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[@drewahrens3141]

That actually startled me when they dropped the package on the baby argi and edited it to look like it got turned into a bloody smear.

[@loganthesaint]

Drew Ahrens it did me too, like I was like I did not know that was a feature of the game 😂

[@Nannada1212]

Anthony getting bored in quarantine lmao

[@Mkilbride2599]

Amazing

[@AnthonyCSN]

Muahahahaha

[@mc_mf_dani_d]

“Ok Simon this might suck” is the best opening line ever

[@mclovin2408]

So true. Simon is my personal favorite and Appsro follows after Simon.

[@magfusionz6876]

Yup

[@garysmith3037]

And he wonders why Simon was so focused on whipping it out.

[@PlntPeace]

Is it really though ?

[@jasiahmarvin23]

i guess im asking randomly but does anyone know of a tool to get back into an Instagram account? I stupidly forgot the password. I appreciate any tricks you can give me.

[@smokejenson1715]

Appsro: “RIP AND TEAR” Me: Looks like someone has been playing Doom Eternal👀

[@iller3]

that... or animal crossing. They're roughly equivalent in their bleak judgments upon humanity

[@Eraiso]

He did a little review on his channel. Wish he did a play through though.

[@kyleeicher7355]

“I’m just gonna give it some food” *Drops food* S P L A T

[@drewahrens3141]

that actually startled me

[@captin3149]

@@drewahrens3141 Same

[@medicwebber3037]

I freakin’ laughed so hard!! Simon and Doraleous kill more newborns than any amount of animals Thick has ever killed in Ark!! (The freakin’ blood spatter...🤣🤣🤣. I was dying!! ... Like that baby!)

[@catherinedenman8859]

I like this comment 10x

[@Looney_Island23]

I love that thick has a dragon but use’s stone tools

[@joegerhard615]

Its not a dragon, its a wyvern...

[@Flvtchrr]

@@joegerhard615 iT's NoT a DrAgOn, iT's A wYvErn. Aka, a classification of a dragon

[@cmdrfuzzynubbins2997]

a wyvern is a dragon. (wyvern: a two-legged dragon with a barbed tail. -Oxford Dictionary) So saying a wyvern isn't a dragon is like saying, "That's not a dog, it's a chihuahua."

[@CANTIJustPostacommen]

People fighting about fictional characters, that’s new...

[@adambeech6416]

Cmdr Fuzzy Nubbins what the fucks a chilhuahuauha

[@shingekinokyojin2368]

Simon: Double looks to make sure Dora is gone Also Simon: *hits bird*

[@caeldern5667]

TITANUS ALLOSAUR I laughed way to damn hard at that 😂

[@JT3st]

"not everything I say is sarcastic" I felt that

[@raycar1165]

I hate it when people think I mean the exact opposite of the actual words I spoke. In the voice of Jackie Chan: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!

[@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961]

I have the exact opposite problem

[@soullbird9qtm523]

@@raycar1165 You mean Carter?

[@raycar1165]

@@soullbird9qtm523 Jackie says it then Chris Tucker (Carter) says "dont nobody under stand the words coming out of your mouth man" iirc it's close to that.

[@raycar1165]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/noeuqYeBoc-ipZo

[@cardiacdrummer5443]

Gotta love how Appsro went into Doom Guy mode: “Rip and tear!”

[@jonathontoney2338]

Its not self quarantine, its a month long neebs gaming viewing party.

[@urduib]

Valid point :)

[@cerving20]

5 month long you mean

[@connorhill2407]

5 month viewing party

[@GlassF1re]

@@cerving20 six month long you mean.

[@karikim6905]

@@GlassF1re seven month long now lmao ;w;

[@chrisN1985]

Thick to Dora “I think you are a man who carries a purse” hahaha I lost my shit

[@MrNajsman]

Here´s a building tip for anyone building any kind of bridge in Ark: As long as foundations and ceilings are connected by at least one set of walls or pillars, every piece of ceiling count as supported by the directly underlying foundation. Start by laying out a line of foundations on the ground or ocean floor directly under where you want your bridge. At one end build up walls or pillars to reach desired height. Build bridge without use for more pillars. Normal support rules apply, you can go out 2 pieces sideways from the line of foundations below. Afterwards, add aestethic pillars to avoid the floaty look.

[@guccigucci21194]

You haven’t lived until you’ve shaken a wolf to death 😂😭💀

[@supergluehotty]

Vote #thick4pong

[@connorbarrett3422]

BillyStillwater read this as he said it, amazing timing

[@Daniel_Alves1993]

Gotta be honest, I felt a little bit sad for that wolf

[@guccigucci21194]

Daniel Alves same 😂

[@AntonioLopez-ks5qb]

Love how concerned Dora sounded when Simon hit the bird

[@ab-15188]

I swear everytimes Thick44 wants his animals to die, it just doesn't die 😂

[@drewahrens3141]

YES! APPSRO SHOUTED "RIP AND TEAR"!

[@josephlopez4514]

The package drop on the baby Argie was fucking funny, another great vid!! Thank you Boys, just brightened this Saturday right-up!!

[@GrunkaLunka808]

Totally had me when they dropped the package on the bird 😂

[@default5589]

I jump scared when Dora dropped package on bird.. 😵

[@jellyfeet7570]

Toco?

[@stevekravitz3462]

Does anyone still remember when thick, neebs, and Appsro we’re stuck in pixark

[@dunia6544]

Steve Kravitz ya

[@shefaz8991]

I hated those videos at first but the more I rewatch them I love em haha

[@DeaconStJohn28]

Yea. I hated it too. But I have grown to like it now that its over.

[@nicholashoezee1386]

Nah i didn’t like it and still don’t but I’ll always like neebs

[@shefaz8991]

They make anything and everything look hilarious and fun lol It was just a gag and it worked 🤣

[@foxmouse]

Rexs are the usual meta when taking on bosses and boss like creatures, so it should be an interesting adventure nonetheless. Personally I would have tamed up a mess of megatheriums. When the mega sloth does damage to a bug a special buff begins called Bug Killer, which reduces all damage from all creatures and weapons by about 75% and causes damage to multiply by 250% to *any target* for 120 seconds. This buff is multiplicative with the passive 150% multiplier against bugs, totaling 375% against bugs. Guess what type of creature the Broodmother is and what that cave is going to be full of? Best of luck guys!

[@jordonkautz1470]

When stacking pillars really high like that, try snapping ladders to the pillars as you climb up. Much easier than trying to line it up with a bird.

[@OuchMySpleen]

that and start ramps from the top landing and work your way down

[@Jugsofmilk]

Or they could of made cryo pods tho

[@JesusVelociraptor]

What are cryo pods?

[@TheBlueB0mber]

Justin Lehman pretty much a poke ball for your tame.

[@spitsfreeman]

Or just built a line of foundations and at the end you want to be tall build pillars up then on ceiling and a ramp all the way down.. no need for all the pillars ever 3 spaces.

[@stevekeeling7988]

Simon and Dora are really contributing raising the boss killing army

[@danielmatei4590]

''Im normal human.... boy'' . Thick accepting his true self brings joy and warmth to my hearth .

[@orszulakw]

So a little birdy tells me that if we elect Simon as president (#simon4pong) a new Ark episode will come out every Saturday. I don't know about you guys, but I like the sound of that. So if you're like me and really enjoy watching the boys play Ark, please vote Simon this election day. Paid for by the Are You a Man SuperPAC

[@8cutstrings]

And sponsored by Kratoast, Italian sandwiches

[@funkymunky7935]

I'll vote for whoever promises to bring back Doraleous and Associates

[@orszulakw]

@@funkymunky7935 Stay tuned for another announcement in the coming days regarding this issue.

[@loveashlyn320]

@@funkymunky7935 I second that

[@jfromtheburgh5643]

I vote for doraleous

[@confectortyrannis275]

We just gonna give a pass on "Peachfuzz, beautiful but useless." 🤣🤣🤣

[@ReafWasAlreadyTaken]

Come on Neebs be honest.....that "thank you" was so sarcastic.

[@filmandfirearms]

Everything Neebs says sounds sarcastic. That's just how his voice sounds

[@rya3190]

after you speak sarcastic, you can sometimes get use to it and start speaking sarcastically for normal stuff.

[@Lo0die3]

Rya 31 probably means you speak sarcastically way too often if it starts to take over your regular speech. Not even realizing how sarcastic you sound is essentially a problem.

[@jzarlejz]

"Rip and tear!" I caught that and I really hope it's Appsro's new battle cry.

[@spongebobbies]

jzarlejz I think Appsro’s played too much DOOM ETERNAL

[@TheArbiter1721]

I love appsro's RIP AND TEAR and then humming doom music

[@machodon]

Oh my god the rexes are going to die😭

[@meboi7874]

No! We gotta believe in them!

[@machodon]

Yup

[@elmariachi5133]

Simon will make at least one fall down the ledge for sure. It's light headed from Neebs and Apprso to not add one part more width to that thing.

[@bombchus]

If they would have looked just a little bit further west there's a literal Road leading from the coast all the way to the spider pit......

[@machodon]

@@bombchus bro how much space does valguro map needs?

[@ca352256]

@13:25 I like the jazzy Christmas music 👍

[@EzioMaverick]

Did they learn the " Whistle Command " ? asking before watching.

[@brainflash1]

It's Neebs Gaming, you already know the answer.

[@themurrrr]

No Answering before watching 🤣

[@travisnentwich3428]

Your bird is like a happy little Spitfire

[@destorytheworld]

Apsro!! building tip!! when doing large ramps pillar al the way to the wall snapping to each other, place them only one high. then place a ceiling on every other one. that should give you "Foundation support" that should allow you to build as high an far as you need. hope i explained that in a way you can understand. i know building is super wonky sometimes.

[@destorytheworld]

i sent this before watching the full vid. you could have saved your self a LOT of wood and time, but you got there in the end :P

[@oggoliath6793]

Rip an tear hell yeah you guys are awesome! Hope you guys are doing well in all this crazyness.

[@jamiemcmahon7397]

Just another post of me hoping the goddess adahop hearts my comments

[@shefaz8991]

Comment on the Minecraft vids. She does those and had commented and liked my comment several times. Also follow her on Twitter! Anthony edits and uploads these vids.

[@demortis]

I love the added blood splat Anthony, well done! I'm glad I watched that BEFORE I started eating, was a great laugh.

[@tuskawilla]

You got us with the whole splat sound and blood on the baby bird.

[@christophergeer6395]

Loved when Dora thru the package on the baby bird 🐦

[@tammyscorner6]

I may or may not have just binged the entire Ark playlist >.> Making quarantine muuuch easier to deal with lol Great vids guys!

[@Dragoon-xz8eh]

Thanks Adahop for uploading ARK series in random hours but the same day.

[@tyleranderson34]

The goddess does what the goddess pleases

[@jonathandavenport2500]

5:46 I like how Neebs knows he has a tendency toward sarcasm.

[@vainbadge4410]

Thick says he hates the Tesla pick up truck but deep down I think he loves it since it’s survived this long

[@cddrumming1518]

I love your guys content I've subscribed scence scorched earth you guys are so funny KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

[@baylenw]

Simon was really persistent about everybody getting naked by that fire

[@Breegull]

Saturday morning cartoons! F@$% yeah!!

[@layneclarke2382]

Was waiting for this one, great video yall

[@sarabarrett9718]

I wait all week just for y'alls Ark episodes! Still my favorite youtubers ♡♡♡♡♡

[@lapislarka]

I was surprised when Simon and Doraleous said they were building an outpost, but the way it all unfolded makes sense. The T Rex tightrope will be interesting, for sure. Nice episode, all in all. Thick's speech to all new low level dinos was the best.

[@Qwty163]

I’ve been watching since the island map: ep1

[@mrtaco89]

for future reference, foundation support works infinitly vertically. if you build a line of foundations that are all connected you can build above them and 2 foundation lengths to the side for as long an area as you have connected foundation support. so if you started from the mountain. build foundations out and pillar up to the height you need you can build ramps all the way down with just one pillar pole.

[@syberskiwolfmoon9807]

Hey guys, Dimetrodons are natural insulator dinosaurs. The higher their damage stat is, the higher their fortitude. Some of the most high level ones can be grouped together, and can even incubate a wyvern egg. This works if you put an egg in the middle of a bunch if wild Dimetrodon, too.

[@kirstenjohnson3586]

Woah beast and ding dong 😂😂

[@ktmjoslin9588]

Hmm, I think that opening line should be part of KZbin rewind 2020

[@88Mulls88]

to much honesty for KZbin though

[@ktmjoslin9588]

Touchè

[@MrZReacts88]

Thick “I’m trying to catch a Yutyrannus “ Dora” Oh you need antibiotics for that” Hehehe

[@Fisceroghr]

Learned a lot about love today here: Like, if you want inside that tight, warm fur you gotta shake the wolf. And that touching torches with a (self-proclaimed normal human boy) makes babies. Who knew.😮 Much love to you all (even and especially the behind the scenes all), thanks for everything you do for us and please stay safe out there. This world's better with you all in it.

[@harryweaver6609]

You could put wood ceiling on either side to make it a bit wider

[@MGALO-wv3ec]

Me: *Looks at thumbnail* Also me: what the hell is app. doing in the background

[@teher1k]

In this painting Apprso is holding a pick axe which implies he is, or was, building something. With a closer look behind him we find a huge structure crossing the canvas from the bottom right to the left top. In orthogonal perspective, the starting point of the ramp matches the position of the man's figures crotch. Therefore we can conclude; the wooden ramp is to represent his penis.

[@mustafazulkefli6210]

Neebs & Appsro messing with Daddies's babies.. Daddy Simon gon be real mad on the next episode!

[@MilitaryGamer83]

The peak bit just keeps reminding me of The Lion King

[@rus3r10us5]

That's the sound of neebs gaming working on the chains.. Yea eh yeah

[@faderrider75]

the exchange around the fire is the best.

[@caboose012]

Ya know.. Appsro, with all those pillars, you SHOULD be able to put ramps & platforms on BOTH sides of that GTA-esque megaramp!!😉

[@DeaconStJohn28]

Ive been waiting an hr for this. Just staring at my phone. I love u guys. Stay safe. Pretend the rona is an STD. Dont get it!

[@quincannon6275]

Neebs: Looks at Troodon, "Is this thing dangerous?" Me: Bro, what are u doing?

[@quentinquescustoms1749]

That peak that Simon found made me think of The Lion King.

[@mrush1820]

Thx for the great videos that we can watch when there’s the corona virus getting around

[@noahleibold9363]

Thick "I think your a man that carries a purse" lmfao! I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

[@dmeads5663]

Should’ve named that baby bird “Bubs McPeach”

[@ladyteruki]

3:30 Dora's "SORRY ?" is probably the best line of the episode.

[@Silenceduck]

Happy Ark Day!

[@quinndiesel1977]

APPSRO- The ramp would be so much easier to build. All you need to do is lay foundations from your starting point in a line to the base of the cliff. Then attach the ramp or sloped ceiling to the front. Because the ramp is connected to a single building/structure it will extend up to the top of the cliff without the need for all the pillar support. You just can't build it in parts. You have to have each piece connected to the original.

[@Heeroneko]

I think Thick secretly loves that truck and he's just insecure about it.

[@sebastianpoppell7902]

Image the therapy Tesla needs "Probably gonna drown it" Tesla: *Sweats in ice*

[@Red1theviolnce]

I make ramps with a line foundations underneath. It actually takes less material than huge pillar poles. You just line up foundation along the ground. As long as the ramp is connected through the first one they will continue to connect above the foundations

[@tomdestryjr.4261]

That's right Simon, shake it till you break it.

[@lucasunger1020]

Simon trying to deny that he hit the new bird was probably the highlight of this episode for me. Aside from the edit to make it look like it got squished when Dora dropped the box on it. xD

[@RobertMay289]

Happy Birthday again Doralingus

[@carlwitt7950]

3:11 Has a dragon... Still uses stone tools.

[@doublechriss_gaming9113]

U should add to your big ramp and make it 2 or 3 wide then u wouldn't have to worrie about falling off it... Love the video keep them coming....

[@DamienLee69]

Guys, in case you're interested someone cloned s plus. It's called super structures. It's a complete copy and they're adding more to it as well.

[@Bluedrag0n1977]

Neebs "Not everything I say is sarcastic!" ! Even Americanio cast Doubt on that!

[@MellowGamer1999]

Simon and Doraleous in a cabin alone is dangerous

[@Lewrid]

About a stonesthrow to the right where you built that ramp, you can walk up the cliff.

[@sasithedon140]

Been waiting for this probably the whole week??, idek man just glad you made more

[@kellendoolin5078]

HELL YEAH!!! Neebs gaming uploads on my birthday!!! Love it!!!

[@Gamerafighter76]

Fellas, be careful with the baby. Also, nice ramp, Appsro.

[@haileyscott1107]

I think Simon is jealous of the the bird with Dora 😂

[@travisnentwich3428]

The pack of wolves are coming😆

[@bushbuster6528]

It's like everyone has the 7 year itch at once. So much bickering!

[@misterthiqu2449]

When anyone asked me "whats the first thing you did this morning" I'll tell them "I seen some good old American justice this morning"

[@nolanthomas6270]

neebs i watched your scorched earth supercut last weekend and since then have watched every video of ark you’ve made

[@Ambivadox]

Pillar...fuck... messed that up. Yup, that's ARK building in a nutshell.

[@TheH3dgie]

One day you lads will figure out aircons will incubate eggs.....

[@ericblechinger5566]

Did you see how many they had built?

[@TheH3dgie]

@@ericblechinger5566 when?

[@bjkerp]

Thick you should destroy that ramp in revenge for Appsro blowing up your diving board!!

[@Nekulturny]

The elevator probably would have made more sense than the ramp lol.

[@StratBlackFishRa]

I laughed way too hard at "Fur Thing!"

[@johntaylor4013]

man i always forget how fucking cute baby dinos are lmao

[@stephenphillips7699]

First time seeing this video. Great ASMR to sleep to.

[@davidleeroybrownstarnes2608]

Thank you Neebs crew!!!

[@kirstypickering3617]

“I think you’re a man who carries a purse” is now in my repertoire and I love it