Why Drew Wants to Marry Pili and Ignore Quality Italian

hiiii! hey so the camera quality of our show just got a new upgradeeeeee :) check out the KZbin version to see it live and in action!
ok so for this week we concluded our Kiss Marry Ignore series on y'all's choices and it was definitely a LOT. in this episode we talked about how skid marks are ALWAYS going to be ignored, we learned more about Drew's disdain for Capricorns, and Deison briefly talks about her new white boy of the month (it's Tom Blyth lmao) all in all, it was a good time!!
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[@abkj1904]

I just turned 30 and I feel more alive. Also 30 will be the year I bring my rainbow baby into the world! Can’t wait to introduce my daughter to Auntie Deison & Auntie Drew! 🥰

[@gissarteaga7232]

None of my friends understand why I'm not "scared" and actually excited for my 30's, but I'm sure I'm going to thriving and comments like this are reassuring. So so so happy for you and your 🌈 baby🥹 Ps: the auntie Deison and auntie Drew part melteeed my heart.

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg congratulations!! 🩷🩷🩷

[@Fridax93]

I just turned 30 and I’m more Queer and unhinged than ever before. Reclaiming my 30s for joy and choosing myself 🎉 Happy 30th to our Sagittarius queen ❤️ Love ya Drew and Deison!

[@lostinmusic941]

Jenna Marbles is actually an Aries moon! So her & Julian have sun-moon synastry which is so cute & connected. They did their birth charts together on the podcast once. Also loving this positive 30s talk, I’m 6 mo away and I’m ready to leave my 20s behind😅

[@mattythighs9909]

It’s always comforting hearing talk about how shitty the 20s are because I definitely feel shitty but as a result of coming into my own, doing the work is hard but getting the time to do it is a privilege like y’all say

[@laurengrulke5665]

LOVING Deison's dark hair! Always a gorgeous queen.

[@TheeJosephRich]

I would 100000% watch Drew drinking wine and cooking just saying you could tap a whole new market on KZbin 👀

[@paulah4149]

The contrast for sure looks better. Congrats on the pup Deison!! Take all the time needed to train!! ❤🎉

[@biiitzel]

Time to finally crack up for the week 😏👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@shawntaedaisy9420]

I’m a freshman in college and I CANT WAIT TO BE 30!!!!!!! So excited I just turn 19 Ana in getting mentally prepared for what my 20s bring me

[@xxoldmagicxx]

Just remember it’s an up and down journey and like you, people are trying to figure out themselves and wtf is wrong with themselves lmao

[@xxoldmagicxx]

And unless someone is going out of their way to be a dïckhead, it’s probably a misunderstanding that can be talked through 🖤 (something I had to learn a lot)

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg hope you’re having a fun freshmen year! luv u

[@marmalade333]

the new camera quality is CRAZY, i listen to the pod while doing my makeup for the day and i kept looking back down to the screen because you’re both so beautiful and now we have that extra HD view

[@kaycem]

don't pressure yourself into the tradwife nonsense, drew. if you're not feeling it, don't do it!

[@ameliagordon9979]

Ignoring Jane Fonda is crazy!!!! Y’all gotta watch grace and Frankie I feel like you’d love it

[@tanyanunez466]

A sassy man wants to be wined and dined. You have to chase HIM, before he commits. Cook him dinner, buy him gifts, give him rides, pay his rent, and not even be in a relationship, yet. They’re men but they want to be treated like women in relationships 💀

[@michelleespinal4511]

Yessss exactly

[@moryartsy]

Turned 31 recently and also getting a puppy this December! My 30’s so far have been the best years of my entire life. Welcome!

[@karizmorgue]

ooooh that camera is sharp omg.. the empire is growing..

[@twoidiotgirls]

one day at a time 🫡

[@sarahhudson7108]

DEISON HAS A PUPPY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE MAN THE STATIONS! Edit: Jane Fonda is the actress that gets arrested for protesting all the time. Immediately marry

[@elizabethbrown8664]

Haha my thoughts exactly about Jane Fonda!

[@dannie9096]

The advice about turning 30 makes me feel so much better, I absolutely dread getting older and I’m just realizing how young I actually am how much time I have and I don’t need to rush

[@jakethesnake95]

i would love to see sarah schauer and kendahl landreth as guests (or for y'all to be guests on the bcc club)! that would be so iconic tbh

[@bbreo7611]

The camera looks so GOOD

[@sarahw8440]

Literally crying laughing 😭 thank you for making every Tuesday a great one 💕

[@rileyn18363]

As a triple Virgo, I also haaate cooking and my Aries friends keep me from being boring 😂

[@jujuangelei]

yall did my hunger games submission LMFAOOO and as another fellow lesbian, deison i knew i could count on u to choose right friend

[@skyyy7088]

47:36 “as is?!” made me spit my drink out 🤣🤣🤣

[@tameekataylor8613]

I have never been this early in my life. I love you both. You make me laugh and cry (of laughter) everyday on all platforms. Please don’t ever stop spreading love ❤

[@KZesty]

Deison's dog is sooo cute, thank you for sharing photos on the screen 🥰

[@jennah6092]

Drew I’m gonna need you to scream the part abt Capricorns louder for the ppl In the back BC YOU ARE SPEAKING FACTS

[@user-xj8nr4hl1f]

ugh i can not wait for you guys to see next goal wins... it was a 10/10 movie for me and my family and we ugly laughed so many times. also jaiyah was represented so well and i almost cried.

[@karinaxo3442]

best part of my tuesdays. Ily both

[@alainaodonnell1625]

I'm a aries sun and virgo moon and i loved the talk about Jenna cooking LOL it was great love u both

[@taylordawn4202]

Can confirm my Virgo husband runs behind me and cleans as I'm cooking. I like cooking but standing there makes my feet hurt and then I'm over it 😅

[@maggyny253]

My pitbull that I adopted two years ago, began to show signs of epilepsy. Long story short I’ve had to take her to the emergency room several times and everybody there knows her after the past six months and they always draw a little heart on her to go bag 😭😭💕 there was one time I went to go pick her up after an all night stay and she was so excited to see me that she raised her blood pressure and blood like shot through her IV spot on her arm and got all over thee waiting room 🫠🫠

[@omppukoivu8025]

The quality is great!!

[@Ladymorpheus]

I have so much in common with both of you, I feel so fucking seen when I listen to this podcast. Thank you for existing, D&D 💕 I wrote this before you guys even started talking about your Leo friend. I am a Leo sun, Cap moon and Gemini rising 😂 HBD and all the things to Deison! I just turned 30 on July 31st and want nothing to do with my 20’s. It blows my mind that we are the working class, literal adults. I am a mail carrier and deliver to a few old friends at the houses they own and it’s just 🫢 We’re killing it. Also, dogs provide a whole nother type of relationship that is different from cats and I’m so happy that you have that now. I will always need at least one cat in my life and probably 1+ dog.

[@loriliepope4576]

Literally tell me im wrong if i am…. But a “sassy man”…. Schmitt

[@murkidplays]

the way that i watched jackie literally for close to 7 years now and creators i watch now are talking about her helps me know i was on the right path all along

[@n8ivesenorita]

the fact that y’all loved prayag makes me so happy.

[@syydds]

Ty for my lash appointment fuel!! Wooooo🎉🎧

[@twoidiotgirls]

truly the highest compliment !

[@theyoshow]

Congrats on the Doxie puppy! I have 2 boys and they're the best ❤ but they can be stubborn & naughty 😂

[@callieanne3090]

FIRST AHHHHH I LOVE YALL

[@Nailedby._.Kirstenn]

YOU JUST LIKE ME FR. Those sparkling ice drinks have me in a chokeholddddd!

[@amarylizfigueroa9649]

As a Capricorn sun you read me to FILTH 😂

[@Christopher-ij5zr]

I’m in my last month of my 20s. Shout out to us turning 30! 🎉

[@twoidiotgirls]

🥳!!!

[@marshmallowk]

As an Aries 20:12 I can agree with Jackie 😂 I don’t always get along w/female Virgos

[@TheVampirechick24]

Omg I have a Weiner dog too his name is Bruno. He will be 2 in June

[@sophiaaaaaa2860]

As a Capricorn rising, yes.

[@jacibirchfield9401]

Yall are looking good 😅👀👀

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

50:34 WAS THIS A PARAMORE REFERENCE!? 😱

[@zulmahernandez4111]

I also always say/think I’m not scared of dying. And apparently it’s really healthy to fear dying. So idk if something is wrong with me 😭

[@mechaelalapuaho226]

Oh yea, I'm totally up for this😂😎

[@maggyny253]

Deisoooon you should watch Dirty 30 with Grace Helbig, Mamrie Heart and Hannah Heart it’s truly a masterpiece

[@shelbyann5672]

Lmao I feel like falling asleep is a Virgo thing. I always would fall asleep at college parties like I told yall I was ready to go! Now that I host I go to bed and tell people someone lock the door behind them I need SLEEEP!!!

[@SupJenni]

My understanding of the sassy man apocalypse is a straight man who expects princess treatment from their partner. Like a “why would I buy my gf flowers she’s never bought me flowers” typa guy. It’s derogatory in my opinion

[@oli5585]

do yall remember that one 1D interview where liam payne LITERALLY admitted to having poopy undies????? i think about it all the time it makes me sick

[@kayreece96]

FAME MONSTER fav album and also know the choreo! Paws up 🐾

[@lishalibra-6482]

The way y’all talk about Jenna marbles in like every episode lol

[@lishalibra-6482]

Fun fact my first tattoo I got “fearless” on my shoulder cause obvi 😂

[@xxkpxxx]

in the philippines those buses are called jeepney’s!

[@iiz420]

Drew’s opinion of caps is soooo real I had a TEN YEAR friendship with a Capricorn who cut me off, permanently, because I “went too long without asking her how she was doing”

[@jess-fg4vo]

My dog is the complete opposite of squid, he does not like other dogs he literally hides as he is side eyeing them atleast if they are in the house But of course when I’m walking him and he hears or smells a dog he starts going beserk running and barking

[@ResidentialYenta]

As a Capricorn, we're one of the most hated signs in the zodiac, Drew. We are not beloved. Lol

[@mckennachang]

46:44 this is the full context for Drew 😂 I’m talking THE Damon Salvatore and everything that comes with him lmaooo the good and the bad

[@theseendlessrhymes]

Hope you guys have a full reservation dogs talk now that the strike is over, love ya 💖

[@kay5910]

I think I notice a slight difference in camera quality. No zits that I can see 😂

[@Sylvahnaa]

I agree with Drew in the cooking dilemma! I wanna be the cooking girly so bad!

[@t.ron314]

It’s funny you say that about Leo’s because I’m a Leo and my two best friends are virgos

[@coleheffernan5799]

As a Taurus with a Capricorn moon, I've never felt more confident lmao

[@TheReal0re0McFlurr]

30, flirty and thriving

[@xxoldmagicxx]

I hate cooking because even if I’m hungry by the time I’m finished cooking I’m so sick of looking at the food that. I. Won’t. Eat. It. And give it to my mom or put it in the fridge 😂💀😂💀 Also I would like to state that I do not have an ED, BUT I am not the biggest fan of “food”. Like I eat to survive, to take pills (how I keep up with what I’ve eaten that day 😂 #chronicillnessqueen) and to feed whatever craving I have at the time. But I don’t naturally have the biggest appetite, it’s genetic from my dad’s side of the family lmao it drives my poor mom (who grew up surrounded by homemade foods) CRAZY. Pray for my poor mom, she puts up with so much from us lmao

[@samanthapadgett2594]

As someone who is married to a Nick, Drew you would not be able to handle it 😂

[@daniellelightly2815]

IE girl here ❤ riverside

[@jelisawiltse4198]

OK production!

[@reginaperez9397]

Yes Capricorn scare me! They show there true colors after awhile

[@gabbyc4145]

IE girl here!

[@myriamtouil3347]

Thank you for the 30s / getting older speech ❤❤❤❤and jane fonda ISALSO A BIG BIG ACTIVIST ABOUT WOMEN RIGHT THROUGHT HER CAREER , I AM SO SAD YOU DIDN'T KNOW 😢😢😢😢😅

[@brantesaurus]

I don’t listen to Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, or Lady Gaga. Not too fond of the genre. But I’ll give your favorite albums a listen. Might learn something or reach enlightenment. Lol. Love you guys

[@heythereitsme]

Me (capricorn sun) who has cut so many friends for various reasons😅

[@lilly.outson8026]

Don't know Jane Fonda?!?!! Giiiiiirl!!! She IS the moment. Now common y'all 😂😂😂

[@Mentallymuzz]

I’m a Scorpio and my ex of a year and a half was a Capricorn not only did he breakup with me on New Year’s Day but he kicked me out the same night and then blocked me on everything and deleted all our posts after a year and a half of dating and living together. My new boyfriend of 8 months is also a Capricorn so wish me luck 😭 (side note I just attract Capricorns and idk why I’m a Scorpio sun scorpio moon and Sagittarius rising)

[@Marvelous.Cthulhu]

A sassy man is SCHMITT!!!!!

[@simplinati]

Bless the person in the stock photo who will forever be referred by the ACU as "Stinky Ass"

[@alexdeleon9394]

💀 at the IE comments. I went to high school in San Bernardino and I swear it changed me for the best and the worst.

[@doudoumthembu7277]

Guys, come on!!! Why are you attaching me. I'm just a humble capricorn trying to live my best

[@LisaVardav]

Jenna its a taurus

[@revek8222]

IE is lowkey the best

[@autumnm9394]

Lmaoo i think a good explanation for a sassy man is like a straight man who exhibits traits that are for the gworlssss and is being deadass serious

[@autumnm9394]

And millennials getting their hands on genz memes/jokes and ruining them by just completely misinterpreting them should be criminal

[@CrackdbutNeverBroken]

Not Deison being a poop hound 💀💀

[@kelsey5093]

Is quality Italian a restaurant??? I thought we were just talking about good italian food in general

[@Bellalugosi]

The “sassy man” thing is all used wrong and it pisses me offffff😭 it’s from books(written by women) and it’s got nothing to do with acting gay!

[@shawntaedaisy9420]

😇

[@katel9038]

anything other than marrying winston is just absurd

[@kaylaarianna5392]

i never thought i’d see the day where deison picks stinky ass 😭

[@adeyemirobinson4093]

*me coming to defend speechless “no one cares about it…. Unless… you’re gay” *deletes comment

[@noemidlt09090]

12:33 omg girl there is no creating distance w wiener dogs. They are clingy by nature. It’s so sweet but also kinda annoying. The first few months w my wiener I would have to tie a a hoodie to my chest like a baby carrier and carry him while I was doing stuff bc he was so clingy.

[@xxoldmagicxx]

……personally victimized by the Tony Stark slander 😭

[@squidley4]

I’ve never felt more seen than drew talking about being a bitch who WANTS to love cooking but hates it lmaooooo

[@abbmaui]

Deison mentioned shitsngigz podcast, but you guys know they openly said periods are disgusting?

[@clownsnoopy]

love the IE representation 💀 but also get me tf outta here

[@NiViBee]

Idk who started the sassy man thing, but I have seen Millennials and Gen X talking about it is a homophobic way. A lot of gen z have pushed away from this stupid gender roles in relationship so my brain couldn't imagine us starting up, but I'm just on the other side of gen z content.

[@jordobabie97]

dude it sucks so bad that im a bitch who loves to eat and look cute but I HATE COOKING AND DECIDED WTF TO EAT 😭😭 just give me good food pls & thnx

[@sabaq140]

you guys should boycott starbucks #freepalestine