Why Michael Olise is a JOKE.

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James Allcott content focuses on Premier League, Champions League, EFL Championship talking about Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City, Tottenham, Barcelona, England, Chelsea, Jurgen Klopp, Erik Ten Hag, Mikel Arteta, transfer news, tactical analysis and much more. James has made content with Mark Goldbridge from the United Stand, Rory Jennings, Ben Foster, Spencer FC, The Club, Thogden, JaackMaate, ESPN and many more.
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[@JamesLawrenceAllcott]

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[@miniman2132]

The problem with being an Arsenal fan is Arteta has insulated us with so many indestructible players that I’m allergic to any suggestion that a player might be prone to injury. Olise’s hamstrings have looked a bit suspect this season.

[@DeadInsideDave]

talk about the utd game or u remain irrelevant

[@TheDevilishFiend]

Googles translation of this is rubbish. I don't think we have to worry about ai and Google going Skynet on us just yet.

[@bertiemunn129]

this aged spectacularly

[@amerzein1553]

its been 18 hours my guy

[@Lkkdjs]

@@amerzein1553it was uploaded before olise spanked United though that’s his point

[@travislevison6074]

Huge credit to you James, not just for the quality of video, but for managing to make a whole video about a Crystal Palace player without letting your love for Eze overpower.

[@oliverdorman215]

This video has instantly aged perfectly 😂 Olise is an absolute beast, I pray he rejects the french alliegance he assured and switches to England

[@Rando.2xx]

would be really tuff getting into the squad

[@joepublicnpc8998]

​@@Rando.2xx Olise>Fukayo Faka

[@MMXKHXCP]

@@joepublicnpc8998 Palmer is better

[@joepublicnpc8998]

@@MMXKHXCP Palmer is really a 10 like Foden. That's where he has shined the most playing for Chelsea playing through the middle with Madueke playing on the right wing. Olise is more of a natural winger because of his explosive pace and athleticism.

[@arvin9425]

​​@@joepublicnpc8998olise really hasn't done enough to displace saka (assuming he switched to England)

[@BunkJunkinsJR]

my mum scouted this lad when she was a teacher assistant at the school he and i both attended. she saw hundreds of kids go through the primary school system but she said he was special - and she was right! Christian Saydee at Portsmouth was in Olise’s class. happy to report our school won every football competition that year! Amazingly, my mum also said that Richard Olise was better than his big brother!

[@ellis2394]

did you talk to him much? What was he like academically? edit: oh it was at primary school nvm 🌚

[@BunkJunkinsJR]

@@ellis2394 i have definitely met him - since he knew my mum as a teaching assistant. he was nice, and needed a *little* extra support with his attitude at school. his post-match interviews are very true to who he is! but yeah, primary school, and a few years younger than me so.. my memory of him is fleeting!

[@JeanjacqueMatolano-wo6mg]

Who is here after the masterclass performance from olise

[@chocolatesquare1000]

Well this has just aged perfectly...

[@fantomz6738]

Olise is not injury prone he was just mismanaged by Hodgson.

[@adambassuni6084]

hes been out for a year m8

[@Ilovefreepizza]

Man predicted the future....just scored..😮

[@favourjegede4610]

🔥🔥🔥

[@Nippleless_Cage]

Twice. Against Man United

[@CallumWith2Ls]

The timing😂if they weren’t talking then, they certainly are now Jim! Olise MOTM against United😂

[@EagleEyedFootball]

As a Palace fan. Thank you

[@Winterkingdom1]

Good luck vs United /Liverpool fan

[@Hbellzzz24]

As a palace fan hes already top 2 players that have ever played for us technically hes calmer than zaha but as good a dribbler but creatively hes sublime Hes goimg to the very top and the day we see a full season from him is the day we reaslise he as good as saka

[@Sharturse]

I have always said he has a higher ceiling than Saka

[@OgbetaEloghosaDavid]

Better than Saka

[@athreyathandeswaran7510]

Wayyy better than Saka A greater creator than KDB. More variety, more innovative, better combination play, better dribbler, more technical security, better set piece delivery. Much much higher ceiling than KDB.

[@bna919]

​@@athreyathandeswaran7510Excuse me?

[@athreyathandeswaran7510]

@@bna919 yep. You read it right. I believe every word I've typed.

[@jwills40]

As a Reading fan it still pains me how little we sold him for however we do have a juicy sell on clause so that will drive the price up

[@olliejenkins5148]

Have him in my FPL, looking forward to the match against United tonight😅

[@Froge0]

I've had him thru every available patch he's been there for, he's dope

[@Thatsnotmyhandle]

Aged beautifully

[@Jumka]

Thank you James, I won the England shirt on twitter and used that opportunity to ask for this video. So once again thank you!!!

[@JoshPhilp]

What a time to release this video!

[@TheDevilishFiend]

Two things. 1) Wish the broadcasters or whoever would allow the use of footage from creators in their videos. I really enjoy and appreciate your content, and it would be so nice to see footage instead of screen shots, as I don 't get chance to watch too much football. 2) IT's surely a mouth noise, and not a sound effect. Anyway, keep the quality content and mouth noises coming sir. Thank you.

[@JoynsonRolls]

10/10 To the Tactics Boooooard Jim, love that it’s back! Never stop being you

[@JR-sj1jz]

The problem with Olise and the other talented left wide player, Neto, is their injury records and the types of injuries. It's very hard to ignore them when doing player evaluation. Especially if you are, let's say Liverpool, and you are already dealing with Jota's regular absences. Can you really afford to take a risk on any of the two guys with dodgy hamstrings? Especially if you are an aggressive pressing team?

[@Animalistic9]

We love him at Palace, we want to keep him but we know it's wishful thinking! Whoever puts the money up will have one special player, not just in ability but attitude too! 🦅

[@gad1715]

Him on Arsenal's frontline, just the thought of it gives me chills 🥶🥶

[@grovegreen123]

Wow spot on! banged in two

[@chrisnicholson5032]

I'd love him at Liverpool. With his injury record, I feel like he and Harvey Elliott would balance really nicely, so that there wouldn't be too much of a drop off in terms of style and quality. With Salah possibly on the move, someone with Olise's quality would really soften that blow.

[@eagle.insight]

Not injury prone Roy Hodgson mismanaged him

[@chrisnicholson5032]

@cheickdoucoure597 that's good to know. I think that supports my point though that having Harvey Elliott to balance time will help him manage himself better

[@DiffKnock]

AHEAD. OF. THE. CURVE.

[@italovictor5117]

i come from the future yes he truly is that good omg

[@andrebergerus2787]

If he goes to Arsenal as the saka competion arsenal will look terrifying

[@connormoody9614]

anyone know what technology/software James is using???

[@danielmulhern6085]

Finally somebody’s talking about him, he’s amazing. Going to the top. One of the best attacking players in the prem already

[@GBFC]

Well the stocks of this video just went up dramatically…

[@JamesLawrenceAllcott]

😂😂😂🤝 when you’re next in London pal, come have a chat on The Ripple Effect with me 👊🏼👊🏼

[@MrHastygamer]

He is fantastic, bit worrying about his recent injuries though.

[@eugenex18]

only question that i have is, like zaha for palace, he was fantastic but when he moved to a "bigger" team, he doesnt get that much freedom when he plays for palace. do you think he will thrive in a bigger team? i personally think hes great and would actually want to see him to do well😊

[@Penguinsniffer37]

Been saying this. Think he’d be a great Salah replacement for Liverpool.

[@Kjr30]

best player outside top 6

[@bigconnor42]

Video is ageing incredibly already

[@PhilBoggild]

If KZbin football coverage is a ranch, JLA stands alone as a colossal horse, stamping his hooves and rippling with thick dense muscle. The donkeys lower their heads in fear and respect, frozen, when The Horse King comes to graze.

[@ArnyBoy]

James Lawrence Allknowing

[@fromthecrowdph]

jimbo you should be a tactician for a club someday or be a coach?! 🎉 great analysis as always

[@isheijr2015]

As a Chelsea fan i was gutted when he didnt come last season. Thing is i dunno, is he not injury prone cos ive just recently found out he missed the majority of last season and some of this season too. but i just like him as a player and as a person. At this stage really idc where he goes . if he was a full time left winger id totally be praying that he comes to Chelsea but if he comes to us, he's gonna get played down the right which isnt really his fav position im guessing

[@scribbledcheddar245]

Proving this vid true tonight!

[@jaejae5625]

The timing of this is crazy

[@skinnii3dart844]

As a Palace fan, I'd just like to say this video is rubbish. Olise is terrible. No other club should even consider buying him. Go away. Nothing to see here. Really. Honestly. Please don't think of buying him. Seriously. I think he will leave in the summer and I hope he doesn't end up at the Theatre of Ruined Dreams. Personally, I'd like to see him go to the continent. He's a French U21 international and I think PSG would be a good fit for him.

[@ribspice1238]

He’d be such a class signing for Newcastle! Wouldn’t want to see him rot away at Man U or Chelsea 😂

[@fillipe4700]

I like this fella

[@hotsince0550]

Just wanna say thanks for the content james and thanks for not being fake and scripted like alot of other youtubers , your naturalness is what makes you great

[@CallumStephens2705]

Availability is the best form of ability

[@user-it7lw3oi9q]

Ah, yes - love hearing James waxing lyrical about Olise's U21 complete package.

[@edluacoles]

Really hoping Newcastle managed to somehow get him in. Would be incredible in our team

[@street.football_basics]

I've been begging the tv screen for arsenal to sign this kid for 3 years now, i wish we had just last year, imagine this kid as a saka rotation

[@joepublicnpc8998]

Southgate needs to hurry up and convince Olise to play for England... he's more dangerous than Saka, imo. Southgate already lost Musiala to Germany for having his head stuck up his as for too long... he can't afford to lose Olise.

[@kurtsamuels3817]

He just destroyed my club 😭

[@MrAndinho1]

He was at Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City and they all let him go. Liverpool is the home he needs!

[@samuelconway8961]

Nobody talks about him because he's constantly injured lmao, talent is undoubtedly there.

[@danielmulhern6085]

That’s a hodgson problem not an Olise problem. All our players got injured under Roy because he mishandled player fitness. He was always fit under vieira and likely will be under Glasner

[@ezedinhothethird]

Thank you James, that aged perfectly 😂

[@someasiandude8645]

as a utd fan i love Olise's playstyle. very inentional n good decisionmaking. im also sure Hojlund is gna greatly appreciate a winger that ACTUALLY passes the damn ball n i think the both of em can rly produce some good numbers once the gears start rotating. only concern i have is his injury issue. i understand that from retrospect it's been pretty clean but i dont think we can just write off this season, especially from a Utd pov. if he does turn out to be a player genuinely prone to injury then it's gna be an absolute nightmare considering our medical staff. its gna be a recipe for disaster. if we want him then our medical staff has gotta quit screwing about n actually start bein a little more srs.

[@bna919]

You will ruin him.

[@jakebraz3265]

U know he'd a utd fan

[@ArnyBoy]

Prophetic

[@jrgaminghd9253]

He’s genuinely magic, Mahrez regen

[@Hbellzzz24]

Utd should sell rashford and sell bruno and get ebs and olise I hate to think it but its true

[@stevendebruijn576]

Sell your number one playmaker who's never injured? 😂

[@Hbellzzz24]

@stevendebruijn576 my number one playmaker I'm a crystal palace fan mate but eze and olise would but up as good numbers

[@stevendebruijn576]

@@Hbellzzz24 My point is you don't improve a squad by selling the best player. Man Utd could use Olise on the right wing, but they have more pressing concerns. Because Olise isn't going to help their defense and defensive midfield. Also why move to a team you've just beaten 4-0 lol. He should look to play UCL next season.

[@ibbyz999]

I think he's class, but i love Eze. The guy can play cm, lw, rw and as a no 10... And be class in every position. How many players can do that? I'd love him and Olise at Liverpool. Not gona happen but you can dream... And for me Eze not only goes to the Euros, he starts. I don't care where but he needs to play.

[@garrettwicks2824]

Bro has foresight

[@dwtd1234]

I’d love to see him in a Newcastle shirt

[@TonyTynebridge]

Gordon and Palmer must be on the plane

[@NorthLondonForeverCOYG]

The question is who will they replace. Gordon cannot replace Foden on the Left Wing. Palmer cannot replace Saka and Bellingham (2 of the first players on the team sheet) in the Right Wing and CAM position respectively.

[@oscr6771]

@@NorthLondonForeverCOYG it's a 26 man squad, they don't need to be in the starting XI to be there

[@user-zc2sz1os3j]

Gordon is overrated; Palmer is just too good for Southgate's football IQ. Olise should come play for Nigeria.

[@fishingrodz3216]

​@user-zc2sz1os3j Gordon is over rated? 26 goal contributions this season if you include penalties won. You know fuck all

[@TonyTynebridge]

@@NorthLondonForeverCOYG rice bellingham cm foden saka palmer front 3 with kane up top, gordon on bench with maybe a bowen and watkins too

[@jw1oon]

If he leaves Palace he should go to Newcastle. But I’d hate to see the Olise and Eze partnership end

[@MSPintail]

If he was able to play more than 70 minutes before breaking down for 2+ weeks he'd actually be a useful player in addition to being a decent player.

[@mtho3509]

Imagine Hojlund with a winger who actually passes to him

[@haha2134]

It actually pains me that this guy is just far too good for my club... He is absolutely unbelievable, probably world class. I'd love to live in a dream world where him, Eze and Guehi all stay and we start to have a wonder generation with Glasner at the helm, upping his Frankfurt glory but... He has one of the best left foots in the prem, he can cross, dribble, set pieces, creative passing, long shots... Like there really isn't much he can't do, I don't see how he doesn't go to a top tier club. The only thing I hope is that because he's so unbelievable, more teams fight over him this offseason and don't focus on Eze as well, so we can at least keep one of them for another season, as he is also probably too good to not be at a top 6 team.

[@joshuahabash8572]

This has aged incredibly well

[@DoubleK98]

This JLA guy has been talking about him for a while, check him out

[@QazwerDave]

Replacement for Salah ?!

[@alexkiiru1283]

3:59😂😂😂

[@KyleLawrence7]

Can we get ‘how Manchester United set up under Thomas Tuchel’ 🙏🏽

[@troytheboy1985]

Has a arse fan i would want eza he can be a back up for oda and saka

[@Kitofthearts]

He would take Arsenal attack, up a level

[@ninomiskulin9286]

He is a fantastic footballer, but his injury record is terrible. Man plays 1 game gives 8/10 performance, and then missed 4 games due to injury. Imagine if Liverpool medical team get their hands on this guy, he would retire at 24

[@NorthLondonForeverCOYG]

I fear worse. Chelsea’s, United’s or Newcastle’s medical staff.

[@Kjr30]

hes had one major injury and was rushed back

[@Sameer-vb1sw]

Without injury troubles he could have been a prime target for most top PL teams

[@joeknight6151]

He will be much better without hodgson as his manager. He murdered our players

[@edenholt4394]

Riyad Mahrez? Or is it another player currently in the prem? Edit: was not expecting De Bruyne but I see what you’re getting at. I’d absolutely love to see him at city, we have a decent record when it comes to managing injury prone players.

[@garethgunter4392]

I can confirm as a Reading fan that this title is incorrect, cus i've been raving about him for years

[@gmailalt6928]

Even after he called you a small club ?

[@bill_benjamin]

Is it impossible to get hold of the actual clips? Love your analysis and would be cool to have the footage to go along with it.

[@mrgiraffe1577]

Copyright I'm guessing

[@nitinpatel1039]

He is ideal riyadh mahrez replacement he will choose city over other

[@Larsd69]

This aged well … 😮‍💨

[@blankn1612]

Uh yeah they are. There are 3-4 top teams looking to buy

[@aaront9778]

still no international full cap

[@ahhyukkkk5466]

Very Mahrez-like. Salah understudy pleaseeeee

[@mig.vidales]

Newcastle should sign him. Gordon - Isak - Olise is a trio for a decade.

[@user-zc2sz1os3j]

He should go nowhere near United. They killed Sancho, they'll kill him too.

[@ehsaanahmed3728]

Olise or Neto ?

[@jonw6739]

Shhh.. stop talking about him until the window is closed please.

[@WillchurchSWE]

Rolls Royce of a player but those hamstrings.... buyers beware

[@milesstiddard8807]

Reiss Nelson + £50million good deal on both sides🤷‍♂️

[@retrobebop3437]

Who’s here after Crystal Palace smash Man U

[@aaront9778]

come to LFC

[@TothBen8]

I love Olise I think he is a pretty good player but let's be real if he would be playing for a bigger club with the same injury record everyone would jump on him...

[@zulu3621]

Why the hype, he’s going to be a Newcastle player come August.

[@ET.1506]

If Chelsea get olise it would be just greedy for us we have too many left footed wingers at this club

[@arnoldsekandi5323]

Whos here after 4-0

[@EnriqueBartulac]

Can we give a round of applause to this great Championship team… I mean Premier League team made up of the Championship.

[@oeckstei]

Would palace even sell him for 60 million?

[@Nightsu]

The clickbait thumbnail is criminal.

[@brodymckerchie1723]

liverpool make the call

[@lescorlett4133]

We've been talking about how good Olise is for 2 seasons, where've you been?

[@Animalistic9]

Pundits and youtubers barely acknowledge the existence of Palace! 🤣

[@teemedias1470]

Mohammed salah's replacement for Liverpool while slot can the best out of him next season 🔜⚽