Who Was Your DUMBEST Client EVER?

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[@daynechastant]

Homeowner: "Well I spun the propeller but nothing happened." Bomb Squad: "You were screwing up at every point after that."

[@IzzyPR2010]

That guy would have been a perfect example of Darwin's law at work, well if the guy was childless.

[@claracatlady9844]

Omg that Bomb story reminded me of when my primary schools gym floor had to be completely demolished because they suspected there might be a bomb beneath it. We had to have PE outside for 1.5 years (6 months of demolition and 12 months of repair). Lo and behold, there was NOTHING underneath, which is technically a good thing but all of us were kinda annoyed. They had kept the building but had effectively ripped out all the floor and dug a hole the size of the gym. They then filled it back up and rebuilt the gym floor and it was ugly afterwards because someone decided that this greenish blue colour was a good idea for the floor colour and from then on it always looked suuuper cold and uninviting.

[@akun50]

The one about the elderly woman with dementia who wanted to see her husband's feet... yeah, let's just say dementia is terrifying at times. I knew a 82 year old man who was convinced he'd gotten a recruitment letter from the US army (he hadn't received ANY letters that day or the day prior) and that his oldest son needed to drive him to the nearest recruitment office. Thankfully, he was a big fan of a tv show, so they just turned it on for him and he forgot all about the supposed army letter.

[@p.d.l7023]

This was 2002: Client: I need you to get me some cocaine. Us: Do we look phucking stupid?!

[@nope1918]

Reminds me of the time I worked at a gas station and we ran out of regular gas. Still had premium tho. Had a lady come in who looked very well off (and was driving a BMW) screaming about how she couldn't get her regular gas. I explained to her that we were out and she could either get premium gas or go to a different gas station (and even told her where they were, the nearest one was barely a mile away). She refused and insisted that I needed to get her some regular gas here and now. I then explained to her that we already requested a delivery and I have no idea why we have not received one nor any ability to make it happen faster (I'm just a fucking cashier). She then insisted that I use my own vehicle to obtain fuel from another gas station and bring it here to fuel her car. I just silently stared at her for a bit before saying "No." She then left, exclaiming something like "If I run out of gas before getting home it's your fault and I'll sue you!" The customer behind her who had watched the whole exchange was like "Wouldn't a BMW require premium gas anyways...?" I just shrugged. Not sure if she was unhinged or was just used to being pampered but that was a wild ride. And I kinda hope she did end up running out of gas.

[@petermcconnell9925]

I wanna see the happy eagle.

[@vickiesmith3021]

Thank you so much for your video.

[@meddik2519]

Buying other people's shoes to look like you've had them a long time already is posing 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Oddballkane]

Can I know where you work so I can send you some treats. Nope, not allowed to say because a customer had asked to send some flowers to an advisor. She told him the address and she got a special bunch of flowers hours later she was leaving and took the flowers home turned out guy wasn't happy and ordered a specific bunch of flowers so he'd recognise the agent and he punched her in america the same thing happened but the woman was shot.

[@toddlaws2617]

That was tough to read.

[@JGD44]

As a graphic designer, I cringe. I've dealt with these exact customers myself

[@DRourkey]

"I know your rules say you can't do this, but I know you can. Can you just do it for me?" Ma'am this is a recorded line

[@pagesinyellow]

I would love to see the happy eagle (aka bird of play)

[@fightingblind]

You can buy jeans with holes in the knees. Why is worn-in converse surprising? 😂

[@nullhazard7569]

Last one explains it all: the iPhone was the problem.

[@doom4067]

I'm sure you can by wornout Converse all stars, but they won't be brand new.

[@firedragonv2408]

3:45 but wouldnt thay make you just as much of a poser tho

[@Puddingskin01]

Buying worn clothing new should come with a crown for the royalty of posers.

[@firedragonv2408]

@@Puddingskin01 it like buying a forewheeler pre cake in mud

[@melissaharris3890]

It might be a bomb, ill touch it to see if it explodes, when it doesn't ill turn this thing. my expert opinion it that it won't explode

[@jamesprice6390]

Turn to Jesus

[@dylanbowar3460]

Go preach elsewhere bozo

[@Dj9323A]

Which one the historical Jesus, or the one that people like you made up to justify slaughtering millions of people

[@anishshirodkar484]

No :3 Heil Satan :3

[@arielspurlin986]

Pass