Whos Faster? - Ark Survival Evolved

[@Cheshiremd]

Considering that Thick had a pod and could have totally saved his bird, i say "Thick'd" here is totally deserved.

[@felixhelixer]

I was gonna comment this as well but figured someone else noticed that as well. Thick sure is silly.

[@Evoqc84]

Yep, was coming to comment this one too, fkin thick lol

[@corruptedewok2478]

Came here to say this. Sometimes these videos hurt to watch lol.

[@mljxhunter6681]

cant cryo dinos when they are taking damage

[@olefoss8052]

@@corruptedewok2478 after playing the game for 3 years these videos always hurt to watch lol.

[@Dan-uw9zu]

Appsro: I’m going to fly around and hopefully get knocked off from a cat. Also Appsro: *flies 100feet over the top of the redwood trees*

[@gloriousgoo7087]

"a man that carrys a satchel." You mean the Postman? Leave him alone, he works hard damn it.

[@squireltag1000]

Right! Im a man whos curious about the telsa truck. Most truck owners these days barely use their trucks for any type of 'work'.. when i see a clean ram or f150, i think, there goes a sheep..

[@andrewmorgan2537]

I have a Post lady.

[@curtiss.arnold1318]

Or Indiana Jones?

[@slothythebadger7726]

@@squireltag1000 Tesla truck is a joke.

[@pandorasnow]

Kevin Costner

[@ceenoweevil860]

Missed opportunity for Blue Beary...

[@billk3564]

Agree. And the Two of them...the blues brothers

[@jjsouls6986]

Lol blue cheese is better. Ppl do that shit all the time. Blue berry and blues bros are common

[@ceenoweevil860]

Well I named my own bear Necessities. Not really relevant, I'm just proud of that one.

[@jjsouls6986]

@@ceenoweevil860 booo disney references

[@ceenoweevil860]

@@jjsouls6986 shhhhh the mouse police will take my ark account.

[@markcomeau82]

I cant believe you didn't name the bear and sasquatch "The Blues Brothers"

[@jeremy_cricket]

Or their team Blue Man Group. lol

[@Caenef]

Or Blue-Beary for the bear.

[@104totheMeggsy]

Thank you! That's the first thing I thought of in the beginning and I kept waiting for them to make that joke. xD

[@Kamikazibroadcast]

or even better name 1 dan aykroyd and the other john belushi

[@DrakenAshen]

...the avoidance of the joke was the joke.

[@jeffparris88]

I love that the snacks I sent made it into an episode. And of course it’s Simon eating them while recording.

[@PartialDemon]

1:55 its literally the "Blues Brothers" one tall and lean the other short and stocky, just needed the hats and sunglasses. Jake and Elwood 4 ever.

[@sirchopptv9316]

Neebs doesn't curse but he's quick to go along with a sex joke

[@jynx3662]

Your assuming he even saw that comment as being sexual. In my mind, he was thinking how awesome of a plumber he was one time.

[@leagueofewoks1967]

A man of culture

[@schrodingersgat4344]

The times that he does...it is shocking to hear.

[@jeremy_cricket]

A new-ish Neebs fan I see. lol

[@indecutink]

There's been times when he almost slipped, but that would break his "clean" character

[@smokwolfB]

Guys Siriusly thank you all. For the past couple of Months and Weeks you have been one of the reasons I am still sain and running. And for that I have to write this. My and my wife lost our son this January due e to a heart disease (taussig bing) he was born on the 13 of January and died 10 days. After a heart surgery. We hoped so much that hes gonna get well. I tried to be strong specially for my wife.... One of the things that helped, well you guys.. The videos the humor it helped me in the time he was in the hospital and it's helping me come out of the darkness getting back to "normal". If that is even possible. And I just know if Mattheo was still there he would have loved you guys too. It is still tough but we will get through. My wife and my as a Team and with a little bit of you guys. So from the bottom of my heart. Thanks for your Work. And all the best for you and your familys And all so a big thanks to the community you guys are the best. Even if you don't know someone you treat them very kind. (Sorry for the bad grammar my German would have been better)

[@rocklight86]

That ending with the big ol "Thick'd" had me laughing. This needs to be a thing more often.

[@WompaStomp85421]

yessssss

[@ca352256]

You know what?.... nah

[@spdutahraptor777]

We need a t-shirt

[@SK-ww7ud]

I love thick trying to figure out what dying of radiation would sound like for like 2 minutes

[@emilieisabelmunk9601]

I WAS feeling sad for Thick, when no one reached out a hand to help him, buut... I was also cry-laughing at the end so nevermind! Rest in heaven sweet birdybird, may Cooter greet you

[@defective2207]

Ya bruh he had a crypod poor bird.

[@codyrogoff8985]

cooter is there greeting her with a t-shirt for the thick’d club.

[@virgoelf5529]

Also Big Shirley as well

[@SM-ev6if]

@@defective2207 You can't cryo anything when taking radiation damage. He could have gave it a mushroom stew beforehand and it would have lived.

[@defective2207]

@@SM-ev6if sorry I'm stupid

[@zombymando6210]

I absolutely love that the scene that has Dora, a marine, doing some kind of military thing and the song in the background is the Army song lol

[@Gamerafighter76]

I can kinda see Dora as a drill sergeant; next thing you know, he’ll be painting “happy, little trees”. Simon was funny. Neebs and Appsro seemed to have fun, and Thick Thicking his bird at the end is to be expected with him, really, cause animals tend to die around him a lot more than Simon.

[@ghostchilli8022]

Dora proper flustered Simon then, he had no idea what to do 😂

[@chaseabell2434]

Simon and Dora have made a horde of reptilian soliders, and I love it

[@faydetoblack]

That "pipe layer" joke was not lost on me.

[@medicwebber3037]

When your buddy dying can’t interrupt your taffy conversation. 🤣🤣🤣 LOVED the look and sound of the THICK’D stamp!

[@alykazaam]

The Thick rescue/taffy scene was improv at its finest -- absolutely hilarious.

[@WildElroy13]

What timing. Just got back from breakfast with the kids and the new Neebs video is up. Life is good. Should have named the bear Jake and the Pteradon call him Elwood. The Blues Brothers.

[@RAVAG3DH3AD]

love ya thick, ya always make me smile with ya crazy commentary, love ya all, keep up the amazing work.

[@Not_AAA_Batteries]

The tech rex stil has a Christmas hat on😂🤣

[@autisticgamer24]

IKR

[@skydude0923]

Tek

[@Silent_Shadow]

Who gives a fuck

[@akalazarus]

I loved the solid steel "Thick'd" drop on screen! Great job guys!

[@paolopajarillo5450]

5:53 Thick arriving at Neebs-halla. RIP Legendary Man Warrior Thick44!! 🤘🏻

[@blujackal8391]

Hearing thick screaming in agonizing pain I got to say that was very enjoyable!!!! And I think to myself why did I enjoy it so much and then he gets another animal thicked !!! And then I remember why I enjoyed it LMFAO

[@rizqikurniawan3783]

One of my favorite episodes. The army scene and thicked ding dong song 15:43 make me laugh so much. Thank you guys good job

[@Nannada1212]

Back on the old schedule! Time to kick back and start day drinking!

[@mikegloyd1300]

as much as i agree and support your enthusiasm, i gotta say that i worry for your health my friend.

[@Nannada1212]

@@mikegloyd1300 relax, it's Saturday my dude. Not a daily thing

[@mikegloyd1300]

@@Nannada1212 i'd be lying if i said i wasnt doing the same. i got a pint of whiskey and a bottle of lemonade right here. cheers brother

[@stevenwitte769]

@@mikegloyd1300 you guys must not have kids

[@mikegloyd1300]

@@stevenwitte769 i do indeed. shes 6 years old and at her mothers house.

[@skepticalzo]

Loved Dora's nerfed Corps Drill Sgt. Lucky he kept it @ 25%, Simon. Thick knows the keyboard command to attack your target...communicate...To Neebs and Appsro, Thylacleos spawn below the limbs on the redwoods...you're better off on foot lookin up then flying...just keep your head on a swivel and keep some normal bear traps handy. Thick. No, not just Thick. You guys, if you plan on spelunking, ALWAYS keep grappling hooks on you...C'mon, you've been doing this sooo long now. It should be second nature to you by now. Anthony, love your editing, Sir and gr8 vid as usual. R.I.P. Sister Mary Toots

[@timbouchard2704]

I'm so happy the world has the neebs crew! my favorite part of the day, I got a bag of Doritos and a red bull. and now a new episode on the neebs channel. life is good!

[@stateofheshgames500]

Tim Bouchard, it’s one of my favorite parts of my day too. Best KZbin channel.

[@APeopleP3rson]

Have you tried Monster Zero red? Jesus that stuff got me hooked from Red Bull.

[@syrup_ladx1446]

It's a vibe

[@timbouchard2704]

@@APeopleP3rson ill have to try it RB is so expensive lol

[@APeopleP3rson]

@@timbouchard2704 If you have a Circle K store/gas station around you, they're 2 for 4.29.

[@SilvaSeraphim]

I love the kittycats too ... you find them nearer to the edge of the map near the red beacon.

[@camelgamer6886]

2:35 starts playing an army song meanwhile Dora was in the marine Corp

[@justinwood8031]

I was wondering the same thing 😂

[@sirstrobie2436]

Camel Gamer That was probably the only version of something that sounded like Reveille

[@AymaKon]

Wasted moment to play the usmc hymn :(

[@zacwarsteiner5840]

Dora referred to Simon as "Soldier"; I'd say that was worse.

[@AymaKon]

@@zacwarsteiner5840 jarheads of neebs gaming unite! Bring crayons.

[@thejonwithnoh3746]

3 years in the army now and just got my promotion status! I love that you guys used the army song in the background haha! more power guys! ive been a subscriber since 2013! definitely you guys are part of my life now! I wish I can go to your show :(

[@Zoe.m.]

Dora is a marine though so I'm wondering why they did an army thing. Idk still funny though.

[@travisbishop782]

Congrats on the promotion!

[@Aztecia]

"I'll eat the bugs... that's what she said". xD Oh Neebs.

[@X865]

I remember a Neebscast from just before the Tesla truck reveal where Thick was so excited to see what it was going to look like. I listened to it after the reveal and have been waiting to hear what he thinks about it. Now I know. Also, Blues Brothers. How did you guys miss that?

[@the-mighty-timerican6473]

You could name the dire bear, Cool Ranch Doritos or just Cool Ranch. And, a tapejara (Or, any pteranodon-type) "Parasailer" "Paraglider" "Pterasailer" or "Pteraglider"

[@EsStagefright]

So, the way thick is with the animals... When he meets unfortunate happenings... I thoroughly enjoy it! 😂

[@Jerberus]

The call was made that it was a natural occurrence of expendable, can't be thick'd by definition.

[@ProcyonDei]

He had a Cryopod he could use to store the bird. Plus it all happened because of his own shenanigans... Definitely Thick'd.

[@celticknight221]

Everyone talking about Taffy while Thick slowly died of radiation... that had me rolling. Which become more laughter, realizing that the "Thick'd" tag... HOPEFULLY WILL BE A THING!! Whenever something bad happens, that tag pops up

[@mc_mf_dani_d]

That ending with just the thick’d sent me rolling on the floor

[@CaptainCrapnuts]

Then it's hi hi hey, the army's on its way, count off the cadence loud and strong. For where'ere we go, you will always know, that those caissons go rolling along

[@ghillieg4169]

Wow that bit with the argentavis was sad, if only thick had some way of storing it so it wouldn’t get hurt Cough Cough *CRYOPOD* cough cough

[@mammasalt4034]

So true I was yelling "what the hell use the cryo yep it will be thickd" poor Dino's are cursed.

[@eliasdaw5088]

Cant cyro dinos if theybare taking damage

[@220lunacy]

Holy shit, praise the Lord, Dora finally got Simon to close the gate to their place. I love you guys

[@shefaz8991]

Got my coffee, gf and Neebs Gaming on this beautiful Saturday morning 🙌🏽

[@jormgundtheballast7397]

I hope it's Doomtrain. That was the only useful gf outside of junctioning.

[@firehedgehog1446]

I swear Simon's memory is like the Dedicated Storage boxes, he can remember how to do one thing at a time, and when knows he does it well, but when Simon has to learn how to do something else he immediately forgets how to do the first thing and has to learn it all over again, much like how those Dedicated Storage boxes can store a fuck-ton of one item type at a time, but nothing else until you wipe it

[@justinrolls9526]

Man, last time I was this early I got put in an incubator.

[@cikdik]

underated comment

[@Gamerafighter76]

Hah!

[@outdawazoo2162]

this is exactly how ark goes with my friends, not much gets done but we have a ton of fun

[@swamite5553]

When thick was flying through the lava cave I kept waiting for a bwoundaw like in the song fortunate sons because of the music

[@jjsouls6986]

Lol it's always fun to see thick, thick himself

[@grebgreb5466]

When they counted down and said "not it" I instinctively muttered not it without even realizing

[@grebgreb5466]

I didn't relise till a few seconds later

[@alexromero2632]

@Myrm Ants exactly what I was gonna say lol

[@MistahBryan]

@14:11, Poor Thick... they clearly were "busting his chops" , but still :)

[@jwilson1687]

When Neebs gaming D&D? Just a one shot with Doraleus and associates characters or new ones.... I think you guys could have fun with it. And there are ways to make it visually fun with things like roll20.

[@itspetz7421]

Wow as a Doraleous and associates fanatic ive Hoenstly tried to run a Champaign with them buttt.... Yea it got simond ;)

[@TalentCaldwell]

@@itspetz7421 Someone actually made a game based on D&A that the NEEBS CREW played some years ago. Here's a link to the video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGSnnpurlJxqrdU

[@itspetz7421]

@@TalentCaldwell holy moly thx for the link

[@tommybarreto2847]

Just now hearing Aspro yelling hogs when thick’s talking about getting pigs on the radio 🔥🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣🔥

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Valguero’s coming to an end boys, gonna miss it but i cant wait for Genesis cinematic series

[@connorawesomest2682]

NutshotBrawler I wonder if there gonna wait till part two of genesis comes out

[@ivsalimeni3049]

i wish they gave Empyrion a chance again its been what 4 years?

[@manslayer691]

ivsa limeni what is empyrion

[@ivsalimeni3049]

@@manslayer691 just type neebs gaming empyrion they did 4 episodes waaay wayy back and said "next week" well its been 3 years xd its a survival/building space game

[@ivsalimeni3049]

@Frank Martinez hahaha i just hope they all come back together again this separation in teams is not rly working there is not much room for improv and shit to happen

[@StevenAbootman]

Love watching thick play all because he's more goal oriented than the rest

[@kalebjackson4882]

Y’all, I just wanted you to know that there is this Carno TLC mod that I found today and love. It makes the model look way more cool and gives it a charging attack. And I wanted to know if you could at least try it. Love you guys :)

[@Opthalmico]

I love ya guys so much! so hysterical and amusing. Ark is hands down my favorite series and one of my most favorite games. Wish I could team up with thick though, he deserves a partner of equal skill to do the dangerously fun stuff. Or at least get him a teammate. He gets left for dead so much 😄

[@ItsAceyBlack]

Keep up the great videos Neebs gaming crew!

[@EvanRath]

That monster that thick rode into the rad zone needs some credit here. I think he was the hero of this episode.

[@spartan003]

Who else remembers the tale of neebs taking two frogs across the sea.

[@jaythaneslegion5009]

i still do.

[@spartan003]

@@jaythaneslegion5009 Wow I can't believe I typed that two years ago already.

[@detectivefestive3423]

that thick'd at the end killed me. god bless you anthony.

[@Not_AAA_Batteries]

13:08 Thick 44 calling all auto bots

[@dylanzimmerman3847]

“And the Army goes rolling, along” or in this case. Doraleous was rolling Simon out of the bed 😂😂😂😂

[@ladariusholmes1215]

Im only 7:30 in so I dont know yet how this is going to turn out But im seeing Thick in a cave by himself and I thought "Look at that initiative." Then I remembered the word Thicked is a thing. Let's see how this plays out Edit: Annnnnnd there it is. RIP Sister Mary Toots.

[@blastshieldaddiction]

He can cryopod his useless spino, but not his Bird?!

[@bugzyhardrada3168]

Im so happy you guys posted, Woke up this morning to find my xbox controller on the floor, somehow it had fallen in the cours of the night, and it didnt work, annoyed living hell outta me, cause now i gotta spend money i dont have on another piece of shit controller...... The only positive to this day is the shinning sun and the fact the Neebs posted a vid

[@havak9831]

When you havent even watched the video, but you hit the like button, just cause its Neebs

[@yuyaplays9311]

every video

[@bandabam1022]

Every single time. 👍

[@Arcainreaper]

Then those 4 assholes who hate happiness...

[@FastDuDeJiunn]

just cause u know something or someone will be THICKED

[@jrlong1217]

Appsro dropping multiple openers for Neebs to make a pipe layer joke. I'll never tire of the amazing dialogue in your videos. Appsro: "Man you lay some good pipe." Neebs: " I'm a good pipe layer, everyone says that." "Snow Birds" Also, Thick definitely Thick'd Sister Mary by not just cryo-podding her, poor desert owl. lul

[@NotASpyPootis]

Yall should make a genesis Serie,I can only imagine how there would be a bloodstalker race with cheating by grabbing the others

[@TheKadato]

be honest. itll take them a year to learn those controls. Let them play this map more, because genesis isnt even really complete yet. Its going to turn out like abberation and they will lose interest

[@NotASpyPootis]

@@TheKadato It's not that hard to understand the controls and ark genesis *IS* complete,the genesis simulation is over,the next phase isn't genesis,is something else.

[@ceenoweevil860]

Genesis is completely broken on console. Is out working on pc?

[@DARKPAPER28]

JustANotNormalGuy Genesis is still broken and don’t forget they are making a show, they probably know how to play the game but that wouldn’t be as fun to watch so that’s why they are acting like idiots

[@mist1714]

@@ceenoweevil860 runs smooth on the cluster im on, tiny bugs sometimes

[@ObiWanCannabi]

Hey simon theres a key for that, im pretty sure if you hit the period key, or one in that area it attacks whatever you are pointing at. Altho it does depend on your attacking group selected. you can set say, 3 different attacking groups one for ground one for fliers one for passive and you can easily switch between controlling all of those types of tame with one whistle, so say you have group one selected by hitting 1 on the numpad and you added a load of Raptors to that group, you can whistle to move that group around and no other tames will react. its been a while since i played but that's how i remember things Get used to the group commands, that way your whistles dont send everything to attack by "accident"

[@aofdemons5391]

Should make a got thick'd compilation

[@ceenoweevil860]

Much yes

[@jamesduncan4105]

Definitely lol

[@eklypse13]

Dora and Appsro: Artificial banana flavor was created to taste like bananas did at the time it was made. Bananas of today do not taste the same as they once did.

[@Zoe.m.]

You can still find some similar more flavoursome bananas in asian countries. Seeds in bananas is such a weird texture though lol.

[@BlindErephon]

Fun fact, that type of banana that the artificial flavor is based on, is nearly extinct due to a fungus.

[@matthewlangston2947]

Thank you for the content

[@kraanz]

Appsro, the bobcat-things can be found on redwood trees like the one you built your platform on, roughly the same height. And not on the treetops of skinny little twigs.

[@kubo6666]

Blue cheese (or gorgonzola) does a have a blue tint in it. Don't tell Neebs though. He doesn't need to hear he's right hahaha

[@Mermiam]

That "tint" is mold.

[@kubo6666]

*puke* am I right?

[@Zoe.m.]

@@kubo6666 nah, mold is just a fungus, their enzymes break down the mild solids and make the cheese tasty.

[@kubo6666]

Just not for me >< I've eaten it slot on burgers but other than that not a huge fan

[@Coralyn]

I actually felt really sad for Sister Mary Tooth who could have been spared in a number of ways. Thick'd indeed.

[@ritulsingh4702]

2:43 me to my mom every morning

[@ashhob91]

The other red wood section of that map tends to have the 'cat' you're looking for (at least on the servers I've hopped on) 🖖 can't wait for the next upload!

[@Jamesdlc117]

Funny shit my kids (6) and (8) got into a big fight with there cousins over Ark saying that your youTube videos are better then kingdaddydmac haha just picture little kids having a Ark argument hahaha 😂

[@lucasunger1020]

Was totally feeling sympathetic to Thick's plight of no one coming to help him when he got stuck by developer oversight on those rocks. But then at the end when he didn't use his cryopod, unless they're single use only, yeah that was definitely a Thick'd moment. RIP Sister Mary Toots.

[@tahcsic9749]

You can’t cryopod an animal that’s taking damage, his only option would’ve been to cryopod the one animal and then ride Mary but he would’ve died still the bird was halfway back

[@bellsoflagunabend6668]

Been waiting so excited

[@Ulube6969]

Lol That Taffy talk was funny while thick was dying

[@Bubbajoe204]

WHY DIDNT YOU CRYO POD MARY TOOTS!!!! DAMMIT THICK

[@scottcrapo4778]

I love the Army song in the background of the “training session”

[@bodenmaddoxmain]

So... why didn't Thick cryopod the argy after he got the spino? He had one in his inventory that he just collected.

[@skyler4356]

I personally love that the Army song was playing in the background.

[@Logical_Raven]

no wonder thick lone wolfs most the time... he bit the bullet to call for an assist, and ya'll said "just die"... go team......:-\

[@loganpowers1999]

If thick would think plans through I stead of just winging it they would probably help more often 🤣 plus the unnecessary deaths man if he had cryopod Mary she wouldn't have even died

[@Logical_Raven]

@@loganpowers1999 true, probably would have even been advised had there been any thought of helpin his butt... oh well. just don't let the team fall apart again? i hated that section... personal opinion obviously... i yelled "it was his bird" for months! lol

[@Danielle33384]

BornWiccan7 I agree 100%!!

[@greenerion]

Military instructor teaching something he doesn't know because he was posted to a school against his will and then him yelling at you for not knowing shit...yeah that sounds accurate to me XD

[@lordfreiza6548]

Im waiting for thick to get a new egg and put tesla down XD

[@nightlistic8012]

After watching both playlist of you all playing this game I picked up a copy on PS4. Have to say its been incredibly fun.

[@drezhuey4312]

Damn it Thick , feed your argy mushroom soup in the radiation zone .

[@117ralph]

"we don´t have all day , maggot !!!" ^^D)))

[@whitecat1441]

i thought nothing can beat "Bunny massacre" feel but mary-toot Death were a lot sadder since she got thick!

[@accawaan8145]

I gotta say this episode and the last Ark ep have great new music choices! Big fan guys. Great job!

[@Primordial_Entity]

You should FINISH the Aberration serie!! And don't even start with "it was one more day thing!"

[@chadlerbrookman4761]

TsukuyomiVALVh they are trying to do genesis instead

[@xyv.3389]

i'd rather have genesis

[@Primordial_Entity]

@@xyv.3389 I don't because I suffered in that map, I want to see them struggle a lot 😂

[@aurilightsong6330]

Yuuuup. That was yet another Thickening, may she rest peacefully and the Dude Abide by her.

[@SkyCat911]

Totally could of put your argy in the cryo pod.:/ THICK!!

[@mljxhunter6681]

cant cryo dinos while taking damage

[@SkyCat911]

Mohamad Shoreim oh

[@Nhawthorne9274]

I feel like it is Christmas every time a Neebs gaming episode drops! 🎄

[@Tolgrath]

Thick: "the 2020 tesla pick up truck is for a man that carries a satchel". Ummm... Thick... you all drop bags when you die. Satchel = bag = you not a man?

[@Breacher96]

The fact that Dora was in the Marine Corps and they're playing the army song while he was training Simon, gave me cancer

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Should’ve called them the Blues Brothers or the Blue-cchese Crime Family

[@ohnonotthemagain7088]

I like the Blue Jersey Devils

[@CiaoM8]

Am I the only one who got an IHOP ad at 12:39 😂