I had actually always wondered how "vanilla" had come to be associated with being bland and uninteresting given its origin as an exotic bean that only grows on one island.
@Carewolf2 жыл бұрын
Ice-cream. It is the default/basic flavour of ice-cream, unless you want to go fancy and add other stuff.
@gredangeo2 жыл бұрын
@@Carewolf Good ice cream can have good vanilla. But where most of the bland flavour of vanilla that people think it is, is due to cheap ice cream that doesn't even use any cream. In some places, they had to legally call it something else.
@drdewott91542 жыл бұрын
@@gredangeo True. I mean here in Denmark they've started using real vanilla in dedicated vanilla ice cream for about a decade now, mostly listed as "Bourbon vanilla" or something similar, and it tastes great. Other things that involve vanilla ice cream as a base though like straciatella, cookie dough, or brownie ice cream and popsicles still use artificials though. You can even see the difference visually, with the real vanilla ice cream having a very yellow colour, whereas the artificial vanilla has a a white look to it.
@sander78382 жыл бұрын
@@nichole4684 this is the sencond most nonsensical rambling I've ever read in my life. Congratulations.
@teemusid2 жыл бұрын
@@gredangeo I judge an ice cream maker by their vanilla ice cream, and a donut shop by their raised glazed donut. Master the basics, first.
@Chubby_Bub2 жыл бұрын
When I was young my parents took me to a vanilla plantation in Hawaii. The owner was actually obsessed with vanilla, the way people are connoisseurs about wine. I think he was kind of nuts. He also looked like Al from Toy Story 2.
@roseduste802 жыл бұрын
Aww, I think that's sweet. He's passionate about what he does.
@bossdude9112 жыл бұрын
I love that you included he looked like Al from Toy Story 2. I laughed way too hard at that!
@tungmingxuan85592 жыл бұрын
To be fair Al from Toy Story 2 was also obsessed with childrens' toys
@fffrrraannkk2 жыл бұрын
Vanilla is no joke. From what I remember some vanilla is aged in bourbon barrels.
@chicagotypewriter20942 жыл бұрын
@@fffrrraannkk OH! Is that why it’s called Bourbon Vanilla?!
@officially82102 жыл бұрын
Here are all the irrelevant fun facts from 1:29: A drink that's 10% less sweet but colored red will be perceived as sweeter than one that's not. Potato chip bags are crinkly on purpose, because the sound tricks our brain into thinking the chips taste fresher. Low-pitched sounds can make food taste more bitter, and high-pitched sounds can make food taste sweeter. If you dye a steak bright blue it really freaks people out. We can tell whether a liquid is hot or cold by the sound it makes when it's being poured. Froot Loops are all the same flavor. If you close your eyes, you won't be able to tell the difference between any of them. The background noise on airplanes enhances the taste of umami. Sour candies are often coated in sugar because rough textures make foods taste more sour. Looking at pictures of high-calorie foods before eating something will make it taste better.
@junyissmart2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@QuantumHistorian2 жыл бұрын
God's work
@max___872 жыл бұрын
Damn why didn't i checked comments earlier i was pausing the video so i could read💀
@howardbaxter25142 жыл бұрын
lol, dyeing steak bright blue.
@o_p0tterhead2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I'll try out the hot vs cold liquid, that sounds neat.
@ShortHax2 жыл бұрын
I admire the bravery of the men and women that discovered the vanilla taste of beaver butt
@imveryangryitsnotbutter2 жыл бұрын
Technically it's a gland adjacent to the beaver's butt. ...if that knowledge gives you any peace of mind at all.
@1nsaniel2 жыл бұрын
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter the real question is inside or outside the rectum
@TheDemocrab2 жыл бұрын
@@1nsaniel Does it really matter at this point? We know someone was fiddling with beaver rectum either way.
@Chris141412 жыл бұрын
natives.
@jakemcmillian2 жыл бұрын
Imagine all of the undiscovered flavors in the countless untasted butts around the world. There is still a chance for you to discover something incredible!
@TheElectroclassic2 жыл бұрын
Low Resolution Flavors has to be the best analogy ever to describe this.
@hidaven20062 жыл бұрын
I personally love “banana” flavored things, not because it tastes like banana, but because I just like the taste
@resolecca2 жыл бұрын
I don't like banana`s and while I agree fake banana does not taste anything like real banana,. it still manages to taste worse, it taste like vomit to me
@sion82 жыл бұрын
I don't know maybe you would like to find somewhere online where they sell the older type of cultivar that was used before the current one.
@soundscape262 жыл бұрын
@@resolecca Ah... and here I was thinking I'm the only person in the world who hates bananas. it's quite a niche trait. 😄
@michaelfederico28732 жыл бұрын
The Fake Banana Flavor is an actual Flavor, the species of Banana it tastes like is now extinct due to the blight.
@livispuzzled2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfederico2873 oh really? interesting
@moabt.frican71632 жыл бұрын
Wonder if Guy Fieri realizes how wealthy he could actually be if the candy and soda manufacturers consulted with him on the artificial flavors they use. I mean, with him being the mayor of Flavortown and all, you'd think it'd be a no-brainer.
@gurrrn11022 жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m Guy Fyiddy and I’m not looking at the road while driving - so I’ll probably have a fatal accident before we finish looking for these DANrs, DRAVns, nDAVs
@kyleferguson42362 жыл бұрын
@@gurrrn1102 lmao that show cant possibly still b on the air can it? They used to play it literally ALL FUCKING DAY 🤦♂️
@wraithgames2 жыл бұрын
There's this Japanese bubblegum I've been chewing since I was a kid that tastes almost exactly like black grapes. It's some good stuff!
@palleppalsson2 жыл бұрын
Wow, how does it keep it's flavor for so long!?
@sander78382 жыл бұрын
@@palleppalsson 😂😂😂
@ooooneeee2 жыл бұрын
What's it called? This sounds fascinating.
@josiahhockenberry98462 жыл бұрын
Yeah I want to know the name too.
@LittleWhole2 жыл бұрын
Is it Fūsen?
@matthewmccoy74372 жыл бұрын
my sisters husband makes artificial flavors for a living. he literally tests shit like citrus and watermelon for everything like drink companies and food chains. you’d be surprised how widely spread these things are. i was drinking a beer once and he went “you know my company made the blueberry flavor in that right?”
@wooperismyfavorite2 жыл бұрын
Finally, an answer to why I like grapes but grape flavored things are absolutely disgusting.
@tardvandecluntproductions12782 жыл бұрын
I have this with strawberries
@nqh43932 жыл бұрын
I kinda prefer it to real grapes though.
@zamppa39742 жыл бұрын
I think watermelon flavor is even worse. It's nothing like real watermelon.
@MichaelDavis-mk4me2 жыл бұрын
I love grape flavor things but I don't like grapes.
@shafa.n.t2 жыл бұрын
@@zamppa3974 agree
@danielhale12 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of the NileRed video where he turns latex gloves into grape flavoring and makes a soda. It wasn't a terribly good soda though, because real grape soda uses a much wider range of flavors to create a more complete experience. It's rare you can just add one molecule to create a great taste and not end up with something that's kinda one-dimensional.
@brendo38082 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough there was a banana split flavoured milk in Australia that tasted scarily real. You could taste the caramel, you could taste the ice cream, you could taste the banana and you could taste the wafer, which was the weirdest bit. It tasted horrible but it was scary accurate
@randalalansmith98832 жыл бұрын
Around age 30, I tasted a concord grape for the first time and realized that's what fake-grape was mimicking. Wine grapes don't taste anything like that.
@westrim2 жыл бұрын
Similarly, there are jelly grapes that actually taste like grape jelly.
@wiplein9822 жыл бұрын
Plot twist - you had one of those chemistry teachers and now every time someone mentions "artificial flavors" all you can smell is butanoic acid and the dawning realization that no alcohol in the world will ever make it smell good
@dannypipewrench5332 жыл бұрын
3:23 I actually really like artificial green apple flavoring.
@dannypipewrench5332 жыл бұрын
0:52 OKAY, BANANA LAFFY TAFFY TASTES LIKE GROS MICHEL BANANAS, NOT CAVENDISH, *AND YOU KNOW THIS!*
@embereatstoasters68352 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! oh no I'm a banana nerd now
@dannypipewrench5332 жыл бұрын
@@embereatstoasters6835 Welcome, Comrade, to the Banana Nerd Club.
@Etherman72 жыл бұрын
Every once in a great while I'll have a banana that tastes slightly more like the artificial flavor than usual- sweeter and more fruity. It makes me a little paranoid every time, like it might be rotten or moldy.
@marcush47412 жыл бұрын
Honestly, grape flavor is pretty spot on to Concord grapes. I used to be a vintner, and I will never forget the first day I had a fresh Concord grape. I literally shouted "THIS IS WHY GRAPE DOESNT TASTE LIKE GRAPE! THIS IS THE GRAPE THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT".
@deatheternal7202 жыл бұрын
It's also hilarious that smell is included in "strawberry flavour" because they have no fucking smell!!!
@ascendedeconpol45512 жыл бұрын
RTX off
@KingQubed2 жыл бұрын
Oh now I know why I hate artificial Grape
@Doughy_in_the_Middle2 жыл бұрын
2:28 I find this believable. I have an absolute REVULSION at the taste, smell, and texture of bananas. It's not as bad, but a pure pear flavoring almost sets off the same issues, but not as badly. Knowing they could potentially be confused in the body, it makes enough sense to me.
@sephalon12 жыл бұрын
The 2 seconds of irrelevant fun facts that were fast-forwarded through: Episode V Fun Facts A drink that's 10% less sweet but colored red will be perceived as sweeter than one that's not. Potato chip bags are crinkly on purpose, because the sound tricks our brain into thinking the chips taste fresher Low-pitched sounds can make food taste more bitter and high-pitched sounds can make food taste sweeter. If you dye a steak bright blue it really freaks people out. You can tell whether a liquid is hot or cold by the sound it makes when it's being poured Froot Loops are all the same flavor. If you close your eyes you won't be able to tell the difference between any of them. The background noise on airplanes enhances the taste of umami. Sour candies are often coated in sugar because rough textured make foods taste more sour. Looking at pictures of high-calorie foods before eating something will make it taste better.
@fredmayfield43542 жыл бұрын
If you can mimic flavor, then can you make new ones.
@justayoutuber19062 жыл бұрын
stop with all the stock video clips
@sirk6032 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand HAI. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sam’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his all his videos - his personal philosophy draws heavily from making money, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike HAI truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in HAI’s existential catchphrase "something something bricks" which itself is a cryptic reference to how his fans want him to make a video on bricks I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sam Denby's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a plane tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
@hotdogbananaman2 жыл бұрын
why did they try a chemical that smelling like cat urine in the first place?
@pauhernandezbenlloch50322 жыл бұрын
"If you dye a steak bright blue it really freaks people out" -Half as Interesting 2022
@luanasari51612 жыл бұрын
hes not wrong
@breadisyummy_2 жыл бұрын
if bananas tasted like laffy taffy's i would eat more of those than the amount of air molecules that i breathe in every day
@JoseLopez-bt6bk2 жыл бұрын
Mexican candy already cracked the code
@fffrrraannkk2 жыл бұрын
I make vape liquid for myself and strawberry can be extremely difficult to use. There are dozens of different strawberry flavorings from different companies, but to mix up an authentic flavor is hard. Some people can't even taste whatever chemicals are used to make strawberry.
@justicebeske57042 жыл бұрын
Listen, if it doesn't have industrial coal tar, I'm not trying it.
@jaketaylor39012 жыл бұрын
As a child I distinctly remember feeling of betrayal @ my parents when given a banana for the first time (I was a banana Laffy taffy kid)
@cheeseontoastbrah2 жыл бұрын
Clearly this man has never tried japanese candy
@thefreudiantheoryofpenisen21972 жыл бұрын
Hi where the citations for all the claims in the 2 seconds? Like a crunchy packet of crisps makes them taste fresher?? The colour of a slushy effects the sweetness?
@handlewastaken2 жыл бұрын
"If you dye a steak bright blue it really freaks people out" -HAI, 2022
@slime_whoscrabby2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i like how when you eat something with for example strawberry taste and think hmm this doesn't taste like strawberry, but when you eat another thing with this artificial taste you think yeah, this is strawberry taste
@user-cs9by8jd6l2 жыл бұрын
Americans realizing their snacks taste so artificial:
@djk0n3x02 жыл бұрын
Vanilla is native to Mexico... not Madagascar
@aaronsewell56642 жыл бұрын
And then the bit about ‘purple flavor’…does the narrator have a beef?
@aaronsewell56642 жыл бұрын
The part about how an ‘artificial flavor can be conceived’…was that a subliminal diss? Seemed like it.
@clockhanded2 жыл бұрын
I will go to war with you for disrespecting banana laffy taffy like that.
@nickevershedmusic89272 жыл бұрын
Why not just the original thing?
@alyssinwilliams45702 жыл бұрын
Definitely the red slushy
@bronkobjama31542 жыл бұрын
Losing my shit at 3:40 😂😂😂 “there’s actually more to it than that”
@sammehlberg66642 жыл бұрын
Hot damn that girl eating the donut makes me feel funny in my jeans
@mwilkins16442 жыл бұрын
As someone who makes industrial flavours for companies, strawberry and vanilla are the worst flavours to make and smell so bad
@AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura2 жыл бұрын
so my vanilla ice cream, isnt vanilla at all?
@ryanmiller54992 жыл бұрын
I had grapes a few years ago that tasted exactly like grape candy, and I couldn’t believe it, but I haven’t seen them since
@embereatstoasters68352 жыл бұрын
Does anybody know what artificial watermelon flavor comes from??
@queerlang66112 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't mention how a lot of the time the flavour compounds aren't very stable and long lasting, and therefore usable in foods with long shelf lives as opposed to fruits that are ripe for a week~
@RyeBreadMels2 жыл бұрын
I've always noticed that japanese strawberry flavoring had a distinctly different flavor than the artificial strawberry flavor I'm used to. I wonder if japan has a different artificial strawberry flavor?
@dominator350002 жыл бұрын
Because god
@montagepro32932 жыл бұрын
Intresting Video!
@luismartinez10562 жыл бұрын
If they really did mimick grape and banana flavor properly I still demand they sell the others under "purple" and "yellow"
@andrewfallon79632 жыл бұрын
You're onto something at the end there. I've definitely called things "pleasantly artificial" before.
@micahjacobson85332 жыл бұрын
1:29 if you dye a steak bright blue it really freaks people out 😂
@kitetsu23092 жыл бұрын
"Too easy"
@richarizard5262 жыл бұрын
Artificial grape makes me vomit
@njoroge20612 жыл бұрын
You cant replicate nature 100%
@Being_Scientist2 жыл бұрын
I leaned new word “high resolution flavour”
@ciangargan2 жыл бұрын
Artificial Banana Flavour > Real Banana Flavour
@jonhevaragg74192 жыл бұрын
This video is brilliant
@AlRoderick2 жыл бұрын
Vanillin can be found in oak, which is why wood aged spirits like whiskey contain vanillin.
@Delgen19512 жыл бұрын
cliff notes, return to middles school. that is all it is a fake cliff notes. Ah No.
@Crowbars22 жыл бұрын
3:14 - "We have penicillin" **Shows a picture of a bunch of mints**
@kevinaustin53422 жыл бұрын
Vanilla is not native to Madagascar... like how pineapples and macadamias aren't Hawaiian
@TS_Mind_Swept2 жыл бұрын
I've already watched your video on bananas, it was bananas
@samanthabaylis89672 жыл бұрын
Yeah blue steak really would freak people out
@Jixxor2 жыл бұрын
Dude I legit cannot tell how much of this information is accurate and how much is made up. Coal tar? lmao
@fallendown88282 жыл бұрын
After all processes it doesn't matter if you used tar or water or oil or anything really since only thing that effects the properties of a molecul is its geometry
@asdkant2 жыл бұрын
I am sorely disappointed at the lack of mention of Flavor Town
@adrienaline48942 жыл бұрын
We can taste more than five flavour types though. Metallic being one of the more obvious ones that isn't one of the usual five.
@andrzejkwasniewski12662 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile me with COVID - What is a flavor?
@blairsmith44002 жыл бұрын
ummm im here brick facts not banana facts
@EdwardChan.9992 жыл бұрын
We shall now describe the tastiness of food in terms of resolution! This dinner I'm having is so 1280x720...
@jaypastrana4162 жыл бұрын
I am disappointed.. I thought that there would be beaver butts involved in making vanilla flavor.. Welp, you win some you lose some, I guess.
@Kee7152 жыл бұрын
Another factor with artificial flavors is that not all chemical compounds last as long as each other. There might be 10 or 20 or even a hundred different compounds that go into a flavor from a fruit, but how many of those flavors will keep for a week? A month? Possibly years sitting on a store shelf? Make something with fresh fruit and you'll find that the flavor gradually fades away over time and only certain parts of that flavor remain - like compare peach jelly made with fresh peaches that's weeks or months old with currently fresh peaches and you'll find that a lot of the flavor complexity has faded. That's a big part of why watermelon flavor tastes so unlike watermelon; the chemical that is watermelon flavor is actually found in watermelon in a large amount but most of the other chemical compounds found in a watermelon will barely keep a few days, so only that one chemical is suitable for use in a candy or a soda or anything that's going to be sitting on shelves for a long time.
@LiberalsReadmyBio2 жыл бұрын
So that's why I love watermelon flavoring and hate watermelon?
@Kee7152 жыл бұрын
@@LiberalsReadmyBio probably, yeah.
@markchinguz44012 жыл бұрын
Vanilla isn't a bean aaaaaaa. It's an orchid
@scampercom2 жыл бұрын
So. Many. Stock. Video. Clips. There were so many clips, rat-tat-tat, thrown at my eyeballs that I don’t think I retained anything. Couldn’t there be any actual on-site video, or at least video of the narrator reading to me?
@TelephonePlays2 жыл бұрын
if you didnt speed up the flavor message, youd have a 10 min video
@TheCreapler2 жыл бұрын
did u just have something negative to say about green apple Jolly rancher!
@RayaRSS2 жыл бұрын
Sam be like "why artificial flavours taste so accurate?" And I am like "whaaaaaaat! They never do, that's why I love fruits but hate everything fruit flavoured"
@Darxide232 жыл бұрын
"Artificial strawberry is just strawberry with bad graphics." The best line I've heard in a long time. That wins. Also, the source of one of the more common artificial vanillin is just... wood. Yup. It's made from plain old wood. From trees.
@fr2ncm92 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. You can make artificial grape flavor from plastic gloves.
@fallendown88282 жыл бұрын
Yeah you can basicly make anything out of anything with right conditions like you can make a cake with pure light or you can make a Earth with only hydrogen atoms. It is just that conditions might need to be extream for some of these reactions
@nyarlathotep64932 жыл бұрын
PURPLE DRANK
@khanh414442 жыл бұрын
you spelt umami wrong at 1:11. Its spelt "MSG" hiaya
@dariustiapula2 жыл бұрын
People can mock the US they want. In the end our processed and artificial foodstuff will outlast all natural ones!.
@ibec692 жыл бұрын
Most people don't know this but I used to get good quality inexpensive vanilla beans directly from Madagascar on eBay until around 2011. Then the French came in and I don't know how they did this but they monopolised the bean production there, causing all the direct producer/vendors to disappear from sites like eBay. The prices tripled instantly. I don't know why this was never talked about at the time.
@ipodzrock12 жыл бұрын
The baby comparison had me on the floor laughing 😂
@azazzelx2 жыл бұрын
imagine a steak dyed blue.....or even violet....maybe red...
@cobaltgreen11382 жыл бұрын
3:34 Aurebesh?
@chemistweeb2 жыл бұрын
throwback to when I synthesized fake banana flavoring in a lab and then spilled it everywhere so my bench smelled like bananas for weeks
@TokyoXtreme2 жыл бұрын
What flavor profile is stock footage?
@Jake-sw3ss2 жыл бұрын
I buy real vanilla beans to make homemade ice cream. About $23 for 3 in a test tube. Destroys artificial flavor.
@chawco2 жыл бұрын
Sam, I'm very disappointed that you failed to mention that one of the earliest replacements for vanilla was goo from a beaver's butt, but now we mostly get it from wood pulp (seriously).
@deesnutz9512 жыл бұрын
Japanese KoRoRo grape candies are the ultimate artificial grape experience in taste and feel.
@keithkrummel93442 жыл бұрын
Coal tar gets two whole mentions, but castor sacs don't rate a single name drop? Whaaaaaaaa?
@mon67452 жыл бұрын
Ok - but what about the beaver - ass thing and artificial vanilla?
@mon67452 жыл бұрын
If vanilla is dark brown, why are most of the foods white? 🤔
@26acorn342 жыл бұрын
i am a chemist (though not a food chemist!) and not only is it hard figure out what chemicals make up a real flavor, it can be difficult and expensive to synthesize them. And yes, sometimes random lab chemicals do smell a bit like fruit!
@IloveElsaofArendelle2 жыл бұрын
Or Almonds, benzaldehyde. I was tempted to take a deep whiff from the brown bottle