Why 8% of People Fall in Love With Their Kidnappers

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Lonely Woman: "I need someone to capture my heart" Kidnapper: "I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer Move"

[@Itan_Hillsan]

In order to get the girl or guy of your dreams, all you gotta do is let them kidnap you, until you become a mentally unstable human being. Works every time😉

[@mirkeer814]

Abdullah Haroon no u

[@simpman5419]

DIOOOO

[@mirkeer814]

Oh? You’re approaching me?

[@jplata3643]

Lol Happy New Years!🎊🎉✨❇🎇🎆

[@Erick-fp4ff]

kidnapper: * kidnaps * woman: *your free trial of being single has ended*

[@xavarrowww6]

this has to become top comment

[@midnightartist43]

😂

[@freyachan7630]

I like it

[@SoapyySkyy]

800TH LIKE

[@decanus8831]

Caesar did the same when he was kidnapped

[@awesomeness7543]

This actually makes a lot of sense and not too hard to understand. When humans are cut off from basic human needs (like food, going to the bathroom, communication, entertainment) they become vulnerable and desperate. Then to think that their captor is the only person providing them these needs they become almost grateful for them and slowly feel an attachment towards them. Not to mention that when put in such terrible conditions, a person will have their standards lowered and will not expect much more from their captors than simple survival needs anyway.

[@deepakk1347]

So not the Beauty and the beast case

[@NY-oj9iu]

@I love myself but I hate myself

[@TheMormonSorceress]

I guess anyone would do what they can to survive, I'd probably be more sympathetic towards my captives cuz I grew up a Christian and we were always taught to be more like Jesus. If Jesus still loved and prayed for the people that beat him spit at him and get him crucified, then I'll do the same, but I would also want justice served and they punished. Does that sound Stockholm to you all?

[@deepakk1347]

@@TheMormonSorceress yeah

[@lullabyluna7170]

TheMormonSorceress no bc unlike S. Syndrome where you value or even go as far as to say love your kidnapper, you want justice to be done, you want the necessary punishment to be done. People with S. Syndrome defend their kidnapper to the very end under the ruse of “love”

[@KoltiraMemeweaver]

I always wondered if our pets have Stockholm Syndrome towards us.

[@arturocastillejos73]

Wow

[@potsy5263]

Hmm...

[@MohitSharma-vd4qg]

While watching the vedio i was wondering the same thing

[@meletdebeshy4744]

@H2ODD Not like inlove, inlove. I think they meant love like friends or family?

[@Sugarcubezzzz]

I-

[@svenneskaviar607]

“They are unable to speak eat or use the bathroom without permission” *Sounds like school with extra steps*

[@techno-was-a-legend3681]

Yeah it does

[@mynamo12]

One Saucy Boi literally

[@dragontamer7832]

That’s probs easier than school

[@greedybandit9418]

I get that reference...😂

[@onyx6645]

How are you gonna be able to speak for permission?

[@lils2968]

Random person: "aww how did you two meet? " Couple: "so basically..."

[@roj22fetals6]

I kidnap her and she fell in love with me

[@pandagaming9907]

this deserves more likes ;)

[@kariss3371]

literally denver and stockholm (Money Heist)

[@lils2968]

@@roj22fetals6 😂😂

[@lils2968]

@@pandagaming9907 😆

[@Elitus_knightus]

Kid: Mother how did you meet my father? Mom: uh ask your father Father: I found her on the dark web

[@deletedchannel4855]

Spybro Boi 776 Your comment has 69 likes....

[@lasttimeitakeshowerwas8618]

Ask your father*

[@noobto4927]

@@lasttimeitakeshowerwas8618 also "meet" not "met"

[@Elitus_knightus]

Oh thanks guys I'll edit it

[@georgek4416]

It is meet bro

[@vishuchaudhary1174]

can't help but to remember this quote, i once read on Pinterest: "Birds born in cages think freedom is a crime."

[@narenderkumar4732]

Awesome

[@reeboi6729]

Awesome

[@norffillian497]

Awesome

[@manahil7972]

Awesome

[@deadhopefully483]

Awesome

[@surgeonofdeath8280]

The chances of people falling in love with me have increased from 0% to 8%. I need to keep going in the right direction.

[@pairlover839]

😂 you funny he he

[@GrandpaShagger69]

Wait *WHA-*

[@apolarahman6603]

I'm calling the authorities.

[@Z2Z9]

Apola Rahman you call the police on him. Ill get Nardwuar to snitch on you

[@watchyourprofanity8032]

FBI OPEN UP

[@touhoufan7061]

Victim: *falls in love with the kidnapper* Kidnapper: "no this is not how you supposed to play the game"

[@tanatswachifamba326]

🤣🤣🤣

[@reynhacoezy5510]

The police : You weren’t supposed to do that ... Either of you d

[@PootisPlayer]

aight sakurai

[@peaked-cw7pl]

Kidnapper: *Takes Girl* Girl: ur hot Kidnapper: Wait that’s illegal

[@letmebemyself2251]

Girl: maybe

[@soronorjspro3516]

Irronic, The kidnapper is doing something illegal to.

[@Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic]

Girl: it ain't like u doing something legal

[@ohtaesvn]

Kindapper: Shut your mouth, and come with me. *grabs your hand harshly*

[@-crossheart]

@@soronorjspro3516 r/woosh

[@jadenreynoso8558]

Kidnaper:Ties up person Person:Harder Kidnaper: *w u t* Person: w u t

[@Y0_Yuk1]

W u t

[@jaekheory6006]

*DID I STUTTER?*

[@lolkaslolpez4823]

@@jaekheory6006 D-D-D-Did i st-st-stutter

[@sunehribilli9238]

@@jaekheory6006 another addict i spotted

[@jonarbuckle4200]

@@lolkaslolpez4823 Yes, yes you did

[@guppy4786]

My mum always told me that if someone was to kidnap me they would return me.

[@PoeLemic]

Now, I don't think she said that to be sweet. I (kindof) think she was saying that you are you a real handful ... think so?

[@SnoozingMoose]

Mine did too...

[@no.850]

F

[@Hassony523]

Is it because you have no value?

[@JackthePumpkincat]

It's better than dying😂😂

[@jessegonzalez240]

Girl: gets kidnapped Also girl: *pulls uno reverse card*

[@randomperson4198]

@@jonathonjackie2235 right and the the kidnaper falls in love to the reverse kinapers making the girl best heart kidnapping move ever

[@randomperson4198]

Jesse Gonzalez Kidnapper also pulls out reverse card Kidnapper: ha i have outsmarted your outsmarting

[@thej6946]

Normie Land!

[@hmingthanmawiaralte8504]

Oh how the turntables

[@STARSINTHEWlND]

Girl: *pulls out block card*

[@braedennn4050]

Kidnappers: *kidnaps girl* Girl: *falls in love with them* Kidnappers: *“you weren’t supposed to do that”*

[@lunashahedaparveen1642]

You had 99 likes so I made it 100😉😉😉😉😉

[@pedofylgaming9128]

Yeah she’s not thinking wright

[@unluckinessincarnate6108]

Or Kidnappers: *visible confusion*

[@gabrielardeleanu5505]

@@pedofylgaming9128 *right

[@LeBronyaJames]

*_confusion noises_*

[@saff_lol2116]

Captor: GET ON THE F*CKING GROUND! Victim: I love you. Captor: What? Victim: What?

[@corundum-voidlessm6480]

Captor: *rethinks his life decisions*

[@Mr.SingleRider]

Life was a confused mistake.

[@RandomMeta]

Captor: decides to make out

[@theonewhocaredandasked9126]

Daddy?

[@wildnxii4634]

@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 No, he went to get milk Jeremy.

[@ellievsco7940]

“Im worth more than $60,000” Ok sis go off

[@chokedonthedust]

💀💀💀

[@aydenpotts7019]

I cackled-

[@chokedonthedust]

@Thea Angella Tenorio ?

[@aesthesticanna2810]

periodt 💅

[@silly_.rabbit2]

Same

[@jazmin7640]

Story: Julius Ceaser got kidnapped by pirates for ransom, when they told him for how much, he laughed in their face and demanded they raised the ransom because he was worth more than that

[@begonethot7722]

He always had them all crucified

[@Matthew-Anthony]

@BE GONE THO T "Always." How often did he get kidnapped?

[@jakestan1185]

@@begonethot7722 what is that reference

[@derexto947]

@@jakestan1185 im pretty sure it's a one piece reference cuz the straw hat pirates took ceaser salad (AKA ceaser i just like calling him ceaser salad) hostage when the Punk hazard arc ended

[@ffls2706]

@@jakestan1185 that is what happened to the pirates. When caesar was going to be released he said he was going to crucify all of them. During that time they got Along well with him so they thought it was a joke and didn't care about it... it wasn't a joke

[@carrierooks3816]

Girl: gets kidnapped by a guy Guy: takes off the bag covering her head Girl: oh no he's hot

[@hectorj.6444]

seems hot

[@kodyokeefe3212]

Squidward meme

[@arianas0714]

So the kidnapper was Shrek?..

[@Dragon__Fox]

Yaz

[@gnarls4480]

@@arianas0714 if my girlfriend had the chance to cheat on me with shrek and she didnt. I would probably breakup with her.

[@saan-h2k]

"im woRth mORe THAN that" Kidnapper: *"Girl you're too easy"*

[@Matthew-Anthony]

Wouldn't that be her being more difficult?

[@brianoseuk8352]

You're**

[@taterluminals7178]

Kidnapper: "I will choke you if you dont stop yelling" Me: " *Ooh daddy* " Kidnapper: *hol up* /▪▪/

[@bricefolly9814]

Tater luminals nice one 🤣🤣

[@renascitur7051]

Kidnapper: chokes her Girl: *harder daddy*

[@zeuxlaught2797]

@@renascitur7051 nervous breakdowned girl*

[@pumpiron1657]

Y'all funny af

[@renascitur7051]

@@pumpiron1657 *_y_** **_e_** **_s_*

[@crowofcainhurst]

That's just "women always fall for jerks" on another level

[@RaggaBaby]

Whahaha ain't that the truth 🤣

[@suffian2602]

Blade of the Darkmoon r/niceguys 😂

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

Welp...time to get a white van.

[@yauminepaxton]

R/whiteknight

[@RU-fg7dn]

@@yauminepaxton r/foundthemobileuser

[@JsaoCosmo]

Killer: Time to die! Girl: Oh yes knife me daddy Killer: What Girl: What

[@jamon2566]

So true I know from experience 😂😂

[@goodnightsaf]

Galactic Frosty what

[@b_abbys]

@@goodnightsaf what

[@jaydenfurlong6109]

Abbys what

[@andrewtran8535]

@@jamon2566 what

[@ricochet0928]

"His sentence has hung as heavily over me as over him. Through punishing a guilty man, his victim will be made to suffer equally." The governor reading the letter: .... *girl what-*

[@wavyx_5822]

Killer : *Chokes her* Girl : *hArDeR dAddY*

[@razkable]

thats when you return her

[@iamacatperson7226]

Killer: I HAVE A GUN AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT MYSELF!

[@InnovativeSparks]

just like Darth Vader

[@kristenswanepoel1449]

Actually why do other girls like men choking them I think it's weird cause why would you want someone to choke you !😫

[@ilikeapples1824]

You should've written "choke me daddy"

[@KR-ou1rd]

basically every fanfic on wattpad that has the tittle `my kidnapper`. Y/N can relate.

[@renssailagan9815]

I- Y/N- LOL

[@kkids7032]

THIS........THISS IS PHENOMENAL

[@warrensun5999]

Bruh this is so relatable

[@Anika-Buster]

Stockholm syndrome 2 electric boogaloo

[@fleur5782]

yeen?

[@MichaelGeorgeBailey]

“hey here is some flowers” “Who are you?” “You kidnapped me once” “So you brought me flowers?” “Yeah, and?”

[@Bird_of_Hope]

*I see...👀*

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

👁👄👁

[@jofx4051]

Kidnapper: *Visible confusion*

[@_-.--.-..-.-_]

L

[@puwhppi]

699

[@joudatieh5960]

The first 2 things that came to my mind were: 1) cuz mama I'm in love with a criminal, and this type of love isn't rational its physical. 2) the yandre fanfics

[@bear06260]

Now I have Criminal in my head!😂

[@meriammagbanua2786]

Yandere? Hahahhaa

[@euphoririss]

Mama please don’t cry, I will be alright 🎶

[@catropy]

same lol

[@VOLAIRE]

Imagine telling the criminal that you’re worth more than $60k in the midst of them kidnapping you

[@smirtguy]

Hey i am your 100th like

[@lilama9582]

And only getting paid 30k 😂

[@lilfacts8690]

I wouldn't say it but I also wouldn't deny it.

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

no i wont imagine

[@criz5991]

She may have been chained up nicely like gold chains nd all or maybe like hella mini fridge stocked for her lol 😆

[@lynx533]

Girl: **cries and try to escape** Kidnapper: **takes off mask** are you lost babygirl?

[@Tim28-c6u]

No copying

[@novakarim8534]

I'm ded😂

[@ttee-ru9sl]

I'm done 😭💔🤣🤣🤣

[@akivafrancis4829]

i have fallen for this comment

[@miaa1762]

PLSSS HAHA

[@roboaims3119]

“He pulled something else out” Excuse me W H A T

[@chill_phil4457]

Time stamp *N o w*

[@thetommies9118]

lol

[@melonlord4562]

Meat scepter

[@ahello751]

it was a peni$ or a dingel

[@kayb9489]

@@melonlord4562 the W H A T

[@sindhupriyaK]

Title: 8% of people Gen z: you wanna see some real wattpad motherf**er

[@user-10021]

It’s actually really sad how little girls nowadays think this is something perfectly normal and cute :/

[@yoboidefender3443]

Yeah, I'm gen z and I'll tell you, it's so weird that people read and write those things. I honestly don't understand what they like about it. I bet that if they get kidnapped they won't like it, unless if they've been manipulated or something's wrong with their brain. (Or be used to such conditions that they have Stackholm syndrome or something similar.)

[@justanomorifan3059]

Yeah. I hate gacha stories that fetish abuse

[@smallsingingelephants]

@@justanomorifan3059 those died out like a year ago lol though

[@ufagg]

@@smallsingingelephants ever heard of AO3? Yeah no no they did not.

[@nicoleangelovlie9197]

*this is just like one of those wattpad stories*

[@nightskyofficial1786]

'I'm inlove with my kidnapper' parang ganun pero iba talaga.

[@relastle]

lop

[@AliensTheGreat]

Yup

[@kakalibhose6605]

Yeah, the fanfic ones...lol

[@MsMariyarose]

Wattpad stories aren’t bad the peeps have taken a lot of effort to write them

[@Guadalupegarcia-bm7ic]

It’s kinda like a toxic relationship

[@tonybalony1811]

It’s exactly like a toxic relationship.

[@jaylynnstrong620]

@@tonybalony1811 like Harley Quinn and Joker?

[@lovelyshelter1269]

Yeah. Like these youtube it self isnt a toxic environment.

[@kitt3h]

@Majd Zahra *sigh* you’re right

[@jotm2229]

Lovely Shelter Wrong kind of toxic.

[@FixyFlow]

This is an evolved version of ”I like bad boys”.

[@dainesupdude3156]

:)

[@-madhatterbbie-8011]

Basically

[@chiiva846]

kind of.

[@calmgoodfire4662]

“I like kidnappers”

[@looly3175]

i-

[@commitleavingzoommeetingby11]

3 ways to get a gf: -get her gifts -flirt with her -kindnap her

[@nytophobiia5345]

Bowsers on the right path

[@Sloth_Greed]

kindnap a new word wich means being kind and taking them?

[@goat8772]

YB is literally this

[@alishakonntaoi5367]

Yea why not??

[@unknown_truck]

Hehe that's just 8% of women hehehe don't try hehehe

[@Sguness69]

“If you can’t beat them, join them”

[@joynelbonetdelgado4952]

So Kevin Durant got Stockholm Syndrome then huh?

[@srinidhipadmanabhan]

Are you a madhwa? Me too.. Hari sarvottama, vayu jeevottama

[@timeless0399]

if you cant beat them, beat them 🍆

[@shuricanezrblx8874]

TimeLess03 u know the eggplant means something way more inappropriate..

[@kingpinstewie4961]

Robber: “stop moving before I choke you” Hostage: “do it daddy 😍” Robber: *chokes* Hostage: *moans* Robber: P A ⏸ S E

[@igravestonei]

Lol

[@prodbymus]

@James Wilkinson no?

[@yang3479]

Hol up

[@yukadiangelo]

Somebody continue this comment....

[@wheresdarice3988]

@@yukadiangelo Robber: Aight, imma head out

[@keisha6893]

me: *cries* him: *takes off his mask* me: *stops crying immediately and crosses legs seductively*

[@LuckD7cky]

what

[@_z4ck16]

How do you seductively cross your legs

[@dorianburger3300]

shouldnt it be open 0.o

[@myman8336]

@@dorianburger3300 It opens then a waterfall happens.. That's actually kinda nasty, but it won't be at the moment..

[@tash5540]

Who would he have to look like for you to submit.

[@-starzzx.c0m-921]

Person: “so how did you two meet?” Them: “so, *basically-* “

[@indrimza]

-I was kidnapped by my husband and then we got married :)

[@-starzzx.c0m-921]

@@indrimza that’s actually pretty cool

[@indrimza]

@@-starzzx.c0m-921 thx

[@OriginalTolerance]

@@indrimza beuty and the beast?

[@Kiki-hf4yf]

@@OriginalTolerance No, it was beauty. Beuty wasn't part of it.

[@GoogleUser-wz1il]

*This is just basically TikTok and Wattpad.*

[@dorothys349]

what i dont get it

[@bellac977]

And gacha life

[@dianadashkov5824]

Fujoshi otaku Army Blinkるし みやび ぅ fanfiction

[@dorothys349]

@@dianadashkov5824 oh thanks haha

[@maqsoodahmedkazi6604]

Never read any of those...

[@samuelng1628]

Kidnapper: kidnaps man Man: ooh sugar daddy you hot. Kidnapper: *calls 911*

[@obituaryollie9104]

What if the kidnapper is into guys? It happens

[@beeldigus]

911 What’s your emergency? Kidnapper: GET ME OUT OF HERE I’LL DO ANYTHING

[@patheticjuggler8747]

@Dabbin Gaming facts

[@katherinexd6493]

Let’s make the likes 911

[@molw9954]

Alexis XD no

[@DaCozyFluff]

Seems like fanfics are making their way to be a reality.

[@azazel.mp4753]

*laughs in wattpad*

[@DaCozyFluff]

Lol

[@καταστροφήή]

*Laughs in Ao3*

[@iamhaikyutrash4941]

*laughs in killing stalking*

[@theguyfromtsukihime3898]

Thats a world i would rather die in

[@oleggeraschenko4932]

My mother, who had been imprisoned for 4,5 years in the USSR, told me this about how she avoided Stockholm syndrome. At first, when captured, people think of their captors as beasts, not people. Then they see the human side of them, which causes them to sympathize. She told me 'if you are captured, understand from the first minute that they are people'. Then you won't see them as 'gods' or anything else later.

[@catstrawford]

Thank you so much.

[@Fmac117]

Son: dad how can I get a girlfriend? Me, an intellectual: *sends the video*

[@soratron]

“Thats how i met your mother” says through the phone in prison

[@elitesnips2197]

“Me reading the comment section casually”

[@yunan9610]

Its only 8% chance tho, but better than nothing

[@Fmac117]

@@yunan9610 so just try again

[@stefan-x9g]

Your a dead? Whk did marrie you? P

[@bellamckinnon8655]

me: reads title me: *b e a u t y a n d t h e b e a s t*

[@tony4kmaway]

Disney: 👀

[@josie3757]

Yess

[@Tia-db9zn]

I sang that in my head of course

[@DJ_A.I]

Me: *singing* Stockholm Syndrome

[@alphariusfuze8089]

*Yes*

[@hyashanetadlastejume7856]

Girl: "trying to escape" Kidnapper: Are you lost baby girl?

[@AA.819]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eunnie1235]

Wattpad writers: ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️

[@actuallyidfk1236]

i would turn around and sit on a chair cossing my legs seductivly

[@masonakamara7556]

365 Days flashbacks intensifies

[@Tim28-c6u]

No no it's Kidnapper: *trying to escape* Girl: are u lost =)

[@runnyhunny786]

Like when someone has such power and prescence over you and abuses you but offers a bit of kindness to you in between you feel so indebted for that bit of kindness/ love instead of considering how nasty and evil they truly were. STOCKHOLM'S SYNDROME.

[@ayatosupremacy5547]

My ideal of relathionship: Me: oh....

[@florenciaelaine1496]

Is this what’s going on in a person in abusive relationship’s ( and strongly holds on to it) mind

[@lovepeoplehu9883]

True. What like I did to my exgf

[@kurtpecson4654]

*ties the girl's tightly* "Daddy, be gentle~" Kidnappers: Her Husband in the Call:

[@pujamajhi8265]

Rofl😂😂😂

[@Insorainity]

Husband: *SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME-*

[@xdlolfam2713]

Kidnappers: "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

[@kristenswanepoel1449]

😂😂😂

[@kristenswanepoel1449]

@I'm a mountain biking vampire Witch from the future so true

[@USA_Tyler]

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance...”

[@omnikilla3172]

"So you’re telling me, if i pull hard enough"

[@DJMoiyMoiy]

*Hears banging on the basement door.*

[@mr.frenzy7304]

yes just kidnapped your crush and she will falling inlove for you

[@mxmobile5619]

@@omnikilla3172 so what you're saying is... I HAVE HOPE?!

[@leoliu7843]

8% chance, think again

[@lofu2231]

Everybody gansta till your husband captured you

[@aven4635]

ok

[@garythemilkman4442]

Ok

[@kared791]

ok

[@malreap3630]

Cinderella in a nutshell

[@jakethedog8561]

Ok

[@moriarty87]

Kidnapper: call your dad so we can get money Girl: ok daddy love you Kidnapper:😲😲😲

[@Y0_Yuk1]

Tbh for me, that would be embearessing to call kidnapper that- 😖

[@t0xic-]

@@Y0_Yuk1 if you are gonna get killed by the kidnapper, might as well try to flirt your way out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Y0_Yuk1]

@@t0xic- imao ur kinda true-

[@txe1nd]

@@Y0_Yuk1 lol

[@vrayya]

Stockholm Syndrome: exists Wattpad: *it's free real estate*

[@lencielouise516]

*ANd TheN He SLamMED Me AgAinSt the Walll* KSKSSKKSKS

[@kariss3371]

LMFAOAOAOAO

[@seph1109]

@@lencielouise516 ACCURATE 🤣😂

[@toothpasteassassin8414]

New title: "how to get your crush to fall in love with you"

[@calvintuano557]

should i be worried??

[@Wxst0n]

Calvin The Seal fr

[@icyycold1094]

Works 8/100 times

[@xyoungdipsetx]

Calvin The Seal lol

[@yang3479]

*Legit strat*

[@isabellapalen6921]

This is like a bad Wattpad story 😂😂

[@youfunnygirl9873]

Ikr

[@sophiadiaz5625]

I've read a wattpad story like this lol

[@hiiragii]

Sophia Diaz ..link?

[@fujodan8402]

I've read a story like this but not on wattpad

[@nganly9305]

Yep, real life is different from the plot. They will sell the organs for money.

[@post-sovietvoice2124]

Make a video about why 92% of people don’t fall in love with their kidnappers!

[@ayogothitbyabuss6009]

They don’t have enough drip 😔

[@miraculoustheories721]

I know! Ok so, they a sane human beings! Fun isn’t it?

[@DarkReaperK97]

I'll answer this: because the 92% are normal healthy people.

[@sergiogodoy4366]

Because those 92% of people don't want to try new things

[@vnmememan8657]

@@DarkReaperK97 thats wrong actually

[@smokefoot7]

“So how’d you meet your wife?” “It’s a long story”

[@indrimza]

*Yeah, a very long story*

[@arjelbrianagustin4482]

Yeah it was a long story... It was a different time back then...

[@Subcribe409]

if only my victoms loved me :(

[@just_a_glitch7569]

@@Subcribe409 Hol up

[@kaif4572]

@@Subcribe409 Wait you guys are successfully getting victims??

[@lilmao4482]

Masochism: exists Stockholm syndrome: *its free real estate*

[@Cielphantomm]

StoryShift! Chara yes.

[@atespeach5672]

Where are all the weird kids when you want 'em??? Neurotic or normal??? I need to know how to spot the weird girls.

[@itzkirml]

"I'm worth more than $60,000!" Julius Ceasar: *nods in solidarity*

[@eschell4564]

*Proceeds the have them crucified

[@razkable]

that chick had no fear

[@nia9114]

Aye ahgase

[@RandomGuy-qc8ml]

Kidnapper: **breaks into a house** **ponrhub intro plays** Kidnapper: My time has come

[@anto8405]

What the f-

[@shooshoo5118]

I get the joke but she was 10, come on 😭

[@txe1nd]

Lol

[@txe1nd]

Ahahahahhahahahahahha

[@txe1nd]

@@anto8405 haha

[@the1amariiii]

Criminal: “sing a song, any song.” Me, an intellectual: **Rickrolling intensifies**

[@potato3551]

Why doesn't this have more likes-

[@riyamalhabshi9224]

you have all of my respect, anyways if u ever get kidnapped or smthn and the hot kidnapper has a hot twin brother please call me suddenly I'm lost

[@KalikaStorm]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

[@blueishgreyskies]

@@KalikaStorm never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye

[@Interceptor101]

We're no stranger to love~ You know the rules and so do i~

[@sarahlouise9433]

kidnapper: *kidnaps* hostage: *falls in love* kidnapper: no, that’s not how you play the game

[@angelsvlogsnstuff9985]

This is Harley’s symptom for why she’s inlove with joker

[@insertname9581]

no it's not, she fell in love with him while being his psychiatrist at the asylum he was in, he tried getting away from her multiple times after escaping but she continued to persue him

[@angelsvlogsnstuff9985]

insert username here okay

[@jadeandmejadeandme7687]

This is money heist

[@cashflex959]

Yhhhh

[@remc0s]

And to imagine there's a whole generation who think Joker and Harley's relationship is "romantic." The Joker only keeps her alive and uses her, because she'll do anything he tells her to. People who consider the Joker and Harley a great example of a relationship are toxic and should stay away from real relationships as far as possible.

[@Phreeple]

Wait, so you're telling me that if I kidnap a person there's 8% chance she fells in love with me? Aight brb

[@nxquix]

A@AAaAaAaaAaAaAaAAaAaA

[@txe1nd]

Lol yep sure it’s true and they not telling use lie for us to kidnap girls

[@txe1nd]

And Force them to have se# with us

[@Gozkiel]

Good luck, if it doesn't work you can always try again :)

[@Kiki-hf4yf]

And get arrested ;)

[@lwuda]

How to get a girlfriend? Google: love her and treat her nicely! Bing: love her and make sure she is in love with you Safari: be a bad boy and act cool and strong KZbin: kidnap 13 girls and see which one loves you

[@Teeeth]

Execute the others

[@deadlyrainbows1772]

TimDoesGames 😂😂😂 somebody make this a meme

[@joshuacarre06]

Bing:

[@Magicul]

@@deadlyrainbows1772 at least it's a meme Template

[@spartus]

goes on FACEbook...

[@majesticqueen7424]

“ cause momma I’m in love with a criminal... ”

[@abbyf763]

This is perfect for this!!!!!!!’

[@Miguel-fo8lo]

song?

[@MsLaetitia26]

@@Miguel-fo8lo Britney Spears- criminal

[@xsadurn]

"and this type of love isn't rational, it's physical"

[@radioactiveassassin5218]

So mama please don't cry, I will be alright

[@bigness8006]

victim: "fall in love with a kidnapper" kidnapper: "*it's free real estate*"

[@clooen]

Wow Thats Cool what

[@arta4888]

@@harleymurphy9025 what

[@olympiadorsey2724]

Wow Thats Cool what

[@yeeeowch]

Wow Thats Cool what

[@heavysaber9431]

@@harleymurphy9025 what

[@Frostfern94]

“Sing!” “You are my fiirrreeee, the one desiireeee”

[@mikasaackerman8021]

Believe when I say, I want it that way

[@SirForcekin]

@@mikasaackerman8021 tell my whyyyyy

[@ayogothitbyabuss6009]

@@SirForcekin you ain’t nothing but a misssstake

[@lion-ef1nv]

@@ayogothitbyabuss6009 And then number 5!

[@brandoncastellano1858]

@@lion-ef1nv I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY. I WANT IT THAT WAY

[@markmulder9845]

Kidnapper: Your coming with me. Kidnapped girl: Your hot. two days later........ Kidnapper to police:"I WILL PAY YOU TO TAKE HER BACK! PLEASE JUST GET HER AWAY FROM ME!"

[@jonvincentmusic]

deserves more likes lol

[@amyliu7065]

Deserves more likes

[@blankblank5409]

Deserves more likes

[@ziited5679]

You're* You're*

[@eccentricego9yearsago36]

Konosuba

[@tillthe_3nd]

Me: has 10 other more assignments due tomorrow Also me: *why 8 percent of people fall in love with their kidnappers*

[@Simpkiller-he1jg]

In lockdown?

[@brianbird1129]

Ikr

[@Odysseus-st3wn]

Lol

[@anonymoususer1076]

Same

[@mrittwikaduttagupta2835]

bro I have a math test tomorrow and I'm watching this now

[@jooniemoonie1531]

Kidnapper: Imma steal your money Me: Take me daddy~ Kidnapper: alright Imma head out.

[@masonakamara7556]

Army😍

[@Stellar_Draws]

nope Nope Army 😡

[@iamacatperson7226]

Kidnapper: I HAVE A GUN AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT MYSELF!

[@shinobukocho7032]

@@masonakamara7556 can you please stop I'm a army but that's kinda annoying plz stop~💜

[@shinobukocho7032]

@@Stellar_Draws stop stop...

[@lisaistyping]

"Get out of the bathtub and get dressed. Youre coming with us." Lol i wouldve taken 3 hours to pick what to wear cause id want to look nice since i wont be able to change for a while

[@aidan6480]

A lot of mental illnesses start as a surviving mechanism.

[@gervaiscampbell1001]

true, as well as the consequential self-destructive behavior.

[@melihagunes3732]

@@gervaiscampbell1001 can you please explain??

[@aceofkpop1243]

@@melihagunes3732 Victims of trauma often end up feeling some form of responsible for what happened to them, despite it not being their fault. This can come in many ways, with thoughts such as "why was I the one who survived?", "I should have known better", "I should have told someone", etc. If you're asking about the original comment: the brain will go to extreme lengths to survive and try to make some sense of a person's current position, aka developing feelings for their own kidnapper. These lengths are mental disorders that will cause harm if/when the trauma is "over".

[@lolatoa581]

What about anxiety ??

[@stefanioonaasmr623]

Mineta then you need to see a psychiatrist. I was like this~ n I suffered big time in my relationships. It comes down to your childhood and how your parents treated you && treated each other.

[@KaoticReach1999]

It's sad I see that 8% and think "That's probably way too low"

[@LOLchestra]

Still higher chance than when you try to get laid by yourself. Go for it

[@Friendship1nmillion]

I thought the percentage would be 100% or near to it. Still it's higher than my chance of getting laid {with @loosebricks from twitter}. 😮👨‍🏫🦸‍♂️👤😟

[@KaoticReach1999]

@@LOLchestra Considering I just got out of an ill-timed engagement actually it's funny you think in this day that getting laid is something hard if you've the most basic of looks an any sort of charisma and confidence, I can only guess you somehow got your feelings so hurt you became butthurt, aw did the poor baby get triggered? I can see why you think having female contact is like a lottery ticket 😂 keep rolling that nice baby boy you'll trick someone eventually~ May even get them to stay with you long enough for her to get tired of you before she cheats on you 😱 Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was having social interaction outside KZbin

[@theleftasscheek3380]

Spit Fire responding to toxicity with even more toxicity, mixed feelings about that but that’s comment sections for you

[@mgm.al3mry]

@@theleftasscheek3380 yep

[@abuwaleedk1347]

How to make a girl fall in love with you: Be nice with her ❎ Kidnap her ✅

[@idgy8500]

So true I know from experience 😂

[@leovaldez3283]

@@idgy8500 haha...wait-

[@-suruchan-9747]

More like yandere-

[@Matthew-Anthony]

If you want her to fall in love with you, then you have to kidnap her AND be nice to her for it to work. They only started falling in love with me after I started doing that second part.

[@ishaansharma4325]

@@Matthew-Anthony Hol' up

[@blame7121]

Girls be like: "He's bad, but I can change him"

[@ratemate458]

And then he ends up not changing

[@Thecannibalfrombeyond]

@@ratemate458 lol

[@Nola5427]

Lol, I laughed way to hard at that comment! 🤣🤣😅

[@ivancao2725]

Momma I’m in love with a criminal

[@callmevamp6382]

"And this kind of love isn't rational, its fisical"

[@mtib2721]

Then he pulled something out

[@thismirworld]

Yass😂😂

[@cherry414]

"Momma please dont cry I will be alright"

[@SaniyaThakur665]

All reasons aside ,i cant deny ,i love that guy🤣🤣🤣

[@PPSRHD]

Kidnapper: this is a kidnapping. U coming with me. Victim: *falls in love* Kidnapper: No wait that’s illegal

[@treacheroustrouser4652]

Victim: So’s the kidnap🥰

[@nay4928]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ddoomsday7313]

LoooooL

[@jamorant9841]

Prabal Pratap Singh Rawat not funny

[@Legion849]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BoeJlden]

So this is why North Koreans love Kim Jong Un

[@MrBacon-ou1kw]

Well, 8% of them.

[@teru797]

@@MrBacon-ou1kw It's probably more. 8% is verified cases, the number of people who experience stockholm syndrome or some variation is much higher. look up trauma bonding

[@notcockycody1342]

They don't, they have to act like it

[@vineshvinayak4452]

I love your name

[@mayacobben5706]

@@notcockycody1342 Actually when my mom lived in China she really cried when Mao died, I think most of them are actually brainwashed rather than acting.

[@lyrichawkins6994]

Stockholm syndrome doesn’t always just occur in kidnapping cases it also occurs in other abusive and/or isolated situations. It’s similar to grooming

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

_Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former._ -Albert Einstein

[@trulyka5534]

Did you kidnap the one with the mustache?

[@animeTHable]

Yep I know be here. See you around indeed. But well I not a big fan of Kizuna ai. Happy New year, あけましておめでとうございます

[@djalexander7723]

I will start using that quote on people

[@instantinople3796]

You again???

[@marvira]

Man, why are you omnipotent?!!

[@jaahas6870]

victim: *falls in love with the kidnapper* wattpad: it's free real estate

[@crizzabelle8542]

"Singging killing me softly" Me: is this KILLING STALKING

[@toriachan1944]

Crizza Patootie I love that manga 🥴

[@weese03]

@toria chan1 manhwa*

[@lolwat6991]

That manhwa is soo gorey, I love itt

[@lechatnoir482]

@@weese03 what's the difference?

[@risbonna]

@@lechatnoir482 Manhwa is Korean, Manga is Japanese 😂 It's the language but it's the same. In english all of them are called comics. 😂

[@mello6176]

"They sang killing me softly." Oh no

[@itimelord473]

The News: *Breaking News! Kidnapping rates have increased exponentially*

[@m0thexrene]

"...singing Killing me slowly..." *gets Killing Stalking flashback*

[@fujodan8402]

yEs

[@shennaas6922]

Amen

[@dandylionnn]

NOT TODAY SATAN

[@Numbll]

yes XD

[@mr.anonymous7124]

Yassssssssssssssssss

[@justkev3228]

Kidnappers: Come with us Girl: Your looking fine today Kidnappers: Now thats an avenger level threat

[@justkev3228]

@@Artoxified 😎😎😎

[@AugustForShort]

Y/N watching this video while Jungkook was locking her up in the basement: *InTeReSTinG*

[@silly_.rabbit2]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@arr_iia77]

OMFG AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT EXISTS-

[@angelstar9459]

gahahahhaah

[@auriz668]

I CAN'T- AHAHAHAHAHHAJAKSKSKSKS

[@user-lg7jz5dr6v]

When something exists there's always gotta be a dark side to it.

[@mel-lt9or]

“Through punishing a guilty man, his victim will be made to suffer equally.” Well, let me introduce you to a word called .. *NO*

[@dainesupdude3156]

Period

[@katjerouac]

@Jason 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@R9A9V2]

Kidnapper: *Handcuffed the girl Girl: *Harder daddy~* Kidnapper: *what*

[@frugity9559]

*w h a t*

[@NicoWaifu]

*w H a T*

[@doggiechan5278]

*WHAT*

[@cpw2082]

😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@dalynabel9597]

Lol what

[@stoplookingatmyscreen8492]

Girl: get’s kidnapped Guy: takes bag off girl’s head Girl: he got a girlfriend?

[@smellybehavior1988]

No... A boyfriend actually

[@Chonksta]

the plot of every pornhub video ever

[@blankblank5409]

Reedspur Draws 💥

[@TheKoistar]

Stockholm Syndrome as a survival instinct pretty well describes what it's like to grow up in an abusive home. Everything terrible becomes so normalized that you convince yourself that nothing is wrong. Subconsciously, you focus on the little things that bring an inkling of happiness to your life, and start to ignore the rest as background noise. Then, you get confused and defensive when other people start noticing and pointing out the fractures running through the mask of normality that your family is wearing. In my particular case, basic habits like cleaning, doing dishes, doing laundry, taking out trash, and even feeding myself - not to mention the long list of other skills needed to be an independent adult - were completely lacking. At times, it felt like my mom wanted me to never leave the role of her pliant doll to dress up and puppet around and brag about; like she never wanted me to gain independence or to disagree with her or to leave her dollhouse, because I belonged to her. What made it worse was that any independent choice I made was undermined and twisted around as something bad, and was blamed on my wonderful boyfriend as him "being controlling and turning me against them." Really, he was only helping me open my eyes to the reality of my atrocious family situation, and it required more than just his opinion. The opinions of childhood friends and the snapshots witnessed and commented on by current friends helped create a majority vote in my head that opened my mind to the possibility that my home life wasn't exactly stable or healthy. My mom was always in charge of all of the vital adult tasks, and this made the prospect of running away from home understandably daunting. I did it anyway because I knew I had other people (like my friends and my boyfriend and his downright angelic parents) in my life who love and support me. By far, the hardest part about running away from home is the fact that I do still love my family, and I intimately understand why they acted the way they did. Three years of intense personal growth, therapy, and success has not changed the fact that it still hurts to exclude my family from my life.

[@Professional_NERD]

How are you now ? I hope you're alright and I'm facing the same situation but I don't have anyone in my support ...

[@Light-uz3yi]

Well u were wrong to exclude your family from your life, family is always precious unless they are taking drungs or drinking alcohol.

[@TheKoistar]

@@Light-uz3yi "Blood is thicker than water" is a statement that originally meant "the blood spilled together forms stronger bonds than the water you were borne from." I am a firm believer in being able to find and/or assemble new families out of the friends you make along the way. I've found a new family, and they mean everything to me, so I agree that they are precious.

[@MichaelGeorgeBailey]

*Reads title* “I knew I’ve been doing this wrong.”

[@mikuchuuu]

Yes, yes u have

[@yaakarkad]

@@mikuchuuu when I read your name I thought this reply was from 5 years ago and was confused since the original comment was posted 1 year ago. I got tricked

[@pinkengineering]

kidnapper: *puts rope around my neck* me : "ouu daddy i like tht pull it harder " other kidnapper:"what" me: "huh"

[@frugity9559]

*h u h*

[@mrseriser5706]

h u h

[@gabriellamoore3806]

h u h

[@kaherustrashcan6304]

Very original and *F U N N Y*

[@InspireFocus245]

@@kaherustrashcan6304 F U N N Y

[@jameshall5556]

Kidnappers: Why do I hear boss music? Megamind:

[@ashton2266]

*OHHH!!!*

[@dainesupdude3156]

*creates a big face of himself and eats a truck*

[@julianefaria7508]

no

[@craybbicray5475]

"he was singing 'killing me softly'" *sangwoo has entered the chat* *yoonbum has left the chat*

[@randomperson-ILYUU]

Wtf is that

[@Ok-zb7df]

I don’t understand this joke

[@craybbicray5475]

it's a "killing stalking" joke "killing stalking" is a manhwa that is kinda messed up but it still have alot of fans and is very popular, the main characters are two boys, one is a killer who is named "sangwoo" and the other one is a stalker who is named "yoonbum", long story short, sangwoo used to sing and listen to this song alot, and because of one scene in the manhwa where sangwoo's singing it, people make this type of joke

[@Ok-zb7df]

@@craybbicray5475 ok

[@cinnamongirliee]

Deez

[@Araknala]

kidnappers in this video: knock knock “whos there” *someone who will steal your heart*

[@SoapyySkyy]

You’ve left people speechless..

[@marrqi7wini54]

And the rest of you.

[@gilliegriffin3809]

Hey - I’ll give you mine for free. Just ask and I will even marry a goat for it.

[@xxaudyxx2106]

Its not really a syndrome, its just a coping mechanism

[@icantthinkofone7125]

I don’t get it

[@yee5163]

i hate then world Stockholm syndrome rolls off the tongue.

[@km-hi9or]

How so?

[@slayer19978]

I'm the 400th like

[@icantthinkofone7125]

Kalash If low means higher than yours, yeah I do

[@Zweihander_fan]

Sounds like she didn’t care about being kidnapped

[@hobisun5181]

Spooder Man I mean if the kidnapper is hot who would tbh?

[@nathalialai]

Hi twin

[@XxDarkmasterxXx]

@@hobisun5181Expected response from a trashcan

[@vict0riathefangirl]

it sounded like she wanted to be harassed ;-; not in a violent way -~-‘

[@Zweihander_fan]

My long lost twin!!

[@Jimbeam_]

“I’m here because you took something of mine when you kidnapped me” “What” “My heart”