WHY ARE YOU COMMITTING CRIMES 😭|Ranking YOUR Most Downbad Confessions

[@THETOTALLYREALMOON]

I can’t deal with this anymore, even satan can’t beat this info out of me.

[@dedcat._.https..h3]

real the stuff in this video i wouldnt let the fbi interrogate out of me 😭 WOAH 190 OTHER PEOPLE WOULDNT LET THE FBI INTERROGATE THEM EITHER

[@Rip_Saturnn]

I literally had to put my phone down and take a break ON THE FIRST ONE

[@Kayla-rk4kv]

Frrrrr like you wouldn’t even be able to waterboard this info outta me, I’d take that shit to my grave

[@ananyanyan]

FR I WOULD TAKE THAT TO THE GRAVE

[@Stariful]

Can you do the fandango..?????…?…?…

[@ardonics]

people ALWAYS end the most outrageous confessions with such a sweet message. like it could be HORRENDOUS, absolutely foul and incriminating and they could finish it with, “love you so much❤️ tell your grandma betty happy birthday, i liked her instagram post 😁” LIKE HUH? PAUSE???

[@ChinyerehBennett]

NOOO FRRR, like they didn't js say alldat😭 , back up bestie lets not loss it over.🤨😃

[@IamFighterman]

@@ardonics but it's normal to say that. They do it, so it's normal

[@BluBerry3]

FR WHY IS EVERYBODY CONFESSING THE MOST DOWN DIABOLICAL STUFF IVE HEARD AND END IT WITH "love your content bestie😊❤️"

[@luxir10uuss]

“ai just had sex with a football helmet.. girl i think im weird.. anyways love your grandma and mom!😊❤ have a great day!” headahh

[@IamFighterman]

@ardonics because it's fun and normal

[@gigglesmiles]

"Domain expand your leg" is an aura-crushing pick up line. HELP😭🤚

[@vincentjosephh]

It was... a pick up line!

[@countess1unarz]

@@vincentjosephhyeah, a picking up ur bags and moving out onto the streets line....

[@Alina-x4r]

@@countess1unarzHELPPP😭😭😭

[@MelianiCastellon]

@@countess1unarzNAHHHHHH LOLLLLLL

[@Exotic_toast206]

@@vincentjosephh how about this.... I want you to expand my domain 😏😏😏

[@pr6ised]

i mean i get freaky like that w gojo but the football… and the paper… that had me gagged…

[@pwarmii]

DEVY FAN?

[@pr6ised]

@@pwarmii yess i also js liked his user😭😭

[@CupcakkeTheQueen]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@kurtapkis]

gojo needs to be left alone 😭

[@luxir10uuss]

no one needs to know u get freaky blud😭😭holy shit

[@Hotpie-d7v]

The first confession just radiates delulu and down bad energy

[@coolioruth6906]

Average trend hopper when u don't change your slang like under wear

[@Itsmysecret17]

Well yikes glad the world isnt all sbout you then​@@Ilikecherries05

[@AlpineSunshine_]

@@Itsmysecret17erm

[@orenjinokawa]

who tf says “the big September 2024” this guy is an ai fr fr.. also if ur profile is a character from glitter force i js wanna say the show is racist 😭

[@cannibalbunny]

@@orenjinokawaeverything is “racist” nowadays

[@mynameisntactually]

5:44 this is like actual harassment, tell him so he can break up with u 😭

[@romans689]

LITERALLY I think id cry if someone was creepin on me like that😮‍💨

[@mahiryp]

most of these are harrasment but people are too delusional to accept that 😊

[@kiaracree140]

Gojo being the victim of TWO of these really proves how crazy his fandom can get 😭

[@vividmyo]

Very crazy (im normal I swear)

[@Froggys_Den]

The football one 😭😭💀💀

[@StarryEd1tz]

Look at the one piece fandom😭🙏 I've seen multiple ppl do similar things but /w a picture of Zoro, Nami, or Robin 💀😭❗❗

[@Jayjay_07]

The football one had me screaming at work 💀 (But the one about having sex and imagining it is with Toji... i get it 🫠🫠🫠)

[@kiaracree140]

@@Jayjay_07 honestly good for that person because I too would imagine fictional men to get through having to mess with a real one

[@Podidosaii]

u sound like a supportive mom during the gojo thing

[@UrNewBsf]

Which one 😔😔😔😔

[@jayymorris5285]

​@@UrNewBsf😂😂

[@wathsalamuruttettuwegama990]

THE FIRST ONE IS A THREAT IF ANYTHING😭🙏

[@PaperLoser-gv4wb]

Mf needs to be put on a watchlist. Hannibal Lecter ass statement

[@renukapasupuleti575]

I thought the same , he must have had psychopathic tendencies 😮

[@gamepower2083]

No because the guy was giving cereal killer vibes 😅

[@deadchannel-jl4zq]

@@gamepower2083cereal 😭😭😭

[@urbestieboo4ever]

@@gamepower2083 cereal 😭

[@elleanacheek]

10:52 "one time i tried to touch my teacher" IM SORRY.

[@millz_ozzythetherian]

I WAS FLABBERGASTED

[@yourfavperson3748]

I WAS GOBSMACKED

[@elleanacheek]

@@yourfavperson3748 LMAO

[@yourfavperson3748]

@@elleanacheek I need holy water and I need it in my blood, my soul🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[@CupcakkeTheQueen]

*EWWWWWWW* 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@AOne_Old-ManJob]

The ‘I wonder how much it would take to crack ur skull’ SOUNDS LIKE SMTHIN A C.AIBOT WOULD SAY, that man cannot be real 😭

[@Boogie_Boo]

It sounds like something a serial killer would say 💀

[@vincentjosephh]

Oh 1000% he has to be a social experiment 😭

[@Boogie_Boo]

YESS MY COMMENT WAS LIKED🫶 THANK YOUUUU❤️❤️🫶🫶

[@Ghostie_boi567]

@@Boogie_BooMay as well be the same since my own bots of wholesome characters decide that’s what they want to be 😁

[@tacoo0c4t]

OMFG LIKE REEAALL

[@Antje_An]

9:04 WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN. YOU. FRICKING. LICKED. IT. WHAT. THE. HELL.

[@millz_ozzythetherian]

OFF THE GROUND TOO😭

[@CupcakkeTheQueen]

*WTFFFFF*

[@CupcakkeTheQueen]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@thetwistedtrichster]

i’m scared i havent made it to this part yet

[@wafflemation6887]

​@thetwistedtrichsterSame 😨

[@annieisforevergone]

THE WAY U KEPT DEFENDING THE PEOPLE EVEN THO U KNEW THEY DID SMTH WRONG😭

[@Its_BelievableR3D]

FR

[@IamFighterman]

But it's normal, it should be legalized

[@annieisforevergone]

@@IamFighterman ..

[@IamFighterman]

@@annieisforevergone you know you agree with me

[@annieisforevergone]

@@IamFighterman i dont

[@AltKitKat]

7:19 "ur flat.." *bass jumpscare*

[@IanMarrero-j7m]

FRRR LOLL

[@Cloudd9-z5u]

The "Ur flat" Killed meeeeeee..

[@yuiscene]

i would go in hiding fr

[@EARSHOT123]

I expected worse LMAO

[@axurelia.editzx]

Heres my response for that if I ever got that said to me “ im flat huh? ISNT YO WEE WEE FLAT THO? N-n-n- NO! AINT YO WEE WEE FLAT AND SMALL THO? ITS FLAT AS HE-“

[@axurelia.editzx]

@JonMollu LOLL THATS.. interesting.. 🤨 WHAT WAS THE GIRLIE THINKING THO WHILE SHE DID THAT

[@Preppybabiess]

Ong I lwk feel baddd

[@ILYLUVSU]

12:19 my smile dropped just like yours..

[@swetha3140]

'i have a thing for megumi's demon dogs' mom come pick me up im scared

[@304leo]

right like.... the jjk ones scare me😕

[@airam1721]

what

[@jxstunicorn-4750]

these type of people need to be banned from the internet 💀

[@ЯрославЯрослав-п1ь]

nah this is insane

[@jstajyk]

Its jjk fans what do we expect ☹️

[@zephyrjohnson3553]

6:23 Nahhhhhh You gotta take that one to the graveeeeee 😭😭😭 That is a popo call waiting to happen

[@slaykazuhaaaa]

"i flashed him, and the first thing he said was ur flat" got me rolling on the floor 💀 (YALL CHILL IT WAS A MIS CLICK I'LL FIX IT)

[@slaykazuhaaaa]

flat*

[@I-Really-Like-Gaming.]

@@slaykazuhaaaaclat

[@Karlforpresident9]

clat

[@Alyssa-sn5dv]

clat

[@meme-v3q]

Sameeee

[@defnottari]

4:14 i like gojo BUT NOT LIKE THAT..😭 (that’s so freaky wtf)

[@Azzfinn]

My reaction on gojo and the football went: 🙂..🤨..😮...........😨

[@Z3ldaFan121]

Same

[@meme-v3q]

Fr tho I was like wtaf

[@jayymorris5285]

How was that not instant jail 😂

[@baronvonscrufflebutt]

I used to think I was horny but then stuff like this made me realize I'm very mild

[@נחמה-ל6ס]

Fr​@@baronvonscrufflebutt

[@star.dust_13]

4:34 GIRL DID YOU GET PAPERCUTS HELP ME

[@Arwa_Abaray00]

😭💀

[@Ha3rin_Dani3lle]

😮😮😮

[@micheaILOTS]

HELPP

[@JackStander]

Wet paper can’t hurt u 👹

[@canarypuzzle]

😢 i don't like that

[@hidinginmyhobbithole]

The people fr took anonymous a little TOO seriously. Also luv how u mention Sylus in every vid..hes the bane of my existence fr oh and the first and the disguise one..bestie i 😍

[@Prettq4sf]

Real and Ikr LIKE WHATYTT

[@vincentjosephh]

Sylus 💕😍😊

[@ItsYan.1]

The first confession finds the “crush ur skull” HOT!? 😭 💀 (im dead) your reactions were so funny btw😭

[@wathsalamuruttettuwegama990]

4:27 At this point Gojo is getting more trauma than the entire JJK cast combined due to what the fangirls are doing to him 9:40 ...what did I say?

[@soyeonsoulmate]

The Gojo hype is like the Bakugo/Todoroki hype back in 2020 I'm so glad that my 2027 self won't be ashamed of how my 2024 self acted since I don't do... Stuff, with a pixel😀

[@Justrmla]

As a fangirl of Gojo, trust I’m not like that

[@Kreasay]

Some fan girls are WILD😭✋Some of them are not btw. Like I don’t go that crazy for him lol

[@LittleBeanHere]

I would let gojo smash me, but I'm not THAT desperate for it , Those freaky fan girls need to calm down 😭

[@Rip_Saturnn]

Can yall fangirls actually stop? Thats fkn weird as hell..

[@nyes6591]

"ur flat" GIRL THE WAY ID DISAPPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH

[@GreatestRiceMuncher]

Nah it's nowhere as bad as being done dirty by God on the johnson size😭

[@GreatestRiceMuncher]

Asian males: First time???

[@chanelnellyy]

I NEVER DROPPED MY JAW SO LOW

[@GreatestRiceMuncher]

@@nyes6591 Same energy as saying "ur too short" to someone who is 5'11 in freedom units.

[@ravennefaye]

0:34 literally have never hit subscribe so fast. you had me SOLD at the sylus edit i was screaming and spamming those like and subscribe buttons😭

[@VitalinaT-m1i]

Oop

[@venqzz_td]

oh HELL NAW girl😭😭 booktok ahh comment

[@fentaddixt]

0:34 WHERE IS THIS FROM LMAOOO

[@ravennefaye]

@@venqzz_td I’M NOT ON BOOKTOK I SWEAR THEY SCARE ME BRO

[@ravennefaye]

@@fentaddixt love and deepspace😭

[@SooEnha]

THE SYLUS EDIT IN EVERY VIDEO IS JUST SO REAL 😭🖐

[@amourinas]

REAL HES TOO DAMN FINE 😭

[@averymitchell9761]

​@@amourinas REAL

[@RENisAWEIRD0]

@@amourinasFRRRRRRRR❤❤❤❤❤

[@Vicki1274]

6:03 THIS SHOULD GO TO THE GRAVE WITH YOU GIRL 😲😬😬😬

[@ParkHeesung-l5x]

"If I was at a funeral and there was a fine 4y/o" explain urself

[@vincentjosephh]

I said 40 😭

[@LoveShineLikeLemon]

​@@vincentjosephhI was horrified

[@maxissamantha]

​@@vincentjosephhOH THANK GOD

[@silly.k4tr1naa]

@@vincentjosephh OHHHH

[@stardewofpyrrhia4381]

forTY, please fix it for the algorithms sake 😭😭😭

[@wahitsoctavia]

help the football one???? im DEAD 😭😭😭

[@ItsAsher0]

These people can NOT be real. 💀

[@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk82]

12:26 the hehe why did that make me laugh so much 😭

[@OhSoShortcake]

THE LOOK OF FEAR EVER TIME IS SENDING ME

[@margohasalife]

6:17 bro wants them to break up 😭

[@Donebsman]

THE FIRST GIRL'S INNER FMC-FROM-DARK-ROMANCE-NOVEL GOT IGNITED.😭

[@Bloxtrem]

lmao just discovered your channel you'r funny af 🤣 But why does everyone seem to have a crush on Gojo ? Maybe cuz i dont watch jjk

[@BlossomTeaCore]

o em gee hiii

[@linosfxwonies]

I AM TRAUMATIZED PLEASE🖐️😭😭

[@HazZzel-]

6:23 he looks like he's gonna cry gelp 😭

[@millz_ozzythetherian]

bro was doneee

[@Your_Lacie_singz]

people are getting a little too honest...😦

[@Croquettemonkey]

Fr I was a little concerned about these confessions 😨

[@bobthebuilderday6leader]

For everyone’s sake I’m just going to pretend everyone has a great imagination and creative storytelling skills

[@blending_in]

fr they getting too comfortable

[@axurelia.editzx]

Its giving bluntness kinda of That’s why

[@axurelia.editzx]

I don’t EVER WANNA SHARE MY OWN CONFESSIONS

[@gigirvno]

9:41 average gojo fans

[@pajamabonespaja]

as an asexual you are ALL going to jail

[@Bai_123]

I concur they need real HELP

[@1Silly.Wcue1]

Im Not Even Ace And I Agree 😭

[@Bai_123]

@1Silly.Wcue1 this is the first time I felt fear for my life to the point i don't want to even be near of those types of people

[@meme-v3q]

The asexuals I know will say some freaky shit then act like nothing happened like wtf

[@pajamabonespaja]

@@meme-v3q i mean yeah im one of those asexuals... but there's a difference between SAYING freaky shit and DOING freaky shit ykwim??? like yall are down HORRENDOUS

[@sundayves]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THE FIRST CONFESSION??? I would file a restraining order immediately

[@jawairiya.]

I LOVE UR PFP 🤭

[@I_Like_Kingdom_Hearts]

NAH BUT THE LAST ONE??

[@olliexlivi]

8:27 BYE I HEARD 4 YEAR OLD

[@Bragrle]

NO 😭

[@wadaajada]

THE SKULL ONE CAUGHT ME SO OF GUARD PLEASE GELPMAMSJSJA😭 4:30 GET BACK IN UR CELL CUZ HHHHUHHHH😦?? 5:32 🧍🏾‍♀️.... I don't think prison can hold you..

[@TriEyeOfficial]

This prison.. to hold ME?!?

[@nighttimeflames]

12:14 i high fived a maybe crush in the hallway and gripped my backpack strap after (it was in a way of like, keeping the moment in my hand) and thought I was delulu for gripping the bag but then I saw this and realized how sane I really am 💀💀

[@retromess7619]

THE FLASH AND REJECTION...

[@luna77-o6t]

HELL NAHH the gojo confession one I BET IS SOME 13 YEAR OLD FREAK WHO MAKES FF AND WRITES "18+" AFTER THE TILTLE 😭😭😭✋🏻

[@TheDepressedGAYu]

TRUE THAT😭😭😭😭👏

[@cutelittlepuppi_]

Bro ain't allowed to read their own stuff 😭🙏

[@MarleyBear2009]

Some people just need to…not confess….😂😂😂

[@CassieluxeC0C0]

Yo these are more wild than the pink mango confessions💀😭

[@flopforever12]

help i love pink mango so i knew i would love these🤭

[@Romii._luvs]

THE BEGINNING???

[@LimeSlimeee]

3:46 YOUR EDITING I CAN'T ANYMORE VINCENT 😭😭😭💀 MY STOMACH HURTS

[@nxvrk]

the way im HOOKED onto your vids ong

[@vincentjosephh]

🫶🫶🫶

[@memei66]

REAL 😭

[@DinoSora617]

“Ur flat” IS CRAAAZZZY💀😭😂😭💀

[@ILYLUVSU]

13:34 pleaseee stopp right there🙏😭

[@KristeneT-h2h]

Bro I stopped at the exact same time 13:34

[@ILYLUVSU]

@@KristeneT-h2h lmao

[@millz_ozzythetherian]

4:42 are y’all okay

[@samiyahwilliams206]

No we’re not 😅

[@WhosALIYAA]

No lmao

[@LimeSlimeee]

Ofc no

[@tâm_tr3nh]

THE EDIT IN THE BEGINNING THO 😻!!!

[@amourinas]

relax.. you can handle it💜💜

[@1ly._zEr0]

WHO WAS IT IM TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT😭

[@Phantom_five_Rabbits57]

​@@1ly._zEr0I'm pretty sure it's Sylus from love and deep space

[@subhankarjena1307]

Vincent's reaction and justifying it just make it bearable for me Down shit these confessions are crazy

[@iMwAcHtInG_u...]

8:31 man was trying to hold back from saying *age doesnt matter😌✨️* 😂

[@Ur_bestie20]

11:29 Roses are red Violets are prickly God dam That escalated quickly 😝

[@CrimsonDawn-ou4og]

The strep throat one was too much omg 😭

[@Kami-l4u]

4:23 Oh! that's not...

[@ILYLUVSU]

10:57 THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED

[@dieeine_behinderte2483]

"I BRING ALL THE TRAUMA-MA-MA-MA" they took it to serious😔

[@epiphanyart]

Aespa Reference 🤭

[@WannaAstro]

it's supposed to be i BREAK all the trauma but these people are NOT breaking it any time soon

[@dieeine_behinderte2483]

@@epiphanyart Yeah Yeah Yeah 😉🤙

[@dieeine_behinderte2483]

@@WannaAstro frfr

[@dieeine_behinderte2483]

@@WannaAstro thats why i had to change it a bit 😔

[@im_.a-bear5996]

10:02 OK SO I HAD A GAY BSF AND ON ROBLOX WE’D RP WHERE I WAS PREGGO…WITH HIS BABY..UHHHHH YEAH (MIND YOU WE WERE LIKE 6 OR 7💀)

[@cintiaangelita412]

😨

[@Light.Of.Kshahrewar2.0]

I was playing growing up or something when i was like 8 and SOMEONE WAS DOING A PREGNANT ROLEPLAY AND THEY FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN AND LOST THE BABY 💀💀💀

[@im_.a-bear5996]

@ HELP LMAO WHATTYFGFCFGC

[@Timtam-k5x]

Help this happened to my sisters friend with a guy when they were 4-5 except it was irl💀💀💀💀💀

[@lauradenice30]

I was never under 7

[@kiran-u9s]

Y’all I’m traumatized Ty for 800 likes Ty so much for 952 likes!!! TY FOR 1K LIKES!!!!!! Luv u all! ❤️ Ty for 1.6k OMGGGG TY FOR 1.9KKKKKK!!!

[@THETOTALLYREALMOON]

Furina pfp?? ‼️

[@kiran-u9s]

@@THETOTALLYREALMOONyes!

[@Dilan-su3zt]

Fr💀

[@HfcgBgf]

Same 😭

[@THETOTALLYREALMOON]

@@kiran-u9s awesome

[@DragonRider6566]

5:28 as a guy, this specific one makes me uncomfortable, cause it objectifies me. Don’t go saying that men do that to women, I know they do, and it’s not okay. I’m just saying how I feel about it.

[@nwayy_ei]

this was so traumatizing i had to keep going back to the sylus edit after every confession-

[@nothing7360]

8:39 we just had a reaction paper with the title Genz Definition of DELULU😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SI_OAeraa]

NAH, THE GOJO ONE HAD ME SCREAMING-😭 (9:41 this one too😔)

[@ILYLUVSU]

9:00 I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO TO PROCCES WHAT THE HELL I JUST HEARD😭😭

[@epiphanyart]

What do you mean you *LICKED THE SIDEWALK?!* It's never that serious 😭

[@axurelia.editzx]

THAT GIVES ME THE ICK WTH

[@FreshRatJuice]

5:54 babe u not okay.

[@jujutsubliss_]

That Sylus edit made me scream, "That's Chai ai!!!" Nah helpp 💀💀

[@strawbewrii_neko]

Whimpering>>>> 😍😍 3:27

[@scrubbywubby2694]

literally 😭

[@LimeSlimeee]

Exactly 😍 I don't like whimpering on purpose tho

[@Konuthi]

4:41 I WAS SO FREAKING TRAMATIZED HELP😭😭😭😭

[@MARR374]

1:55 JAIL

[@tyunniez]

this is my first time on this channel and the sylus edit at the start had me put my drink down and choke a little, i love you already LMAO

[@Exorcsstt]

10:54 literal assault?... 😨-

[@teaspoonfullofnonsense]

4:25 YOU DIDNT HAVE TO REPEAT THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@daieiji3216]

Let me just say that the entire time i was watching this my jaw was dropped 😭

[@0gluna]

we listen and we tell the judge 💀

[@Callmeeenic0le]

THE SYLUS EDIT WAS INDEED NEEDED😍

[@milkybanana5799]

💀💀💀 wild confessions

[@ZZXYTTC3]

The way my jaw FELL OPEN AT THIS WHAT A PLOT TWIST 7:18

[@CATApooks]

We needed that edit at the start🥰 Y'ALL i'm concerned for some of these people

[@cl0ud_4ng3l]

10:08 ERM SO UHM.. ONE TIME ON ROBLOX I WAS ROLEPLAYING WITH A FRIEND AND I WAS A FIANCE TO THIS ONE DUDE AND THIS BASICALLY HAPPENED.. (it wasn't anything serious, trust)

[@lalalottiex]

yasss the sylus edit for like the 6th time in one of his videos? idk now😭, imma never get old of it, whoever sent that before I hope the other side of ur pillow is always cold (holy yappacino)

[@tanyamilley4369]

THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO IVE WATCHED FROM YOU- IS THAT HEARTSTOPPER I SEE ON YOUR SHELF?? THE NEW SEASON DESTROOOOOOOYED ME😭😭😭

[@ParkYoonji67]

Ok the sylus edit ROCKED 🤓🙌

[@mlbl.leonor]

THE GOJO IS SO CRAZY.

[@Momo44482]

The way you looked around after dropping number 9 in ALT 😭🙏🏾

[@Kishi_927Dimond.owo.]

“Ur flat” I WOULDVE ENDED EVERYTHING RIGHT THERE HAJAJAJAJJAJA

[@iamcoffeebean1442]

i just discovered your channel an hour ago and ive been cackling nonstop THESE CONFESSIONS...likeeee uhm okay these people are fr bold for confessing something like having a thing for dogs (KIDDING KIDDING) 🙏 love u 🫶🫶

[@Isyhii]

Honestly these are all crazy 😭🙏

[@Akira_0-1-3]

ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL

[@TMR_lover1234]

This is the first video I've seen of you, and I swear- the way you tried to defend these ppl made me CACKLE, lmao🤣

[@LiamNoblet95]

I am indeed astonished, how could anything possibly bestow a curse upon the senses of my eyes and ears this terribly..

[@TheofficialStarGirl]

I CAN'T W/ THESE CONFESSIONS ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE. CONSIDER YOURSELF A WANTED CRIMINAL

[@aventurineplushie]

BRO THE LAST CONFESSION WAS A DARE I SWEAR MY FRIEND MADE ME DO IT

[@aventurineplushie]

i lost a bet bro i didnt mean it i'm not like that 💀

[@Clootsie]

THE LAST ONE?! Not even jail can help 😭