Why I Don't Use a Better French Accent

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Jacques Ze Whipper

Jacques Ze Whipper

Күн бұрын

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@fabriceclement6587
@fabriceclement6587 Жыл бұрын
As a French I wanna stress out how accurate this is.
@shanchan8247
@shanchan8247 Жыл бұрын
Since you're French, do you frequently feel happiness? 😉
@fabriceclement6587
@fabriceclement6587 Жыл бұрын
@@shanchan8247 yes yes as the first antidepressant using country in the world when it comes we do love the deep feeling of happiness deep within us!
@mental_r0bot459
@mental_r0bot459 Жыл бұрын
SERIOUSLY
@skit555
@skit555 Жыл бұрын
@@mental_r0bot459 Yeah, seriously; parisians are antidepressant gobblers by birth and they do it their whole life to make it bearable. Despite that, people still come to Paris to celebrate love, while it's the capital of antidepressants (those two are probably linked somehow :p )
@raynitaylor1912
@raynitaylor1912 Жыл бұрын
As a person whose childhood language was French, I totally know and understand!
@starsgears9200
@starsgears9200 Жыл бұрын
This is reminding me powerfully of a time a French philosopher apparently bewildered an English speaking audience by spending an hour talking about a cow. Turns out he meant "chaos".
@C-SD
@C-SD Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've read today. lmao
@nivision
@nivision Жыл бұрын
well, you know, when you're used to just dropping half the letters...
@fabriceclement6587
@fabriceclement6587 Жыл бұрын
@@nivision FACTS
@theboxygenie
@theboxygenie 10 ай бұрын
Someone in that audience must've had a cow/birthed a bovine.
@EpsilonRosePersonal
@EpsilonRosePersonal 9 ай бұрын
TO be fair, you'd think philosopher's would be use to talking about things that go "Mu."
@leslieturcotte1008
@leslieturcotte1008 Жыл бұрын
My Memiere (Quebecois Grandmother) Spoke English very well...with a pronounced accent. She understood you use "pretty" for women & "handsome" for men. However, she was also aware that when she said "handsome", it sounded like asshole, & used "pretty" for men as well. 🤣 I miss her SO very much.
@DarkusZarvix
@DarkusZarvix Жыл бұрын
Yours too!? My Memiere has rough English but what she does speak English is so heavily accented it doesn't sound like English and it would require me to stop for a few seconds to play over what she said and try to make out what she said based on emphasis and sounding it out by syllables. Some words made me have to stifle giggles while trying to make out what she actually said, which usually wasn't even in the same ballpark as what it sounded like. That or she'd go in and out of French-Canadian for words she didn't know the English of. XD
@leslieturcotte1008
@leslieturcotte1008 Жыл бұрын
@@DarkusZarvix My Father's family moved from farming in Quebec to working the Granite Quarry in Graniteville (naturally) VT. (In Barre Town). I think Memiere only went to 3rd grade, but was taught all the practical skills of keeping a home. (Great seamstress!) My Dad was the baby, & the only one born in the US. The older children walked to the Catholic school. Every evening, my Memiere would ask the girls what they learned. Majority of others, including neighbors, kind of kept to their own French speaking group. She read the newspaper, in English, every day until she passed. I'm so proud of her! PS: Her best friend was a woman of Italian decent & the only language they had in common was English! So cute, 2 little old ladies chatting away with different accents!
@TheJemy191
@TheJemy191 Жыл бұрын
I've never heard memiere in my life where is that dialect from? I'm from Estrie.
@leslieturcotte1008
@leslieturcotte1008 Жыл бұрын
@@TheJemy191 St. Sylvester, Quebec. I think this term is a contraction of Ma Mere. I'm sure it's a rural, uneducated word, but everyone in Vermont uses it instead of Grand Mere.
@leslieturcotte1008
@leslieturcotte1008 Жыл бұрын
@@TheJemy191 I wasn't familiar with Estrie. Yes, most of the local Quebecois come from West of Montreal. Years ago, I worked for Bombardier & visited LaPocatiere occasionally. My bucket list is to visit Quebec City 1 more time...will include lunch at the Cap Martin. I hope they still make the Poutine A Garni! 😋
@kray3883
@kray3883 8 ай бұрын
In computer programming there is a concept of creating a separate copy of the code to work on. This copy is known as a fork and creating the copy is forking. My French coworker gave a full half hour presentation on this to the entire team. How to fork, when it was appropriate to fork, the benefits of forking... Truly, we have never before or since had so much forking talk at work.
@J2982able
@J2982able 8 ай бұрын
I work hospitality at an international hotel and one of the highlights I look forward to is when our French guests ask for forks.
@kray3883
@kray3883 8 ай бұрын
@@J2982able Well, who doesn't love a good fork, right?
@AntonAdelson
@AntonAdelson 6 ай бұрын
Has anyone ever heard about the Italian in New York????
@leenux2k
@leenux2k 24 күн бұрын
reminds me of the italian man who went to malta
@hackjealousy
@hackjealousy 20 күн бұрын
I once went to class early to ask my comp-sci professor for a recommendation on the best hash-function to use in a project. The next student came in after me and certain words were heard while others were missed - the student slowly started backing out of the classroom with very wide eyes.
@SpruceReduce8854
@SpruceReduce8854 Жыл бұрын
This is very true. I had a teacher who was french and ironically I got distracted every time he said the word "focus"
@kelrush8629
@kelrush8629 11 ай бұрын
My French friend is a teacher and couldn't understand why his class reacted so odd when referring to a chart. In telling us, we were also perplexed as to what his 'chart' is...we finally realised he was saying 'shart' When you think 💬it's gonna sound funny, but it comes out 🍑 runny 💬🍑🌬🌬💩💩 😂😂 Everything's sh**t s and giggles, until someone giggles and s**t s 😹😹😂😂😂
@BazilRat
@BazilRat Жыл бұрын
In school we had a French teacher who was actually French and he would use the accent as a teaching tool, dropping into deep French for the same innuendo jokes to break tension and lighten the mood and things like that. He's the reason why, 25 years later, I still remember dregs of the language despite never having had to use it.
@P3ndaAd3m
@P3ndaAd3m 8 ай бұрын
Dommage, c'est tellement une belle langue le français ( i could comment in english but you need to work our so beautiful language)
@J.Young808
@J.Young808 5 ай бұрын
@@P3ndaAd3mtant pis il y’a Google Translate, mais dommage mon français soit rouillé. Il n'y a pas beaucoup d'occasions de l'utiliser à Honolulu
@jdh4933
@jdh4933 5 ай бұрын
What happens if you wanna come to the show and you’re not 13 yet?
@cronostvg
@cronostvg Жыл бұрын
When French is said to be the language of love, I didn't know it meant, "Every one should feel a-pe-ness".
@fabriceclement6587
@fabriceclement6587 Жыл бұрын
« Everywan should fill a peness. - A PENIS?! Wait, oh you meant Happiness! - Did I stutter? »
@i_ritsu9915
@i_ritsu9915 11 ай бұрын
Haha I was looking for this comment
@catloaferisnotabread
@catloaferisnotabread 9 ай бұрын
@@i_ritsu9915 same
@chucku00
@chucku00 24 күн бұрын
"a-pe-ness in ze aouss-ole"
@BastardOfTheNorth
@BastardOfTheNorth 21 күн бұрын
I agree completely, everyone should feel it at least once in their life whether it's their own or someone else's
@RHTQ1
@RHTQ1 Жыл бұрын
This was a shockingly good way to get that point across. Shoulda gone over the head of any kids who haven't already heard equivalent phrases, got some laughs, but also clearly proved his point. Respect.
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme 8 ай бұрын
Shockingly good why? He said it was pg13 therefore he made pg13 jokes
@SubsWithNoVideos-ps2pc
@SubsWithNoVideos-ps2pc 7 ай бұрын
@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeI think he means that the person made the jokes hidden enough so that the remaining kids dont get the joke, but clear enough so that the parents know what to expect
@RHTQ1
@RHTQ1 6 ай бұрын
Ive been to ren faire performances with kiddos where there shouldn't have been kiddos. Some parents just want to see the show, some believe their kids have seen worse and decide that the bell has been rung, etc etc. He's found a funny way to comvey to those who would care and yet are still there that he's serious in a comedic show 🤷‍♀️
@kittygumdrop7442
@kittygumdrop7442 5 ай бұрын
​@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme, it was good because he was able to cleverly convey what he meant about it being pg-13. He never actually said the raunchy stuff that might later be said, but adults could all get the gist of what type of humor was going to be used fir the remainder of the show. Some people might think pg-13 just meant cuss words, and then get offended that there were dirty jokes otherwise.
@JudgeMagisterSnow
@JudgeMagisterSnow Жыл бұрын
As someone who is French and was raised around people with thick French accents, despite being raised in Louisiana, this is why I trained myself out of the accent at a young age.
@nivision
@nivision Жыл бұрын
I'm Texan, and my grandma (who raised me) taught me to speak originally without the regional accent because she hated hers so bad and thought it made her sound uneducated (she went to college, big deal for a lady back then). I later wound up teaching myself the accent, bizarrely, because when you're rubbing elbows with middle and lower class people here and you sound like you're from "Up North", they mistrust you. guess she had higher ambitions for me. but subsequently it switches on and off and if I get on an angry tear I go from "well bless your heart, darlin', would you like an iced tea" to... I guess I can only describe it as the fired up pro wrestler ranting but in a weirdly TransAtlantic accent and a huge vocabulary? I probably sound like I need an exorcism but I swear neither are fake at this point!
@MegaMew204
@MegaMew204 9 ай бұрын
​@@nivision you're not the only one, my accent is... Weird... I sound like the perfect mix of north and south... I don't have quite the sothern twang other than a couple words but I also don't have the northern accent on words...
@GeneralKenobi69420
@GeneralKenobi69420 8 ай бұрын
>French >raised in Louisiana ????
@JudgeMagisterSnow
@JudgeMagisterSnow 8 ай бұрын
Grandparents were French immigrants and Louisiana is where most French is spoken in the US.
@GeneralKenobi69420
@GeneralKenobi69420 8 ай бұрын
@@JudgeMagisterSnow Soo.. you're American, with French ancestry. Got it
@NikFromm
@NikFromm Жыл бұрын
Now I understand why it’s known as the “language of love.” Because you can’t stop talking about making love!😂
@Art1_Sec8
@Art1_Sec8 Жыл бұрын
or 'appiness
@brisaquina8816
@brisaquina8816 Жыл бұрын
@@Art1_Sec8 Still part of making love :P (Males have it lol)
@foxfire8284
@foxfire8284 Жыл бұрын
APenis
@VixeyTeh
@VixeyTeh 11 ай бұрын
Focus...😊
@gpearce11
@gpearce11 6 ай бұрын
That, and if you mispronounce a word or phrase, there's about a 90% chance you accidentally make it horny.
@candlelitpeppermintcarniva8509
@candlelitpeppermintcarniva8509 Жыл бұрын
The transformation into deep French was amazing 😂😂😂❤❤ Lost all the words except for the naughty ones
@user-vb6gl6nf7c
@user-vb6gl6nf7c Жыл бұрын
Priorities. 😉 😂
@WolfgangDoW
@WolfgangDoW Жыл бұрын
Did you feel happiness?
@RHTQ1
@RHTQ1 Жыл бұрын
I suppose listening to a professor with a strong french accent try to teach me Organic chemistry did pay off, bc it took me longer to hear the jokes since I was still focused on what he was saying. Shame that the orgo didn't stick tho :/
@RandomTheAthenaDemigod
@RandomTheAthenaDemigod Жыл бұрын
I love how easily he switches from standard to deep French.
@ledocteur7701
@ledocteur7701 Жыл бұрын
I can't switch that well on purpose, however when I get angry my accent becomes progressively more french and eventually shifts into german.
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын
@@ledocteur7701 You live near the French German Border? Or Swiss? Because the accent there is very German like.
@ledocteur7701
@ledocteur7701 Жыл бұрын
@@livedandletdie Yes, right next to the german border in fact, Strasbourg.
@cindyf5521
@cindyf5521 11 ай бұрын
Loving Jacques' international audience 🌎
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 11 ай бұрын
@@ledocteur7701 damn, you get so angry even your accent becomes occupied (jk)
@Virtuous_Rogue
@Virtuous_Rogue Жыл бұрын
The King and Queen were actually upset because they should be called "Your Majesty". "Your Highness" is used for princes, princesses, dukes, and duchesses.
@kohakuaiko
@kohakuaiko Жыл бұрын
😂Yes, but the joke falls flat otherwise 😂😅😂😅
@leslieturcotte1008
@leslieturcotte1008 Жыл бұрын
But, not nearly as funny.
@Virtuous_Rogue
@Virtuous_Rogue Жыл бұрын
He could change the king and queen to a duke and duchess in the joke. I just thought it was funny
@JenniferKitchens123
@JenniferKitchens123 Жыл бұрын
Historically, dukes and duchesses area referred to as “your Grace”- in England, anyway
@Virtuous_Rogue
@Virtuous_Rogue Жыл бұрын
Ah I didn't realize that. I found the Wikipedia for royal and noble styles and highness is used for Grand Dukes and Duchesses, some other Dukes and Duchesses, but not English Dukes and Duchesses. Noble styles become really messy when you throw in language translations.
@avsgriffy
@avsgriffy Жыл бұрын
My very French drill Sergeant in basic training: “you think you sweat now? I make you sweater!”
@birdmadd8137
@birdmadd8137 5 ай бұрын
But did it work?
@RFC3514
@RFC3514 23 күн бұрын
Well, that is quite a threat, when you think about it.
@fishnewt1331
@fishnewt1331 Жыл бұрын
Lmao, a flex and a lesson. I’m impressed.
@srshani
@srshani Жыл бұрын
instead of songs its just going to be people shouting out words they want Jacques to say in a Deep French Accent
@editornia
@editornia Жыл бұрын
XD
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын
My highness will feel happiness deep inside.
@csisupgilgrissom
@csisupgilgrissom Жыл бұрын
This is so true. My first French pastry teacher had a thick accent and you really had to FOCUS to understand. Lots of confusion and later happiness 😅😂
@foxfire8284
@foxfire8284 Жыл бұрын
The language of love...
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын
You don't have to focus that hard, as Tenacious D said, sometimes you got to focus gently...
@lanmandragoran8337
@lanmandragoran8337 8 ай бұрын
@@livedandletdie But sometimes, sometimes you gotta FOCUS HARD
@DarkusZarvix
@DarkusZarvix Жыл бұрын
As someone with French-Canadian family... god, it is funny to try and understand what they are saying sometimes. With the differences in pronunciation of certain letters(or not pronouncing some at all, like "h"), it leads to some funny things you almost need to double take and decipher. XD
@kevisbull9672
@kevisbull9672 Жыл бұрын
"I want you guys to feel a penis!" 😅😂
@filiaaut
@filiaaut 7 ай бұрын
It's kind of funny, because one of the biggest tells that someone is French Canadian as opposed to a European French speaker, is that even when they speak French, they pronounce the English words throughout with an English pronunciation instead of a French one (makes it really easy to know which French dub of a Spiderman movie you are watching, for instance), they clearly are more used than us (and more commonly able) to speak English "properly".
@evangeloevoxi
@evangeloevoxi Жыл бұрын
Lmfao the anger at the parents in the crowd at the end 🤣😂😅
@pokemontas8025
@pokemontas8025 Жыл бұрын
As a French Fry I can confirm this is accurate.
@sorban5352
@sorban5352 8 ай бұрын
So you're Belgium ?
@dianadoubled8865
@dianadoubled8865 8 ай бұрын
I haven't heard that term in forever. Almost miss the English Muffins. (Although that might just be what I called them...)
@leslieturcotte1008
@leslieturcotte1008 Жыл бұрын
All my life has been leading up to this conversation. 😂 My (Irish) Mom's name is Eleanor...(a French name for over a 1000 years) One of our Quebecois friends always added the H before the leading vowel. Got a kick whenever she said Hell-in-ore. My Father, Henry, was, of course, addressed as En-ree. 🙄 I think I should refer to these as the flying H-es.
@UnicornsPoopRainbows
@UnicornsPoopRainbows Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of how Brits change ending As to ‘er’ and ending ‘er’ to As. Veronica -> Veroniker Parker -> Pahka
@Ciara_Turner
@Ciara_Turner Жыл бұрын
​@@UnicornsPoopRainbowsif I'm remembering right, it's called R-intrusion. Common when you're going from one vowel to a different vowel; "Veronica is dancing" -> :Veroniker is dancing". Us Brits genuinely don't hear the extra "r" sound, (in general) but it certainly does exist. An artefact from the way we pronounce vowels and stress syllables Very interesting how one's native culture can affect how we hear/say sounds, even within a shared language
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын
@@Ciara_Turner R-coloration of word final vowels.
@leslieturcotte1008
@leslieturcotte1008 Ай бұрын
@@UnicornsPoopRainbows In New England, Vermont, we typically drop the g off an ing. ie Parking = Parkin. Symptom of a living language, I guess.
@tscimb
@tscimb Жыл бұрын
This was a loving, and clear, explanation of the situation.
@DJ-co3ij
@DJ-co3ij Жыл бұрын
I just like to say I love watching your videos. It fills me with "Happiness". (Thank you for making me laugh on my lunch break!)
@juliecarson3623
@juliecarson3623 Жыл бұрын
Shout out to the caption queen - fantastic work 🤩
@Sphyix
@Sphyix Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the videos 😊 Unfortunately since I live in Italy the chance of meeting you in a show is probably slim, so thanks for the videos on KZbin again, love you and your show.
@Alicia-zf3nq
@Alicia-zf3nq Жыл бұрын
I've had so many French classmates that it took me a while to realise they were innuendos because I'm so used to that accent. But when I closed my eyes and stopped reading along with the subtitles, this became the funniest bit
@IceNixie0102
@IceNixie0102 Ай бұрын
I still can't figure out what "highness" is supposed to sound like? I think I'm too used to accents.
@Alicia-zf3nq
@Alicia-zf3nq Ай бұрын
​@@IceNixie0102 To avoid youtube censoring my comment, he was complimenting the king and queen's bottoms. Or the second part of Uranus, if that makes it clearer
@kristencalcaterra5662
@kristencalcaterra5662 Жыл бұрын
I was so sorry to miss your show at Maryland Renaissance Festival this year! Please come back, you have a huge fan base here
@fionamilway5628
@fionamilway5628 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious! My family are Swiss French, solidarity ❤ Also, have you ever seen Allo Allo? The French policeman takes this to the next level Jacques, do you speak French? I've always been curious
@rhonal4198
@rhonal4198 Жыл бұрын
I love Allo Allo! Genuinely one of the all time great shows and so few people know it!
@fionamilway5628
@fionamilway5628 Жыл бұрын
​@@rhonal4198it's a classic isn't it?
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 Жыл бұрын
Good Moaning I will tell you only once
@VixeyTeh
@VixeyTeh 11 ай бұрын
I loved that show. I laughed so hard every episode. Those accents were WILD. 🤣 Everytime the policeman showed up and said "good moaning." 🤣
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 11 ай бұрын
@@VixeyTeh I will tell you this only once
@oren_cohen
@oren_cohen Жыл бұрын
I will never look at the words "focus" "highness" and "happiness" the same way again XD
@shahesfelazi8549
@shahesfelazi8549 8 ай бұрын
I am not getting the highness part what does it sound like?
@christhesoulcastermage
@christhesoulcastermage 8 ай бұрын
​@@shahesfelazi8549It sounds like the second half of the 7th planet from the sun (IDK what youtube will autofilter anymore so Imma be careful with it lol)
@shahesfelazi8549
@shahesfelazi8549 8 ай бұрын
@@christhesoulcastermage ok annusssss thanks lol
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын
I feel happiness whenever I see your whipping highness, your performance is heart, soul and wit. Hand me happiness, bursting forth with loads of joy coming my way. From this day on, you are not Jacques ze Whipper, but Jacques of Happiness.
@rcslyman8929
@rcslyman8929 9 ай бұрын
It's funny how it goes from ヽ(´ー`)┌ to ಠ_ಠ in the flick of a whip.
@RyanRex
@RyanRex Жыл бұрын
As a bilingual English/French I absolutely loved this! Wonderfully done!
@AndrewSmoot
@AndrewSmoot 3 ай бұрын
0:32, them's fightin' words!
@ZoraCatone
@ZoraCatone Жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this to be on KZbin for so long. 🤩
@aurinslady7119
@aurinslady7119 Жыл бұрын
You always make me laugh.
@skit555
@skit555 Жыл бұрын
Great one. Still we can hear a bit of the "h" in your pronunciation; French speaker don't have a hard time hiding their "h" but we have a hard time pronouncing it (which leads to stuff like "Are you hungry or angry?"). Also, a great test to falsify fake French speaker is the "Aurore" test, totally a tongue twister for English speaker ;p
@samantha6564
@samantha6564 Жыл бұрын
I'm learning French and yeah that one would be a dead giveaway 😂
@shizukagozen777
@shizukagozen777 Жыл бұрын
Wooohhh, I'll try to remember the "Aurore" trick, it might be useful someday ! 😮🤭
@satibel
@satibel Жыл бұрын
It's often that h are added where they're not needed.
@Finalstar5
@Finalstar5 Жыл бұрын
What's the "Aurore" test?
@skit555
@skit555 Жыл бұрын
@@Finalstar5 Try to pronounce it without stammering 😉
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 Жыл бұрын
Lol, Ses and his non-existent poker face. He just can't hold back a laugh.
@bernardjacques3860
@bernardjacques3860 8 ай бұрын
As a french i gotta admit, this might be the best kind of french-bashing i've ever seen. Cheers dude, you awesome.
@GeneralKenobi69420
@GeneralKenobi69420 8 ай бұрын
Daily reminder que c'est "as a french person" ou "as a frenchman" mais pas "as a french" merci
@dianecheney4141
@dianecheney4141 Жыл бұрын
My mother couldn’t say asterisk and that has something to do with her grandmother teaching her French when she was little. My mother always called it ass tricks. Which was very unfortunate because she taught a class in ascii. To adults in Nevada. The students were brutal
@iPyromantic
@iPyromantic Жыл бұрын
Did.... did her grandmother never give her any comic books?
@dianecheney4141
@dianecheney4141 Жыл бұрын
@@iPyromantic no, Asterix wasn’t available in the US at that time. My grandmother came from a very rigid German family that didn’t speak English, so when she started school, she had to learn English before she could learn anything else. And my mothers grandmother left France around 1860 or so
@seabream
@seabream 11 ай бұрын
I'm sorry that she went through that. I would note that a lots of people with english regional accents also pronounce asterisk that way. It's not exclusively french accented english. I wonder if those students just didn't have a lot of contact with different people that made her accent noteworthy enough to be brutally othering about it. That's sad.
@unik124
@unik124 Жыл бұрын
I KNEW this bit was yours! Could not find it anywhere! Thanks for posting
@spacedoutgaming
@spacedoutgaming Жыл бұрын
This is literally one of my favorite videos of yours, i believe one of the first i saw too so may have made me a fan tbh
@DaRichMan
@DaRichMan 7 күн бұрын
I keep coming back to this video. It is truly a masterpiece of comedy.
@amysusanna214
@amysusanna214 Жыл бұрын
This is the kind of disclaimer Colleen Ballinger could've had and chose not to
@kebert2thumbsup
@kebert2thumbsup Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@tanyacarbajal3597
@tanyacarbajal3597 Жыл бұрын
OMG😳😹
@Vampyrghoul
@Vampyrghoul Жыл бұрын
don't compare him to that bohemian.
@kebert2thumbsup
@kebert2thumbsup Жыл бұрын
@@Vampyrghoul that's an insult to bohemians! She is in her own class.
@mark6302
@mark6302 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't tell all those people that I wanted them to feel happiness without cracking up
@agendrairbendr1717
@agendrairbendr1717 Жыл бұрын
My maths teacher has a French accent and has done both the focus one and the happiness one, and we had to explain to her why we all laughed
@MrKozeyekan
@MrKozeyekan Жыл бұрын
This is the level of comedy that makes me feel at home.
@felixvenne-deshaies2926
@felixvenne-deshaies2926 Жыл бұрын
as a french canadian bard having to do bilingual performances often, I feel this. I feel this, hard.
@courtneybermack
@courtneybermack Жыл бұрын
This is a thing of beauty. Thank you!
@Parmesana
@Parmesana Жыл бұрын
I enjoy your quick wit
@abydosianchulac2
@abydosianchulac2 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the scene in Shakespeare's _Henry V_ where a French character is learning body parts and articles of clothing in English. The pronunciations are great, but things end abruptly when they get to the word "gown" and pronounce it like they'd pronounce the French C word.
@snylilith
@snylilith Жыл бұрын
That reminds me that day when my friend went to see Oskar animated shorts and before the last one there was an annoucement "this is an adult only animation, if you are here with children, thank you, it's time for you to go" (or sth among this lines). After the annoucement no one moved... until they saw the title. It was "My Year of Dicks" and THEN half of the people in the room stand up and left.
@sfsmaus
@sfsmaus Жыл бұрын
I feel happiness every day. 🙂
@dwaggystar6979
@dwaggystar6979 7 ай бұрын
The youtooz arrived today it matches you so well. Not as good at whipping but otherwise perfection! So cute
@pacificostudios
@pacificostudios 10 ай бұрын
Jacques is a Frenchman who talks to the French royalty and yet wears a French Revolutionary cockade. I guess he's covering all his bases.
@beckywheeler2016
@beckywheeler2016 11 ай бұрын
No matter how many times I watch this I laugh every time because he does it SO well
@LS-um3zq
@LS-um3zq Жыл бұрын
Such a great bit! I could listen to it many times!
@jmerc452
@jmerc452 4 ай бұрын
LoL, this is reminiscent of the fantastic Britcom "Allo, Allo" when the French maidens say "Oh, Renee, you give me happiness" in a French accent.
@CrystalMAD17
@CrystalMAD17 Жыл бұрын
It’s been a long time since I felt “happiness” 😊
@MusicLoverGurl
@MusicLoverGurl 11 ай бұрын
The switch at the end to yell about how kids shouldn't be at the show made me *cackle*
@rhyanstrys
@rhyanstrys Жыл бұрын
I understood perfectly fine
@Adylure
@Adylure Жыл бұрын
My mom has a Puerto Rican accent, so we sometimes tease her for the things she says. She, too, says f**k us instead of "focus."
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 Жыл бұрын
That's a masterpiece right there.
@TanyaQueen182
@TanyaQueen182 Жыл бұрын
okay before I press play. I read the title and the my answer was immediately "duh, that's part of the bit" right? okay pressing play now lol.
@TanyaQueen182
@TanyaQueen182 Жыл бұрын
ahhhhh I was wrong lol
@kamicokrolock
@kamicokrolock 9 ай бұрын
Back in the late 90's early 00's, on PBS there was a baking show with a French chef who every time he said "sheet pan" on the show would spell it out. He really played in to the comedy of it. I ve forgotten what it was called but I was reminded of it just now.
@Crashpad1413
@Crashpad1413 7 ай бұрын
Jacques Pepin maybe?
@nephilexfrost7202
@nephilexfrost7202 5 ай бұрын
This man is what all bards should aspire to
@lisahoshowsky4251
@lisahoshowsky4251 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize Poirot was undercover as a whipper at a Ren Faire😆
@2adamast
@2adamast 6 ай бұрын
Poirot wasn't french
@danieldimitri6133
@danieldimitri6133 Жыл бұрын
What was the joke in super troopers 2? The key to life is Happiness in your household?
@philcourteney4328
@philcourteney4328 8 ай бұрын
After working many years in a multilingual team, this took me a second to get where the joke was…they need a Spanish assistant called Juan Carlos, shortened of course to Juan-Car. 😉
@LadyVineXIII
@LadyVineXIII Жыл бұрын
I am sitting in a Starbucks, dying of laughter. Thank you for making my day.
@RCox-bm1on
@RCox-bm1on 8 ай бұрын
I just found your channel today and I can't tell you how much you stressed my stomach muscles. 😂😂😂
@tamaradavis2276
@tamaradavis2276 11 ай бұрын
But the dad tone at the end... even the dads in the audience were paying attention.
@PsychoEkan
@PsychoEkan 11 ай бұрын
"I can do a proper french accent" said the texan to the american crowd.
@Indigoisaspookyghost
@Indigoisaspookyghost 10 ай бұрын
He’s a Texan?
@mikelezhnin8601
@mikelezhnin8601 5 ай бұрын
I got bonheur from this (bonheur in french means happiness)
@m.h.7364
@m.h.7364 Жыл бұрын
Okay once you perform La Marseillaise on the whips, we'll accept you as one of our own
@Azylys-
@Azylys- Жыл бұрын
We don't...okay we do sound like that when we speak english, fair 😂
@shizukagozen777
@shizukagozen777 Жыл бұрын
Not me and never did. 😅😂😂
@katieh40
@katieh40 Жыл бұрын
Omg I almost peed myself laughing! 😂😂😂
@gusthegrinch7390
@gusthegrinch7390 Жыл бұрын
Someone please ask Jock to do The Masochism Tango!
@eylora_
@eylora_ 8 ай бұрын
As a French, a saw the "focus" one happen in an international meeting at a previous job. Yep, French accent can cause incidents!
@1000PaperBunnies
@1000PaperBunnies 4 ай бұрын
The real-life Dick Grayson. Also, "a little raunchy but ok" is the definition of PG-13. If it gets worse, you graduated age limits.
@skyhightabby
@skyhightabby Жыл бұрын
He really got so serious about the children
@drakephoenixfeather4056
@drakephoenixfeather4056 8 ай бұрын
I spent about 1 week in Paris about 16 years ago and dear god that brought me right back to having to internally translate via context a perfectly normal sounding word into what it actually was like I was still in Paris at 16. I envy all who can accent switch that well
@morsatra42
@morsatra42 Жыл бұрын
chef's kiss
@Katseye102
@Katseye102 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see one of his shows one day!! He’s so halarious!!
@RavenStorm1031
@RavenStorm1031 Жыл бұрын
I love this so fricken much XD
@CelestaDarkdweller
@CelestaDarkdweller Жыл бұрын
Super Troopers 2 vibes!!
@pinkpeonies3236
@pinkpeonies3236 Жыл бұрын
This is by far brilliant. I definitely felt the HAPPINESS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@daniellezepess
@daniellezepess Жыл бұрын
The part of my brain that is perpetually a 13-year-old found much happEEEEness in this. 😂
@benwagner5089
@benwagner5089 Жыл бұрын
May Your HIGHNESS be filled with HAPPINESS. Wait, why are the guards clapping me in irons?
@zariannabutterfly9148
@zariannabutterfly9148 4 ай бұрын
The fact that he did that with a straight face tho 😂
@Samurai_Stoner
@Samurai_Stoner 8 ай бұрын
I started a fiction podcast about 2 years ago, one I also voice act for... a french accent is hard to do well at least I thought it was 😂 respect
@SomKid1102
@SomKid1102 Жыл бұрын
The amount of focus to keep a stable face is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Agju
@Agju Жыл бұрын
dat highness
@SmokinFoolz
@SmokinFoolz Жыл бұрын
Jacques, I am a fan. much love.
@liliamrodriguez3020
@liliamrodriguez3020 9 ай бұрын
Great video
@monsieurstrolland8555
@monsieurstrolland8555 2 сағат бұрын
Vous l'avez fait avec beaucoup d'adresse bravo!
@dawnkryxel
@dawnkryxel 8 ай бұрын
When your video crossed my KZbin feed and it's my favorite one I have seen on tiktok. It was fate.
@rustyshackleford2950
@rustyshackleford2950 6 ай бұрын
It's funny but I love how he brings it home by slipping back into an American accent for "And children should not be at this show!" Mic drop. Point proven.
@red-falcon
@red-falcon Ай бұрын
You speak very well the Anglais and you have a perfect accent from La France ^^
@Roark3675
@Roark3675 8 ай бұрын
this sounds more like the guy is coming from Dagestan than France tbh
@AtlasNL
@AtlasNL Жыл бұрын
I wasn’t even aware you were trying to do a french accent in the first place hahaha
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