Why are Restaurant Burritos Better than Homemade?

A couple burrito tips for which I've always gotten praise after sharing with confidantes
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[@SuperDuperJamer]

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[@adamheeley285]

Um take out burritos and tacos are never as good as homemade. I frequently HAVE to make my own tacos if I want them to be good. Have taco and burrito places never heard of OLVIES!!!!! that is a Staple in any burrito or taco.

[@schneestern3022]

i just got an ad....bruh

[@MNSTRMDVNCS]

@@adamheeley285 never heard of olives being used in either of them, where do you see people using olives as Taco-Burrito ingredients? Sounds quite good, what else do you put in?

[@dogchaser520]

Wtf does your apron say "rich cream sauce"?

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Dude went straight to the point without introducing himself

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Mark F I may be making this up but I love how he starts with,”hey motherfuxker, wanna learn to make a burrito??!!”

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Em Gutter 😂😂😂

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Mark F wish more of the world was this way

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Reminds me of Adam Ragusea

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Mathieu Rancourt right ?

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He'll be rapidly demonetized ...

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Mathieu Rancourt right, wow

[@clarawilliam6564]

It's funny because I made burritos at a small restaurant. I'd by the same exact ingredients, use the same cooking method, and they'd still come out better when I made them at work versus at home. I'd like to think there's a little restaurant magic, or maybe stress makes a burrito taste better.

[@changobeatz7648]

Def the stress.

[@fadedoxides10]

Placebo effect

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_STRESS_ EATING... is *GOOD* Eating ❤😜❤

[@sahd0w]

how would you season the meat? I hate using those prepackaged taco seasonings, none of them taste good to me and they don’t taste anything like a burrito you would get from a real Mexican restaurant.

[@Name-xs3bd]

@@sahd0wpersonally I’ve found just using regular store bought individual spices and mixing them is 10x better than the packets. Not only can you chose what the blend is, but the packets always seem to have like no flavor. Personally for tacos I’ve landed on a mix of Salt, Pepper, Chili powder, oregano, onion powder, garlic powder, and cumin as my baseline. Be careful with Chili powder as usually it is mixed with garlic powder and/or onion powder so adding those separately could be a little much. Also for the record I’m about the same shade of white as toilet paper so there’s that fact for what it’s worth. I usually add hot sauce and jalapeños/habaneros fresh with the tacos so I don’t add much heat directly to the seasoning mix. Cheers!

[@isweartofuckinggod]

Also, if you are a rice enjoyer: Dissolve a spoonful of tomato paste to the rice water before you cook the rice. That's how you get the orange rice they always have at Mexican places. Bonus if also dissolve some chicken bouillon in there, too.

[@VanessaCarney]

Thank you! I've always wondered about that. I cook rice in bouillon/broth all the time but never knew about the tomato paste. ☺️

[@alanmazariegos9589]

Not real red rice 😂

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

I use the jelly on the bottom of the Rotisserie Chicken from the store, after it's been in the fridge.

[@JonasRosenven]

This is the Mexican rice recipe I like the best. The chicken bouillon is very important. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGrdpoKJnb2Jfc0

[@emmel4fun]

You have to fry the rice in oil first, then add either tomato paste, tomato sauce or blended fresh tomatoes to cook the rice.

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So nice!!

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It was weird when he just went straight to the point since every youtuber does the opposite

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this actually wasn't clickbait.. like he straight up gave us the answers in 3 minutes

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Exactly, no unnecessary deep history about how burritos were discovered and other nonsense.

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[@ryanrutar9448]

100% clickbait. His thumbnail was a burrito and he made a breakfast wrap while listing obvious facts😂

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A straight to the point, direct man.

[@danic_c]

Personally, I've found that warming the tortilla over on the lowest heat setting and covering the pan with a lid helps the cheese melt, it helps the tortilla become much softer and pliable, and it helps the burrito itself become steamy.

[@themocaw]

Getting great tortillas was the tricky part, but I found a solution: ignore your supermarket and hit up your corner bodega instead, then go for the brandless bags of tortillas that the store owner clearly picked up straight from a factory. Edit: if you can't find a bodega, like a lot of people replying to this comment can't seen to, find the grungiest corner store you can. Bonus if they have boxes of detergent from fifteen years ago on the shelf.

[@niles6159]

I probably depends on where you live. Here in Phoenix, a lot of grocery stores carry high quality tortillas (my Safeway does). The fact that "Mission" brand became so dominant, is a failure of our culture. Tragic really.

[@betterwithrum]

Here in DC we don’t have a corner bodega :(

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I’m in Iowa, you think we have corner Bodegas?

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@@TheGelatinCat I was just going to say, I'm in DSM right now. I think the closest thing we have to a bodega is one of those "grocery stores" East of Drake that has bars on the windows. 🤣

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@@AJHart-eg1ys in super urban spots (NY boroughs, DC, prob a lot of californian cities, id never know) t h a s what bodegas are lmao the more grody, run down, and shady they look, the more the community prob trusts and goes to them and the more they pron have some b o m b ass foods ✨

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lmao cringe yea people forget that this is people’s livelihoods and just judge them brutally for just doing their job and trying to provide for themself or even their family

[@slayerhuh404]

I simply cannot believe that after buying 1000 foil wrapped burritos, and having dozens of leaking burritos at home, it never once occurred to me to wrap my home made burritos in foil to stop the leaking until I watched this video...

[@jacksonrelaxin3425]

Leaking is essential. It drips on the plate and is great for dipping with the extra tortilla that didn’t fold. Your post and this video are low IQ, cultureless, legitimately dumb as hell. Don’t ever post a comment again. Marked for spam. NEXT

[@a.h.6562]

maybe dont bcs its wasteful

[@slayerhuh404]

@@a.h.6562 oh no not some aluminum foil!!! How about you only eat raw food like carrots and apples from now on because using heat is wasteful, get over yourself

[@rolexian]

​@@a.h.6562Thought the same. I'm using aluminum foil only as a last resort if I have to wrap something. Can't imagine wrapping something with it just to immediately unwrapping it.

[@muller135s]

@@slayerhuh404 What an idiotic comparison

[@gelusvenn5063]

As someone who grew up in SoCal and probably ate more than his body weight in burritos in a given yea, this is all great advice. The Tortilla is such an overlooked ingredient that deserves more care and attention. And if you ignore everything else in the video: Remember the part where he said to warm your tortilla before you wrap your burrito. That alone will prevent blowouts, cracks, and generally make the texture of the tortilla better to the eat.

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wait why isn’t the video stretched out to 10 minutes with 3 mid-roll ads in between, is this paradise ?

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Watch yt videos on 2x speed with ad block , its what everyone smart does

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[@buggirlbugboy]

me: *looks at my mission tortillas in the pantry*

[@nicetry69420]

@Benjamin Muller what kind of tortillas are those? Are they a specific brand or type that one should look for?

[@rpabrego]

David Coleman The tortillas he uses are a store brand, made in the store, so they don’t have a name. In San Diego there are plenty of places to get the good tortillas and there are also imitators, so you have to know which are the bad ones. You will never see a real Mexican buying Mission Tortillas unless maybe, they’re in Mississippi and are desperate. So it depends wheee you live. Where do you live?

[@PoopyDoopy39]

Anyone know where the name of the brand of tortilla he’s using?

[@PoopyDoopy39]

Rosa Abrego - so to get authentic tortillas, you have to hand-make them or get them from a Mexican vendor?

[@nicetry69420]

@@rpabrego I live in Virginia. Only choice I can think of is homebrew or maybe wholefoods lol

[@OldManDoom]

As an amateur home cook for my kids planning on making burritos for dinner, I feel like I just watched Oppenheimer explain atomic fission to me in 3 minutes. How I never figured out the foil trick before now makes me feel extra dense

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Speaking of Oppenheimer lol

[@Fuck_whoever_took_my_name]

This is one of the most straightforward, most informative, and best presented video breakdowns I've ever seen. Way to go dude, I feel like I genuinely know what to do and what not to do. Keep doing this man, you're fantastic at it!

[@michaelantoun9353]

Why is this such a high quality, no nonsense video that told me something I didn't know I needed to know but now will never forget? awesome!

[@sabin97]

but you needed to know this. now your burritos will be signifiicantly better last night i took some left over fried chicken, and made myself a sandwich.....by cheer luck all the conditions were met......it was so amazingly delicious....now i know what the conditions are

[@michaelantoun9353]

@@sabin97 you are so right. If i had tortillas I'd make some today... time to go to the store

[@sabin97]

@@michaelantoun9353 i just ate another sandwich....this time a fresh, organic, home-grown roma tomato, with 4 kinds of cheese.. i dont live well. but damn those rolls are so good. they are baked with cheddar already on them.....and they are the perfect size for a sandwich.... but tomorrow i wont have a sandwich....

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[@plantcraftie4141]

I love how it's not overfilled. In my previous job we had to fill the burritos so much that it was insanely difficult to wrap 😖😖. It was so stressful.

[@fuzzythoughts8020]

I hear you on the rice thing, but seriously, rice with corn mixed in, fried up with a little butter is my favorite burrito filling for homemade burritos, it dramatically stretches out how many burritos can be made in a single meal and that's important for actually feeding everybody as much as it takes for them to be full. Gonna steal that cheese trick, I always warm my tortillas but I didn't think of that.

[@nonagonproductions]

when he shows the picture of the exact tortilla ur parents have been buying for taco tuesday for the past 9 years

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Hurts huh? 😳

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Bro i cant 😂😂 hit me right in the feels

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Lmfaooo right?!

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😂

[@waitwhat6056]

I winced when he showed those Mission tortillas. I buy those. I am all in my feelings right now. 😒

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[@TheTrueMac]

I read the title and said "I mean...it's most likely the tortillas...." and then everything after that was on point. Winco (if you have access) sells giant restaurant style tortillas but don't reseal. People normally go overboard with the beans too, they go a long way. A lot of the flavor of burrito come from the excess fatty tortilla but most people think it gets in the way.

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Immediately subscribed! Watched this video like 3 times... no annoying intro, you were straightforward, and gave some good tips to forever improve my burritos. I also love how you say burrito 🌯 thank you

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You might enjoy my newer work as well :)

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Not all heroes wear capes, this hero wears an apron. Thank you my friend for this knowledge.

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what is an apron but a cape worn the other way

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The writing on his apron means rich cream sauce in japanese i can't

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Balaur Teodora al dracu de balaur

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I didn't even read what you had commented I just saw apron and Japanese , the first thing that I remembered was the legendary naked apron

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I need that apron!!

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@Byrthstone raw sauce

[@adamfirst3772]

chef's special cream sauce..... never, ever, ever order that from a menu!!!

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Straight to the point, perfectly explained, and somehow still leaves an incredible amount of creative agency for us to try our own burrito fillings while achieving the intended goal. This content is too good for KZbin.

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[@thambidave]

Made these for my school lunch and it was room temp but so delicious man. The toasted burrito but chewy from steaming was a revelation to me. Usually my tortilla is crispy cause it eat it straight away

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This might be the perfect video. He understood attention span, got the info out quick and easy to understand, and kept my interest the entire time. Bravo!

[@QueChingar]

I'm a chef, and I think this is the first cooking tips video that I've seen where I agree with every single thing he said. And I used to work in a restaurant where we made a lot of freakin' burritos.

[@illgrooves]

I like a little rice in my burrito

[@bobgoldman4404]

You like burritos ?

[@RobertoTheGreat]

Chipotle?

[@bobgoldman4404]

@@RobertoTheGreat B U R R I T O S ! DO YOU LIKE EM ?

[@MikhelBL]

@Generic Username although the burritos or burros in México (where they were invented) do not have rice in them, only those aimed for people from the US have 'em, like the lobster burritos but all the rest do not. Saludos.

[@countjondi9672]

this video is responsible for dozens of burrito nights at my house.

[@teekotrain6845]

I'll bring the mota

[@transAmos654123]

Can I ask what tortilla brand you buy?

[@countjondi9672]

@@transAmos654123 usually just the biggest ones that the local grocer carries. I don't discriminate on brand very highly.

[@transAmos654123]

@@countjondi9672 I see. Thank you.

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This was punchy and straight to the point, there was exactly what I wanted to know

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This is a quality public service announcement.

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Bronn of the Blackwater it should have been on amber alert

[@mitchellcastillo2858]

I can't believe how many places I've been that don't even warm up the tortilla. It's so aggravating. I am thinking about doing a taco truck just cause no where is ever as good as what my dad made and he taught me before I cooked at a bunch of places. I haven't seen any of your other videos yet but I liked this one so I'm gonna check em out

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A taco truck with good prices . Good luck with your venture Mitchell.

[@mitchellcastillo2858]

@@plusbonus1165 thank you!

[@jacksonrelaxin3425]

They all heat the tortilla. It just cools off by the time you eat it dumb az

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Brilliant! Thank you!! I love that you shared all your secret techniques. It is much appreciated!

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KZbin recommended me this man I’m not complaining.

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Same

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[@yotakeabath]

As a Taco Bell Assistant General Manager, you’re exactly right, and you rolled that burrito exactly like we teach people to roll them. Great video man

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Congratulations 🎉 you want a cookie? Lol

[@Yermmy]

Works at Taco Bell and thinks they know a thing about burritos lol

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@@Yermmy or even Mexican food, ha!

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Assistant “to” the manager.

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These replies are roasting the shit out of you, what do you have to say for your self?

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he jumped straight to the point, everything about this video was packed with knowlege and he spoke at a normal volume and normal pace. god this really is everything ive ever wanted in a video :')

[@Julie_b33]

Your tips really elevated my burrito game!! Thank you!!!

[@transAmos654123]

Can I ask what tortilla brand you buy?

[@tinamegansebay1160]

Best instruction on how to do burritos at home. I searched several videos before I found this dude! Awesome!

[@theKlaw]

I've been making burritos wrong for 20 years. You taught me how to fix them in like three minutes. Bless you.

[@XxadrianXx95]

Just dont put lettuce and cream and ofc like he said "tortillinas" is a sin, dont forget salsa :)

[@JohnDavis-yz9nq]

Don’t feel bad. Wrong for 50 years for me. Just last year I went for a 2 week burrito and wrap rolling school that is held in El Paso Texas. I had to go through the school twice to get the hang of it. It’s hard to teach an old dog new tricks.

[@savannahb5068]

@@JohnDavis-yz9nq Hold up, there is an actual burrito rolling school ????? That made me laugh people 🤣

[@XxadrianXx95]

@Will CuckSmith cause is a burrito or a taco not a "sope" or "enchiladas" unless you're looking for tex-mex food is ok, but still not better than original

[@DamienDarkside]

@@XxadrianXx95 I'll absolutely add sour cream and lettuce before I ruin a perfectly good burrito with salsa.

[@hazworther]

everyone's already said this but godDAMN this is professional

[@middle-agedMan]

Dude. Incredible advise and delivery. Seriously appreciated! 🤟

[@esben181]

Looked for the first video that was about 3 minutes long to do the plank to, and this was it. I'm now both stronger and smarter when it comes to making wraps. Thanks!

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This was the most valuable 3 minutes of my life.

[@well.thy.one.]

Ouch

[@j.m4155]

Lmao sad. I’ve always done all these things except napkins instead of foil

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Guys ever heard of hyperbole?

[@rrottxn5811]

I felt legit ashamed when he said rice was redundant....

[@HeilRay]

More meat >>>> Filler

[@TheBrokenEclipse]

It's also pretty much a lie. Carbs aren't unhealthy - in fact, you need them. You should just choose less refined carbohydrates over the more refined ones.

[@GlaciusDreams]

@@TheBrokenEclipse the point isn't that they are unhealthy lmao. The point is the carb to protein ratio is not good. It's too many carbs for each gram of protein, and too many at once. It's both unappealed to people used to eating healthy as well as bad for your body fat composition (if you want to be fit). If you are young or have incredible genetics you can eat like that. But if you listen to your body very carefully, you'll notice it is extremely redundant

[@MrBrianGonzalez]

@@HeilRay DELETE THIS

[@Derbnage]

@@TheBrokenEclipse You do not need carbs to survive. There is no such thing as an essential carb like there are essential fatty/amino acids.

[@UKinQ8Gaming]

Bruh.... amazing info. Ive started making quessadila and the next step was borrito especially as my kids have been asking me to make them. This is priceless detail regarding the texture and prep. Thank you!

[@saldiamond]

Was going thru this like "ha, who knew I was such an expert cuz I do all this already" then I got to the foil part....you got me there. Definitely trying this but I need to get the cheap foil, all I have is heavy duty 🙂

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You don’t even know him personally relax

[@Gusbus001]

I want him to be godfather to my child.

[@michelerich1590]

because he wasnt fucking fake like so many youtubers out there thinking they're god's gift to humanity

[@vtown7o774]

@@michelerich1590 that's harsh and definitely not a fact, just an opinion.

[@gimlisonofgloin3693]

❤️

[@lumartin1908]

Thanks so much. Never made these before and your video was straight and to the point. Greatly appreciated.

[@mousermind]

"The perfect burrito tortilla is *flour..."* THANK YOU.

[@georginaK21]

The music makes me want to try one at Los Pollos Hermanos.

[@InTrancedState]

Gay

[@notme7851]

@@InTrancedState 😐

[@fullname3861]

Kek

[@f.b.i.853]

@@InTrancedState This is the moment Andrew Kowalkowski became gay

[@clublulu399]

And go to the laundry room to spin up a batch of some blu

[@tryptamigo]

when i first cooked scrambled eggs for my girlfriend, she was amazed that they tasted satisfying like restaurant eggs, something she could never replicate at home. she asked me how i made them. simple: when i'm trying to impress someone, i use like half a stick of butter. just like restaurants.

[@electricchurchmedia1187]

As a chef for 20 years this is funny as fuck but not very accurate. If you don’t know how to make quality eggs without any butter you totally suck as a cook to be honest.

[@griffinwik]

@@electricchurchmedia1187 without giving away the big trade secrets, what would you say it takes to cross the threshold into near restaurant quality?

[@electricchurchmedia1187]

@@griffinwik- knowledge & skill.

[@RavenMobile]

@@griffinwik Lots of butter in the pan, beat eggs with milk or cream and optionally a bit of melted butter, cook on high heat scraping/flipping regularly. Added milk really fluffs it up a lot. If you're adding any seasoning/spices, add it after the egg is cooked just before removing pan from heat. I like a bit of salt and pepper, turmeric for orangey-yellow colour, and just a touch of chili powder and cumin for warmth.

[@tryptamigo]

​@@electricchurchmedia1187 cook your best eggs. now cook them with a quarter stick of butter in them. ask someone which they think is tastier. you'll find that everyone likes some extra butter no matter how good you think you are.

[@midorinchan]

I've been avoiding this video for 3 years because KZbin just kept shoving it down my throat, but I was pleasantly greeted with food science out the gate. I applaud you, sir.

[@44142726]

no useless intro, incredibly concise, logical explanations, bravo. you've gained another subscriber my dude

[@Questchaun]

"You won't see me eating rice in my burritos." *Thumbnail has a burrito filled with rice*

[@BasedRoots]

Ah beat me to it lol

[@aahslip]

Questchaun but did you see him eating it???

[@RacingAtHome]

@@aahslip Damn you. I had the exact same comment thought.

[@andrewmartinez5960]

That comment earned him my sub

[@rturae]

That's the restaurant burrito not his

[@edo._danny2213]

This man threatens my heterosexuality.

[@dagangsta101]

LMFAOOOO i laughed way too hard at this

[@f22fighterjet]

Micah damn

[@Orinslayer]

UwU

[@popespalace823]

I don't think you have heterosexuality to threaten, lol.

[@popespalace823]

I don't think you have heterosexuality to threaten, lol.

[@fatnakedjimmyneutron]

This is so real. I live in Texas and have a mexican grocery store near me that makes fresh tortillas every day and it makes a world a difference.

[@GOTHVONCORE]

I love the gestures and I cant believe I didnt know this. it makes so much sense🤦‍♂️

[@ciri151]

I've been saying this for years. *Intros on KZbin are useless and a waste of time!* But nobody listened to me. Now look how much praise a video gets when it doesn't have a intro.

[@Ashh9]

Depends on the creator and niche

[@Guztav1337]

Intros are good for like 9-year-olds. Their simple brains need that familiarity. It gets them going

[@sugalovely1238]

I hate when KZbinrs go n2 this long rant about nothing, & the actual content doesn't start until 3 mins n2 a video. I have literally seen videos on topics where the content time difference was btwn 5 mins-23 mins, for the same topics! Guess which videos i clicked on first?!

[@AllAboutCars1999]

I worked at chipotle for 2 years, when I started shopping for myself I realized aldi carries the same brand onions, avocados, jalapeños, limes, salt, tortillas, pretty much everything except the meats aldi carries the same brand, when I quit I started making it at home, tastes the exact same.

[@providenceplummer8765]

Which brand tortillas?

[@TheJiljo]

What brand of everything?

[@user-ob1nz8ii2e]

@@TheJiljo honestly it doesn’t matter what brand the things are, it’s the recipe. I worked there as well and you just need recipes. All produce and meat are the same it’s just trying to put it all together as chipotle would.

[@user-ob1nz8ii2e]

@@providenceplummer8765 it doesn’t matter the brand it’s the recipes for the food, just like he said in the video make sure they’re thin and big. I worked at chipotle as well for 5 years and brands don’t make a difference it’s the recipes that will make the difference. We would get produce and meat from different providers many times.

[@metamorphicorder]

That is the secret. Chipotle will like other big box brands source product from local (like near the restraunt, not locavore local) distributors per region. They will shop different distros and have them provide a sample of what a restraunt would be ordering and then have their road crew using a portable restaurant cook items with those products and do a tasting to see if it produces the end product to their standards. Thats right all that awesome smugifying "clean" chipotle food or at least a lot of it is the exact same thing that you can get at any other similar place that sells similar food. And its only different because of the process they put it through and because they told you its different and you beleived it. Especially when it comes to vegetables. Vegetables do not travel well. They have expecially if they have been processed at all meaning chopped or sliced or cut, a rapidly vanishing shelf life. It takes a lot of logistics and money to build a distribution system to get most fresh vegetables from farm to store while they are still good. Unless you are mcdonalds or Walmart, you are fighting loosing battle when it comes to moving things like tomatoes and lettuce and cilantro yourself it almost always makes more sense to source from existing distros to get those things the last mile to your individual restraunts. Thats why people found that aldi has the same lettuce and bells and onions as chipotle. As big as they are, they arent mcdonalds. Mcdonalds gets two or three trucks a week, at least when i worked there and nearly everything came on the truck. But they literally use like lettuce and tomatoes and thats it. Pickels travel well, onions do too. You just need a dry cool part of the truck for those rather than the cold or frozen side. Same with tomatoes and mcdonalds has distro centers like wal mart and large grocery stores. Small grocery stores like aldi will have dry distros with some small cold areas for dairy and meat, because last time i looked their milk came from private lable brands that no one else carries. But they will order produce from local distros as they need it. Since produce is one of those things that can go fast either through sales or spoilage it makes sense because you can more easily make a hotshot order from a distro in the same city as you than you can from a company distro thats perhaps in another state. Large grocery stores (aldi is actually a large company but their individual units are small and not super high volume because of that, aldi owns trader joes, thats how big they are) So yeah chipotle uses the same lettuce as aldi does. Or onions. Its not really super special chipotle lettuce.

[@vietngyn6078]

Damn.. I could not agree more to the comments. No ads, no BS - straight, precise and good! enjoyed every seconds (cannot say this to 98% of the content on nowadays). Thank you!

[@andrewdopple6946]

Straight to the point, concise and clear. Earned a subscriber.

[@ShibbsTheZombie]

I appreciate the "cut to the chase" style of this video, please keep it up and don't change your formula. I learned so much in such little time! Thank You!

[@Merz4444]

Bro thank you so much for those helpful tips!

[@yan89]

wow! Thank you so much, your teaching is so clear and right on the point!!!

[@MrNick-]

Me: Watching why restaurant burritos are better than homemade. Also Me: eating jelly bean and cheddar on rye.

[@DogeSargeant]

Ha, stupid commoner, I'm eating cup ramen

[@ljthompson3011]

Wtf is wrong with you both

[@ansh0133]

Mr. Nick demon.

[@vincentparra1175]

This made me lol

[@brandonchaney1640]

This should be called “how to make a youtube”. Idc how that burrito taste this man is gifted

[@Chris-bt9do]

Yea it teaches how to make a youtube

[@BreadCrumbsOG]

It just teached me how to make a youtube so quick 😁 *youtube.com*

[@dax421]

I wish I knew how to make a KZbin my mum has to make it for me and I’m 22

[@hardcore7217]

I agree. Perfect video. Short sweet to the point but keeps you interested. None of the "sooooo" or him taking a bite like "oh muh gawd.. This IS A BURRITO"

[@BreadCrumbsOG]

@@hardcore7217 its a youtube

[@neuro7372]

One of the best cooking vids on these website no cap

[@jamming8519]

wow, the most informative burrito video I've seen yet! Thank you so much! : )

[@Jacco0]

I'm just commenting to make him more popular, so that more people can enjoy this treasure of a man's culinary wisdom.

[@cakeisyummy5755]

Same.

[@kristinking278]

same

[@pvtblueberry]

Well you did it, you crazy son of a b**** you did it and i appreciate that.

[@Ladiesman_2170]

You fulfilled your oath

[@thegreatrainman2336]

It's all depending on who's cooking the homemade burrito. I've had some kick ass home made burritos. And Chipotle is garbage.

[@natsarmi3198]

As an ex-worker at a burrito place: the secret is lots of SALT

[@MrDwightsimon]

This is true. Also true for any restaurant!

[@sergeantbigmac]

Salt and fat/oil. Thats the 'secret' of good tasting restaurant food. People would be horrified at how much beef lard is in their favorite entrees.

[@MrDwightsimon]

@@sergeantbigmac That wouldn't horrify me. Quite the opposite actually

[@sergeantbigmac]

@@MrDwightsimon Same. I just said it because people go wide eyed and slack jawed when they hear the word 'lard' ...Doesnt bother me either. As long as you moderate and keep your saturated fat to DV youre good. Most of the studies from the 60s/70s about fat consumption were based on bogus science. Sugar/simple carbs are the real health enemy. But I digress.

[@yurjhr1662]

@@sergeantbigmac Modern studies have linked HIGH fat intake as more of a cause of type 2 diabetes than sugar. To much saturated fat, cholesterol, sugar, and processed carbs are the issue. Multiple things can be bad for your health.

[@Jolynne]

When I tell people I don't know how to cook and need help, this is the exact guide I was speaking about. I need more.

[@km077]

Top tier content right there; I was amazed and shocked with the whole delivery of his.

[@internetshaquille]

thanks km you might like my newer stuff as well :)

[@theovanbeusekom4445]

This changed my life. I used to hate homemade burritos, I had the most simple egg breakfast burrito this morning and it was better than anything I've had at a chain.

[@transAmos654123]

Can I ask what tortilla brand you use?

[@ThatNerdyKidRob]

I subscribed on the absolute power of your delivery and clarity alone.

[@ubayyd]

Seems like my app is glitching, it shows 5 likes on this comment which clearly should be something like 5k

[@AGrayPhantom]

Direct and to the point! Liked and subbed!

[@commontater1785]

This guy is awesome. I love burritos. He helps me love them better.

[@KhiTurner]

_Just wish he'd say a tortilla brand to get_

[@bridg_2283]

El milagro from Hispanic food stores

[@KhiTurner]

@@bridg_2283 _Now she is the real hero, I made a fajita recipe on my channel recently too_

[@germenehilda]

The Mexican markets have a tortilleria in the store, just follow your nose to the back. No “brand” just buy from their counter.

[@cesarjuarez61]

Tortilla land is a good brand

[@sarahs.7419]

The brand in this video is Lala’s, which also happens to be very affordable

[@rylewx]

This guy’s rogue lock of hair has a personality of its own

[@jacquelynpied]

Was looking for exactly this comment

[@MospanMichael]

Recipe for the tortillas please?

[@falafel2964]

The ahoge is real

[@rylewx]

Falafel Just learning this term, thanks.

[@AlvinChanPiano]

All I could hear, see and understand from 0:00 to 1:10 was floppy hair. :S

[@sasgo8452]

you're my hero. This is the best burrito tutorial I've seen

[@samuela9237]

that advice was actually very helpful thank you

[@MissEvelynn101]

culinary zaddy is finally doing the numbers he deserves

[@thagumaster1]

Please shut up

[@KaneCiticani]

Savannah Evelynn Daniels look up Paulo Acosta If he worked out he’d look just like him

[@100XPercentX]

@@thagumaster1 you're miserable.

[@alexk1682]

Yea, he is are do numbers

[@christjean2915]

thagumaster1 problem fuckface

[@MatMicMarGaming]

I wanna go for a god damn run holy snitz this video was good dude improved the rest of my life in 3 minutes imma go buy a cat

[@rylieterezi4814]

what

[@muffinman1239]

Wut

[@justin7964]

name the cat burrito

[@southerndiscomfort171]

so random :/

[@violetwade6528]

You go MatMicMar!

[@insomnia20422]

3 minutes that will change your life THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[@MH-sx3bf]

I didn't know I needed this video in my life. But now I feel so satisfied that I did