Why Horse Semen Is The World’s Most Expensive Liquid | So Expensive

[@oozorakyou]

I really thought that the most expensive liquid on earth was original HP Printer ink

[@sharot28]

Still is

[@alifelessrock48]

just print with the horse semen

[@hadlee89]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@Shadyoaksretirement]

@@hydroaegis6658 If my grandfather were still alive he would strongly agree ahahah

[@Devil44306]

@@alifelessrock48 lmao

[@redpanda3696]

100 years old wine: I am the most expensive liquid in the world Horse : naah let me just jurk off

[@suanlsrm6488]

🤣🤣 no more hold my beer stuffs

[@derezzedqb]

aahaha

[@J11_boohoo]

@@suanlsrm6488 xd

[@mist3325]

Sorry to be that person, but it's jerk

[@redpanda3696]

@@mist3325 I was really hoping that someone would make correction so that I could say "thank you for the correction of spelling "JERK"

[@11O100]

Rumor has it, the rich take shots of this.

[@samiulhussain3045]

😂🤣

[@patw.6567]

My name haha 100k+ shot

[@hayman122]

That’s no rinse m8 it’s apart of my breakfast for bodybuilding

[@skinnylegend5021]

0 regrets mah guy

[@mohammadislam2324]

Haven’t u seen jackass?

[@abhishekmukherjee4857]

In India, the horses that are in demand are actually the horses which used to belong to the royal stables because of their trainability, speed and endurance. These horses have centuries of ancestry. They were bred with indigenous horses and horses from Middle East many centuries ago. I wonder if these horses share ancestors with their western counterparts.

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

Obviously they do, but your question sounds more to do about more recent ancestry than the obvious ancestors 40k years ago. I would guess that both Indian and western European horses can be traced to both Arabian fine horses and Mongol horses so yes they absolutely do share a somewhat "recent" ancestry of about 1000 years

[@abhishekmukherjee4857]

@@l0lLorenzol0l yeah that seems quite accurate because we have records of horses being brought from foreign lands dating back to 500 AD. It’s definitely not 40,000 years but still I think they’ll have something in common. Thanks for commenting!

[@liloruf2838]

Kathiawari?

[@abhishekmukherjee4857]

@@liloruf2838 Oh I love Kathiawari horses 😍

[@God-ch8lq]

isnt that the horses with wacky inwards ears, it looks funny but not in a bad way

[@machexx1494]

“What do you do for a living ?” “It’s...uhh...complicated”

[@boratb258]

It gets even more complicated when she says she did the same thing downtown.

[@catsareyes6446]

@@boratb258 But it’s not a horse and the reason the child doesn’t look like the father is solved.

[@omegaproskills]

lol I milk horses

[@oryann7859]

I was a going to like but it was at 420 likes

[@giantbunny54dude]

I uh... accountant

[@chillbane9074]

I heard Jeff Bezos use this instead of milk for his cereal.

[@lt7115]

Bruh XD

[@span_1107]

😂😂

[@athanburnett6125]

🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣💀

[@lammy6806]

Sign me up

[@kena1648]

thats so funny, yet so disgusting 😂

[@abj_5]

Imagine giving a straw to a friend and saying it's a rare white honey stick

[@franciswhitehead4154]

I mean, it's organic

[@lovelykitty42]

No please

[@TubbyLumps]

most expensive prank ever

[@thepowerofthegodhand7003]

Bruh

[@dogerswag]

ew

[@a.jbarry9964]

Imagine biting into one of those straws thinking it was a pixie stick

[@CocoLeCat]

You drank unborn horses 👍

[@boopthepiggysnoot3064]

💀

[@bonelessmice6828]

who tf bites the pixie stick??

[@sa1ntless]

Im not robbing banks anymore. im robbing the Horse Semen Storage

[@gagandeepkaur2014]

Anymore ???🥺

[@WhileSmokingI]

Lmao

[@Justincrock10]

i’d be making millions in a week

[@k3m0n0_v4mpii]

Ḫ̶̴̸̨̧̛̺̬͓̺͓̖̥͕̩͔̣̦͉ͪ̇̄͂ͨ̎̚͟͠͠O̷͚̦̬̫̪̳̙͍͇̿͆̏ͭͥ̍̃͒ͬ̌͒͟͢Ṙ̶͓̘̥̟̙͚̅̍̃͊ͥ́̚̚͡͡S̨̹̤͕̘̬͓͓̎̄̾̓̿̉̈̚Ẻ̴̷̡̡̛̝̪̝̗͙̖͔̥̣͕̳̋ͧ́̎̀̿ͭ͊̇̕͢ ̦̜͖͙̠̤̙̲͑͗̀͐͑̔́̚͜͞͡C̸̡͉̝̯̼̝̦̘̽ͭ̓̚͟͞Ų̧͕̖̱͇͕͈̤̓̉ͨ̿ͤ͟M̷̵̴̨̢̛͎̳̳͍͓̞̳̜̦̏̆ͣͯ͐͒̂̈ͬ̊̂ͤ͟͠ ͓̘͔͍̙̀̒̓̎̀́ͧ̎̀ͨ̂̚͝Ḥ̸̨̧̩̪̣̜̦̜̪͎̱̤͓̃̀͋͑ͬ̒̀ͫ̍̌ͩͨͤ̾̒ͫ͢E̴̙̹̣͉͕͕̣͂ͥ̔̿͗͆ͨͩͣ̚͜͞͞͞Į̸̜͍̲̰̟̜̟̟͚̱̋ͪͧ̾ͬ͂ͣ̇̐͑͛ͮ̾̋̂̕͞͡Ş̧̛̛͉͈̳̣̭͉͔̤͓͊ͥ̀ͫ̿ͥ̄ͤ͐ͪ̀͆͌͠͞͞͝Ţ̶̴͎͎̯̫̪̫̺̜̬̣͖̔́̍̀̈ͬ̓ͭ̽ͩ̂͆͋͌̕͟͢͝

[@zerosixteen.4644]

And people will think it is your semen and will not buy it

[@tacosr]

"The price of horse semen will remain stable." That was the most unsettling thing about this video. I audibly heaved.

[@Bluprint_Husky]

You just made a horse pun without realizing it 😂

[@zerz4617]

Bluprint_Husky whoosh

[@qq3088]

@@zerz4617 no I don't think he actually realized it

[@Kakarot12733]

Bro can you pls tell me what is semen pls

[@3lrancho]

That is the corniest pun of 2020 so far

[@RayMak]

It's sad to think that these male horses never had a real female mate before...

[@afro_boy7477]

Why are you everywhere

[@FEMGAY]

Begging for attention again just stop

[@bunnybro5977]

The Darley Arabian got mad puss

[@bearythemp5kpro541]

y are u everywhere

[@Max-eo4ce]

Welcome to the club.

[@Megalith79]

I’ve worked for transporting this stuff and I was really taken back by how much security is involved. At the time I was like “wtf is with the guards (from looks most likely armed), the checkpoints and gate houses??” But now I’m like “ohhhhhh” and the other thing of note was when they would lift the Cryo-freezers and pull the large canisters out containing their “white gold” - was the smell. I’ve got a pretty strong stomach and when the wave kinda hit me with the initial smell I really had to focus on not blowing chunks. Sooo yeah. Looking back at it in the truck n bein like “Man I could buy 2 McLaren 570s’s with that foul fun-goo…fml lol”

[@carbine5421]

Horse fleshlights are something I never knew existed and something I hope i never knew existed

[@Hypern0va]

Dino fleshlights?

[@Mitaka-Asa]

Pornstars: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@THEGREENHELIUM]

I used to work with someone who worked at a zoo and they have big “fleshlights” for Rhinos and Elephants. She said it was absolutely disgusting and yet scientifically interesting how the whole process works.

[@KP-rh5qz]

I have a feeling they have them for all animals

[@tylersilex5763]

I use my Fleshlight alot and honestly i think think i can look at it the same

[@hector6.0]

Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today

[@youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348]

😂😂😂😂😂bruh

[@Ssierrastewart]

Ok this is underrated

[@basili0s]

oh god please no

[@forb.]

Lmao

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

What're they gonna do

[@dokxtv5159]

*WHATS UP LOGANG TODAY WE ARE GONNA DRINK THE MOST EXPENSIVE LIQUID IN THE WORLD*

[@gvbyx]

LMAO

[@saanjalyvaishnav695]

lemme unsee that real quick

[@cryobytedoesstuff2302]

(Gets pregnant with horse)

[@tigerdoug9789]

😂

[@wermarises9004]

most expensive liquid is actually is scorpion venom which makes this so much better XD

[@frenesi97]

Mr. Beast : Today we are going to drink the MOST EXPENSIVE LIQUID ON EARTH!

[@alco-bluebird]

💀

[@lordcastillo4651]

oh hell naw 💀

[@danesoomery1700]

🤨🤨🤨

[@breadmast3r488]

This video was both hilarious and horrifying at the same time

[@gingerbellz359]

ikr XD

[@MUS13577]

😅😂😂😂

[@theburningorange3622]

420 likes

[@stare4539]

Lmaooo

[@TheAshtarr]

OI JOSUKE

[@DatBoiHoboJoe]

How to make quick cash Step 1: Get a horse Step 2: Take naughty pictures of female horses Step 3: Show the pics to the horse Step 4: Profit

[@itssenpaitime7680]

Big brain moment

[@neonic3858]

Stonks

[@Bagel77]

Lmao

[@Bagel77]

@Bence M.S. why use a cup... When you can use yourself...

[@clumz._.]

@@Bagel77 Interesting

[@nyc.2max194]

Imagine explaining to your girlfriend's parents this is what you do for a living

[@rbdel]

Im a horse reproductive cell extractor for wealthy racing investors.

[@kayleighnguyen20]

Rbles Del Rosario well i mean if u put tht way

[@danielthanyell6579]

I do the process of siphoning the male gamete from the genitalia of a healthy and preferred equus caballus. Because it sure has a fortune.

[@shrek3578]

@@rbdel lol

[@BeckyNosferatu]

Easy; I artificially breed horses.

[@winniethexiping1062]

so you are saying that the overpiriced liquid I bougth from that horse breeder was not milk 😳

[@carrot8641]

I don’t think KZbin is ok these days

[@masterdementer]

I don't think this year is okay either.

[@KGB--mr4ik]

Nah its just having a few breakdown :D

[@AMoistEggroll]

@@KGB--mr4ik More like some mental breakdowns among other things in fact lol

[@mpjopatv401]

It was worse back in the day

[@nuttingnut7138]

I mean it's kinda educational

[@Cucumber_Dragon]

I like how they even gave the horse privacy by blurring the ding dong

[@johndavidson3424]

Yeah, that "ding ding dong" was blurred giving horse some privacy over other preying female horses👀🐴watching this video, lmao.

[@jfrusciantetube]

I'd rather say mega-dong in this case

[@outside_edition]

They wouldn't blur if it wasn't for advertiser friendly content. If a video content is not advertiser friendly, KZbin will not let you monetize a video.

[@lartts7483]

@@outside_edition Wow, you're fun at parties!

[@javinrichardson]

Y’all wild😂😂😂

[@saldan3985]

Ah yes, in the middle of a deadly pandemic. Let's talk about Horse Semen.

[@deepstariaenigmatica2601]

seriously

[@ymakj]

So what?

[@IamINERT]

👁👄👁

[@PalCan]

People in quarantine need content. May I suggest Pandemic by Netflix for you.

[@lemsavage9473]

It can't be all about the pandemic

[@StuartHollingsead]

a gallon of liquid gold is worth 3,602,872 dollars. So I would say, yes, that semen is worth quite a lot.

[@galaxyguy4247]

And if they could somehow make an anti matter liquid, and somehow keep it in the earth, it would be worth even more.

[@MIrfan-jl7fx]

The dilemma i faced to whether or not click on this out of pure curiosity or to ignore this and not feel like a creep was exhausting.

[@Sp00kq]

Same

[@9iwnt420]

Same x2

[@aminaa5824]

Same

[@mayanatashapirzada3551]

Same x4

[@asa.8691]

I just didn’t wanna SEE horse semen, I wanted the price, usage, and comment section

[@timothyyu8742]

Like to be epic racing horse

[@higherconsciousness21]

This is gold, once I saw the title of the video I came immediately to read the comments :D

[@Miss_Playb0y]

Sounds good to me 😂

[@cesarcuevas6120]

If you change men with women is a lot better

[@anon0453]

@@cesarcuevas6120 ....ok dude ok.

[@soggybiscuito1505]

@@cesarcuevas6120 too much time spent around horses for you bro

[@yuginoplays8537]

I wish I never saw this I really do

[@thanhhumid]

I was about to watch this vid, gladly stop in time thanks to you

[@originalx136]

@@thanhhumid same

[@swagmalone8092]

exactly

[@daniel5610]

My eyes

[@captainamurco]

I can’t stop

[@PimpleEyeRoblox]

“Yo Fred, this milk tastes a little funny. Where’d you get it from?”

[@kushdesai]

Next Netflix series: SEMEN HEIST

[@Diaja958]

Heist Objective :"hOrSe SpErM" worth :"90 Milion Dollars"

[@aeorpup3937]

Horse King

[@jotarokujo7252]

Lol new gta 5 update

[@vinvinudu77]

LA CASA DE HORSPERM "we'll exchange those sperm tubes with some fake ones, for that we need to beat that meat !" "But professor what are we going to do with all that sperm" "We'll sell it to my contact in Peru, is name's Michael and he loves horse sperm" "Wtf Texas be careful with that sperm jar ! OH MY GOD why did you let it fall we got sperm everywhere on our faces!" "Kentucky stop telling bullshit please, I'm going to refill that stock with Washington"

[@fallaway4051]

vinvinudu77 oh my

[@weeatsushi9130]

imagine going to collage or university and seeing this as a possible course

[@vexan7435]

“Hey bro what did you get your masters degree in?” *“Horse semen extracting”* “What?”

[@fps1225]

college* college is school and collage is something else

[@barcelonachair6487]

I know someone who has taken it

[@fps1225]

@@barcelonachair6487 what

[@bruhhhh---]

@@vexan7435 Mr.Hands was too ahead of his time.

[@umairahmad9645]

Mom: he will be a doctor. Dad: No he will be an engineer Me watching this video: Hmmmmm. Interesting

[@bittertruth0000]

And thinking about buying a horse and selling his sperm for alot of money 😆. I was also thinking about it 😆.

[@wryyycat3486]

@@bittertruth0000 😆

[@savinirs998]

@@bittertruth0000 hahaha just the same thing happenes with me bro 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@theozd7638]

U make money everyday more than your parents get in year

[@Coolguy-mk7hg]

@@bittertruth0000 lol all you have to do is get millions of dollars to set up a lab and buy a world class horse and start networking. Should be easy :)

[@cherokeethan6226]

GTA bout to take notes for heists

[@chinesecabbagefarmer]

Global demand has never been higher. They can't keep jacking up the price like this.

[@nounounounou5014]

I cant-

[@chieffirefigherplays]

XD

[@aadimakwana8160]

I-💀💀💀

[@catsareyes6446]

The prices are jacking off the boards themselves and erecting new business.

[@jazzmusicfan]

That might ensure that price remain stable.

[@jonathan-zo9nh]

My dad has a horse, *time to make money boyz*

[@kalib9719]

No you now whats actually funny that you could actually make thousands

[@ggimgood3728]

Make sure ita guy or your wasting your time

[@maxmartindale6090]

@@ggimgood3728 astolfo horse

[@notsocuteotaku8662]

Let's hope its a male

[@HaXD1209]

SamL 551 :)

[@Bad-dl2ks]

Here I am, stuck at home minding my own business and I somehow end up watching a video about horse semen. What has my life come to?

[@UzairKhan-qd3xu]

Not weird if its true

[@sandracoffie6338]

We are not thoroughbred 😐for the elite who rule the earth the rich and famous have a sperm bank, I don't have even a proper bank account

[@danielwang2956]

3:43 is the most hilarious on screen text ever

[@minyngles6344]

Welcome to another episode of: *WHERE THE LOCKDOWN HAS LED ME TO*

[@pimenjoyer.221]

Sicking

[@bonnypal3641]

This statement is so underrated

[@bruhm0ment6000]

Actually this is your first you do that to get likes

[@hotrod5611]

Yout comment and those like it about lockdown make me cringe so hard, please stop

[@tigerdoug9789]

😂

[@VORTEXXNEON]

So... This is what yanderedev spends his patreon money in

[@unknowmen1986]

Consume the chalice

[@UltraSexyChipotle]

LMFAO

[@lillolallo4873]

And this is how he consumes it kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGWxZ4ywpNV6Y5I

[@emmama_]

The goblet!

[@thepebbleman]

Plot twist: He actually made Yandere Simulator for the sole purpose of buying more of these

[@bunbunbun9857]

Give the horse a vr headset. He will make a whole bottle You people really like this? Come on! there better jokes out there.

[@lengannduch7691]

What if it was given to a grown man? [EJECTION INTENSIFIES]

[@bruhguy905]

@@lengannduch7691 AYOOOOOOO

[@Nolwke]

Horses are almost blind so it wont work

[@bunbunbun9857]

@@Nolwke give them vr eyes

[@grooooootie]

🤐😳

[@trypophobia7295]

When a horse tells his partner “I will give you millions” I know what he means

[@weebscale3597]

Underrated

[@vimhome8022]

Underrated

[@codyboi0668]

Lol

[@yungteeyang]

Mr.Beast: Let's watch some videos for some ideas KZbin: *recommends* Mr.Beast after watching this video:TODAY ME AND THE BOYS ARE GOING TO DRINK THE MOST EXPENSIVE LIQUID

[@rubescent_candy7335]

this is curse lol

[@FenceAKAGlasnost]

Good idea!

[@buditmo]

NOOOOO🤣🤣

[@nanner_bananner5129]

Hors cum pog

[@imbasing]

Scorpion venom

[@kierangillatt2892]

I don’t get how they managed to say all this with a straight face ☺️🤣☺️

[@MUS13577]

😅😂😂😂 I know ... How awkward 😅😂😂

[@luutuan7162]

with that much cash, oh boy you wont understand

[@jameswilson2110]

Desensitized rationale.

[@tuolof4710]

Hahaha cum funi

[@stare4539]

Lmao

[@schmurpsy9519]

damn, I can consider myself rich for drinking it everyday

[@spookypuky2439]

🙏

[@intel2133]

_" Hey, Stephorse, I'm stuck . . ."_

[@nounounounou5014]

"what are you doing stephorse...?"

[@drfeelsgood3340]

"no.. Stephorse dont....."

[@spambots235]

"WTF"

[@kimkardashianssalad920]

JAIL

[@Ssierrastewart]

"Stephorse... Its to big-"

[@prithvishetty6938]

I feel dumb for studying so much to become an engineer when the supply and demand does this

[@Coolguy-mk7hg]

You should feel dumb lol. When in the world are you going to have the money to set up a lab and buy a one in a million horse and have the network to sell semen. Stay in school

[@samosa8192]

@@Coolguy-mk7hg r/whooosh

[@deepchunia2044]

I can feel the pain ......... ughhhhh

[@xxcronomaxx7986]

Doesn't matter, if you want to do it, then just do it then,

[@uwu.-.5873]

@@stoneheart_raven maybe if your clinic is for horses???

[@feathy_1014]

Of course this comes up while I’m eating my grilled cheese

[@lakytathekyta8145]

UwU

[@leguy3335]

liquid white cheese

[@karatewithelian9014]

and it came up when I was eating a fulaful sanwich....maaaaaaaaan you know what here is a gta sa perody for your eyes to be bleached kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpfIlqWsps2Mb7s

[@erkkok5036]

Gives me more of an appetite. Don't see what's wrong.

[@gabrielma2870]

Cheese is made of milk. Is that really milk that we've been drinking for our whole entire lives?

[@YosimetySam]

Tim Walz loves this video,gulp😮

[@joeltm8697]

If horses ruled the world Usain Bolts semen could go for millions...

[@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638]

@Pollocks why...

[@goodday3023]

@@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 Third party reproduction??

[@jolrvr957]

Who's to say it couldn't go for that now?

[@beenaatlee8020]

Usain Bolts 🚀 spacecraft named excellent horse 🐎🏇 used

[@votex331]

how ? he's black

[@vsucountryboy]

Wrong. Printer ink is the most expensive liquid in the world.

[@bruhzterpiece5257]

really?

[@undeadmercenary3196]

@@bruhzterpiece5257 What are you doing here, Legendary guest boi?

[@bruhzterpiece5257]

Yokataru otaka Idk im bored btw so just replying to any comment i could answer

[@Adam-lq1yn]

last time I checked ink cartridges don't cost 100,000 dollars

[@butterbread566]

Adam you must be buying the fake cartridge then. last time i checked, it was around $1.5M per milliliter of real printer ink.

[@Fandilin]

From now on when ever someone says "I'm a horse person" this is what will first come to mind

[@WarmNitrogen]

"Damn! How did you get so rich? What's your job?" "I sell horse semen."

[@noahghy6943]

Man if I were a horse I'd be making trillions of dollars

[@ankitwawage]

Not you your owner. But yeah you would be enjoying it.

[@hughmungus7813]

Lol no you would be those gypsy horses you see in 3rd world countries that no one gives a shit about

[@hughmungus7813]

@NIHIL SINE DEO yeah Romani gypsy not Irish traveller

[@hughmungus7813]

@NIHIL SINE DEO yeah I know read my comment again. Romani people and Romanian people are completely different

[@alif6526]

Boi i whud make quadrillions

[@karimamin2]

Imagine being the person who has to "milk" the horse. 😳Imagine your kids having to go to school to tell the class what your parents do for work!

[@BondySoapy]

If milking the horse everytime worth $100k , I'm gotta do it with a big smile .

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

I'd do it for that kind of money.

[@knightshade6232]

easy pissy,,, i do it everyday on my self how can that be hard, that money can pay my rent for a year

[@kecoakerok8240]

Let put it down like this, you have to succ it, no hands allowed. $100K deal?

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

@@kecoakerok8240 deal. As long as I get my promised 100k, I'm fine with it.

[@tomspotley5733]

....also, the narrator is definitely trying to stifle a laugh.

[@rebelfriend42yearsago34]

if horse semen is so valuable you can call my ass a bank

[@spuddyuwu2650]

nahh what 💀

[@EricGranata]

Cool. The “straw” I came from was worth about $20.

[@looeegee]

Probably less...

[@yuhua4980]

Not $100 If you donate? Whay they do with horses semen ?

[@johnmcmaster3988]

Bro.....that was a next level move

[@maxim6088]

Ok, fedora...

[@juanpenuelas3280]

20 per pack

[@shinybeam1267]

If I was a horse, my owner would be filthy rich lmao

[@MonthlyMoneyManagement]

lmao

[@catgamer0737]

Bruh

[@Bad-dl2ks]

Same

[@sbgssecondarychannel3206]

Oof

[@Kaeepe]

Milking "Milk" everydayy

[@Jack-cz5su]

Did I really just watch a horse nut into a bottle?

[@junetta_aep_breaccglas]

Yes. Yes you did.

[@sheepymendez6187]

And you enjoyed it

[@Snytosjistt]

Well umm yes

[@beenaatlee8020]

😂

[@C5bard]

This just proves my point that I have always thought and that is, that horse people are literally insane.

[@desertmoonlee6631]

It is and this video is so disturbing with the comments

[@RimFaxxe]

@@desertmoonlee6631 it's not disturbing, you're just a snowflake

[@satyavarma2449]

I mean they aren't doing it for much more than having a top-of-the-line horse for the winnings they would earn.

[@wellhelltherefellwhuman4637]

Someone: “What’s your job?” Him: “...it’s complicated”

[@lengannduch7691]

Him: “Well, we can switch job” Someone: “This is like phub in real life but horse edition”

[@puss_n_booze]

"its a very *handy* job"

[@zeroseventhreezero]

..horse wanker?

[@puss_n_booze]

@@zeroseventhreezero no no h o r s e r i d e r

[@rstomar4388]

Genetics

[@marchmallow3011]

the fact that they use baby bottles to hold semen in the million dollar industry is unnerving

[@hasanmuttaqin464]

I mean it's used to artificially breed horse, and.... You know, baby bottle just fit in female horse reproductive organ

[@Frick8375]

@@hasanmuttaqin464 thanks for explaining, that didn’t make it any less unnerving at all 🗿

[@mr.p215]

@@Frick8375 If you want a visual idea of how it roughly works, look the basement scene in the movie called "Don't Breathe"

[@emperorqianlong527]

@@mr.p215 I don’t think I will

[@rakshanaaaa]

@@mr.p215 yiiiikes bro

[@sirling9126]

If my semen is that price, I shall be a millionaire after the quarantine. Just beat it.

[@jovanybeltran636]

Sir LING why so much for a good milkshake

[@deepstariaenigmatica2601]

you must be a coomer then

[@stanley.le.crookshank]

No one wants to be defeated!

[@hemanthchukku]

You cannot store it in your house during this period.

[@chrisrpach6082]

Man I'll be richer than Bill Gates

[@vaxus7073]

My uncles stomach must be worth a fortune.

[@cocoduck7745]

jesus

[@Chief-mb5rd]

The name of the video should’ve of been called “4 men 1 horse”

[@tommymount5709]

AK - 92 holy shit lmfao

[@venedixkt9561]

Oh God why do you have to bring up old memories.

[@yanfei1786]

Venedixkt Mhonthenegri *FLASH BACKS TO ONE BOY TWO KITTENS*

[@ds1011]

Omg😂 I'm having flashbacks.

[@Only1omer]

Oh no no WHY

[@satrickptar6265]

I imagine aliens milking us in the future.

[@root-beer]

that wouldn’t be all that bad

[@KEn-gy1id]

S K Y N U T

[@buuhuu4358]

I would like that. 😂😂

[@arsonsnail]

kinky

[@littlesquare3313]

I mean like... will the aliens be hot?

[@salvulcano9061]

1:50 I spit out my drink from laughing

[@catsareyes6446]

Your drink is the most *expensive liquid*

[@zeropika7258]

@@catsareyes6446 no wonder dad took so long to come home

[@straightbusta2609]

Hmmm what were you drinking

[@Rishi29482]

The beginning was so ummmm gross

[@johndavidson3424]

@@straightbusta2609 This guy doesn't need to buy drinks, he gets free 100% made by himself drink which is spit out and drank again, and the cycle keeps repeating with two important channels required.

[@julietvrphotography]

I love the pause before 'stable' at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@crunchy_souls9188]

What was the first person who decided to do this thinking ...

[@youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348]

This is why humans are the most dumbest waste of existence in this entire universe...

[@yooooooooooooooo696]

they were probably thinking about crossbreeding horses lmao. People have been doing this with other animals forever ago.

[@seanshapuron]

Before humans have cars, they capture and breed horses, dummy. Modern days breeding is just more industrial and more for recreational purposes

[@johanjimenez1249]

@@youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348 you don't got to self project onto the whole species.

[@magiveem]

Chongyun.

[@jamesshen401]

This price only applies to the semen of the most elite show horses. Regular horse semen is worthless.

[@woden__]

Damn, was just about to start my business jacking off horses

[@curtisnolin5195]

@@woden__ great minds think alike😭💀

[@Swinzino]

@@curtisnolin5195 lmfao

[@weyd8268]

@@woden__ I'm dyin hahahah

[@Keigo_88]

@@woden__ bruh

[@biglil771]

That's why Starbucks is so expensive

[@neonic3858]

😳

[@immmgolden2396]

So that’s why dad won’t let me have Starbucks

[@throwaway8632]

Semenbucks Edit: or cumbucks idk lol

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz3816]

[@Luke-xx1ri]

No wonder many woman line up for barbucks

[@TheOscarGamer_]

Idk how I got here, but... Gasoline: Am I a joke to you?

[@0riginator]

The horses are willing to join the NO FAP movement after facing such atrocities by humans

[@catsareyes6446]

Still, being jacked off every morning then being thanked is still better than being in quarantine.

[@kirk776]

@Colin Carr is a joke blyat

[@Someone-ym1ny]

Only once a day? Rookie numbers.

[@LuxuryNoCap]

I'm sure it can blow more. The yield just wouldn't be as great due to diminishing returns, lol. It would hurt the process and quality. Source: I'm hung like a horse.

[@jshh628]

P A T H E T I C I do five on average

[@xx_fortniteprolegendslayer1219]

@@jshh628 Dio!!!

[@lilyanne2676]

@@jshh628 but only a minute each huh ? 🤣

[@jshh628]

@@lilyanne2676 OH??? HOWD YOU KNOW YOU SUS

[@davidmaksin353]

Let’s be honest, no one searched this up

[@kelin_1061]

Are you sure about that?

[@OptimalMario]

Yes I did after watching Jackass

[@ryanalmazi6802]

**intense sweating**

[@ryanalmazi6802]

N-no

[@nova._.washere]

David maskin well I didn't. And all the replies have searched it instead of me😂

[@jonathanli31]

MrBeast: *"I Drank The World's Most Expensive Liquid"*

[@felixfrankcombe]

Mr Beasts: drinking world's MOST EXPENSIVE drink

[@Ienvyou_07]

JAIL

[@woomyrune]

OH NOOOO

[@sonyawhitacre9356]

😳

[@AreeeAsh]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@KAIJUKING123]

😂🤣

[@prabijshrestha]

And here is me who just flushes such precious juice .

[@jacobbarbulescu6654]

Don’t call it juice

[@catsareyes6446]

No, juice is a *fantastic* name for it.; Like an orange, you squeeze the juice out.

[@Burek_King]

@@catsareyes6446 Then you drink it.

[@catsareyes6446]

@@Burek_King Best served to children.

[@Burek_King]

@@catsareyes6446 They then obtain the speed of the horse the sperm was from.

[@RayMak]

That's a lot of protein

[@Cactus_-kq5rc]

I don’t know what to say about your presence anymore.....

[@yingyangmapper5399]

Totally agree

[@cy6834]

STOP FOLLOWING ME

[@mooy6812]

Wow never seen this little likes from u

[@choportd]

Why are you everywhere

[@themightyspartan1012]

Lesson of this video, any products from a living things are more valuable than a metal or non-living. This shows how precious being alive really is.

[@DG-sf9ei]

That horse is one of the wealthiest self-made billionaires, and doesn't even know it.🤣

[@KitKitChanIsaac]

Imagine getting rich by thrusting on a fleshlight.

[@swagatpradhan769]

*Money heist new season: "Semen heist"*

[@veialyyad4816]

This is underrated

[@maxihax2187]

So it's not. Indians aren't funny.

[@Karanj.a]

😂😂😂

[@divyanshchalgotra2681]

I don't like that show.

[@KPNYT]

@@maxihax2187 so are u

[@memexpert]

Peter Griffin: *that's not milk, that's horse sperm. I'm a horse breeder now*

[@ijustdocomments6777]

Came down here looking for this comment. 😂

[@d3bzvnzyl_12]

Well it's sort of like semen from a man,milky in colour and a mixture of clear

[@tededcaluag2978]

That could have made Peter rich

[@Wired4Life2]

Wasn't Peter bred by a bull at one point?

[@bugloverspiderlover8490]

@@Wired4Life2 a bull.

[@AdarshKumar-nj7rp]

Now I am very intrigued to know why Scorpion venom is so expensive.

[@LeonJohn4444]

It takes a lot of time and effort to get a reasonable amount of it

[@sinasetayesh2768]

As the person above me said. It takes a long time and a lot of scorpions to even reach anywhere near a gallon. You would have to milk 2,500,000 scorpions for a gallon of venom. And that venom is used for experiments by scientists and to make medicine and cure things.

[@AdarshKumar-nj7rp]

@@sinasetayesh2768 Wow !

[@deepaks8430]

Because it has short expiry date.

[@rodwellzanga6712]

Cause the make Kings with it

[@JRBX-09]

Imagine falling asleep listening to KZbin with outplay on, then all of the sudden you reach this video.

[@fdbprime2414]

Im imagining: "hey guys Mr beast here and today we are going to drink the most expensive liquid in the world"

[@jugglypoof8913]

No no no no

[@sevencakes7125]

@@jugglypoof8913 YES YES YES YES

[@catsareyes6446]

Feed the horses pineapples.

[@actuallyfinnwolfhard4990]

@@jugglypoof8913 yes and then he dies he is cancer

[@splenden2235]

@@catsareyes6446 what does that do?

[@cowtaplayz8277]

*dark alleyway* “You got the stuff?” “Hell yeah” *hands over semen* “I’m gonna have some fun tonight!”

[@catsareyes6446]

**Loads super-soaker and heads to orphanage**

[@alifelessrock48]

this is cursed

[@yungtortillachips]

@@catsareyes6446 HUH

[@Wirgah]

@@catsareyes6446 more like to the brothel

[@jimbojackson4045]

"So in here is hundreds of millions of dollars worth of semen." Never thought I'd hear someone say that, but it _was_ a cool field trip.

[@tostd375]

these guys have sex toys for horses and they are still not even snickering

[@klara8620]

I have spent 15 minutes just reading the comments. And I have tears in my eyes from laughter. You guys are killing me

[@danielthanyell6579]

Billionaire to a horse: *"I can milk you"*

[@vedantgole231]

"jack you"

[@monokuma5270]

i see what you did there

[@Rishkar-Peema-Pants]

@@vedantgole231 And milk

[@Sadly_Simping]

What do you do for a living? Him: I beat horse meat

[@rangerscorpiorac2383]

Oh so your a butcher...............you are a butcher right? RIGHT?

[@2percentskills274]

@@rangerscorpiorac2383 hmmmmm

[@jesusname3028]

@@rangerscorpiorac2383 Not really, because I don’t kill them I beat something downwards for profit.

[@prod.royall5698]

1:13 “So what flavor pixie sticks are these”

[@krishnika.3634]

OMG 💀

[@catsareyes6446]

The flavors are: Rudolph, Joshua, Stallion, and etc.

[@teehee5700]

LMAOO

[@batmandalorian5504]

Milk flavored

[@phrog2785]

Oh god

[@neilrivera6157]

"Everyone, some of the milk in the fridge isn't milk. It's horse sperm. I'm a horse breeder now."

[@catsareyes6446]

*Stewie gurgles it* “Yep, that ain’t milk”

[@belezebb7]

i kept trying to take your profile picture of my screen lol

[@goomba2230]

Omg your pfp

[@goomba2230]

I couldn’t get it off

[@chickenfootlicker]

Nice pfp lol

[@gregorclegane7563]

Bikram: *"Women pay top dollars for a drip of my love juice."* Big Star: *"Hold my straw."*

[@squintthread7533]

Anyone have soap I need to wash my eyes

[@neve_zero0]

Might as well just took it off. Much efficient.

[@purobeedas5197]

Use holy hand grenade

[@l0_0l45]

Just gouge them out.

[@karatewithelian9014]

no you need to look at the sun for 10000 years because it will clean your eyes

[@oni8938]

yes I have very sticky liquid for you to wash your eyes off ;)

[@autisticgamer7861]

Me: That's a lot of money for milk, *drinks it* hmmmmmm taste good worker: that's not milk Me: I know

[@Coolguy-mk7hg]

I could have lived my life without knowing this

[@catsareyes6446]

But here you are; Are you gonna collect the most expensive liquid of what?

[@joshuakoh1291]

@@catsareyes6446 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gacha-RNG]

At least if you know if that milk or horse coom your drinking out of a gallon of...

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

😂😂

[@yondayyon4131]

Whats wrong with knowing this? 🤣 Whats so scary abt that?

[@jeroenand]

Was that a pun at the end? “The price remains stable” 😂

[@toaddude8142]

You have 69 likes

[@heartcomedy5]

Toad Dude, now 125

[@slow350z3]

@@heartcomedy5 now 133

[@akarhythmkarki7783]

@@heartcomedy5 Now 150

[@cruzmarco6048]

now what?

[@Oatsmyboat]

They really making fleshlights for horses now. Why are people like this

[@steverico3090]

Because they don't wanna use their hands or mouth.

[@Oatsmyboat]

@@steverico3090 I mean of course cause who wants to jerk off a horse

[@ericismyname]

Tiny Kite I would for the right amount

[@Oatsmyboat]

@@ericismyname bruh what. Leave the party and off your controller.

[@Star_Scoot]

It's a kink don't worry about it

[@casso_4974]

3:44 alright, that’s enough internet for me today.

[@katomiccomics202]

_I could’ve gone my entire life without knowing this._ *Thank you Insider, very cool*