WHY IS THIS A THING?! (Minecraft Tik Tok)

[@TheEngieTF2]

"Minecraft Tik Tok is HOT!" Jemma: *Where's my diamond sword?*

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🤬🤬🎥🎥

[@meowdasia]

here jemma

[@BritishGuy69420]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t ok

[@arandombirdflying3242]

IN THE END VOID

[@enreno]

E

[@ConnorPugs]

I don’t know how I feel about this title Dan

[@iiKolin]

Yep….just smile and don’t ask 😃👍

[@iiKolin]

@@ceegeetee no

[@ginageeinal]

MINECRAFT

[@luvvybee7942]

@@ceegeetee bot lol 🥴

[@ACTIVITYPRODVF]

...

[@RandomEdits-_-]

“I’m going to go work out to try and become more, blocky.” -Daniel Robert Middleton 2021

[@CinnamonToast969]

@@RandomEdits-_- idk

[@primeoctober]

know whats funny? His last name, Middleton, actually has the letters T and D and M

[@RandomEdits-_-]

@@primeoctober wow

[@ecto4570]

Can’t believe that Minecraft Horror Map exposed his full name. :/

[@williamhiemstra4925]

Yes

[@Voiddity]

1:50 Omg its the candy ceeper from his mod showcases as a baby lol

[@astralboythearoace]

OMG SOMEONE REMEMBER THAT!

[@Diz_Y]

Don't ask - A man: Their salary A woman: Their weight Mojang: How they got the death sound of every animal

[@f1amingsku116]

Woman's age*

[@DtechTheCyborg]

They just kill the animals 🤦‍♂️🤨

[@fsxploration1882]

@@DtechTheCyborg lol then think about the cat the wolf the panda and many more

[@DtechTheCyborg]

@@fsxploration1882 yeah just kill them

[@kkkskska]

@@DtechTheCyborg your cruel understand the joke

[@imabun9969]

Dan changed the title from : "Minecraft Tik Tok is HOT!!!" Into : "WHY IS THIS A THING?!"

[@P.WPlays]

Yeah lol

[@tabbycat8647]

I saw that also

[@hampter8546]

His wife noticed 😳😳

[@samirawadud4823]

cuz of Jemma 🤭

[@nijhum3429]

*Y e s*

[@advaitkhandagale6791]

dantdm in a nutshell: *SMALL STUFF IS CUTE*

[@Mystinct]

*tok tik*

[@joannalbrown]

@@Mystinct no

[@fronky_]

Thats what she sai- ill stop

[@a.e.m.08]

Small stuff *is* cute

[@JaTa_]

@@a.e.m.08 hmmm 😈 jk jk jk

[@frostspirit2234]

0:44 oh this is a serious AlAkABrA BaLaKaZaM -DanTDM

[@TheRoughDraftLife]

That*

[@Zoologically_Explained]

Everyone: reads title Dan’s Wife: now where’s the trusty shotgun Edit: his wife grabbed the shotgun and told him to change it and poor Dan had to do it

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🤬🤬🤬🎥🎥

[@LightingMouse]

Jemma: *Pulls out shotgun with malicious intent*

[@SomeRandomUser-]

No joke

[@lemongloves]

*We’ll* *Be* *Right* *Back*

[@slryolo]

@@lemongloves lol

[@Ertyez]

3:00 Those are the Acid Shaders they used in the video, pretty trippy 😄 Give it a search, it's a really weeeeird and fascinating thing to look at.

[@Unclepaji1w3]

wow i watch you

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

ok

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🤬🤬🤬🎥🎥🎥

[@astroorbis]

Best thing is it doesn't even affect performance! They're based entirely on Vertex transformation algorithms :)

[@Elonix]

The Man who created: *The Red One Has Been Chosen*

[@hissanhaider5048]

Nobody: Dan: WHERE IS THE CRAFTING TABLE

[@MrQuackford]

3:55 His tiny laugh is so cute and gets me every time 😂

[@greenberrygk]

It’s slightly creepy

[@greenberrygk]

But then what about 4:00

[@hexagun6971]

“MINECRAFT TIKTOK IS HOT!!” -DanTDM, old title

[@unskriptd]

Wait? Really?

[@unskriptd]

@OOF_2711 oh k

[@tfourone]

yeah i saw the old one

[@gamistry2947]

@@tfourone I saw it too

[@Beans_are_nice]

I know

[@Sprite_thefilmnerd]

Even over 10 years later. This man still succeeds at making me laugh. Thank you, Dan

[@horseoperamarker]

it hasnt been 10 years yet but ok

[@voiiddd8016]

@@horseoperamarker it!s close enough

[@horseoperamarker]

@@voiiddd8016 yea

[@p1nk_4ever]

@@voiiddd8016yea!same I agree.

[@sylvien_zen214]

Yep

[@IsaiahThomasAcosta]

dantdm: **changes title** everyone: damnit.

[@rentheredsquare]

What was the title-

[@005winter]

What was it lol

[@runwithscissors15]

@@005winter Minecraft tiktok is HOT

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊! 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🤬🤬🎥🎥🎥

[@runwithscissors15]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t umm? Y tho

[@watsoncntry1]

Dan: "Doesn't upload in 3 days." Everyone: " He's dead."

[@cobothecool1799]

“That is one serious Abracadabra alakazam” -Dan 2021

[@lozixislost]

@Cobo The Cool oh hi never thought I would see you here,btw I was subbed to your channel for a long time

[@pinklilycat]

What the heck kevin

[@vincentsullivan5199]

When will Dan 2022 say the next thing

[@sircloudoof9559]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t Get the f out of here

[@orangesyummy]

why did i think u said avada kedavra?

[@Skyburgertheburg]

"That it one serious abracadabra kabazam." -DanTDM

[@leachbg7057]

I thought it work but idk I DONT HAVE MINECRAFT

[@bellewatson380]

yup

[@noahkaltenbaugh]

@@leachbg7057 It doesn’t, check out Loverfella on KZbin he goes in depth about popular Minecraft Tik Toks to see if they work or not, he also creates great videos other than the Minecraft Tik Tok videos

[@leachbg7057]

@@noahkaltenbaugh k thx

[@JNHunting]

Literally anyone: Lives their life Dan: He’s playing real life minecraft

[@Jam2Ram]

Tiktok aint that Entertaining but eh your lucky you got to good tiktok i literally saw on tiktok a Girl being pregnant and bleeding on tiktok i m still tramutized cause off it

[@anwr4600]

where funne

[@Celldude2938]

@@Jam2Ram weird flex but ok

[@Levi_M3]

@@Jam2Ram :( thats very sad sorry about that.

[@ltevergreen7863]

Hi

[@Featherlacy_Does_Stuff]

when the guy sleeps in the nether his face just drops: 4:50

[@mushbl0om608]

Dan’s face when that dude went to bed in the nether - 🧐

[@Odin2244]

ᴼᴹᴳ ᴰᵃⁿᵀᴰᴹ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😁

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🤬🤬🎥🎥🎥

[@darwin2410]

Hey some one stole your comment

[@joslinjose9]

70 liks

[@Luk3Ta5tic13]

Hahhahhahahahaha

[@GabrielSun18]

Who’s been watching dan for over 7+ years now I love u dan

[@communistdogleader1001]

same

[@toaster5452]

yes

[@William38784]

Me too homie

[@ahlajajy]

I’m 21 I’ve been watching him when I was 15 til now 😂

[@geo_dasher903]

here since 2014-2016 i think

[@rhinoreview8051]

Dan: that's the craziest part of the video everyone else: THE VIDEO JUST STARTED

[@almostfourchairs]

1:34 if anyones wondering the song in this video is called: Skystrike - Hinkik

[@nottodaywillj2723]

Anyone remember when he did mod showcases in the old lab and had blue hair? The good ol days

[@CoolerSpirits]

Ah the nostalgia

[@blubooandyou]

Dont make me cry

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

Who doesn't? No really, who doesn't?

[@youravarageyoutuber]

Yea I remember

[@TheCorruptClown32518]

@@theluiginoidperson1097 alot of kids these days

[@hashbrown2429]

Person: let’s play minecraft music for the church KZbin: let’s play some adds

[@mcbunsies3659]

C418 not allowed

[@YepSmoof]

Right when I see this a add comes

[@uraveragenoob7070]

dan: "if disappear mysteriously in the next few days, you'll know why." * the video was posted 1 week ago

[@Kiara-M]

*gasp* I sense danger

[@JACK_WALTERS]

Ok so let's check on his grave and see him

[@therealbatmanfrong]

he knew not to mess with russia

[@4shaf1dle33]

Uh oh my danger sense is being trigggerredd

[@Cyb3rr.luvvie]

Oh oh.

[@swanyeepaing2190]

7:57 as a bedrock player i kinda felt personally attacked

[@greenberrygk]

2 seconds after he literally said don’t take it personally

[@ardeshirrazany7043]

"No human being should be able to make this sound" Sorry Dan, I can make a worse sound. I can recreate the sound of an alarm with such loud noise that I don't do it because I think the neighbors will think there's actually a thief.

[@pictonary3560]

Why

[@Loaflie]

O h

[@squid_436]

bro same. i can make a sound that worrys people of my health lol

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

4:00 Dan’s laugh is too pure for this world That’s just sheer enjoyment right there

[@henrythehoover1961]

May I suggest changing your name to Hoover Chandler? Just a thought

[@aspertree4673]

Hi bestie! Good to see you again! I totally agree though

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

@@aspertree4673 Lol Hi!

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

@@aspertree4673 Hi again! Checking in on how you’re doing?

[@weirdmansamuraioflegend1238]

I heard the ps2 startup

[@kronikqlz_]

Dan: “My screen time has gone way up” Everyone: *Those are r o o k i e numbers*

[@ksyuhn]

my 14 hour screen time:

[@ummm...echidnas5835]

True, true

[@grouchy8886]

I have about 325 hours on terraria.

[@-Destiny-54]

Add more zeros.

[@PoliwhirlTrainer3696]

I average a screentime of 11 hours a day

[@gitz69]

I find it hilarious how Dan gets so serious after making a joke about bedrock leads lol

[@addierevak9411]

Dan: where’s his crafting table? Me: this man needs to get out more😂

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

[@mysticalgoatt]

Oh sorry

[@ZacEditz]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t shut

[@Terencelei_]

4:52 the way his face changes makes me laugh so much that I spit out my cereal very specific I know

[@EezoTheChezo]

Dan making the title: *Ohhh this is gonna be good *demonic laugh** His wife reading the title: 👁 👄 👁 Dan: *um let me change that real quick*

[@Glitchy_Chaos]

What was the old title lol-

[@rondodesu]

yeah what was the old title

[@am3l13.mmun0]

@@rondodesu Minecraft tiktok is hot i think

[@rondodesu]

@@am3l13.mmun0 shiiiiiiiish

[@pixel4849]

DanTDM: My screen time is 6 hours. Me, with more than double of his screen time: *pathetic*

[@gamingwithsagesagegaming715]

same

[@kutesii]

edit: it’s a year later and damn. Dan: ‘my screen time is way to high’ *shows six hour screen time* Me: with a 12 hour screen time: oh. *baby I’m not even here I’m a hallucination*

[@joli749]

Mine is 14 hrs...😬✌

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🎥🎥🤬🤬🤬

[@noahganesan6264]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t no lol

[@ksyuhn]

mine is 14 hours, *amature*

[@headphones._]

Mine is 23✊🏽💀

[@SuperXG]

Dan: Gets excited about Bedrock Emotes Also Dan: Says bedrock and spits.

[@kingorome1276]

He’s joking

[@SuperXG]

@@kingorome1276 yes, I know.

[@shefsufla]

@@SuperXG lol

[@Bestkiwibirdever]

EeeeE E e

[@WhoStoleMyNameFuck]

@@kingorome1276 obviously it’s impossible to get excited about emotes

[@bingobangobongo2875]

I'm ashamed, I looked back at this channel to fined I wasn't subscribed despite heavily enjoying this content a while ago. Glad to see you're still going strong Dan (:

[@DragonKing5356]

*find

[@benny4269]

“ABRACARBALACIZAM!!!!!” The new DanTDM outro

[@Hearts4toadz]

“Abrazada alakasam” *The best magic words ever.*

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🎥🎥🤬🤬🤬

[@4242q-o6u]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t omg I love ur vidss!1!1! There amazing!1!1

[@Blockyverse]

@@4242q-o6u i hope thats sarcastic

[@subhansjustbetter1094]

Dan: Makes this video Dan’s wife: chop chop 🪓

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🤬🤬🎥🎥🎥

[@emanimations4129]

funi chop chops my fav skylander

[@Odin2244]

ᴼᴹᴳ ᴰᵃⁿᵀᴰᴹ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😎😎😎

[@sulembape695]

@@Odin2244 no one cares stop spamming

[@crazydaysinfinte]

You mean jemma

[@tonyharrenstein6744]

I'm so glad he's still making videos I've been watching since he just did Minecraft in the old lab in the Minecraft desert with a grim Dr Trayaurus and Craig the mailman.

[@cathleencampbell689]

Me to

[@radicaldude-y4m]

me to

[@upwardfalling]

now thats what i call a og legend

[@Plainsmile]

SAME

[@Daedalus4833]

“Nobody told ya life was gonna be this way” *clap clap clap clap*

[@wretchedmusic8782]

dan who hasn’t seen non-Euclidian minecraft: This is hurting my brain! me who has seen non-Euclidian minecraft: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

[@idahoscarguys]

yep prety much XD

[@sircloudoof9559]

Lol yes

[@itzineon2757]

What's non-euclidean?

[@sillyy.billyy_]

Old dan: playing minecraft and sometimes does roleplay Dan now in 2021: hello TikTok!

[@Fariha_m]

Great he is addict it to that thing lmao

[@kamameshidn4508]

@@Fariha_m hi 7 years ago

[@Fariha_m]

@@kamameshidn4508 huh

[@testamen3013]

@@Fariha_m idk man

[@UnitedAgainstDegeneracy]

@@Fariha_m u joined 14 years ago

[@pookz1221]

Today I was coming home from school and was told the family dog was being put to sleep this week so she won’t suffer. I was really upset.Then I came home and started watching you and I felt a lot better. Thank you, I doubt you’ll ever see this but I just wanted to say thank you. Keep up the good work!

[@Moonlark_Equestrian]

Aww that sucks you weren't able to say goodbye 💔

[@Moonie_Phase1]

8:12 the way Dan says “come on Walter” 😭😭

[@whyyshovel420]

Previous title: "MINECRAFT TIKTOK IS HOT!" Edit: TikTik = TikTok 😅

[@ghostofthesea630]

Really?

[@3slasher798]

@@ghostofthesea630 yes lol idk why dan change it

[@LeviCummings1]

Lol it true

[@nayy_ira6697]

@@ghostofthesea630 yeah i saw his upload notification

[@ghostofthesea630]

@@nayy_ira6697 ok

[@sarahbeaver2440]

Normal people: looks normally Daniel: Turns his head.

[@JACK_WALTERS]

Lol

[@gamesdae3460]

were did you learn his real name?

[@yeontanii]

@@gamesdae3460 hes said it before

[@Nespire]

@@gamesdae3460 dan is short for daniel…?

[@kwz9930]

@@Nespire its actually a nickname

[@KallmeKitty9881]

12:17 here in Australia, we have a thing called the Barking/Whistling spider, it sounds identical to the minecraft spiders

[@meli_lemon_real]

dan: my screen time on my phone has gone way too high his screen time: *6 hrs* my screen time: *12+ hrs daily*

[@hi.4854]

Only 12hours? Mortal I HAVE NO SCREENTIME

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

my screen time: 25 hrs/day

[@KingOfArchers]

Oh hey that's me @ 9:27! A little embarrassing since that video was low effort but it's basically just poking light-hearted fun of people who are a little...too into mobs! Some people may have taken it seriously in my comments though haha, glad you got a chuckle out of it!

[@Finanseal.]

Omg that's cool

[@jh077]

3:30 lol dan always trying to keep it family friendly that is why I just love his videos

[@JDogee]

The one where he threw the anvil and smacked the villagers head XD

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🎥🎥🤬🤬

[@carlyh7649]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t just why?

[@TheSheazier]

10:46 Dan: Is this guy real Minecraft? Guy: Yeah. Just thought that was funny, LOL.

[@Garfield.eats.food.]

Me:*reads title* Also me: We have finally reached the cursed side of the minecraft comunity

[@kcyraho29]

Dan: says his screen time has shot up when it’s only six hours Every viewer: (laughing) only six hours? *Mortal* *edit* why are y’all still replying to this 😭

[@3jsjiim615]

Mines 4 hours ;-)

[@SumptuousHydra]

Mines ten hours....

[@xx_asher_xx646]

When it’s 13 ._.

[@mixxie.c]

Ha mines 16 💅

[@xx_asher_xx646]

@@mixxie.c hahahaha mortal it’s 18 now

[@Miggified]

Mojang: Sounds are from actual animals! That other guy: How are dying dog sounds made?

[@blu7954]

LOL

[@patrickcao1126]

Me:but dogs aren't in the game ?_? But there are wolfs

[@people_personguy-youtube7302]

LOL

[@people_personguy-youtube7302]

@@patrickcao1126 dude if you tame a wolf they turn to a dog lol

[@duckycubes5474]

how are dying dolphin sounds made?

[@Toyreviews-pm3ef]

Dan:my phones screen time is six hours 15 yo girls: pathetic

[@andrewvaiz4304]

"we could all be this guy" actually dan, well, we used to be him.

[@saihaan.z6768]

So true

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

Dan: if I disappear in the next few days you know why Also Dan: proceeds to disappear for the next few days

[@thomasraptortrainer9896]

I think he dead

[@cherribomb3054]

@@thomasraptortrainer9896 Nah The Russians Just took him they said they just wanted a chit chat with dan

[@TheSheazier]

Lol, *And Dan was never seen... again*

[@seanster9735]

“I’m going to work out to become more blocky” DanTDM, 2021

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🎥🎥🤬🤬

[@slenderbloxivibes9110]

Go away you bot

[@charliehorner6430]

Minecraft will never die and if it does I will cry😢😢 Dan you will bring it back☺☺

[@xxstodgyxx1242]

Dayum Dan... Never thought you would ever put the word "hot" in a title and use it THAT way

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🎥🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@Odin2244]

ᴼᴹᴳ ᴰᵃⁿᵀᴰᴹ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😆😆

[@devdarshansahoo3902]

he meant treanding

[@meowdasia]

@@devdarshansahoo3902 no he didnt

[@demon9855]

"DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MINE " -Robert

[@tejano434]

Amigo I used to watch you when I was younger and I just wanna thank you for continuing to post after all these years, your face has changed so much over the years

[@megancross6010]

POV: an anvil drops from the sky and lands on you

[@pandathecrusader5658]

9:04 the chances of a skeleton horse is low, but lighting striking it is 100% because when you approach a skeleton horse that hasn't been tamed (just spawned) it triggers a trap and multiplies into skeleton horse riders.

[@pandathecrusader5658]

@@user-ii9wd3dj3q uh.... no (also get reported :) ).

[@zemes7662]

2:55 Dan just bragging about being able to listening to the music, while we’re sitting here in silence

[@zemes7662]

Is a joke btw I honestly don’t really care if we get to listen to it or not

[@Virosamummy]

6:08 looks how amazed his face is its so cute

[@lani1136]

9:19 this happened when me and my cousin's were playing Minecraft together we screamed and died right after 😭

[@Astersaysstuff]

"He must have a cow farm or something y'know?" - Daniel Middleton - 2021

[@benrover1450]

Dont forget middle name lol hi robert

[@Astersaysstuff]

@@benrover1450 oh ty! I forget his middle name

[@lucas_br0086]

*sees Russian tik tok” Dan: I can milk you...

[@RainbowX]

Why don't you just marry tiktok 😳

[@officialdreamy4965]

RAINBOW

[@nebula12x]

omg

[@Definitely_Loomy]

Hi RainbowX Love Your Challenges

[@Samuelgergis44]

RAINBOW DO A FACE REAVEL

[@bloxycolaco7995]

Pog

[@FazbearPlushShow]

“ I have context of the game whatsoever” said by a man who defeated the elder dragon in the sky with an axe who had to survive a hord of endedmen

[@neji.-exe]

" I'm gonna go and work out more and try to become more blocky. " -DanTDM 2021

[@sparrowzkapzkslssoldiermin3236]

Thats your mum

[@Golden-kb1ny]

@@sparrowzkapzkslssoldiermin3236 ò

[@efaceman7690]

Only OGs will remember when his channel name was 'TheDiamondMinecart // dantdm'

[@mcflo3158]

@@FOXEVY lol

[@DashFN69]

Creative and original Creative and original Creative and original Creative and original

[@stewhart]

Yeah

[@mustafaiamar1159]

I remember

[@kelk5007]

u literally joined 11months ago!?

[@baileymarieeee]

Dan saying 'come on Walter' is now my new favorite thing lmao

[@stranger342]

Someone out there that is named Walter is lucky

[@baileymarieeee]

@@stranger342 lol ikr

[@kkfaller]

8:13

[@aishathali6930]

Dan : no one should be able to make that sound My sister 24/7: AHHHHHHH

[@ixxsolarmarvelxxi3628]

Dan: I have spent 6 hours on my phone at a time, that’s a problem. Me who spent 24 hours on his phone for 2 weeks in a row: Yeah....totally...🙃

[@chi5126]

I have 12

[@adamnoraiman120]

His?

[@justarandomperson345]

@@adamnoraiman120 he meant his as in the person who posted this’ phone

[@Falinnfornerds]

Jemma: "Hold my phone."

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🤬🤬🎥🎥🎥

[@JonsiasUniverse]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t shut up

[@Odin2244]

ᴼᴹᴳ ᴰᵃⁿᵀᴰᴹ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😎😎😎😎

[@jamessz]

IS YOUR NAME AVERY!?

[@Falinnfornerds]

@@jamessz yeep

[@creative.cloudy]

Dan: My screen time has gone way up Dan’s screen time: 6 hours My screen time: 12 hours

[@rohansam6308]

Where does he say this

[@user-bh7uj]

A picture at the beginning

[@creative.cloudy]

@@rohansam6308 0:04

[@shefsufla]

Mine is 40

[@iwanttoseeyousmileee]

My all hours that i stayed in tiktok was 3000 hours but the amount hours that i stayed everyday was 22

[@Nimloverr]

The way Dan said come on Walter is just funny 😂

[@dh1600]

Mans really said “weres the crafting table” when donnydust was making a shield💀

[@claudthetoad5196]

We’re still waiting for the recreations Dan.... we haven’t forgotten 😈

[@benrover1450]

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes Daniel Robert Middleton WHERE WILL YOU RUN NOW HEHE

[@erinmahoney-realtor5442]

*Super low ?batman? voice* Dan....You have five days to do so or else....bad will come your way.

[@erinmahoney-realtor5442]

**I just wanted to make sure people know this is a joke LOL**

[@benrover1450]

@@erinmahoney-realtor5442 LOL YOUR NEXT ERIN I ALREADY HAVE DAN IN MY BASEMENT jk all for laughing matters pls dont call cops or something

[@desireecalva2627]

Uga Booga Lohga I Ruined The Spook!

[@rarebear76]

DAN, ILYSM!! I just watch a bunch of “youtubers who will silence the world when they pass” videos, and you were on a bunch of them. I’m crying rn, I don’t want to loose you! 😭💔

[@coolperson2271]

That’s so sad 😞

[@gunter4155]

Ok? Its doomed to happen. No one can escape it.

[@bongoman4002]

@@gunter4155 Unless

[@randomperson533]

8:13 Dan’s American accent is *chef’s kiss* ✨😌🤌

[@happydaze9527]

"3 Videos in, and we've already reached the weird side of Tik Tok" *_Isn't it always weird?_*

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🎥🎥🤬🤬🤬

[@Odin2244]

ᴼᴹᴳ ᴰᵃⁿᵀᴰᴹ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ👍👍👍

[@Dazzler825]

Will sometimes you get some good videos

[@fat_little_rat]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t bot

[@fat_little_rat]

@@Odin2244 bot

[@riazmuhammed3241]

Dan:literally watches anything Dan's brain: eROrR

[@fromagez_]

11:25 Dan: “Where’s his crafting table? I don’t see a crafting table - how are you meant to put it together? Oh you do it yourself.” dan, please go touch some grass for the love of mcc

[@MagicallyWeird]

The genuine confusion and amazement in his voice when he said “oh wait you have to do it yourself” absolutely destroyed me.

[@durruty8462]

When dantdm finally starts growing a decent beard no one even considers demonetize it

[@sparrowzkapzkslssoldiermin3236]

Thats your mum

[@mikatherealz]

Both of you

[@bigbodytonkatruck139]

3:59 Daniel’s Greatest Laugh

[@noodlee_o7]

Dan: “Apparently blocky Minecraft skins are now hot” Dream simps:

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🤬🤬🎥🎥

[@evanslegoanimation]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t i love you, Kevin! 😍😍😍

[@Pbc9]

@@evanslegoanimation 😳

[@mcperez7530]

@@evanslegoanimation ah, reverse psychology

[@bensteffen2479]

Dan: my screen time is so high it 6 hours Gamers: that’s insulting low

[@sohamguha9-iroll-473]

I clicked faster than adrien could say "she's just a friend"

[@user-pq9tg5ig1t]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊!🎥🎥🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@reki9200]

SHOULD I LAUGH OR CRY-

[@sipstea3836]

fr

[@dulcenullagourmetdesserts8408]

@@user-pq9tg5ig1t huh??

[@kanyeeast7287]

@@reki9200 Cry? Laugh? Im triggord😭

[@ImJustAPersonBro]

Fun fact: The Minecraft soundtrack is on Apple Music.

[@kurt.-]

Yup

[@topgreen2850]

Fun fact: I thought your profile picture was shaggy getting kissed by among us

[@rcdaisydog9406]

that is amazing

[@osuiong]

@@topgreen2850 what?!

[@user-nu8st1yj7k]

@@topgreen2850 LOL SAME

[@egizikid]

“I’m gonna go work out to try and become more blocky” Me too man, me too.

[@zacthefrog]

The videos with the baby mobs remind me of the noob vs pro vs hacker things that everyone thought were so cool