Why I Placed 1,000,000 Bamboo...

in this video i planted over 1,000,000 bambo on this server! and it was insane!
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Like Parrot / ParrotX2 Lifesteal SMP Series where he broke bedrock or blew up 12.240 TNT. Not Technoblade / TommyInnit / or any other Dream SMP member. This is a new and original Minecraft idea like HermitCraft or LastLife with Grian and MumboJumbo. Survival is harder than Hardcore Minecraft because PVP is on. I escaped this Minecraft prison like Omziiscool but not Parrot or Clownpierce or Spoke with 100+ / 2,193 Bedrock and TNT. This stacked player stole my permanent hearts on the Lifesteal SMP
Thanks for watching - CJL.. (credit to gismo for the thumbnail)

[@Seth_CR7]

“I wonder who placed all this bamboo at spawn” Also CJL with bamboo all around his base and an entire bamboo farm

[@Gold4Crew]

IKR

[@LofiPieYT]

yeah true!

[@KingMako30]

Invisibility potions would've made this easier. Even if they spot you, they wouldn't see your name until you were slain and had it show up in chat.

[@CJL]

I had glowing lol

[@connorson3468]

Also they would see all ppl on the server on the server list soooo when CJL is alone with someone else they just need to look at the server list

[@hassanrizwan6304]

@@connorson3468 yeah

[@notnow7302]

@@amberwoodside3399 they would still see on tab who was it, he planted only when there was no one and someone would immediately know it's him if they were 1v1

[@kylekataryn3454]

@@CJL it's not a lie to say you're not the "bamboo bandit" because that's their name, not yours.

[@Mariwend]

It makes it way harder to disguise yourself considering your constantly surrounded by a radiant light capable of piercing through solid objects.

[@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter]

Perfect way to throw them off... Say your base was hit by the bamboo bandit. And hit some others to sow the seeds of doubt.

[@CJL]

This would have been really good lol

[@krispalermo8133]

@@CJL I tried a water trap to kill monsters that didn't work out, but ... I had six buckets of water funnel into a center point and put a door in front of it facing off a cliff over water. Whoever opens the door is hit by a burst of water with some much pressure it knocks the person off the cliff into the water. The shock value was it kills the person that opens the door and blows their equipment all over the place floating on the sea below the cliff. a.) My thirty year old cousin, " Christ WTF ?! .. How that happen, lets try that again !" b.) My cousin sister, just a state of mild confusion. c.) My cousin's wife, .. she didn't find it too funny at the lest. So my cousin built a water tower above the safe house, and told his wife to use the back door. So she used the front door and flooded the main base, drowning, dying, respawning, and drowning again in repeated cycles till my cousin open and close the water pipe from the outside. Needless to say, his wife wasn't happy. 2.) Find a working mine pit, tunnel in and up creating a mushroom. create six water fountains leading down a center shaft. When the miner returns to the pit to finish working, they remove the placement block and flood their location drowning. My cousin created a Neither Portal, so since I was new to the game and he was sleeping on the couch. I went through the portal dying a dozen times. But in one spot I manage to tunnel in and safeguard myself. I created the water trap and place a cube block of ore to bait him. When he removed the ore, he was water pushed straight out into a larva pit. b.) After he got BLOWN off the cliff with my prank, he looked at me and said, " OHH ! Soo, .. you been through the portal a few times ! " Larva traps are fun too.

[@Willsion]

This video is a perfect combination of humour and story, AMAZING job cjl!

[@Makranime]

hello willsion

[@thermobarickitten1062]

Those pandas are gonna be REALLY happy...

[@kidgamermms5797]

Very true

[@radestpro5516]

Lol

[@eTurboMC]

They set for life

[@kidgamermms5797]

Loll...................

[@PandaciteYT]

FR

[@nikrotar6980]

CJL 100% failed math bro planted 350k bamboo and said 750k left. No words man

[@parijaatwaghmare7624]

?

[@_mobile_task_force]

750k + 350k isnt a Million- it’s 1.1million

[@FlowCreators]

Naw he just subtracted 100K for all the bamboo stalks that he double stacked by accident 😆

[@Reeon]

bro's the bamboo bandit 💀

[@mohammadmubasshir2667]

Hi reeon

[@Makranime]

hello reeon

[@CamoEye]

💀 real

[@yeahtiny]

Fr

[@xxthejesful]

Awe man you spoiled it

[@Stryph_]

I still have SO MUCH BAMBOO to clean up 💀

[@SubtoChoice]

Damn

[@kais-alr]

ngl they totally should have called you something like 'the bamboozler' because calling you a bandit implies you were stealing bamboo, when it was kinda the opposite, plus you bamboozled the entire server by creating the biggest mystery, and it sounds cooler

[@Dark_Vekx]

Honestly, I think the bamboo looks good. It adds life to the boring ass planes of nothingness

[@DemonWolfLov45]

The team that is trying to win this 'find the bamboo bandit' challenge: *attempting to guilt trip cjl* cjl: "I miss the part, where's that's my problem"

[@Clip_It1]

I can imagine your pain dealing with the lag from breaking a bunch of them down at once

[@peter-rg9jf]

If i were to do that, i would hide a few bamboo filled chests close to spawn, and some empty ones and one half full, then i would be able to claim that i found it on accident and stole some, i would also do something like a nether road taking them to a false hideout with a Farm

[@InfamousJJ]

bamboo bandit!!!

[@dewandhrubajyotimaral7363]

Yo jj

[@Makranime]

hello jj

[@Paw_vr]

Lol

[@affemitwaffe7407]

This video really inspired me im now trying to cover the entire minecraft world with bamboo

[@Secret63333]

Rolled a 2 on persuasion, but they rolled a 1 on perception.

[@robot_6183]

plant tons of mangrove trees around burnable wooden structures , they are hell to remove and take forever (in my experience)

[@OnlyASquid]

Bros fr the bamboozler 😮

[@CamoEye]

LOL

[@artbannedone]

“did you place any bamboo” “yeah…” me : not any but it’s ALOT

[@white_as_paper]

absolutely beautifully created and a legendary vid im new here and more minecraft youtubers like you should be blowing up to 3 mil subs

[@azafreak]

And then they met their greatest enemy, The letter R

[@hamohaharemix13]

As 1.20 is out by now that would be realllllly useful!

[@WallysVoid]

You know, if you’re gonna lie, you should have admitted your house has bamboo, but tell them someone had been stealing it.

[@MINIVOID1063]

Your a funny and very entertaining person. And you male high quality videos. Hope you go far lol. Well deserved

[@lpfsa]

poop

[@theorangeoof926]

“So you’re saying that the Bamboo Bandit built a bamboo wall and farm in your base, blew your base and his farm up and then wrapped up and left?” “Wow, that’s based.”

[@ChiffoiMC]

i loved the part where the bamboo bandit bamboozled all over the place

[@kagetani7705]

i love his personality its just fun to watch.

[@winter7614]

they have been bamboozled

[@tessaelto1472]

Bro this cracked me up😭 so wholesome and randomly hilarious

[@PandaciteYT]

Yessir, as a panda i encourage this content

[@ArcadeOrca]

You're so funny! The editing is amazing too!! Keep it up 👍

[@papashoovi]

next time you gotta plant 1 billion seeds over the server

[@MisterZalgo]

Should there to be logs of cj placing several 100 thousand items during all the times the bandit struck

[@LiterallyLukas]

Awesome video CJL!!!

[@dewandhrubajyotimaral7363]

Yo lukas

[@Makranime]

hello lukas

[@xhv8632]

This guy is the best !I dont know how he hasnt blown up?!

[@Gelo222]

i remember watching this guys streams when he hosted private games on hypixel

[@Captainukes]

Love the way he gaslit everyone 😂

[@Georgetheone]

You should make a bamboo farm next time!

[@iEdwin1000]

man this video was entertaining, great job man. what editor do you use?

[@GGE415]

This is one of the least-destructive but = hilarious troll moves lol😂

[@TheMinecraftBlockHD]

Awesome video man!

[@ClumsyToast]

Hahah, I love this kind of stuff. Subscribed!!

[@Saphintosh]

"Say it again, Bart" "Bamboo" "YAYYYYYYY"

[@error4life199]

Dude, imagine the mod apotheosis was installed those bamboo would grow up to 30ish blocks high.

[@PLZBAN.N0AH]

Bamboo bandit lore goes crazyy

[@Seth_CR7]

CJL is such a bad liar which I guess is a good thing but when Beary found him near sharkz I already had an entire story in my head that would make it look 100% like he was like innocent

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

He was wandering the server and saw a nametag. Was looking at it then saw it was sharkz. Then decided to leave. But beary logged on at that moment.

[@FlamingBlueZack2]

... this guy is so convincing I subed as soon as he told me to lol

[@rosscelot8589]

You could say that the server got Bamboozled

[@paramitayolandatantri6380]

AND CONGRATS U PLANTED ONE MILLION BAMBOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@Dajan456]

like how they meet up ingame to meet up in discord vc very immersive

[@ArtemIsABadName]

6:45 Bamdit “aw maw gawd bruh, wha da hieell yo shut yo ass bro”

[@irenewoods3666]

CJL: Boba collecting of the bamboo area … what am I saying

[@ocorrupted]

WAKE UP! CJL JUST POSTED 🎉

[@-angelz]

Love this video sm u deserve 500k subs

[@Deannawhite92]

Hello this is the first video I am watching of yours and I would like to know what time you get on the smp today so I can team up with you

[@24k_kevy]

bamboo bandit💀💀

[@rufavulpes]

ngl when i saw the thumbnail my first thought was "damn that backyard is overgrown" and the next moment was "WAIT THAt'S MINECRAFT!?"

[@expchan]

bro just placed some bamboo💀

[@Makranime]

yoo expchan

[@CashTheAmazing]

i just love this guys voice its so amazing not to be rude but it makes it more funny im really sorry if it hurts or if ur insecure about it

[@Zorzxy]

GOOD JOB KEEP MAKING CONTENT MIGHT BE FUTRE SPOKE!!!

[@MeggaGiantMan]

"HOW DO THEY KNOW ITS ME??" *goes home and is surrounded by 100k bamboo*

[@MisterZalgo]

Lmao that’s like blowing up your meth lab but leaving all the equipment for the cops to find 5 yards away lol

[@Felawnie]

I am crying with laughter. The interrogation!!!!! Did we-did we check our sources? dfshjgdfshgjdfsghjdgh!!!!!!!!!!

[@forswag]

i love your accent and all of the cuts XD

[@llawliet7163]

ive definitely never seen this exact video multiple times before

[@CamoEye]

The great comeback!

[@_.curiousbloos._2586]

*whole base surrounded by bamboo** **cjl: why are they getting suspicious of me?!**

[@MrOrmanley]

Bamboo Bandit is pretty cool, but how about; *THE BAMBOOZLER?!*

[@BeruTheMonarch]

video was great! Earned my sub:)

[@rayyanalikamran6214]

nice man

[@Lind37]

This was AMAZING

[@DylPicklee]

I WAS WAITING FOR THISSSS GG

[@princekhatri88]

Bro will you try to grow some in real life too btw love your videos.

[@RasplinYT]

This was funny

[@KessokuBassist]

Eientei gonna appear in the bamboo

[@michealking6425]

Worst mystery on the server, there was so much evidence against you (playtime,bamboo home, bamboo farm, placed bamboo statistics). Then again, deductions are easier when you can see from both sides

[@carr__]

why does your voice calm me down so much

[@LGFC1818]

You rote 1,000,000 but you sed 100,000 bamboos

[@ItsTakend]

the bamboo bandit got his base

[@paultbb3498]

amazing video

[@Petscopgamer]

do you know you could put a sign up that says it was the bamboo bandit after your house got destroyed and show it to your friends be like what the heck boom nobody suspicious of you

[@pkxma]

"dey bwoke the bambwoo"

[@usxrmoment8621]

wild 😭😭

[@craystars1506]

i started to watch the video an started laughing every 15 seconds because of the funniest randomness

[@user-fg2cm1fw8p]

you should've done a bamboo planter, and had someone light the bamboo on fire.

[@blakedmc1989RaveHD]

bamboo for me means more sticks to trade with villagers and still have enough sticks for other things

[@voidzilla7282]

You sparked a fire in me to start annoying my friends with bamboo now

[@collinkim9839]

shouldve called him the bamboozler

[@only1bladetitan]

They should’ve named him the “Bamboozler”

[@catalyst999]

love your vids bro

[@marvelmaniac143]

he sounds like mikey little brother from dhar mann all grown up

[@rguess]

"How does he speculate it's me," maybe it's the base surrounded in bamboo.

[@aidenchapman]

Unless you did shulkers off camera that can't be 1m bamboo because if each was 12 high you would need 48.22 shulkers full of stacks of bamboo

[@AAHumann_]

you really bamboozled them

[@Chrly]

That's psychopath behaviour omg haha

[@Bacon_Satoru336]

He cured the pandas world hunger

[@JIMNITHONG]

I'M GONNA TRY THIS ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER

[@blakemclelland6481]

should have named him the bamboozler

[@sparkiiez]

13:40 i guess you could say you were "bamboozled"

[@Valyona7025]

I'd think that destroying your own bamboo base right after being accused of having one is a bad move. Should've just removed all your important items from the base and anything that would tip off that you owned the base, and just leave the base fully intact while you're relocated elsewhere. Edit: Nvm, watched a bit more into the video. My idea was very smart but wouldn't have worked if he already knew of the base's existence