Why do all storms have ridiculous names?

[@katienewton3404]

I swear that everything that happens in this country, three years later the government makes it into a case study for GCSE

[@Elly-uo4rg]

katie newton Lol

[@cufcdoug2102]

Carlisle were in a GSCE

[@UrAverageJoe]

katie newton Glad I won’t have to worry about learning about Brexit lol

[@nekomarusmommymilkers]

@@UrAverageJoe I probaly will 😂

[@lynxweatherall7114]

Yes they god damn do. Remember the Somerset floods of 2014? That's a fucking case study in geography. It's been five years

[@ButiLao44]

"Don't google 'woman making donkey happy'" me: *googles it*

[@dylanlcreser]

11thDoctor's Companion same

[@flat34rg18by]

I've just googled it and the first thing that comes up (excuse the expression) is "Funny! Woman makes Horny donkey have an erection - KZbin"

[@Emily-bd5uy]

Matt Iles same and the first website that came up was the picture he showed in the video

[@louismorgan9432]

11thDoctor's Companion is it scaring

[@ButiLao44]

Tbh I don't know, I forgot xD Maybe it was so traumatizing I suppressed it?

[@kylemcmullan2929]

I died at "WINTER IS FECKIN' COMING!"

[@teslawolverine7009]

All I needed to do was look at your name

[@loveWisperandMonty]

Interesting fact: according to the KZbin caption it’s “winter bitch back in colour”

[@AdelioNightstorm]

*googles "soggy biscuit" * Oh my god

[@ghenulo]

+AdelioNightstorm Thanks for the warning.

[@Whiskey2shots]

i feel really stupid but what is a soggy biscuit?

[@midoa2]

+TheWallis67 according to urban dictionary (yeah thats how you know you're in deep shit) soggy biscuit is a male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

[@Whiskey2shots]

+Miriam Basheer nice........

[@carbon6111]

+Miriam Basheer Why did I read that? Moreover, why did someone thought of that. Moremoreover (that's a word now!), why did they need to make it a thing?

[@maelstrom197]

Hey, I'm not complaining about Storm Desmond, it got me a week off uni.

[@jimmu8689]

Totally not a pineapple lol

[@onetrickandyy9937]

Totally not a pineapple same lol

[@OfficialFlaxxyy]

got me like 3 weeks extra Christmas break

[@dyno692]

Totally not a pineapple my uncle name is desman (idk how spell) but he’s dead :(

[@alansmithee419]

I'd actually be annoyed at this. You'd fall behind and have little time to catch up. Luckily it was only a week.

[@zuzusimp99]

I was on a flight from Italy shortly after the Irish report and our flight attendant did a little rap based on the "don't make unnecessary journeys" report. It was fucking brilliant, and that was when I knew I was back in Ireland.

[@johncorcoran3013]

Nice ! What airline was that? Imma guess Ryanair 🤔

[@D4rthvaper]

Ku

[@D4rthvaper]

L

[@darraghgregory1269]

Lol

[@sk8terkek429]

The biscuit factory has crumbled 😂

[@faemagicfroststorm9980]

That's just how the buscuit factory crumbles...

[@ryanford5387]

Crushed all the soggy biscuits

[@ezharris4534]

Eyyyy

[@tristangreene8581]

Hahahahababahshzhshababhsabsbsbabsbsnabahahahaha

[@doriweishaar4901]

Good one

[@Riggy1991]

i can only imagine the flood sufferers reaction to Cameron turning up

[@Whiskey2shots]

*silence*

[@Whiskey2shots]

*silence*

[@yowysyoungg7715]

I'm surprised nobody tried to drag him under the water

[@louishowlieson9771]

+Milly May I live in Carlisle and believe me we tried

[@becauselionsss]

the Midlands are safe for now

[@Thedarkassassin88]

Oh god no, not McVities! All those soggy biscuits...

[@Jaxymann]

+Thedarkassassin88 That profile pic is fucking golden xD

[@Thedarkassassin88]

5Oblivion :3

[@joew_vee]

It's open again

[@krashd]

+Ian Callaghan Aye, Limp Bizkit took their name from the US equivelent. In Scotland we call them Spaffa Cakes.

[@emersoncooper2318]

Ian Callaghan yeh.....we got the point.

[@croaklikeatoad4384]

"Storm Desmond" sounds like what a tired mom would call one of her four-year-old sons tantrums!

[@KyleNappTheMaster]

wait what's soggy biscuit? *googles it* oh dear god.

[@EvenWaysMusic]

Just googled it... Oh dear god indeed....

[@rozh112]

Want to play ;) jk

[@danengscot7226]

Idiots! Should've searched define before it! Now you've seen pictures of... It.

[@KyleNappTheMaster]

Danengscot nono i googled the definition not the picture but still, jesus christ

[@CeruleanWriter]

Kyle Napp I was going to Google it but then I read this. Please tell me what it means!

[@racheld9548]

"Too much water" Oh shit really????

[@mailuna2094]

I hate you for tempting me to google it.😅😅😅 Jokes aside, I was not expecting that.😨😨

[@justbelish]

Really?? I thought there wasn’t enough!

[@thesweyy5999]

7/10 comment.

[@leacwm]

7.8 out of 10

[@chloejennings8702]

Would never had guessed

[@louishowlieson9771]

I live in Carlisle on the street that David Cameron visited and believe me there was no point in him coming. He literally walked around for a few minutes in wellies and then fucked off!

[@AdzSONLINE]

Storm's hit? Better go take a dip in the sea. Said no one. Ever.

[@joew_vee]

Dip in the sea and play some soggy biscuit

[@iona-1690]

AdzSONLINE said me when I was 10 because I didn’t have one fucking brain cell

[@bustabloodvessel5327]

That's not entirely true. Actually quite a few people take a dip. In case you haven't realised by now there is no limit to the stupidity of human behaviour. kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5qTp6N_nJx6abs

[@VanpyroGaming0]

Cumbria: 7.8/10. Too much water.

[@aaronc6221]

Ayyyeeeee

[@Tef-ng4sk]

Vanpyro Gaming Fuck yes!

[@hollyhasnofriends4357]

lol I live in Cumbria

[@deaniesaurus]

Vanpyro Gaming YESS

[@EthanWatters01]

Vanpyro Gaming big up Cumbria

[@johnmcgarvey41]

The news reporter gets hit with a sign who is saying don't swim

[@angelsinger2111]

+John Mcgarvey That was God's way of telling her to stop... literally, she was hit by a STOP sign

[@IrishKeshiHead]

+John Mcgarvey It was video edit, teresa doesn't get hit with a roadsign at all.

[@csardothien8065]

yeah I died when I saw it

[@sarahfitzgerald801]

John Mcgarvey Her name's Theresa Mannion if you're wondering

[@kasperdomagala4544]

John Mcgarvey she didn't actually get hit I seen it love

[@KatMarshmallow]

"this is what it was like in Ireland" I saw it coming a mile away XD

[@iwy8879]

I’m going on a Russel Howard binge watch and it got me through all my half term homework😂

[@OhJuicy]

When you're from Cumbria and you can relate so much

[@natsheridan.]

I know right 😂

[@alandavies8351]

Yep

[@JebDMan]

I'm from Lancashire so I can also relate

[@joew_vee]

Yeah. Rest in peace Trinity School sports hall

[@geoff1048]

Dandanz3112 My mate Alex moved to Cockermouth last month

[@X3H3X]

3:06 voice crack

[@rambojr6429]

😂😂

[@daniel3111]

Agent Kansas632 I

[@zyrobeats9961]

I cant hear any voice crack ahah

[@ellabella1924]

Oh really no sh"t Sherlock

[@biggestboy2103]

Jake Forge f-aaace

[@mothskiin]

"Now what's this I hear about a soggy biscuit...? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" *dead*

[@l.w.8587]

The name Desmond just has me break out singing Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da.

[@conormorris8665]

Russel Howard is an absolute legend and brilliant comedian

[@NightshadeGoddess]

If you google "woman making donkey happy" you do actually get this picture ^^

[@johncorcoran3013]

Yep I checked

[@darknessinspires5034]

@alphadawn2015 lennon :0

[@A_T-]

I got a day off cause of Desmond

[@Yasmin-bv9gl]

+Diamond Ezife I thought your name was Desmond Ezife 😂

[@burritodes]

+Nucleotide asdf

[@joew_vee]

I got 2 weeks off

[@itsawhitehole4277]

+Bannamiti How did I get here?

[@themightyjagrafess8596]

Desmond sounds like a lad

[@spaceytoons3967]

You're best Russell

[@jessietherat1691]

"Now whats this I hear about a soggy biscuit" Russell Howard always makes me laugh.

[@tairneanaich]

I forget how hilarious Northern place names are 😂

[@Sergeantmajormario]

Let's not forget the Top Gear Secret Garage in Penistone

[@charlieadams2084]

when Russell started talking about Game of Thrones, i fell off my chair, i need to stop falling off things

[@ratman2163]

The joys of living in cockermouth and hearing Russel Howard talk about it like I can’t

[@coreylove6444]

You say cockermuth not cockermouth

[@trix255]

+corey love You sure it's not CockInMouth

[@coreylove6444]

+Nick The Animatronic fam ye I live close to it

[@imrobinn1106]

it's like cocker-muth , I live there

[@katiemillican2562]

Aye I live near

[@mop7987]

its cock-er-muth. I've lived there all my life so I know

[@tomcrew10]

anyone think of assassin's creed when they here desmond

[@knivez786]

yeah i did as well 😂😂😂😂

[@Nebaxa]

my first thought, too :D

[@LinkTheFusky]

I though if Narnia because I'm a complete weirdo

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

+Thomas Crew We all did. LOL

[@gamehub2720]

Yasssss

[@nbp4654]

Who’s here after storm ciara and storm Dennis

[@daithidb]

that lady on the Irish news (I'm from Ireland) is called Teresa Mannion. look up Teresa Mannion remix on youtube.

[@gachaelephant6841]

Here for anyone to lazy to look it up kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKvbZICbjtShipo

[@wheelie26]

The Irish weather woman was just hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@ellenkingsley]

"I can't come in I've got Flu Margaret" lol

[@NancyWheelersHugeassRifle]

Petition to change COVID-19's name to Flu Margaret

[@charliefnaf4128]

I will sign

[@gordonremsey8055]

2:22 I'm Irish and I remember that 🤣🤣 and loads of people went jumping into the sea after that

[@hannahbachmann4711]

I was there when it happened I live in Lancaster

[@meganglencross5026]

i was too i live in carlisle

[@petergriffin912]

"Not coming in today, I've got flu Margaret" 😂😂😂 FLU MARGARET 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@elliehaycock9228]

AWWwwww he missed the bit where she got hit on the head! so funny

[@indiaharrison638]

Ellie Haycock Pham

[@newmono7341]

That wasn't real tho

[@Gonebyegone]

that was an edit lol

[@Cat-tk7vo]

Why doesn't Russel have 1 million subscribers yet, best comedian on earth!!! Love your stuff so much

[@michaelhowell637]

"It sounds like a shitty member of the x-men" Yep with his partner windy dave

[@TomGodson95]

1:45 couldn't even look the nation in the eyes 😂

[@writtenocean7556]

that soggy biscuit part killed me

[@ahnyaevans4507]

I accidentally laughed loud at the biscuit one almost woke up my brother😂

[@cloroxbleach849]

Wait,whats soggy biscuit? *Google's it* Fucking hell.....WHAT THE FUCK?! But seriously don't search it... Don't....DONT YOU FUCKING DARE EDIT:1 year later....DONT SEARCH IT UP

[@Charlie-gettoknow]

Clorox Bleach imma search that shit

[@Charlie-gettoknow]

Clorox Bleach i regret everything

[@BFNgaming2024]

Oh Jesus

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Clorox Bleach why do I get the feeling it's got something do do with craping on them

[@lxphyy9288]

dion woollaston your wrong type it up

[@SageFae]

The moment he said “don’t google woman making donkey happy” 99.9% of people looked it up 😂

[@hoenndpn9200]

Also, THE BEAST FROM THE EAST

[@jadeanonymous2897]

DONT GO IN THE SEA. I was gone after that 😂

[@Concoolkid10]

"Soggy biscuits" I died laughing.

[@iancallaghan5225]

Soggy biscuit (also called limp biscuit, crispy cookie, or ookie cookie) is a masturbation game played mostly by teenage groups in which the participants stand around a biscuitmasturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat thebiscuit.

[@darkraixenomorph6448]

Hahaha lol

[@jesslawrence9699]

The Irish reporter😂I was crying😂😂

[@HarmonicaMustang]

I thought the scientists named the storms after their ex-wifes/girlfriends until they began giving them male names. Otherwise it make a lot of sense.

[@ccc3188]

Bisexuals man...

[@rebeccafowkes-smith9812]

I thought the names were down to public voting.

[@imogenmanion2875]

+Rebecca Fowkes-Smith they are

[@LillianEileenSnape]

Female scientists?

[@HarmonicaMustang]

Not in this sexist society.

[@roseewen8820]

OMG this is the best one so far

[@rynmcc561]

They give them "silly names" to keep a record of them. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to be recording a storm and it be like. "Right so it's storm 32157.. Wait.. No it's 13725.."

[@ItzDecster]

The flooding in Gympie, Queensland, Australia can flood an old railway bridge that is approx 22 meters above the creek bed

[@biffalump]

This is my friend “windy dave “wooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elmamccarthy4206]

In Ireland we reported it like an apocalypse..... and then we made a mixtape of her😌😉

[@killianspillane4618]

my neighbour helped rescue mike the donkey

[@ellenkingsley]

"Winter Is fecking coming" 😂😂

[@sabrina.h2737]

Just when I finally forgot about soggy biscuits someone has to mention them again totally re grossing me out. 😣🚀

[@ka5h95]

Awesome videos, keep them coming.

[@ElFudgeMusic]

The guy at 0:19 reportedly works for IGN.

[@Anderslaw]

+Nick "Storm Desmond 3/10 too much water" - IGN

[@becauselionsss]

+TheJackelopeHD 😂

[@Thedarkassassin88]

Makes me laugh everytime XD

[@Georgeg15]

Nick 8.5/10 too much water

[@zacwollervoiceninja5136]

At 2:40, “SAVE YOURSELF!!!!! WINTER IS FECKIN COMING!!!!!”

[@commediaDollArte]

WINTER. IS. FUCKING. COMING!!!

[@sammythesnake1986]

+The WubMeister By winter you mean, mild weather, wet and windy with no hint of cold or snow?

[@commediaDollArte]

sammythesnake1986 What, like the British summer will be this year? No. I mean North Westeros winter, which is around -30 and lasts from 10 to 80 years.

[@sammythesnake1986]

The WubMeister Would be cool if we got temperatures like that. but at the moment its 15c and that is very warm for mid December.

[@commediaDollArte]

At -30 literally everything freezes. Your face, your hands, your hair...

[@sammythesnake1986]

The WubMeister Sweet, more chance of snow then!

[@singsingmei]

".. now what's this i hear about a soggy biscuit?" 😂😂😂😂

[@chocolatemilk8143]

My country got a storm called “Ophelia” like what name is that!

[@markmcgookin3228]

Lauren.d 06 Same , where you from ? I'm from Northern Ireland

[@BlaBlaBla]

Ikr what person calls their child Ophelia?

[@mrbenoit5018]

Bla Bla Bla William Shakespeare

[@ellarnihall6103]

Oh oh ophelia

[@DubbelYoo]

I was getting bored of KZbin.... then I found Russell's channel 🎉🎉

[@Rescuepack1]

What about whirly wendy?

[@miriamfox1939]

I love how Teresa Mannion was featured! You should see the remix with "You Better Stop Before You Break My Heart" :P

[@Neptunecql]

That's really not how you pronounce it I live near it it's cockermuth

[@imrobinn1106]

maryport or Workington or somewhere else?

[@Neptunecql]

+TheBridgePig what erm i was talking about cokermouth

[@justanaveragenobbie]

You say cockermuth to make yourself feel better for living in a place called cockermouth

[@Neptunecql]

I don't live there thats actually how you say it

[@emilydasilva8316]

+Robbie Nah Elissa's right, the locals all pronounce it 'cockermuth'. Only posh southerners say cockermouth=]

[@kt0463]

The first flood clip/warning is on Warwick road,Carlisle ,Cumbria

[@kt0463]

Yep I know I live near Sainsburys and you should search it up!!!!!! It's so funny about all the... I'll leave it up to ypu

[@fakeerror7834]

Now there is Storm ‘Gordon’ In The Netherlands Gordon is a famous guy who is uncredibly gay and has utterly no selfrespect.

[@swatir.567]

Lmaooo the joke about the Irish reporter was HILARIOUS

[@samibacha2585]

mmh the soggy biscuit

[@matthewmac5787]

its about a game of a bunch of people cumming on a biscuit and the last of them have to eat it

[@elio_fay]

matthew mac They know.

[@dyno692]

matthew Mac OS that good or bad -_- my eyes are like Asian at night xD

[@lloydbenn4275]

I was there for both the cockermouth floods this last ten years. So I live in cockermouth, Cumbria.

[@theunknownvoice4881]

...I live in Cockermouth...

[@DANYBARKING]

the next bit of the Irish news report is the best bit!!!! I can't believe they didn't show that!

[@autobotironhide6165]

These floods have better names that the Kardashians (specifically Kim and Kanye West's two children).

[@Jimbob_Offical]

Personally I think this is Russell Howard’s best work.

[@Rikkaa]

# LOTS OF SOGGY BISCUITS

[@cookiekid7893]

one of the few comedians nowadays that makes me laugh

[@elliehaycock9228]

I googled soggy biscuit help

[@hollytims127]

Ellie Haycock hello fellow phan

[@conorbuckman340]

Me and my friend went kayaking in storm Desmond, it was great fun.

[@loodiamexican]

"Now, what's this I hear about a soggy biscuit?" xDDDDD

[@the_wexican2829]

2:30 that was the best Irish meme for a while

[@HiHello-mm1ff]

“Just when you think the situation can’t get any worse...” that aged well

[@StarstormAnimations]

"Woman making donkey happy" I believe in Mexico that's called a Burro Show

[@zoeherondale9043]

That’s such a big irish meme tho lmao we have a thing were she gets hit by a sign 😂😂

[@nasa3723]

Me: Hmmm, whats a soggy biscuit? Me: *googles it* Also me: Oh dear god

[@cptmarcus]

I googled "woman making donkey happy" and that exact picture came up instantly

[@v5nova]

2:22 this is why I love Russell Howard.

[@ashes2ashes-l8z]

I'm from Ireland and I remember that it went viral - an Irish meme😂😂

[@Sparky-cj9se]

We are definitely like that in Ireland. We love a bit of drama. On warm days people go around saying "its fierce mild"

[@ludlzblurzszz6130]

WINTER IS FEKEN COMINNNNG My fav part 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@pinkfeather1268]

A storm once had the same name as me and someone sent me a satellite picture of it, with the text: "nice selfie".

[@kob6912]

There was a massive storm that passed over above anfield during Liverpool v Barcelona tonight. It was called Storm Divock GG

[@timebomb4562]

That David Cameron impression was so good I could swear he was right in the room

[@kaylamckenna83]

I'm from ireland and the girl from rtè was the talk of the country for a solid week and we still talk about her

[@zachtaylor243]

I promptly googled "woman making donkey happy". The first image was the exact picture of mike smiling.