why did the chicken cross the road?

[@frootloops7711]

I can feel my inner being growing at an exponential rate and my mental capacity expanding at levels never before seen due to the amount of philosophical depth in this video.

[@unknown-pr1qk]

frootloops walter

[@bensartakamcas1n126]

if you sped up the video at 2x your inner being and mental capacity will expand twice as much

[@jejendikdndidjjedjeirjbudb6880]

*a a a my mental cardio e x p a n d o*

[@HereComesWheely]

When you walk into a room and you cant remember why

[@JayT9626]

Me

[@baddestpuppet696]

Dragonspice101 When you use max brain power to figure it out why you went in the first place 😂

[@paulineimah8246]

😀😀😀😀😂😂🤣🤣0:24 man ch8cken

[@luckytie2204]

When you vent into a room and don't remember why.

[@herracrossdungeoneer95]

He was going to North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes...

[@eggfordays3897]

This video is so damn empowering. Thank you Dapper, you showed me the way to cross the road

[@thepictotube]

My last two braincells conversing on anything i do

[@dsedh23]

They always ask him "Why?", but never ask "How?"😢🙅

[@endymion7585]

Yet another meaningful message from Dapper Dog

[@sadiaparveenbushra3870]

What is meaning of this video????

[@thatslickgecko3414]

Simple, to become the world's greatest philospher

[@krylak8936]

I was searching "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es" and ended with the meaning of everything.

[@israelinkete8698]

Same

[@hakakanokonahannaono]

"Why'd you do that." Genuis script writing.

[@chikenCx]

I’m crying this video is so powerful

[@JD-zp4vn]

To get that winner chicken dinner... yeh I’ll see myself out

[@leahamacan1738]

Why? Because a new Jojo episode is out.

[@TheRealHimikoToga]

Ayo part 6 stone ocean was just confirmed today lmao

[@lunatic6113]

Chicken's Bizarre Eggventure

[@Dessiekens]

I don't think our reality or minds could handle over even comprehend the chickens answer if he did give it to us

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_Top 10 Times Science Has Gone Too Far_*

[@code_Rei]

weed eater

[@lostchaos7688]

I'm getting emotionally attached. IDK why.

[@MFahrulRozi]

Answer:To Get To The Other Side

[@ioratv]

When you uplift a chicken to sentience

[@ioratv]

@@DapperDog it's wednesday my gangstar dudes

[@harryrezn]

you've opened my 4th eye

[@thomasbirtles8632]

And there was me thinking it was a joke about suicide.

[@Spoghchan]

This has been years in the making

[@julopabene8736]

Is this... a Feathered Biped?

[@Skerp129]

Eventually the chicken stopped thinking

[@Juggernogger64]

It turned into anime, and then it turned into fucking jojo's, all while having an existential crisis. We have truly reached the pinnacle of comedy.

[@doornumb]

WHY is this so UNDERRATED?

[@rubikscubechannelameti3636]

The kitchen cross the road to get on the over side

[@PapAIYAH]

You wouldn't know feather or not he did if you think about it enough

[@NationofAntarctica515]

Fun fact: The original “why did the chicken cross the road” joke was a suicide joke. The original joke was that the chicken was crossing the road to get run over by a car to get to the afterlife, The other side. Just let that sink in.

[@notmo.]

*Weed eater*

[@DrDapperTF2]

so this is why you took that year long break

[@mytrle3973]

Well that quickly became ga- handsome

[@giaphucluis779]

I don't remember subscribing to this channel *but I'm fucking glad I did*

[@adiaa72]

the chicken thought so hard it turned into a JoJo character

[@navyntune8158]

Why did the chicken cross the road? LEGO City river is on the other side and the chicken is gonna save a man who fell in it.

[@JulianSlime]

He's gonna turn into a stand

[@wiseguyfred4917]

Looking like the action hero version of Chicken Little at the end of the movie hahaha

[@XFanmarX]

For the love of -KZbin why won't you tell me when Dapps uploads? YOU CAN'T KEEP ME AWAY FROM THIS GODLY CONTENT.

[@qwertyouisa8715]

my goal : being straight my obstacle : that chicken becoming increasingly more human and buff

[@desireemorris3245]

Me trying to figure out what I’m doing with my life:

[@himiko3406]

Why did the chicken cross the road is a suicidal note

[@caaiies]

Since when can chickens cross the road

[@nbuehster]

I don't know if anyone told this joke here. What did the chicken say before the duck crossed the road? Don't do it! You'll never hear the end of it!

[@WhimsicalCreature457]

My mind is open now...! I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!!!

[@jacob3771thepiratefoxy]

Is he off to style his comb into a pomp?

[@Solid_Hank]

Chicken's Bizarre Crossing

[@this-is-isaac]

I have finally gained brain cells

[@MrTrollTheMadGamer]

more absolutly top notch content

[@peskyboi8280]

This is so deep, dude

[@PhilTruthborne]

I didn't know i needed this until i saw it

[@RamboCreativity]

AH I forgot this channel existed.

[@atomicgeneralgerbil]

holy god we've missed you

[@samoaspider]

...could this be the work of an enemy stand?

[@mr.handygames1161]

Why does the chicken cross the road (No idea why) Because he want to get to the idiots house (Ok) Knock knock(who is there?) It’s the chicken

[@arsyahr138]

magicians red origin story

[@TheSatansPotato]

Why did the Dapper Dog upload the video? To make his viewers day better.

[@rakha8812]

Underrated channel

[@TomasSigh]

Bloody Aussies driving on the wrong side of the road, cor blimey.

[@Rjazz64]

I mean, that's fair enough reasoning.

[@blooper5li]

Buff chicken is my new husbando.

[@che1r]

so that's why he crossed the road! the more you know

[@no1normal750]

I Don't know how many times I've watched this

[@kain6387]

it fucking transcended

[@lazykits537]

0:24

[@mr.depressed886]

This video Me: *mind proceeds to ascend*

[@j.yossarian6852]

Behold, a man! There's a better Diogenes joke in here somewhere, but apparently I'm not the one fated to make it.

[@prokaryotesys]

the chicken crossed the road because he fucking wanted to, respect the chickens opinions.

[@pewdiepiejunior7121]

Because you don't fucking cook it Gordon ramsy

[@catoticneutral]

ChiKen's bizzare crossing

[@NisemonoVirtualCancer]

Chicken so woke

[@Eirikur_]

it did it to become handsome

[@its_clover2]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ŵê€dëåtér

[@naverick22]

Guess what chicken butt

[@pswand1]

Whoms’s’t’ve’y’es’ter’e’

[@tophu2894]

Aight imma head out

[@ndejdjd6749]

Lol 😂 I definitely liked the video so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nobodyofinterest2822]

show this vid to your nearest philosophy and get that phd bruh

[@nobodyofinterest2822]

Philosophy faculty*

[@bruhits970]

w e e d e a t e r

[@twospacedanimations5008]

Now this is some good content

[@Retarded_Ape]

that chicken got a pesci neck

[@Retarded_Ape]

pesci from jon jons questionable long john

[@Bo-de2st]

Too Get Too The Gate

[@GenericTheDouchebag]

wow jojo part 9 looks amazing

[@CobbleTrash]

To turn into a jojo character

[@guidomista6713]

Because he can

[@Wokko_wok]

Existential crisis all around

[@doctorbodacious2598]

Evolution of man.

[@domina1337]

What year is it?! (very happy to see you upload something, love it

[@Merllemon]

what's the title of the bg music on the brainstorming part

[@EsjayE]

Ye, fair enough.

[@aiyowei187]

"i dunno lol"

[@tvtome9592]

fair enough.

[@tanguitoferoz6351]

Se convirtió en un jojo

[@e12129e]

I don’t remember a chicken in jojo

[@chimpmilk9989]

*why do I suddenly taste blood in my mou-*

[@argentum363]

Is this part of the plot for part 9?

[@henryp3379]

What is the song at the beginning? It sounds so upbeat

[@Raecaw]

wow, cool post, thanks for uploading!

[@Raecaw]

@@DapperDog mwah

[@el0o]

To get to PAPA JOHNS

[@comicluigi7]

0:09 and then 0:14 *_it beggins_*