Why American Lawns All Look The Same

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Жыл бұрын

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@TheJohtunnBandit
@TheJohtunnBandit Жыл бұрын
I have been transitioning my yard to native prairie grasses and drought tolerant flowers, and the city has only recently stopped threatening to forcibly mow my yard and bill me for it. At one point it was extra silly, I had a lawn sign commending my yard as great for the community/bees from one department of the city, and letters ordering me to cut my lawn from another department.
@ahmetnumanduman8653
@ahmetnumanduman8653 Жыл бұрын
(((Land of the free)))
@jdwiley9192
@jdwiley9192 Жыл бұрын
Wow, you're so brave!
@manu.yt25
@manu.yt25 Жыл бұрын
Congrats, the way to go, golf-like lawns are just stupid....
@argynews2825
@argynews2825 Жыл бұрын
@@manu.yt25 it’s impressive it takes years to get it perfect
@amac2612
@amac2612 Жыл бұрын
thats government for you, local state federal, its all shit.
@OC-CPA
@OC-CPA Жыл бұрын
I've received HOA violation letters for the following: - Having a custom address plate right next to our front door installed by the previous homeowner - Having a wire through the front of our home to power the front patio sprinkler installed by the previous homeowner - Listing our spare bedroom for a short-term rental (our address was not even in the listing) - Having Christmas-style solar powered white lights-which frankly didn't even work-on our balcony railing - Having our garage door open for "too long" - Not having plants in our front patio planter - Having "weeds" in our front patio planter that were not actually weeds - Having our Ring camera doorbell on our door instead of where our existing doorbell is (where the camera would be useless) - Having laundry in the window to dry out - Using a BBQ grill in our front patio - Having our trash bins out the morning after trash day Fuck them. So hard.
@mistertizio4094
@mistertizio4094 Жыл бұрын
Land of the Free LMAO
@QuesoCookies
@QuesoCookies Жыл бұрын
Get on the board and then discover how many expenses and regulations they have to deal with, and you'll see yourself become the villain. Or, in an ideal world, discover how few they have and then work to change the ridiculous parts and be the hero. You're not the victim, either way.
@StudioDaVeed
@StudioDaVeed Жыл бұрын
There is a subdivision near me that the HOA state that each home; for Christmas lights, must have One Cone shaped wire frame with 8-10 white light strings running vertically for each side of the driveway. Many of these homes have a semi-circle drive , so four. Nothing allowed on the house. It is the most Blah division I've ever seen.
@Sodium_Slug
@Sodium_Slug Жыл бұрын
​@@QuesoCookies I'm sorry they're forcing the HOA's hands to unnecessarily restrict what people do with their homes. I forgot that apparently citizens have no say in what te government does.
@kyh148
@kyh148 Жыл бұрын
"Land of the free" my ass.
@michellejirak9945
@michellejirak9945 Жыл бұрын
I live in a small HOA between two bigger ones, just a few blocks. Both the bigger ones were arguing over who would snap up these blocks, so a few of the owners in the non HOA area started their own HOA! It's pretty chill. They organize snow removal and garbage pickup and give zero craps about everything else. It's a spite HOA and I love that it worked!
@twitchcoolbob66
@twitchcoolbob66 Жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Michael-bb1cw
@Michael-bb1cw 9 ай бұрын
The only kind of HOA I would ever consider living in
@luvr381
@luvr381 Жыл бұрын
My friend got gigged once by his township, being charged for them to mow, so he killed the grass and kept it just dirt. The neighbors complained but there was no ordinance about having to have grass, just about grass height.
@Game_Hero
@Game_Hero Жыл бұрын
your friend is a gigachad
@falconJB
@falconJB Жыл бұрын
Turned mine into a parking pad, there is no rule about installing too much parking in your front yard.
@Oddman1980
@Oddman1980 Жыл бұрын
They fined him so he literally salted the earth. I'm a fan.
@martijn9568
@martijn9568 Жыл бұрын
​@@falconJB To be fair, that's just as stupid an idea as having a boring patch of the exact same grasses. Though, I suppose it won't cause many issues unless many other people start turning their lawn into a parking spot.
@falconJB
@falconJB Жыл бұрын
@@martijn9568 Not really, because a parking pad is useful and less wasteful than grass. I don't need to water a parking pad and there is no on-street parking where I live so its great when hosting company, it is full of cars of friends at least once a week. Also its great to not have to back out of my driveway into traffic each morning.
@SlimTony
@SlimTony Жыл бұрын
A "Home Owners Association" seems so foreign and totalistically dystopian to me as a german
@danielbishop1863
@danielbishop1863 Жыл бұрын
If a *German* is calling something dystopian, it *must* be bad.
@alsaunders7805
@alsaunders7805 Жыл бұрын
I'm American and think that it(HOAs) should seem dystopian and totalitarian to everyone. 🤔🤓🍻
@balls9420
@balls9420 Жыл бұрын
As a Brit, I see HOAs the same way and for a Brit calling something dystopian. You have royally fucked yourself.
@thehussiteking
@thehussiteking 11 ай бұрын
How? No really explain to me HOW does it seem "dystopian" to you, oh enlightened European?
@yitzakIr
@yitzakIr 11 ай бұрын
Get it guys because get it. he’s german. get it? 😂😂😂😮😅😂😢😢
@romulusnr
@romulusnr Жыл бұрын
This is fabulous, although you didn't mention how the lawn was inspired by English manors, where the whole "lawns as a sign of wealth" came from -- it was showing off how much land you owned and didn't need for anything.
@AllenLantz
@AllenLantz Жыл бұрын
Yeah i was thinking the same, there's so much more to the lawns... And it for the most part isn't about anti-communism, it was just a sign of wealth. It started way before the cold war and all that stuff.
@M33f3r
@M33f3r Жыл бұрын
Which is why the grow food not lawns movement hit started but if people are food self sufficient it’s far harder to starve them out
@josephatthecoop
@josephatthecoop Жыл бұрын
My understanding is that *originally* a big expanse of grass meant you had a lot of sheep, and wool was big money. Some generations later they gave up the sheep, and the lawn meant you were so rich you could afford to keep the grass that way for no gain at all.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
@@josephatthecoop Exactly that. Along the way you also evict all those filthy peasants from your land because they were raising worthless livestock and growing useless barley and wheat which can't feed your sheep. You can't get profitable wool from a peasant, or from their cows or chickens, so they've all got to go. Raze their village to make more flat land for grass to feed the sheep, the people can go live in the city and work in the factory that processes the wool.
@danielbishop1863
@danielbishop1863 Жыл бұрын
@@josephatthecoop : Well, not necessarily sheep, but also cows, goats, horses, or *some* kind of grass-eating animals. Point is, if you own livestock, grass is actually *useful* for feeding them. And you can depend on the animals to cut (with their teeth) and fertilize it for you, so it's not labor-intensive like a useless suburban lawn.
@R.J._Lewis
@R.J._Lewis Жыл бұрын
HOAs have not forgotten why they enforce the rules, they still know it's to provide control over your life and your home. That's part of why "no HOA" was a specific requirement when I was lucky enough to go home shopping.
@fackeyutub-emael6545
@fackeyutub-emael6545 Жыл бұрын
Yes, did you know that they can legally give you a late fee for your fines they give you? And those late fees can accumulate. Once that happens, the HOA can then put a lien out of your home for that amount of money owed to them. Essentially, if you do not pay a fine (not their association fees), they can sell your property. HOA has too much power, and this power has been given to them via the rich. This video is spot-on and I love it!
@lordgarion514
@lordgarion514 Жыл бұрын
You just better hope you don't get trash moved in next to you, and have your homes value drop 20%. You won't think the same if that happens. And trashy people are *THE* reason HOA's got so popular. And people not wanting trash to drop their home values is why HOA's have a 97% "very satisfied" rating from people who live in them...... And a 97% very satisfied rate, is almost impossible to get for anything. That high a satisfaction rate almost doesn't exist for anything else..... That makes me wonder about you not wanting to be on one..... Betcha got one of the worst yards on your block.
@Muaddibize
@Muaddibize Жыл бұрын
@@fackeyutub-emael6545 What a load of BS. I'm from a former communist country and if you think we didn't have HOA in communism you are very mistaken. And considering we all lived in flats, it's incredible how many rules HOAs could come up with. From monthly meetings, monthly rotations to clean the gardens around the block in summer and shovel the snow in winter (the schedule for which was voted in the monthly meeting so if you didn't go to those you were saddled with the worst possible days to do that on). You also had to give them money for whatever stupid project they voted they want to do that month, from painting the hallways to replacing the water / gas taps in the basement, all done with overpriced handymen that just so happened to be the president of the HOA cousin, brother-in-law, etc. Failure to conform to these rules brought fines, and in case you refused to pay the fines they could just put interdiction on up to 30% of your monthly income that got automatically redirected from your employer to them. And if you by some chance lived in a house that was not part of a HOA the municipality assumed the duties of the HOA, and they have even more stupid decision-making with allot more red tape.
@DapperHesher
@DapperHesher Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: A group of Karens is called an H.O.A.
@QuesoCookies
@QuesoCookies Жыл бұрын
HOAs relieve a lot of tax burden from other sectors to subsidize the upkeep of utilities to suburban areas that generate almost zero tax revenue. Basically, you're saying you'd rather mooch off the city than pay your own expenses.
@bobjoatmon1993
@bobjoatmon1993 Жыл бұрын
My Dad's town complained he wasn't mowing his grass often enough. He worked at NASA Clear Lake in Engineering & Development and was working huge hours on the Apollo moon program.... So he bought several hundred pounds of salt and used it to kill the grass, then had green dyed gravel laid down. Thats how engineers think for problem solving, do it once and never worry about it again. Note the city and the neighborhood was horrified but he told them he had many other ideas to try (all legal) if they kept bothering him. And that was the end of that.
@Bruno-dv3ym
@Bruno-dv3ym Жыл бұрын
your dad is what people would call a GIGACHAD
@whogavehimafork
@whogavehimafork Жыл бұрын
Your father salted the land to spite bureaucracy. That's absolutely hilarious, I love it
@LaGuerre19
@LaGuerre19 Жыл бұрын
Bob, I want your dad to be MY dad. King Dad move.
@Descriptor413
@Descriptor413 11 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the idea I once heard that, if an HOA is bothering you, threaten to build a ham radio tower, since legally the only organization who can stop you is the FCC, nobody else.
@derandere4356
@derandere4356 11 ай бұрын
​@@Descriptor413 or build a bat home (idk how it's called). As bats are endangered, they can't remove it and need to put up with the area gettimg FLOCKED.
@verdatum
@verdatum Жыл бұрын
My county told me it was a fire hazard, then fined me $1k when I ignored them. Meanwhile, the woods in my backyard are apparently fireproof, or something, I guess; I'm allowed to let them grow.
@texasforever7887
@texasforever7887 Жыл бұрын
Because your grass/yard is a fire break between your house and the woods
@jeremyowen1
@jeremyowen1 Жыл бұрын
Typically large forests that experience regular fires aren't at much of a risk of completely burning up. Regular fires help clear brush while leaving large tress mostly untouched. The reason these wild fires have been getting so out of hand is because of the prevention of forest fires. They need to happen. Letting too much undergrowth take over is just a recipe for disaster.
@HesderOleh
@HesderOleh Жыл бұрын
Not saying it wasn't BS, but in Australia with serious bushfires, thick unkempt vegetation around a house is considered much more dangerous than a tree that is not up against the house.
@ttry1152
@ttry1152 9 ай бұрын
​@@jeremyowen1forest management. Something that got throat chopped becayse of environmental concerns. Now the environment if worse
@italiana626sc
@italiana626sc Жыл бұрын
Love how you slipped "the reason YOUR PARENTS have a small patch in front of their house" in there. Quick but accurate observation of the current state.
@nlpnt
@nlpnt Жыл бұрын
Likewise, Boomers weren't "lured" there - they were born and bred there and grew up thinking it was the default norm. Their parents were the ones lured there.
@OC-CPA
@OC-CPA Жыл бұрын
Millennials are the largest group of homebuyers.
@Vaasref
@Vaasref Жыл бұрын
@@OC-CPA What, people owning a house tend to not buy a lot of additional houses !? I'm shocked.
@OC-CPA
@OC-CPA Жыл бұрын
@@Vaasref Way to miss the point. My point is that OP is implying young people don't own homes, which is blatantly untrue.
@quillmaurer6563
@quillmaurer6563 Жыл бұрын
I think the reason they're saying this is that if young people could afford to buy houses, lawns would already be gone. I can't think of any young person who thinks it makes any sense, and we'll all ditch the concept as soon as we're able to buy houses and have enough influence.
@jamisonr
@jamisonr Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I live in an HOA, it's almost impossible to avoid in the US if you have a "nice" house, but I do push the limits with my lawn. I like it to be high and lush, everyone else scalps it. I've long known that the whole lawn thing in the US was manufactured so to speak, but it's nice to have this video give a better explanation than I could when I've tried to describe it in the past.
@humicroav215
@humicroav215 Жыл бұрын
Get involved in your HOA and fight to get it changed.
@drewsmith3673
@drewsmith3673 Жыл бұрын
The longer Ive worked in lawn care, the more I encourage not maintaining a fancy patch of fescue. It just doesn't make much sense. It is an insane amount of water, fertilizer, and money that gets blown, all to the detriment of the environment. Not to mention running a piece of equipment with relatively high emissions. It's possible to go more natural and still have a good looking, useful space. Also yes. Unless you're feeding/watering, using a reel mower, and mowing frequently (3-4 days or so during prime growing season) definitely do not scalp down below 2 1/2". If you're removing more than 30-40% of the grass length at a time, you're fuckin it up. Less space for cut grass to decompose and sit without clumping the lower you go. Getting around that with bagging just wastes energy. That's your lawns natural feed. Now you just have a bag of grass rotting away.
@azaz20244
@azaz20244 Жыл бұрын
hoas arent even common in most states
@fakjbf3129
@fakjbf3129 Жыл бұрын
That’s incredibly region specific. When I was looking to buy a house a couple years ago none of the places we looked at were in an HOA.
@TheGerm24
@TheGerm24 Жыл бұрын
I mow my front lawn short in the front and let my backyard run wild. Hopefully my HOA doesn't start using drones.
@brentsnocomgaming7813
@brentsnocomgaming7813 Жыл бұрын
Note that in the coastal deep south, the preferred grass for lawns, St. Augustine Grass, is actually native.
@Primalxbeast
@Primalxbeast Жыл бұрын
Unlike the fire ants living in it.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Жыл бұрын
@@Primalxbeast At least fire ants are less of a pest than HOA people who tell you your lawn is wrong.
@tncorgi92
@tncorgi92 Жыл бұрын
​​@@Primalxbeast I remember the first time visiting my grandparents in FL and going barefoot in the yard. It was a quick unpleasant introduction to fire ants. And sand spurs. But the anoles were cool.
@AndyGneiss
@AndyGneiss Жыл бұрын
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Agreed. And at least I'm legally allowed to poison said fire ants. :-P
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
The grass may be native, but the forced monoculture isn't. That grass wants other plants to help it survive and thrive; encouraging the grass to the exclusion of everything else is still pretty bad for the environment and even the grass itself.
@Patangy
@Patangy Жыл бұрын
It's always amusing hearing about American Home Owner's Associations. You're free to do whatever you want, as long as the grass is short, don't paint your house the wrong shade of white and hide the car in the garage 🤣
@the_one_titan3381
@the_one_titan3381 7 ай бұрын
“You can’t own that car you cheap bastard”
@timstone2813
@timstone2813 Жыл бұрын
I'm 30, own my home that has a lawn, and the rain waters it. I can tell you one thing, don't ever live in an hoa, and if you do, do not sign a piece of paper that says some random do nothings can control your property.
@almafuertegmailcom
@almafuertegmailcom Жыл бұрын
Indeed. Though, some random do nothings do still control your property, they call themselves "the government".
@OC-CPA
@OC-CPA Жыл бұрын
In order to live where I wanted, I had to buy a condo, and in order to do that, I had to live in an HOA. That damn HOA has been a perpetual pain in the ass.
@Josh-ks7co
@Josh-ks7co Жыл бұрын
A lot of HOAs are contractually obligated. Like the real estate agent/title company can't legally deed you the property until you sign the piece of paper.
@Moosetick2002
@Moosetick2002 Жыл бұрын
You know, the city/county/state is effectively an HOA that lets "random do nothings ... control your property."
@firstlast446
@firstlast446 Жыл бұрын
@@OC-CPA Hoas are a good thing with condos, when you actually share amenities and a building there has to be some sort of rules laid down and dues paid for maintenance of shared spaces etc
@JeffinBville
@JeffinBville Жыл бұрын
Levitt houses had real plumbing. They also had radiant floor heating. The problem was they used iron pipes in a cement slab and the two don't mix. By the 70s pretty much everyone I knew in Levittown had had their floors ripped out to stop the leaks and forced air furnaces squeezed into tiny living quarters. By the way, one of the primary reasons you had to have a front and back lawn was for a place to put your well and your septic.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that having a septic tank and private well was what he meant by "no real plumbing" in the city. Being connected to a municipal waste system and water supply often (but not always) go hand-in-hand with sidewalks in a lot of places today.
@michaelwarren2391
@michaelwarren2391 Жыл бұрын
The in-floor heating was copper pipe, not iron. However, the effect of being in concrete was the same - leaking pipes. I grew up in Levittown (1950-1970), and one of the really nice things was the warm floor. We had hot water baseboard installed.
@michaelwarren2391
@michaelwarren2391 Жыл бұрын
@@johnladuke6475 Except that there was a municipal water system. It wasn't metered until sewers were installed (in the late 70's, I think).
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelwarren2391 Interesting... but then why also have a well?
@JeffinBville
@JeffinBville Жыл бұрын
​@@michaelwarren2391, I do stand corrected. East Meadow, 1969-1983
@thezomby5015
@thezomby5015 Жыл бұрын
We have a couple of freaks in my neighborhood who work to have perfect grass, while a couple of us have lawn that are welcoming for bees (In canada). About 1/3 of my lawn is clover, 1/3 grass and 1/3 wild strawberries.
@M33f3r
@M33f3r Жыл бұрын
Clover used to be part of all lawn mixes but the corporate jerks realized they could make way more money on weedkiller and fertilizer if they left it out
@daltonsimmerman3054
@daltonsimmerman3054 Жыл бұрын
Is it hard to introduce wild strawberries? How do you do it?
@thezomby5015
@thezomby5015 Жыл бұрын
​@@daltonsimmerman3054 they were there before I moved in, and as I am not "helping" the grass, the strawberries are spreading like weeds. As I made a garden with regular strawberries in it (with a net over them), I let the bird eats the wild strawberries.
@josephfisher426
@josephfisher426 Жыл бұрын
@@daltonsimmerman3054 Cultivated strawberries will spread faster than wild ones (because they are larger).
@tume7473
@tume7473 Жыл бұрын
There is a great video by Ordinary Things that goes more deeply into lawn lore called "Lawns: Crimes Against the Ground". Give it a watch 👍
@troyclayton
@troyclayton Жыл бұрын
Two years ago I identified 39 non-grass species in the lawn around our home here in Maine (I find it difficult to get interested in grasses, a failing of mine). The lawn never gets watered or fertilized by people, and never dies. There are periods of bloom where clusters and mixes of colors cover areas. It's so beautiful. It never needs mowing more than once or twice a month. I have no idea what the turf grass people are doing, it's idiotic. edit: I'm a former landscape maintenance manager at a large company. I hate turf grass, rare in the industry. People spend so much money on turf, nothing on lovely lawns like mine.
@michellejirak9945
@michellejirak9945 Жыл бұрын
This is you... failing to get interested in grasses? I'd like to see the comment you'd write if you found them fascinating.
@Roxor128
@Roxor128 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like my attitude towards my lawn here in Australia. If it can survive on the rainfall and doesn't mind a monthly mowing, it gets to stay. With one exception: paspalum that springs up near where anyone has to walk. That gets poisoned because I can't stand getting brushed by the seed heads. They're sticky and make my legs itch. Among the variety of stuff that springs up, I make a point to mow around the paper daisies. Lovely little native plants. Pity they're only annuals.
@sophie9419
@sophie9419 Жыл бұрын
This is why I vastly prefer the style of house where its placed directly on the street, and you a bigger fenced area in the back that you can plant whatever you want in it.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
I know what you really meant, but I'm having a great time picturing how hard it would be to build and live in a house that is actually _directly on_ the street. Cars having to drive around the living room to get where they're going.
@daltonsimmerman3054
@daltonsimmerman3054 Жыл бұрын
Illegal in most places
@sophie9419
@sophie9419 Жыл бұрын
@@daltonsimmerman3054 Very common in new suburbs in Britain.
@blastlightstar
@blastlightstar Жыл бұрын
I've been staying in a different country for a few months and one of the main aesthetic differences that stood out to me is that, while it has a ton of plant life, there really aren't any lawns. sight-blocking fences up to the sidewalk. though it might also be the difference between my suburban hometown and a city lol.
@raymiemiller1455
@raymiemiller1455 Жыл бұрын
Grass does support ecosystems - many in fact. It's just that a 2 inch tall lawn grass monoculture cannot. As an ecologist, so much of the USA's land being covered in useless grass and not literally any other plant is depressing to me, it's really destroying habitat for animals like birds and insects (especially pollinators like bees).
@ramboturkey1926
@ramboturkey1926 Жыл бұрын
on the flip side we have some of the largest national parks and nature preserves
@manjensen1710
@manjensen1710 Жыл бұрын
That's the thing, a tiny monoculture full of pesticides becomes the opposite of an ecosystem, if a native plant decides to grow, it is treated like a pest. Even a small lawn could become an ecosystem if native plants that attract animals are allowed to grow.
@raymiemiller1455
@raymiemiller1455 Жыл бұрын
@@manjensen1710 Agreed completley.
@oguzman1996
@oguzman1996 11 ай бұрын
This is great and all but I have kids and I’d rather them not get ticks and chiggars when they step out the door to play
@thedapperdolphin1590
@thedapperdolphin1590 7 ай бұрын
@@oguzman1996Native trees and bushes, as well as gardens with native flowers and such, could be a good alternative without having to worry about ticks and stuff from overgrown weeds.
@nuke___8876
@nuke___8876 Жыл бұрын
I love explaining this and what loitering are to my European friends. They find our "freedom" fucking hilarious.
@Frommerman
@Frommerman Жыл бұрын
Loitering: 50% ticketing/arresting people for being black, 50% maximizing the misery of unhoused people so people fear becoming poor and work themselves to death for bosses who may as well be vampires.
@Egerit100
@Egerit100 Жыл бұрын
What even is loitering??? I keep seeing all these signs that say "no loitering but who determines when someone is loitering?
@LowJSamuel
@LowJSamuel Жыл бұрын
@@Egerit100 Are you really asking, or are you being rhetorical?
@Egerit100
@Egerit100 Жыл бұрын
@@LowJSamuel After using the Google, loitering is "waiting or standing around a business for no apparent reason and without buying anything" but still, who determines when you're loitering?
@ketchup901
@ketchup901 Жыл бұрын
@@Egerit100 Have you seen the scene in Family Guy with the "okay" / "not okay" chart?
@alex_zetsu
@alex_zetsu Жыл бұрын
Hilariously, Kentucky Bluegrass doesn't have to be water hungry. When you see it browning, that's actually drought resistance. You can let it brown for 3 weeks before you need to water it... unless you happen to mow the lawn since the grass is quite vulnerable after cut.
@lordgarion514
@lordgarion514 Жыл бұрын
The phrase water hungry literally means the amount of water needed to keep it green.... So yes, it's quite water hungry. We aren't talking about it's survival. We use grass for decoration. Therefore it's the amount of water needed to keep it pretty that matters.
@slothfulcobra
@slothfulcobra Жыл бұрын
wow, I thought it was just long island, but it turns out it was actually lawn guy land
@plazasta
@plazasta Жыл бұрын
omg that's the best pun I have seen in a long time
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Жыл бұрын
That's oddly accurate.
@stevejohnson3357
@stevejohnson3357 Жыл бұрын
I always thought planners didn't understand how people think. A big open flat square downtown is a place people cut across to get to the other side unless there's a protest rally or something. But if there are stairs creating different levels, people lounge. As for the front lawn, nobody ever steps on it unless they're mowing it. If you want empty you can have empty.
@daltonsimmerman3054
@daltonsimmerman3054 Жыл бұрын
Never thought about the different levels thing...
@soundscape26
@soundscape26 Жыл бұрын
Lounging on squares is great.
@jsquared1013
@jsquared1013 Жыл бұрын
Plenty of people use their front lawns for recreational and leisure activities (playing catch, kicking a soccer ball, playing with toy trucks, etc).
@The_Lone_Aesir
@The_Lone_Aesir Жыл бұрын
Well timed video as I intend to convert my 3rd acre plot to a mostly clover and native wild flowers purely to reduce the amount of maintenance
@plant.hacks.4.ur.environment
@plant.hacks.4.ur.environment Жыл бұрын
You could also try creeping myrtle or use local plants from your area.
@The_Lone_Aesir
@The_Lone_Aesir Жыл бұрын
@@plant.hacks.4.ur.environment "native wild flowers" is my intention of using local plants.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
No matter how you choose to use the space, ditching your lawn is so rewarding. Just the time, energy and money wasted on mowing and watering are worth the change. No more growing the grass, so you can cut the grass, so it grows well, so you can cut it... forever.
@The_Lone_Aesir
@The_Lone_Aesir Жыл бұрын
@@johnladuke6475 thankfully I don't really water the lawn except sometimes in July as its pretty common for us not to get any rain at all that month, but even then if I did water it was like at most once a week. But overall that's been my driving force. Plus if I do it right a nice spring meadow will look way better
@SleepNeed
@SleepNeed Жыл бұрын
I remember once going to Phoenix, Arizon, it is a city that is right smack in the Sonoran Desert. Imagine my shock when I saw that there were lawns with grass there. The city truly is built as a monument to man's arrogance (plus 5 imaginary points if you get that reference).
@jeremyowen1
@jeremyowen1 Жыл бұрын
Just a ticking time bomb with so many band-aids it looks like it wrestled with a porcupine.
@pirana6
@pirana6 Жыл бұрын
KotH
@oopsy444
@oopsy444 Жыл бұрын
King of the hill right
@AZaqZaqProduction
@AZaqZaqProduction Жыл бұрын
That's wild because I know that Las Vegas has actually banned grass lawns because, you know, they're in the middle of a desert. Just the fact that that city exists is enough of a defiance to God as is. So to hear that Phoenix doesn't do that is insane.
@danielbishop1863
@danielbishop1863 Жыл бұрын
@@AZaqZaqProduction : Yes, Las Vegas exists only because a bunch of people don't understand probability. Oh, and also a nearby big-ass hydroelectric dam that makes electricity cheap there.
@qlum
@qlum Жыл бұрын
The one time I have been to the US the grass lawns were really the most striking thing. it just felt very alien, cartoonish even.
@mattdombrowski8435
@mattdombrowski8435 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to give a shout out to the people down the street who have a cactus garden instead of a lawn.
@Shorts-Kng
@Shorts-Kng Жыл бұрын
maybe if hello fresh stopped spending all their money on marketing they could retain some customers at a realistic price point 😂
@soundscape26
@soundscape26 Жыл бұрын
Their promo text is terrible... they make going to the grocery shop and making a simple meal the most complicated thing ever. Pffff.
@philippebrehier7386
@philippebrehier7386 Жыл бұрын
Remember : 🧠"If the penalty for a crime is a fine, that law only exists for the lower classes." Beside, about (meadow) grass, let it live and grow, it's good for bugs (like bees) and you'll save money AND noise.
@philippebrehier7386
@philippebrehier7386 Жыл бұрын
"Capitalism is like a dog in heat, we need to put a leash on it or it will f... everything". Elon Musk Just kidding. It was Jesus.🤪
@eatshmoogle3573
@eatshmoogle3573 Жыл бұрын
Grass isn't good for bees besides providing oxygen, I think you are thinking of flowers
@unicorntulkas
@unicorntulkas Жыл бұрын
@@eatshmoogle3573 Yes, grass isn't pollinated by bees, but it will provide habitat for a lot of bugs. Also some leanguages don't differentiate between a lawn and a meadow. Wild native flowers interspersed in a grass meadow are the best food for insects.
@philippebrehier7386
@philippebrehier7386 Жыл бұрын
@@eatshmoogle3573 Well. Of course. I mean... let the wind and the bugs do their thing and, sooner or later, you will find flowers blooming in your "blue grass" lawn.
@philippebrehier7386
@philippebrehier7386 Жыл бұрын
Thank you. You put it more eloquently than I ever could (I'm french).
@gojeffgordon24
@gojeffgordon24 Жыл бұрын
Ha! I was right that all this grass is an endless chore for no good reason. If you can't tell, I'm not a person that enjoys cutting the lawn. it is time that could go to much better endeavors if you ask me.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
We ditched our lawn, replaced it with a mulch base that doesn't need to be mowed and an ever-increasing collection of fruit-bearing plants that actually give a return for the time and energy spent taking care of them. Never having to mow again is a great feeling.
@danielbishop1863
@danielbishop1863 Жыл бұрын
This is seriously one of the reasons I still live in an apartment.
@Snocone333
@Snocone333 Жыл бұрын
house i bought in 2015 was foreclosed and abandoned so the lawn was gone, replaced by whatever grows. I mow that wildflower/weed/clover combo three or four times a summer so its nice to walk on and i can see the dog poop to pick it up. Never water it! Its great! In minnesota tho, so maybe im just lucky with friendly, hearty local plants that can beat the shit out of grasses in the winters.
@gimmethegepgun
@gimmethegepgun Жыл бұрын
Why pick up the poop? Just leave it there, it's good fertilizer.
@kaitlyn__L
@kaitlyn__L Жыл бұрын
The place where I live has wildflowers, clovers, dandelions, and grasses of varying lengths for the lawn. It’s great!
@user-ov2fc5sd1e
@user-ov2fc5sd1e Жыл бұрын
What I don't understand is why people don't erect walls or metal fences taller than a human being to protect against trespassers. Where I come from it's standard to have 9+ feet tall cememt walls surrounding all properties (primarily for privacy cuz we deeply value it), and if you like to flaunt your front yard then put metal iron walls so all can see through
@Primalxbeast
@Primalxbeast Жыл бұрын
I don't think many neighborhoods in the US would allow you to have a 9 foot concrete wall in your front yard.
@fiaviy.5298
@fiaviy.5298 Жыл бұрын
​@@Primalxbeast and the question is, Why?
@madensmith7014
@madensmith7014 Жыл бұрын
​@Zaydan Alfariz Those walls also double up as fire protection, though I don't think that's an issue in America where suburban housing have always maintained social distancing
@iris5478
@iris5478 Жыл бұрын
it just hit me when i read your comment: american houses dont have fences! what the fuck. its the norm here too, for people who live in a house to have at least 2m fences around their property. even most apartment buildings have fences around their gardens. no wonder so many horror movies set in the us have random killers just walk into a house
@fa-q-6226
@fa-q-6226 Жыл бұрын
@@iris5478 its also the reason why zombies are always a trouble in america (in movies, lol), the only thing protecting their houses are their windows and doors. In South America a zombie virus would be much less dangerous, because we all have either tall walls or metal bars on the windows
@tyleracuna2567
@tyleracuna2567 Жыл бұрын
If u look at lawns in Florida, the grass is a lot more thick than grass up north. The weather plays a huge factor in that showing that Florida lawns are different than northern lawns
@silvaskiproductions3937
@silvaskiproductions3937 Жыл бұрын
in Florida I usually see crabgrass, while in other regions it's the softer, greener, more vertical kind. I don't know what the name of it is
@Starphot
@Starphot Жыл бұрын
Florida and other southern states have a coarser grass than those up north. Many varies of grasses hybridized to fit the climate they are to grow in. My backyard has a newer grass made for higher altitudes. The front yard the old sod has relented to local short grass prairie and other imported weed grasses and yarrow. My clippings are used in my vegetable garden.
@shakti666
@shakti666 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes time to learn of Lawn Lore
@dankuser8303
@dankuser8303 Жыл бұрын
It’s still like this today, people have a weird obsession with lawns and on top of that the government forces them on people I’m certainly not complaining since i own a lawncare company lmao
@thetobyntr9540
@thetobyntr9540 Жыл бұрын
I have nothing against you personally. Youre just trying to survive im sure but it's a crap situation because Bermuda grass and grass in general if not native is terrible for the environment when it gets loose because it kills native species and that means that other natives have less to eat, and it effects the whole food web. Wildflower gardens or trees with native understory plants can be lower maintenance, and more interesting. Its depressing how because it's ultimately more harmful than not to everyone, yet society is brainwashed to like the look of a flat green plane that does little more than waste time and money, which makes it even harder on whoever still has land these days because before for most of human history, even a couple centuries ago nearly everyone grew food on their own land, and its leas wasteful than shipping produce that gets mostly thrown out.
@QuesoCookies
@QuesoCookies Жыл бұрын
@thetobyntr9540 I don't think we need to worry about invasiveness too much. Lawns are still notoriously hard to keep up, which is why lawn care remains a viable business.
@thetobyntr9540
@thetobyntr9540 Жыл бұрын
@@QuesoCookies I wish that were the case but species are becoming at least locally extinct if not completely. What im saying could be proven wrong if it was. Any resources taken by us and our grass can't go to the local ecosystem. We've displaced more than half of the world's biomass. Our invasive plants build up massive numbers and adapt even better, all the while they take resources from things that the local ecosystem actually needs, without having predators or pathogens to limit their number like its supposed to be. no place is outside of an ecosystem, that includes our homes, i think its best to be in the your local ecosystems side in action and intent. It is always destructive when our grass spreads from the lawns and nearly every other inch of land that we dont farm or build, especially after we just erase unique ecosystems, which is ok if it's done small and the populations dont take a nosedive, but when its unnecessary and only harmful or benign things make up most of the environment is when things break down. We wouldn't have to worry about this if we had a small population but thst simply isn't the case anymore. Its not all bad, we still have lots of life left to build back our ecosystems with, we just need to accept the hard facts in order to make anything about this better. Our species coexisted and actually reinforced biodiversity (except for megafauna extinctions, but that took thousands of years of pressure while humans filled the same niches) for a while in prehistory, we can do it again if we put our minds to it and and fight the people making money by exploiting the world.
@QuesoCookies
@QuesoCookies Жыл бұрын
@thetobyntr9540 Except much of the grasses kept in lawns are picked because of their reluctance to bolt, which looks unsightly, which also keeps it from spreading effectively. Annual crops are the same way. We've bred them not to breed on their own very well because they would become a weed to whatever we wanted to plant next year, and the seeding process would take energy away from the fruiting and leaving process we want them to be doing, because those are the parts of the plants we want to eat. Talking about the ecological damage of any human structures and natural diversity being replaced by artificial monoculture is not the same as the crops and grasses being invasive, unless you're making a semantic argument about humanity as an invasive species, which is fair but not precisely what an invasive species means.
@dakshjain512
@dakshjain512 Жыл бұрын
Been watching this channel since it was at like 150k subscribers and his content and quality is so good.... It makes everything doubly interesting.
@dannypipewrench533
@dannypipewrench533 Жыл бұрын
0:43 Same reason that I built a copper roof. It looks nice. Though copper does actually hold up pretty well against the weather. The oxidation makes it last longer, unlike steel, which becomes weaker with rust.
@TofuInc
@TofuInc Жыл бұрын
Grass just kinda fits that need of something short enough that can be played on and thick enough it doesn't get muddy. Turf type fescue is superior to Bluegrass in my opinion.
@Ranrandagandagan
@Ranrandagandagan Жыл бұрын
It is interesting to observe how cultural differences can influence the design and construction of homes. In the US, many homeowners choose not to install gates or fences around their houses. Just their big and boring lawns, which for me is so cool. In contrast, in the Philippines where I live, it is common for homes to have gates installed for security and privacy reasons.
@timstone2813
@timstone2813 Жыл бұрын
I have a fence with gates, and a lawn, for privacy and security, as well as an area to have my children play.
@mattwardproductions7399
@mattwardproductions7399 Жыл бұрын
I wish people could actually make nice gardens
@jesperwall839
@jesperwall839 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t it be nice to live in a place where you don’t have to fence your home for security reasons? And where you could do whatever you want with your lawn?
@dylanmcdowell3894
@dylanmcdowell3894 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but then they'll shoot you if you come to close 😅
@zed7038
@zed7038 Жыл бұрын
@@mattwardproductions7399 You can??
@snapper1
@snapper1 Жыл бұрын
I like the joke where you segue from talking about the means of production to a Hello Fresh sponsor.
@Mikidy303
@Mikidy303 Жыл бұрын
That's it! I'm tearing out all the grass in my yard and replacing it with brick. Nothing controversial about bricks.
@monkeeboy830
@monkeeboy830 Жыл бұрын
wait till you hear about how much carbon is released into the atmosphere to make bricks instead i would replace it with moss
@DarthRagnarok343
@DarthRagnarok343 Жыл бұрын
@@monkeeboy830 Na, gotta go with concrete, one huge slab.
@Spartan-yq4qp
@Spartan-yq4qp Жыл бұрын
@@DarthRagnarok343 You meant asphalt? Cmon, a lawn is a perfect spot for a parking lot and a dollar general
@dsl2914
@dsl2914 Жыл бұрын
I love the thought of getting sued by the city due to NOT being rich enough to afford to water useless grass.... especially with colorado river drought issues we still gotta show off the front yard 🤬
@yzrippin
@yzrippin Жыл бұрын
But Republican orange man was bad
@Syunnnnnnn
@Syunnnnnnn Жыл бұрын
at 0:46 i didn't know every state was boarded with a unbroken line of grass!!!????!!!?!?!?!?
@justin.booth.
@justin.booth. Жыл бұрын
Yes it's a very famous feature of American geography.
@Syunnnnnnn
@Syunnnnnnn Жыл бұрын
@@justin.booth. go take a picture on The Line™
@blockofwood3925
@blockofwood3925 Жыл бұрын
Is there any chance of a follow-up video on grass alternatives?
@bagel29
@bagel29 Жыл бұрын
I grew up in a suburb, but the houses in my neighborhood are all unique and we’re not apart of a HOA thankfully. Suburbs are fine, but HOAs and creepily identical houses are…not my favorite
@zo_55
@zo_55 Жыл бұрын
this is your best video yet. keep this awesome new content a-coming!
@ogjk
@ogjk Жыл бұрын
Saving up to get rid of our grass. West Texas water is expensive and im sick of paying 150 a month in the summer just for looks.
@scaper12123
@scaper12123 Жыл бұрын
If i ever own a home, i wanna grow some foods on my front lawn just to have something to look at.
@timstone2813
@timstone2813 Жыл бұрын
Do all raised beds with gutter run off water collection that then runs threw the beds. Have pretty mulch paths threw them.
@albear972
@albear972 Жыл бұрын
Just don't try to do that in a house with an HOA.
@ryuuguu01
@ryuuguu01 Жыл бұрын
Fruit trees (including nuts) have big upfront costs and hassle, but once they are in maintenance are low.
@christopherverhoef9112
@christopherverhoef9112 Жыл бұрын
One of my neighbors has a sort of wildlife garden on their lawn. They deliberately don't mow it and let nature do whatever it wants. It's nice.
@zed7038
@zed7038 Жыл бұрын
@@timstone2813 Why do Americans suck ass at spelling lmao
@FlyinRaptorJesus
@FlyinRaptorJesus Жыл бұрын
I love living rural.. Huge garden in the back yard and a big beautiful lawn full of trees and flowers everywhere else.
@scotthenderson8412
@scotthenderson8412 Жыл бұрын
My house is one of the original Levitt n Sons model homes from the 1940s. I live in a small lumber mill town in Humboldt County, Ca and the mill in town made a lot of the lumber kits they shipped by rail to build the Levitt houses on Long Island.
@jarredbrown6189
@jarredbrown6189 Жыл бұрын
Having exquisitely maintained lawns was also popularised by the Palace of Versailles
@timnicholls19
@timnicholls19 Жыл бұрын
Are home owner associations a thing outside of the usa? Just never seen one
@jamesleduke873
@jamesleduke873 Жыл бұрын
We have them here in Canada
@danielbishop1863
@danielbishop1863 Жыл бұрын
You can always count on Canada to copy the worst parts of the USA.
@tweezerjam
@tweezerjam Жыл бұрын
There’s also a Levittown a few miles north of philly. Built around the same time, it looks exactly the same. Five home options on concrete slabs.
@HesderOleh
@HesderOleh Жыл бұрын
While lawns in general are a bit ridiculous to have everywhere, there are very good reasons in parts of Australia to manage vegetation near habitation. One is snakes. In urban areas the one place you might accidentally step on a snake is in tall grass. The other is fire risk. In rural areas and outer suburbs, you have to be very careful not to allow a buildup of tinder near houses.
@sandralison7584
@sandralison7584 Жыл бұрын
Do you mean Tinder the dating ap? What have this to do with lawns
@HesderOleh
@HesderOleh Жыл бұрын
@@sandralison7584 no, not the app. The app was called that because tinder means something that lights on fire very easily.
@BigPundo
@BigPundo Жыл бұрын
Lawn grass in Scotland is so soft and nice, visited family in Texas and it was like straw. Climate thing i guess
@AC-im4hi
@AC-im4hi Жыл бұрын
Texas is much hotter and not as dry so they need different grasses (Bermuda, Zoysia, etc.). Especially if it was winter the grass was probably dormant.
@Primalxbeast
@Primalxbeast Жыл бұрын
We have St. Augustine grass in Florida. Not only is it not soft, it's infested with fire ants.
@nicholasharvey1232
@nicholasharvey1232 Жыл бұрын
We don't have to do it in Mississippi since we get ample rainfall, but in a lot of places out west you're required to keep you lawn watered. Presumably these Western cities don't want to end up looking like the deserts that they actually are.
@Bobrogers99
@Bobrogers99 2 күн бұрын
Over the past 24 years, my lawn has transitioned to 50% moss, 40% low-growing, drought-resistant weeds, 5% bare ground and 5% grass. I run the lawn mower over it two or three times a year to prevent trees and brush growing up. In the spring, masses of bluets decorate the yard, and later on there are violets, dandelions and other flowering weeds. I think it looks great!
@MissMyMusicAddiction
@MissMyMusicAddiction Жыл бұрын
man, half as is such a good channel
@joshuaychung
@joshuaychung Жыл бұрын
I knew I hated keeping up my lawn. I desperately want to replace my lawn with the artificial turf that the NFL plays on, but our HOA bylaw says that not maintaining the lawn is punishable by death, I think.
@Roxor128
@Roxor128 Жыл бұрын
Don't. It'll make your place hotter. Grass sucks for keeping your place cool, but it's better than nothing. Put in proper plants, by which I mean trees and large shrubs, and plenty of them, and they can keep your property several degrees cooler than somewhere with just grass. Fake grass, rocks or paving just get hot in the sun, like your roof. Living plants put out water vapour which helps cool things down.
@Mike23443
@Mike23443 Жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure that grass and lawns have actual benefits beyond just looking the way they do. grass helps moderate ground temperature as it absorbs heat and retains it, meaning a generally grassy area will have a milder climate both in the summer and winter than it otherwise would have. As negligible as it may be, it can help decontaminate the top soil layer and absorb at least some amount of chemicals from the air. It keeps the ground fresh and more workable than if you just had a dry patch of dirt and it helps lower dust proliferation as it both captures at as well as does not produce it. It also helps retain more moisture and water in general. It may have been a plot, scheme, whim and an expensive stunt, but there are definitely long lasting benefits that it brings with it. There's of course some instances where it's better not to keep lawns like Las Vegas where it is literally detrimental to water your lawn.
@davidefinzi8145
@davidefinzi8145 Жыл бұрын
The problem is not grass itself, the problem is short monocolture flowerless grass, it looks green and lush, but it's the biosphere equivalent of a wasteland
@Mike23443
@Mike23443 Жыл бұрын
@@davidefinzi8145 I agree, but a grassy wasteland is still better than a dry dirt wasteland.
@thezomby5015
@thezomby5015 Жыл бұрын
Any other plants that would naturally grow there is better, my lawn is mostly clover and wild strawberries.
@Boxygirl96
@Boxygirl96 Жыл бұрын
When my parents finally moved off the military base their number one priority house shopping was no lawn, because we dealt with three on the military base for a decade. Side yards are a fucking bitch to mow with a push mower, damn thing was so big I had to have like two massive extension cords just to get the mower to the farthest corner of it. The responsibility gave me character growing up, but I’m not eager to go back to that No that I’ll probably ever be able to afford my own house in this present economy… but still
@BaronVonQuiply
@BaronVonQuiply 11 ай бұрын
I spread wildflower seeds all over my lawn a few weeks ago. I let it go to meadow and only fully cut it a few times a year, and only because my neighbor keeps his grass very short so I assume they're probably a bit annoyed at my flowery meadow. I've also spread lupin seeds around to take over the grass and fix nitrogen, as well as encourage moss over grass, as you can mow moss if you want to, but there is very little reason to.
@zumazuma568
@zumazuma568 11 ай бұрын
Nice! don't mind the neighbors, i'm sure they're secretly enjoying the lovely meadow smell they get from you
@H.H.Official
@H.H.Official Жыл бұрын
Great video Sam!
@MariAdkins
@MariAdkins Жыл бұрын
okay so my question is - why did the first settlers coming into central Kentucky via the wilderness road in Berea, see the plains, such as they were at the time (Lexington was largely a swamp), as "a sea of blue grass" ... now i'm wanting to go find our natural grass ... even though i have a wildflower and clover lawn ...
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
It might be worth checking on the source of that quote, as well. It may well be a later invention, or a description from a later wave of settlers after the land had already been transformed.
@josephfisher426
@josephfisher426 Жыл бұрын
It was bluestem maybe?
@animalia5554
@animalia5554 Жыл бұрын
I never got the point of having a house if you can’t do what you want with your lawn. But I guess that’s why I see it differently then most people. I here people telling me about how a home is an “investment”, and I am always like “I thought it was a place to live”?
@onbearfeet
@onbearfeet Жыл бұрын
If I ever own a home with its own dirt, I want to fill that dirt with native grasses and wildflowers (well, except for the bit where I actually garden--I love eating food I've grown), put up a small sign saying "Native Pollinator Habitat", and watch my neighbors lose their minds.
@brailyndsummers
@brailyndsummers Жыл бұрын
I literally tell everyone that having and maintaining a lawn is just a social construct because I hate taking care of it so much, but knowing what I know now, its worse than I could've even imagined. M O A R B R I C K S
@LowJSamuel
@LowJSamuel Жыл бұрын
Having and maintaining a house is also just a social construct. Eating particular foods is also just a social construct. Wearing clothes is also just a social construct. Speaking is also just a social construct. That term means nothing.
@brailyndsummers
@brailyndsummers Жыл бұрын
@@LowJSamuel Well, that may be he the case for you, and that's totally fine my friend. we could get even more cynical and deduce that everything means nothing, but where is the fun in that? The only thing that I know I care about at the end of the day is getting more videos about bricks out of this guy, okay?
@LowJSamuel
@LowJSamuel Жыл бұрын
@@brailyndsummers What is and what isn't a social construct is just a social construct.
@Real28
@Real28 Жыл бұрын
I don't irrigate my lawn. I can't be bothered to water it. I even live in a nice neighborhood where people do water their lawns a lot but it'll just be whatever color it's supposed to be. Water already costs enough.
@jasonreed7522
@jasonreed7522 Жыл бұрын
The only effort my parents put into maintaining their lawn was occasional mowing, grass just grows in upstate NY. Their lawn is also far from a monoculture, predominantly grass sure but all sorts of flowers and bugs live in it as well. Hating lawns only makes sense to me in places where the lawn would die off without human intervention.
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 Жыл бұрын
well since i only lived in a hoa house when i was under 5, i never had any issues like this. i grew up and still live in one of the few "red" areas of California, very little around, most houses are just within shouting distance if you try, and until fire season, everyone let it grow wild,i mean half meter minimum depending on plant, we had some over a meter. keep in mind, these yards aren't like hoa,almost no flat land to speak of,slops,bumps,divets etc,that's how i grew up, away from the city, dozens of meters from any neighbors, and surrounded by nature.
@michaelkelleypoetry
@michaelkelleypoetry 3 ай бұрын
I live out in a very rural area on several acres of land, not in a suburb, so I've never heard of anyone being arrested for how their grass is growing.
@kronikguyan
@kronikguyan Жыл бұрын
I didn't know there's a story behind it. Cool story. I really like American history and culture. One day I will visit ❤️🇮🇩
@danielduncan6806
@danielduncan6806 Жыл бұрын
Don't. We are completely and totally psychopathic here. You could come here on vacation and leave in a casket; just because you looked at someone "wrong". In the 70's we shut down all of our mental health institutions and kicked all of the occupants out into the streets with ZERO support. Now, 50 years later, they have all grown up and had children, and their children have had children. And now we have an actual insanity outbreak. Most of our population is clinically insane now. And that is not hyperbole, that is a fact. It is what happens when you allow crazy people to breed without control. So I recommend just staying where you are, or at least avoiding our country; for your own longevity.
@Veilure
@Veilure Жыл бұрын
i hope you enjoy it 😊
@internetera1523
@internetera1523 Жыл бұрын
How can you think any of this is cool lol
@trippykay
@trippykay Жыл бұрын
this isnt cool, it is destroying our ecosystem and is a driving force behind insect extinction. bugs NEED tall weeds and wildflowers and leaf litter and moss. it is their home.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, do be sure to visit. The USA is well-known for its love of foreign people. Especially if you happen to not be white or speak English with any non-American accent. You'll definitely learn lots about their culture.
@jameswatson8122
@jameswatson8122 Жыл бұрын
Why is it so popular to hate on grass? I love the stuff. It's so nice to lay in. HOAs are the devil's handy work though. I agree with ya there
@danielbishop1863
@danielbishop1863 Жыл бұрын
"It's so nice to lay in." I assume you live somewhere without fire ants?
@jgharston
@jgharston 7 ай бұрын
What I find really creepy about American housing developments is not the lawn, but that there is no wall, fence, or hedge at the front of the property. Your frontage is completely open to all manner of strangers just wandering across. It's something that has been creeping into UK developments, and I don't know why!
@landonkissell
@landonkissell Жыл бұрын
Never did I expect my hometown be talked about in a Half as Interesting video😅
@GoneZombie
@GoneZombie Жыл бұрын
The dumbest thing is that it's not even that hard to keep people from reading Kapital. It's not really a page-turner. Even just reading selections for a class is one of the worst things I've ever done to myself. (Note that this has little to do with the ideas conveyed in the text, just the readability)
@jeffbenton6183
@jeffbenton6183 Жыл бұрын
So true! However, the Communist Manifesto is plenty readable. Engles must've been a decent editor. EDIT: (I was also reading it for college, I'm not a commie, I promise)
@anidnmeno
@anidnmeno Жыл бұрын
which is why i live up a dirt road and grow vegetables in my front yard. True. American. Freedom.
@elizabethstein9698
@elizabethstein9698 Жыл бұрын
At this point, we should covering lawns with clover. Of course they flower and attract bees, but they also need less work/maintenance. Plus clover are [more] beneficial to wildlife and look nicer than plain grass lawns. The reduced need for mowing is good too, as lawn mowers can generate pollutions/emissions.
@MrFromminsk
@MrFromminsk 6 ай бұрын
Most landscaping plants are useless, but you can say the same about the house plants. They are not grown for food, but for the curb appeal and enjoyment. I love my green lush lawn, it is a chore to keep it up, I agree, but the alternative is much worse. My house has the best landscape and curb appeal in the neighborhood and I am proud of it.
@GyroCannon
@GyroCannon Жыл бұрын
Serious question, for the people who live in HOA neighborhoods that mandate a lawn: can you take out all the grass and put in artificial turf, basically paying a one time cost to hopefully shut them up once and for all?
@TXnine7nine
@TXnine7nine Жыл бұрын
Depends on the HOA. Some go so far as to have language that dictates that it has to be grass and which breeds of grass are acceptable.
@Kriss_L
@Kriss_L Жыл бұрын
My #1 requirement when we bought land and a house - no HOA.
@jeremyowen1
@jeremyowen1 Жыл бұрын
Why do HOA's even exist? What's the benefit? It seems like the entire purpose of an HOA is to cater to the desires of superficial people. "See my house? Your house should look this good." Shut up Bethany.
@appa609
@appa609 Жыл бұрын
The only solution for an HOA infestation is napalm
@Kriss_L
@Kriss_L Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyowen1 So people who can't get elected to public office can at least be mini-tyrants.
@chrisbeynon8700
@chrisbeynon8700 Жыл бұрын
Sam sending a subtle hint for HAI viewers to touch grass
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Жыл бұрын
Don't just touch grass. Tear it down! Stick it to the Levittown leaders!
@patrickasselin2326
@patrickasselin2326 Жыл бұрын
What happens with the insulated Hello Fresh box?
@squaddiepete
@squaddiepete Жыл бұрын
"Lets talk about Cannibalism!" - "Brought to you, today, by our sponsor, Hello Fresh!" 💀💀💀💀
@CZpersi
@CZpersi Жыл бұрын
Product placement gets wild these days!
@tylrprkr
@tylrprkr Жыл бұрын
Hey! We have bourbon in Kentucky. That's our one thing!
@jamisonr
@jamisonr Жыл бұрын
Right on. My paternal side is from Rockcastle County (1804-1950), although I have never lived in KY, I do appreciate their number 1 "export"!
@sorinankitt
@sorinankitt Жыл бұрын
We deleted our lawn years ago and inputted flowers and trees and other nice usances instead.
@patrickshaw411
@patrickshaw411 Жыл бұрын
The day I get my own back yard, it’s gonna become a lush garden/forested ecosystem. Have some stone paths to get around, and mulch beds around the house so the vegetation doesn’t touch the house much and invite insects in. I don’t mind time and effort spent on the yard, just make it have a god damn purpose.
@0ZeldaFreak
@0ZeldaFreak Жыл бұрын
Oh and also one thing missing: it's bad for the environment. In the desert there is no grass. In hot places grass is pretty hard to maintain and in these areas, water is tight and you need a lot of water to maintain the grass or it will die and you need to replant it, so it can die again. At least there are now regions where they remove the grass and plant native plants that can survive in that region. I personally hate that every patch of grass gets cut to death. Sure having some nice but grass to play and lay down is nice but not every patch needs to be that way. Where I live, we have a lot of grass and the landlord is cutting everything very short. Some parts I don't consider a nice patch for playing or so and these patches should grow, so wild flowers can grow and letting insects live there. The best joke is that they have some parts where they don't cut the grass but these are like 2qm. Having less than 1% that can grow wild is a joke. We have here so much grass and so much areas where they can let it grow wild.
@y33t23
@y33t23 Жыл бұрын
And you won't need long to find someone that will make up some sort of argument why all of this is good because freedom
@eldermoose7938
@eldermoose7938 Жыл бұрын
I never knew how stupid our obsession with grass was till I saw phoenix. A city in an arid environment and scare water dumping millions of gallons on these stupid lawns.
@monkeypie8701
@monkeypie8701 Жыл бұрын
0:00 Corn is a type of Grass
@racecarrik
@racecarrik Жыл бұрын
Woah woah woah, Kentucky had TWO things going for it, one WAS grass and now all they have is fried chicken
@jimBobuu
@jimBobuu Жыл бұрын
Useless patch? There's not a day that goes by that my whole family, includong the dogs and cats, aren't playing on the grass. Never mind the neighbor kids that come over all the time too. It's a park that takes 0 seconds to get to. Swing set, slide, tiny zip line, obstacle course, and a garden for fresh snacks. Get the dogs hyped up and you could probably do race betting on them circling the yard. Badminton night? Check. Science experiment with explosions? Check. Drone race course made from leftover PVC? Check. Impromptu campsite for the little ones? Check. Outdoor movie night on the inflatable screen? Check. Outdoor wood shop to build a cabinet? Check Meteor shower theater? Check. How many uses does a lawn need before its not a "useless parch?" Granted, that's non HOA living. Maybe those places have rules where you can't use your yard and it's just decorative? Just speculation; I've never lived in one of those places. Seems unpleasant.
@nlpnt
@nlpnt Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say "never" but it's seldom explicitly spelled out. It's just if you use it like that, it'll look like it's been used and not pretty enough.
@beefeeb
@beefeeb Жыл бұрын
lol yeah you're not doing any of that in a front lawn with an HOA. they are strictly for maintaining property values
@42VS42
@42VS42 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for covering this! Lawns are a primary example of humans being facepalmingly stupid.
@patrickritacco3361
@patrickritacco3361 Жыл бұрын
“I’m not locked in to watching! I can quit whenever I want!” Me having watched for 2 years:
@rippersix293
@rippersix293 Жыл бұрын
Another reason I live on a piece of land way out in the sticks, no government entities telling me I have to have or maintain a lawn. I don’t even own a mower, trimmer, edger or any other yard tools…
@mm-yt8sf
@mm-yt8sf Жыл бұрын
the first step to "protecting freedom" is to limit freedom 🙂
@dalegaliniak607
@dalegaliniak607 Жыл бұрын
1) Kentucky has another thing going for it besides bluegrass: bourbon. 2) The thing that keeps people from reading Das Kapital is Das Kapital. That book is dense as all heck.
@Boardwoards
@Boardwoards Жыл бұрын
You mean that drink that came from scotland... I'm sure there's like a blog post synopsis out there for you
@ajs787
@ajs787 Жыл бұрын
That's most famous foodstuffs, they have their origins somewhere else. But that doesn't mean Kentucky doesn't make good bourbon, like how ramen is based off of a Cantonese noodle dish or Tempura is actually Portuguese.
@Croz89
@Croz89 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, back then people didn't have the experience of seeing communism collapse in on itself, so perhaps they'd be more curious about the whole thing.
@Boardwoards
@Boardwoards Жыл бұрын
@@Croz89 no the desire to understand comes from the constant pressure of making money and dealing with other people's schemes. The fact fascists took over in Russia again isn't surprising lol.
@Croz89
@Croz89 Жыл бұрын
@@Boardwoards You're generally not going to be attracted to an ideology that has a poor track record in the real world. The US doesn't really fret about middle class americans reading Das Kapital nowadays, because after the collapse of the USSR, they're not really that concerned about a communist uprising.
@dubious6718
@dubious6718 Жыл бұрын
I would just put down cobblestone, or asphalt. Grass is rarely nice to look at, and it requires lots of work, and equipment.
@asha8443
@asha8443 Жыл бұрын
I bought my first house last year and this year I plan to convert my lawn into a cosmos flower garden.
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