Why Growing Stardew's Easiest Crop Is Its Hardest Speedrun

Growing a parsnip might be the easiest task in Stardew Valley, so why is the speedrun so fast? It's one of the reasons that it is the best Stardew Valley crops!
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[@anna.augustinova]

Seanie in Parsnip %: "I'm happy with fourth place." Also Seanie: *is in fourth place in Hat mouse %*

[@Kasiarzynka]

*it's not about a number, it's about the message.*

[@anna.augustinova]

@@Kasiarzynka Right! :d

[@lily_littleangel]

Worst part is is that it's actually fifth place.

[@spencer4771]

@@Kasiarzynka just off the podium

[@Kasiarzynka]

somebody please tell this man he can press numbers to get to the tool he needs directly, reducing the accidental uses of pickaxe and other tools :) other than that, I never expected enjoying someone play tens of speedruns of planting a freaking parsnip but well, here we are, I watched it whole and I have no regrets :)

[@togaaviation]

He said he has small hands so he cant

[@cor_alai]

i only found out yesterday on my third year and i have suffered so much up until now

[@nebula8893]

​@@cor_alaiwait HOW 💀 hotbars are in like every game ever, unless stardew is your first PC game or something which would make a little more sense

[@adollfordolls]

@@nebula8893 There are plenty of pc games that dont have hotbars and especially in cases like stardew, where the games dont have control tutorials, how would someone learn that the numbers can auto select the hotbar without someone telling them or accidentally pressing it?

[@JustAnAcorn]

​@@adollfordolls The hotbar has them numbered with the hyphen and equals sign on them. It's hard to miss it.

[@b100d.br02]

sean planted a parsnip at least twice and thought it was cauliflower like bruh

[@minecraftfox9999]

Four times actually

[@cyancybershock719]

no????

[@stupidman5735]

why do you say these things before checking if they're right or not, he only got the parsnip once

[@Mickz48dies]

The first 2 he thought were cauliflower were cauliflower, then the 2 after that we’re actually parsnip, then he got it. U can tell the difference between the cauliflower and parsnip because of the orientation of the 3 seeds. Parsnip looks like a pyramid and cauliflower looks like a sideways triangle. Cauliflower also has 2 planted seed options, even tho Stardew wiki shows 1 of the options.

[@killus6182]

Timestamps?

[@geoman265.]

While watching this, my brother walked up and said, "Why is Harvey playing Stardew Valley?"

[@wrightcember]

in his defense, my first time i played stardew, i forgot harvey existed and thought seanie dew somehow broke into my game

[@1vx1x3]

​@@wrightcember lmfao what😭😭😭😭

[@Guacy]

1:15 Seanie says he doesn't care if he takes my record :((

[@enbyfrogz6766]

damn, you got dissed by a guy with 50 mic peaks per video

[@vvetapop]

Seanie didn't mean it don't take it personally

[@MsCerealCat]

@@enbyfrogz6766 Damn, you got him there.

[@SeanieDew]

i’m sorry guac

[@Guacy]

@@vvetapop obviously I understand that it was just a joke lol :D

[@5kamon]

absence carrots is one things, but how come you can pickle vegetables, and they all look like a jar of pickled cucumbers, but the only cucumbers in the game are fish?

[@kat_watson]

That’s why I like the better artisan goods icon mod. It changes the appearance of a lot of the goods to be more realistic.

[@candace_lol]

@@kat_watson you you have lol old

[@lauravivian9006]

Two years later and now we do have carrots and adequate colored pickles :D

[@MaryAlice08]

If I had a nickel for every fourth place Stardew record Seanie has, I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

[@gemprotectororange5602]

....he actually got 5th in Parsnip percent. but a nickel isn't bad :3

[@raziphaz2219]

Parsnip lore: They are slightly more expensive than carrots, and taste almost identical. I think concerned ape chose them because of how dirty and grungy they look.

[@Serena-or7sl]

what kind of carrots and parsnips you have that they taste almost identical? The ones I got taste quite different

[@jazzytheotakumanx]

I think the old varieties were less sweet and some were white

[@pan1884]

Y'know, I'm pretty sure that the world of Stardew Valley just canonically does not have normal carrots. All the recipes that you'd expect to have normal carrots in (like the stir fry) use cave carrots instead...

[@desiredsweets]

Here! Hold 1.6! It has normal carrots now

[@trans_and_gothicpiano2676]

Pancake719, your first time catching the stream is not unnoticed 1:26

[@pancake8180]

Omg that's my nickname brother

[@gustaveolson3005]

The humor of this comment has gone unappreciated

[@trans_and_gothicpiano2676]

@@gustaveolson3005 Awww, thank you

[@traincat5488]

I put this on 2x and it was more of a speedrun of "how fast can seaniedew loose his mind"

[@Lee-yo2kd]

Didn’t know how much I needed to hear Seanie sing Busted and confirm it is the best PnF song

[@queenme7839]

Thank you for posting this on my b-day Seanie!! You made it even better!!

[@SeanieDew]

happy birthday!

[@queenme7839]

@@SeanieDew Thank you!!

[@iuvleymia]

Happy birthday 🎂🎉🎁🎊🎈

[@lorenafella1]

When you started singing busted... That was my childhood right there. I remember printing the lyrics to it in order to learn words lol.

[@Mickz48dies]

The first 2 he thought were cauliflower were cauliflower, then the 2 after that we’re actually parsnip, then he got it. U can tell the difference between the cauliflower and parsnip because of the orientation of the 3 seeds. Parsnip looks like a pyramid and cauliflower looks like a sideways triangle. Cauliflower also has 2 planted seed options, even tho Stardew wiki shows 1 of the options.

[@Numberratedsalesman-dy1qp]

I liked the part where he did the speedrun

[@brittany6954]

4th place record to. You could say he’s now a bit of a [big shot]

[@Numberratedsalesman-dy1qp]

@@brittany6954 Do you think you can just [YOLO AROUND TOWN] and say we're on a [TOP SECRET MISSION] [FOR THE GOUVERMENT] [[¿¿] THATS NOT VERY [[BIG SSSSHOT] OF YOU, [LITTLE SPONGE]

[@gunarwerner5500]

Number 15 Twerking chicken

[@gunarwerner5500]

I GAY

[@Numberratedsalesman-dy1qp]

@@gunarwerner5500 WHAT ARE [UNDETECTED OBJECT] ARE YOU? SOME SORT OF [CHEAP DLC] [¿]

[@Naticus]

This dude looks like a young version of Chuckie's dad from Rugrats

[@kat_watson]

I didn’t watch the stream but in at least two of the runs he called a parsnip mixed seed a cauliflower and restarted the run. It was painful to watch.

[@CatMuto]

11:20 - "Why does this game not have carrots?" he asks, and they are added in 1.6

[@delphy2478]

watching the descent into madness is hillarious

[@kat_watson]

I feel like all his content is a slow descent into craziness

[@snel556]

I ended up catching covid so I’m home binge watching your vids in recovery, and I was so excited to see you posted!!

[@bryannadehaan5231]

Woww I'm in the exact same situation hahah

[@snel556]

@@bryannadehaan5231 i hope you start to feel better soon!! My head is killing meeee

[@charliecrook9555]

i hope u get well soon, had it last month :( stay hydrated man 🫂

[@helenehoffman2289]

Lol I’m in the same situation too! Get well soon y’all

[@Spenstarr]

It always sleeps on the third. Thank God I watch Z's speedruns so I know it always rains on the third

[@wonderlandzer0]

I was half expecting for him to find the living hat while doing this 😂

[@crstph]

“WHY IS THE BUSTED RUN” i, personally, am happy that i got to witness the busted run

[@casacan77]

Parsnips are honestly really similar to carrots, just a bit more mild of a taste. I agree it's a bit weird to me that he chose parsnips over carrots

[@MellowDad]

seanie, getting progressively more aggressive towards the chat the longer the list of failed saves gets

[@A_lovelylittlething]

Love you Seanie! Thanks for making me smile! The similar humour makes me happy! ❤️

[@imsmilen3]

He heard you, now there are carrots!

[@_frogerino]

since you don’t start the timer until the farm loads in, you can just reload the save without making a new one every time 😭

[@3rdJan]

Day 73 of begging Seanie to fix his mic (configurations) Absolutely love your content but it's hard to watch like this ;_;

[@SeanieDew]

i’m moving to a place very soon where i’ll be able to have a mic arm and have a better audio set up! so very very soon!

[@3rdJan]

@@SeanieDew that's awesome news!! thanks for the update :3

[@kat_watson]

Yay! Glad to hear that we will be hearing you better soon! (Pun intended 😁)

[@eggs8021]

Use the number keys for the hotbar please, it hurts us

[@Knetknight19]

He’s hitting the weeds at 10:30 roughly, and then it’s planted around 12, wouldn’t it be faster to just grab the seeds from the box at the point? I think you originally planted around 9 seconds when he did it in the first run Edit: not counting the mess ups like the bed mess up and etc in the first run Edit edit: desperately need a video of seanie just singing songs from phineas and ferb

[@cheyennemoore8380]

I can't believe I've never noticed the lack of a normal carrot in SD. I've literally played multiple times and nearly got perfection. Why CA? It's literally my favorite veggie.

[@Dojibu]

Here I thought when clicking on the video that this would be a seeded file with a day 1 fairy for getting that parsnip on day 2

[@KingMinty..]

Mere_Puppeteer i wish we had carrots in stardew valley 1.6 introducing carraots

[@LorBell]

Gaw... even Shazam won't tell me what the outro song is! Why is it such a huge secret??

[@FlowersMakeMeHappy]

Seanie Dew predicting carrots in 1.6-? lol

[@beefromanowski5788]

I’m surprised no one has made a remix of him singing busted

[@gferrol118]

12:09 nah Robot Riot definitely takes the top spot

[@vardhmanghunawat1801]

And then comes haboo with day one crop fairy

[@MazerTime]

You can grind for those runs and living hat perfect run at THE SAME TIME

[@meiguess6765]

ok but the sweater is so pretty what

[@cowboymothman]

10/10 would watch whole stream

[@anyujinsgf]

seanie said f*** the caulis and the potatoes

[@Sugar3Glider]

Happy Birthday! We got you bronze!

[@Sharon-fw4rv]

Aglet is the best phineas and ferb song

[@ratvadick]

seanie his own worst op

[@ki11ershark]

cauliflower only has two brown seeds

[@superiorml9116]

In order to get fast, you must trigger a 4 row of rainy weather

[@velvetbutterfly]

Impossible. Day 1 and 2 never rain

[@i_shoot_stuff]

couldn't you name yourself [24] and sleep until Marnie?

[@mello-by]

probably no exploits

[@velvetbutterfly]

It would take longer to sleep that long

[@josie2417]

do a red cabbage % loll

[@dinorex_youtube]

Frog

[@ProfessorPufferfish]

Frog.

[@enbyfrogz6766]

Frog..

[@claymm5380]

Frog…

[@guardianfish7718]

Frog

[@katcorinne7632]

Frog!

[@heynyquildriver]

chapstick girl remake pls

[@sadie_1840]

yes.

[@sloworbit]

NOT THE BUSTED RUN

[@Exenton]

he got the wr on getting clay tho

[@shoreline_cat]

Why does seanie dew kinda look like Harvey

[@sillyoz]

Radishes taste like water.. electricity?? Are yall okay lolol

[@flophowdy4783]

Seanie your the best

[@Xx_pr3tty.pr1nsess.88_xX]

PFF THEY KEPT ON GETTING PARSNIP SEEDS AND RESETING LOL

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

what about faries? You wouldnt need the mixed seeds

[@Hellscap3]

ur videos audio are always reallllly quiet ngl love ur content but I cant understand you alot of times cause I have hearing issues

[@foxmccloud89]

This. I don't have hearing issues but when I cast his videos onto my TV, I have to turn it up so high.

[@kat_watson]

It must be his mic quality or something. I don’t have the same issue when I watch unsurpassable Z but he has a pretty good mic.

[@yetet]

lmao that busted segment dont worry the song slaps

[@aviwha]

seanie is that you in that video about inosuke's sword on mini katana

[@KonaIzumi1]

My thoughts exactly

[@claymm5380]

Seanie > Z Seanie > Haboo

[@yourboykian5855]

Hope you have a great day

[@benjamingibson4668]

You kept calling parsnip seeds cauliflower seeds

[@TheTsunaru]

Wow. That sexecution* though. *sexecution = sexy execution

[@z.i.bligg.]

6:55 clay % World record probs lol

[@Mephil]

4th place collector

[@DerpyEinstein]

you dont wear hats the only thing you can throw off your head into the ring are your headphones

[@chrisdouglas5020]

Busted!

[@savvy7146]

Busted is op

[@ClamantesDaemonium]

Regarding the best Phineas and Ferb song, I counter with both "Watching and Waiting," which gets stuck in my head constantly, and "Ain't Got Rhythm," which is stuck in my head the rest of the time.

[@hannakristine8850]

No seeds?

[@ryanooi4167]

what's the outro music?

[@Nah.U]

..

[@starfans686]

first

[@4obdy959]

second

[@Numberratedsalesman-dy1qp]

Third

[@A_lovelylittlething]

I was actually first I was the haha second /j

[@TheOrangeKind]

fds

[@yomiyuarts]

This is so funny cuz Im the fastest on mobile (ios) lmaoooo

[@Spectarium]

sorry to crush your spirits, but that run put you at 5th place not 4th

[@FloralLitch]

Leave the frog alone u just ruined his house lol

[@A_lovelylittlething]

Haha second /j

[@mikahwber]

nice pfp ✨

[@A_lovelylittlething]

@@mikahwber thank you 😍

[@A_lovelylittlething]

@@mikahwber CRAP WRONG EMOJI

[@mikahwber]

@@A_lovelylittlething LOL it’s no problem

[@roniqroniq2235]

ddue your mic is so quiet

[@greasebag]

Parsnip is the 3 seed one and cauliflower is the one with 2 seeds🥲 he got parsnip like 5 times