Why I stopped riding the CTA

[@eyemisstheoldme4807]

Help!!! POLICE!!! Help!!! 🗣😂😂😂

[@TamikaX]

🤣🤣 bruh

[@tristanpearson7386]

😂😂😂

[@afrolatina2811]

😂😂😂

[@NajiLovely]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jeremybrown9611]

LMFAO

[@TheMallachiv]

Shorty ain’t fighting her demons, she getting jumped by them ☠️👹👹👹

[@gudda2glory326]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davitnorm1896]

She's letting her demons live there rent free.

[@adriancliton9706]

Shes molesting her demons 😂😂

[@batnanaman6491]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Artis_OTS]

Nah SHE is the demon 💀

[@MAlan-xm1yf]

Just having ur Sanity is a blessing

[@TrulyHumbleUnderGOD4]

It really is

[@davidth.o.g.2229]

Not while sitting where he is.....

[@heavinw3958]

I pray that this lady be delivered from all of her demons and healed in the mighty name of Jesus (Yahweh)

[@It-zMrRomeo]

Welp Jesus better rise up and go take all the crack of the streets if he wants to deliver her from her demons 😂

[@FumetsuGolf]

Yeah, that's not a thing.

[@pryzmcat]

You got your names wrong but nice sentiment

[@Machinesofdrunkenhate]

I have special wishes that the boogeymen stop making her crazy too.

[@thedemocrat73]

This is why aliens don't talk to us.

[@ZNZNUKE]

😂

[@nathalieduverna6963]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_TevinH]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FCLaney]

Na they not tryna get colonized😂

[@brabbit7703]

😂

[@user-be5to5nq5h]

Dry powder snot around the nostril is crazy let’s start there

[@johnathancrawford9342]

Not snot lol

[@trillionzillion6743]

@@johnathancrawford9342fact that was from the 1st set 🥜before she hopped on the bus

[@Xannyphantom905]

Thats coke.

[@user-be5to5nq5h]

@@Xannyphantom905 is coke also called powder?

[@pareeshaslaughter6798]

@@trillionzillion6743….great! Not I can’t get the image out of my FUKN head 😭😭

[@user-nk4xm1rd1k]

🤣The guy sitting across covering his mouth with his jacket🤣🤣

[@guysocoollike]

Bet she smells pleasant

[@megaace361]

" AND YOU KNOW IT.. I'M THE TRUTH " 😂

[@josephstrong963]

This happened to me once on the subway. Lady kept insisting that she knew me from a one night stand. I swore that I'd never set eyes on her before. She snatched off her wig and said, " how bout now, do you recognize the top of my head?" I looked around and could tell that people believe her, rolling their eyes at me. I've never been more embarrassed.

[@TysunDaGod]

😩😩😂

[@reesecaprice3466]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂im goin to bed

[@CoachCreesh]

I'm weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gsharppianocovers7157]

I believe her too

[@lostluv718]

Lmao

[@ElReyDelCamion]

How did she make such a pleasant act sound terrifying 😳

[@NikoTheDunn]

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@milkywayking304]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stacykee8285]

Masterful comment

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

Loooolol

[@vees_newlife924]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BigC901]

The hand gesture killed me 😂

[@galleryofrogues]

I love how she broke character for a second, whole skit is hilarious! Also shout out to Chicago, born/raised.

[@NERDANANZI]

Ong 😂

[@rebelsoldier2391]

Public transportation be a whole safari 😂

[@Cymone8510]

That's that Chicago "L" train vibe... I take the METRA into the city and it's a whole different vibe except maybe coming home late after sporting event.

[@user-ow6vv3pn3v]

Bro, you ever tried to be homeless just for the experience? That is a different level.

[@funkyandbold]

YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF!

[@olgierdolo5510]

​@@user-ow6vv3pn3v Who tf would "try to be homeless for experience" get real

[@jackelewish1568]

Monkeys and all!

[@temeacobbs]

The way he wiped HIS nose FOR HER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alibile7957]

USA should be a 3rd world country for sure

[@roberttaylor7218]

I'm done bruh!😂👏👏👏

[@yahnathantasian5152]

She needs a towel tho

[@NikoTheDunn]

😂😂😂

[@Nikki-zg5sx]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jameshunt1116]

Till she catch the right one, “oh alright then DO IT!!” 😂😂

[@benevivunt1256]

And then she would

[@tealx8462]

👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾

[@lonniectutt7129]

No bullshit come on. Get to it. Next stop please

[@Dee-sr1zv]

😂😂😂 they always got one that's down with whatever for sure

[@deliberateintentions]

😂😂😂😂😂😂this took me out😂😂

[@NERDANANZI]

She got such a pretty smile, and she just being silly fr I like her sense of humor 😂

[@kimkim2718]

You will be happy to find out. She is all YOURS! Hope you enjoy grinding teeth action. Just so you know, she has a difficult time understanding the word NO.

[@DufusSmith]

Bro this woman would chomp off that thang, don't be silly now😂

[@ajbrown2416]

​@@kimkim2718you sound like an angry ex who wants her back

[@Honiibrii]

"I'LLSUCCYONUTZ AND YOU KNOW IT"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@princetriton1308]

I'M THE TRUTH😂😂😂😂

[@K_justHazel]

"🤚"

[@lavenderlily2550]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Ghost-King2278]

She ain't playing 😂

[@daffedavidsen6306]

​@@Ghost-King2278haha she aint 😂

[@HutuandMomma]

I’ll be praying for this Sista to strengthen her mind & fight through what ever battle she’s facing 🙏🏾

[@TheReign2]

In Jesus name! Amen!

[@Vonna-gottagetit]

She definitely can use an abundance of prayer 🙏🏽.

[@IamItchyTasty]

Shut up, she livin her best life

[@DearLeaderKimJongUn]

She put here having the time of her life let her be her.

[@misslady2433]

Out there on that fynt fynt and it’s sad

[@rafaelcarrera1023]

Public transportation in Chicago is different now. It's different because she's the truth. Scary people.

[@ricsummers8877]

Anyone notice my mans in the back holding his breath for dear life 🤣 😷😭😭😂

[@SuperMoeski69]

Nah he’s just covering his face cus he’s being recorded

[@ricsummers8877]

@@SuperMoeski69but I can see his eyes so either he’s doing a sucky job at hiding his face or something stinks 😂

[@WNWFishin]

​​​@@SuperMoeski69Nah, that's definitely cause shawty stanky. You can tell when it's from recording, he was squinting his eyes she was that bad. Up here in Morgantown, WVa, ya either cover ya nose or you smell the wrath of people not washing for literal years😭💀

[@DemoKKKrapsFoundedKKK]

Crack head Ezal sister ain’t shower in months 😷😷😷

[@tc8765]

Oh my word 😂😂

[@Lyte-fy8us]

Now that's a random act of kindness 😂

[@TiffanyCounty-yy1bu]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@antoinelawson9873]

Why yes it is, but not by that monster

[@CharlieUniform.NovemberTango]

Double it and give it to the next person😂😂😂

[@TorryanaBaker]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Amongsussy306]

Nah, I ain't letting the twinz near those chompers bruh💀

[@DavidMartinez-lu5ot]

That jump back got me😂

[@tevinrichie4304]

Long as she don’t bite ‘em. I’m scared but a little intrigued

[@adamglen283]

Why's this feel like it's from an episode of the boondocks 😂

[@dominichayden-dade]

Fr😂😂😂😂

[@dominichayden-dade]

She sound like huey and riley😂😂

[@Arkskii-gf03]

@@dominichayden-dadeohhh nawww lmfao 💀 that’s all I can hear Riley yelling suk yo nut 😂

[@tvoovm7254]

Damn right. I wouldn't be surprised if this scene was animated in the Boondocks art style because I can definitely see it.

[@Ez-lk2hl]

Mf seems like errbody just watched boondocks but me shiiiiiddd

[@shemarhunter4250]

Dead ass this is how it is. just random on the CTA 😂😂

[@Reynakeya37]

Lmao 😂😂😂 this is NYC trains and busses all day long you gotta look straight don't look at em, I'm telling you just stare straight like you crazy too it works every time.

[@Mr501]

Shiiiid dart in Dallas also lmao

[@ComicXanz]

Change the CTA to GTA Online

[@Lee-nr5xv]

I know cause I'm from the 100's!Remember the people that would walk through every car selling something or asking for money.

[@jimmymorris9278]

​@@Lee-nr5xvwild

[@danielle9093]

I couldn’t imagine someone yelling some shit like this to me in public. I know he felt uncomfortable 😂😂😂

[@curtiswhitfield3616]

The way skinbone be looking be funny asf 😂😅 im in tearz skinbone and mike epps cracks me up just with there facial expressions 😂 🤣

[@nukethylobby417]

Bro in the back with his nose covered 😂😂😂😂😂

[@qj7958]

That’s what I was looking at. She must smell crazy!!!!

[@asijahjett2904]

He don’t want none of that air

[@kingleo9981]

Right 😂

[@PushP001]

Facts 😂😂

[@strange4change_6]

Like the talk spit could come backwards 😅😂😂

[@kevt7883]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 bone looking like he about to drop them pants fast🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!

[@DonsGreenNature]

bro thinking hard about it

[@mizkaponi4853]

😅😅😅😅

[@annie6666]

She Da Truth 😄

[@TimothyClark-jh7rb]

Yea😮he would and tell her don't say nothing 😮

[@brucedavis2493]

😂😂😂

[@kingmikez0559]

For people traveling to Chicago just don't take the red line and you'll be fine. so much crap happens on the red line that they have cops patrolling the stops. The first time I got on a fight broke out. the second time someone got stabbed in the carriage just after the one I was in. Every other train line is normal.

[@JBoosieT6]

That man in the back fighting for his life 😂

[@danijp00]

Bro thought he was gonna be a victim for a sec 😂😂😂

[@Joyinthemorn]

😂😂😂

[@truthonly-]

😂😂

[@crystalqwackrz2128]

Shiii id be scared too tf😂

[@kimcarter9735]

It's a skit

[@benevivunt1256]

@@kimcarter9735the video of her is real. He just inserted clips of himself in there.

[@carlettamack5041]

Mental health is a real issue.

[@ThaGoy]

She was tryna help with that

[@Don-kk7ou]

Cocaine and heroin too ...

[@kanagawayarichin]

Dental Health 😂

[@MTS7140]

Shits a damn epidemic.

[@miggulknight]

No drug abuse is

[@user-pl2sb9sn8c]

I thank God for blessing me with a car!!❤

[@veronicaguinn8369]

@user-pl2sb9sn8c a car won't prevent you from running into these people . People with mental health issues drive to they shop they walk they run their everywhere good luck ducking them

[@Flintstones5481]

Seriously something like this need to be taking off social media

[@Custinavo]

The way he looked back to make sure she/he was talking to him, relatable af 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danij694]

Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jerseydrillmovement8235]

Me asl 😂

[@TheBlackShinigami]

That jump back realization like “Shit they talking to me 😮” 😂

[@Findmy_Way-Home]

@@TheBlackShinigaminot “they” nigga I’m dead 💀🤣🤣

[@Findmy_Way-Home]

@@TheBlackShinigami Not “they”, n!gga got me dead 💀🤣🤣🤣. Love the pf name too btw

[@demiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

The coke on her nose 😭💀

[@goththique]

I'm pretty sure that's dried snot 💀

[@dwayneroller790]

Dried snot or whatever 🤢🤢🤢🤮

[@Ember292]

@@goththiqueno I don’t think so

[@newnickybarnes83]

​@@goththiqueAwe Hell Naw!!! Im Pretty Sure Thats Booger Shugga Residue😅 Bless Your Heart For Being Green 🙏🏽

[@Jay-ozo1]

Snot 😅

[@aliciawilliams8817]

Dude looked terrified!!!😂

[@Mgrzely]

You couldn't pay me enough to live around these people. Rural life is so peaceful, I love it.

[@BUBSNBEANS]

Same here exactly why I stopped taking public transportation 😂😂😂

[@LilShawtyWood]

“I got these cheeseburgers man” head ahh😂

[@maliquesmith2311]

Ewwww... get out of here man(Shawn wayans)

[@Babyvalkyie]

Accurate af 😭

[@MrARodriguez1974]

Hell nah 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KianaTeal-uh1zk]

😂😂😂😂

[@MisterGemini-7man]

😂😂😂

[@airplane-mxde]

These GTA6 trailers be crazy

[@REDHEARTS-tu7hc]

😂😂😂

[@StudioMod]

She seems like a fun addict to be around ngl. Been around the total opposite of this many times and I'd happily take her over many, MANY experiences on public transportation lmao

[@RyoraSesshomaru97]

SHE SAID, "AND YOU KNOW IT! "I'M THE TRUTH!" "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SugarSista820]

She tellin erbody what went down last time you rode the train 💀💀💀

[@youcantescape375]

Haha that's exactly what happened to me, and I was sitting with my gf, I got exposed by a homeless chick

[@aaron9307]

​@@youcantescape375Gang wut??

[@joem.6940]

​@@youcantescape375?

[@showusjustice523]

​@@youcantescape375I truly hope you are joking. For your GFs sake.

[@prospectorbonky]

Lmfao damn bruh 😂😂😂​@@youcantescape375

[@DCJames_2489]

Bus driver said “next stop, deez 🥜 nuts”😂

[@ZNZNUKE]

😂 WoW didn’t hear that til you pointed it out thanks

[@AprilHare]

I thought I heard something about nuts!😂

[@banksayemoor6368]

😂😂😂

[@user-mn1zp4fu7g]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deanraney1049]

That's not a bus

[@ASAPJermz]

AYOOOO THIS THE FUNNIEST YET 😂😂😂😂

[@TardyEngineer]

Me: is that a threat or an offer, do you need my number so you can step up?

[@tsumitsumi7628]

The nervous leg rubs are killing me.

[@michaeljohnston4459]

Comforting himself.. that's the troof!

[@truthonly-]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Yungpap]

Never make eye contact when you do it’s over 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@josephscott6286]

I learned this the 1st time I visited NY.

[@JoshuaMallory-dr6ff]

I learned this in Pokemon wym

[@318EE_Span]

Never. And pretend they ain’t there if they talk to you. 😂

[@Kinobambino]

​@@318EE_SpanNah fr lol "don't move and it won't attack you"

[@jackiemendez38]

Even a glance and people ready to fight..smh

[@themanfromvill]

Had my man shook 😂😂😭

[@DWAZ529]

In my Rick James Voice "Cocaine is a helluva drug"

[@jdkelly5448]

"GAURD!! GAURDDD GAURRDDDD"😭

[@user-fe7hq7yv8f]

😅😂

[@philliprobinson4973]

Nah, big fella!

[@philliprobinson4973]

When you on the bus, pull out your nuttz!

[@jdkelly5448]

@@philliprobinson4973 💀

[@christopherbenson2491]

There aren't guards on our public transport.

[@WORKWITHIN1111]

Never make eye contacts when you’re on the train or bus

[@Don-kk7ou]

That's what they like here in New York !

[@BerryKind]

Exactly!!

[@xLavishx]

😂

[@Postcoital_Clarity]

​@@Don-kk7ouwhat they are like or what they like? Never been to ny, honest q

[@user-fe7hq7yv8f]

📠

[@Deathbringer1522]

Soon as I seen to 95th I knew that's a southbound redline train. As a professional pedestrian can confirm the hypes be hypin.

[@antjuancottingham95]

He wasn't expecting that one. Man I felt dog man.

[@hulkcrusher69]

I wouldn't know whether to be aroused or terrified lmfao 😅 🤣

[@DacMan-lq9up]

I don't think she could arouse a nympho 😂

[@Speckled_Clout]

_SCAROUSED_ 😂

[@rowankeize1650]

If you have to think there's something wrong, She said she suck your knot like that, then there no choice Aroused is always the way 🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂😂

[@theshadman17]

Can't it be both?

[@newnickybarnes83]

​@@rowankeize1650🤦🏾‍♂️Bcuzzz she also looks like she'll turn yo 🥜 into Ball Juice or Peanut Punch 🇯🇲. So Helllll Yeah ill be Aroused and Dam Shole Scared 😅SCAROUSED Like a MF😂

[@Jonathan-rk4uq]

"IM THE TRUTH" yo hear me out 😂😂

[@MrBiggs-jj7mp]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChadliteOG]

They be tripping 24/7😂

[@daherbalgoddess777]

😂😂😂 bless his heart and hers too 💚

[@bombermancan]

He wiped his nose for her!😂😂😂

[@thereal14kfreestyles]

That "and you know it" was aggressive asf😂😂

[@User_0-px7xz]

The way she spotted her target💀

[@chukwuemekaugonabo3424]

I believe cameraman made himself the target by having his phone out and videoing her. 😂😂😂

[@PhillipBrown-o3o]

It's the gang signs for me😂😂 and the face she makes😂😂😂

[@X56th_SFS]

Beanie Segal looking healthy these days!

[@tealifewithgiftedteju6794]

She’s letting her intrusive thoughts win 😂😂

[@byunniq9060]

Nah thats the crack

[@anabae2706]

😂😂😂😂 omg

[@anabae2706]

​@@byunniq9060 looool

[@aye_yo_jp3075]

Not “I’m the truth”😭😭😭😭

[@onlyenzoYT]

Accept Jesus Christ 🙏🏽❤️he is the truth

[@shanetaylor761]

Easily the best part. It's crazy how she flexing but not in a way a sane person can understand.

[@CNOTE-T.T.W.B]

TROOFF

[@tonyfknb3896]

Paul Pierce mom out here wildn

[@michaelhawley2589]

Homie with his face covered got me in shambles lmao

[@what3ver912]

Bro said hold on lmfao

[@hectorm5386]

Even his shirt started crying 😭

[@user-do8re3vg9j]

Sad but true public transportation CRAZY ASF😮

[@Lealyn-25]

The Red line, Chicago Dan Ryan train, the worst. My daughter told me some horror stories that happened while she rode it to work.

[@leonardleonards935]

The guy with the Cain was looking like what you going to do...

[@DomNikko2026]

Bro the train stop said "Deez Nuts" 😭😭😭

[@boutthatcakelife4532]

That man covering his face with the coat got me rollin 😂😂😂😂

[@ETTP.S]

He tryna put his invisibility cloak on he seen on Harry Potter lmfao he’s in fear for his nuts he ain’t finna be her/his next victim!!!

[@Alan_GA]

​@@ETTP.S your comment, lawd have mercy 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@brealb1]

Probably smelling like a scene from the Lion King 😂😂😂

[@daffedavidsen6306]

Damn cant belive how many times i heard this on allmost full volume while reading the comments without thinking 😂😂

[@thomasfries6453]

Jam this at full volume at a red light.

[@daffedavidsen6306]

@@thomasfries6453 haha peope will be watchin you

[@mindcraftelover]

YOOOOOOOO 😂😂saaaaaame

[@mindcraftelover]

Dawg I can’t bruh it’s like you are in my miiiiiiind

[@lmayes69]

Im reading the comments it keeps play whole in thebwaiting room for an oil chamge didntnrealize what was happening until the dude was like ok we getbshes suck your nuts lol i was like my bad reading the comments

[@jeffmiller8197]

Such a lovely culture aren't we all soo lucky to be able to go drive to a ghetto near us and experience that 1st hand 😊

[@ChristopherMosley-dj3kt]

Afeni Shakur out here trippin😂

[@ktokie338]

Lmao he’s like ok now just be quiet and we can get it popping on the low. 😂

[@Bruce-ji8vr]

😂😂😂😂😂 you know it crossed his mind

[@icu3869]

She gonna chomp his bone like a rabid dog. And run away with those nuts as a trophy- Don't Do It, homey!

[@nuttybuddy14]

Bro in the back got me hollering 😂😂

[@mike4721]

Hahahah his facial expression reactions are so damn funny 😂😂😂

[@bartfart3847]

"National Treasure" "We need to protect her at all cost" "we have come so far"

[@ianmoon5834]

I know a girl like this... Yes. Shes homeless. Yes. she's intimidating. And yes...shes the truth.

[@blackaliniteardropz5363]

You got some cap from her ?😂

[@reesecaprice3466]

I'm weak

[@Bruh-hl4lu]

Lmfao u hit?

[@benevivunt1256]

But did she suck your neck tho?

[@somenothing7914]

she needs some help then yeah

[@gdup2009]

Them dry boogies is crazy!

[@Zeebo216]

We got people like that here in Vegas BIG time😂😂😂

[@hotsauceislethal9430]

That's powder

[@edwinmaldonado6746]

Coke boogies bro lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@VellTheHustler01]

@@Zeebo216facts

[@user-yw6cm2hf2t]

😂😂😂

[@AbbadonOfTheKey]

She's fucking hilarious, bro!!! 💀💀💀

[@samuelbelhumeur3661]

Even the train said "these nuts" after she said it 3 times

[@kb4life100]

Bro your hair style is fucking clean 🔥

[@rAwDuGGy]

did we watch the same vid😢

[@StraightTruth-lx7ko]

Simp

[@therealbizzle]

I thought the fade and beard combo was very sharp as well!

[@Mellyo420]

Just cornrows nun special lol

[@johnwall473]

@Thekid42590 🤣

[@shiritagreen2685]

Bone look scared and nervous all at da same time 😂😂

[@klaybiggins4040]

Isn’t that pretty much the same thing? Scared and intrigued all at the same time would’ve been more comedic. But you got 10 likes so it must be me.

[@subject._.zer0]

That really changes the bussin it catch phrase 😭

[@MLawrence-z9k]

He was like : shhhh 🤫 hold on & wait till we get off the train & find a alley girl

[@Vendeleska999]

"Help, this woman is killing my ribs!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SoCo_Blu]

I really hope that aliens have their own version of crackheads too, so they don't think we are all like that...

[@deshellyoung1640]

😂😂😂

[@TyDyck]

thats a good point and an underexplored concept I would like to see represented more

[@JoshuaMallory-dr6ff]

Wonder if alien crack is better or how that works

[@M3...BrandyLee]

*aggressively on the subway with witnesses*

[@williamlove3087]

This is extremely common in Chicago, because Springfield voted to shut down the mental health facilities statewide. Mace and pepper spray don't seem to help out at all.

[@devinreinagle26]

She finna take it what you gunna do 😂😂

[@TrustingColston]

😂 she is like, “who’s gonna stop me?”😂

[@user-mn1zp4fu7g]

Whether you like or not 😂

[@JayJohnson-ls3eq]

​I will😊

[@Postcoital_Clarity]

​@@TrustingColstonlol "we gon do it the Easy way. Or the Hard way?"

[@joshmiller854]

Aliens are not finding ANY intelligent life on earth 😂

[@forbidden1086]

That is the alien.

[@deenmedia242]

"I'm da troof" 😂😂😂

[@christopherrodriguez2267]

Lol wtf bro like Marlon Waynes in don't be a menace the back of the truck part 😂😂

[@theplaceholder3]

Bro looking like “tf this gotta do with me” 😭😭

[@georgejohnson807]

The way cuz looking around .. like she not talking to me..😂😂😂

[@gman2503]

Dead Ass Lol 😂😂😂

[@samwoods3430]

All up in his face and still looking around 😆

[@charles-cd1qb]

She seems like a real nice lady 😊

[@levicrazy314]

Bro said hold on one sec