to know"

[@hadfuego]

The only thing about MK11 that i don't like is that the Revenants don't have their own quotes or intros. They're the same as the Original characters.

[@xenonwashere6323]

Bi Han:” The white lotus are finished” Liu Kang:” I am not done fighting yet” Bi Han: “ OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU”

[@darealdealboiixdi5581]

Lui Kang: NANI?!?!

[@illninofan19]

Was looking for this very comment, was not disappointed, upvotes to both of you! :)

[@ahmadsatya8245]

Bakka marimo

[@jeycupid]

NANI!?

[@jennc9272]

@@illninofan19 Upvotes?

[@m.c4847]

Bi-Han kills Hanzo and hanzo is resurrected as the super cool super deadly specter that controls hell fire and goes by the name scorpion. Scorpion kills bi-Han and he is resurrected as a complete jobber that literally no one respects and is over shadowed by his little brother. That’s not fair 😭

[@superspies32]

M.C and also be called “Noob”

[@amazingturtle5075]

Narrow ETT that’s his name modeled after Tobias and Boon

[@superspies32]

@@amazingturtle5075 But when everybody see him, they says "Oh, this is noob"

[@lameloball1235]

M.C Wait so if Bi-Han killed hanzo then why do we see him in MK11 and died in the other scorpions arms ?

[@m.c4847]

Friend Request Bi-Han killed hanzo before the events of any MK game. Hanzo was resurrected by qaun chi as scorpion but when he was killed again by sindel he became a revenant. When he was revived from being a revenant he went back to being the regular Hanzo that we see in mkx and mk11

[@NoobsShadow]

*Noob Saibot: "Blood, Darkness, Death!"* Everyone: Bi-Han *Noob Saibot: "Literally no one calls me Noob anymore!!!"*

[@lukassmith795]

Haha, take that, noob! ... oh wait.

[@mykey8526]

Raiden - we have met in the past timeline Noob - and we're always enemies Raiden - I must consult with the elder gods

[@rionsteiner2397]

XD

[@SSpider41]

Literally every time. I know thet getting sick of his ass

[@MungareMike]

Noob: "The darkness is my friend..." Simon & Garfunkle: "do you come to see an old friend?"

[@aidendeangelo1509]

Michael Edward needs more likes

[@mav1884]

Just make his name bi-Han, they NEVER say Noob Saibot

[@yapyapthedestroyer2562]

Well, in mkx, sub zero does call him by noon saibot, but yeah, almost no characters call him by that

[@rezamehraein1583]

It's undrestandable though. The way they decided to choose the name "Noob Saibot" for him was so dumb, even they themselves can't use that name in game bcuz it makes the game silly.

[@yapyapthedestroyer2562]

@@rezamehraein1583 why did they name him noob saibot,

[@rezamehraein1583]

@@yapyapthedestroyer2562 The two main creators of mortal kombat are Ed Boon and John tobias. They put their last names beside each other (Boon Tobias) and then reversed each of them (Noob Saibot).

[@yapyapthedestroyer2562]

@@rezamehraein1583 oh, well that just is intriguing

[@nikolaperic6307]

16:43 when u find that teammate who stole your kill

[@youknowitsjeffrey]

Nikola Peric. Why are you mentioning that, ‘thing’

[@lonely_stoner_853]

You sent me right into an ad🤣

[@JordinoProbably]

18. The number of times "Bi-Han" was said in the beginning, if anyone actually cared.

[@qwertymanova2652]

Yes

[@3EBstudio]

not really but ok lol

[@review_212]

strange flex, but ok

[@Dio-Brando3]

I didn't want it, but I appreciate it.

[@reapordeath]

Idk why so many characters even know his actual name... like kotal shouldnt even know his name was even sub zero at one point, but somehow every character knows every character

[@milkshakekatette9938]

Bi-han: you disappoint me Sub zero: the feeling is mutual brother Bi-han: mother would be so proud

[@papapillcosby]

Do not expect mercy I expect incompetence 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@ChengTeoh]

Noob has some of the best roasts.

[@MavTheGamingWolfo]

@@ChengTeoh I don’t get it

[@ericmiller5124]

Jackie Briggs got him good and so did Cassie

[@Xannyphantom905]

Jackie did no such thing

[@thestrongestsoul5203]

Noob got Jackie too.

[@Lorenzo01179]

Cassie's was bad🤣

[@PokemonTrainerVince]

He still got Jaqui's mom's soul. So who's the real winner?

[@billbutlick3r_083]

Noob got Jackie twice 😂 but she did get him good tho

[@lolmaorofl8456]

bi han : ..and her soul is mine shang tsung : am i a joke to you?

[@YourLovelyGuy9442]

lol

[@asuckforashekel9404]

1:27 thank you Kitana for reminding me that "fortnight" is an actual term!!

[@dukekickem7312]

😂

[@nemec7914]

Lol 🤣

[@thatguy3718]

Do People really think of the video game first when the word fortnight is used ? SMH the game is cancer

[@johnhalo8726]

@@thatguy3718 I think you missed the joke

[@OwenNovakChildofGod]

Greg Price he didn’t, he was just questioning why people thought of the game fortnite first rather than the actual term.

[@CoratMcRed]

Erron readying his revolver really adds to the “Aw hell no”

[@ZombryaTheDark]

It reminds me of red dead revolver

[@Kapenguin448]

Everyone: You were the first Sub-Zero! Noob: (sigh) Yeah yeah yeah... Everyone: kUaI LiAnG iS bEtTeR!!!!1!

[@ryukaze20]

Bi-Han: What did I always tell you. Kuai Liang: Never call you Bi-Hon Bi-Han: Now that's a low blow

[@ChengTeoh]

I see what you did there. XD

[@doyouseeme27]

I don't get it

[@E1iT3]

@@doyouseeme27 me neither

[@mikuculus3720]

@@es-rh8oo mee four

[@akshsj6695]

me fifther

[@stinkalex1587]

Me:Your remote is behind the couch Friend:bi Han where?

[@Okurrosa]

This man cannot take a joke--He a whole Edgelord

[@valsgager88]

No, He's the black hole of comedy.

[@unkown7384]

@@valsgager88 lmao

[@ZakKypto]

"What good is gold to the dead?" -Noob

[@ggc4183]

毕寒 (bi-han in Chinese) is a cool/edgy name in the first place so

[@acurlyjew]

That's a pretty interesting piece of trivia! Could you explain more?

[@ggc4183]

@@acurlyjew it literally means "sheer cold" and it's a classical-sounding word that is more used in poetry than in proses. Usually when someone uses the word, it invokes the image of a cold, dark night as the word usually appears in poetry associated with darkness and night :)

[@abraxasvirus2218]

@@ggc4183 i thought it was Cold Hand

[@alraunes.]

i thought the "bi" in his name was this 避 which means to avoid/hide? either way, still fits

[@ronnenfelt5438]

Its 避寒 (bìhán), my man. Nothing to do with cool or edgy

[@yawh8595]

Nobody: Literally no one: Noob saiboot: *"DIEEEEEEEEEE"*

[@asterius7517]

**Grabs gun** "Aw, Hell NO!"

[@kenemythe4863]

At 62, Johnny Cage dies? Is someone high?

[@eonstar2441]

I read this as I heard it

[@shagi2446]

Me too

[@Felarx]

U put I lot of effort in this 17 min vid thank u I appreciate it

[@adamtaurus7840]

12:31 *Omae wa mu shindeiru*

[@leonfink5579]

Nani

[@adamtaurus7840]

* explosion sounds *

[@bropogaming8770]

NANI?

[@SpeckyX3]

I was really searching for this comment.

[@notyourwaifu7944]

Yeet is already deed