wholesome bedwars

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Will I add you as a friend? NO, PLS STOP ASKING LOL

[@bluebell560]

Dwarf: “your amazing!” Techno: “good work :D” Awwwwwwww

[@trustthesauce]

@ʂσɳυXσƚαƙυ they were quoting them

[@trustthesauce]

@ʂσɳυXσƚαƙυ why though. quotes dont need correction and this isn't an english essay. spelling doesnt matter

[@deadaccount7303]

@ʂσɳυXσƚαƙυ But that's literally the way UltimateDwarf spelled it lmao

[@randomperson9886]

@ʂσɳυXσƚαƙυ lol thats how UltimateDwarf spelled it xD

[@bluebell560]

Wow, I really didn't see that mini-beef in the replies for three months huh. I'm a girl, by the way.

[@skriptr6802]

"Ignore everyone, Acquire money" -Technoblade 2018

[@rafidoodle5968]

true advice of life

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

F*ck b*tches get money < Ignore everyone, acquire your preferred form of currency

[@indigoblues8454]

That's how real life works

[@indigoblues8454]

@@Eric_The_Cleric bro *cHilL* Keep it pg man

[@griddle8910]

In the video, Techno said that just as I was reading this comment.

[@bomedy1075]

i wonder where ultimate dwarf is now… they will forever be an integral member of the technoblade cinematic universe

[@JayBirdgaming-si8df]

Rip legends

[@zan1971]

Thanks for being the only recent comment on any technoblade video that doesn't talk about him passing away

[@samm2676]

R.I.P Technoblade

[@peachkiwi3091]

If anyone gets ultimate dwarfs contact info I would like it

[@Devilspade]

I think their channel was Pamela athos

[@heyu2395]

"I didn't miss I just didn't have long enough arms" -Technoblade

[@KittenSprite]

that is my new excuse-

[@lacifer3980]

"ignore everyone, acquire money" -- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@peteswanson44]

I keep misreading Sun Tzu as Su tart

[@CharissaJordan]

@@peteswanson44 tbh su tart is wayyy Smarter than sun tsu

[@CROPDUSTERB-52]

“Let’s just beat up this white guy”

[@cheese7781]

😂😂😂

[@jaxsonshearin4685]

Minecraft survival basically

[@tonhoy]

"they have *potato* stats man" Technoblade I've got something to tell you...

[@arnitheguy]

The sequel

[@mizta6819]

More like the prequel in my opinion.

[@cheese7781]

😂😂😂

[@m1keago367]

*epic flashbacks*

[@lancer3290]

oh god no

[@segnos]

The saddest thing about him passing on is that we would never see the matchup of him and ultimate dwarf ever again

[@Crazymelvis]

I never watched him until now, and it seems he is the only Minecraft KZbinr I actually like.

[@rdbs5687]

makes you wonder what ultimate dwarf feels about this

[@lemonadeolitch1175]

Yeah buddy I really liked the dawrf vibes so much

[@tigeto2733]

@@rdbs5687 I want to meet ultimate dwarf

[@1_ALIX_1]

U MADE ME SAD NOW

[@loki2051]

My “go to” Technoblade video. Coming back after what happened evoked this strange sensation, because I’m devastated that he’s no longer here, but at the same time, Techno’s commentary, followed by his witty humour has always brought the greatest joy... Techno has impacted many of our lives, helping a lot of us get through the darkest times or simply standing as the piece of joy in our lives, Coming home from school after feeling deprived from all the horrid social interactions wouldn’t matter when I got in my pjs, grabbed some ice cream, and switched on Technoblade, watching it with my sister and THIS video being the first video I would always watch,, or using it as a podcast while getting through all those boring assignments.. he would get me through everything..Techno also stood as the biggest inspiration to various components of my life, everything I accomplish will be for him and I will proceed to ALWAYS remember him, because without techno, I wouldn’t be the person I am today, there’s so much more I want to say but this pretty much sums it up in a short form. I just wish I could’ve had the chance to meet my biggest inspiration and tell him how much he’s impacted my life,, we love you Techno, rip. I miss ya

[@EpicGamer-xy6zv]

Rest In Peace

[@anthonyponce9702]

Fuckin geek

[@ranboobbutweirder8493]

Man, his "welcome to another episode of bedwars" made me tear up. Rest in peace man.

[@AppleThe1st]

Nerd

[@armaansingh1308]

@@AppleThe1st up vote

[@thec900]

Technoblade: “HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME” Also Technoblade: “wait what was his name again?”

[@ktliu7496]

Ultimate_dward98

[@comicguy3056]

What a scaam!

[@hatdog2607]

adhd

[@Quantanimobay]

Scam

[@juneish.]

He also got her gender wrong too lol

[@ceeelery]

The best part was that UltimateDwarf thought techno was a girl and techno thought UltimateDwarf was a boy...

[@scirv]

Nah she thought he was a gril

[@iiWynn]

Communist Celery ikr 😂 yea cuz techno had a girl skin on and ultimate dwarf sound like a boy name so... 😂 😂

[@ravrav6433]

Faded StarZ阴影 Technoblade disguise kit: transgender

[@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10]

@@iiWynn how can you hear a text message?

[@iiWynn]

Möbius 1 what do you mean??

[@soccermanakin6692]

Techno says he won to keep the win streak, but we all know it was for Ultimate_Dwarf98

[@westonlord4214]

Jesus Christ is our savior, he died on the Cross for our sins. Putting your faith in Him is the only way to get to Heaven when you die🙏✝️

[@TokarevDkl]

@@westonlord4214wtf

[@TokarevDkl]

@@westonlord4214sir this is a Wendy’s

[@RylanBrown-os1ev]

@@westonlord4214 welcome to IHOP may I take your order

[@ZORO.D.UCHIHA1]

​@@westonlord4214bro don't bring God wherever and whenever u like. Don't use GOD to gain likes

[@marks.gregory460]

I love UltimateDwarf98, she stayed in the whole game to support Techno, if she found this and found out Techno is famous, she will be proud

[@toshiro8256]

@@GrunesGemuse I've been scrolling for so long and I still haven't found it

[@TristanNeufeld]

@@GrunesGemuse what was the username

[@TristanNeufeld]

@@GrunesGemuse ok no problem thanks bro

[@laurnborne3830]

@@toshiro8256 Her name is Pamela Athos

[@laurnborne3830]

@@GrunesGemuse sup

[@daidrm7051]

Dude, props to those kinds of teammates who still stay and watch until the end while being supportive. They're the best.

[@ackee39]

Ive gotten a grand total of 0 teammates like that

[@aceberjames8078]

@@ackee39 same my team mate is dogwaters

[@NeoBladeXx]

@@ackee39 I’ve gotten a couple and I try to be that kind of teammate- but it’s rare to run into those types of teammates

[@TrademarkedIPAdress]

That's me lmao (I always chat my team mates and tell them where the enemy teams are)

[@viveksharma6000]

@@TrademarkedIPAdress that's called spectating while in a party because you can't do it otherwise (atleast I don't think you can) and when you're usually in a party your teammates are often good aswell, not everytime but most of the time

[@najimmozie309]

just realized in 15:22 if your team mate didn't buy the manic miner you couldent have broken the bed in time and lost

[@emberashes7980]

True. Teammates are the best. Sometimes.

[@gauthamdeepak5412]

@@emberashes7980 I like the meaning of 'sometimes'

[@aramtube1554]

@@emberashes7980 yeah ive only gotten a good teammate twice

[@viveksharma6000]

@@emberashes7980 key word: "sometimes"

[@vanmarkaelanggam2478]

@@viveksharma6000 fax

[@reedbitzer_6]

1:40 Techno: "Dying Is For Casuals... forget what i did like three seconds ago" LOL

[@desairahul5542]

He didn't die he respawned

[@reedbitzer_6]

@@desairahul5542 exactly

[@karl-44drawingpro13]

@@desairahul5542 but now he die...

[@semiayub895]

I don't think "wholesome" and "Bedwars" has ever been used in the same sentence, but in this video, it works.

[@lucasharvey8990]

16:50 Dwarf: "you go girl!!" I can just imagine Dwarf's surprise when they stumble upon this channel years later and see this video.

[@thebadomenz]

*mmmmm gril pork chop pvp pig mmmmm crispy*

[@livie._.2507]

lmao yes

[@quantum_leaf]

ok that shit was wholesome

[@iharshbrown6689]

Dwarf already commented 2 years ago, her channel is called pamelo athos. Pretty far down the comment section but im pretty sure you will be able to find it

[@quantum_leaf]

@@iharshbrown6689 what video was it

[@snow-xw1ts]

"You go grill!" I believe she is planning to cook Techno

[@rxxthin7251]

Somehow makes sense

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

yum, bacon

[@EmkoDelirdi]

could be his nick

[@Enderbrick]

@@SwizzleDrizzl lol

[@Enderbrick]

@@EmkoDelirdi ?

[@pillo9882]

Techno declaring his love to Ultimate is quite emotional /j

[@adams_chong9450]

Hello to everyone who's rewatching this for almost 3 year's cause techno support

[@-solar799-]

Nah,I'm rewatching these as techosupport

[@brod-mans9519]

@@-solar799- hoping he pushes through perfectly Technoblade never dies!

[@kenbenlakhcamp4140]

Hi im here waiting for an upload just like you

[@Joe_Pittard]

TBF, he had cancer

[@adams_chong9450]

@@Joe_Pittard I post this before he had cancer

[@mainek7947]

6:32 So you see he is a smart men he hit himself with fireball when falling so it would count as a suicide which totally was part of the masterplan

[@lalawmpuiahmar193]

A well though out Seppuku, a true man of culture.

[@otherguy8075]

Dzieciak Mem I'm pretty sure it was more like he was trying to save himself by knocking himself up with a fireball but not it actually working

[@StephenCh]

@@otherguy8075 you let the joke get over your head

[@oikawaponyo6591]

or he was an angry gamer

[@meinfisch2056]

500iq WolfSquat_YT strike

[@fionarusk412]

ultimate dwarf if you are seeing this; we love you.

[@randomlady4949]

yes she's so sweet and wholesome it made my day

[@jucalebre7540]

Ultimate dwarf is the real mvp

[@grayhutchison6507]

@@bradennewell100omg is that the real ultimate dwarf

[@padma6182]

@@bradennewell100 omg

[@caseyabhau5468]

@@bradennewell100 wait-

[@to7236]

Ultimate Dwarf, the humble minecraft player, was adored by a famous PVP KZbinr, Technoblade himself. Treated like an awesome team, cared like a sibling, Technoblade did his ultimate best to revenge and win a victory in his hand. Ultimate Drawf was never forgotten in this PVP.

[@therealdeadend]

i like how he's like john wick when someone kills his teammate he gets SERIOUS

[@paradox_himself]

But only if they weren’t the below average he usually gets

[@Tupaja-xk1gn]

10:42 they have acces to... **zooms in on emeralds** *Diamonds*

[@jacobtaylor3356]

Lol my thing is glitched, your comment says "Nice quality, thanks for uploading Bekele is far from peak performance (as you can see he is struggling more than the other sub 13 runners), nevertheless best runner ever!" Lmao I almost thought someone would actually leave that on a technoblade video

[@xenoncantread]

@@jacobtaylor3356 i get that sometimes and it kills me lmao

[@eduardmarinescu7019]

;)))))))

[@theslimeassassin3287]

This post haunts me but in a funny way

[@adrian37289]

nah he was just talking as playing

[@robburitto4193]

Legends say Ultimate_Dwarf98 watched over and encouraged Techno during the potato war.

[@SaBasAbA-dn1xh]

And the dream fight

[@matisaw8265]

Copiado el coment

[@arjunahilan505]

:/

[@eclips_total2215]

Wait Dwarf= sun zu

[@ItzBirdy]

@@eclips_total2215 Sun Tzu

[@astarblockn7744]

"i did it for you ultimate" "I love you" Me: yoooooo! The blood God himself say love to these mortal!

[@xOutsiderSuckz]

I'm BlairidSugilite, the player on the blue team in the Amazon map with the double obby defense. I can't help but keep coming back to this video now that I know Techno is gone. I was a preeetty bad level 150 with a god awful internet connection back then. I'm nearing level 500 now and improved through Techno's strats and I fangirled hard when I realized I went up against him. Ngl, I was upset I died to him and honored at the same time, now I'm glad he won. Though lets be honest, I never stood a chance, lol.

[@Hannahs_Mustangs]

bro really?! I wouldnt have even tried. I wouldve seen him and LEFT 😂 Glad to see you in his comment section!!

[@xOutsiderSuckz]

@@Hannahs_Mustangs he was nicked 😭😭 I only realized it was him after he put this video up and I saw my IGN

[@jacobphan6140]

Techno: He killed... What was his name? *scrolls* HE KILLED ULTIMATE DWARF HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME

[@negitivebike3169]

He was like a father to me

[@livie._.2507]

XD

[@jasonchui7957]

i have a really big video coming out sometime this week and I can't wait for everyone to see it :D

[@legendmarumi5264]

@@jasonchui7957 and yet u don't have a single video uploaded

[@xprobro1755]

I LOVED HIM LIKE A SON

[@unseen6940]

Techno Should team with ultimate_dwarf98 For Minecraft Monday. Edit: The dream may be dead but our memories of techno never will be, RIP man.

[@ktliu7496]

petition for techno to team with Ultimate_Dwarf98

[@qwertty5939]

Ktliu 74 bruh MC mondays got cancelled

[@qwertty5939]

Pro Noob yes i know, I’m talking abt the comment by @Ktliu 74

[@GaLaXy-yh4uj]

Keem should bring minecraft mondays back just for this dream team

[@CPCsuperTNT]

Minecraft mondays is coming back.

[@charlydance1777]

I like how he has to use a different avatar or everyone is to scared of him, everyone who makes fun of his death lost to him in one of his games. RIP technoblade.

[@6cutebunnies700]

10:25 caught in 4k

[@skullmax3595]

*"Everyone is a hacker unless they are ur teammate"*

[@donut_551]

I get called out for hacking because my internet sucks and I'm all laggy LMAO

[@guiltedcliptz7805]

@@sean8458 you guys are poopy

[@m1ves]

True- One of my Friends is Good at Pvp and hes get Called a hacker for that-

[@alerted0]

There was this one guy ho enabled full Bhop and started flying and I was like “dude stop”

[@Idk-sd7yt]

I get hackausted for telly bridging loll

[@MsRumbler1]

"Lets beat up this white guy" ultimate dwarf: YEAH!

[@Spyr0lYT]

Pam H i thought u meant someone who was white skinned

[@sorenswitzer]

@@Spyr0lYT that's the point

[@verysuchwow6261]

Racism

[@adaragsdale3360]

WhiteWhool boi

[@adaragsdale3360]

Ik ur joking but.... boi

[@whisp_636]

I think this might have been one of the first videos I ever saw from techno. Thank you Alex. You made me smile with every video for years and we will all always appreciate you for that. RIP ❤️

[@-solar799-]

There's 3 kinds of teamates: The one who does nothing but take the iron and gold whit no reason The one who kills you The one who is actually useful and good (0.0000001% chance of finding one)

[@slinkyslider]

Also the one that spams you the whole game with partly/friend requests.

[@enochfan2927]

-Hello, my name is technoblade - You killed my teamate -Prepare to die

[@musicbyshadofox]

"Ignore people. Acquire wealth." That is the philosophy of every Hallmark Christmas movie protagonist

[@jin_800]

Finally, Technoblade is the main character.

[@anonymousanonymous9587]

Ignore the ones that can't GET you wealth. AKA Ultimate_Dwarf98 shouldn't be ignored he/she got you wealth by saving u

[@donuts564]

10:10

[@irbeast333]

Either that or it’s more sun tzu

[@dragondrags4488]

ayy you here

[@tricktheduck]

R.I.P Technoblade "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES", you are still alive in our hearts.

[@skullmax3595]

"Ignore Everyone Aquire Wealth" -Technoblade (The Art of Bedwars)

[@pottedolives]

ultimate dwarf: "you go girl" ah yes they do not know about technos deep ass voice of a woman

[@Fredrickthe2nd]

They actually said you go gril

[@alikerhyme1210]

and i see 69 likes on thi comment holy ****

[@31nisthasharma94]

ah yes the gril cooks some nice food so they said go gril

[@dqrk_6]

@@alikerhyme1210 it's 699 now

[@chrysalis.catalyst]

Why is this so funny

[@voiden3338]

Dude Techno went full john wick after Ultimate_Dwarf98 died

[@danok1769]

Literally, like when John Wick dog died

[@mikevlaw6387]

@@danok1769 hold up

[@Chokolat_raisins]

shears

[@ronkydonk]

This was my favorite techno video. It took you too young man. I miss you, we all miss you ❤️❤️❤️

[@PrismaPog_17]

Can you imagine how sad ultimate dwarf would have been to hear his best friends recent demise.

[@AltoidSE]

At first i though technoblade was depressed, but after watching for a while I realized he was just in college.

[@TheHolyBoink]

Same thing

[@cyberwolfmc9536]

Facts

[@JuiceFroggy]

@George Khoory sometimes it does, you never know

[@nienel]

@George Khoory mmm yes I do love 5 assignments by the end of the week, 2 assessments and a 4 page geography fact sheet. is it my fault If I were depressed?

[@nienel]

@George Khoory Thank you for that but unrealistic? Did you drop out at 14? Once you get older they stock pile shit on

[@fernlessbastard]

Who needs old friends dynamic Techno and Philza have, when you can have Techno and Ultimate_Dwarf98

[@lifesuckslikepain5678]

True true 😔🤚🏼

[@Rudra_SB23]

"Everyone and their grandmother started godbridging" Had me dying 🤣 Rest in Peace, Technoblade 👑

[@westonlord4214]

Jesus Christ is our savior, he died on the Cross for our sins. Putting your faith in Him is the only way to get to Heaven when you die🙏✝️

[@KittenSprite]

​@westonlord4214 whats that got do do with anything

[@georgecalderon9773]

I wonder where Ultimate Dwarf is now. I hope they're doing well too. Rest In Peace, Techno

[@lemon._.thecat957]

Ultimate_Dwarf98 is the closest I've seen to Technoblade having a girlfriend

[@elllamay]

looooool

[@wanderwaffles3113]

Ammm he's a man tho

[@elllamay]

@@wanderwaffles3113 nope lol, ultimate dwarf is a girl techno just thought it was a dude

[@wanderwaffles3113]

@@elllamay who do you know that?

[@elllamay]

@@wanderwaffles3113 she tweeted about it ages ago, can't remember the @ tho

[@rozetinarozetina4042]

love how you think Ultimate_Dwarf is a male and she thinks you're a female

[@likeyourowncommentnerd2389]

You mean gril?

[@-daydreamer]

you go G R I L L

[@yoodlethepoodle9806]

uh

[@ackee39]

copied comment

[@angadgrewal9324]

how do you know he's a girl?

[@Willy-ish]

I’ve come back after 4 years and this video still entertains me to this day. May the legend Rest In Peace ❤

[@allenpoggers3231]

This brings back so many memories and noatalgia

[@relodead3835]

Can we talk about how his real life dog is named Floof. The killer of orphans, the blood god has a dog named Floof.

[@stressedcapy1915]

Im pretty sure one of his siblings names it lmao, but it's still adorable

[@relodead3835]

@@stressedcapy1915 yeah his sister

[@ivylives559]

This gives me the same vibes as hades, lord of the underworld, naming his guard dog spot.

[@liampbjray5562]

@@ivylives559 when did that happen

[@cheesecakefrompluto9032]

@@liampbjray5562 In greek mythology, the lord of the dead has a dog named Cerberus, which translates to spot.

[@averyuncreativeperson1573]

"I'm so weatlhy" Top 10 French last words

[@obama69890]

Omg😂😂

[@stryg0i68]

Whaelthliy*

[@notsunny]

@@stryg0i68 wall-they

[@tejakausik6205]

JAILLLL

[@vangdit0668]

@@notsunny well-chi

[@AyaanGaming2211]

“Dying is for casuals. Don’t think about what I did 3 seconds ago” hits different

[@troki5576]

Rest In Peace techno 🕊❤️. You won’t be forgotten

[@dime8630]

Title: Wholesome bedwars Techno: yo lets beat up this white guy fam edit: this is the greatest reply thread of All Time

[@keistina1232]

10:24

[@truedarklander]

That's wholesome

[@chuu_rroo]

Extremely wholesome

[@therunningsloth8524]

Marvelously wholesome

[@james2198]

Insanly wholesome

[@ello6180]

Petition to have ultimate dwarf join the dream smp

[@changiee]

Signed

[@pollynchrys]

Signed

[@spacespider4998]

Signed

[@kuroteshima]

Signed

[@theimposter1730]

Signed

[@shotsof_black3171]

1:42 “dying is for casuals” - technoblade i cry now

[@MadDexSkillz]

!

[@MadDexSkillz]

!

[@MadDexSkillz]

!

[@MadDexSkillz]

!

[@MadDexSkillz]

!

[@sldwnr98]

"Dying is for casuals; Forget what I just did 3 seconds ago." Too real

[@topsportshorts2906]

Ultimate Dwarf: YESSS TechnoBlade: I did it for you Ultimate! Ultimate Dwarf: You go girl!

[@Quvl]

Its more like grill

[@topsportshorts2906]

@@Quvl ye, but he meant something else lol

[@gapplssb]

@@topsportshorts2906 she

[@topsportshorts2906]

@@gapplssb ye true sorry

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Grill

[@hoodiestring]

*Ultimate_Dwarf98 gets about 1000 friend requests after this*

[@pamelaathos5897]

RyeBread yeah I did 😂😂

[@hughirvine826]

luckycreeper real actually.

[@amyse1116]

RyBread ur right, I did xD

[@dorayrivers]

zPron ur not Ultimate.

[@alexc8992]

dori the basket case Hi, welcome to the Internet. It seems that you couldn’t tell. That was a joke, which is a satirical statement that typically is false.

[@maxc7439]

The greatest to ever play bed wars, rest in peace Alex

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

My favourite part of bedwars is when techno gets his bed destroyed and becomes a nomad

[@armiefalconi5947]

Ultimate_Dwarf: Your amazing Technoblade: *gasp* this is the most supportive team ever

[@ranbo0]

Yes

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

yes

[@nwut]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 you comment everywhere

[@WaddleTheEgg]

@@nwut he’s got 80 comments on this channel

[@eriadin]

UltimateDwarf98, you absolute legend

[@xxchocolatechipxx2896]

*yes*

[@yazaniscool3094]

@Amazing ADY whats whahmen

[@jkslambskewer5698]

@@yazaniscool3094 woman, pretty sure that's how pewds calls them

[@nishant7095]

Yeah!

[@TheUnfunnyGuy1]

Came back 4 years later nostalgia hit hard rest in peace techno

[@vetak7860]

14:50 he forgot his “brother’s” name 😂

[@ilikefrogs9001]

You should party ultimate_dwarf98 in your next bedwars video

[@pamelaathos5897]

A Chicken I would love to team with him again!!

[@cookiemeadow2165]

Yesss do this! Also Pamela Athos are you actually Ultimate_Dwarf98??

[@pamelaathos5897]

Bouncy Dragon yes I am friend me on the server and I will confirm it 😄😄

[@peogobe7434]

If she girl?

[@pamelaathos5897]

Pê O Gờ Bê yes I am 😂😂

[@razeenrajaful]

technoblade sounds like depressed kermit the frog

[@Eazy_Peazy]

LMAOO

[@betterthanzekromandreshira9313]

WAIT HE DOES

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Nah, he's just in college

[@Imduked]

Lmao

[@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 that explains the depressed paet

[@kikusomc]

2:25am, got school tommorow, watching old techno vids. vibes.

[@abonee]

11:58 Ultimate_Drawf98: youre amazing! Technoblade: good work :D BEST DUO

[@pixel_ruby1705]

“I have a 96 win streak right now, I’m pretty sure this is the highest win streak I’ve had” revisits 2019 “uh huh”

[@notjoestar7319]

Rip the 1800 winstreak

[@fartman998]

This was after that nerd

[@reecedeacon2040]

Yup

[@GoStudyHqckers]

1819

[@muffinking9204]

GoStudyHqckers ok nerd

[@aoiujdsfasfjioasfo]

Ultimate_Dwarf98 and Technoblade. Name a better duo I'll wait.

[@robodog9841]

@daniel lmfao

[@binivarghese7727]

jo mama and me

[@Euoplocephalus]

Pee and poop, delicious combo

[@averagepanda606]

Toast and butter Peanut butter and Jelly

[@user-xx9jr1yb7b]

I can't dude It's hard But also

[@Stradious]

1:41 if only he knew... man

[@scrimbus]

Techno: ignore everyone, acquire wealth Me, who babysits to acquire wealth: if I ignore them they'll set the house on fire

[@SoupySammpy]

ultimate_dwarf98: *dyes* *Heh-low end wellcom two WatchMojo, tooday wear goh-eeng too bea coun-teang down da top ten saddest any-may deaths*

[@battleshipfan3435]

Ah yes *Helloe*

[@livindeadghoul]

*Engrish*

[@-zawolf-8325]

*i cri*

[@SoupySammpy]

Dallion playz dont worry guys I fixed it 😃👍

[@John-M-1235]

@@SoupySammpy no you didn't

[@lemonkey2861]

"Dying is for casuals." - *Sun Tzu, The Art Of War*

[@SuperShineYT]

Lol

[@jordanrodriguez9521]

this didn't age well

[@RajatSingh-ow4np]

@@jordanrodriguez9521 right

[@rmagaming7920]

Rip techno you inspired me and others to grind you will always be remembered.legends never die.

[@austingibson4996]

This way my first ever techno blade video I watched. Randomly popped up on my recommended so I figured I would thank techno for all the laughs through these years. Rest In Peace man

[@joshmccarthy7618]

Technoblade: They have potato stats man! Also Technoblade: farms potatoes for over a year non-stop

[@jucalebre7540]

Lmao

[@praveenkirubananthan3358]

The irony

[@rgxyz1233]

Lol

[@mcdripeast1634]

ur mom

[@lennartstockl5826]

He got the biggest potato stat of them all. And he is proud.

[@username4500]

*techno clicks W to walk forward* *my ears: hears twelve keyboard clicks* *me: what the..

[@glitch_the_pix]

It’s called w/sprint tapping, a strategy PVPers use for more knockback in their hits (if it’s done right) He’s probably a bit used to it at this point so it’s habitual

[@alotofthings3692]

@@glitch_the_pix I do it and was wondering if u can do it while in mid air

[@gamingschool9560]

@@alotofthings3692 ik I am 7 months late but u cant

[@alotofthings3692]

@@gamingschool9560 better late than never

[@cerealbird4476]

@@alotofthings3692 woah, you did the thing

[@Rekonised]

"Let's beat up this white guy." - Technoblade

[@gamergrantclips1109]

Wow hearing about the bald wars after the whole cancer thing is strange

[@dylanzemuffin]

12:04 Imma just say a story time I guess. all my teammates were dead, I had good armor and weapons. It was just me and another player, standing across from each other. Where we were standing had a gap between us and I knew I would win. I repeatedly looked down and up at him again, expecting for him to jump. He knew he would lose and did jump. The team I was with cheered in the chat to let me know they were happy for our victory. It felt GREAT to know that I had won my first match and that everyone in my team was there for me in the end. That is my most supportive team.

[@novemberdelta1282]

they are certified epic gamers

[@dylanzemuffin]

@@novemberdelta1282 ;)

[@justastupidduck]

The best Friendships happen in Minecraft

[@wyxkit2343]

my most supportive team was someone who was toxic but protected everyyone in the team a ton we won and he got the f remove

[@eltipodibujando6636]

I almost- no... i cried :( Once in a game there was this girl. She said: lets go to the yellows IN THE PUBLIC CHAT And then she thought nobody saw it because they didnt respond... She got some kills and beds, but she would want us to help her *while she was in the other side of the map*. We lost and in the next match she somehow managed to be my team again. He is a noob, she said. I said: "well it looks like you still cant use /tell" and disconnected... Srry for the bible i wanted to spit it out

[@octopaul]

this is Ultimate Dwarf's channel now

[@pamelaathos5897]

OctagonalPaul omg 😂😂😂

[@lwcky8929]

Pamela Athos fake

[@dorayrivers]

luckycreeper real

[@isaacli7170]

I could not stop laughing when you said “hey let’s go beat up that white guy”.

[@dreamer_rowan6499]

“Ignore everyone and acquire money” -Technoblade 2018

[@LethalMonarch]

“Let’s beat up this white guy” - Technoblade

[@greenflavored]

“I didn’t miss, I just didn’t have long enough arms”

[@daemuellesalvino599]

perfect vid to watch while eating

[@Dr.PHomie]

5:00 “am i gonna be randomly stabbed in the face by an invisible person” *3 seconds later* *gets stabbed by an invisible person*

[@kevinfackrell8097]

Techno: doesn’t upload Me: watches a 2 year old Video for content from him

[@spiceydice6968]

Streams?

[@OverChicken112]

yes, streams

[@Lylahmyluv]

@@spiceydice6968 a lot Of people don’t have twitch, or don’t have the time to watch 1:00:00 vods so stick to clips and old videos

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

@@Lylahmyluv technoblade doesnt stream on twitch lmao all his streams are in his "past livestreams" playlist

[@Lylahmyluv]

@@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 I was referring to all streamers not just techno 😁👌🏼

[@draco5241]

he wasn't joking the haircut made it so he can upload daily

[@DragonDeoMinecraft]

DragonDoesStuff hey I do not do stuff

[@banter2143]

Dude, did you think he was lying?

[@godzilla3768]

Technoblade never lies

[@Kirrally_]

DragonDoesStuff ayyyy 300th like

[@kittykittykat9993]

DragonDoesStuff lies

[@theanimationmaster724]

The power of friendship is strong with this one…

[@saucygrandpa8128]

‘Ultimate Dwarf bought manic miner… that’s okay!’ Later: Technoblade just barely mines through two layers of obsidian in time thanks to Manic Miner

[@tizmemc]

Ultimate_Dwarf98 was the mvp

[@clickpause8732]

Ultimate Dwarf deserves to be your permanent duo fixture. Maybe you should get them to join you in random quads.

[@wildliv9191]

all hail ultimate_dwarf

[@Quidifyy]

I hope, one day.... they will see this video and comment

[@lilchico3066]

Creeper Bomb me to

[@arkaniaxp4446]

Son of Poseidon bringer of earthquakes lord of the sea blah blah blah

[@Marshlate]

Wild Liv I dunno if you will get this refrence, but super high school level Dwarf confirmed.

[@Idk-lg9hi]

I saw u I'm bionics vid today

[@moodringteen8209]

i almost cried at wholesome bedwars commentary. dear god.

[@GamingwithGarvGurwara]

Technoblade: "I blinked and everyone and their grandmothers started being able to god bridge" Why did this line get me laughing lmaoo 😂