Why DougDoug hates answering his emails

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[@PS3TNA157]

“Having an AI reply to my emails is not a great idea.” Diarrhea Doug begs to differ.

[@probablypeenuts]

eeeeeeeeeaeaeaeaaaaauuuuuuhuhuhhhhhhghgggghghghghghaaaaaaaaaa

[@Epsi_Cron]

I seem to have recreated The Big Bang inside my own pants.

[@bluemanjoe1238]

Hold on allow me t- egjhejshhehehsjegegehaaaaaa hhhheeeeeeweeeeeeeaaaaaaa sorry I just had a caffeine explosion

[@mautida9998]

@@bluemanjoe1238coffee surge

[@pyrouscomments]

10 explosive diapers per email is a really good deal.

[@swellsauceFourNumbers]

It’s ok Doug. I’ve hired a counselor and we’re gonna help you get over your fear of crippling emails!

[@Banana_D]

I just want you to know that what you all do at DougDougs Without Emails is truly inspirational.

[@novaduck_iv]

​@@Banana_D dougdougs without emails lmao

[@hisboychugga]

@@swellsauceFourNumbers I haven't laughed this hard at a comment in a while 😂

[@Shitposting_IHMN]

Imagine being a streamer, that doesnt needs to do anything, just let the donations and chat go, you are the content, he's making money on it

[@ClassyCorgi]

Let’s get out there and get those DougDougs some Emails!

[@pokemonteaml]

Doug could genuinely do a stream where he answers emails and chat plays a game

[@DuckStrider]

So true, now I wanna see this

[@krns1695]

the thing is most emails are personal he would have to do it offscreen, without TTS or anything

[@WinderTP]

​​@@krns1695 He can probably set up a new email just for that stream so people emailing to that address would know what they're getting into

[@EF-kk3vh]

@@krns1695 I was honestly picturing he replies to emails on like a laptop off screen and all we can see is chat playing the game with Doug sitting and typing in silence

[@WohaoG]

@@krns1695 he has an email that is specifically for fans already

[@honukane242]

Doug hates US specifically

[@lloydmartel]

nooo not america :(

[@bigboiyoshi3611]

he hates america 😮😮😮

[@RockOnTheKitchenTable]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[@Mr-random1902]

He hate gun now RIGGED

[@jamracoon55]

Good thing I’m British

[@plausibledeniability6685]

"Having an AI response to my emails is not a great idea" That aged interestingly

[@CowPat101]

Proud to say, Doug has genuinely responded to an email I sent of a picture of James Corden dressed as a cat. He responded in full caps “CATS!”

[@Raymuk]

Thats my streamer alright

[@-Big_Big]

or was that a AI now you will never know.

[@notNajimi]

@@-Big_Bignot enough diaper shitting to be one of Doug’s AIs

[@Xdgvy]

I actually appreciate that Doug doesn't want to delegate his fanmail.

[@VisibleReality]

Tom Scott and Matt Gray did a livestream a few years ago where it was just a dot matrix printer continuously printing out the livestream chat, being fed directly into a shredder.

[@Theology.101]

Doug Doug is still waiting to get an email back from china for Magnesium

[@drew45footballskater]

Bismuth bois rise up

[@Mr-random1902]

The dude at china did reply to doug but doug just ignored them in favor of the other element thing

[@dat_fast_boi]

nothing compares to BISMOOTH anyway, so like we don't even care, it's not like it matters, we're fine

[@thecoalcub6012]

I think they did respond with like a 5% discount when buying over 200 tonnes magnesium

[@JFarenci]

This is why Jerry exists. To screen emails, forward the good ones to you, handle simple requests. Handling emails is something you can't do because it takes too much time. If Jerry uses his time to make your time browsing emails more efficient, you can still do it. The issue isn't the activity, it's the time cost. Let Jerry hook you up.

[@syd6654]

LET JERRY COOK

[@tacoking7987]

“Having an AI answer my emails is not a good idea” *proceeds to write two AIs to answer his emails.

[@mangoefromyoutubedotcom]

foreshadowing is a narrative device

[@TheLastArbiter]

He’s too busy receiving LinkedIn recruiter emails 😂

[@Big_Egg1122]

How the tables have turned, Doug is doing A.I. responds to e-mail stream.

[@mosgon]

Watching this clip where Doug rails against using an AI to answer his emails while the next video in my recommended is "I made an AI secretary to answer my actual emails" is so funny

[@karkatvantas978]

If this is the case, I'm REALLY glad he responded to my business inquiry with actual intent, and didn't think it was a shitposty joke!

[@karkatvantas978]

He's really nice!

[@boiyado6717]

I love whenever a random name is added to the DDCU, (DougDoug Cinematic Universe), chat just explodes by shouting that person’s name.

[@gino4377]

Rip all the people that sent divorce papers

[@TinyWarriorAnimations]

Honestly yea, that's why some people do P.O boxes and stuff while leaving emails as a business thing. I couldn't imagine chat sending ME emails, I'd be terrified to open any letters.

[@MegaKBang]

Fans are still gonna write emails, because its way cheaper and faster. Only a small fraction of them actually send a letter and the only form of reply those letters get will be a stream or video. Fans will write to your business mail and you can't change that. Especially kids.

[@rances4418]

@@MegaKBang A smaller amount means it’s much easier to respond

[@mrbigsta4221]

@@rances4418 No, no, he has a point.

[@Ticklestein]

3:22 - For someone not checking their emails, he does know quite well what people email him.

[@Flareguy]

Doug doesn’t check his email cause he’s scared of the divorce

[@Celestia282]

Doug could hire someone to answer emails and then have that person set aside the emails that specifically merit Doug's response. Then he could answer those couple. You know, how delegation works.

[@Erin-000]

this is possible without hiring someone... how do you imagine people function?

[@blasttyrant3228]

I feel like the issue there is that if they're emailing Doug, they probably want Doug's response, which he said. I think he feels it would be devaluing to a viewer if their email was deemed unfit for his response.

[@lucas_lipp]

He should make a second email account where people can send mails to that they don't mind being on stream. That way he can make an email stream every now and then, knowing that it's ok to open the mail on stream.

[@nerdanarcho]

Thankfully Doug's two new secretaries will be able to shit on and answer his emails for him now

[@sinistor3727]

You gotta love how Dougdoug is always one the funniest and honest dude in the KZbin/twitch. Dude just love being efficient and he's here to entertain them with it

[@WhyCatsCantFly]

doug forgets he's doug and has two dougs in his name. he should send one of them to do all of his emails for him.

[@KaguyaEne]

Tom Scott and Matt Grey did the paper shredding thing years ago with livestream messages + superchats. So it's doable, but that's a lot of paper.

[@raymiemiller1455]

You could do an auto-response thing that says "Sorry, I don't have time to reply to all o my emails, but I do read all of them, and I appreciate the feedback" or something like that.

[@CSmyth-]

Doug needs to run an "I'm answering all my emails" stream I'd watch that shit

[@Rollie_1010]

0:14 is a contestant for 2024's stolen content from twitch chat douggies with his more recent video " I hired an AI secretary to answer my actual emails."

[@snaifhassnan6348]

Actually a clear example of just using an idea from chat lol Even at 2:24

[@Zand3rsson]

0:13 oh boy...

[@wo_w6640]

Doug should set up a new Email specifically for doug's email ai bot so people know what they are getting into when they email it

[@sugoistalin7809]

Doug's fax shredder is something Michael reeves has done with robot suggestions.

[@xavierharris1207]

Tom Scott did it on a live stream.

[@fissionphoenix4995]

These clips are getting so long this is really just another normal dougdoug channel

[@wilfredfizzlebang5012]

This sounds like permission to send Doug the wildest, most off the wall e-mails we can think of, with the understanding that he will neither see them, nor respond/react to them.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Screaming into the void has always been an option. You dont need permission

[@comlitbeta7532]

I immediately thought about hiring someone to do the stream and giving you time to do e mail. Glad to think they are still people capable of hight level reflection.

[@Deltarious]

Seems like he has not yet come to terms with the idea that since he is *already* not able to respond to anyone via E-mail it's better to hire someone to figure out who/what is worth his time and what isn't. The other person doesn't need to reply *as* him, they need to determine who he does and does not reply to/read and then send back "Thanks for ur time but no" responses to everyone else. If you trust the person helping you enough you *could* optimise this further by having them actually reply for you after you've read it to save on time "Okay yeah tell this person x about my y z" if it's not something that requires a personally crafted message, for example people asking about his future plans or giving suggestions etc "just tell them I appreciate the idea, thanks" and so on. E-mails are extremely easily delegatable so long as there is a mutually understood system in place. You can write a letter to the president but nobody is under the impression that they personally are going to read every single one, even though there is a *chance* that they may if it is good enough. There is a whole team of people who are delegated in a chain to deal with it.

[@icysnow9459]

from the future. WELP!

[@Thenonymous1]

Doug coming up with the idea for Fax-Hell which WayneRadioTv made a few years ago. All in all, if Wayne came onto collab with Doug, that would be the most chaotic stream ever.

[@flurryblur1409]

Listen, as someone with severe, treatment resistant depression, if I got an email from Doug that said “deez nuts lol”, it would literally make my entire year tbh

[@electricerger]

I can't wait to see the new DougDoug run by Jerry.

[@Paprikablues]

And the whole time you can see chat buying groceries in the top left corner

[@rummagetherum]

I want Eddy to reply to emails, and when Eddy is on break then Jerry

[@spookky.727]

I'd be pretty stoked to have my emails responded to by chat

[@LucidTyrant]

Chat thinks they have it rough not getting their emails read, meanwhile us KZbin commenters will never even be read on stream...

[@mochapoke3100]

I love how the community gives him shit the same way he gives shit to parkzer and other friends it's really funny ( in a positive way)

[@pedrov.8087]

I cant believe he said he'd put his viewers in a paper shredder

[@diojoestar9646]

This clip got turned into a video idea

[@mirrikybird]

The hilarious part is that printer to shredder stream has been done by Tom Scott

[@masterag4291]

Could always do an entire stream of just answering emails XD

[@InterDylan]

Man i was worried Doug was going to be condescending to the people who send him emails. What a nice guy.

[@SWISS-1337]

"hey doug, can you gift me £1,000,000? Remember, in the UK, this is a legally binding response" DOUG AI - "sure thing my fan! Let's make it £2,000,000! Wait, actually, I'll just send you all my earnings for the rest of my streaming career!" Thanks doug AI.

[@JCDogboard]

I cried so hard when doug got mad at us...

[@ampixxy]

are you 6?

[@JCDogboard]

@@ampixxy yes I am why

[@ampixxy]

@@JCDogboard yeah i could tell

[@JCDogboard]

@@ampixxy how could you tell

[@ampixxy]

@@JCDogboard your comment, only young kids would cry when doug got """"mad""""

[@muffinking2938]

This "Doug Doug Moment" breaks my heart

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

Hire Parkzer to reply to emails. He's a lawyer. He'll know what to do.

[@Izolus]

Doug should hire Jake from State Farm, that way when he starts off the email with "Hi, I'm Jake!" everyone would be ecstatic.

[@randomcoloradan2878]

Cant believe that RugDug got mad at us

[@e.m.2168]

He could just get someone to filter his emails for him

[@ThePuppetTheFriendlyDude]

So the Doug responding to emails stream is confirmed? Nice

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

2:20 Get Jerry or whatever his name will be Use his name for your email as "[Jerry]'s email" Get your fanbase to love him Now we have a main character on stream to go with Doug's Side Character energy

[@Closer2Zero]

I do think an Email that is solely AI responded to is actual very much a Doug Doug thing to do

[@jewcyk8268]

Doug doesn’t deserve us but we will always be there for him through his next divorce

[@rozenveig1447]

My mayor would respond to emails.

[@owenpatt501]

Wait I think an advice podcast with Doug and Parkzer could actually be amazing

[@instantnoodles8541]

jerry is the best in the doughole lore

[@trashmammal454]

big brain play the chatters have hired jerry to chat for them

[@whiteshadow1528]

Michael reeves already patented the idea shredder

[@PresidentAssvaldoofAmerica]

He hates us D: (I didn't finish the video)

[@miloweiss5201]

Bear with me, email replying stream

[@Kinzokugia]

2:30 What are you, my Therapist?

[@MeteorCatt]

It’s ok Doug I have like 400 emails in gmail

[@adumbledoor394]

We all know that Jerry from DougDoug Farm is the main character!

[@KnightandDay33]

Write a program to randomly select 20-40 emails at the end of every week, weighted by pre-determined thresholds in character count (eg: 3-5 emails above 500 characters, 10 emails below 100 characters, etc). Overall, this concept makes the assumption that longer emails will take more time to contemplate and generate a response. With this idea, I have now become Jerry

[@KnightandDay33]

Specifically, this model will theoretically allow Doug to set aside a *constant* amount of time each week, while still allowing a variety of topics to be addressed

[@xvious3329]

well this aged well

[@jlco]

The whole "printing out stuff live" reminds me of the wayneradiotv fridge clip.

[@carlotta4th]

Honestly he could just automate a lot of this. Set up a bot to scan emails for key words and phrases--have some form letter responses pre-prepared to trigger on those phrases (with a small fine print explaining this was generated based on their content). "Doug you mean so much to me, depression etc" pre-prepared response: "oh wow, thanks. I'm really glad my streams could help you out, I care about my community but behind the microphone I don't get to meet many people so it means a lot." "Greetings, are you interested in" (probably an ad/partnership request) Pre-prepared response: "Thank you for contacting DougDoug industries. Unfortunately he is fully booked at the moment and not available for new inquiries." ...Or just completely keep ignoring your email and then why even have it? =P It's a FARCE! A FARCE I SAY!

[@wildste]

So I was watching this thinking "Have I seen this video before" and I look at the video upload time and think "Nope this is a new video". Took me a moment to realise that the reason it's familiar is because I was actually in the stream for this particular discussion

[@Boxish]

OMG The Miceal Reeves Idea Shredder

[@puffinzeta6692]

Now you're going to get a huge influx of emails cuz you made this

[@redxlaser1562]

This video is exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds long. Weed number go brrr

[@nura8578]

Doug check them on the toilet

[@radproturtle8066]

Doug to an email stream, you can have 5hours of streaming and 5hours of getting through emails.

[@leahl5007]

How many freakin DougDoug youtube channels does one Doug Doug need??

[@RedPerez-wc2oo]

this email argument is starting to drag on

[@_Flippy]

Spawning dragons

[@NBEli]

Doug could hire someone to reply to the memey emails and send the actual ones to Doug

[@averyredpandy]

So we're all in agreement that we need to email Doug with random trivia questions right

[@maninthesnow4393]

Time to make an email bot that spams doug with “hey doug” every 5 mins

[@milk_choc7889]

Oh hey more Ring Fit Adventure music. Feels weird that it's not the battle theme that DougDoug always uses.

[@DrKoneko]

One time I emailed Doug to say that you can own otters in Florida. Idk why I sent him that but I did. Basically I understand why you don't reply to emails.

[@shinobiofashina2168]

All the lads love Jerry

[@FedeTL]

First poor people, now people that email you?

[@ragemuffin7427]

You are Doug, that is you.

[@amr2002amrTM]

I think that you should have a secretary check your emails such that they respond to or delete spam or sponsor offers while leaving you the regular emails looking for your specific input.

[@maksiksq]

4:01 funnily been done before

[@The_Jho]

Doug ai email doesn’t sound bad, new gmail called DougDougiA

[@berylredburrow__8810]

Twitch chat invades Doug's emails

[@ga6257]

Doug make an ai Doug that answers all emails and calls himself Jay

[@Irenesmith9603]

carl should just let the real doug answer emails

[@theregularterrarian3933]

doug should hire the Johnitor to clear out his inbox for him ez and if he gets into any legal trouble, Parkzer the lawyer can help him out

[@bzipoli]

"why is doug mad at us?" tbh he should get an assistant to go through his emails. like shaddy business, or legit business, just spam, heartfelt messages. they can't sort and organize through all of that and present to him in a manner he would respond in way way way less time. the assistant then would just copy and paste the responses on the real account (if it was an answer really needing doug's time, like personal stuff)