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Mom can you raise my allowance by $10 so I can sub to this only fans page where men and women crush balloons with their thighs? No it's not sexual at all, it's for school. Thanks mom! You're the best! Oh and can we stop by the hospital real quick? I ate all the sand in my etch-a-sketch.
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What type of subscription would YOU skip lunch for?

[@SiameseFaithHealersNetwork]

Hmmm, that trash water sounds pretty good

[@wigeongaming1882]

I’d skip my life insurance policy

[@meshavillar]

Wizards Watch!

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

The kind where we all pee on ourselves and you post a montage of the (heavily blurred) submissions. 😏

[@mysticmago7613]

Uh, well the throat-fuk puke vids, of course, but I usually fast first anyways. pro tip

[@nyuh]

this is actually wwg warning all of their patreon patrons about what would happen if they stop paying

[@classica1fungus]

Was thinking the same thing lmao

[@2percentright]

So you're saying if I stop paying my Patreon the Wizards will come to my house to visit me?

[@nyuh]

@@2percentright they will take your dog

[@digitalzomb]

So if I want them to take my pets I just have to stop paying? That might actually save me money! Great idea!

[@ThisHandleIsAlreadyTaken839]

1000th like

[@Lorlo]

I would never trust a man who keeps a trashcan next to his sofa.

[@Ickyarkman]

that was my first question lol. who keeps a garbage can in the living room

[@benjaminlore6633]

@@Ickyarkman its probably where he watches the onlyfans model

[@HavanaSyndrome69]

I don't but it just seems efficient to me

[@XXx-dk9qt]

It’s great if you’re depressed, don’t have to get up to throw things away

[@kittydemonoverkill]

Well, I keep it there because I regularly have a stuffy nose, and it's easier than having to get up every time I have to blow my nose.

[@thesafetycalzone4920]

"It's better than your own piss" would be such a hardcore marketing campaign for Starbucks

[@dontcallmenate2274]

And it'd almost be true!

[@Ionic457]

I rea this reply as he was saying there line.. brilliant

[@veryhuman7472]

until someone sued them for misrepresentation

[@sebastiansimon7557]

That would be false advertising. ☝⚖👨‍⚖

[@christianpetersen163]

If you challenge their slogan, they will sue, and you'll be sentenced to drink a gallon of piss :(

[@TabooGroundhog]

I’d be mortified if the guy that pisses up into his own face showed up at my house

[@akhasshativeritsol1950]

Up, or down, could be a handstand thing

[@mewingdaspider7818]

He actually pees into his own mouth, not his own face.

[@TabooGroundhog]

@@mewingdaspider7818 We have different piss guys

[@thechicken1477]

​@@mewingdaspider7818 I wouldn't pay him if he missed. That's the whole point. That's why he's a professional, he doesn't miss.

[@ho0t0w1]

Wearing an off yellow shirt

[@galexeqe]

"You bought a *WHOLE* dog" LOL love how he says that, like it's a BBQ chicken

[@mati.benapezo]

"You could've bought the thighs only"

[@delightfulkissboy8926]

"It's better than my own piss"-me when I go wine tasting

[@dittomayn]

This exact thing happened to me before, thanks for the relatable content!!

[@Dianapumpkinhead113]

😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@VoidZeroNothing]

Do you guys have an OnlyFans? I don't have any money, but I'd rob some people to pay for it, if I had to.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

We have a patreon!! Rob away!

[@100legallystupid]

@@Wizards_with_Guns that's not what they asked

[@1Lo1L]

@@100legallystupid how many times do they have to say we're allowed to rob them

[@2percentright]

Why rob them when you can just start dog napping pets and giving them to the wizards?

[@takaidesu1046]

Bro, I thought you were talking to everyone 😂 I’m brokenhearted 😂😂😂😂 I thought finally someone nice kkkkkkkkk

[@ShadeVs-]

I totally get skipping ONE lunch, but if they keep skipping meals they’ll ruin their dinner and certainly die

[@CharalamposKoundourakis]

Hehehehehehe

[@aidenvandijk4223]

I don't think a regular lunch is 10 dollars

[@ShadeVs-]

@@aidenvandijk4223 wdym most full meals are at least $11. Suppose it depends on your definition of a meal

[@OLDmanBOB]

@@ShadeVs- Do you only eat out? most of my meals are sandwiches, hotdogs, frozen foods, salads, ground meat for burgers or tacos that could last multiple meals, you can also make a lot of spaghetti that would last a while, $11 dollars is for special meals you want to spend a little extra.

[@ykomat6860]

@@OLDmanBOBDepends on where you live and the cost of living in your area. Where I live a lunch is around 9-10 dollars

[@diagonals792]

A trash can next to the couch? He obviously isn’t doing well

[@Khalirei]

......"I googled you" lol has me in stitches

[@Rocksidion]

If he skips lunch, his dinner will be ruined.

[@eu4um]

This is without a doubt the most uncomfortable sketch you've ever made. Bravo.

[@einholzstuhl252]

Speaking from experience?

[@eu4um]

@@einholzstuhl252 Yeah, had the same thing happen a week ago with your dad.

[@aminashehu8628]

@@eu4um 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣just curious; are you the house owner or the only fans guy?

[@tylerbakeman]

“you can afford to skip lunch once a month” “oh so you can afford health insurance” - statements that our government lives by 🇺🇸

[@LanceThumping]

I'm trying to figure out a joke involving the pun "pay pugs" but can't think of anything so I'll just leave the thought there.

[@BraedensStuff]

pugs are only worth 5 months, he got a deal

[@Alchemeri]

This is probably the most accurate representation of what a panic attack feels like

[@goldensloth7]

i actually did start crying for no reason while watching it

[@theretrodragonyope]

Can not believe he unsubscribed.

[@Khyrid]

The yellow shirt represents his cheery attitude.

[@mandisaaaa9720]

The pug looking between them so confused was the best part😂😂😂

[@gido9467]

This made me severely uncomfortable. Not because the dude pisses in his own mouth, and the other dude loves it, but the flagrant violation of boundaries.

[@JohnDoe-hj9fh]

This is every youtuber with a patreon

[@steven2981]

"Better than my own piss!" "Probably" Im ded

[@RisingRevengeance]

This reminds me of that streamer girl that got pissed at people watching her for free and not donating

[@_Slog_]

Lol same.

[@kin-3877]

It's her whole thing. It wasn't just a 1 time thing. Her watchers go there to get shamed for not giving her money and it works since she's still doing it and still has a solid fanbase

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@kin-3877 Is it some kinda findom thing? Still the weirdest fetish out there

[@kin-3877]

@@RisingRevengeance I wanna say yes but it might just be as sad as getting attention from a woman and having disposable income because she doesn't actually sexualize it. It's degrading but not in a kinky way. Like your parent calling you disgusting instead of the half naked stripper with the whip

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@kin-3877 You know that might actually be weirder

[@pricerowland]

The standard going rate for a pug-subscription trade agreement is 8 months so he got ripped off pretty badly.

[@HuntewIden]

2:27 I replayed this scene too many times, that look back is too perfect 😂

[@elvararchfeld9734]

Same lmao

[@t3hpenguinofd00m]

Never encountered you before, but this video is absolute brilliance.

[@MattXShaver]

“What is this some kind of soy shit some kind of expensive shit?” 😂

[@maxcasteel2141]

Seems he's paying the electricity bill without a problem...

[@overhealing7691]

I'm glad I stayed up tonight. the upload's worth it

[@AlexUnknown37]

Loved that end credit sentence. Imagine finding out onlyfans because of Markiplier.

[@VillainKinnie]

why did he pet the dog like a guy who has never heard of dogs before

[@MinorityRespecter88]

I like how he keeps removing his shades

[@claytalian9091]

I love this is basically a passive-aggressive way of telling people to subscribe to their patreon, or they wouldn't be able to stay afloat because KZbin sucks 🤣

[@Kaflu1]

The Watchers right now

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

My doctor said I should eat more, actually 😅

[@myopic_cyclops]

You're the only channel that I want to succeed so much that I'll: 1. Break my youtube rabbit holes to click on a recommended vid. 2. Go into a new rabbit hole of your vids. 3. Be hovering over the video and feel subconsciously compelled to click the like button. 4. Toggle the bell icon.

[@masondickerson9466]

This such a good concept for a sketch and the execution is superb.

[@1Girth]

post lunch guilt hitting crazy rn

[@donaldoconner]

Man the Limu Emu guy really fell far

[@Master5522111]

What’s the name of Michael’s former dog? And a slightly more important question, where would you find the OnlyFans? Asking for a friend… that friend being me

[@wesmitch7322]

My favorite ding of the day 😄

[@elitusdelitus1509]

This is if any streaming service was a person. Especially Netflix

[@richardpupo1676]

Seriously underrated, you guys!

[@althechicken9597]

As someone who pees in his own mouth online i can confirm things like this is how we keep our audience atentive

[@Jerel_con_jota]

There is actually a lot of sound financial advice in this

[@IchNachtLiebe]

This is an excellent dedication to his art form.

[@Prinz_Kasper]

Your acting is getting better and better each video!

[@IanDangerfield]

These guys are going places! Hilarious concept, excellent execution.

[@SarcasticSnake64]

His shirt had to be yellow.

[@glueconsumer974]

Always a good day when the wizards post a new video

[@EustaBAracer]

Wait, can you buy less than a whole dog? Half dog? 5/32 dog?

[@erussoart]

Who keeps a kitchen size trash can in the living room???!

[@wokeupfromsleep9401]

That hightop fade is... glorious

[@KwakWack]

"It's better than my own piss" is as hilarious with and without the context

[@zero_gravity5861]

perfect timing

[@acatwithaids5398]

Breaking news: WWG has been removed from the Creator Clash 2 card.

[@gilly_the_fish]

I haven't been able to sleep thanks to this video. I mean, it's only been out for two hours, but still.

[@Nettsinthewoods]

I like this Chanel more and more

[@-Blasphemy-]

The title alone with a glance at the thumbnail had me cackling for ages lmaooo

[@stolendiamond09]

Monotone Michael hits different

[@FunFails]

The pee-in-mouth guy reminds me of Amir from Jake and Amir.

[@nebricback1430]

Love this channel

[@elvararchfeld9734]

That is the most hilarious clickbait I've ever encountered lmao And honestly just cements in my mind that these guys are gods at subversion of expectation.

[@Me-wx1mt]

I hate it when that happens!

[@annaspears3881]

I’m glad the girls on this site doesn’t do this to me… yet

[@donatoclemente4421]

Epic content as always 👌 😂 love to see it

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[@ramby3405]

You know what? The “hunger” I was just feeling has gone away and I now have some money… what to use it on…?

[@raydaveed]

They should swap roles because the other guy looks like someone who can actually do an OF 😂

[@davidvolle7532]

Ahhhhh yes my favorite wizards (with guns)

[@vanessagothic4751]

that pug is SO CUTE XD

[@bennyjames558]

I clicked as soon as i saw the title 😂

[@saucyplebeian7901]

I dont want him to take the dog 😢

[@nathanrice7352]

That mullet is getting THICC boi.

[@CuriousGeorgeRockwell]

"So what are we gonna do about this??" 🤣 Can you imagine the nerve of someone, acting _that_ obscene, intrusive, demanding/entitled, and insane....in real life?! mean... the balls and lack of conscience someone would have to have... to just cancel their subscription like that, for no good reason whatsoever!! If they think they're gonna find higher quality "self-₱|§§ consumption" videos anywhere else... they're in for a rude awakening... and you can guarantee, *they'll* be the ones who are _"₱!§§ed"_ , then!

[@Vahmung]

Good thing he didn't find the money vault off of the kitchen.

[@cheapcrackers4772]

Remember when this happened to that jacksfilms guy?

[@MammothInSpace]

Another banger

[@thepollylama6413]

Im so high I thought that was Kurtis Conner

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

just for that moment, it was

[@fallbranch]

Ask for a live performance.

[@davidquezada50]

SIGN ME UP!

[@FreeAllenWrench]

I don't even know how these guys get this wacky!

[@oTiSm786]

10/10 sketch

[@fltngmmth]

Frank looks like an off duty cop. lmao… … duty

[@exoduscake5060]

Better than my own pisss 😂😂😂😂

[@Joe_Dax]

Its bizarre to have a trashcan next to your sofa

[@theMyouknow]

Thats one pair of nice no glass glasses, whats the vision on them...dont tell me a wizard sold em to him.

[@greggreg2027]

"But first, shout out to today's videos sponsor... ... this dog... ..."

[@FrankStJohn-xw2wu]

Clitler

[@thatoneguythatalwayswatche9128]

"it's better than my own piss..." lol

[@someguywithaphone5921]

Damn R. Kelley, you get that Michael Jackson bleach surgery? You look different. Must be the sunglasses.

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

Why is the trashcan right there??

[@xdowlandx]

I seriously love you guys on my depressed days like today when your notifications come across it brightens it right up tomorrow Im getting an iTunes card an joining your 100$ patreon and also where can i get your merch?

[@AVGN1774]

Try that in a small town 😂

[@MaksProger]

Nice clickbait lol but this is even funnier.

[@ThatGuy-B48]

Omg he’s literally me!!

[@Geilolp.]

Relatable

[@andrewphan8002]

😂😂 frank stole the show, damn I started Patreon few weeks ago and was excited to see my name in end card regardless but then after watching the video was relieved it hasn’t updated yet cuz they’re gonna come to my house if I stop paying

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

We shall update it right away! It changes monthly, thanks so much for supporting us :D